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30th Jun 2026

LTO - Attack on Titan - S4E1 - Funeral Potatoes

It is time for LAST TIME ON! The podcast for everyone who wants to watch all those great television shows out there, but who has the time for that? Turns out we do, as we talk about Attack on Titan!

This week on LTO: The boys discuss how long the enterprise was active, golden retrievers, 80's pop star Falco, and the slow clock of fantasy settings in clear attempts to understand anything but this show.

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Transcript
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well now that was depressing:

Hello, and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the people for who wanna

watch all this prestige television,

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but, uh, who's got time for it?

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

We've got time

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Benjamin: don't, uh, I don't know that

we're watching the same show anymore

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well now that was depressing: Yeah.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yep

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well now that was depressing:

this is fun for me, uh, 'cause

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: I, 'cause

one, I know what's going on here, but

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two, I know if, like, would not be

the first time a show's new season has

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started and faked you out a little bit,

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Benjamin: Yeah

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well now that was depressing: Like, this

has happened in the past in TV shows, and

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I know if it's one of those or not, and

I've decided I'm not going to tell you.

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Benjamin: Well, I've decided,

I, I'm, I'm assuming there

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has been no lead up to this.

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Uh, this is a complete

non sequitur and now we

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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It reminds

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well now that was depressing: back

and watched the last five minutes of

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the previous episode again just to,

like, remember how this hits exactly.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Don't tell us.

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Don't tell us.

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well now that was depressing:

I'm not gonna tell you

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Okay, good.

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Uh, speaking of not telling you

shit, hey everyone, I'm Victor

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Benjamin: I am Ben

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well now that was depressing: and

we're talking over each other.

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So

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: what we do

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well now that was depressing: we got

Attack on Titan, Season 4, Episode 1,

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Chapter 60, The Other Side of the Sea

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: This

reminds me so much of, uh, the

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final season of Fringe, uh, and

also the final season of Dollhouse.

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They, they…

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both those shows just

went completely Fringe.

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well now that was depressing: season

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Fringe,

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well now that was depressing: Is-

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: it,

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well now that was depressing: it an

alternate universe for a chunk of it?

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

I th- I think so.

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I think s- yeah, it is

in an alternate universe.

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It jumps ahead

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Benjamin: be, say, the

second season of Dollhouse.

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There was

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Oh, that's right.

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Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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The finals, yeah, uh, they, they just

took it in a whole fucking different

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direction and, and, a- a- and, uh, in

all three of these shows, it's a war

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suddenly, like, like we're at war,

there's a time jump, and it's just…

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Oh, also, um, iZombie did this as well.

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Time jump, and the world's at war.

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It's, it's just like the plan B

of television writers, I guess.

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Benjamin: I don't know.

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There was one character in this

entire episode we've seen before

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Oh yeah, Rei- Reiner, right.

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That was the only one, yeah.

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Benjamin: some questions,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: it though?

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'Cause i- if it did, I think it raised

more questions than it answered.

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Benjamin: Oh, it absolutely did.

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But we now know at least,

uh, in this instance, Titans

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are, uh, so the derp Titans

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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Benjamin: hoomans.

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They, uh, hoomans are like,

so they've, they turned them

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into the mindless crazy Titans.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

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Benjamin: It isn't a, they

are just a naturally occurring

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thing that is separate.

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You turn a person into one.

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Um,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I,

I'm still, I th- I feel like the

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jury's still out on that one.

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Benjamin: No, w-

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I think…

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Benjamin: them carpet bomb a

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh

yeah, we saw that, but we don't

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know where they got the, the, from.

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Yeah, y- yeah, I, I think…

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well now that was depressing: about it

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Let's,

yeah, let's, let's, let's dive in.

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Uh, I do wanna say it

is, it is, it is weird,

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well now that was depressing: We'll see

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: it

is weird that Amazon Prime does

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not want me watching this show.

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Benjamin: It knows

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born or born in 1964, Jeffrey.

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Jeffrey

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: it's very

strange, 'cause like, y- you know, you

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fire up the, the homepage, you go to

Prime Video, and it has all the pick

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up where you left off, and it, it's

always telling me to watch The Expanse,

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which, okay, I have watched The Expanse

in the past couple weeks for stuff.

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Yeah.

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And it's like, uh, pick up o-

on, um, uh, God, what's, uh,

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what, what is even on here?

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It's like shows that I

haven't watched in years.

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It's like, "Pick up where you left off."

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And, and I, every single time I, uh,

it's, if it's time for Attack on Titan,

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I have to go in and manually type in

Attack on Titan during the search bar.

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I, I guess they don't get as much of a

slice of the revenue from Crunchyroll

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or whoever they're licensing this from.

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well now that was depressing: check out

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Yeah, it's, it's, it's odd.

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But anyway, uh, so

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Benjamin: see a, a what

looks very Gallipoli-coded,

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uh, World War I battlefield.

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And, uh, we ha- we see this, this young,

uh, boy soldier staring up at a bird

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

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Benjamin: uh, Amadeus.

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Amadeus, Amadeus."

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Because his name is Falco.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

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Benjamin: and no, he's not

being a dick to Star Fox, uh

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Nicely done, Ben.

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Very nicely done

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Benjamin: uh, annoyed me the same

thing with the jump from, or the

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original Avatar to Legend of Korra.

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Uh, where it's like, okay, I understand

if you have the level of technology to

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have, uh, we have Spider-Man at home gear.

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You hypothetically, you know, could

have, you know, Maxim guns and, you know,

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bolt action rifles and all this stuff.

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But I, I don't like it.

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I don't want it.

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Uh, once you get past this, uh, like

once you get past a certain level of

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fantasy or of technology, I don't enjoy

seeing my fantasy in there anymore.

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I, I think part of it is because

my escapism isn't to have in the

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shitty world we already exist in.

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I wanna be somewhere the fuck else.

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Um, you know, I don't,

I don't wanna be like…

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I don't want anybody to be like, uh,

"I, I finally mastered the d- you

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know, the, the spell to, to cause,

you know, smog to flow down into a

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city and we'll be able to escape.

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But also, I have to really get

home so I can file my taxes."

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You know?

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I d- I don't want my an- my,

uh, anime heroes to be like,

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"I know what a 1099 is."

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well now that was depressing: That's fair

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: It's, it

is interesting to, to think about because

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it's like we've got all this World War

t- World War I technology, and there,

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there's, there's titans and it's, I,

it's, we see a little bit of how they've

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adapted it around the existence of titans.

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But I think about that a lot w- in shows

like, uh, like, uh, Game of Thrones,

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where they have all this historical,

uh, Dark Age and medieval weaponry,

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but there's also giants and dragons.

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And if that were a thing in

that universe, those weapons

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would've evolved differently.

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You know?

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You, you would have castles with roofs,

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well now that was depressing: To the

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: you know?

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Benjamin: They do have anti-dragon ca- uh,

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well now that was depressing: they

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Benjamin: yeah

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well now that was depressing:

have anti-Titan guns.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Well, in the show, yeah.

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Yeah, no, but I'm talking about

in shows like, in shows like…

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Yeah, but they look just

like regular-ass cannons, so.

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well now that was depressing: very big

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: They're…

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well now that was depressing: have…

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Benjamin: Yeah

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well now that was depressing:

they're so big that they

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have to mount them on trains.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Yeah, that is pretty cool.

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I do like that

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well now that was depressing:

not normal artillery

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Benjamin: No, it is, it is…

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The, the look they had though was,

I didn't see them as we are one step

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away from breech-loading cannon.

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Um, it seemed more like more than

100 years of technology jump.

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Now maybe it's just the walls of

Medieval Mega-City One were out of date.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm

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Benjamin: you know, but

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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Benjamin: it,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Well

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Benjamin: it felt like a jump

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well now that was depressing: Ben,

your prompt here and complaint

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a presumption standing behind it

that I want you to say out loud

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh God.

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well now that was depressing:

it's the case

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Benjamin: Well, I'm

gonna bring it up later.

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Uh, so don't worry, I will bring it up.

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well now that was depressing: Okay

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Benjamin: but 'cause we find out first

our, our guy Falco, he gets saved,

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uh, as part of the Eldian advance

squad, and we find out Falco, he

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has the sexiest of diseases, amnesia

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well now that was depressing:

Oh, it is the sexiest

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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It, it is awfully specific that

his friends ask, "How much of the

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last four years do you remember?"

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So I'm guessing there was a four-year

time jump, uh, between the last season.

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Benjamin: Okay, so

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: on his head.

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Benjamin: going to bring up.

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So Victor,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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Benjamin: four-year time jump?

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I

think that's exactly what happened.

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I think

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Benjamin: we've got a

way bigger time jump.

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What year is it?

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Uh, 1995, 26 years.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I, I, I think what happened here

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What happened here?

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Can't explain But I got the van

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

was, it was like, uh,

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well now that was depressing: So

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

my, my theory

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well now that was depressing:

Ben, can you put a number on it?

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Benjamin: going to say 25.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Ah, okay

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Benjamin: I'm going to say big jump.

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Uh, and

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well now that was depressing:

do you wanna wager a point on

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it, closest without going over?

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

How, how, why, why don't we wait

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till the end of the episode?

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L- l- let's circle back to this at

the end when we do our predictions.

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How about that?

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All right.

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well now that was depressing: Okay

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah

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Benjamin: and we find out that the Eldians

have been sent to recapture Fort Slava,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Calf.

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Benjamin: and

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

It's being held by the

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Benjamin: and for me.

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well now that was depressing: Al- Empire.

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Benjamin: Yeah

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: It's, uh,

it's being held by the, the, what is it?

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The, I wrote it down here.

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The mid-

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well now that was depressing: Empire

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

the Mideast Alliance.

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Uh, uh, yeah, Mideast

Allies, that's what it is.

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They're these vaguely ethnic ene- enemies

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Benjamin: wearing,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: here.

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Benjamin: They've clearly done

something to piss off the golden

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retriever that runs the empire.

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Remember how we were always

saying what a pain you are?

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Benjamin: They, they pretended to throw

the ball, and now they all must die

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Uh

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

it sounds like we missed a

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na- a massive navy battle.

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Um,

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Benjamin: yeah.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

that sounded pretty epic

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Benjamin: and he's just

like, "The Navy sucks.

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They all just-- Only half of

them sank, and now they're

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too scared to do anything."

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And it's just like, you, dude."

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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Uh, wh- who I'm assuming is gonna be our

new protagonist here for this season,

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uh, Gabby, she comes over and boops

him on the head with a grenade and

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Benjamin: Gabi will not be

our pr- uh, protagonist.

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She is too sure of

herself and too capable.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm

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Benjamin: to die horribly

in two or three episodes,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

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Okay

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Benjamin: will have to take up the

mantle knowing, "I can never…

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If, if Gabi was here, she

would be able to handle this."

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Um, I don't know.

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I think she's our new,

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Benjamin: bitching and moaning

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

I think she's our new Mikasa.

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Benjamin: I, I, she's not the

pro- mc- not the protagonist, Eren

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Still, yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay

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Benjamin: we also get a

zeppelin, which is dope.

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Zeppelins,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Fuck yeah.

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Zeppelins make everything better.

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There is no movie or TV show out

there that wouldn't be better

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if it had a zeppelin in it.

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Benjamin: pay so much m- more money

per flight to travel by zeppelin.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: my God, yeah

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Benjamin: like I don't care about

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well now that was depressing:

slower and more dangerous.

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Benjamin: Well, not anymore.

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You don't

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well now that was depressing: not,

it's not as dangerous as it once was,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing:

but it is still dangerous.

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Benjamin: You

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: feel like

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Benjamin: and you're

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well now that was depressing: way lower.

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It

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I

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well now that was depressing:

own set of problems

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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Benjamin: planes

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: And

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well now that was depressing: is

the safest form of travel, full stop

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

S-statistically, yeah

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Benjamin: zeppelin travel is being

offset by all the ones that got shot down

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for, you know, trying to bomb London.

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Um, it skews the numbers.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I feel

like the world would be a lot less

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stressful if commercial airline travel

had not ever r- had never come to pass.

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The, it's just…

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Benjamin: at Zeppelin.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah

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Benjamin: like, "Yes, I have to go

to that conference in Milwaukee.

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I'll be there on Thursday.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

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Benjamin: leaving now."

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Um, where it's just like, "Yeah,

it'll take me three days to

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get there, and that's fine."

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Um,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

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Benjamin: so

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: man.

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Ugh

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Benjamin: as, uh, Victor

mentioned, we've got Gabby.

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These are all, like, 12-year-olds who

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

That's what I'm…

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Yeah

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Benjamin: ranks of, in the front trenches.

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And Gabby is just like,

"I'm smarter than you guys.

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I'm better than you guys.

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I'm the best."

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And Udo's like, "I do

better on tests than you."

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And she's like, "Shut the fuck up, Udo."

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Um, and she's like, "Falco, don't

you wish you were the best?"

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And he's just like, "Nah,

man, you can have it."

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And she's like, "What?"

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Um, which is how I know she's going to

die and it's going to be thrust upon him.

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Uh

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We have, uh,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: we, we find

out this war, or at least from these kids'

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perspective, is the war is all about them

and who gets to be the next armored titan.

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Benjamin: Yes

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

they're, they're all under

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well now that was depressing: Paradis.

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Par- so is Paradis

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well now that was depressing: they

say that after this war is over,

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they have to go conquer Paradis

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Paradis

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: So,

so is Fort Slava, uh, guarding

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the entrance to Parodies?

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Is that what this is?

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Or is Parodies the…

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Oh, actually, no, actually don't, I, that,

I think I'm not supposed to know that.

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Yeah.

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well now that was depressing: Yeah

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Okay.

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Um

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Benjamin: but it seems that

the Eldians did something,

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I'm assuming Titan bullshit,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: That's one

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Benjamin: in Marley is like, "Hey, you

guys are now the Death Corps of Krieg.

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You just have to, just have to do

whatever to, uh, undo your shame."

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Which is why later we see the

literal suicide squad, um,

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guys with just explosives tied

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Strapped to their heads, yeah.

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Benjamin: lay down

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

To their chests

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Benjamin: so these assholes can

go blow themselves up over there."

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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But we did get the, after the, uh,

after the explanation and the oddly

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specific four-year recap, uh, we get

the opening credits, and I, I am not

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a fan of the new intro song music.

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That's,

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well now that was depressing: It

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

it's really annoying.

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well now that was depressing: Mizer vibes,

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which is hopefully

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Benjamin: I don't know

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well now that was depressing:

one of our listeners gets

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah, not,

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Benjamin: Not

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Or, or one of the hosts, 'cause I

385

:

well now that was depressing: Uh, I

386

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: had,

387

:

well now that was depressing: of

you guys were gonna get that one.

388

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: "Oh, look

at me, I'm Jafar and I know things.

389

:

Eh."

390

:

well now that was depressing: "Oh, I'm

Javert and I listened to J-pop in the--

391

:

and J-rock and J-shock in the early 2000s.

392

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Oh, is that what that is?

393

:

Oh, wow, weird.

394

:

I wouldn't-- I never would've guessed.

395

:

I thought it was some…

396

:

I thought it had some Five

Nights at Freddy's vibes going on

397

:

well now that was depressing: Japanese

pseudo-industrial, like gothcore from

398

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Really?

399

:

With, but with the, the children's choir

singing in the background going, "La,

400

:

Benjamin: Um

401

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: la, la."

402

:

Yeah.

403

:

well now that was depressing: I said.

404

:

Hmm

405

:

Benjamin: Yeah.

406

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

are words you said, yes

407

:

Benjamin: see something sweet.

408

:

Uh, we, uh, we find out that there are

two people called Jaws and Cart, but

409

:

then we get to see an anti-Titan train,

410

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yes!

411

:

The fucking train.

412

:

That is, that thing is fucking cool

413

:

well now that was depressing: the theme?

414

:

Did you guys watch the theme?

415

:

Did you pay attention to it?

416

:

Benjamin: I

417

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: it looked,

418

:

well now that was depressing: in

419

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: it looks

like a, a World War I documentary made

420

:

by s- made by the artists of Heavy

Metal:

421

:

well now that was depressing: You know,

if you didn't pay attention, then we

422

:

won't have to, we won't talk about it.

423

:

I won't

424

:

Benjamin: I don't know.

425

:

This-- It started with a bunch of

characters I don't know, and my brain

426

:

immediately just went, "Ah, no, fuck it."

427

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

I, I saw a guy with a

428

:

Benjamin: engineer this

puzzle, but you know what?

429

:

I'm turning that part of my brain off.

430

:

I'm enjoying the ride.

431

:

Uh,

432

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I, I, I

saw the, the guy with the flamethrower,

433

:

the backpack flamethrower, and it was

shooting out rainbow-colored flames.

434

:

I was just like, I, I have no

idea what the hell's going…

435

:

This, I'm like, "Ah, this

is that bat shito meter that

436

:

Jafarr has been talking about."

437

:

Oh, man, I'm, I, I can't wait

to figure out where we are.

438

:

Benjamin: We also find out I was

unfortunate- like, I was close, uh, when

439

:

they start talking about Titan shit,

and they're like, "One of the nine.

440

:

Well,

441

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, yes.

442

:

Benjamin: the five."

443

:

And I'm just

444

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Y-

445

:

Benjamin: "I was real close with the

446

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Right, with the 12 Titans?

447

:

Yeah, that, I noticed that, yeah.

448

:

Yeah, what is it, what is

it, uh, uh, what do they say?

449

:

That Marley is known

for its military power.

450

:

It has nine Titans, and

he's like, "Oh, well, seven.

451

:

No, actually just five."

452

:

So, okay, we're down to five Titans.

453

:

That's, that's interesting.

454

:

Um, oh, and the four kids, so I'm

like, okay, so the four kids, the four

455

:

kids are not Titans, but they have

the ability to control Titans or plug

456

:

themselves in is what I'm getting.

457

:

Titan

458

:

Benjamin: candidates to

become the new Armored

459

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I'm

guessing it has something to do with

460

:

them being Eldian because all the

Eldians are, like, uh, spit upon by

461

:

the, by, by the Marley commanders here.

462

:

So yeah, yeah, uh, wait, well,

yeah, we, we already talked

463

:

about this a little bit about how

464

:

well now that was depressing:

is a thing here where if you

465

:

noticed, all had armbands on

466

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yes

467

:

well now that was depressing:

the one to take her armband

468

:

off had to ask for permission

469

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, yeah.

470

:

Yeah

471

:

well now that was depressing: did not

472

:

Benjamin: clearly

473

:

well now that was depressing:

permission to take off her uniform.

474

:

Had to ask for permission

to remove her armband.

475

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

476

:

well now that was depressing:

Which is crazy

477

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

478

:

Mm-hmm

479

:

Benjamin: I, I at this point was very sure

the Marley people are not the good guys.

480

:

We are just following

481

:

Have you noticed that our

caps have actually got little

482

:

pictures of skulls on them?

483

:

I,

484

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Right.

485

:

Yeah, I agree with that

486

:

Benjamin: also here, uh, we see everybody

getting prepped for the next big attack,

487

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

488

:

Benjamin: and we need to drop

in from Blackadder Goes Forth.

489

:

Uh, made a note in my journal today.

490

:

All it says is, Um,

491

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah, we

492

:

Benjamin: ever seen Blackadder Goes Forth,

best piece of World War I media ever

493

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Really?

494

:

Oh, I had no idea.

495

:

Yeah.

496

:

So we, we get a little zoom in on the

enemies here, the, uh, the Mid East

497

:

allies, and the, the subtitles…

498

:

I don't know if your subtitles said

this, but it was Alliance Soldier

499

:

60A and Alliance Soldier 60B.

500

:

Benjamin: Yeah

501

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

guessing it's because we're

502

:

on episode 60, and yeah.

503

:

Uh, we get a infographic about

how seven of nine Titans revived

504

:

Marley as a military power.

505

:

Uh, apparently…

506

:

Okay, so, so then Gabby is like, "No,

no, no, no, no, you don't have to send

507

:

e- 800 infantrymen to their death.

508

:

Just send me, a 12-year-old girl with a

bunch of grenades duct taped together."

509

:

Benjamin: Yeah.

510

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: And

511

:

Benjamin: of grenades in a, in a net bag,

512

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

513

:

Benjamin: which is actually very

similar to the actual World War…

514

:

So these are potato masher

515

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

516

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

517

:

Benjamin: in World War, uh, I, they

518

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: yep.

519

:

Uh-huh

520

:

Benjamin: to disrupt, uh,

armored cars and trains.

521

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I, I just

literally just today about an hour ago

522

:

unlocked this grenade in Helldivers 2.

523

:

The giga grenade.

524

:

Like, yes, finally.

525

:

And it's, yeah, it's inspired by,

by exactly what Ben just said.

526

:

It's, yeah, several, several grenades all

duct-taped together with a handle that

527

:

Benjamin: So

528

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: just…

529

:

Benjamin: the actual ones,

it was just one stick with a

530

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm.

531

:

Benjamin: of,

532

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh,

oh, it didn't even have the handle.

533

:

It was a stick.

534

:

Oh, dude, that's so cool.

535

:

Benjamin: Um, Uh,

536

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

like the plunger of death.

537

:

Benjamin: uh, Battlefield 1, the

538

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Ooh.

539

:

Oh, I haven't played that one

540

:

Benjamin: That game is great.

541

:

Uh, but we have our people ready,

and Gabby goes out there by herself

542

:

in just her shift and, uh, shorts,

leaving her uniform bel- behind.

543

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

544

:

Benjamin: the, the two guys are

just, uh, so there's a rifleman

545

:

and a machine gunner there, and

they're like, "Well, just shoot her."

546

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Like, I'm not shooting a kid.

547

:

You ki-

548

:

Benjamin: no, that's beneath me.

549

:

You shoot her.

550

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: And it-

551

:

Benjamin: you shooting her?"

552

:

And it's just like, you

could have shot her.

553

:

Um

554

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I

did notice they specifically said,

555

:

uh, she, she could be an Eldian.

556

:

She could transform any second.

557

:

So it's like, oh, oh, okay.

558

:

I see what's going on here

559

:

Benjamin: throws her grenade bundle and

it catches in the front in the cow catcher

560

:

of this anti-Titan train and kablooey

561

:

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm.

562

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: And

then, yeah, she runs back, uh, with,

563

:

God, crazy-eyed look on her face.

564

:

We have a little 12-year-old girl

in her underwear and on, like,

565

:

who's murder crazy, who's like,

566

:

And that's when we find out

that Galliard, uh, is apparently

567

:

the Beast Titan, is, uh…

568

:

He, he comes, he comes in, and he's

got this big lion face going on.

569

:

And I did notice, I did notice that, that

when he was getting shot at that, uh, the

570

:

bullets that hit his face, they cracked

his little face armor a little bit.

571

:

So I'm like, I'm thinking

that's telegraphing that

572

:

well now that was depressing: I'm

gonna throw this out there just for

573

:

the sake of naming characters properly.

574

:

Boo this man.

575

:

Boo!

576

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah

577

:

well now that was depressing:

That is not the Beast Titan.

578

:

The Beast Titan is the ape

guy at the end of the episode.

579

:

Benjamin: Abraham Lincoln Titan

580

:

Calm down, just calm down.

581

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, the

582

:

well now that was depressing:

That's, that's the

583

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: okay.

584

:

well now that was depressing: Titan

585

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: he's the

jaw Titan then, 'cause of his, his, his

586

:

well now that was depressing: yeah

587

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Yeah, his, his, the face Titan.

588

:

Okay

589

:

Benjamin: we'll run into the Murdoch Titan

and he's flying a helicopter being crazy

590

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

591

:

Uh, then we get a giant naked

dude crawling on all fours with

592

:

an armored pill box on his back.

593

:

Benjamin: Yeah.

594

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: and

he's got a horse face apparently.

595

:

Benjamin: me wonder about the,

like, logistics of this, where

596

:

it's like, are there just a

bunch of dudes waiting in the…

597

:

So it's a Titan with a four-corner

machine gun nest on his back.

598

:

It's like, are the guys in there and,

like, you have to transform into a Titan

599

:

and then kinda slide and shimmy in there?

600

:

is it, like, set up somewhere

so that the Titan, like, puts

601

:

it on and everybody inside is

just, like, hanging off the back,

602

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, man.

603

:

Benjamin: until he lays down?

604

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, God,

I hope he puts it on first and then

605

:

crouches down like a, like a freaking

Imperial Walker so everyone can climb in.

606

:

But even then, the way he's thrashing

around, they've gotta be, like, strapped

607

:

in there, otherwise they get thrown

up against the w- You know what?

608

:

They probably do just get

thrown up against the wall.

609

:

well now that was depressing: sick in

610

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: The…

611

:

well now that was depressing: yeah.

612

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Just

the way they treat their expendable

613

:

soldiers here, they probably are

just like, "All right, get in."

614

:

You know?

615

:

It's like, "This is like the deck of

the bridge of the Enterprise here.

616

:

There's no seat belts," you know?

617

:

Benjamin: Yep.

618

:

yeah, but we have-- I have no idea,

like, assuming you are in there

619

:

and then the titan slithers in.

620

:

Uh, but then we cut back to our,

uh, zeppelin, and we have all

621

:

these, like, glass-eyed people,

622

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

623

:

Benjamin: get dumped out,

624

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I, I

thought they were just having the shell

625

:

shock like the Eldians were s- were

they, that were zooming in earlier.

626

:

That, I mean, that's, that's what…

627

:

No, no, that's what I thought while

I was watching this at the time.

628

:

I thought they were all just like, you

know, "Oh, we're going to our deaths."

629

:

'Cause they showed the Eldians and

the suicide squad with the grenades,

630

:

like some of them were like crying,

some of them were praying, you know.

631

:

So th- that's what I assumed.

632

:

I assumed they were all just like,

"Eh, fuck it, we're all gonna die."

633

:

Benjamin: Well, so Victor, I'm

going to say last time on, we

634

:

now know that when you become a

Derp Titan, it is a one-way trip.

635

:

Uh, you do not ever go

back to being a hooman.

636

:

It's only the special 579,

637

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh

638

:

Benjamin: that can switch back and forth.

639

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah

640

:

Benjamin: they're all shell-shocked

because they've been basically, even

641

:

though they'll be alive as a Titan,

their life is over, they're dying.

642

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Okay, you know what?

643

:

I'm gonna say last time

on, um, what's his name?

644

:

Jaeger

645

:

Benjamin: Aaron

646

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Eren.

647

:

His father, who was the scientist,

648

:

Benjamin: Yes

649

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

650

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah,

651

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: say

last time on, he's the one who is

652

:

responsible for creating the Titans,

because he secretly wasn't-- He wasn't

653

:

making enough money to support his

family, so he became a drug dealer.

654

:

And he created this, he had this, this

chemist lab in his basement where he was

655

:

going full Heisenberg down there, and he

didn't even realize that his, uh, his, uh,

656

:

what's the name of the c- Troth, Troth?

657

:

What is it?

658

:

Trot, Trost?

659

:

Trost meth that he was making had the

side effect of turning people into Titans.

660

:

Benjamin: A drop in right here, but Black

Dynamite, "I sell drugs to the community."

661

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

662

:

So anyway, a flare goes up and

Alliance Soldier 60M says…

663

:

Oh, wait, no, the, you know, so the

Alliance Soldier 60M gets taken in by, um,

664

:

uh, Falco, I think it is, grabs him and,

665

:

Benjamin: like, "He's, he's dying.

666

:

Like, we can save him.

667

:

He's not a risk to anybody."

668

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

669

:

Benjamin: Udo's like,

"Okay, I'm translating.

670

:

He says, 'Don't touch me.

671

:

You'll make

672

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

You're filthy.

673

:

I love how our boy

674

:

Benjamin: is weird in this world of,

like, anti-Titan weaponry, they don't

675

:

have a single goddamn anti-aircraft gun.

676

:

Like, this zeppelin

677

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

678

:

Benjamin: we see at the very beginning,

like two minutes into the episode,

679

:

of conversations happen, Falco gets

rescued, there's a whole conversation

680

:

with Gilliard and the ma- like the, the

leader about, "Hey, what should we do?"

681

:

And then Gabby's like, "I can

make a big fucking grenade."

682

:

And the zeppelin's just slowly

creeping across the sky.

683

:

And I'm just like, "Why isn't that

thing being flakked to shit right now?"

684

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

685

:

Yeah, that's a good point.

686

:

That's a good point.

687

:

Did not see…

688

:

I guess they were more concerned

about the, the, uh, the Titans.

689

:

Uh, yeah, there's a lot of, um,

what's the word I'm looking for?

690

:

It's not really Cold War, but it's like

the Alliance is cautious about the Eldians

691

:

because they think they have a lot more

Titans than they really do, which, I mean,

692

:

I guess they technically do, but, uh.

693

:

And the Eldians are cautious about

the Mid-East Alliance because they

694

:

think-- 'cause they don't know where

their anti-Titan guns are, so it's

695

:

kind of like a, a poker game almost.

696

:

It's, uh, it's very fascinating.

697

:

I like it.

698

:

Benjamin: Well, it's easy if you're

the, the Marleys because you're just

699

:

like, "I care if all these Eldians die.

700

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

701

:

Benjamin: and if they die killing

all of the, uh, Middle, Middle

702

:

Eastern Alliance guys, cool.

703

:

No, that, that solves both of my problems

704

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

705

:

Benjamin: all I have to do is go back to

the emperor with a stick and belly rubs."

706

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Stupid colors.

707

:

Uh, so the paratroopers start, start

dropping in, and this is where I realized,

708

:

okay, they're not terra- paratroopers,

they're dormant derpy Titans.

709

:

Benjamin: Yeah, they

are, they are titan bombs

710

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

And so Zeke sounds like…

711

:

It looks like Zeke has the ability

to transform Titans, 'cause he

712

:

does a big yell, a rawr, and that's

when all the derpy Titans transform

713

:

mid-parachute into their big-ass

Titan form, and they just plop

714

:

Benjamin: out that half of them die

on impact which I wish we saw that.

715

:

We only see like one land and like

start messing at the guys on the wall.

716

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Mm-hmm.

717

:

Benjamin: like it would've been

really evocative to like, so

718

:

we have this, what I'm going to

say Medieval Mega City 2 here.

719

:

Uh, because I like points.

720

:

Uh, but I wish it like we would've gotten

some like horrified kid as just giant, you

721

:

know, 30-foot body explodes on his house

722

:

well now that was depressing: It

doesn't really feel like a mega city,

723

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

724

:

well now that was depressing: it a fort

725

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Yeah, it's Fort, Fort Slava, so

726

:

it sounds like this is just a…

727

:

Benjamin: like, uh, Fort Wayne?

728

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

729

:

It's,

730

:

Benjamin: That's a city

731

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

gotta have somewhere for the troops

732

:

to, to live and eat and sleep

733

:

well now that was depressing:

example you're going with?

734

:

It's literally Fort de Troit, Ben.

735

:

Benjamin: Nobody calls it that anymore.

736

:

And Fort Detroit, unfortunately, is gone.

737

:

I wish it was there.

738

:

I would, I would have spent so many

summers as a reenactor at Fort Detroit.

739

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

740

:

Benjamin: that is-- I don't know

741

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

I could see you doing that

742

:

Benjamin: pod.

743

:

My, my retirement dream is there are,

uh, two historical forts up in Northern

744

:

Michigan, Fort Mackinac and Fort

Michilimackinac, my dream is to spend

745

:

my retirement up there pretending to be

a French fur trapper, where it's just

746

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

What the fuck?

747

:

Benjamin: I spend four months out of

my year just being like, "Hello, kids.

748

:

I get to tell you about, uh, what it was

like in seven hun-:

749

:

Michigan, and I show you my, my flintlock

rifle, and I show you the pelts, and

750

:

then you go on and go to the gift shop."

751

:

Uh,

752

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

He gift shot.

753

:

Nice.

754

:

So it looks like the plan here was

for the derpy Titans to be used quite

755

:

literally as cannon fodder because we see

Reiner dropping in, and he, by dropping

756

:

all those Titans in, he sees where

exactly the anti-Titan cannons are at.

757

:

Benjamin: Mm-hmm.

758

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

he drops in, he turns into…

759

:

So he's, he's the,

760

:

Benjamin: Armored Titan

761

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

the Armor Titan.

762

:

Yeah, he drops in and he goes, he goes

full Godzilla when he d- yeah, goes in.

763

:

He smashes all the, uh, all the

anti-Titan cannons, but oh, oh,

764

:

suddenly there's a second train.

765

:

Benjamin: Yeah.

766

:

The second

767

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, shit

768

:

Benjamin: has, uh, hit the building

769

:

well now that was depressing:

got one inside the walls

770

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: is just

smart because I was thinking, I'm like,

771

:

"Why are they so scared of this train?"

772

:

They literally see where

the tracks are, so you know?

773

:

It's like, if the train is on this side

of the fort, j- don't attack that side.

774

:

Benjamin: Well, but it

775

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

So yeah, but I mean, how fast

776

:

could it possibly go, you know?

777

:

It's like, yeah.

778

:

Benjamin: surprisingly

779

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

But this thing is big and chunky.

780

:

Like, like it's, it's, it's

not exactly a Japanese,

781

:

well now that was depressing:

feel like high-speed

782

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

bullet train.

783

:

Yeah.

784

:

Benjamin: No.

785

:

Jaafar, this is America.

786

:

We don't believe in high-speed rail

787

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I, ah,

788

:

well now that was depressing: But, uh,

789

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

I love traveling by train

790

:

well now that was depressing:

where they're fighting is America?

791

:

Benjamin: I'm just saying you

shouldn't be able to reference it.

792

:

well now that was depressing: okay.

793

:

Just checking

794

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Um,

so then, uh, so yeah, he takes

795

:

out the remaining Titans and then-

796

:

Benjamin: Alliance, not the

797

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Right.

798

:

Benjamin: where we're just like, "Oh,

799

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh.

800

:

Benjamin: there.

801

:

Uh, shoot a hot dish at it.

802

:

Uh, call in the Ditka Titan."

803

:

I think it's pretty obvious.

804

:

Coach Ditka had his mind

on more important tings.

805

:

There was a war on, my friend.

806

:

That's right, our boys were overseas.

807

:

Yeah.

808

:

Ditka was probably busy

helping Schwarzkopf.

809

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I don't

know what that is, but that's…

810

:

well now that was depressing:

plugs for the Crock-Pots?

811

:

Benjamin: Yeah.

812

:

We're, we're having, we're having a little

get-together, uh, and then all the Titans

813

:

just disappear without saying goodbye.

814

:

Uh,

815

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yep

816

:

Benjamin: then we talk in the

doorway for about 45 minutes

817

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Gonna

have a lot of funeral potatoes

818

:

for, uh, all the, all the dead the

dead Alliance soldiers here, yeah.

819

:

Uh, so the, uh…

820

:

So yeah, so then Monkey Titan, which…

821

:

Okay, so apparently this is

the Beast Titan you said?

822

:

Benjamin: is the

823

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: I

j- I just wrote down Monkey Titan.

824

:

Monkey Titan Zeke drops down

and just starts flinging

825

:

artillery shells at the Navy.

826

:

I fucking love this.

827

:

This is just,

828

:

Benjamin: But

829

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

is just batshit.

830

:

Benjamin: shot back Reiner jumps in front.

831

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah

832

:

Benjamin: I'm going to say time on

833

:

well now that was depressing: Oh

834

:

Benjamin: Reiner is fucked

up and isn't a Titan anymore.

835

:

They take his Titan juice and

give it to one of the kids

836

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

That c-, I would see, I could

837

:

see that happening, yeah.

838

:

Uh, the episode ends with a mysterious

man in a hat reading the newspaper

839

:

in a town somewhere, and, uh, a- and

there's a, uh, "Extra, extra, hot off

840

:

the presses," uh, "We won the war."

841

:

Benjamin: It's not really that mysterious

842

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: What?

843

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

844

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

I, it's way…

845

:

well now that was depressing: they do say

846

:

Benjamin: It's Aaron, man

847

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: You think

848

:

well now that was depressing: the

war, the war showed them that the

849

:

time of Titans as the superior

military technology was almost

850

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah

851

:

well now that was depressing:

to go find the Founding Titan

852

:

Benjamin: Yes

853

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: That is

such military thinking right there.

854

:

That is all just like,

"Oh, Titans are obsolete.

855

:

You know what we need?

856

:

More Titans."

857

:

Benjamin: Well, you know, unless it's the

B-52, which we're just like, "Will last

858

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: that thing.

859

:

Benjamin: years."

860

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

I fucking love that.

861

:

I, I love B-52 jokes.

862

:

Like, there's a, there's a good,

great meme someone made about,

863

:

uh, uh, the Enterprise-D being

escorted to its decommissioning

864

:

ceremony by a B-52X as, as nacelles

where the, where the engines were.

865

:

Benjamin: That is one annoying thing

about Star Trek is the shelf l- like

866

:

the surface life of those spaceships is

Like, I know you're in a post-scarcity

867

:

future, but it's just like, why is the

Enterprise done after 10 years but then

868

:

we still have Miranda classes flying

869

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Right.

870

:

well now that was depressing:

Excelsiors are around for

871

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, yeah.

872

:

Yeah

873

:

Benjamin: Like, why, why is the,

like, somehow between Star Trek IV and

874

:

Star Trek the Enterprise-A is done?

875

:

It's just like, this is not an

effective use of-- Not-- Forget

876

:

ti- forget people's stuff.

877

:

Like, okay, you have replicators.

878

:

Time.

879

:

Like, I don't wanna be the guy at Utopia

Planitia who's just like, "All right,

880

:

just put a ton of work in, new flagship,

spent the last three years of my life, you

881

:

know, building the Enterprise, but this

882

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

883

:

Benjamin: good union work, you know?"

884

:

You know, and then, like, turn around

just like, "They're decommissioning

885

:

the son of a bitch already?

886

:

What?"

887

:

well now that was depressing: The

Enterprise was an active, like the,

888

:

the original Constitution, remember was

active well before the original series

889

:

Benjamin: no, but then that

one blew up over, uh, over

890

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

891

:

Benjamin: Genesis

892

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: yeah

893

:

well now that was depressing:

completely blow up because it's a refit.

894

:

Or

895

:

Benjamin: No, that's the refit blows up.

896

:

And then they have the Enterprise-A

starting in Star Trek and it's

897

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

898

:

Benjamin: decommissioned in Star Trek VI

899

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah,

that story lasts for two movies.

900

:

Yeah

901

:

Benjamin: That's insane.

902

:

well now that was depressing: the A's

not around for a long time, but the

903

:

A's also just a refit constitution.

904

:

Like, the, the, the s- this ship

itself that the A was is still old.

905

:

It's not a new ship when

it's the Enterprise A

906

:

Benjamin: Oh, okay.

907

:

I was under the impression

it was a brand new, like

908

:

well now that was depressing:

Off the line,

909

:

Benjamin: Yeah

910

:

well now that was depressing: No, it

just had a giant refit, which it is a

911

:

long time to do a, that scale of refit

and then toss it, but, you know, plot.

912

:

They need, they need it to be

the last ride for that movie,

913

:

Benjamin: Also, it's weird that, uh,

for it being such a big important, like,

914

:

flagship of the, the Federation is the

Enterprise, for them to have, what is

915

:

it, like 20-something years between

the Enterprise C and the Enterprise D

916

:

well now that was depressing:

It's not always the flagship

917

:

Benjamin: Yeah, but it's still weird

that they didn't have an Enterprise for

918

:

well now that was depressing: there.

919

:

You

920

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

921

:

well now that was depressing:

into book canon, admittedly.

922

:

But it's not always the flagship

923

:

Benjamin: Anyway, uh, so I will

say I did appreciate, like, as far

924

:

as things go, a fun, uh, example

of, like, World War technology.

925

:

You don't see this time period

played around with a lot.

926

:

You see lots of, like, World War II.

927

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

928

:

Benjamin: Um, and you see lots of

just, like, straight, like, no one has

929

:

ever invented gunpowder in this world.

930

:

of like, Victor, you were talking

about earlier, Game of Thrones, where

931

:

it's like the, the Starks have been

in charge of Winterfell for 10,000

932

:

years and no one's invented the gear.

933

:

Uh, like, we don't even have clockwork.

934

:

Uh

935

:

well now that was depressing: have been

in charge of Winterfell for 10,000 years

936

:

and no one's renovated a fucking room.

937

:

Benjamin: Yeah

938

:

And so it's like, all right, this

is a like, "Hey, we have set the

939

:

settings on Civ so we can't progress

past, past the classical era."

940

:

Um, which I'm fine with

for my s- my fantasy.

941

:

I don't wanna know like, "Hey, why

is there a 10,000-year-old empire but

942

:

nobody's invented paper currency?"

943

:

Or any of that bullshit.

944

:

Um, I'm fine with it.

945

:

They still use coins.

946

:

Fuck it, I'm, I'm in your world.

947

:

Uh, but when you do start off with,

"Hey, we have like pneumatic assist-

948

:

assisted, you know, harpoon launchers."

949

:

Okay, yeah, bolt action makes sense

and, uh, seeing something like that

950

:

represented, you don't see it very often

951

:

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm.

952

:

All right.

953

:

Well

954

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

How do we do this?

955

:

I, I forgot.

956

:

Do we do…

957

:

We don't

958

:

well now that was depressing: I wanna

see, I wanna see some predictions.

959

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

You do predictions first,

960

:

well now that was depressing: predictions.

961

:

I

962

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

then we roll.

963

:

well now that was depressing: come over

964

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Pickles

965

:

Benjamin: Pickles

966

:

well now that was depressing: can head off

967

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Which by

the way, we, we, we need to talk about,

968

:

uh, we need to talk about Pickles, man.

969

:

It's like, okay, you know what?

970

:

He, he just…

971

:

well now that was depressing: here.

972

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: gonna

bring him in the studio p- Ed, all right,

973

:

look, you have got to pick up his mess.

974

:

I'm just saying, if he, if he, if

he goes potty here in the studio,

975

:

I'm, I'm tired of cleaning it.

976

:

Look, he's, the Roomba has

already smeared it all over the

977

:

studio floor twice now, okay?

978

:

So

979

:

well now that was depressing:

different states.

980

:

That's not from pickles.

981

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Man,

I'm having, I'm, I'm having fun.

982

:

I'm, do, do…

983

:

Okay, okay, okay, Oprah.

984

:

No, you don't, Oprah.

985

:

Benjamin: That's because you

eat at the gas station, Victor,

986

:

well now that was depressing: because

987

:

Benjamin: you get drunk

988

:

well now that was depressing: a- No, it's

because of the toilet he has on his porch.

989

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

That, that is true.

990

:

well now that was depressing:

Continuity, bitch

991

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Uh, which

992

:

Benjamin: the porch toilet.

993

:

I, I, I'd

994

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

It's lovely out there, man.

995

:

Benjamin: brain.

996

:

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: it

is beaut- I mean, I know it sounds

997

:

gross, but it is beautiful out there.

998

:

Benjamin: is, dude.

999

:

The only time that's acceptable

is if there isn't another human

:

00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:21,283

being within five kilometers of you

:

00:40:21,613 --> 00:40:22,343

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

That's excessive.

:

00:40:22,604 --> 00:40:24,484

well now that was depressing:

I'd say two's probably

:

00:40:24,493 --> 00:40:25,983

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

way I have it set up, it's very

:

00:40:25,983 --> 00:40:27,993

cleanly and there's no smell.

:

00:40:28,003 --> 00:40:28,753

It's, it's beautiful.

:

00:40:28,753 --> 00:40:31,483

And I, and I take it

out, uh, after each use.

:

00:40:31,483 --> 00:40:32,313

I empty it out.

:

00:40:32,313 --> 00:40:35,333

So yeah, it's, it is extremely posh

:

00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,379

Benjamin: means he

dumps it off the balcony

:

00:40:37,380 --> 00:40:38,600

well now that was depressing:

why aren't you just putting

:

00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:40,350

your, doing it there in the first

:

00:40:40,749 --> 00:40:41,849

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Well, no, 'cause it's, because

:

00:40:41,849 --> 00:40:43,049

I put kitty litter in it.

:

00:40:43,119 --> 00:40:45,239

Because I, I don't have

plumbing out there, obviously.

:

00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:45,588

well now that was depressing: done.

:

00:40:45,598 --> 00:40:46,808

Pickles, get me out of here

:

00:40:46,979 --> 00:40:47,429

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: All right.

:

00:40:47,659 --> 00:40:48,509

Get on your horse.

:

00:40:48,549 --> 00:40:49,039

Get out of here.

:

00:40:50,468 --> 00:40:51,888

well now that was depressing:

Time for some predictions

:

00:40:54,655 --> 00:40:56,755

Lincoln, what are you doing up there?

:

00:40:57,235 --> 00:40:57,715

Guessing.

:

00:40:58,995 --> 00:41:02,895

I guess no one's coming I have seen

:

00:41:04,955 --> 00:41:05,635

into the future.

:

00:41:05,635 --> 00:41:05,895

You ruined the prophecy

:

00:41:06,278 --> 00:41:10,168

Benjamin: Okay, I'm, I'm breaking,

like I c- okay, I'm just gonna go.

:

00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:14,488

Um, so we have four kids here.

:

00:41:15,268 --> 00:41:20,188

I'm gonna say daytime, never

see three of these kids again

:

00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:21,644

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, really?

:

00:41:21,894 --> 00:41:25,684

Uh, as in we're not gonna see

them, like next episode we roll

:

00:41:25,894 --> 00:41:26,284

Benjamin: Nope.

:

00:41:26,304 --> 00:41:26,614

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: one of them?

:

00:41:26,724 --> 00:41:28,364

Benjamin: We do not see most of these kids

:

00:41:28,534 --> 00:41:28,984

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Okay.

:

00:41:29,224 --> 00:41:29,534

Okay.

:

00:41:29,604 --> 00:41:32,314

So th- so three of them we, at

least three we don't see again.

:

00:41:32,604 --> 00:41:32,984

Benjamin: yeah.

:

00:41:33,294 --> 00:41:33,704

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah

:

00:41:34,614 --> 00:41:38,514

Benjamin: evening prediction, we

get a plane versus Titan fight

:

00:41:38,628 --> 00:41:38,968

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh.

:

00:41:40,188 --> 00:41:41,208

That's my daytime.

:

00:41:41,668 --> 00:41:42,058

Almost.

:

00:41:42,068 --> 00:41:43,448

That's sort of my daytime, but go ahead.

:

00:41:43,590 --> 00:41:43,820

Benjamin: right.

:

00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:48,720

Uh, you know, I, I want Titan up

at the top of the Empire State

:

00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:49,230

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

:

00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,280

Yes, that's exactly

what I'm hoping for too.

:

00:41:52,330 --> 00:41:52,570

Benjamin: like,

:

00:41:52,570 --> 00:41:52,950

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yes.

:

00:41:52,990 --> 00:41:54,410

Benjamin: "It wasn't the planes.

:

00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:56,860

the bullets killed the beast."

:

00:41:56,860 --> 00:41:59,100

It's like, "Asshole,

that's what we meant."

:

00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:06,290

Uh, and then my prime

time, Eren dies at the end

:

00:42:06,952 --> 00:42:07,742

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Eren dies at the end?

:

00:42:07,742 --> 00:42:11,312

I think he's already dead

personally, but that's just me.

:

00:42:12,802 --> 00:42:17,092

All right, uh, Victor Stern,

daytime prediction, biplane battles.

:

00:42:18,042 --> 00:42:22,442

Uh, I, it, sp- just since it's

the daytime, it's a gimme point.

:

00:42:22,892 --> 00:42:27,632

Just, I just wanna see a biplane fighting

i- in some, in some manner, or just,

:

00:42:27,642 --> 00:42:29,322

just see a biplane just to get the point.

:

00:42:29,438 --> 00:42:30,118

Benjamin: are super cool.

:

00:42:30,138 --> 00:42:30,258

We

:

00:42:30,352 --> 00:42:32,042

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah,

biplanes are cool as shit, yeah.

:

00:42:32,602 --> 00:42:33,742

I, I wanna see some

:

00:42:33,808 --> 00:42:36,118

Benjamin: Flyboys so many

times, even though it's

:

00:42:36,362 --> 00:42:39,362

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: f-

horribly, they're, they're doing shit that

:

00:42:39,382 --> 00:42:41,992

F-35s can't do in that, in that movie.

:

00:42:42,432 --> 00:42:43,012

But yeah.

:

00:42:43,502 --> 00:42:47,862

Uh, but no, I, I really hope I do see

some fucking biplanes dive bombing some

:

00:42:47,862 --> 00:42:49,602

Titans in this show before we end it.

:

00:42:50,092 --> 00:42:53,702

Uh, evening prediction, I think

they're celebrating too soon.

:

00:42:53,942 --> 00:42:56,872

Uh, the Eldians are gonna

get persecuted again.

:

00:42:57,322 --> 00:42:58,982

You know, in the ending

credits we skipped over that.

:

00:42:58,982 --> 00:43:02,272

We see it, but the Eldians

are, like, they're all drinking

:

00:43:02,282 --> 00:43:03,222

back in their hometown.

:

00:43:03,232 --> 00:43:05,602

They're like, "Oh, we have our

freedom back, blah, blah, blah, blah."

:

00:43:05,602 --> 00:43:08,072

No, dude, they're,

they're, they're doomed.

:

00:43:08,072 --> 00:43:09,112

They're like the Bajorans.

:

00:43:10,082 --> 00:43:16,102

Uh, and primetime prediction, this

show is gonna go to the one place that

:

00:43:16,102 --> 00:43:19,422

capitalism has not tainted yet, space.

:

00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:21,080

Benjamin: Play

:

00:43:24,124 --> 00:43:26,214

Go to the one place not

tainted by capitalism, Osiris

:

00:43:29,204 --> 00:43:29,494

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Spurs!

:

00:43:32,784 --> 00:43:33,744

All right, Pickles

:

00:43:33,790 --> 00:43:36,680

Benjamin: remix of that somewhere,

drop that in there, Jafari.

:

00:43:37,841 --> 00:43:38,271

well now that was depressing:

I'll see what

:

00:43:38,310 --> 00:43:41,230

Benjamin: Like, I want that

over a shitty techno beat.

:

00:43:41,765 --> 00:43:42,145

well now that was depressing: Okay.

:

00:43:42,310 --> 00:43:42,470

Benjamin: Just

:

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well now that was depressing:

I'll see what…

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I, I don't know how much

time I'm gonna have.

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I'll see what I can

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Benjamin: Nice.

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Capitalism, capitalism,

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VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: space.

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of catching me.

:

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I escape

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Benjamin: Nice

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00:44:08,641 --> 00:44:10,651

well now that was depressing: Sounds

like you should be making EDM, Ben.

:

00:44:11,801 --> 00:44:12,001

What

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Benjamin: don't know what that initialism

stands for, and I refuse to learn

:

00:44:16,097 --> 00:44:17,567

well now that was depressing:

Electronic dance music.

:

00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,970

Benjamin: Uh, I refuse to learn

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00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:20,074

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Refuse to…

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It's, it's really simple.

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00:44:22,514 --> 00:44:22,904

It's not…

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Yeah.

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It is not a trick question.

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00:44:27,104 --> 00:44:29,844

But I do, I do wanna see

DJ Ben, Your Internet Dad.

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00:44:29,908 --> 00:44:30,628

Benjamin: while we do it?

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00:44:30,774 --> 00:44:31,494

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Yes, you must.

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Yes, that's…

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You have to.

:

00:44:33,454 --> 00:44:36,874

DJ Ben, Your Internet Dad, that

I, I would go to that concert.

:

00:44:36,971 --> 00:44:38,351

well now that was depressing:

DJ Internet Dad.

:

00:44:38,764 --> 00:44:39,224

Benjamin: Yeah

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00:44:41,324 --> 00:44:42,354

The trombone champ

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00:44:43,361 --> 00:44:45,221

well now that was depressing: I, uh, I

rolled some dice while I was out there.

:

00:44:45,221 --> 00:44:49,811

I rolled an eight, which is gonna

take us to season four, episode 10,

:

00:44:51,090 --> 00:44:51,680

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Wait, what?

:

00:44:53,078 --> 00:44:53,668

Benjamin: Nice

:

00:44:54,481 --> 00:44:55,921

well now that was depressing:

"A Sound Argument"

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00:44:56,562 --> 00:44:57,342

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Wait, how does that work?

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00:44:57,372 --> 00:44:59,572

Epis- Oh, wait, what?

:

00:44:59,802 --> 00:45:00,892

You rolled an eight.

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00:45:01,042 --> 00:45:02,132

We're on episode one

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00:45:02,796 --> 00:45:05,066

Benjamin: So we skip eight

and watch the next one

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00:45:06,401 --> 00:45:06,751

well now that was depressing: So we

:

00:45:06,962 --> 00:45:07,412

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Okay.

:

00:45:07,801 --> 00:45:08,381

well now that was depressing: right?

:

00:45:08,831 --> 00:45:09,071

So

:

00:45:09,112 --> 00:45:09,412

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Yeah.

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00:45:09,471 --> 00:45:10,101

well now that was depressing:

out of the picture.

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00:45:10,101 --> 00:45:11,101

We're not starting at one.

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00:45:11,101 --> 00:45:11,221

We

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00:45:11,372 --> 00:45:11,792

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Right.

:

00:45:12,631 --> 00:45:12,841

well now that was depressing: We

:

00:45:12,952 --> 00:45:13,412

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: da, da.

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00:45:13,822 --> 00:45:14,592

Okay, we skip eight.

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00:45:14,622 --> 00:45:15,602

Okay, I get it now.

:

00:45:15,632 --> 00:45:16,112

I get it.

:

00:45:16,592 --> 00:45:17,382

I get it now.

:

00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:17,972

I get it now.

:

00:45:17,992 --> 00:45:18,612

Okay, thanks.

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00:45:18,742 --> 00:45:19,142

Yes.

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00:45:19,236 --> 00:45:21,106

Benjamin: the entire time

we've done it as well, Victor.

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00:45:21,106 --> 00:45:24,826

I just also, like, I, I've

accepted that that's a fair system

:

00:45:25,951 --> 00:45:27,881

well now that was depressing:

I could adjust the math

:

00:45:28,008 --> 00:45:28,628

Benjamin: No, it's fine

:

00:45:28,741 --> 00:45:29,071

well now that was depressing: the

:

00:45:29,234 --> 00:45:31,924

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: No, no, the,

uh, we, we don't question the algorithm.

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00:45:31,964 --> 00:45:33,074

The algorithm's perfect.

:

00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:33,364

Yeah.

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00:45:34,185 --> 00:45:34,605

well now that was depressing: Thank you.

:

00:45:35,115 --> 00:45:38,115

Uh, chapter 69, A Sound Argument.

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00:45:38,615 --> 00:45:42,645

Two years ago, Peridus welcomed

their first visitor who was

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00:45:42,645 --> 00:45:44,275

surprised to see one of their own.

:

00:45:44,725 --> 00:45:49,265

Obtaining their help will be critical

in a three-part plan to protect Peridus

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00:45:50,004 --> 00:45:50,254

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Hmm.

:

00:45:52,064 --> 00:45:52,334

Yeah.

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00:45:52,464 --> 00:45:52,814

Okay.

:

00:45:52,904 --> 00:45:54,104

So where are we?

:

00:45:54,184 --> 00:45:56,194

So, should we, should we do

the bat shit-o-meter game?

:

00:45:57,523 --> 00:46:00,003

well now that was depressing:

Um, we haven't

:

00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:10,869

It's hard to do on this episode

because there's things here

:

00:46:11,004 --> 00:46:11,354

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Uh

:

00:46:11,359 --> 00:46:12,129

well now that was depressing: that tell…

:

00:46:12,219 --> 00:46:12,859

Like, when you…

:

00:46:13,289 --> 00:46:16,179

It's like the thing where, like, if you

knew what was going on and you re-watched

:

00:46:16,179 --> 00:46:20,449

this episode, you'd hear some word choices

that would normally just pass you over

:

00:46:20,449 --> 00:46:22,139

as innocuous, and you're just all like

:

00:46:24,585 --> 00:46:28,635

Like there's, this, this episode tells

you things that you don't know yet.

:

00:46:29,316 --> 00:46:29,626

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Nice.

:

00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:30,126

Okay.

:

00:46:30,286 --> 00:46:30,706

Okay

:

00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,120

Benjamin: we now know that the,

the emperor is a golden retriever

:

00:46:34,465 --> 00:46:35,955

well now that was depressing:

Yeah, I'm gonna have to put a,

:

00:46:35,965 --> 00:46:40,245

like, editor's note that explains

the jokes you've been making, Ben.

:

00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:46,135

Ben has been referencing the film, the

n- the 19, the late '90s film, I wanna

:

00:46:46,188 --> 00:46:46,898

Benjamin: In the:

:

00:46:46,948 --> 00:46:49,538

Also, the best-selling book, Marley and Me

:

00:46:49,668 --> 00:46:50,048

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: and me?

:

00:46:50,411 --> 00:46:52,751

well now that was depressing:

Marley and Me about a young child

:

00:46:52,751 --> 00:46:55,871

and their golden retriever because

Marley is the name of the kingdom.

:

00:46:55,884 --> 00:46:56,374

Benjamin: It, no, it's

:

00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:57,220

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, okay.

:

00:46:57,264 --> 00:46:57,754

Benjamin: people.

:

00:46:58,090 --> 00:46:59,280

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Okay, now I get it

:

00:46:59,614 --> 00:47:00,294

Benjamin: It's Owen Wilson.

:

00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:01,031

well now that was depressing: know

:

00:47:01,184 --> 00:47:04,334

Benjamin: It's Owen Wilson,

and he has, he has a,

:

00:47:04,938 --> 00:47:05,728

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Wow

:

00:47:05,784 --> 00:47:06,664

Benjamin: when the dog dies.

:

00:47:06,844 --> 00:47:08,764

And I wasn't going to go the easy

:

00:47:08,870 --> 00:47:09,320

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Okay, m-

:

00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:11,794

Benjamin: make a bunch of

Christmas Carol references

:

00:47:12,946 --> 00:47:14,996

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

I was getting that movie

:

00:47:14,996 --> 00:47:16,466

confused with Mac and Me.

:

00:47:17,639 --> 00:47:18,049

well now that was depressing: Very

:

00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:19,150

Benjamin: Whoa

:

00:47:19,686 --> 00:47:22,316

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

m- All right, so wait, wait.

:

00:47:22,336 --> 00:47:24,016

So what was the thing that

we were gonna circle…

:

00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:27,796

So, we said at the beginning of the

episode that we were gonna circle back to

:

00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:28,273

well now that was depressing: Oh

:

00:47:28,416 --> 00:47:29,096

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

something at the end.

:

00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:30,250

Benjamin: how the, the time jump

:

00:47:30,566 --> 00:47:31,326

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Yeah, the time jump.

:

00:47:31,326 --> 00:47:31,586

Yeah

:

00:47:31,781 --> 00:47:33,941

well now that was depressing: isn't

actually what I wanted to circle back on,

:

00:47:34,162 --> 00:47:34,712

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, okay

:

00:47:35,301 --> 00:47:38,771

well now that was depressing: offer your

thoughts on and explanations on something

:

00:47:38,771 --> 00:47:42,261

I was going to ask tangentially related

to what I wanted to circle back on.

:

00:47:42,581 --> 00:47:47,911

So rather than prompt something that might

not be a thought, I'm gonna leave it there

:

00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:48,950

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Fair enough.

:

00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:49,700

I enjoy it

:

00:47:51,293 --> 00:47:52,453

well now that was depressing:

Uh, you know what I enjoy

:

00:47:54,203 --> 00:47:55,243

? Fuck yeah, Rype.

:

00:47:55,348 --> 00:47:56,098

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Ripe is great.

:

00:47:56,128 --> 00:47:56,458

Yeah.

:

00:47:57,123 --> 00:47:57,983

Benjamin: Follow them on YouTube.

:

00:47:58,013 --> 00:48:00,333

They're always dropping

stuff, like l- bunch

:

00:48:00,341 --> 00:48:00,831

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Oh, cool

:

00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:02,493

Benjamin: live sessions and stuff.

:

00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:03,213

It's great

:

00:48:03,632 --> 00:48:07,292

well now that was depressing: Personally,

I prefer the Audio Tree live version

:

00:48:07,292 --> 00:48:08,962

of "Goon Squad" as the best one.

:

00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:09,402

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Okay.

:

00:48:09,522 --> 00:48:11,512

Uh, and thank you to you, the listener.

:

00:48:12,492 --> 00:48:14,242

If you enjoy our podcast,

leave us a review.

:

00:48:14,742 --> 00:48:15,942

Still, it's…

:

00:48:15,942 --> 00:48:17,142

The offer is still good.

:

00:48:17,922 --> 00:48:21,222

My bribery with the gifts,

a gift certificate gift card

:

00:48:21,222 --> 00:48:23,382

for mer- our merch store and

:

00:48:23,723 --> 00:48:26,203

well now that was depressing: I'm about

to go leave one and just have you buy me a

:

00:48:26,422 --> 00:48:28,172

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

You're, you're disqualified.

:

00:48:28,935 --> 00:48:30,635

well now that was depressing:

It's actually our listeners are

:

00:48:30,635 --> 00:48:32,085

in solidarity with Ben and I.

:

00:48:32,105 --> 00:48:34,635

They're waiting for you

to make the LTO merch

:

00:48:34,742 --> 00:48:35,042

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: Fuck!

:

00:48:35,205 --> 00:48:35,475

well now that was depressing: comment

:

00:48:35,742 --> 00:48:37,802

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat: God, dude,

I hate it when people make me do stuff.

:

00:48:38,018 --> 00:48:42,818

Uh, and of course, if you don't like our

podcast, just keep that shit to yourself

:

00:48:44,276 --> 00:48:47,826

Benjamin: And we'll see

you next time Last Time On.

:

00:49:06,003 --> 00:49:07,463

VictorNOt3Kaijuinatrenchcoat:

Okay, I gotta pee.

:

00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:09,263

This was fun, gentlemen.

:

00:49:09,293 --> 00:49:09,913

I gotta pee.

:

00:49:10,193 --> 00:49:14,693

I am gonna go to my outdoor serenity

toilet, and you can't stop me

:

00:49:16,215 --> 00:49:17,115

Benjamin: We're gonna call the cops

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Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben, Victor, and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

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