Episode 10

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Published on:

4th Aug 2026

AoT Recap - The Texas Containment Zone

It is time for LAST TIME ON! The podcast for everyone who wants to watch all those great television shows out there, but who has the time for that? Turns out we do, as we talk about Attack on Titan!

This week on LTO: Victor stares at maps, Ben worries about Victor's kidneys, and Xhafer worries about Ben's sanity.

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Transcript
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well now, was that depressing?:

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Hello, and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the only podcast where you

motherfuckers can't get rid of me

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Benjamin: We tried

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well now, was that depressing?:

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You tried and failed

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Benjamin: I try to say goodbye and I choke

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well now, was that depressing?:

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It took time to hunt down

Tiger Mike, but I did it.

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TheMotionVictor: It's, it's hard.

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He's mobile.

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Benjamin: Yep

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TheMotionVictor: But, uh, yeah, it,

it's great to have you back, Jafire.

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I, uh…

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yeah

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TheMotionVictor: of fun.

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And hey, look at, look on the bright side,

you didn't have to watch Street Fighter.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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I didn't-- I would've.

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Benjamin: I'm I'm mad because I wanted

to make Jafer watch Street Fighter.

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I get joy out of that

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TheMotionVictor: That would be

an epic prank to pull on someone.

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It would take some doing, but take someone

out to the, the Street Fighter movie

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when it premieres, like secretly, if you

could find a theater and pay off the,

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the projection booth guy to play the 1994

movie, and everyone just act normal like,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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So I have a movie theater that will play

whatever movie you want if you bring

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it in like on DVD, um, nearby where

you like rent out the room and stuff.

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That could 1000% be arranged

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Benjamin: See, Jaafar, I thought you

were gonna be like more like chummy

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clandestine, where it's like, "I know

a movie theater where they'll play

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anything you want if you give the

projectionist like a case of tacos."

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He's like,

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"Yeah, man, I don't care."

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"What are they gonna do, fire me?"

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TheMotionVictor: So speaking of

smuggling tacos, yeah, but, uh, the,

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Benjamin: The porch toilet?

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TheMotionVictor: I, I actually, I actually

was buying kitty litter the other day.

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Uh, it's the, uh…

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You know, here, here's the big update

in the news here in this little hometown

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where I'm temporarily staying at.

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The local Walmart no

longer does deliveries.

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I think I abused them out of

business because I was constantly…

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instead of having to drive up there.

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So now I have to drive up there to do the

curbside pickup whenever I need something.

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But yeah, uh, it, it, Ben thought

that was code word for, uh, for,

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for buying weed or something.

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So

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I

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mean

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TheMotionVictor: like, "Are

you, are you really going to

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go pick up the kitty litter?"

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I'm like, "Yeah,

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Benjamin: Well, now I know it's not buying

weed because that's now illegal in Texas.

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Billy Bob's Bait Shop, how can I help you?

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Yeah, hi.

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Uh, we're here for, uh,

So Much Fun It's a Crime.

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TheMotionVictor: Yeah,

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Benjamin: Thank you, Greg Abbott

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TheMotionVictor: tomorrow it's,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Re, re-illegalized

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TheMotionVictor: re-illegalized.

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It's, I, fuck, man.

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We're gonna This, listen, I don't

care what your political views are.

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If you're in Texas, we cannot allow

Oklahoma to be cooler than us, right?

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that's just not acceptable.

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So get out there and fucking vote,

man, and just put that on the ballot.

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Jing is all just like, "Must not

allow Oklahoma to be cooler than us."

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I'm like, "Daisy, stop eating my

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Benjamin: Victor, I don't

know how to break this to you.

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Oklahoma's always been cooler than Texas.

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TheMotionVictor: temperature-wise, but

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Benjamin: Well, also, they've got Laura

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TheMotionVictor: is, that is a to-

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They've got a musical

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TheMotionVictor: that is

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Benjamin: Babe, we got a musical

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TheMotionVictor: thing about Oklahoma

is it has Laura, and we're trying

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to get her out of there as soon

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Benjamin: No, 'cause

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TheMotionVictor: So

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Benjamin: the, no, the most important

thing about Texas is it only exists

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as a place to put all the Texans.

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TheMotionVictor: There's, yeah, uh,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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The, the Texan containment

field, also known as Texas

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Benjamin: And it works.

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Like, it keeps pulling in

Joe Rogan and Elon Musk.

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Like,

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TheMotionVictor: yeah

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Benjamin: brings the dipshits there

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TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

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Don't have to worry about it.

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It's nice living in a Texan-free state

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Benjamin: for a good football season

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Also dashed.

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Um, anyways, it's our review

episode for Attack on Titan.

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TheMotionVictor: I love, love

review episodes because it

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means I don't have to do shit.

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I just get to sit back

and enjoy, no prep work.

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Enjoy the

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well now, was that depressing?:

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I've, I've got a timeline set out for us.

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Instead of going over the seasons

like normal, because this show is

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very non sequitur and I feel like

that would be a tough way to get your

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understanding of everything together,

I have instead found a timeline that

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goes over everything that happens

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TheMotionVictor: Nice.

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Oh, you know, before

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Benjamin: right.

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TheMotionVictor: dive in, we

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Benjamin: All right

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TheMotionVictor: introduce ourselves and

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Nah, fuck it.

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TheMotionVictor: for

anyone who, who is just,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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If this is your first

episode, why are you here?

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They just did Street Fighter.

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Did that not scare you away?

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Benjamin: It should have

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TheMotionVictor: Victor,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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I'm Jafare

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TheMotionVictor: I

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Benjamin: I am Ben, and you're listening

to the only podcast on the internet where,

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uh, we don't actually fight in the street.

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We all fight in syn-

secret underground bases.

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TheMotionVictor: Hell

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yeah.

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Benjamin: Unfortunately, this one

doesn't have any lava, which is a bummer

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TheMotionVictor: Oh man,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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I

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TheMotionVictor: be a…

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That should be on the

Airbnb description, lava or

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well now, was that depressing?:

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It messes with your mic, so

it's probably for the best

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TheMotionVictor: Lava

messes with your mic?

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I

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Oh, the sizzling

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TheMotionVictor: mean, it

messes with everything, I guess,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yeah.

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It's also quite hot

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Um, all right.

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So it's "Attack on Titan" recap time.

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TheMotionVictor: All right

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well now, was that depressing?:

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I'm just gonna run this one,

uh, because I'd already been

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through the entire story before.

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Uh, so we begin, like the name of our

first episode, To You in:

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We go back in time

approximately 2,000 years.

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Uh, the show starts in,

was it 750-- uh, 845?

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The show starts in the year 845.

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Uh, so we're going to go

to the year, the year 845.

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We're going to go to the year 1003 B

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Benjamin: This

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well now, was that depressing?:

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So

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Benjamin: Colony 195 bullshit.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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It sure is

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TheMotionVictor: What's after Colony 195?

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I'm

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Benjamin: It's,

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TheMotionVictor: with

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Benjamin: Gundam stuff.

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Like,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Gundam

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Benjamin: our own separate year

system, so we don't actually

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have to tell you what year it is

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TheMotionVictor: Ah,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yeah, so eight- 1,848 years before

the first episode, uh, we begin with

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the story of the first Titan, Ymir.

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Uh, Ymir is living a provincial

life in a small village, but

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everything changed when a warrior

tribe called the Eldians attacked.

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TheMotionVictor: Oh!

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either killed or enslaved, and Ymir

was one of the ones to be enslaved.

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Uh, she, uh, let her master's pigs

escape, and the Eldian King Fritz

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sets her free, but commanded her- his

warriors to hunt her like an animal.

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The injured Ymir took refuge in an

enormous tree where she falls into a pool

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of water, and she might have drowned if

not for the mysterious creature, uh, the

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big centipede spine thing, the hentai

monster from the finale, uh, finds Ymir

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TheMotionVictor: the tendrils

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Benjamin: The ghost tapeworm

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TheMotionVictor: the,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yeah, the Ghost Tapeworm.

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TheMotionVictor: Huh

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Uh, it's like a cross between a

centipede and a disbodied nervous system.

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Uh, the creature bonds with Ymir,

turning her into the first Titan.

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Ymir's transformation s- That's the

Founding Titan, the founder Ymir.

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Uh, Ymir's transformation spared

her life, but she was still slave.

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For the next 13 years, she joins

conquests in King Fritz's name, bringing

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nations, including the seafaring

Marleyans, to heel with her power.

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She also became the king's

concubine, bearing him three

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daughters, Rose, Maria, and Sina.

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TheMotionVictor: Ah, okay.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Ah, the walls

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TheMotionVictor: third

one was the, the Cena.

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I don't remember a Cena or,

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Benjamin: You d-

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Cena's the inner…

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Bur, bur, dur,

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Benjamin: You can't

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bur.

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Benjamin: it.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Um, uh, Cena is the innermost wall

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TheMotionVictor: Okay

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Uh, there's a little bit here

about the alignment with Attack

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on Titan and the real world.

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The Eldians' outfit and culture

are modeled on Germanic tribes.

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The Marleyans are meant

to be Greco-Romans.

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Um, let's see.

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Ymir's own name comes

from Norse mythology,

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Benjamin: Mm-hmm.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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and then the tree that she's transformed

in is analogous to Yggdrasil, the

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life tree, that binds the nine realms

in Norse myths and also gives us the

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pathways that we see later in the series.

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So this begins the era

of the Eldian Empire.

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TheMotionVictor: So

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well now, was that depressing?:

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So we-

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TheMotionVictor: are we talking

literal pathways or is that like some

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well now, was that depressing?:

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This

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is, this is like the dream space where

the characters were talking in the finale

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Benjamin: Yeah, this is

the nexus, this is the, uh,

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TheMotionVictor: Right.

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Benjamin: the wormhole.

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TheMotionVictor: Okay.

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Yeah.

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Benjamin: This is,

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the I can do whatever I want in

here because it's ill-defined

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yep.

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13 years after Ymir became a Titan,

she was killed saving Fritz from

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assassination by the Marleyans.

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To preserve her power, Fritz fed

her remains to their daughters.

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Filtered through the generations,

nine distinct Titans emerged.

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Ymir's own power became called the

Founding Titan, and was passed on through

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her and Fritz's direct descendants.

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Only those of royal blood

can wield its powers.

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Uh, there are the eight,

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TheMotionVictor: fed, i- is that literal?

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Literal fed.

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Yep

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Benjamin: You didn't know

that there's a lot of, like,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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A lot of

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Benjamin: it's

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it's a ton of…

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This is a vore show

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Hundo, hundo.

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TheMotionVictor: is.

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There i-

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well now, was that depressing?:

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mi- I mean, we'll talk about it

in a minute when we get there, but

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Eren's first transformation is he

gets transformed, he gets eaten by a

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Titan and transforms inside the Titan

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TheMotionVictor: D- was

that one of my predictions?

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I don't remember.

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It might've been.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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A, becomes a titan inside of a

titan, titan explosion, Ant-Mans him.

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I think it might've been.

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TheMotionVictor: yeah.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Oh, shit, I didn't go through your

predictions to see your scores.

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I'm sorry.

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Benjamin: That's okay.

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It doesn't matter.

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I won

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TheMotionVictor: How do you know?

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How did you win?

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How do you know you won?

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What,

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Benjamin: 'cause Victor,

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TheMotionVictor: what

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Benjamin: who was behind it?

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The birds.

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I'm the only one who called it.

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I win

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TheMotionVictor: We'll see.

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We'll see.

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Uh, let's, let's continue

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well now, was that depressing?:

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For the sake of laziness, I'm

considering allowing this, but we'll,

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we'll, we'll figure it out later.

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Okay, um, so the eight other Titans,

there's the Attack Titan, the Armored

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Titan, the Colossal Titan, the Female

Titan, the Jaw Titan, the Cart Titan,

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the Beast Titan, and the Warhammer Titan.

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Implicitly due to Ymir's own

premature death, holders of Titan

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powers expire after 13 years.

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This resulted in ritualistic

inheritance by way of cannibalism.

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For the next millennium plus, the Eldians

ruled the world with the power of Titans.

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The nine were distributed among the

Eldian nobles while pure Titans, which

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are the mindless, less power- powerful

variants who can't change at will, become

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shock troops, and the nations of the

world are either enslaved like Marley or

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become subordinate allies such as Hizuru

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Uh, there's a handful of events

that happen in this timeframe in the

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years 990 B1 to the year, uh, 742.

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Uh, we'll go over some of that.

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There's, uh, uh, the Eldian blitzkrieg of

Marley in 371 B1, dubbed the Fall of Lago.

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There's the devastation of Mante.

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There's the ravaging of Valley.

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There's a plague in the year 240.

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Um, the Eldian king alters his people's

biology with the Founding Titan's power,

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making them immune to the plague that

the rest of the world suffers from.

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Uh, this time span also sees the

birth of the Ackerman clan, who,

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thanks to scientific experiments,

are super soldiers in human form and

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become the royal family's bodyguards

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Benjamin: Oh, so Mikasa

can't just be cool, she's,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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She's Captain America.

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Benjamin: Oh, that's kinda lame

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Mikasa and Levi, 'cause Le- Captain

Levi Ackerman is her brother

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Benjamin: What?

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I didn't know that

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yeah, I know.

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Well, that's why when you were

like, "Captain Levi's the bad

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guy in that one episode," and

you're like, "No, it's Mikasa."

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And I'm all like, "Okay, cool."

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And I just let it slide.

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They were talking about Levi

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TheMotionVictor: They said Acrem- okay.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yeah, whenever you hear Captain Ackerman,

they were not talking about Mikasa.

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They were talking about Levi.

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TheMotionVictor: Ha!

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Uh, centuries of uncontested Eldian

rule lead to a civil war where the

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holders of the nine vied for dominance.

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This great Titan war

spelled the empire's end.

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So now we're in the year 743,

about 100 years before the first

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episode, and we have, uh, what's

known as the fall of the Eldians.

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The 400 and-- or the 145th Eldian king,

Karl Fritz, is aghast by his people's

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legacy of violence and the suffering

that they've caused in the world.

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To repent, he decides to

orchestrate his own empire's fall.

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The king conspires in secrets

with the Tabur family, holders

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of the Warhammer Titan.

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Fritz and the Taburs fabricate a

story about a Marleyan named Helios

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slaying the devil of the earth

and the Marleyan version of the

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creature which Ymir gave her power.

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So they fake out a line of Marleyan

Titans that don't actually exist.

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They're all just Eldians.

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The Taburs then side with Marley against

the remaining Eldian houses while

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Fritz takes the royal families and many

other Eldians to the island of Paradis.

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Using the founder's power, he

creates millions of colossal

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Titans who together form the three

walls, Maria, Rose, and Sina.

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The Titan's hardening ability gives

these walls the appearance of stone.

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These walls are built to both keep other

nations out, but primarily the Eldians in

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Benjamin: So it's kind of a prison

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The most, uh, memorable story that

Fleece told us was about the place

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and importance that booty has in

a maximum security penitentiary,

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well now, was that depressing?:

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it's 100% a prison of their own making.

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Playing the part of sore loser, Fritz

warns the world that if they come to

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Paradise, he will break down the walls and

unleash the colossal titans on the world.

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In truth, this is an empty threat.

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To make sure no Eldians venture

outside the walls, Fritz erases his

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people's collective memory, making

them believe that they're the last of

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humanity and the pure titans outside

the walls have eradicated everyone else

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Benjamin: So the rest of the world

just still totally exists normal?

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well now, was that depressing?:

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And we'll talk about that in a minute

because we're gonna talk about the 100

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years inside the walls, and we're gonna

talk about the 100 years outside the walls

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before we get to the start of the show

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Benjamin: And then Chris Jericho shows up

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Break the walls down.

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Yeah.

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Um

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Benjamin: Shut

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yes.

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Um, not all inside the walls notably

though have their memories erased.

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The Ackermans prove immune, as

does the family of the Hizuru

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Shogun who came to visit Paradis

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TheMotionVictor: No, no, wait, Ackerman,

I'm, I'm getting confused again.

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I thought our, our, our protogenist

at the beginning, uh, Eren, he's

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Benjamin: He's Jaeger.

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well now, was that depressing?:

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He's a Jaeger

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TheMotionVictor: Okay

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Benjamin: Mikasa is

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Yes, is the primary Ackerman in the story.

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So the Ackermans are immune, so they

don't, they don't get their memory swiped.

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And then the Heserus, who are not

subjects of Ymir and are immune

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to the king's influences also

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So when they like, when we saw that

episode with the Hesaru who's all like,

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"Our shogun was here," and then he,

you know, vanished or died or whatever.

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That's because they hunted him down.

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They g- yeah.

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They, 'cause he remembered the

truth, so they had to kill him

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Benjamin: Oh

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well now, was that depressing?:

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Uh, all right.

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So, uh, inside the walls of Paradis,

year 743 to 845, the fam- royal

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family goes underground, placing a

puppet king on the throne while they

425

:

rule in secret as the Reiss family.

426

:

For the next century, the Founding Titan

and the memories of its holders are

427

:

passed down through the Reiss family.

428

:

Its holders thus inherit not just

Karl Fritz's power, but also his

429

:

pacifist ideology, ensuring that

none of them s- ever set loose the

430

:

Wall Titans to rebuild the empire.

431

:

The military is established

within the walls.

432

:

It's made up of three branches.

433

:

You've got the Military Police, which

are the Unicorn jackets, the Garrison

434

:

Corps, which are the Rose jackets, and

then the Scout Corps, uh, who venture

435

:

beyond the walls to slay Titans.

436

:

Benjamin: Is

437

:

well now, was that depressing?:

438

:

the year seven-

439

:

Benjamin: is there a secret core?

440

:

well now, was that depressing?:

441

:

No.

442

:

Benjamin: now.

443

:

well now, was that depressing?:

444

:

No.

445

:

There's no Section 31, unless you count

446

:

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

447

:

well now, was that depressing?:

448

:

Reese family and their bodyguards, I

guess, but even then that's not really…

449

:

Benjamin: because it

450

:

well now, was that depressing?:

451

:

I doubt.

452

:

No, no, does not count.

453

:

Um, in the years 778 to 793, uh, which

are in the Before the Fall light novels,

454

:

uh, two guys develop the ODM gear.

455

:

Their names don't matter, mostly

'cause I can't pronounce them

456

:

TheMotionVictor: Did you say this is

a canon that's only to the novels?

457

:

well now, was that depressing?:

458

:

It, th- this, this takes place

in, like, bonus chapter manga.

459

:

Um, we see Engel Altonen and

Xenothan Harikomo develop the

460

:

omnidirectional mobility gear

461

:

Benjamin: See, I would have figured

Angle would come up with the ankle lock

462

:

well now, was that depressing?:

463

:

That would make sense.

464

:

That's enough wrestling

jokes for one episode.

465

:

We're gonna lose them, Ben.

466

:

It's also in this century that the main

characters in Attack on Titan are born.

467

:

The Ackerman clan barely endures.

468

:

In 829, one of the last

Ackermans, Kenny Ackerman

469

:

Benjamin: They really went out of left

field with Mikasa, where s- you c-

470

:

you can, you can b- like forgive me

for being like, okay, Mikasa, Levi.

471

:

Like

472

:

TheMotionVictor: Right

473

:

well now, was that depressing?:

474

:

Yeah.

475

:

Yeah.

476

:

Um,

477

:

TheMotionVictor: Totally not

a secret anime princess, guys.

478

:

Totally.

479

:

well now, was that depressing?:

480

:

Kenny befriends Uri Reiss.

481

:

Kenny then assumes the role of his

ancestors as the royal family's bodyguard.

482

:

Kenny then discovers his sister

Kushal died while working in a

483

:

brothel and adopts her son Levi.

484

:

Levi eventually abandons his

uncle to become a street criminal.

485

:

In 835, Rod Reiss fathers an

illegitimate daughter, Historia.

486

:

The same year, another Ackerman marries a

descendant of the Hizuru clan, merging the

487

:

two bloodlines and their daughter Mikasa.

488

:

Mikasa's parents are killed by

slave traders in 844, but she is

489

:

saved by Eren Jaeger, a boy her age.

490

:

The Jaegers adopt Mikasa, but there's

more to this family than meets the eye.

491

:

Outside the walls, year 743 to 845.

492

:

While the world stayed static within

Paradis' walls, it didn't outside.

493

:

With Marley now in possession of

seven of the nine Titans, they

494

:

become the world's new superpower.

495

:

Helos and the Devil of All Earth

go from myth to history while

496

:

the Eldians left outside Paradis

are pushed to their internment

497

:

zones, forced to wear identifying

armbands and treated as second-class

498

:

citizens at best and vermin at worst

499

:

Benjamin: left a bunch of people behind

500

:

well now, was that depressing?:

501

:

Yes

502

:

TheMotionVictor: So that World

War I episode we saw with the,

503

:

all the, the, what was it?

504

:

The Eldian expendable regiment where

they all were wearing armbands.

505

:

Benjamin: Mm-hmm.

506

:

TheMotionVictor: So that's, that…

507

:

I, I was under the impression that was

something they did just for the war.

508

:

But you're

509

:

Benjamin: No

510

:

TheMotionVictor: like,

oh, that's how the…

511

:

Oh.

512

:

Oof.

513

:

Benjamin: You are a permanent

bitch class after trying to

514

:

well now, was that depressing?:

515

:

Yeah, they had to wear

armbands with stars on them.

516

:

I wonder where they got

that from in history

517

:

Benjamin: all Italians

should have to do after what

518

:

well now, was that depressing?:

519

:

Ooh

520

:

Benjamin: pulled.

521

:

That's right.

522

:

Here is the episode where I remind

you that I have an anti-Italian bias.

523

:

Your food shouldn't have tomatoes in it.

524

:

That's a New World fruit

525

:

TheMotionVictor: I was gonna say, uh, if

I had my way, everyone from Philadelphia

526

:

would have to wear an armband.

527

:

To hell

528

:

well now, was that depressing?:

529

:

I don't agree with any of this, so

I'm just going to awkwardly move on

530

:

TheMotionVictor: Look,

531

:

Benjamin: All Jaffayers should

have to wear an armband.

532

:

It's a sick one with, uh, the,

the, uh, the jazz, uh, the

533

:

Dixie Cup, uh, logo or style.

534

:

You just, y- you get to wear

a cool vapor wave armband.

535

:

well now, was that depressing?:

536

:

Okay

537

:

Benjamin: All-- Well, no, all

Jaffayers have to do it, both of

538

:

well now, was that depressing?:

539

:

name or last name?

540

:

Benjamin: name

541

:

well now, was that depressing?:

542

:

Okay, not a, not as many of us.

543

:

Benjamin: Yeah, there ain't many of you

544

:

well now, was that depressing?:

545

:

very many.

546

:

Uh, the Marleyans keep the Eldians

around for use in their warrior program.

547

:

Eldian children who inherit Titan

powers and serve in Marley's

548

:

military earn citizenship for

themselves and their family.

549

:

The Warhammer remains

in the Tybur's control.

550

:

Defiant Eldians are punished by

being sent to Paradis Island and

551

:

transformed into Pure Titans,

menacing their cousins inside the wall

552

:

Benjamin: Oh

553

:

TheMotionVictor: the term pure

554

:

well now, was that depressing?:

555

:

Pure titans are the mindless

people-eating titans

556

:

Benjamin: So those aren't something

that the original founders of

557

:

Paradis did to keep everyone in.

558

:

This is just a, "Fuck you,

throw them at those assholes."

559

:

TheMotionVictor: Wow, that is so-

I never would have guessed that.

560

:

So the, the rest of the world

is not overrun by Titans.

561

:

They're purposely putting the

derpy Titans there on, on Paradis

562

:

well now, was that depressing?:

563

:

Outside of military combat by the

Marleyans, there are no Titans

564

:

anywhere outside of Paradis Island

565

:

TheMotionVictor: Oh, this is

even more bonkers than I thought.

566

:

Okay, continue.

567

:

well now, was that depressing?:

568

:

Um

569

:

TheMotionVictor: weren't

kidding when you said the

570

:

Benjamin: My, my batshit-o-meter

was miscalibrated.

571

:

well now, was that depressing?:

572

:

Yes.

573

:

Defiant Eldians are puni-

oh, you read that line.

574

:

Um, in 1785, Eldians called the Cult

of Ymir, including a young girl named

575

:

after the founder, suffer this fate.

576

:

So Ymir that we met in the

Scout Corps in season two

577

:

Benjamin: Mm-hmm.

578

:

well now, was that depressing?:

579

:

was a Eldian in Marley who was transformed

into a Pure Titan and sent to the island

580

:

Like 60 years ago.

581

:

Benjamin: So

582

:

well now, was that depressing?:

583

:

e-

584

:

Benjamin: do pure titans, derp

titans, they, they don't age?

585

:

They just are there forever?

586

:

well now, was that depressing?:

587

:

Presumably, I don't know if-- I don't

remember if they age or if they age--

588

:

don't age or age very, very, very slowly.

589

:

Benjamin: Interesting

590

:

well now, was that depressing?:

591

:

Um, in 806, Eldian Grisha Jaeger is

born in the Libero Internment Zone.

592

:

In 18-- in 817, his younger

sister Faye is born.

593

:

Uh, or no, sorry, in 1807, his younger

sister Faye is killed by Marleyan guards.

594

:

She was born in 1809, pushing

Grisha to join the Eldian

595

:

Restoration Movement in 824.

596

:

Grisha marries Dina Fritz, the last

royal Eldian outside the walls, and

597

:

has a son with her, Zeke, in 825.

598

:

The Jaegers push Zeke to become a warrior,

but at the advice of his mentor, Tom

599

:

Saver, Zeke sells out his parents in 832

600

:

All the Restorationists, uh, bar

Grisha, are made into Titans on Paradis.

601

:

TheMotionVictor: Now

602

:

well now, was that depressing?:

603

:

is saved.

604

:

Sorry, go ahead

605

:

TheMotionVictor: is, is Ye-

is, I don't know, Eren's

606

:

well now, was that depressing?:

607

:

Aaron's, Aaron's stepbrother.

608

:

Yeah.

609

:

Half-brother.

610

:

Um

611

:

TheMotionVictor: Okay

612

:

Benjamin: Half-brother

613

:

I've watched enough

step-by-step to know the terms

614

:

It's Friday night

615

:

well now, was that depressing?:

616

:

All right.

617

:

Uh, all the restoration,

restorationists except Grisha are

618

:

made into Titans and sent to Paradis.

619

:

Grisha is saved by a Marleyan

officer, Kruger, a secret Eldian

620

:

and holder of the Attack Titan.

621

:

Kruger passes the Attack Titan to Grisha

and sends him to the walls to claim the

622

:

Founding Titan from the Reiss family.

623

:

Benjamin: Does he do it

624

:

well now, was that depressing?:

625

:

But

626

:

Benjamin: he wants to or because

there's a weird unthought through

627

:

predestination th- uh, line in this?

628

:

well now, was that depressing?:

629

:

Yes.

630

:

Uh, sometime between 832 and 835,

Grisha marries Carla Jaeger and becomes

631

:

the doctor in Shigans- Shiganshina,

a outlying district of Wall Maria.

632

:

Back in Marley, the government

begins to plot the invasion of

633

:

Paradis, both to claim the Founding

Titan and the island's resources.

634

:

Zeke inherits the Beast Titan from Saver

in 842 and leads the next generation of

635

:

warriors selected the following year.

636

:

We've got Annie as the Female Titan,

Reiner as the Armored Titan, Bertholdt

637

:

as the Colossal Titan, Pieck as the

Cart Titan, and Marcel is the Jaw Titan.

638

:

All of those names but one

are characters that we met

639

:

Benjamin: Yeah, we didn't meet Marcel

640

:

TheMotionVictor: Yeah, I was gonna

say, uh, the jaw titan was in that

641

:

trench warfare episode that I remember.

642

:

well now, was that depressing?:

643

:

We'll get to what happens

to Marcel in a moment.

644

:

Um, so all of these characters not from

Paradis, born in Marley and brought

645

:

over to attack Paradis by Marley

646

:

Benjamin: Okay

647

:

well now, was that depressing?:

648

:

In 844, Levi joins the Survey

Corps in f- uh, along with side

649

:

his friends Isabella and Furlan.

650

:

The latter two are killed by Titans

during the 23rd exterior scouting mission.

651

:

Levi's closest friends become, uh,

Survey Commander, uh, Erwin Smith,

652

:

and his fellow recruit, the giddy,

Titan-obsessed mad scientist, Hange Zoe

653

:

TheMotionVictor: Oh, really?

654

:

Oh, Hans is a mad scientist

655

:

well now, was that depressing?:

656

:

Oh, yes.

657

:

Oh, yes, Hatch is a mad scientist.

658

:

TheMotionVictor: That's so

659

:

well now, was that depressing?:

660

:

We'll we'll, we'll get back to that too.

661

:

Benjamin: Victor, say that's so hot

662

:

TheMotionVictor: I'm sorry, I got

a thing for Hanja and then, and,

663

:

Benjamin: No, you can

have a thing for Honja.

664

:

Do not have a thing for mad scientists,

because I don't wanna find out one

665

:

day you didn't show up to record and

then we get a, a police blotter that

666

:

you were found in a bucket of ice.

667

:

well now, was that depressing?:

668

:

Yeah.

669

:

Hundo.

670

:

That's what happens to people

who date mad scientists.

671

:

You end up in buckets of ice

672

:

TheMotionVictor: I would,

that's in, quite in the realm of

673

:

possibility for me in the future.

674

:

well now, was that depressing?:

675

:

Please don't end up in

an ice bucket, Victor

676

:

TheMotionVictor: Dude, I, every

weekend I tell myself, "Victor, do not

677

:

end up in an ice bucket by Monday."

678

:

So

679

:

Benjamin: Hey, Victor, let

me put on this lab coat.

680

:

Would you like to do the

ice bucket challenge?

681

:

well now, was that depressing?:

682

:

The ice bathtub challenge.

683

:

In 845, Reiner, Annie, Bertholdt,

and Marcel are all sent to

684

:

Paradis to begin the invasion.

685

:

Before they reach the walls, though,

the pure Titan that was once Ymir

686

:

attacks them and eats Marcel,

inheriting the power of the Jaw Titan.

687

:

Uh, she regains her human

form, but the warriors run away

688

:

before they can witness this.

689

:

Annie and Bertholdt consider

abandoning the mission, but Reiner

690

:

implores them to push forward

691

:

Benjamin: So is this the first

time we get a double Titan?

692

:

Double rainbow all the-

693

:

well now, was that depressing?:

694

:

No

695

:

Benjamin: 'Cause I have to imagine so,

'cause otherwise y- you can't separate

696

:

them again once a Titan eats a Titan

697

:

well now, was that depressing?:

698

:

Well, it's a tit- a Titan

ate it in pure form.

699

:

Like, so pure Titan ate human, uh, Marcel

700

:

Benjamin: Oh, okay.

701

:

So impure, impure Ymir, not,

not weird ghost kid Ymir.

702

:

well now, was that depressing?:

703

:

Yes.

704

:

Yes.

705

:

So there's the founder Ymir, who's weird

ghost kid, lived 2,000 years ago, and

706

:

then there's Ymir the character in mostly

Season 2 and some Season 3, I think

707

:

Benjamin: And so she just

happens to get the drop on one

708

:

of the big bads and eats him

709

:

well now, was that depressing?:

710

:

Yes.

711

:

Benjamin: and gets the power

712

:

well now, was that depressing?:

713

:

And gets the power

714

:

Benjamin: Why did

715

:

well now, was that depressing?:

716

:

brings us

717

:

Benjamin: not explode out of the

stomach like you said Eren did?

718

:

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

719

:

well now, was that depressing?:

720

:

Uh, because I think

they were already dead.

721

:

I think Aaron was swallowed whole

722

:

Benjamin: Oh, okay.

723

:

well now, was that depressing?:

724

:

And Marcel was like 8'8", chewed.

725

:

Um,

726

:

Benjamin: She

727

:

well now, was that depressing?:

728

:

our

729

:

Benjamin: left no crumbs

730

:

well now, was that depressing?:

731

:

Uh, probably some crumbs.

732

:

Anyways, we're now at the year 845, which

is the first episode of Attack on Titan

733

:

Benjamin: With the birds

734

:

well now, was that depressing?:

735

:

The fall of Shiganshina.

736

:

The plot of Attack on Titan begins here.

737

:

Transforming into the clot-

Colossal Titan, Bertholdt breaks

738

:

down the wall of Shiganshina.

739

:

Pure, pure Titans pour into the

city, among them the foreigner,

740

:

Diana Fritz, and devour the populace.

741

:

Eren, Mikasa, and their friend

Armin Arlert escape, but Carla

742

:

is killed by the Dina Fritz

743

:

TheMotionVictor: Carla

744

:

well now, was that depressing?:

745

:

Titan.

746

:

So Carla is Grisha Jaeger's, Zeke's mom.

747

:

Grisha, Grisha's e- uh, wife from

before he came to the island.

748

:

Benjamin: eats the new

749

:

well now, was that depressing?:

750

:

So Zeke's mom eats Eren's mom

751

:

TheMotionVictor: Wow.

752

:

I, damn it.

753

:

I was

754

:

Benjamin: And now, Alan, tell

me how this makes you feel, yes?

755

:

TheMotionVictor: I was almost gonna

make that a prediction, that like

756

:

the, the Titan that ate, Eren's

757

:

well now, was that depressing?:

758

:

Yeah, it's

759

:

TheMotionVictor: was some kind of…

760

:

Ah, damn it.

761

:

well now, was that depressing?:

762

:

Was a special, yeah, it was just

763

:

TheMotionVictor: N-

764

:

well now, was that depressing?:

765

:

Wasn't just a normal Titan

766

:

Benjamin: it seems like you

have some feelings about your

767

:

mother, but also your stepmother.

768

:

Yes.

769

:

Tell me about these feelings.

770

:

Lay back on

771

:

well now, was that depressing?:

772

:

As the shingen shi…

773

:

Benjamin: Do some cocaine.

774

:

I am Sigmund Freud.

775

:

It is all, it is all your mom and cocaine.

776

:

TheMotionVictor: Oh, I

thought it was, uh…

777

:

It's not opium?

778

:

Or did they have cocaine back then?

779

:

Benjamin: They

780

:

well now, was that depressing?:

781

:

Wet Leg was Chase Lounge.

782

:

Anyways, as the Shiganshina survivors

run behind Wall Maria, Reiner, as

783

:

the Armored Titan, breaks a hole in

that wall, forcing all of humanity

784

:

to retreat behind Wall Rose.

785

:

So they break the outer wall, and then

in the second episode that we didn't

786

:

watch, they break the inner wall.

787

:

So all of humanity has to move from

the third wall into the second wall

788

:

Benjamin: Except it's not all of

humanity, it's just these weird people

789

:

who think they're all of humanity

790

:

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

791

:

well now, was that depressing?:

792

:

Yes.

793

:

Uh, Grisha, who'd been away from

Shiganshina, learns what happened

794

:

and attacks the Reiss family.

795

:

Grisha eats Frieda Reiss to inherit

the Founding Titan and kills all

796

:

the others, barring Rod Reiss.

797

:

Uh, Grisha tracks down Eren at a refugee

camp, takes him to the remote forest.

798

:

He gives Eren the key to the

basement of their home, which

799

:

contains proof of the outside world

and Grisha's old life in Marley.

800

:

Injects Eren with Titan's spinal fluid,

which turns Eren into a pure Titan.

801

:

Grisha then-- Eren then eats Grisha and

gains the Founding and Attack Titans from

802

:

his father, but blocks out the memory

803

:

TheMotionVictor: That's a lot to unpack.

804

:

Benjamin: Oh,

805

:

TheMotionVictor: wow.

806

:

Benjamin: okay

807

:

well now, was that depressing?:

808

:

So that when we, we saw flashbacks

of him like injecting Eren, that

809

:

just made him a normal ass Titan and

then Eren ate his dad to get powers

810

:

Benjamin: All right

811

:

TheMotionVictor: Cat shit-o-meter.

812

:

No shit.

813

:

I'm starting to understand.

814

:

well now, was that depressing?:

815

:

Uh, Rod Reiss visits Historia, now

his only surviving family, but due

816

:

to Kenny Ackerman's objections to

her illegitimate status, Reiss sends

817

:

her to live among refugees, now named

Crystal Lens, which is what they call

818

:

her for that episode for a minute

819

:

Uh, the warriors decide to infiltrate

Paradis Society to find the Founding

820

:

Titan, meaning the next five years

go by without anyone seeing the

821

:

armor- armored or colossal titans.

822

:

Ymir also makes her way to

Wall Rose and blends in.

823

:

In 846, the Paradis government sends a

doomed expedition to reclaim Mal Maria.

824

:

The true purs- purpose of the

operation is to cull the population

825

:

size down to a level that the

remaining food supplies can sustain

826

:

TheMotionVictor: Uh-huh.

827

:

well now, was that depressing?:

828

:

During these five years, Levi attains a

reputation as humanity's greatest soldier.

829

:

By the year 850, he's reached the rank

of captain and commands his own squad

830

:

TheMotionVictor: Wait,

question real quick.

831

:

You s-- When you say, uh, culled

the population for the food

832

:

supply, are we talking about the

entire world food supply or just,

833

:

well now, was that depressing?:

834

:

Well, what they believe is the

entire world food supply, but isn't

835

:

actually the entire world food supply

836

:

TheMotionVictor: Gotcha

837

:

well now, was that depressing?:

838

:

In the year 847, the 104th

Training Corp begins boot camp

839

:

under instructor Keith Shadis.

840

:

This class includes our Shinganshina

trio, the undercover Marlayan

841

:

Warrior trio, Historia, Ymir, plus

Jean, Connie, Sasha, and Marco

842

:

This class graduates

in the year 850 with…

843

:

Dead.

844

:

Super dead.

845

:

Dead, dead very early.

846

:

Uh, died in the episode before the one

we watched, I believe, actually, uh,

847

:

the, in season one, the later episode.

848

:

Uh, the 104th Corps graduates in

the year 850 with most of the main

849

:

characters ranking in the top 10 of

the class and joining the Survey Corps

850

:

The 104th Survey Corps is assigned to

Trost, an outlying district of Wall Rose.

851

:

Now that their training is

complete, the warriors decide

852

:

to make their n- next attack.

853

:

Bertholdt turns into the Colossal

Titan and smashes a hole in the wall.

854

:

After a brief confrontation with

Eren, the Colossal Titan retreats

855

:

as titans pour into Trost like they

did Shinganshina five years earlier.

856

:

On the first day of fighting, Eren is

eaten by a titan, but in its stomach,

857

:

his own titan abilities activate.

858

:

Eren mindlessly attacks the other

titans, allowing the 104th survivors

859

:

to gain the upper hand before

Levi and Hange's squads arrived.

860

:

After the truth about

Eren is disc- Go ahead.

861

:

Benjamin: question.

862

:

well now, was that depressing?:

863

:

Yeah

864

:

Benjamin: 13-year counter start

from when he got p- the powers

865

:

or when he first used them?

866

:

well now, was that depressing?:

867

:

Got the powers,

868

:

Benjamin: Ah,

869

:

well now, was that depressing?:

870

:

I believe

871

:

Benjamin: annoying.

872

:

Okay, that sucks.

873

:

Like, he, I spent a whole bunch of

years not even using my superpowers

874

:

and I'm gonna die because of them

875

:

well now, was that depressing?:

876

:

Yeah.

877

:

Um, after the truth about Eren

is discovered, he is initially

878

:

sentenced to execution.

879

:

After some convincing, the military,

led by Garrison Commander Dot Pyxis,

880

:

instead decides to use his ability.

881

:

As the Attack Titan, Eren lifts

an enormous boulder, Atlas holding

882

:

up the Earth style, and uses

it to seal a hole in the wall.

883

:

Humanity achieves its first

victory over the Titans.

884

:

As Eren completes his task,

Marco overhears Reiner and

885

:

B- Bertholdt discovering.

886

:

Alongside Annie, they steal Marco's ODM

gear and leave him to be eaten by a Titan

887

:

TheMotionVictor: Damn

888

:

well now, was that depressing?:

889

:

This leads us to the 57th expedition

outside the walls in early 850.

890

:

The remaining Titans are cleared

out of Trost, with two being

891

:

captured for Hange's experiments

892

:

Five days after the Battle

of Trost, Commander-in-Chief

893

:

Darius Zackly reprimands Eren

to the Survey Corps' custody.

894

:

The warriors, having faced a

setback, decide to capture Eren.

895

:

A week after Trost, Annie and

Reiner kill Hange's test subject

896

:

Titans, nicknamed Sonny and Bean

897

:

Benjamin: Insert Victor going,

"It should have been me."

898

:

well now, was that depressing?:

899

:

Over the next month, Eren

tests his Titan's abilities

900

:

under Hange's supervision.

901

:

Under Erwin's command, the Survey

Corps then embarks on the 57th

902

:

expedition outside the walls.

903

:

Annie, as the female

Titan, ambushes the Scouts.

904

:

She kills Levi's squad, barring the

captain himself, and defeats Eren,

905

:

abducting his human form before being

defeated in turn by Mikasa and Levi.

906

:

The Scouts return from the expedition

and the 104th Corps is divided.

907

:

Most are placed under the command of

squad leader Mike Zacharias at Wall Rose.

908

:

Rightfully suspecting that Annie is the

female Titan, the Shiganshima Trio and

909

:

the Survey Corps leadership attempt to

capture her two days after their return.

910

:

The battle between Eren and Annie in the

Strohess District of Wall Sheena causes

911

:

mass destruction and ends with Annie

sealing herself inside a crystal cocoon.

912

:

TheMotionVictor: Okay,

913

:

Benjamin: At this point, do Levi and

Mikasa know that they are related?

914

:

well now, was that depressing?:

915

:

They both got the last name Ackerman

916

:

Benjamin: That, okay

917

:

well now, was that depressing?:

918

:

I don't think they know

the proof of the pudding.

919

:

I don't remember when we

learn Levi's last name either.

920

:

I don't remember if it was

ear- I think it's early enough

921

:

for it's kind of obvious.

922

:

Um, damage to Wall Sina reveals a titan's

face inside, offering the Paradis humans

923

:

the first hint of the wall's true nature.

924

:

This is like end of season one

you find out that the titans are,

925

:

or the walls are made of titans.

926

:

Maybe like episode 13 or

something, like the halfway point

927

:

Benjamin: crucial

need-to-know information.

928

:

You're on a need-to-know basis,

and you don't need to know.

929

:

well now, was that depressing?:

930

:

Yeah

931

:

Uh, then we go to the episode that we

saw, uh, well, the story arc with the

932

:

episode that we saw in season two.

933

:

The same day as the Shiganshina

battle, Marleyan soldiers make landfall

934

:

in Paradis and turn the village of

Ragoko-- Ragako into pure Titans,

935

:

who Zeke commands as the Beast Titan.

936

:

Hange's interrogation of a local

minister, Nick, about the Titan in

937

:

the wall is interrupted when the

scouts misreport Zeke's Titan as a

938

:

sign that Wall Rose has been breached.

939

:

So remember that we heard,

940

:

TheMotionVictor: Oh,

941

:

well now, was that depressing?:

942

:

no, the wall's been breached," and

that they can't find the hole in it?

943

:

That's because Zeke snuck in and

transformed people into Titans

944

:

TheMotionVictor: Damn

945

:

well now, was that depressing?:

946

:

Uh, in one of Attack on Titan's most

upsetting deaths, Commander Zacharias

947

:

is killed by the Beast Titan while his

squad rests at the nearby Castle Utgard.

948

:

That's the castle we saw them hanging

in the ruins of after this battle.

949

:

That night, they're attacked by Titans.

950

:

The only survivors are Reiner,

Bertholdt, Krista, and Ymir, thanks to

951

:

the latter revealing her Titan power.

952

:

Historia reveals her true name to

Ymir afterwards, we saw this episode.

953

:

The Survey Corps arrives from Strohess

and brings the Utgard survivors

954

:

to Wall Rose, while the Garrison

Corps reveal there's no breach.

955

:

Reiner and Bertholdt reveal

themselves and abduct Eren and Ymir.

956

:

Five hours later, the Scouts and

Garrison, led by Erwin, set to Wall

957

:

Maria to rescue the Titan Shifters.

958

:

They succeed in rescuing Eren, but Ymir

decides to stay with Reiner and Bertholdt.

959

:

To cut off the Scouts' escape, Reiner

throws pure Titans at them, including

960

:

the Smiling Titan that ate Eren's mother.

961

:

When Eren attacks the Smiling

Titan, he's able to command the

962

:

other Titans to een it-- eat it.

963

:

Uh, Dina Fritz's royal blood

triggered the power of the

964

:

Founder that lay dormant in Eren

965

:

40 soldiers from the Scouts

966

:

Benjamin: ate your mom.

967

:

Or

968

:

well now, was that depressing?:

969

:

had ga-

970

:

Benjamin: now I made

everybody eat your mom.

971

:

Suck it, Zeke.

972

:

Now both our moms got eaten

973

:

well now, was that depressing?:

974

:

Uh, 40 soldiers from the

Scouts and Garrison survive.

975

:

Uh, Erwin loses his right

arm to a Titan bite.

976

:

That, that seems brutal.

977

:

Uh, and return to Wall Rose where the,

while the Shifters continue to Wall Maria.

978

:

Ymir is shipped back to Marley and

devoured by Porco, uh, Galliard so he

979

:

can inherit the Jaw Titan, but leaves

behind a letter for Historia with Reiner

980

:

TheMotionVictor: There's a whole lot of

981

:

well now, was that depressing?:

982

:

Oh.

983

:

TheMotionVictor: getting

eaten in this show

984

:

well now, was that depressing?:

985

:

Uh, yeah, that's, that's

what happens in this show.

986

:

People get ate.

987

:

Over the next week, the remaining

Titans inside Wall Rose are killed.

988

:

Hange and Connie realize that

they were the inhabitants of

989

:

Ragako, Connie's hometown.

990

:

Meanwhile, Levi takes the remaining 104th

Training Corps members as his new squad.

991

:

The team hides out in a cabin

to protect Eren and Historia.

992

:

The two weeks after that are

eventful ones for the Survey Corps.

993

:

After Nick is killed and Erwin summoned

to the capital, Levi's squad realizes

994

:

they're in danger and flee the cabin.

995

:

Erwin and Pyxis begin plotting a coup,

planning to put Historia on the throne.

996

:

While in Trost, Levi's squad is

ambushed by military police led by

997

:

Kenny and working for Rod Reiss.

998

:

Kenny's team manages to abduct Eren

and Historia and kill the merchant

999

:

Dimo Reeves, framing the Survey Corps

and turning them into fugitives.

:

00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:28,173

In the capital, Erwin is sentenced

to execution by the puppet king's

:

00:41:28,173 --> 00:41:32,453

advisors before a Garrison Corps

member acting at Pyxis' command brings

:

00:41:32,453 --> 00:41:34,853

false news that Wall Rose has fallen.

:

00:41:35,273 --> 00:41:38,403

The assembly orders the wall--

gates of Wall Sina shut.

:

00:41:38,743 --> 00:41:42,913

Erwin, Pyxis, and Zackly use

this to rally support and seize

:

00:41:42,913 --> 00:41:44,103

control of the government.

:

00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:48,413

The Survey Corps attack a military

police base and learn the location

:

00:41:48,413 --> 00:41:50,073

of Eren and Historia from a prisoner.

:

00:41:50,483 --> 00:41:54,383

In an underground chapel, Rod Reiss

tries to convince his daughter to

:

00:41:54,383 --> 00:41:59,443

eat Yeren-- Eren and become the

father-- uh, Founder, but she refuses.

:

00:41:59,743 --> 00:42:03,163

Levi's squad attacks, ultimately

defeating Kenny and his team.

:

00:42:03,803 --> 00:42:08,643

Reiss drinks Tinal's-- Titan spinal

fluid meant for Historia and becomes

:

00:42:08,643 --> 00:42:10,973

an enormous Titan headed for Trost.

:

00:42:11,033 --> 00:42:11,823

We saw this.

:

00:42:12,823 --> 00:42:16,353

The Survey Corps manages to slay

him before he damages the city.

:

00:42:16,678 --> 00:42:16,758

TheMotionVictor: That

:

00:42:16,863 --> 00:42:16,864

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:42:16,864 --> 00:42:17,513

Levi loca-

:

00:42:18,028 --> 00:42:20,068

TheMotionVictor: that was the titan

that was crawling on the floor,

:

00:42:20,681 --> 00:42:20,682

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:42:20,682 --> 00:42:21,091

Yeah.

:

00:42:21,601 --> 00:42:23,831

Yeah, that this, this super

titan who couldn't walk.

:

00:42:23,831 --> 00:42:24,061

Yeah

:

00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:25,770

Benjamin: Sets everything on fire.

:

00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:26,520

How do they kill him?

:

00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:28,422

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:42:28,422 --> 00:42:29,861

Uh, I don't remember.

:

00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,641

I think they just got him.

:

00:42:31,938 --> 00:42:32,228

TheMotionVictor: They just got

:

00:42:33,221 --> 00:42:33,222

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:42:33,222 --> 00:42:34,641

I don't, I don't fucking remember.

:

00:42:36,061 --> 00:42:38,611

ason would've aired in, like,:

:

00:42:38,661 --> 00:42:39,851

It's been a while.

:

00:42:40,101 --> 00:42:44,331

Um, the Survey Corps manages to

slay him before he damages the city.

:

00:42:44,611 --> 00:42:48,671

Levi locates a dying Kenny,

his father, who gives him a

:

00:42:48,681 --> 00:42:50,801

vial of Titan spinal fluid.

:

00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:56,011

22 days after the 50th expedition,

Historia is crowned Queen of Paradis

:

00:42:58,218 --> 00:42:59,778

TheMotionVictor: Uh, which,

which expedition is that?

:

00:43:00,393 --> 00:43:00,394

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:43:00,394 --> 00:43:02,243

That was 57.

:

00:43:02,243 --> 00:43:03,573

And, uh, there are no more.

:

00:43:03,593 --> 00:43:05,033

We don't have to worry about it.

:

00:43:05,164 --> 00:43:08,254

TheMotionVictor: I was just curious, the,

the 57th expedition is what it was called?

:

00:43:08,617 --> 00:43:08,618

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:10,967

Yeah, the 57th expedition

beyond the walls.

:

00:43:12,207 --> 00:43:14,277

So they like average one every two years.

:

00:43:14,897 --> 00:43:18,847

Over the next two months, as Queen

Historia opens an orphanage, Hange

:

00:43:18,877 --> 00:43:23,287

guides the invention of thunder

spears, rockets that can be affixed

:

00:43:23,287 --> 00:43:27,957

to and launched from the arm harnesses

of ODM gears, and the Executioner

:

00:43:27,957 --> 00:43:32,477

from Hell, a large guillotine-like

device for killing Titans that is

:

00:43:32,487 --> 00:43:34,817

built into the walls across Paradis

:

00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:36,450

Benjamin: Hell yeah

:

00:43:37,602 --> 00:43:39,002

TheMotionVictor: That is metal as fuck.

:

00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:40,018

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:43,697

Over these two months, a squad of

100 soldiers led by Erwin Smith

:

00:43:43,697 --> 00:43:45,577

ride to Shiganshina and reclaim it.

:

00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:50,337

The Warriors, now joined by Pieck,

decide to rally at Shiganshina to

:

00:43:50,337 --> 00:43:52,147

claim the Founding Titan from Eren.

:

00:43:53,357 --> 00:43:58,227

Depicted in one of Attack on Titan's

best episodes, the battle for Shiganshina

:

00:43:58,257 --> 00:44:01,757

unfolds over a single day, and it's

a pyrrhic victory for the Paradis.

:

00:44:02,297 --> 00:44:05,687

The Warriors are defeated, Zeke

is defeated by Levi, Reiner by

:

00:44:05,687 --> 00:44:09,507

Hange and Mikasa, and Bertholdt

is defeated by Armin and Eren.

:

00:44:10,217 --> 00:44:14,857

But all, but all but Bertholdt escape

thanks to Pieck's Cart Titan form.

:

00:44:15,317 --> 00:44:18,567

Only eight of the Paradis

soldiers survive: Eren, Mikasa,

:

00:44:18,567 --> 00:44:24,307

Levi, Hange, uh, Jean, Connie,

Sasha, and new recruit, Floch.

:

00:44:25,957 --> 00:44:31,697

Both Erwin and Armin are mortally wounded,

and Levi ultimately uses the spinal fluid

:

00:44:31,697 --> 00:44:34,447

to save Armin, letting his friend rest

:

00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:41,145

Uh, so Le- Levi had to choose

between, uh, saving Armin or

:

00:44:41,145 --> 00:44:43,705

saving Erwin, and he chose Armin

:

00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:44,390

Benjamin: Hmm.

:

00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:44,766

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:44:44,766 --> 00:44:46,045

at Erwin's request.

:

00:44:46,925 --> 00:44:49,675

Well, he's all like, "No,

Armin's gonna be the future.

:

00:44:50,055 --> 00:44:51,565

Uh, I'm, I'm old.

:

00:44:51,635 --> 00:44:52,345

Let me die.

:

00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:54,065

Let him lead you in the future."

:

00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:56,270

Benjamin: And then we see

the rest of Armin and we're

:

00:44:56,270 --> 00:44:57,720

like, "Oh, we made a mistake."

:

00:44:58,441 --> 00:44:58,442

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:44:58,442 --> 00:44:58,681

Yeah.

:

00:44:59,111 --> 00:45:03,291

The Titan Armin eats Bertholdt

and inherits the Colossal Titan.

:

00:45:03,291 --> 00:45:07,541

As the others recuperate, Eren, Mikasa,

Levi, and Hange make it to the Jaeger's

:

00:45:07,561 --> 00:45:11,211

basement and unlock it, discovering the

secrets of the outside world within.

:

00:45:11,611 --> 00:45:14,861

The warriors return to Marley and

find that due to their failure and the

:

00:45:14,861 --> 00:45:19,281

loss of two Titans, the country now

faces war with the Mid-East Alliance.

:

00:45:20,921 --> 00:45:24,261

The Survey Corps survivors return

and are honored by Queen Historia.

:

00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:27,851

Over the next year, Paradis is

completely rid of Titans and the lands

:

00:45:27,871 --> 00:45:30,111

outside Wall Maria are repopulated.

:

00:45:30,571 --> 00:45:35,561

In 851, Levi's squad sets out on a new

expedition, reaching the shores of Paradis

:

00:45:35,571 --> 00:45:37,901

and seeing the ocean for the first time.

:

00:45:38,121 --> 00:45:41,261

That's the season three finale,

and it's super heartwarming because

:

00:45:41,261 --> 00:45:45,601

they've, like, had stories of seeing,

like, large bodies of water because

:

00:45:45,601 --> 00:45:47,301

there's just, like, a handful of lakes.

:

00:45:47,301 --> 00:45:50,871

They have never seen a ocean, and it's

all of them just, like, looking out at

:

00:45:50,871 --> 00:45:52,821

the ocean for the first time and weeping

:

00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:53,850

TheMotionVictor: Oh, that's cute.

:

00:45:54,341 --> 00:45:54,342

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:45:54,342 --> 00:45:57,021

And then they, they, uh, all

take their shoes off and go run

:

00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:58,181

in the ocean for the first time.

:

00:45:58,181 --> 00:45:58,801

It's adorable

:

00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:01,220

Benjamin: And they're like, "Ah,

why does it taste like shit?"

:

00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:03,310

Saltwater,

:

00:46:03,453 --> 00:46:03,454

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:46:03,454 --> 00:46:03,763

salt?

:

00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:04,940

Benjamin: didn't know this existed.

:

00:46:07,863 --> 00:46:07,864

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:46:07,864 --> 00:46:10,993

Uh, the following arc is

the infiltration of Marley.

:

00:46:11,043 --> 00:46:14,273

This takes place over

the years 851 to 854.

:

00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:18,363

Marley spends the next four years at war

with the surviving warriors and the next

:

00:46:18,363 --> 00:46:24,403

generation, which is Gabi, Colt, Falco,

Udo, and Zoffy fighting on the front

:

00:46:24,403 --> 00:46:26,573

lines under the command of Theo Magath.

:

00:46:27,113 --> 00:46:31,003

Marley is too preoccupied to send

more than lone scout ships to Paradis,

:

00:46:31,313 --> 00:46:33,163

allowing the island to advance.

:

00:46:33,423 --> 00:46:37,373

All the while, Zeke sets into motion

plans for a reunion with his brother and

:

00:46:37,373 --> 00:46:40,083

the sterilization of the Eldian race.

:

00:46:40,448 --> 00:46:40,668

TheMotionVictor: Ooh

:

00:46:41,853 --> 00:46:41,854

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:46:41,854 --> 00:46:45,603

In 851, the Survey Corps capture

Marleyan ships sent to Paradis.

:

00:46:46,233 --> 00:46:51,033

Uh, on them is a group in league

with Zeke led by Yelena and all from

:

00:46:51,033 --> 00:46:53,263

the subject countries of Marley.

:

00:46:53,803 --> 00:46:58,783

Yelena passes along Zeke's supposed plan,

give the town- Founding Titan to Historia,

:

00:46:59,093 --> 00:47:03,563

let loose the, some of the Wall Titans on

Marley as a show of strength, and dissuade

:

00:47:03,573 --> 00:47:07,633

anyone from attacking Paradis, giving the

island time to catch up technologically.

:

00:47:07,633 --> 00:47:13,073

We saw this explained, uh, in that

one episode by the, uh, not Japanese.

:

00:47:14,003 --> 00:47:17,743

Uh, Eren objects to the plan because it

would doom Historia and her children.

:

00:47:18,663 --> 00:47:23,323

The next year, envoys from Hizuru,

led by the noble Kiyomi Azumabito,

:

00:47:23,323 --> 00:47:25,253

arrive on Paradis to form an alliance.

:

00:47:25,723 --> 00:47:29,233

Azumabito gives the Paradisians

technology to build a railway

:

00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,333

and reveal Mikasa's heritage.

:

00:47:32,053 --> 00:47:36,783

Uh, the railway is completed in 853,

after which the scouts Eren, Mikasa,

:

00:47:37,433 --> 00:47:42,723

Armin, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Levi, Hange

decide to visit Marley undercover.

:

00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:47,073

Uh, this is the point where it's all

like we could have … If you remember

:

00:47:47,773 --> 00:47:50,323

the flashback in the last episode where

Eren and Mikasa were like, "We could

:

00:47:50,323 --> 00:47:55,083

have left at this point and none of this

would've happened," this is the point

:

00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:59,482

Benjamin: So that wasn't a real

flashback, that was an imagined flashback.

:

00:47:59,529 --> 00:47:59,530

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:47:59,530 --> 00:48:00,039

Yes

:

00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:00,950

TheMotionVictor: Wow.

:

00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:04,142

Benjamin: Good, 'cause

that gives me more points.

:

00:48:05,201 --> 00:48:05,202

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:48:05,202 --> 00:48:07,771

Uh, Eren breaks off from

the scouts and meets Zeke.

:

00:48:07,771 --> 00:48:12,211

The younger Jaeger seemingly agrees with

his brother's Eldian euthanasia plan,

:

00:48:12,721 --> 00:48:17,131

uh, but in truth is manipulating him

for access to a Titan of royal blood.

:

00:48:18,081 --> 00:48:22,961

Uh, in eight- late 853 to early

854, Historia chooses to have a

:

00:48:22,961 --> 00:48:26,651

child, selecting a worker from

her orphanage as the father

:

00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:27,900

Benjamin: Ah.

:

00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:28,901

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:48:28,901 --> 00:48:33,850

In 854, Marley prevails over the Middle

East Alliance and Willy Tilber enters

:

00:48:33,850 --> 00:48:38,690

the spotlight, inviting international

dignitaries to Marley and staging a

:

00:48:38,690 --> 00:48:41,130

play in the Libero Internment Zone.

:

00:48:41,430 --> 00:48:43,870

During the performance, one

month after the month's end,

:

00:48:44,150 --> 00:48:45,550

Willy reveals the truth…

:

00:48:45,677 --> 00:48:46,437

TheMotionVictor: actual play.

:

00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:46,521

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:48:46,521 --> 00:48:47,810

Like an actual play, yeah.

:

00:48:48,390 --> 00:48:52,360

Uh, during the performance, Willy reveals

the truth about his family and King Fritz

:

00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:54,420

to win support for an invasion of Paradis.

:

00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:59,800

Posing as a soldier named Kruger,

Eren befriends Falco and uses

:

00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,840

him to send letters to both

Zeke and his friends on Paradis.

:

00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:08,450

The night of Willy's play, Eren has

Falco ru- lure Reiner away while Yelena

:

00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,120

does the same for Pieck and Porco.

:

00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,590

With the warriors incapacitated,

Eren transforms into the Attack

:

00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:19,220

Titan, kills Willy, Udo, Zofia,

and Marley's military brass.

:

00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,090

Willy's sister, Lara, reveals herself

as the Warhammer Titan, but Eren

:

00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:27,210

and the arriving skates are able

to defeat her and the warriors.

:

00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:31,870

In Librio Harbor, Armin transforms

into the Colossal Titan, wiping

:

00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,680

out the entire Marleyan Navy

:

00:49:34,149 --> 00:49:34,799

Benjamin: Damn

:

00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:35,309

TheMotionVictor: what they were…

:

00:49:35,399 --> 00:49:35,619

Okay

:

00:49:36,814 --> 00:49:36,815

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:49:36,815 --> 00:49:40,894

Eren eats Lara, gaining the

Warhammer's powers, and the scouts

:

00:49:40,904 --> 00:49:46,194

Zeke and Yelena flee above a stolen-

flee abo- aboard a stolen blimp.

:

00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:50,054

Gabi and Falco sneak aboard

with the former shooting

:

00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:51,954

Sasha before being captured

:

00:49:53,477 --> 00:49:54,647

Benjamin: So did you just get shot?

:

00:49:55,562 --> 00:49:55,563

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:56,232

She just gets shot.

:

00:49:56,372 --> 00:49:57,452

It's super sad.

:

00:49:57,771 --> 00:49:58,151

Benjamin: Oh,

:

00:49:58,422 --> 00:49:58,423

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:49:58,423 --> 00:50:00,312

They're, like, escaping and she gets shot.

:

00:50:01,402 --> 00:50:03,112

It's, like, after the battle is over

:

00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:06,376

It sucks.

:

00:50:06,816 --> 00:50:07,426

You cry

:

00:50:09,635 --> 00:50:14,725

Benjamin: Speaking of it sucks we cry,

uh, guys know we've been watching,

:

00:50:14,765 --> 00:50:17,275

uh, Dragon Ball Z with Henry?

:

00:50:18,065 --> 00:50:18,445

have.

:

00:50:18,628 --> 00:50:18,629

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:50:18,629 --> 00:50:19,178

Yes

:

00:50:19,465 --> 00:50:23,955

Benjamin: We just got to the bit

where, uh, Vegeta dies, and Henry cried

:

00:50:26,651 --> 00:50:29,301

TheMotionVictor: I didn't even know

Vegeta d- I don't even remember

:

00:50:29,301 --> 00:50:30,841

which one was Vegeta, so never mind.

:

00:50:30,863 --> 00:50:32,883

Benjamin: Vegeta's the guy

with the pointiest hair

:

00:50:33,111 --> 00:50:33,741

TheMotionVictor: The point, yeah

:

00:50:36,143 --> 00:50:37,083

Benjamin: He's an asshole.

:

00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:42,570

If you give up now, I promise I'll

turn you into something practical,

:

00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,530

like a toaster or a washing machine.

:

00:50:44,946 --> 00:50:44,947

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:50:44,947 --> 00:50:45,786

He is

:

00:50:46,985 --> 00:50:47,225

Benjamin: Um

:

00:50:49,372 --> 00:50:49,373

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:50:49,373 --> 00:50:50,642

Uh, let's see here.

:

00:50:50,972 --> 00:50:54,142

On Paradis, Eren is imprisoned

for the unauthorized attack while

:

00:50:54,142 --> 00:50:56,012

Zeke is placed under Levi's watch.

:

00:50:56,392 --> 00:51:00,642

Over the next month, a new group of

Eldian restorationists, AKA Jaegerists,

:

00:51:01,062 --> 00:51:03,582

led by Flock, seize power on Paradis.

:

00:51:03,812 --> 00:51:06,412

They assassinate Zackly,

and they free Eren.

:

00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:09,552

The Jaegerists cow the military

by revealing the wine they've

:

00:51:09,552 --> 00:51:12,472

been drinking has been poisoned

with Zeke's spinal fluid.

:

00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:12,975

Benjamin: Oh,

:

00:51:13,142 --> 00:51:13,143

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:51:13,143 --> 00:51:19,082

S- uh, so they're all

Titans in waiting now.

:

00:51:19,852 --> 00:51:24,132

Uh, Marley attacks Shingashina

with a fleet of airships.

:

00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:27,142

The battle goes back and forth

with Eren leading from the

:

00:51:27,142 --> 00:51:28,852

front line against the warriors.

:

00:51:29,282 --> 00:51:33,582

Zeke arrives and transforms the

affected Paradisians into Pure Titans.

:

00:51:33,962 --> 00:51:37,822

Gabi shoots Eren's head off as

he runs towards Zeke, but they

:

00:51:37,822 --> 00:51:40,342

make contact before Eren expires

:

00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:46,874

Which is why Eren's just like

ahead for a while, if you know,

:

00:51:46,914 --> 00:51:48,414

and the Founding Titan, right?

:

00:51:49,111 --> 00:51:49,751

Benjamin: N-no

:

00:51:50,504 --> 00:51:50,505

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:51:50,505 --> 00:51:50,844

Okay

:

00:51:51,844 --> 00:51:53,414

Um, let's see here.

:

00:51:53,494 --> 00:51:57,134

Eren and Zeke awaken in, Eren and

Zeke awaken in the Paths, or the

:

00:51:57,134 --> 00:52:00,484

dimension where Ymir's soul resides

and where time passes much more slowly.

:

00:52:01,004 --> 00:52:03,654

After a trip through the memories

of their father and Ymir the

:

00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,474

founder, we saw one episode of that,

:

00:52:06,007 --> 00:52:06,157

Benjamin: How

:

00:52:06,264 --> 00:52:06,265

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:52:06,265 --> 00:52:07,394

Eren convinces the…

:

00:52:07,497 --> 00:52:08,137

Benjamin: that were there?

:

00:52:08,874 --> 00:52:08,875

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:09,444

Two or three?

:

00:52:09,807 --> 00:52:10,437

Benjamin: Damn

:

00:52:11,137 --> 00:52:11,307

TheMotionVictor: Mm-hmm.

:

00:52:11,414 --> 00:52:11,415

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:52:11,415 --> 00:52:17,764

Um, so some of it is the stuff

that we saw and some of it was the

:

00:52:17,764 --> 00:52:19,654

first 20 minutes of this podcast

:

00:52:20,325 --> 00:52:21,025

Benjamin: Okay

:

00:52:22,052 --> 00:52:22,053

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:52:22,053 --> 00:52:22,582

Uh

:

00:52:24,626 --> 00:52:27,396

So you can see why explaining all of

that beforehand helped you understand

:

00:52:27,396 --> 00:52:30,676

what's going on now instead of going back

2,000 years and explaining everything.

:

00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:31,369

Benjamin: did, Ja'far.

:

00:52:31,486 --> 00:52:31,487

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:52:31,487 --> 00:52:31,776

Yeah

:

00:52:31,909 --> 00:52:35,709

Benjamin: I see it, I

acknowledge it, and thank you

:

00:52:36,594 --> 00:52:36,595

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:52:36,595 --> 00:52:37,064

You're welcome.

:

00:52:37,714 --> 00:52:41,254

Uh, after a trip through the memories

of the father and Ymir the Founder,

:

00:52:41,314 --> 00:52:44,724

Eren convinces the latter to give

him control of the Founding Titan.

:

00:52:45,384 --> 00:52:48,614

Eren breaks down the walls of Paradis

and telepathically announces to

:

00:52:48,614 --> 00:52:52,294

all Eldians his plan to destroy

all life outside of Paradis.

:

00:52:53,374 --> 00:52:57,284

Hange gathers the 104th Corps survivors

and the remaining Marleyan warriors,

:

00:52:57,284 --> 00:53:01,524

including Annie, who was freed when

Eren undid Titan hardening on the walls,

:

00:53:01,715 --> 00:53:02,095

Benjamin: So she's

:

00:53:02,114 --> 00:53:02,115

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:53:02,115 --> 00:53:02,634

into an ali-

:

00:53:02,835 --> 00:53:03,455

Benjamin: since then

:

00:53:04,234 --> 00:53:04,235

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:53:04,235 --> 00:53:05,624

Yeah, she's been trapped since season one

:

00:53:06,277 --> 00:53:06,927

Benjamin: Oh.

:

00:53:08,772 --> 00:53:08,773

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:53:08,773 --> 00:53:11,712

Uh, let's see here.

:

00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:13,642

Into an alliance to stop the Rumbling.

:

00:53:13,932 --> 00:53:17,822

As Eren and the Wall Titans reach

Marley, the alliance steals a Hizuru

:

00:53:17,822 --> 00:53:22,022

flying boat from the Yeagerists,

and they make a deat- flying boat.

:

00:53:22,912 --> 00:53:23,552

Seaplane

:

00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:28,630

Uh, from the Aegaris they make

a detour to Hizuru to repair it.

:

00:53:28,890 --> 00:53:35,260

Along the way, Margath, Shadis, Flock,

and finally Hanja are all killed

:

00:53:35,537 --> 00:53:36,737

Benjamin: How does Hanja die?

:

00:53:38,268 --> 00:53:38,269

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:53:38,269 --> 00:53:38,728

Sorry?

:

00:53:38,909 --> 00:53:39,869

Benjamin: How's Hanja die?

:

00:53:40,309 --> 00:53:41,739

I don't care about any

of those other people.

:

00:53:41,739 --> 00:53:41,969

I never

:

00:53:42,008 --> 00:53:42,009

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:53:42,009 --> 00:53:43,438

YouTube it.

:

00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,268

Just watch it

:

00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:45,009

TheMotionVictor: Oh, no

:

00:53:45,243 --> 00:53:46,493

Benjamin: No, that's the point of this.

:

00:53:46,513 --> 00:53:46,983

Tell me

:

00:53:48,530 --> 00:53:48,531

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:53:48,531 --> 00:53:49,570

I don't remember

:

00:53:49,979 --> 00:53:50,299

Benjamin: Okay.

:

00:53:50,399 --> 00:53:51,499

TheMotionVictor: That's

why it said YouTube.

:

00:53:54,302 --> 00:53:54,303

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:53:54,303 --> 00:53:55,012

Damn it, Ben.

:

00:53:57,362 --> 00:54:00,412

On the fourth and final day of

the Rumbling, it's known as the

:

00:54:00,412 --> 00:54:01,562

Battle Between Heaven and Earth.

:

00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:02,692

This is where we pick up.

:

00:54:03,432 --> 00:54:07,052

Uh, Levi kills Zeke to sever Eren's

control over the Wall Titans,

:

00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:09,422

while the others then blow…

:

00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:11,652

while his dick is out.

:

00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:12,692

Uh,

:

00:54:13,243 --> 00:54:13,623

Benjamin: Remember?

:

00:54:13,623 --> 00:54:14,773

We saw this, Victor.

:

00:54:15,813 --> 00:54:16,213

He turns

:

00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:16,241

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:54:16,241 --> 00:54:17,870

When Zeke pops out of the bone

:

00:54:17,873 --> 00:54:18,223

Benjamin: naked

:

00:54:19,129 --> 00:54:19,389

TheMotionVictor: Oh.

:

00:54:20,419 --> 00:54:22,479

Oh, damn, sorry.

:

00:54:22,482 --> 00:54:22,483

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:54:22,483 --> 00:54:23,932

Dicks out for Paradis, yeah.

:

00:54:27,442 --> 00:54:29,732

Uh, let's see here.

:

00:54:30,182 --> 00:54:34,022

Uh, while the others blow Eren's head

off from the Founding Titan, Armin

:

00:54:34,022 --> 00:54:37,502

as the Colossal Titan duels Eren

before Mikasa depa- decapitates him.

:

00:54:37,832 --> 00:54:41,552

This kills the centipede creature

as well, ending the power of Titans.

:

00:54:42,052 --> 00:54:45,672

As Mikasa cradles, cradles Eren's

head, Armin recalls a conversation

:

00:54:45,672 --> 00:54:46,792

he had with Eren in the paths.

:

00:54:46,822 --> 00:54:47,802

Eren knew what he was doing.

:

00:54:47,802 --> 00:54:50,512

He was playing the villain in

order to rid the world of Titans

:

00:54:50,512 --> 00:54:53,642

and add prejudice against Eldians

by making his friends into heroes.

:

00:54:54,092 --> 00:54:57,082

With these words on his mind,

Armin declares he killed Eren.

:

00:54:57,082 --> 00:55:02,472

On Paradis, Historia gives birth to

the first child of Ymir's bloodline

:

00:55:02,482 --> 00:55:04,962

free of Titan influence in 2,000 years

:

00:55:06,085 --> 00:55:07,205

TheMotionVictor: Question

about the rumbling.

:

00:55:07,205 --> 00:55:09,775

Is that, is the rumbling a

thing that happens over the

:

00:55:09,775 --> 00:55:11,325

entire world, so it's like a

:

00:55:11,410 --> 00:55:11,411

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:55:11,411 --> 00:55:14,570

Yeah, 80% of the world's populace

is wiped out during The Rumbling.

:

00:55:14,925 --> 00:55:15,975

TheMotionVictor: that's

right, I remember that now.

:

00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:16,421

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:55:16,421 --> 00:55:17,530

And then we hit our epilogue.

:

00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:21,210

Over the next three years, the former

Shifters, Armin, Reiner, Annie,

:

00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:24,190

and Pieck are made into Marleyan

ambassadors alongside Connie and Jean.

:

00:55:24,650 --> 00:55:26,640

In 857, they return to Paradis.

:

00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,040

Levi chooses to settle in Marley,

while Mikasa returns to Shiganshina

:

00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:34,060

and buries Eren under a tree they

played as, uh, uh, at as children.

:

00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,270

Over the next decades, Mikasa

starts a family and occasionally

:

00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:39,210

brings them to visit Eren's grave.

:

00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,880

This is when the story

starts to jump generations.

:

00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:44,990

We see Mikasa died of

old age in the year 915.

:

00:55:45,530 --> 00:55:49,020

A few decades after that, Paradis

has reached 21st century level

:

00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:52,210

technology, and Shiganshina is

now made up of modern skyscrapers.

:

00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,030

Wars come again for the island.

:

00:55:54,030 --> 00:55:57,920

A fleet of aerial bombers destroy the

city as part of a new unknown conflict.

:

00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:02,040

Even as buildings fall, the tree that

Eren is buried under still stands.

:

00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,790

More decades pass, and the rumble of

Shiganshina is reclaimed by forest.

:

00:56:06,090 --> 00:56:09,190

One day, a child and their dog hike

through the ruins and come to the base

:

00:56:09,190 --> 00:56:13,570

of the tree, now a cavern like the one

Ymir found all those centuries ago.

:

00:56:14,003 --> 00:56:14,113

TheMotionVictor: So

:

00:56:14,210 --> 00:56:14,211

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:56:14,211 --> 00:56:14,680

The concl-

:

00:56:14,823 --> 00:56:16,163

TheMotionVictor: after

credits scene that Ben

:

00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:16,241

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:56:16,241 --> 00:56:17,080

Yes, it was,

:

00:56:17,183 --> 00:56:17,533

TheMotionVictor: wow.

:

00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:17,801

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:56:17,801 --> 00:56:19,190

and it, it's meant to, it…

:

00:56:19,363 --> 00:56:20,373

Benjamin: know that it mattered

:

00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:21,011

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:25,000

Yeah, it's meant to mirror, um,

the founder Ymir f- falling into

:

00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,550

the tree, falling into the water,

and becoming the first Titan.

:

00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,510

It happens to this kid

and/or his dog, possibly

:

00:56:31,603 --> 00:56:32,933

Benjamin: Dog titans

:

00:56:34,214 --> 00:56:37,054

Are you ready to meet the

most adorable kaiju ever?

:

00:56:37,784 --> 00:56:39,904

Spoiler alert, it's

Clifford the Big Red Dog.

:

00:56:40,290 --> 00:56:40,291

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:45,500

But the important thing is

that war, war never changes

:

00:56:48,418 --> 00:56:52,418

The conclusion of one war is not the

end of mankind's capacity to wage war.

:

00:56:52,628 --> 00:56:54,118

This is personified by the Titans.

:

00:56:54,118 --> 00:56:57,298

The cycle of violence is bound

by an unbreakable chain, one

:

00:56:57,298 --> 00:57:00,948

that's reached long past the 2,000

years that Attack on Titan spans

:

00:57:01,537 --> 00:57:08,297

Benjamin: Or when your friend

a magical genocider, just

:

00:57:08,367 --> 00:57:09,887

punt his head into the ocean.

:

00:57:11,727 --> 00:57:13,167

Don't make a magic tree

:

00:57:15,404 --> 00:57:15,405

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:57:15,405 --> 00:57:16,694

Don't make magic trees

:

00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:17,211

Benjamin: No.

:

00:57:17,238 --> 00:57:18,308

TheMotionVictor: that's

a good lesson for life.

:

00:57:18,308 --> 00:57:19,388

Just don't, don't go

:

00:57:19,461 --> 00:57:20,891

Benjamin: Never a magic tree

:

00:57:22,598 --> 00:57:25,408

TheMotionVictor: So do have a

question now for you, Javera.

:

00:57:25,628 --> 00:57:29,338

And this is important because I think

this was a three-pointer for me.

:

00:57:30,428 --> 00:57:31,008

The…

:

00:57:31,118 --> 00:57:33,158

All, everything you just described,

:

00:57:33,858 --> 00:57:33,859

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:57:33,859 --> 00:57:34,158

Yeah

:

00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:34,428

TheMotionVictor: on…

:

00:57:34,828 --> 00:57:37,298

Is this, is the Taconite,

is this on Earth?

:

00:57:38,298 --> 00:57:39,008

He hesitates.

:

00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:39,398

That's it.

:

00:57:39,697 --> 00:57:40,447

Benjamin: It-- no

:

00:57:43,512 --> 00:57:43,513

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:57:43,513 --> 00:57:48,902

I don't believe it's

ever actually confirmed.

:

00:57:49,094 --> 00:57:49,394

TheMotionVictor: Good enough for

:

00:57:49,492 --> 00:57:49,493

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:57:49,493 --> 00:57:49,672

Let me

:

00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,009

Benjamin: No, it's on Earth

:

00:57:54,106 --> 00:57:55,376

TheMotionVictor: Where's,

okay, where, where's,

:

00:57:55,377 --> 00:57:56,977

Benjamin: 'Cause I looked something up

:

00:57:57,872 --> 00:57:57,873

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:57:57,873 --> 00:57:58,502

Yes.

:

00:57:58,742 --> 00:58:05,092

Okay, so the world map is

vertically and horizontally flipped.

:

00:58:05,502 --> 00:58:07,362

Paradis is Madagascar

:

00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:08,370

TheMotionVictor: Shut

:

00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:11,651

Benjamin: That is one thing I,

because Ja'far annoyed me so much,

:

00:58:11,871 --> 00:58:15,601

once we watched the last episode,

I asked, "Where is Paradis?"

:

00:58:15,921 --> 00:58:17,261

And saw that it was Madagascar

:

00:58:19,046 --> 00:58:19,566

TheMotionVictor: Hold the fuck up.

:

00:58:20,816 --> 00:58:21,306

You are making this…

:

00:58:21,906 --> 00:58:22,156

You guys

:

00:58:22,254 --> 00:58:22,255

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:58:22,255 --> 00:58:22,574

No.

:

00:58:22,596 --> 00:58:22,766

TheMotionVictor: me?

:

00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:23,535

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:58:23,535 --> 00:58:23,854

Nope

:

00:58:26,514 --> 00:58:27,274

TheMotionVictor: I love that movie.

:

00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:30,161

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:58:30,161 --> 00:58:30,990

It's a sequel.

:

00:58:31,190 --> 00:58:31,730

Prequel?

:

00:58:31,804 --> 00:58:34,784

TheMotionVictor: So Par- Paradis Island.

:

00:58:35,264 --> 00:58:36,074

All right, let's get a-

:

00:58:38,380 --> 00:58:38,730

What the hell?

:

00:58:38,730 --> 00:58:39,070

What's…

:

00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:39,660

So where's…

:

00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:44,120

Oh, my Go- Okay, this, I'm gonna be up

all night if I, if I read all this shit.

:

00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:47,630

okay, there's a island and,

and there, there's a map.

:

00:58:48,730 --> 00:58:51,080

Okay, so it's on, it's

on mirror universe Earth,

:

00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:51,761

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:52,160

Yeah.

:

00:58:52,315 --> 00:58:53,215

Benjamin: upside down Earth

:

00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:53,921

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:57,830

Well, it's not even upsi- that is

a very Eurocentric statement, Ben.

:

00:58:57,915 --> 00:58:59,165

Benjamin: No, it is exactly…

:

00:58:59,205 --> 00:59:01,785

It's not, well, it's, it's

the map is upside down.

:

00:59:02,544 --> 00:59:02,545

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:59:02,545 --> 00:59:03,704

The map is upside down

:

00:59:03,755 --> 00:59:05,795

Benjamin: the, the West Wing bit with Dr.

:

00:59:05,795 --> 00:59:06,475

Phlox,

:

00:59:07,182 --> 00:59:07,183

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:59:07,183 --> 00:59:10,222

North is only north because

we've decided it's north

:

00:59:10,628 --> 00:59:13,508

TheMotionVictor: Okay, but still, okay,

I still got my points though because

:

00:59:13,627 --> 00:59:16,907

Benjamin: No, north is north because

that's where the, the magnet points

:

00:59:17,936 --> 00:59:17,937

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:59:17,937 --> 00:59:22,046

Yeah, but we only call it north and

north is only up because we've decided

:

00:59:22,046 --> 00:59:24,056

these things arbitrarily as a society.

:

00:59:24,257 --> 00:59:24,557

Benjamin: it would be

:

00:59:24,616 --> 00:59:24,617

well now, was that depressing?:

:

00:59:24,617 --> 00:59:26,466

It could just as easily be

:

00:59:26,507 --> 00:59:27,637

Benjamin: pointed down.

:

00:59:28,787 --> 00:59:32,237

It, it's more aesthetically

pleasing if it points to the top.

:

00:59:33,167 --> 00:59:34,697

just how circles work

:

00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:38,216

TheMotionVictor: okay, but, okay, so

I'm looking at this map of Paradise

:

00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:40,016

and, and Africa and everything.

:

00:59:40,436 --> 00:59:45,906

If, if you rotate it around so

north is the north that we think

:

00:59:45,906 --> 00:59:48,756

is north, uh, it's still not Earth.

:

00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:49,826

It's, it's reversed.

:

00:59:50,496 --> 00:59:53,186

So I will be taking my

three points, thank you.

:

00:59:53,371 --> 00:59:54,071

Benjamin: No

:

00:59:54,486 --> 00:59:56,816

TheMotionVictor: Yes, no, flip

the map around, it's m- it's,

:

00:59:56,876 --> 00:59:59,276

it's, it's not, it's not Earth.

:

00:59:59,601 --> 01:00:00,351

Benjamin: It's Earth.

:

01:00:00,736 --> 01:00:00,926

TheMotionVictor: It's

:

01:00:00,971 --> 01:00:01,381

Benjamin: That's where

:

01:00:01,424 --> 01:00:01,425

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:01,425 --> 01:00:05,004

If you held a map like

this and you went like this

:

01:00:05,298 --> 01:00:05,678

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

:

01:00:05,948 --> 01:00:07,518

If you do that, you do not get Earth.

:

01:00:07,538 --> 01:00:08,908

You get Earth in the mirror.

:

01:00:09,466 --> 01:00:09,467

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:09,467 --> 01:00:10,596

No, that's still Earth

:

01:00:11,058 --> 01:00:13,468

TheMotionVictor: No, I'm say-

okay, take this map of Paradis,

:

01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:14,001

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:14,340

Yeah

:

01:00:14,488 --> 01:00:20,118

TheMotionVictor: it, rotate it,

Madagascar will be, uh, on, blah.

:

01:00:21,468 --> 01:00:25,788

Madagascar will be to the west of Africa,

not east, so it's a different planet

:

01:00:26,704 --> 01:00:26,705

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:26,705 --> 01:00:27,894

You turned it though.

:

01:00:27,964 --> 01:00:28,544

You flipped it

:

01:00:29,521 --> 01:00:29,931

Benjamin: Yeah

:

01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:30,364

TheMotionVictor: Ugh.

:

01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:31,664

Okay.

:

01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:34,323

Benjamin: It's Earth

:

01:00:34,324 --> 01:00:34,674

TheMotionVictor: planet.

:

01:00:35,536 --> 01:00:35,537

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:35,537 --> 01:00:36,086

It's Earth.

:

01:00:36,324 --> 01:00:37,294

TheMotionVictor: It's not Earth

:

01:00:37,519 --> 01:00:37,789

Benjamin: No

:

01:00:37,946 --> 01:00:37,947

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:37,947 --> 01:00:38,246

Earth.

:

01:00:38,499 --> 01:00:38,869

Benjamin: has

:

01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:39,027

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:39,027 --> 01:00:39,976

is decided

:

01:00:40,149 --> 01:00:42,189

Benjamin: They don't

have ring-tailed lemurs.

:

01:00:42,519 --> 01:00:44,819

Zubumbafoo is ours

:

01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:45,778

TheMotionVictor: All right, it's

:

01:00:46,448 --> 01:00:46,449

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:46,449 --> 01:00:48,408

It's Earth, final answer

:

01:00:48,882 --> 01:00:50,362

TheMotionVictor: It's,

I am contesting this.

:

01:00:50,362 --> 01:00:52,162

This absolutely not

:

01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:52,233

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:52,233 --> 01:00:54,802

Your point is contested and adjudicated.

:

01:00:55,082 --> 01:00:55,852

It's Earth.

:

01:00:56,072 --> 01:00:56,442

Done

:

01:00:57,394 --> 01:00:58,754

TheMotionVictor: That's 100% not Earth.

:

01:00:58,960 --> 01:00:58,961

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:00:58,961 --> 01:01:00,350

There's no voting here.

:

01:01:00,694 --> 01:01:01,754

TheMotionVictor: What do

you mean there's no voting?

:

01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:01,781

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:01:01,781 --> 01:01:03,710

I am the king Fritz of points

:

01:01:03,824 --> 01:01:04,474

TheMotionVictor: God, great.

:

01:01:04,474 --> 01:01:04,664

We've…

:

01:01:04,694 --> 01:01:06,374

Look, look at this power

that we've given him.

:

01:01:08,017 --> 01:01:09,157

Benjamin: Yeah, never do this again.

:

01:01:09,607 --> 01:01:13,087

That's what you get, Victor, for

picking a shoujo fair watched

:

01:01:14,968 --> 01:01:14,969

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:01:14,969 --> 01:01:16,178

I didn't do it to myself.

:

01:01:17,028 --> 01:01:19,808

This responsibility was thrust

upon me, but I will see it through.

:

01:01:20,268 --> 01:01:23,678

Any other questions you want

to answer on points here?

:

01:01:23,962 --> 01:01:24,612

TheMotionVictor: the birds.

:

01:01:24,672 --> 01:01:24,992

I have to…

:

01:01:25,262 --> 01:01:26,152

Tell, tell me about the birds

:

01:01:26,544 --> 01:01:26,545

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:01:26,545 --> 01:01:28,234

The birds are not behind it

:

01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:35,059

Benjamin: I'm sorry, that last bit,

didn't you say Aaron is the bird

:

01:01:35,269 --> 01:01:37,779

putting the scarf around Mikus's neck?

:

01:01:40,049 --> 01:01:40,319

You

:

01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:40,401

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:01:40,401 --> 01:01:41,180

Yes.

:

01:01:41,470 --> 01:01:43,120

A- Aaron is spiritually the bird

:

01:01:44,699 --> 01:01:47,829

Benjamin: all of his

future actions as a Titan?

:

01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:50,041

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:51,980

Aaron is a bird, not all birds

:

01:01:52,123 --> 01:01:53,853

Benjamin: Eren is the birds.

:

01:01:55,703 --> 01:01:55,883

We

:

01:01:55,948 --> 01:01:55,949

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:01:55,949 --> 01:01:57,578

A bird, not all birds.

:

01:01:57,763 --> 01:01:58,153

Benjamin: Titan

:

01:01:58,658 --> 01:01:58,659

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:01:58,659 --> 01:02:02,108

is behind it is a different statement

than the birds are behind it

:

01:02:04,827 --> 01:02:09,407

Benjamin: Just like Zeke could

control all the derp titans, controls

:

01:02:09,407 --> 01:02:13,767

all the birds, and because of time

bullshit, he can see forward and back

:

01:02:16,632 --> 01:02:16,633

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:02:16,633 --> 01:02:17,142

I'll allow it.

:

01:02:17,142 --> 01:02:17,562

Fuck it

:

01:02:17,795 --> 01:02:19,495

Benjamin: matter, as

long as you agree that,

:

01:02:19,772 --> 01:02:19,862

TheMotionVictor: then

:

01:02:19,965 --> 01:02:22,685

Benjamin: as long as you say

that Eren is a bird at the end,

:

01:02:22,952 --> 01:02:23,302

TheMotionVictor: this is

:

01:02:23,475 --> 01:02:26,025

Benjamin: Eren was behind it,

so the birds are behind it

:

01:02:26,366 --> 01:02:26,696

TheMotionVictor: If you're gonna allow

:

01:02:26,924 --> 01:02:26,925

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:02:26,925 --> 01:02:30,154

Victor, was your prediction

it's Earth or it's not Earth?

:

01:02:30,266 --> 01:02:30,866

TheMotionVictor: Not Earth

:

01:02:33,392 --> 01:02:33,393

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:02:33,393 --> 01:02:34,552

It is Earth though.

:

01:02:34,616 --> 01:02:35,456

TheMotionVictor: not Earth.

:

01:02:35,592 --> 01:02:35,593

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:02:35,593 --> 01:02:36,342

is so Earth

:

01:02:36,566 --> 01:02:38,146

TheMotionVictor: Look,

look at the, the, the glow.

:

01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:39,006

It's reversed.

:

01:02:39,016 --> 01:02:40,096

It's a different Earth.

:

01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:43,576

Benjamin: When I googled it, everything

shows it off the east of Africa

:

01:02:44,015 --> 01:02:44,016

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:02:44,016 --> 01:02:47,815

I hope you found the same

map I did, 'cause I've got

:

01:02:47,815 --> 01:02:49,375

one flipped and ready to go

:

01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:53,718

TheMotionVictor: Literally

rotating it, not…

:

01:02:54,018 --> 01:02:54,328

Yeah.

:

01:02:55,578 --> 01:02:56,028

Literally

:

01:02:56,437 --> 01:02:56,438

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:02:56,438 --> 01:02:56,907

flipping.

:

01:02:57,047 --> 01:02:59,117

Flipping it means it's the same planet.

:

01:02:59,570 --> 01:02:59,850

TheMotionVictor: No, that's

:

01:02:59,877 --> 01:02:59,878

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:02:59,878 --> 01:03:00,667

You just f-

:

01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:00,960

TheMotionVictor: it.

:

01:03:01,777 --> 01:03:01,778

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:02,107

yeah.

:

01:03:02,387 --> 01:03:02,867

No, well

:

01:03:03,190 --> 01:03:04,170

TheMotionVictor: it,

it's a different Earth.

:

01:03:04,260 --> 01:03:07,250

If you flip it, then it's

r- backwards and it's…

:

01:03:07,330 --> 01:03:07,730

It, it…

:

01:03:07,976 --> 01:03:09,186

Benjamin: It's still the same Earth.

:

01:03:09,290 --> 01:03:09,460

TheMotionVictor: this.

:

01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:11,636

Benjamin: It's the same

thing as flipping it

:

01:03:11,823 --> 01:03:13,103

TheMotionVictor: okay, you're

just fucking with me, Ben.

:

01:03:13,103 --> 01:03:13,623

You know I'm right.

:

01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,293

Give me my points.

:

01:03:15,012 --> 01:03:16,482

Benjamin: I really think you're wrong

:

01:03:16,813 --> 01:03:19,663

TheMotionVictor: No, it's, it's

r- it's mirror imaged Earth,

:

01:03:19,812 --> 01:03:20,422

Benjamin: Yes.

:

01:03:20,733 --> 01:03:21,193

TheMotionVictor: Earth.

:

01:03:21,312 --> 01:03:21,972

Benjamin: No, it is

:

01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:22,084

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:03:22,084 --> 01:03:24,743

It's not mirror imaged

Earth, it's flipped Earth

:

01:03:26,863 --> 01:03:27,353

TheMotionVictor: Look, it's…

:

01:03:27,683 --> 01:03:27,703

Ugh.

:

01:03:28,715 --> 01:03:28,716

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:03:28,716 --> 01:03:29,625

There's a map.

:

01:03:30,143 --> 01:03:30,343

TheMotionVictor: If

:

01:03:30,475 --> 01:03:30,476

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:03:30,476 --> 01:03:31,965

That's what the map looks like

:

01:03:32,103 --> 01:03:33,343

TheMotionVictor: you flip it, it's not…

:

01:03:35,253 --> 01:03:35,573

Yeah.

:

01:03:35,973 --> 01:03:36,323

See?

:

01:03:36,383 --> 01:03:36,793

Okay.

:

01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:41,633

Take that map and turn it upside down,

and you'll see what I'm talking about

:

01:03:42,244 --> 01:03:42,994

Benjamin: Yeah, Victor, you

:

01:03:43,139 --> 01:03:43,140

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:03:43,140 --> 01:03:43,999

You mean that?

:

01:03:44,069 --> 01:03:46,489

That map of the world that I just posted?

:

01:03:46,658 --> 01:03:48,008

Benjamin: Well, also Victor found,

:

01:03:48,173 --> 01:03:48,303

TheMotionVictor: No,

:

01:03:48,368 --> 01:03:50,868

Benjamin: think you found the

only one where it's on the east.

:

01:03:50,893 --> 01:03:52,743

TheMotionVictor: I said flip it, not…

:

01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:54,723

No, obviously, I mean, I said rotate it.

:

01:03:54,993 --> 01:03:55,693

Take the map.

:

01:03:56,173 --> 01:03:56,723

Look at your map.

:

01:03:57,053 --> 01:03:57,843

Do this.

:

01:03:57,913 --> 01:03:58,843

You don't even have to do that.

:

01:03:58,883 --> 01:04:00,673

Just turn your head like this and you'll

:

01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:00,704

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:04:00,704 --> 01:04:04,243

You don't, 'cause I did it to the image

and put it in the Discord chat already

:

01:04:04,444 --> 01:04:04,934

Benjamin: important.

:

01:04:05,184 --> 01:04:07,454

Victor, Victor, I need

you to take a second.

:

01:04:07,924 --> 01:04:08,904

I need you to take a second

:

01:04:09,153 --> 01:04:09,473

TheMotionVictor: Yeah.

:

01:04:09,954 --> 01:04:10,784

Benjamin: because

:

01:04:11,083 --> 01:04:11,443

TheMotionVictor: Uh-huh.

:

01:04:14,252 --> 01:04:16,172

Benjamin: Whatever picture you found

:

01:04:17,111 --> 01:04:17,431

TheMotionVictor: Uh-huh

:

01:04:18,342 --> 01:04:23,332

Benjamin: does not show Paradis

off the east coast of Africa

:

01:04:25,518 --> 01:04:32,408

Which is the official Attack on

Titan anime picture of Paradis

:

01:04:35,277 --> 01:04:35,917

TheMotionVictor: What the

hell are you talking about?

:

01:04:36,177 --> 01:04:36,777

But yeah

:

01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,376

Benjamin: I don't know

where you found this picture

:

01:04:40,995 --> 01:04:41,675

TheMotionVictor: Okay, listen.

:

01:04:42,805 --> 01:04:45,185

If you look at a map Paradis,

:

01:04:45,476 --> 01:04:48,816

Benjamin: Yes, I'm looking at it right

now on the official Attack on Titan Wikia

:

01:04:49,605 --> 01:04:50,945

TheMotionVictor: You

do this with your head.

:

01:04:50,995 --> 01:04:52,765

You turn yourself upside down.

:

01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:53,560

Benjamin: need to.

:

01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:55,700

Madagascar is off the east.

:

01:04:55,815 --> 01:04:57,125

TheMotionVictor: arguing

with flat Earthers here.

:

01:04:57,265 --> 01:04:58,925

Turn your head upside down.

:

01:04:59,070 --> 01:04:59,540

Benjamin: Okay

:

01:04:59,955 --> 01:05:03,375

TheMotionVictor: Earth, it's

mirror fl- imaged Earth.

:

01:05:03,665 --> 01:05:04,455

Just give me my points.

:

01:05:04,455 --> 01:05:04,985

Quit your bitching

:

01:05:06,316 --> 01:05:08,406

Benjamin: I, I'm so confused right now

:

01:05:11,511 --> 01:05:14,821

TheMotionVictor: Ja'far,

that thing you pic- the, oh.

:

01:05:15,521 --> 01:05:18,891

Ja'far, that, that image you were

of the earth that we all know,

:

01:05:19,204 --> 01:05:19,764

Benjamin: Yes

:

01:05:20,701 --> 01:05:21,661

TheMotionVictor: v- the…

:

01:05:22,681 --> 01:05:24,081

You had to reverse it.

:

01:05:24,081 --> 01:05:26,261

You had to mirror image

it to get it like that.

:

01:05:26,604 --> 01:05:27,144

Benjamin: No

:

01:05:27,621 --> 01:05:27,851

TheMotionVictor: Yep.

:

01:05:31,421 --> 01:05:33,521

Look, the, the letters are backwards

:

01:05:35,585 --> 01:05:39,495

I'm saying rotate, not flip

North and south are relative

:

01:05:40,495 --> 01:05:41,654

Benjamin: It's just flipped

:

01:05:41,824 --> 01:05:41,825

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:05:41,825 --> 01:05:42,114

not Earth

:

01:05:43,041 --> 01:05:45,071

TheMotionVictor: Oh, my

fucking oh, thank you okay

:

01:05:45,497 --> 01:05:46,346

Benjamin: What the fuck are you

:

01:05:46,478 --> 01:05:46,479

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:05:46,479 --> 01:05:48,078

You were so ready to be mad.

:

01:05:48,108 --> 01:05:48,818

Fuck you.

:

01:05:50,935 --> 01:05:51,165

TheMotionVictor: What?

:

01:05:51,835 --> 01:05:51,925

you

:

01:05:52,168 --> 01:05:52,169

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:05:52,169 --> 01:05:52,518

Okay

:

01:05:52,565 --> 01:05:53,005

TheMotionVictor: whole time?

:

01:05:53,103 --> 01:05:53,683

Benjamin: Yes.

:

01:05:53,733 --> 01:05:56,183

No, he was screwing with me right now.

:

01:05:56,623 --> 01:05:57,123

It's Earth

:

01:05:59,180 --> 01:05:59,181

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:05:59,181 --> 01:06:00,570

No, it's, it's mirror Earth.

:

01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:01,840

Victor's right.

:

01:06:01,850 --> 01:06:03,590

It's, it's mirror Earth,

not flipped Earth.

:

01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:04,069

TheMotionVictor: Oh my

:

01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:04,161

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:06,020

not just an upside down

map, it's mirrored.

:

01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:06,909

TheMotionVictor: you, so yeah,

:

01:06:07,090 --> 01:06:07,091

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:06:07,091 --> 01:06:08,090

It's a reflection.

:

01:06:08,150 --> 01:06:09,090

It's a different Earth.

:

01:06:09,779 --> 01:06:12,170

It's not just north and

south that are changed

:

01:06:14,798 --> 01:06:16,888

It's like he turned the planet inside out

:

01:06:17,295 --> 01:06:17,965

TheMotionVictor: There we go.

:

01:06:18,005 --> 01:06:19,125

That's what I was trying to get

:

01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:21,625

Benjamin: But Madagascar

is off the east of Africa

:

01:06:22,255 --> 01:06:24,055

TheMotionVictor: But it's, but it's want

:

01:06:25,014 --> 01:06:25,015

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:06:25,015 --> 01:06:28,724

And it's still off the

east of Africa in the map.

:

01:06:29,334 --> 01:06:35,114

It's in, it's in the east of Africa in

both our world and their world, but their

:

01:06:35,114 --> 01:06:39,194

world is upside down, which means it can't

just be a f- no, because then it would

:

01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:40,834

be on the west if it was just a flip.

:

01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:41,954

It has to be a mirror.

:

01:06:42,214 --> 01:06:45,034

It's a reflection, which

makes it a different planet.

:

01:06:45,034 --> 01:06:46,974

It's not just turning the map upside down

:

01:06:47,974 --> 01:06:50,324

Benjamin: No, 'cause you're thinking

of it as a globe and they're not.

:

01:06:50,474 --> 01:06:51,714

They're thinking of it as a map

:

01:06:54,072 --> 01:06:54,332

TheMotionVictor: Well, if

:

01:06:54,448 --> 01:06:57,008

Benjamin: I'm saying that the person

who made this was not thinking of

:

01:06:57,008 --> 01:06:58,528

it on the level you are, Jafeir.

:

01:06:59,526 --> 01:07:00,436

TheMotionVictor: The person who made this

:

01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:00,518

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:07:00,518 --> 01:07:02,247

That I can't speak to.

:

01:07:03,238 --> 01:07:03,698

Benjamin: They just

:

01:07:03,767 --> 01:07:03,768

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:07:03,768 --> 01:07:04,507

gets his points.

:

01:07:04,618 --> 01:07:05,458

Benjamin: the Earth and flipped it

:

01:07:06,707 --> 01:07:06,708

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:07,747

Victor gets his points.

:

01:07:08,057 --> 01:07:08,747

We're moving on.

:

01:07:09,127 --> 01:07:09,947

Anything else?

:

01:07:10,497 --> 01:07:10,717

Any

:

01:07:10,717 --> 01:07:12,737

other, any other

contention here to resolve?

:

01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,180

Benjamin: It's 'cause

the birds were behind it.

:

01:07:17,221 --> 01:07:17,221

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:07:17,221 --> 01:07:21,801

The bird was behind it, and I'm willing

to accept that compromise for your points

:

01:07:24,036 --> 01:07:26,456

TheMotionVictor: Well, either way, we

gotta, this, this could all be, this would

:

01:07:26,544 --> 01:07:28,084

Benjamin: I'm, I- I'm,

uh, it doesn't matter.

:

01:07:28,116 --> 01:07:29,556

TheMotionVictor: the

essence of the podcast if

:

01:07:29,604 --> 01:07:32,144

Benjamin: I win because the

first sentence I said w- uh,

:

01:07:32,144 --> 01:07:33,974

is the birds are behind this.

:

01:07:35,174 --> 01:07:35,564

TheMotionVictor: You're

:

01:07:35,574 --> 01:07:36,824

Benjamin: The birds are scouts

:

01:07:37,604 --> 01:07:39,074

TheMotionVictor: will say

you are a winner, Ben.

:

01:07:39,124 --> 01:07:40,184

I do think you're a winner.

:

01:07:41,094 --> 01:07:42,024

you are a winner in

:

01:07:42,070 --> 01:07:44,480

Benjamin: I am really surprised

the birds were behind it.

:

01:07:45,573 --> 01:07:45,574

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:07:45,574 --> 01:07:46,153

Bird.

:

01:07:47,383 --> 01:07:48,943

The bird was behind it.

:

01:07:48,953 --> 01:07:53,143

Once again, you must accept this

compromise in order to get your points.

:

01:07:53,733 --> 01:07:56,903

The birds are not behind

it, a bird is behind it

:

01:07:56,940 --> 01:08:00,440

Benjamin: I will only accept this

if this episode ends with an entire,

:

01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:06,650

uh, playing of The Bird is the Word,

we don't get copyright takedowns.

:

01:08:07,939 --> 01:08:07,940

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:08:07,940 --> 01:08:08,699

We will.

:

01:08:11,169 --> 01:08:13,129

speaking of copyright takedowns

:

01:08:13,504 --> 01:08:15,654

TheMotionVictor: You, you don't have

to say what it is, but do you have a…

:

01:08:15,654 --> 01:08:19,594

If, if you, uh, if the birds are in fact

behind it, uh, do, do you have something

:

01:08:19,604 --> 01:08:23,314

picked out for next season for us to watch

already, or are you just gonna, gonna

:

01:08:23,341 --> 01:08:23,522

Benjamin: I've

:

01:08:23,522 --> 01:08:25,682

got I've got a couple of options.

:

01:08:26,511 --> 01:08:28,202

, I've got a couple of ideas.

:

01:08:29,602 --> 01:08:32,642

I'm, I'm enjoying the shorter episodes,

:

01:08:34,089 --> 01:08:34,090

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:08:34,090 --> 01:08:34,709

Been nice

:

01:08:35,322 --> 01:08:36,122

Benjamin: I…

:

01:08:36,502 --> 01:08:37,801

I don't know, I've got a few ideas

:

01:08:40,135 --> 01:08:40,136

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:08:40,136 --> 01:08:40,455

All right.

:

01:08:40,505 --> 01:08:43,274

Well, think over your ideas, both of you.

:

01:08:43,755 --> 01:08:49,345

Um, I will look at the point totals

and declare the victor before we watch

:

01:08:49,345 --> 01:08:51,845

next episode, uh, in the group chat

:

01:08:52,056 --> 01:08:52,946

TheMotionVictor: he declares victor.

:

01:08:54,803 --> 01:08:54,804

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:08:54,804 --> 01:08:57,473

Well, I'll just total up the points

unless you guys wanna go through

:

01:08:57,473 --> 01:09:00,013

and total up all your own fucking

points and do all your own research

:

01:09:00,095 --> 01:09:00,696

Benjamin: almost:

:

01:09:00,696 --> 01:09:01,336

I wanna go.

:

01:09:01,685 --> 01:09:02,356

TheMotionVictor: Okay, sorry.

:

01:09:02,475 --> 01:09:04,765

I was making a, I was making

a pun about the victor.

:

01:09:05,556 --> 01:09:05,826

You know, the

:

01:09:05,883 --> 01:09:05,884

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:09:05,884 --> 01:09:06,883

Oh, yeah.

:

01:09:06,923 --> 01:09:07,313

Okay.

:

01:09:07,729 --> 01:09:10,740

Benjamin: That reminds me, there's a,

there's a big business here that is

:

01:09:10,740 --> 01:09:15,040

Victor Home Renovations, and when I

mentioned porch toilet, they kicked me

:

01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,190

out of their booth at the art festival

:

01:09:18,612 --> 01:09:20,932

TheMotionVictor: That should be,

that should be a, uh, that should

:

01:09:20,982 --> 01:09:22,922

add to the retail value at the end,

:

01:09:22,986 --> 01:09:23,656

Benjamin: It does not.

:

01:09:23,685 --> 01:09:26,265

I can tell you as somebody who

works in the mortgage industry

:

01:09:30,897 --> 01:09:30,898

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:09:30,898 --> 01:09:31,227

All right.

:

01:09:31,357 --> 01:09:31,957

So

:

01:09:31,997 --> 01:09:32,327

TheMotionVictor: fun.

:

01:09:32,327 --> 01:09:32,798

Thank you so

:

01:09:32,857 --> 01:09:32,858

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:09:32,858 --> 01:09:34,497

we have to do a go back episode

:

01:09:34,608 --> 01:09:35,018

TheMotionVictor: Yeah

:

01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:37,042

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:41,031

And for our go back episode,

we've got two options.

:

01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:44,581

There's option A or option B.

:

01:09:45,711 --> 01:09:48,751

Ben, which would you like to watch?

:

01:09:50,261 --> 01:09:52,441

Option A or option B?

:

01:09:54,033 --> 01:09:54,804

Benjamin: Option A

:

01:09:55,963 --> 01:09:55,964

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:09:55,964 --> 01:10:00,783

Option A is the Attack on Titan musical,

which is what we'll be watching for…

:

01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:02,348

Benjamin: the Attack on Titan musical?

:

01:10:02,613 --> 01:10:02,614

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:10:02,614 --> 01:10:06,833

Option B was season three, episode

17, Hero, which is widely considered

:

01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:08,473

the best episode of the show

:

01:10:08,748 --> 01:10:11,878

Benjamin: B, uh, what would

the options have been?

:

01:10:12,555 --> 01:10:12,556

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:10:12,556 --> 01:10:16,245

B would've been the Attack on Titan

musical, and A would've been season

:

01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:18,125

three, episode 17 hero, of course

:

01:10:18,859 --> 01:10:19,509

Gotcha, bitch

:

01:10:19,999 --> 01:10:20,519

Benjamin: Bastard

:

01:10:20,688 --> 01:10:20,689

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:10:20,689 --> 01:10:21,128

So

:

01:10:21,145 --> 01:10:22,675

TheMotionVictor: could, you know

what we could do is I could watch

:

01:10:22,675 --> 01:10:26,755

the musical and, and Ben could

watch, uh, the Hero and we could like

:

01:10:27,177 --> 01:10:29,357

Benjamin: I don't want

another Downton Abbey.

:

01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:29,937

I

:

01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:32,765

TheMotionVictor: Oh, that

was so much fun though.

:

01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:33,439

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:35,128

Yeah, we don't need to

do that to ourselves.

:

01:10:35,178 --> 01:10:39,668

So, uh, we'll watch that Attack

on Titan musical and be back to

:

01:10:39,848 --> 01:10:41,758

make jokes about that next week.

:

01:10:42,428 --> 01:10:46,118

But until then, we should probably

thank Ripe, who's starting to put

:

01:10:46,118 --> 01:10:47,958

out tracks from their new live album.

:

01:10:48,918 --> 01:10:50,358

It's good.

:

01:10:50,415 --> 01:10:51,145

Benjamin: good

:

01:10:51,818 --> 01:10:51,818

well now, was that depressing?:

:

01:10:51,818 --> 01:10:53,448

Three tracks released so far.

:

01:10:53,448 --> 01:10:54,077

Go listen.

:

01:10:54,077 --> 01:10:55,178

It's good

:

01:10:58,047 --> 01:10:59,107

TheMotionVictor: So thank

you to you, the listener.

:

01:10:59,147 --> 01:11:01,547

Uh, we love having you here,

and we love doing this.

:

01:11:01,947 --> 01:11:05,017

Uh, if you enjoy our podcast,

please leave us a five-star review.

:

01:11:05,417 --> 01:11:08,927

Uh, and I will get back to

you with the merch store soon.

:

01:11:10,447 --> 01:11:14,447

And if you don't like our podcast,

uh, keep that shit to yourself

:

01:11:15,645 --> 01:11:18,875

Benjamin: And we'll see you

next time on Last Time On.

:

01:11:21,471 --> 01:11:22,061

TheMotionVictor: Oh, oh.

:

01:11:22,371 --> 01:11:22,551

Hey.

:

01:11:22,731 --> 01:11:23,041

Okay.

:

01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:23,621

Benjamin: You all right, dude?

:

01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:26,621

TheMotionVictor: I just, I'm gonna

go cut my hair in a little bit, so

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Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
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