LTO - Billions S4E5 - Jayne Cobb Salad
It is time for LAST TIME ON! The podcast for everyone who wants to watch all those great television shows out there, but who has the time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened... Last Time On!
This Week - Ben is your internet drunk stepdad, Victor correctly identifies some actresses, Xhafer makes a joke in the edit that is for exactly 11 people. Find out if you're one of them!
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xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Hello and welcome to last time on.
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:This is the podcast where we pick
a show that none of us have seen.
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:Watch the pilot, roll some dice,
skip some episodes and try to figure
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:out what happened last time on.
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:I'm Jair.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I am Ben.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: and I
am Victor, and you're listening to the
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:only podcast where the hosts introduce
themselves in order of iq descending.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Ben,
I think is the most offended by that.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I just don't know how to feel about that.
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:Just like ouch, man.
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:Like what?
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: What?
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:Dude, I'm saying you're smarter
than me, which is probably true.
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:You guys are like.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
what he
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
But you also definitively said I was
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:dumber than JI mean, it's true, but
like you didn't have to point it out,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Uh, I'm refraining from comment,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: both
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
which is the smart move.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
which is a smart move.
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:You know, my mother told me at a young
age, a closed mouth gathers no foot.
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:So it's advice that I really
need to take more often.
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:Uh, but speaking of which, before we
get started on today's episode, I wanted
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:to get you guys', feedback, because
I had an interesting day yesterday.
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:And in regards to decorum and etiquette,
which you guys have more experience
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:with than I do, seeing as how you,
you know, I learned from Jair on this
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:podcast that the appropriate way to.
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:Talk to a band that you're a fan of
is to send the waiter over and buy
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:them drinks or some shit like that.
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:I had no fucking idea how that works.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
it's little fork to biggest fork,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Uh,
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Outside in.
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:Then top down.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: well,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
that they're arranged
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
speaking of forks, uh, no.
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:Yesterday, uh, my partner Karine, she
took me to, uh, her friend's birthday
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:party, which was up in north Austin,
went to a Brazilian steakhouse.
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:And have you guys ever been to a
traditional Brazilian steakhouse before
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yes,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yet?
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
to a steakhouse.
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:I don't know that I've been
to a Brazilian of them.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh, there,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
I believe we've been to a
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:Brazilian steakhouse, Ben.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I don't think I have.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah.
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:Well see.
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:It was.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
I think we did it on a work thing
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: You would
know because they're a unique experience.
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:And Karine had never been to one before.
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:So I was telling her, I was like,
okay, so here's what you need to know.
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:You pay for your entry and you
buy your ticket to get into
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:the Brazilian Steakhouse and
it's an all you can eat thing.
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:And they typically have a
really amazing salad bar.
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:Like they have a massive salad bar
that's got fresh pastas, deviled
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:eggs, uh, it's all kinds of cheeses.
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:Soup.
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:This one had lobster bisque.
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:Ah, dude, shrimps.
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:But see, here's the thing.
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:It's a trap.
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:A trap, you need to stay away from
that salad bar because as amazing as it
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:is, the highlight of the experience is
the wait staff is constantly bringing
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:around these plates of steaks and
ribeyes and sausages and all sorts of
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:just amazing meat, fresh off the grill.
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:And they just bring it to your plate and
they ask, would you like some medium rare?
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:And they slice it off and
it falls onto your plate.
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:It is so good.
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:But see, they want you to fill up on
the filler at the salad bar, you know?
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:But nah, the meat is where it's at.
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:Well, so we get there, we get to this,
uh, place and her friend whose birthday
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:it is, had made reservations for everyone.
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:And we show up like a couple
minutes late and it was supposed
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:to start at, uh, one 30.
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:I think we got there at like 1 35.
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:I'm like, okay, no, that's perfect.
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:We get there.
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:We are the first ones there.
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:Uh, this guy's running late
to his own birthday party.
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:So like, okay, whatever.
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:We just, we just hang out at the bar.
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:They have some really
good tequila at the bar.
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:I tried a Forte Lazo,
which I never had before.
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:It was 40 bucks a shot,
had a couple beers.
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:The guy finally shows up.
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:We get our table and, uh, we're
still waiting on two more people.
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:So the waiter comes by and he says, well,
would you like the guys to get started?
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:And he said, no, no, no.
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:We'll, we'll, uh, we're just talking.
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:We'll, we'll wait for the other two.
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:I had told Kain and I did the same.
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:Don't have a big breakfast because you're
gonna want an empty stomach for this.
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:At this point, all I am running
on is a banana, a glass of
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:water, and a shot of tequila.
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:Alright?
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Mm.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: And
this motherfucker has the audacity
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:to tell him that we are going to
wait for the rest of the party.
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:I'm like, it's a buffet.
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:They'll catch up.
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:But I know, like in some circles, that's
supposed to be, you wait for everyone
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:to get there before you start eating.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
to get there.
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:If you are on.
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:time
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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:So then,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
how late are they?
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
okay, so, you know, we sitting
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:in there we're chatting, right?
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:And then his friend asks him, so,
uh, so how far away are there?
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:And he texts and he said, oh, well,
she said she's, uh, 20 minutes away.
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:I bet she said that 20 minutes ago.
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:So I'm like, oh, my
stomach is growling here.
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:Then this guy changed the topic
of conversation to politics.
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:And I'm like, you were talking politics
to an angry man over here who's on
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:an empty stomach, and he is talking
about like the Trump rally, the
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:anti-Trump rallies going on yesterday.
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:And he's like, oh yeah.
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:And then the governor calls up
the National Guard and it's just,
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:he's just making a powder keg.
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:And I'm like, motherfucker, you
do not know the powder keg that
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:is sitting next to you right now.
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:So,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Okay.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
But then they finally show up.
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:But I had made a couple of, uh, a couple
of runs over to the bathroom, you know,
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:to the, I'm like, I need to use the
restroom, you know, because the, the salad
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:bar was on the right of the restroom.
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:And I'm just like, this motherfucker
making me ruin the experience by
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:getting stuff from the salad bar.
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:So I just, like, I did even more
bad etiquette of getting a plate,
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:getting stuff from the salad bar
and eating it right there at the
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:bar instead of going back to sit
down because I didn't wanna be rude.
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:And I just left the plate on some,
discarded it at some, some unused table.
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:Yeah.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
thing to ask Victor,
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:did you have the mutton?
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Uh, I didn't like it.
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:It was, uh, yeah, it just,
it tasted kinda like a,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Betrayal.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
like it maybe trail.
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:Yeah.
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:It tasted like, um, what's
the word I'm looking for?
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:Is that, uh, it's liver
or gizzards or something?
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:Kidney, I dunno.
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:It's some part, it's some organ.
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:I'm pretty sure it's kidneys.
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:That's what it tasted
like, beef, kidney to me.
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:Uh, and betrayal.
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:Yes.
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:So, but I did make, I did, I did
do something that I figured was.
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:Acceptable in the world of etiquette
was on my second trip, because we're
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:still waiting for these other people.
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:I hit up the salad bar because they
had a literal mountain of bacon.
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:It was candied, candied bacon
made into a little mountain.
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:So I just made a little mini mountain
on my plate and brought it back to
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:the table being like, Hey guys, Dave's
got a mountain of bacon over there.
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:I just passed it around to everyone,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: so
this was posed as an etiquette situation.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
you what I feel is acceptable
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:and not acceptable.
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:One up late to your own birthday party.
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:Did they have kids?
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: no, no.
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:So this was a single dude, no kids.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Unacceptable.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
anyone who's showing up to a thing
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:with kids gets a pass on being
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
who the fuck knows, I'm not gonna ask.
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:Uh, but own birthday party.
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:No kids.
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:Late.
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:Unacceptable.
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:. Unacceptable.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
uh, two.
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:Uh, I'll say that saying you're gonna
wait for the party if the person who is
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:the host or the birthday person in this
scenario says that acceptable, rude.
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:But acceptable.
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:It passes etiquette.
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:It's just mean to
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
friends,
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
I think the proper response there
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:is all like, okay, well, I mean,
yeah, we'll wait for entrees, but
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:I'm gonna go hit up the salad bar
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
a hundred percent acceptable to
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:throw back to them at that point.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
You did not need to hide going
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:to the salad bar, so, I am in
alignment with Jair one being late.
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:Everyone's point, you know, like everyone
should have been there on time and the
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:host should have been there 10 minutes
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Uh,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah, there
was like, uh, nine of us total, so we
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:had one of the big, like, you know, two
tables pushed together sort of thing,
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
at a buffet saying, oh no, we'll wait.
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:Especially if you're just
waiting on two people.
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:So seven is waiting on two.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
No.
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:Um, that said, the host does
get to set the timeframe, but
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:for wait for entrees, fine.
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:If you are late to your own party
and then holding off on the food,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
you are within your etiquette rights
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:to hit up the salad bar and being
like, Hey man, sorry I'm hungry.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yeah,
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
do not need to be coy about it.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
a hundred percent.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh, good.
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:Well, that's good.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
that after an hour, if they're
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
there, it's been an hour
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:after you got there, not an
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
got there, an hour after
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:original scheduled time.
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:All bets are
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:I looked at my phone.
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:It was supposed to be at one 30.
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:It was 2 47 until I finally got
to have some steak in my mouth.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
That is
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: At
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
preposterous.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Two 30, you are no longer
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:beholden to the host's wishes.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
an hour.
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:You did the thing, you
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
on time.
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:Well, you showed up five minutes.
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:Within five minutes, which as
a guest is on time, whatever.
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:Um,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:And this is Austin traffic too,
which is obscene no matter what
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:time of day, day of the week it is.
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:It's fucking stupid.
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:Yeah.
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:One of the things I do not
miss about Austin whatsoever.
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:So anyway, shout out to my
Austin night listeners out there.
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:I know you know what I'm talking about.
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:let's take a look at what the
evening rush hour is like on I 35
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:and it's well pretty backed up.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
But I will say Victor, you know,
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:would've made this party even better
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Why is that?
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
if you had just bought
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:out the whole restaurant.
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:And were eating there alone, like we
see at the start of our episode of
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:This is a freaking third
time that we've seen this and
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
pizza place from the opening?
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
there's no way
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
pizza place.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: it's, uh
oh, and by the way, listeners we're doing,
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: is
different, but the cook's the same guy.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: is he?
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:No.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Okay.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yeah.
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:Uh, this is actually an, if you
could tell by his horrific line
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:delivery, quasi famous person.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Is it?
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:Who is it
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
So this is Anthony, uh, Manjii.
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:He's the guy who is, credited
with bringing the Neopolitan
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:style pizza to New York.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: really?
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:Huh?
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
So if you see, they were
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:having, you know, brick fired,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Individual pizzas.
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:The Neapolitan style.
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:He is considered the face of that, um,
like of course it existed before him,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Right.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
somebody was doing it, but he is the
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:guy who made it chic and boutique.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:Neopolitan style pizzas.
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:I just recently found out, uh, there
was, um, one of my favorite, uh,
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:food influencers, uh, Vincenzo plate.
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:He posted a chart that broke down
the different types of pizzas and
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:the cooking time, like comparatively
to like how long you bake a Chicago
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:style pizza, which is like 45 to
50 minutes, something like that.
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:And compared to New York style
Neopolitan style piece at
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:three to five minutes, that's,
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
what you get if you go to a blaze
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:or a mod fast casual pizza place.
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Neopolitan style
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Right.
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:Uh, so, uh, yeah, we're doing today
we are doing, uh, season four episode
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:five, a proper sendoff, which begins
with a montage of a cremation and
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:a neopolitan style pizza being made
because it cuts back and forth.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
And Victor, who's being cremated,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
It's motherfuck.
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:Oh, the, um, yes, this is the second
time we've had him on, the podcast.
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:He was, uh, my, the best, my
favorite Space pirate in The Expanse.
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:And he's in the billions
and he as blackjack Savage.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I, and it was funny for me, I was
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:watching this and I had just days
before watched, uh, Memphis Bell,
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:the World War II Bomber movie,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Love that one.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
the colonel at the base
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: No shit.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
you know, shooting the shit with
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:John Lithgow the whole time.
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:And I'm like, Ooh, it's a
David str there in weekend.
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:Uh, he was not in 12 o'clock high.
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:Mostly because that
movie was made in:
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:Um, but the other two things I
watched this weekend, he was, it,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh, nice.
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:Uh, yeah.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
they're eating pizzas and it
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:appears we now have a CoLab
going on between Axe and Chuck.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
only are Ax and Chuck
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
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:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
but Ax is seeing somebody else.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yes,
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:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Right.
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:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
yes.
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:This is Rebecca, which is why I'm going
to say last time on in all of the muck and
342
:the mire of everybody coming after, Bobby,
Laura leaves him and it's just like, stop
343
:the district attorney.
344
:And he's like, but what
if I kept doing that?
345
:And she'd be like, I'm taking $10
billion and effing off with the kids.
346
:And he's like.
347
:That is an acceptable price
to keep effing with Chuck
348
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Who's
349
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
and
350
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Attorney General?
351
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yeah.
352
:So he has now gotten his upgrade.
353
:He ran for and won, the, New
York Attorney General's position.
354
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Is that what it is?
355
:I was unclear about what
Chuck's new job was.
356
:Oh, he is?
357
:Okay.
358
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
state, he's not federal, um,
359
:but he's now the chief lawyer
for the State of New York.
360
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
361
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
And
362
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Fascinating.
363
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
upgrade into a smaller system.
364
:Upgrade.
365
:That's an interesting name.
366
:See Dutch.
367
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
368
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
he did something bad
369
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
370
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
and it's not just eating his
371
:pizza with a knife and fork.
372
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Yeah, that was a little weird to
373
:watch, to be perfectly honest,
but not as weird to hear.
374
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I.
375
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
and Wendy talk about their
376
:public BDSM lifestyle now.
377
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh yeah.
378
:We had a moment with uh, Chuck
and Wendy who was like, are
379
:we really gonna do this here?
380
:You know.
381
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yeah, so what I'm going to say last
382
:time on in our race for New York
Attorney General, it was Chuck up
383
:against a female opponent, a woman,
384
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
385
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
and they were having a debate and
386
:it was the make or break debate
to decide who's going to win.
387
:And she's just pounding him about
how he cannot stand the idea of a
388
:strong, powerful woman telling, you
know, telling the state what to do.
389
:And Chuck just goes,
390
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh,
391
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
you talking about?
392
:I let my wife tie me up.
393
:Uh, and it was the verbal repost
that proved that yes, Chuck can
394
:stand a strong, powerful woman.
395
:I married one, um,
396
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: the.
397
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
also puts everything out on Main Street.
398
:And, uh, so Chuck won the
position but ticked off his wife.
399
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
I'm very surprised that they are
400
:still even together after this.
401
:I mean, obviously it's, uh, they're
going through, a, rough patch as
402
:they say, but still, I mean, putting,
your wife's dominatrix lifestyle
403
:that you, kept in confidence with
you making that public knowledge,
404
:because apparently everyone knows now
because everywhere Wendy goes, yeah.
405
:So I think she's taking this rather well.
406
:Yeah.
407
:Hmm.
408
:Something definitely happened.
409
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
um, but we also have this
410
:new, uh, girlfriend Rebecca.
411
:They go outside to vape.
412
:Um.
413
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
414
:And then, uh, Chuck and Ax have a
buddy to buddy, man to man talk there.
415
:Uh, this is, I did not expect this at all.
416
:This is quite a turn of events.
417
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yeah, how'd you get her back on your side?
418
:Millions of dollars.
419
:A sports car.
420
:And she was still kind of mad.
421
:And I do appreciate both of these.
422
:Like we've got the New York Attorney
General and a hedge fund billionaire
423
:who are both just like, yeah,
your wife's kind of scary man.
424
:We're both intimidated by her.
425
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah.
426
:Well, um.
427
:You know, I sure hope this is not one of
those things where the writers decide to
428
:just go take the plot in one direction,
even though it would be completely out
429
:of character for the main characters.
430
:Like, like this reminded me of
that new Walking Dead series.
431
:Where, where Negan and, uh,,
Maggie, that's her name.
432
:Where the two of them are like,
buddy Buddy now, and partnered up.
433
:It's like, no, dude.
434
:It is like the Walking Dead was like
Negan was supposed to die, but Jeffrey
435
:Dean Morgan is such a great actor.
436
:We need to figure out
a way to keep him in.
437
:So I feel like the thing with Chuck
and Bobby Ax was about to go nuclear,
438
:it felt like, but the writers were
just like, yeah, but we've got
439
:three more seasons of the show we
need to write, so what do we do?
440
:And they just make them bury the
hatchet and be on the same side.
441
:Now, I don't know.
442
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yep,
443
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: I'm
looking forward to possibly watching
444
:this in its entirety to see how we got.
445
:Here.
446
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I will say, it seemed like we all
447
:kind of agreed messaging before this.
448
:This was the episode that was like,
this is what I wanted from this show.
449
:Because,
450
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
451
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
like every other episode we've
452
:watched has ended with, right, I'm
going to f and destroy this guy.
453
:And in this episode we actually
watched them destroy people.
454
:And I'm like, yes, this is
the downside of our system.
455
:Like this is the first time
we got to see our payoffs.
456
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Our payoffs, right?
457
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yeah.
458
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
459
:Moving forward here, we, uh, we, we
got them talking about how, Bobby
460
:wants Chuck to go after Taylor now.
461
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yes.
462
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yeah,
463
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
And he is like, well, Taylor
464
:hasn't done anything illegal.
465
:And Bobby's like, well, it's
never stopped you before.
466
:I'm like, Bobby, shut the fuck up.
467
:You've done tons of illegal shit.
468
:So,
469
:oh, uh, one more thing before
we move on from this scene.
470
:Uh, is it just me or does the set they
are into look like the set from the bear?
471
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Wouldn't know.
472
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
a little bit.
473
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
474
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
I mean, it's a very white kitchen.
475
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
the dining room in the kitchen
476
:looks very similar to the setup.
477
:I just might be, yeah.
478
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: is
very much of that style of restaurant.
479
:I'll say that.
480
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
We then get a brief scene of Chuck Sr.
481
:Down by the waterfront being like, giant
building here, giant building here.
482
:And there's some guy who's like,
yeah, it's gonna cost $30 million.
483
:And he's like, eh, don't worry about
484
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
485
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
my stuff.
486
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Mm-hmm.
487
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yep.
488
:Wendy heads back to the office at ax
Capital, where everyone is turning
489
:their eyes from her as she walks
in because it sounds like they've
490
:all seen her naked at this point.
491
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yeah.
492
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
not seen, but now imagined.
493
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
I, I, the way this is reacting, I
494
:don't know, maybe it feels like.
495
:The level of embarrassment suffered here
is more than just knowing what someone
496
:gets up to in their free time at work.
497
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah.
498
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: I
do wonder if there might have been some
499
:aids that she did not approve of, making
their way into the public, even if not
500
:as part of the initial, um, statement
from Chuck, because I don't know, like
501
:it's definitely devastating to her.
502
:But she is acting like someone who
has had, uh, like incapable of keeping
503
:any physical secret about herself now,
504
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah, her
laundry's definitely been aired out.
505
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I dunno, because it.
506
:thing that made me think it's the way
it is, is she does bring up like, oh,
507
:people are talking about like, what whips
do I like and what busier do I wear?
508
:And I'm like, if there were pictures,
it's like somebody would've like
509
:gone on a subreddit and been
510
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh, true.
511
:Yeah.
512
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
the, uh, this is the man de former 9,000.
513
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Excel.
514
:Yeah.
515
:There would've been some
pinchy zoomy going on there.
516
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
yeah,
517
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Pinchy Zoomie.
518
:Anyways, uh, after this we cut
over to Taylor, who pukes and
519
:then collects themselves, and
sends their new balance sheet.
520
:Fixer Lauren to get the New
York Firefighters Pension
521
:Fund, as in investment capital.
522
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: You can't
just gloss over the introduction of
523
:Lauren here because this is pretty,
I am in love with Lauren already
524
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
she is investor relations.
525
:She is hung over.
526
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
hung the fuck over.
527
:Uh, they go over and, um, I forgot the
name of Taylor's Aid, but she says,
528
:uh, uh, Lauren, this is your new boss.
529
:And she like wakes up from off
the table and is chugging pickle
530
:juice because it's hangover cure.
531
:I have never.
532
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
out here that uh, they really need
533
:this firefighter contract because
they lost their biggest investor.
534
:Uh, so it is make or break time here for
Taylor's new financial, uh, investment.
535
:And so Taylor has their own
company and guys what ha on her.
536
:What the hell happened,
537
:but I got the van.
538
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: So
we get a couple of clues, um, specifically
539
:in the plot with acts and, uh, John.
540
:There's a couple of illusions about, uh,
Taylor kind of going off on their own
541
:and breaking away, but also a betrayal.
542
:So I have a feeling that when the,
uh, investigation came around for
543
:Acts, Taylor was probably offered a
like, Hey, you know about this stuff.
544
:You didn't report any of this stuff.
545
:If you talk, then we won't prosecute you.
546
:We'll just go after your boss.
547
:That happens, Taylor leaves in shame
and then, uh, starts their own firm
548
:as, uh, also acts negotiates his way to
clearly not being in prison right now.
549
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Yeah, because we do know he was
550
:definitely, ax was definitely
arrested, uh, at some point.
551
:Uh, I'm pretty sure he hasn't been charged
with anything because this was, uh,
552
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Now he's
553
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah.
554
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
at Ax Cap.
555
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
And this episode aired back when,
556
:felons actually got punished
for their white collar crimes.
557
:When I did my stretch,
I decided some bitch.
558
:Needed to get got.
559
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
It was, that was always kind of squishy.
560
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
561
:Uh, so when, what year was this?
562
:Well, anyway, um,
563
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
But now on his way to his new job
564
:as attorney General, Chuck is,
surprise cock bagged by, Brian,
565
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: oh yeah.
566
:He jump scares him.
567
:Good.
568
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
he jumps out from behind a pillar and
569
:like this does feel like Brian, like,
I'll wait here as long as I need to
570
:until I hear huffing at about five two,
and that's when I know Chuck is coming.
571
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah,
Brian's been there for like two hours
572
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Um, and he's just like, Hey man,
573
:uh, excited to work with you 'cause
we're gonna be collaborating a lot.
574
:And Chuck is like, no, we're not.
575
:Go fuck yourself.
576
:And then he goes into the office
where his directive of, Hey, let's not
577
:have everybody cheer and clap for me.
578
:Which was absolutely like your
girlfriend tells you like, Hey,
579
:don't do anything for my birthday
580
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
and you don't do anything for,
581
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
don't do anything for her birthday.
582
:He walks in and like, nobody's clapping.
583
:And he like, he gets some polite smiles.
584
:He's like, what the fuck?
585
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah.
586
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
but he finds out that New York Attorney
587
:General, basically all of their, uh,
operating rules are unwritten rules.
588
:And the governor just wrote them.
589
:They can't even file subpoenas.
590
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
591
:Uh, and also this, uh, up until this
point, Brian and Chuck seemed to have
592
:been, you know, they started out as loyal,
loyal partners in the first episode.
593
:Like they had a real friendship.
594
:Then it became frenemies, and now
I feel like they are definitely,
595
:uh, openly What's the antagonistic?
596
:Yeah.
597
:Towards each other now.
598
:So, yeah.
599
:Not, not even, not even
pretending anymore.
600
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Uh,
we also get a little bit interspersed
601
:here with one of the scholarship kids.
602
:we saw in the pilot,
603
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yep.
604
:John Rice
605
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Was he really in the pilot?
606
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: I
don't know if he was in the pilot because
607
:that would require me to check on IMDB
608
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
609
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
someone was in.
610
:And that's against the rules of
611
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Right?
612
:Mm-hmm.
613
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: but
he is, if he is not in that, he is one of
614
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Right.
615
:One of the, one of the kids,
one of the scholarship.
616
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Kids whose dad died in nine 11.
617
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah.
618
:And I,
619
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: at
620
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: and I, and
I, unfortunately, sorry, I have to admit,
621
:I did cheat and check IMDB because I
knew, I've seen this actor from somewhere.
622
:I didn't see, I did not check anything
as far as Billions goes, but I
623
:had to know what I knew him from.
624
:And he was from Fringe.
625
:He played one of the
later season characters.
626
:Uh, yeah, I fucking love Fringe.
627
:He was, uh, one of the alternate
universe cops, so it was a, yeah.
628
:Great series.
629
:Anyway.
630
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
for fringe.
631
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Anyways, uh, he hands ax a check for 112
632
:million to cash him out of his business.
633
:He says he's above his weight class,
needs to be more nimble, uh, asks ax,
634
:uh, ways to, uh, follow up and he's like,
man, you know, I kind of fucked this up.
635
:We get some more in the next scene
where Wags is like, Hey, you're
636
:the only one who got cashed out.
637
:And, uh,
638
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: He uses a,
639
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Acts.
640
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yeah.
641
:It's
642
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: which,
which I did not understand at all.
643
:He is like, he wants to return the money
that was granted to him for a scholarship.
644
:Uh, because
645
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
the, uh, seed funding he put into, so
646
:he gifted him his business school and
then invested in this kid's hedge fund?
647
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh, so
he helped him out twice then because
648
:originally he was one of the kids
whose father died on nine 11 and uh,
649
:yeah, Bobby set up a scholarship fund.
650
:For him.
651
:And now I thought he was just paying
back the scholarship money with interest.
652
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
does list it off.
653
:Like here's business school and
then your initial investment at a
654
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh,
655
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
return that comes to, you know,
656
:this a hundred million dollars.
657
:Uh, so here you go, your cash,
like I'm paying you back.
658
:Um,
659
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
that's weird.
660
:I, I would not have see this, I
dunno, maybe it's just 'cause I'm
661
:socially stupid, but I would not have
read into this the way Bobby does.
662
:Like what?
663
:I was like, oh, well thanks man.
664
:You know, it's nice to someone
pay you back once in a while, so.
665
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
yeah.
666
:Uh, for Bobby, this is just like,
667
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
668
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
does like go down to Wendy and she's
669
:like, why am I so mad about this?
670
:Uh, like, I'm normally happy
getting a hundred million dollars.
671
:And she's like, you're
having an emotional response.
672
:'cause you feel like this kid is
like the gift back in your face.
673
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
674
:Like, uh, fur did in Mad Max and I did not
realize that movie was this old already.
675
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
And then, uh, Bobby leaves
676
:while Wendy sits down to Google
herself on Liz Lemon's computer.
677
:, Tracy, you do know that Googling yourself
means looking yourself up on the internet.
678
:I did not know that.
679
:That explains why Liz Lemon
was so cool the other day.
680
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: So
Chuck goes to meet with the governor,
681
:finds out he's been stripped of
all his power somehow, even though
682
:he's on the first week on his job.
683
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yep.
684
:But because he pissed off
the wrong people by winning.
685
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
686
:Uh,
687
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Hey,
688
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
it's Kevin Pollock.
689
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
is that Taylor's dad?
690
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yes,
691
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
692
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
He's a real, that guy.
693
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
he is fantastic.
694
:I love Kevin Pollock.
695
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
So Kevin Pollock is like working
696
:on a like consumer product of
some variety in this office that
697
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yep.
698
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
manufacturing, and we hear about it
699
:later when Taylor does the pitch.
700
:Kevin Pollock Taylor's dad?
701
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
I think so that's, yeah.
702
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
was the vibe I
703
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
704
:Because I wrote that down.
705
:Uh, it is like, Taylor in my notes
says Taylor meets with some guy who
706
:I think is their dad question mark.
707
:Also, apparently an aerospace engineer.
708
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
and now I just really
709
:wanna watch a few Good Men
710
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
I haven't seen that.
711
:Oh, okay.
712
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
make good on being more of a father
713
:figure instead of being a font of money.
714
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yep.
715
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
At least that's the setup.
716
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Mm-hmm.
717
:Then speaking of fathers, uh, in
the next scene, Chuck runs into
718
:Chuck Senior at the pharmacy.
719
:Well, he's picking up his Viagra.
720
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yeah.
721
:Which we find out I was wrong.
722
:Mom is still alive, just part of the show.
723
:Um, and he also reveals like, yes,
I'm picking up Viagra and your mom
724
:and I haven't had sex in decades.
725
:It's like, okay, dad,
now I know a lot of shit.
726
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
I was so much happier.
727
:hearing this.
728
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I was so much happier 30 seconds ago.
729
:And Chuck Senior's like, yes, but
now I need to have a rant about
730
:how New York used to be better.
731
:And it's like, yeah, but
my life used to be better.
732
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yes.
733
:Like
734
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
735
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
my mistresses.
736
:You need to fuck New York with
737
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh my God.
738
:Yeah.
739
:It's like no one should ever have to hear
the details of their dad's dick pills.
740
:So anyway, uh, okay.
741
:So, and Chuck Sr is talking about, yeah.
742
:Happy Father's Day.
743
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Hey everyone.
744
:It's me, Ben, your internet dad.
745
:Don't talk about your
dick pills with your kids.
746
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: That's
the best advice you've given yet,
747
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
your dick pills.
748
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: that's
the best advice you've given yet.
749
:Alright.
750
:Uh, okay, so I don't
understand this next part.
751
:Chuck Sr.
752
:Is talking about how so many people,
important people in history have
753
:come through here and he starts
pointing like right over there.
754
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: A
755
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
pharmacy used to be a bar.
756
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
is that what it is?
757
:Because I'm just like, is this the
most famous Walgreens in New York?
758
:Like what the,
759
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Hmm.
760
:Blackjack used to get his
air blood pressure checked at
761
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
762
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
right there.
763
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
764
:John F.
765
:Kennedy picked up his
Viagra at this very stall.
766
:I dunno.
767
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yeah.
768
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Anyway.
769
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
used to get her blood
770
:thinners at this counter
771
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh man.
772
:So, uh, then I think, is this
where Wags is in his office?
773
:Uh, wearing,
774
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
mask.
775
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
now, this is weird.
776
:I gotta say, uh, because I have
never seen one of these before up
777
:until a couple weeks ago when some
funny, uh, viral TikTok videos
778
:popped up on my, my Facebook feed.
779
:And it was, it was, uh, just women
wearing these masks before they go to bed.
780
:And then all of a sudden we watch
this episode that has one in it.
781
:And this aired in 2019.
782
:It was weird.
783
:This is some glitch in
the matrix type shit.
784
:Do you guys ever have that?
785
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
it is just one of those things where
786
:it's like, oh, it must be, you know,
good it's Japanese and it's just
787
:like, that is not how skin works.
788
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
I, I'm dubious as fuck of these
789
:things because they're expensive
as hell and basically all they do
790
:is shine red light on your face.
791
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yep.
792
:They don't work,
793
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Hmm.
794
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
in Japanese.
795
:Ergo must be good.
796
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Weird.
797
:Well, anyway, uh, Wendy is trying to break
into a former employee's Facebook profile.
798
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
about a bunch of actresses
799
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
800
:Re Yep.
801
:Regular ass actresses.
802
:Mm-hmm.
803
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
recognize
804
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Oh, shut the fuck up.
805
:You know, you
806
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
Legitimately didn't Victor,
807
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
they're porn star names.
808
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
I was able to pick that
809
:up from context clues
810
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yeah.
811
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
starting with fleshlight did imply
812
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
813
:Okay.
814
:Look, I just, I only recognize
Lisa Ann and Corey Chase.
815
:So the other two I want, not too sure.
816
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yes.
817
:'cause the last one was the one
that uh uh, Ted Cruz tweeted.
818
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh, is it?
819
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
I missed that.
820
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
There was the time when Ted
821
:Cruz, his, Twitter tweeted porn
while he was the Senate and they,
822
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh man.
823
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
one of his interns.
824
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
It was the hackers,
825
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
yeah.
826
:It was like, no, it
was one of our interns.
827
:He forgot to switch accounts.
828
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: uh,
829
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
it definitely wasn't me, Ted
830
:Cruz, which is totally my name.
831
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Immediately clearing his browser history.
832
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yeah.
833
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Fucking father of the year, Ted Cruz.
834
:Happy Father's Day, everyone.
835
:So,
836
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Day.
837
:I'm off to Cancun.
838
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Oh
839
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
the, the student's password, the
840
:student, this, former employee's
password is just the porn star name.
841
:No uppercase letters,
no lowercase letters.
842
:No symbols.
843
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
It's not
844
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Come on.
845
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
an at instead of an a.
846
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
847
:Like Jesus, dude.
848
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
it depends.
849
:So probably bad password security.
850
:It actually depends on
the spelling of the name.
851
:If it's using common
name spelling, it is bad.
852
:But if any of the names are spelled
with like an I instead of a Y
853
:or anything that would make them
difficult for a dictionary type,
854
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Hmm
855
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
password, predict cracking
856
:algorithm to discover, then they're
actually probably good passwords.
857
:Uh, they need maybe another
word or two in there, but
858
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: mm-hmm.
859
:I've been using the,
860
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
lot better than password.
861
:1, 2, 3, 4.
862
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: yeah,
no, I've been using the same vari,
863
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
clever when he was like, the password
864
:for our home computer is password.
865
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: oh God.
866
:Now I've been using the same,
uh, variation of the same
867
:password for the past 12 years.
868
:And I don't mind saying this because,
no, I don't mind saying this at all
869
:because it was, uh, at an old job I had,
uh, where we were required to change
870
:our passwords regularly, and I would
always change it back to the one it was
871
:before because I used it so many times.
872
:It's just muscle memory and yeah,
it's a ton of uppercase letters,
873
:lowercase letters, and random
symbols that no one will ever.
874
:Fucking piece together, but I just like,
I couldn't even tell you what it is.
875
:I just put my hand on the
keyboard and it's muscle memory.
876
:So,
877
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yeah.
878
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
See, mine used to be, it is changed
879
:now, so I don't feel bad about it.
880
:The rules I would tell my son
on our way to daycare, uh, which
881
:was, we'd be nice, we don't hit
and we listen to our teachers.
882
:Uh, I would rotate through the three of
those, uh, just because I said them every
883
:day before I dropped him off at daycare.
884
:And so they were always like in my
head, uh, although it did get funny
885
:because Henry would add to them
like, we also don't jump the fence.
886
:I'm like, that's not a worry.
887
:I have, buddy, you are
two and a half feet tall.
888
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: hey,
if he can jump the fence, then.
889
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Like more power to you buddy.
890
:But like, I know you, we
come from chunky stock.
891
:We are not fence jumpers.
892
:What's the matter, Danny?
893
:He never taken a shortcut before.
894
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Uh, if he's two and a half feet
895
:tall, man, he can jump a fence.
896
:Kid's got a future, so
just keep an eye on that.
897
:Um, uh, okay.
898
:Then we get another steakhouse.
899
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
for the fishing is very foreboding.
900
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Yes.
901
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: I was for
sure that, uh, Bobby was going to freaking
902
:do him godfather styled and just dump
him off in the, like, shoot him in the
903
:head and dump his body in the ocean.
904
:Yeah,
905
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
His mom's not dead yet.
906
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: because
he freaking, made a point of selling
907
:to leave his phone there at the
pier before they get on the boat.
908
:I'm just like, dude, that's a stupid idea.
909
:Don't do it.
910
:He's like, there's no
service out there anyway.
911
:I'm like, still though.
912
:Um
913
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
We then find out Taylor, well
914
:everybody else gets a 30 minute
pitch with the firefighters.
915
:Taylor gets 10
916
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: mm-hmm.
917
:Because the firefighters hate.
918
:They hate Bobby, which is interesting
because at the beginning of
919
:the series, he was like a hero
in the aftermath of nine 11.
920
:Now the nine 11 survivors kind hate him.
921
:And I think I figured out what it is
because it's already been brought up at
922
:least twice now in the episodes we've
seen that there were some revelations
923
:after nine 11, uh, regarding Bobby,
and it seemed a little too farfetched
924
:that Bobby was, I don't know, in bed
with Alqaeda or some shit because okay,
925
:dude, that's, that's Guantanamo time.
926
:If that's the case.
927
:I think what happened was because nine
11 happened on a Tuesday, wasn't it?
928
:Or was it a Monday?
929
:I think first I thought it was a Monday.
930
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
it was during the week.
931
:I know because I was homesick from school.
932
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
I think it was a Monday because
933
:here's what I'm thinking happened.
934
:You know how it's common corporate
practice to fire someone on a Friday
935
:or deliver bad news on a Friday because
there's less chance of an incident?
936
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903:
It was a Tuesday.
937
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh, okay.
938
:Well, let's just say in the parallel
universe of billions, it was on a Monday.
939
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Okay.
940
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Here's what happened.
941
:Bobby was fired for doing
illegal shit like he does.
942
:And it just so happened that he
was the only one out of the office.
943
:I think it's because he was
fired and the planes hit.
944
:Right.
945
:Exactly.
946
:And then this college fund that
he set up for the children of the
947
:employees who died, I think he
948
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
The Wu-Tang fund.
949
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
the Wutang fund.
950
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
'cause it's for the children.
951
:But when it comes to the children,
Wu-Tang is for the children.
952
:We teach the children.
953
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1:
Oh, right, right.
954
:The Wu-Tang Fund, he put all the
money that the firm had into the
955
:Wu-Tang Fund as a security thing.
956
:So that way if anyone ever found out that
he was no longer an employee there, they
957
:couldn't come after the money because
it was put away in this charitable fund.
958
:So then somehow someone leaked that.
959
:The only reason Bobby was outta the
office is he was fired, and then since
960
:the rest of the big shots were dead, he
decided to come back and scoop it all
961
:back up and appoint himself the CEO.
962
:I think that's what happened, and that's
why everyone's pissed off at him, because
963
:that makes just enough sense for people to
be outraged without him facing jail time.
964
:Yeah.
965
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
time on Victor.
966
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: Yeah.
967
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Thank you.
968
:xhafer--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154903: done.
969
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
And it means that is not the
970
:reason why Laura left him because
he didn't know about the attack.
971
:He just benefited from it.
972
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yes,
I bet you that's what happened.
973
:Yeah.
974
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
the revelation I know has happened
975
:before Laura left him because she
was still all like, Hey, I love
976
:you even though my brother died and
let's screw over this small town.
977
:uh, we then get, uh.
978
:Spiros showing up at work and being
like, Hey, where is everybody?
979
:And they're like, in a meeting.
980
:He's like, but why wasn't I told?
981
:And it's like, well, I guess you
don't be needed in the meeting.
982
:And he is like, but I'm Spiros.
983
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
984
:Um, then we, uh, yeah, Taylor
makes an impression at the,
985
:uh, oh, wait, no, no, no.
986
:I skipped ahead here.
987
:Uh, so yeah, Bobby and
John is the kid's name
988
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
uh,
989
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: John's?
990
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
SK is the guy he's drinking with.
991
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Yeah.
992
:The pasty white kid Who is, yeah.
993
:Uh, well, I mean, he's an adult.
994
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
the New York State
995
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: Oh, no, no.
996
:I was talking, no, I'm talking
about Bobby and his fishing buddy.
997
:benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_06-15-2025_154901:
Oh no, no, that's Rice John
998
:victor_1_06-15-2025_144902-1: John Rice.
999
:Yeah.
:
00:40:13,725 --> 00:40:14,055
Okay.
:
00:40:14,295 --> 00:40:15,525
Yeah, they're out catching fish.
:
00:40:15,555 --> 00:40:21,235
And, uh, during this father, uh,
pseudo father son bonding time, Bobby
:
00:40:21,235 --> 00:40:23,215
drops a fucking Bo Dune reference.
:
00:40:23,605 --> 00:40:24,985
He says, fear is the mind killer.
:
00:40:25,176 --> 00:40:25,716
-:Yes, it is.
:
00:40:26,275 --> 00:40:27,716
-:Like, dammit, dude, I made the
:
00:40:27,721 --> 00:40:29,035
prediction for a Star Trek.
:
00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:31,255
We've had Star Wars, we've had Dune.
:
00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:32,245
Come on man.
:
00:40:32,245 --> 00:40:33,430
Gimme a Star Trek reference.
:
00:40:33,485 --> 00:40:33,605
-:flirting.
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00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:34,165
They're flirting.
:
00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:36,876
-:glow almost had us buy the
:
00:40:36,876 --> 00:40:40,926
Lego ornithopter today while
we were at Barnes and Noble.
:
00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:41,386
-::
00:40:42,183 --> 00:40:43,533
-:I would put that on a shelf so bad
:
00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:48,677
-:got Lego Jaws right behind me right there.
:
00:40:48,736 --> 00:40:49,676
-:oh, you guys got
:
00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:51,243
-:copy of the five rings.
:
00:40:51,343 --> 00:40:53,193
-:Like from Lord of the Rings, or.
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00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,790
-:it's the book I was,
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00:40:55,074 --> 00:40:56,304
-:The legend of the, yeah.
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00:40:56,530 --> 00:40:58,810
-:no, it's, it's a, uh, uh,
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00:40:59,754 --> 00:41:00,024
-:About a
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00:41:00,910 --> 00:41:02,080
-:uh, yeah, I.
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00:41:02,394 --> 00:41:05,004
-:or is it a, like a dramatization?
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00:41:05,110 --> 00:41:08,260
-:No, it is, uh, uh, the book, Mui mi
:
00:41:08,274 --> 00:41:09,894
-:the, I know the thing actually happened.
:
00:41:09,894 --> 00:41:13,104
I'm asking if the book is a
dramatization of historical events
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00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:15,400
-:No, it is the book written by mui.
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00:41:15,609 --> 00:41:15,899
-::
00:41:15,904 --> 00:41:16,044
Okay,
:
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:16,480
-:Yeah.
:
00:41:16,824 --> 00:41:17,094
-::
00:41:17,698 --> 00:41:18,778
-:Is that, uh, okay.
:
00:41:18,778 --> 00:41:19,348
I'm sorry.
:
00:41:19,408 --> 00:41:21,388
Uh, uneducated douche bag here.
:
00:41:21,388 --> 00:41:26,728
Victor, uh, does that have to do
with the dynasty warriors era of
:
00:41:27,144 --> 00:41:27,174
-::
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:27,790
-:Yes.
:
00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:29,660
-::
00:41:30,091 --> 00:41:31,681
-:this would be Shogun Warriors
:
00:41:31,681 --> 00:41:33,661
because Dynasty warriors is the,
:
00:41:33,890 --> 00:41:34,250
-::
00:41:34,531 --> 00:41:35,401
-:of the three kingdoms
:
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,230
-::
00:41:36,470 --> 00:41:37,670
Romance of the three kingdoms.
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00:41:37,670 --> 00:41:38,390
That's what I was thinking.
:
00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:39,080
-:Yep.
:
00:41:39,184 --> 00:41:41,044
-:only played Gunda warriors, so
:
00:41:42,890 --> 00:41:43,310
-:Nerd,
:
00:41:46,173 --> 00:41:46,943
It's a gun.
:
00:41:47,667 --> 00:41:47,957
-::
00:41:49,982 --> 00:41:50,522
Anyways.
:
00:41:51,397 --> 00:41:51,727
-::
00:41:51,727 --> 00:41:54,637
So then Chuck is at the, is this
the same steakhouse as well?
:
00:41:54,667 --> 00:41:56,077
Because he's at another steakhouse.
:
00:41:57,078 --> 00:41:57,528
-:Uh.
:
00:41:57,667 --> 00:41:59,797
-:a steakhouse on the, out on the sign.
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00:41:59,847 --> 00:42:01,407
-:But this is in Albany, so it's
:
00:42:01,425 --> 00:42:02,055
-::
00:42:02,085 --> 00:42:02,505
Okay.
:
00:42:02,997 --> 00:42:03,537
-:And
:
00:42:03,675 --> 00:42:03,975
-::
00:42:04,017 --> 00:42:04,917
-:senator is just like,
:
00:42:05,307 --> 00:42:07,017
we drink to a legends.
:
00:42:07,017 --> 00:42:08,217
There's no more like him.
:
00:42:08,217 --> 00:42:10,857
And he's like, yeah, but now
you're not beholden to this guy.
:
00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:11,340
-::
00:42:11,907 --> 00:42:13,467
-:here's this page about all
:
00:42:13,467 --> 00:42:15,057
the dirt I have on you.
:
00:42:15,597 --> 00:42:17,547
Uh, so how about you?
:
00:42:17,597 --> 00:42:18,857
Unscrew me and
:
00:42:21,047 --> 00:42:22,427
all right, okay.
:
00:42:22,517 --> 00:42:24,737
We've now got our dirty deal.
:
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:26,940
-::
00:42:28,385 --> 00:42:32,885
Uh, then see, Taylor makes their
impression at the, uh, firefighters
:
00:42:32,885 --> 00:42:40,565
investor meeting, saying that, um,
uh, Taylor hates, uh, Bobby X just
:
00:42:40,565 --> 00:42:42,035
as much, if not more than they do.
:
00:42:42,905 --> 00:42:43,355
So,
:
00:42:43,801 --> 00:42:44,371
-:Mm-hmm.
:
00:42:44,885 --> 00:42:50,015
-:we go to, uh, did I miss anything here?
:
00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:50,345
Oh, yeah.
:
00:42:50,345 --> 00:42:51,786
No, I skipped, I skipped some stuff here.
:
00:42:51,827 --> 00:42:53,777
-:where, uh, so.
:
00:42:54,842 --> 00:42:58,412
A drunk, uh, John Rice is
just like, you know what?
:
00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:04,352
Screw, you know, getting mad and the
boat will not start to take them back.
:
00:43:05,222 --> 00:43:09,832
and so John is getting drunk and
like more and more mad with Ax
:
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:10,320
-::
00:43:10,972 --> 00:43:13,522
-:he's, uh, acts like radio's back in and
:
00:43:13,522 --> 00:43:15,412
it's just like, Hey, come pick us up.
:
00:43:15,742 --> 00:43:19,372
Hey man, sorry we can't,
I'll give you $10,000.
:
00:43:19,672 --> 00:43:21,202
Sorry, it's emergencies.
:
00:43:21,202 --> 00:43:23,752
It's like, I'll give you a
hundred thousand dollars.
:
00:43:24,472 --> 00:43:25,432
Uh, we'll be there.
:
00:43:25,432 --> 00:43:26,602
Soons
:
00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:28,980
-::
00:43:29,362 --> 00:43:31,042
-:also, his boat is called the,
:
00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:32,290
-:The Vindicator.
:
00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:34,370
The, the ser.
:
00:43:34,390 --> 00:43:34,610
Yes.
:
00:43:35,901 --> 00:43:36,681
-:Yikes.
:
00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:40,075
-::
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:43,135
And I'm actually, go ahead.
:
00:43:44,002 --> 00:43:45,892
-:uh, who is still working with Brian.
:
00:43:47,395 --> 00:43:47,695
-::
00:43:47,695 --> 00:43:48,235
Interesting.
:
00:43:48,442 --> 00:43:50,062
-:that Chuck Sr.
:
00:43:50,272 --> 00:43:54,292
Got his, uh, his permits fast tracked.
:
00:43:54,955 --> 00:43:55,315
-::
00:43:56,032 --> 00:43:56,602
-:Hmm.
:
00:43:59,635 --> 00:44:03,355
-:uh, then we bounce over to, uh,
:
00:44:03,625 --> 00:44:05,965
there's, we're at the funeral.
:
00:44:05,965 --> 00:44:06,235
Yes.
:
00:44:06,235 --> 00:44:07,225
Now we're at Blackjack.
:
00:44:07,225 --> 00:44:08,185
Savage Blackjacks.
:
00:44:08,235 --> 00:44:10,515
Black, uh, Jack Foley.
:
00:44:10,605 --> 00:44:11,025
Yes.
:
00:44:11,646 --> 00:44:11,866
-::
00:44:12,915 --> 00:44:14,055
-:Black Jack Foley's.
:
00:44:14,565 --> 00:44:14,865
Yeah.
:
00:44:14,891 --> 00:44:15,281
-:Mulligan.
:
00:44:15,281 --> 00:44:16,331
Different blackjack.
:
00:44:17,715 --> 00:44:20,415
-:where Chuck makes his move with
:
00:44:20,415 --> 00:44:26,655
the governor brings up, brings
some, um, war, uh, what a warrant.
:
00:44:26,655 --> 00:44:28,875
It's not a warrant, it's a executive.
:
00:44:28,902 --> 00:44:29,802
-:two orders
:
00:44:29,985 --> 00:44:30,345
-::
00:44:30,462 --> 00:44:32,832
-:Hey, I've got the votes in the assembly.
:
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:33,340
-::
00:44:33,612 --> 00:44:34,452
-:you can give me my
:
00:44:34,452 --> 00:44:36,257
powers back, or they can.
:
00:44:36,945 --> 00:44:37,425
-::
00:44:38,172 --> 00:44:39,492
-:if they give me my powers
:
00:44:39,492 --> 00:44:41,412
back, we're enemies.
:
00:44:41,772 --> 00:44:46,032
If you give me my powers back, I've
also got this court order arresting
:
00:44:46,032 --> 00:44:50,502
all of these jerk offs on all of
the stuff they just admitted to.
:
00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:51,795
-::
00:44:52,242 --> 00:44:54,642
-:And the governor's like, well, all right,
:
00:44:54,642 --> 00:44:56,472
I'll be the guy who cleaned up Albany.
:
00:44:56,472 --> 00:44:57,312
Shoot man.
:
00:44:59,095 --> 00:44:59,385
-::
00:44:59,832 --> 00:45:03,312
-:And then Chuck steals the you googly
:
00:45:03,895 --> 00:45:06,175
Thought you were gonna tell me
what a bad your googleize I am.
:
00:45:06,610 --> 00:45:07,010
A what?
:
00:45:07,046 --> 00:45:09,656
A you googleize one
who speaks at funerals.
:
00:45:10,521 --> 00:45:13,131
-:And is just like, Hey, everybody.
:
00:45:13,521 --> 00:45:17,361
Uh, blackjack was a great
man, a wonderful man.
:
00:45:17,361 --> 00:45:21,231
I am now, uh, black Chuck, uh,
:
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,000
-:he gives a Caesar, he mentions
:
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,430
Caesar at his, uh, assassination.
:
00:45:28,101 --> 00:45:29,871
-:or at his funeral where, and he
:
00:45:29,871 --> 00:45:34,131
gives his full friends Romans,
countrymen, lend me your ears.
:
00:45:34,371 --> 00:45:37,551
Uh, which that's Shakespeare.
:
00:45:37,551 --> 00:45:39,021
If not act the actual funeral.
:
00:45:39,021 --> 00:45:39,261
But.
:
00:45:39,756 --> 00:45:40,506
Hey, whatever.
:
00:45:40,746 --> 00:45:49,146
Uh, does his best, uh, mark
Antony and the governor is sitting
:
00:45:49,146 --> 00:45:51,216
there like Brutus, like, oh man.
:
00:45:52,176 --> 00:46:01,566
And they come in and arrest like two dozen
counts, uh, uh, state, uh, and senators.
:
00:46:02,905 --> 00:46:03,205
-::
00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:03,265
The,
:
00:46:03,816 --> 00:46:06,816
-:Chuck walks out like big man on campus.
:
00:46:06,870 --> 00:46:07,290
-::
00:46:07,990 --> 00:46:12,025
Uh, I just love that these cops,
and FBI agents or whatever,
:
00:46:12,025 --> 00:46:15,445
they must have been just waiting
outside the door of this funeral.
:
00:46:16,435 --> 00:46:20,125
This was whole squads of them
just waiting for the right moment.
:
00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:21,055
And Chuck was all just like, okay.
:
00:46:21,055 --> 00:46:25,255
Now when I say the bit about
seizures, Caesar, uh, you just
:
00:46:25,255 --> 00:46:26,515
bust in to start arresting people.
:
00:46:27,295 --> 00:46:29,485
It needs to have this dramatic entry.
:
00:46:30,366 --> 00:46:31,776
-:And one of the cops is like, so
:
00:46:31,776 --> 00:46:38,076
when he says ceases, does he mean
chicken ceases a salmon ceases?
:
00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:39,025
-::
00:46:39,906 --> 00:46:41,406
-:a nice dame, she just had
:
00:46:41,406 --> 00:46:42,786
a salmon Caesar salad.
:
00:46:44,856 --> 00:46:45,456
That's Beth.
:
00:46:45,606 --> 00:46:48,546
We had lunch with Beth yesterday
and she had a salmon Caesar salad.
:
00:46:49,060 --> 00:46:49,450
-::
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,240
No, when my, uh, when my mother
was pregnant, they were all just
:
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,700
like, uh, they were like, oh,
yeah, this baby's gotta come out.
:
00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:55,660
Do you want a cesarean?
:
00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:58,180
And she's like, nah, I'm allergic to eggs.
:
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:00,660
-::
00:47:02,136 --> 00:47:03,456
-:He, that's why it's
:
00:47:03,456 --> 00:47:04,656
called a cesarean section.
:
00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:06,576
'cause Caesar was born by
:
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,150
-:Yeah, I know.
:
00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:09,640
I was making a joke about the
Caesar salad, Ben, which apparently
:
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,930
has nothing to do with Caesar.
:
00:47:10,930 --> 00:47:12,190
I just learned recently.
:
00:47:12,216 --> 00:47:13,986
-:know, there's no eggs in a Caesar salad.
:
00:47:14,050 --> 00:47:14,170
-::
00:47:14,170 --> 00:47:15,610
There are those to make the dressing.
:
00:47:15,846 --> 00:47:16,536
-:Oh,
:
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:16,900
-::
00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:17,315
-:salad.
:
00:47:17,316 --> 00:47:18,126
-:I didn't know that.
:
00:47:18,156 --> 00:47:20,226
'cause I was just like,
that's a cob salad.
:
00:47:20,854 --> 00:47:22,594
the hero of Canton.
:
00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:23,764
A man they called
:
00:47:26,581 --> 00:47:28,771
-:it's also not vegetarian.
:
00:47:32,701 --> 00:47:33,201
-::
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:35,241
-:Uh, it has anchovies in it.
:
00:47:35,515 --> 00:47:35,935
-::
00:47:36,305 --> 00:47:40,285
But Chuck, as this is going on, as he
is delivering his speech, he says, we
:
00:47:40,285 --> 00:47:45,565
need, uh, something about, uh, giving
blackjack Foley a proper sendoff.
:
00:47:45,595 --> 00:47:48,115
And I'm just DiCaprio, he said the thing.
:
00:47:52,330 --> 00:47:56,990
Anyway, um, Bobby reveals
his master plan to John Rice.
:
00:47:57,970 --> 00:47:59,125
-:While we were on the boat,
:
00:47:59,474 --> 00:47:59,804
-::
00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:00,595
-:you.
:
00:48:00,835 --> 00:48:01,885
We fucked you hard.
:
00:48:02,789 --> 00:48:04,089
-:So, so much fucking,
:
00:48:04,704 --> 00:48:07,194
-:was a genuine heist movie moment
:
00:48:07,194 --> 00:48:10,104
where he just shows everything that
was going on behind the scenes.
:
00:48:10,104 --> 00:48:14,094
And Ari was on the radio being
the Coast Guard or whatever.
:
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,040
-:appreciate the flashback when
:
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,420
like all of the people in the war
room are like putting the pressure
:
00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:25,310
on the, uh, olive rice's, uh,
investors, including who's back
:
00:48:27,229 --> 00:48:27,739
-:Dollar bill.
:
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,270
-:Dan
:
00:48:29,574 --> 00:48:29,814
-::
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:30,950
-:is back.
:
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:34,370
But I appreciated when they
called, uh, Spiros in, he's like,
:
00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:36,860
Ooh, I get to be part of a crime.
:
00:48:37,190 --> 00:48:37,850
Yay.
:
00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:40,065
I've been here long enough
that this is exciting.
:
00:48:42,710 --> 00:48:43,820
but also
:
00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:44,254
-:of fun with
:
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,400
-:This is one of those things where it's
:
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,250
like, ah, yes, wonderful for a TV show.
:
00:48:48,610 --> 00:48:52,990
But it's like they keep calling all of,
uh, Rice's investors and being like,
:
00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:55,060
Hey, here's all the stuff going on.
:
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:59,470
It's like, and not a single
person called back to, uh.
:
00:48:59,830 --> 00:49:05,170
Rice's investment company, you're
like, Hey, ax kept talking bullshit.
:
00:49:05,649 --> 00:49:06,339
-:They did.
:
00:49:07,179 --> 00:49:08,054
-:Well, they did, but.
:
00:49:08,439 --> 00:49:09,189
-:his phone.
:
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,740
-:Well, no, but they didn't, so they
:
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:15,165
didn't, couldn't call Rice, they
couldn't call anyone else at his company.
:
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:16,359
-:Well, they did
:
00:49:16,405 --> 00:49:16,525
-:I,
:
00:49:16,659 --> 00:49:16,959
-:phone.
:
00:49:17,019 --> 00:49:21,759
If you look at the messages on his phone,
as it blows up, it's his coworkers trying
:
00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:23,319
to get ahold of him about all the shit.
:
00:49:23,609 --> 00:49:25,109
-:See now that's on Rice.
:
00:49:25,109 --> 00:49:29,009
Then if he didn't delegate his decision
making authority to anyone else in the
:
00:49:29,009 --> 00:49:31,409
office, he set himself up for failure.
:
00:49:31,420 --> 00:49:32,950
-:of thing where it's like, Hey man, if I'm
:
00:49:32,950 --> 00:49:38,650
invested at Victor Corp and then X Corp
calls and it's just like, Hey, did you
:
00:49:38,650 --> 00:49:40,990
know that, uh, Victor's totally on meth?
:
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,130
Uh,
:
00:49:42,854 --> 00:49:43,144
-::
00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:45,670
-:what?
:
00:49:45,670 --> 00:49:49,780
Uh, you know, clearly you are
getting something out of this X Corp.
:
00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:53,050
I'm gonna call, you know,
somebody over at Victor Corp.
:
00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:55,870
Hey, I can't get Vic,
I'm gonna call, you know.
:
00:49:56,215 --> 00:49:58,825
Corin and she'll be like, no,
what are you talking about?
:
00:49:59,275 --> 00:50:01,765
Victor's on a boat right now.
:
00:50:01,915 --> 00:50:04,405
He's not doing crimes
and I'm not leaving him.
:
00:50:04,405 --> 00:50:06,055
And I'm like, Hmm,
:
00:50:06,119 --> 00:50:07,829
-:it is like there's no one else.
:
00:50:08,399 --> 00:50:08,789
Yeah.
:
00:50:08,789 --> 00:50:11,609
There's no one else in the
office that he trusts to handle
:
00:50:11,609 --> 00:50:14,069
things while he takes like, yeah.
:
00:50:14,155 --> 00:50:15,685
-:assume X Corp is lying.
:
00:50:15,685 --> 00:50:15,715
I,
:
00:50:16,289 --> 00:50:17,279
-:That's, yeah.
:
00:50:17,469 --> 00:50:19,389
-:a perfectly legitimate organization that
:
00:50:19,389 --> 00:50:20,769
I would definitely trust with my money.
:
00:50:21,759 --> 00:50:22,239
-::
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:23,799
Is this a Twitter joke or
:
00:50:23,826 --> 00:50:24,996
-:this is a Jera joke.
:
00:50:25,569 --> 00:50:26,529
-:do you have an X Corp?
:
00:50:27,030 --> 00:50:27,300
-:This is
:
00:50:27,499 --> 00:50:28,429
-:Is that an X-Men thing?
:
00:50:28,456 --> 00:50:29,326
-:have an EX corp,
:
00:50:29,449 --> 00:50:31,909
-:I'll bet you there's an x, uh,
:
00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:32,520
-:anyways,
:
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,954
-:X factor that's, yeah.
:
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,400
-:we find Wendy in her Facebook, uh,
:
00:50:38,430 --> 00:50:43,380
stalking of everyone over at Mason
Capital, which is Taylor's company,
:
00:50:43,576 --> 00:50:44,026
-:Yeah.
:
00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:46,440
-:was talking shit, uh, because
:
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,390
they all came over with Taylor.
:
00:50:49,110 --> 00:50:52,620
Finds out that Taylor actually
shut them down from talking
:
00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:54,780
shit on the social medias and
:
00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:56,059
-:So seems like Taylor.
:
00:50:56,070 --> 00:50:56,580
-:Wendy.
:
00:50:57,199 --> 00:51:00,349
-:Taylor seems like the Facebook admin
:
00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:03,469
who would be all just like, guys,
calm down, no personal attacks.
:
00:51:05,343 --> 00:51:10,623
In the war room party back at, uh,
at AX headquarters, uh, that's either
:
00:51:10,623 --> 00:51:12,378
passing around another bottle of Mitch's.
:
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:15,199
-:I feel like they're sponsored by ERs.
:
00:51:15,578 --> 00:51:15,868
-::
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:16,159
-:I,
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00:51:16,348 --> 00:51:17,338
-:They have to be at this
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00:51:17,538 --> 00:51:17,958
-::
00:51:19,653 --> 00:51:19,833
Yeah.
:
00:51:19,833 --> 00:51:21,903
This is the third episode
in a row that we've seen.
:
00:51:23,309 --> 00:51:24,509
-:I mean, it's good bourbon,
:
00:51:25,533 --> 00:51:27,543
-:mean, if it wasn't worth like, double
:
00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:31,263
the amount of the mortgage payment
I have, I would, I would try one.
:
00:51:31,454 --> 00:51:34,004
-:are, there are economic bottles of it.
:
00:51:34,108 --> 00:51:34,288
-:There's
:
00:51:34,413 --> 00:51:34,713
-::
00:51:35,488 --> 00:51:36,718
-:bottles of mixtures.
:
00:51:36,963 --> 00:51:38,853
-:was super surprised, uh, yesterday
:
00:51:38,853 --> 00:51:41,793
when I was at the bar and I finally
got to try a forteza, which is like
:
00:51:41,793 --> 00:51:47,293
the, uh, the big dog of tequilas and
I'm kind of a tequila snob, and it was
:
00:51:47,293 --> 00:51:50,773
the first time trying, it was good,
but I don't think it's $200 a bottle.
:
00:51:50,773 --> 00:51:51,073
Good.
:
00:51:51,163 --> 00:51:51,463
So, Hmm.
:
00:51:52,224 --> 00:51:52,884
-:And that's the thing,
:
00:51:53,023 --> 00:51:54,643
-:bucks a shot for Christ's sake.
:
00:51:54,684 --> 00:51:56,184
-:diminishing returns.
:
00:51:56,214 --> 00:52:02,274
Like I find once you get to the 60 to $80
bottle, not getting much better than that.
:
00:52:02,473 --> 00:52:03,198
-:That's a good point.
:
00:52:03,313 --> 00:52:03,613
Yeah.
:
00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:05,653
Uh, alcoholics in the Discord.
:
00:52:05,653 --> 00:52:06,643
Listen to Ben's advice,
:
00:52:07,359 --> 00:52:09,294
-:Hey friends, it is Ben.
:
00:52:09,744 --> 00:52:14,154
He your internet drunk and if you,
:
00:52:14,198 --> 00:52:14,588
-:don't.
:
00:52:14,708 --> 00:52:15,368
We don't need to
:
00:52:15,444 --> 00:52:17,004
-:if you mix everything
:
00:52:17,004 --> 00:52:18,264
with Coke, it's fine.
:
00:52:18,479 --> 00:52:19,644
It is fine.
:
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:20,288
-::
00:52:21,278 --> 00:52:23,528
Anyways, Wendy calls Taylor to talk.
:
00:52:23,918 --> 00:52:27,908
Chuck meets with his dad as
the FBI and Kate watch on,
:
00:52:27,909 --> 00:52:28,509
-:Okay.
:
00:52:28,748 --> 00:52:28,898
-::
00:52:28,993 --> 00:52:30,823
-:obvious FBI surveillance.
:
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:32,289
-:to be smart
:
00:52:33,043 --> 00:52:33,313
-::
00:52:33,399 --> 00:52:35,859
-:like, I got my permits back clean and
:
00:52:35,859 --> 00:52:38,919
fast, and I'm like, this is New York City.
:
00:52:39,999 --> 00:52:46,219
There is nothing more conspicuous than
getting your permits back clean and quick.
:
00:52:46,448 --> 00:52:46,868
-::
00:52:47,989 --> 00:52:49,219
-:If I'm Chuck Senior, I'm
:
00:52:49,219 --> 00:52:51,049
like, oh no, I'm screwed.
:
00:52:51,379 --> 00:52:52,849
Like somebody's onto me.
:
00:52:53,813 --> 00:52:54,143
-::
00:52:54,203 --> 00:52:57,563
There's apparently, there's nothing
clean in New York except the water,
:
00:52:57,563 --> 00:52:59,543
which surprised the hell outta me.
:
00:53:00,353 --> 00:53:02,813
Had a discussion about this
recently in, uh, in the,
:
00:53:02,934 --> 00:53:03,094
-:good.
:
00:53:03,204 --> 00:53:04,334
Detroit Water also.
:
00:53:04,334 --> 00:53:04,614
Great.
:
00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:07,343
-:that's, that boggles my mind.
:
00:53:07,343 --> 00:53:08,363
That does not compute at all.
:
00:53:08,923 --> 00:53:11,463
-:How we have literally one of the largest
:
00:53:11,463 --> 00:53:12,903
western fries of freshwater in the
:
00:53:13,234 --> 00:53:14,749
-:That is why I'm so happy to
:
00:53:14,749 --> 00:53:15,829
be in Michigan right now.
:
00:53:16,129 --> 00:53:17,929
A when the rest of you die, like.
:
00:53:19,264 --> 00:53:21,094
No hurricanes, no earthquakes.
:
00:53:21,094 --> 00:53:22,264
We got all the water.
:
00:53:22,438 --> 00:53:22,858
-::
00:53:22,953 --> 00:53:25,983
-:feet above sea level, so if the ice caps
:
00:53:25,983 --> 00:53:27,843
melt, we're good for a long ass time.
:
00:53:27,964 --> 00:53:28,414
-:yeah.
:
00:53:28,564 --> 00:53:29,014
Unless
:
00:53:29,188 --> 00:53:29,363
-::
00:53:30,094 --> 00:53:31,744
-:ice caps melt, we're fine.
:
00:53:31,804 --> 00:53:33,154
Like we get another ice age.
:
00:53:33,154 --> 00:53:33,334
Okay.
:
00:53:33,334 --> 00:53:35,914
We did get completely
covered in ice that one time.
:
00:53:35,973 --> 00:53:37,773
-:Another ice age would totally fuck us
:
00:53:37,894 --> 00:53:38,164
-:Yeah.
:
00:53:38,344 --> 00:53:39,544
But that's the one thing.
:
00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:42,383
-:well, I say it happens, it comes to Texas.
:
00:53:42,383 --> 00:53:43,763
I'll let you guys stay in my backyard.
:
00:53:43,763 --> 00:53:44,243
We'll be fine.
:
00:53:44,273 --> 00:53:45,143
-:we'll talk to Corin.
:
00:53:45,587 --> 00:53:45,877
-::
00:53:47,752 --> 00:53:49,612
That is the episode.
:
00:53:49,691 --> 00:53:50,651
-:that's the episode.
:
00:53:51,101 --> 00:53:56,411
Uh, did either of you guys, uh, see a bag
of money anywhere in this entire episode?
:
00:53:56,516 --> 00:53:57,161
I, I did not.
:
00:53:57,221 --> 00:53:57,611
Damn it.
:
00:53:58,361 --> 00:53:59,591
Uh, lost a point on that one.
:
00:53:59,591 --> 00:53:59,921
Oh, well,
:
00:54:00,142 --> 00:54:00,562
-::
00:54:00,623 --> 00:54:01,763
-:we do now get to do our
:
00:54:01,763 --> 00:54:02,963
predictions and this
:
00:54:02,981 --> 00:54:04,331
-:well, first we gotta roll the bones.
:
00:54:04,553 --> 00:54:04,973
-:Oh, okay.
:
00:54:05,122 --> 00:54:05,662
-:them bones
:
00:54:05,711 --> 00:54:06,701
-:Roll the bones.
:
00:54:06,892 --> 00:54:08,902
-:you get, we get to know the description
:
00:54:08,902 --> 00:54:10,612
of the next episode before we make
:
00:54:10,703 --> 00:54:12,083
-:I always write mine down first.
:
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:15,202
-:well, that's the thing, is I do two,
:
00:54:15,322 --> 00:54:19,132
but I also write down the episode
descriptions first because I roll
:
00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:20,602
after I finish taking my notes.
:
00:54:20,602 --> 00:54:21,682
And this is all a show
:
00:54:24,343 --> 00:54:25,353
-:It's a really big shoe.
:
00:54:26,212 --> 00:54:26,842
-:that's an 11.
:
00:54:28,027 --> 00:54:30,367
Which is another perfect season.
:
00:54:30,367 --> 00:54:30,727
Skip.
:
00:54:30,727 --> 00:54:33,307
That's two elevens in a
row, the 12 episode seasons.
:
00:54:33,476 --> 00:54:34,166
-::
00:54:34,267 --> 00:54:35,887
-:going to season five, episode
:
00:54:35,887 --> 00:54:38,737
five, which is contract
:
00:54:39,356 --> 00:54:40,226
-::
00:54:40,747 --> 00:54:42,277
-:ax must reckon with his
:
00:54:42,277 --> 00:54:43,807
past to secure his future.
:
00:54:44,647 --> 00:54:48,307
Chuck plots against Axe with
the help of some old associates.
:
00:54:48,476 --> 00:54:49,286
-::
00:54:49,357 --> 00:54:51,367
-:Chuck and Wendy both try to move on,
:
00:54:51,427 --> 00:54:53,617
but get forced together by an emergency.
:
00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:57,697
Wendy and Taylor embark on a new venture.
:
00:54:57,926 --> 00:55:00,146
-::
00:55:00,146 --> 00:55:04,436
I was almost gonna make a prediction
based on Wendy and Taylor, but ow.
:
00:55:04,436 --> 00:55:04,676
Wow.
:
00:55:05,006 --> 00:55:07,856
Speaking of predictions, it's
everyone's favorite time of the show.
:
00:55:07,953 --> 00:55:10,383
Thinking, what are you doing up there?
:
00:55:10,863 --> 00:55:14,763
Guessing, I guess.
:
00:55:14,763 --> 00:55:15,753
No one's coming.
:
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:16,713
I have seen future.
:
00:55:18,093 --> 00:55:19,563
You ruined the prophecy.
:
00:55:19,889 --> 00:55:20,159
-:All right.
:
00:55:20,219 --> 00:55:21,479
I'll go first this time
:
00:55:21,487 --> 00:55:21,907
-::
00:55:21,989 --> 00:55:22,709
-:go last.
:
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:25,709
Um, so I'm gonna go daytime.
:
00:55:26,189 --> 00:55:28,380
We never see rice again in,
:
00:55:28,562 --> 00:55:28,922
-::
00:55:29,708 --> 00:55:31,003
-:That's a good prediction.
:
00:55:31,292 --> 00:55:31,797
-::
00:55:32,249 --> 00:55:34,109
-:feel, 'cause I feel like it's 50 50.
:
00:55:34,109 --> 00:55:38,579
He ends up working for
Taylor in the, like at, uh,
:
00:55:38,717 --> 00:55:39,192
-::
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:41,039
-:cap, uh, corp.
:
00:55:41,099 --> 00:55:45,959
Uh, where they form the,
the anti, uh, the anti acts.
:
00:55:45,989 --> 00:55:50,819
Uh, we're also giant pieces of shit,
but we're not him like Taylor tr
:
00:55:50,849 --> 00:55:55,529
pretending to be the good guy when
they last EPIs or two episodes ago.
:
00:55:55,529 --> 00:55:58,229
Were just like, how about
we screw over a small town?
:
00:55:58,949 --> 00:55:59,239
-::
00:55:59,276 --> 00:56:00,176
-:you're awful.
:
00:56:00,596 --> 00:56:05,156
Like, um, evening, um, Chuck Sr.
:
00:56:05,156 --> 00:56:06,146
Goes to jail.
:
00:56:07,316 --> 00:56:15,566
And I am gonna say bonus point for if,
uh, uh, Chuck goes to flip on him and
:
00:56:15,566 --> 00:56:24,416
senior, uh, admits to everything so that
does not go on the record flipping on him.
:
00:56:24,685 --> 00:56:25,825
-:man, I have almost.
:
00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:30,100
The same prediction, but
definitely different.
:
00:56:30,296 --> 00:56:30,776
-:Okay.
:
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:31,060
-::
00:56:31,069 --> 00:56:31,289
-::
00:56:31,390 --> 00:56:32,800
-:prime time and then I'll do mine.
:
00:56:32,936 --> 00:56:35,846
-:And my prime time is we get two more
:
00:56:35,906 --> 00:56:38,366
actual New York business owners.
:
00:56:39,670 --> 00:56:39,910
-::
00:56:40,256 --> 00:56:40,886
-:We got the
:
00:56:41,069 --> 00:56:41,609
-:That's a good one.
:
00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:42,299
Yeah.
:
00:56:42,476 --> 00:56:44,216
-:the, uh, owner of the Giants.
:
00:56:44,516 --> 00:56:47,456
I think in the about three
episodes we've got left.
:
00:56:47,786 --> 00:56:49,436
Two more actual business
:
00:56:49,589 --> 00:56:51,149
-:Oh, that's a bold prediction.
:
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,249
-:That's why I went prime time.
:
00:56:52,249 --> 00:56:52,729
'cause we're,
:
00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:53,002
-::
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:56,659
-:could be done with this show three more
:
00:56:56,932 --> 00:56:58,222
-:Yeah, if you roll high, then yeah.
:
00:56:58,822 --> 00:56:59,062
All right.
:
00:56:59,062 --> 00:56:59,872
J what do you got?
:
00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:03,078
-:Daytime Chuck's dad is going to jail
:
00:57:03,409 --> 00:57:03,949
-:Yeah.
:
00:57:04,252 --> 00:57:05,122
-:I made that prediction.
:
00:57:05,577 --> 00:57:10,147
I think on the first episode, but hey,
we all get points if Chuck goes to jail,
:
00:57:10,954 --> 00:57:13,539
-:Victor, we all get points in the dark.
:
00:57:15,003 --> 00:57:17,463
-:my evening prediction is where we, we
:
00:57:17,553 --> 00:57:22,683
see it headend because Chuck's dad is
gonna sell out his son to get out of jail
:
00:57:22,987 --> 00:57:24,487
-:Ooh, I can see that happening.
:
00:57:24,547 --> 00:57:25,117
That'll be good.
:
00:57:25,143 --> 00:57:25,713
-:around.
:
00:57:25,773 --> 00:57:32,793
And then my primetime prediction, indie
finale, Chuck and Axe are going to
:
00:57:32,793 --> 00:57:36,243
be, either we start the episode with
them incarcerated, or they are both
:
00:57:36,243 --> 00:57:38,043
incarcerated by the end of the episode.
:
00:57:38,317 --> 00:57:38,737
-:Both of them.
:
00:57:39,273 --> 00:57:42,513
-:point, if they either are cellmates or
:
00:57:42,513 --> 00:57:46,113
next door to each other, depending on the
configuration of the cells, they end up in
:
00:57:46,204 --> 00:57:47,644
-:That is a fun last shot of
:
00:57:47,827 --> 00:57:48,637
-:That would be great,
:
00:57:48,754 --> 00:57:51,154
-:out Dolly's shot and they're both behind
:
00:57:51,367 --> 00:57:51,457
-::
00:57:51,664 --> 00:57:52,114
-:just like,
:
00:57:52,863 --> 00:57:53,553
-:yeah, yeah.
:
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:56,068
Either they're cellmates next
to each other, they're nearby.
:
00:57:56,248 --> 00:57:57,688
The point is it's a fun shot.
:
00:57:57,992 --> 00:57:58,682
-:That would be great.
:
00:57:58,682 --> 00:57:59,942
That would be a great way to end the show.
:
00:58:00,104 --> 00:58:01,724
-:and spins and they're across
:
00:58:01,724 --> 00:58:03,284
the cell block from each other.
:
00:58:03,448 --> 00:58:03,748
-::
00:58:03,872 --> 00:58:04,232
-::
00:58:04,288 --> 00:58:05,398
-:forced to stare at each other.
:
00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:06,388
That'd be perfect too.
:
00:58:06,537 --> 00:58:08,732
-:would be even better if this, they both
:
00:58:08,732 --> 00:58:14,852
die on a bar stool when we get their, uh,
their spirit lifting off Jim just drinking
:
00:58:14,852 --> 00:58:16,262
their way to the afterlife with Mitch.
:
00:58:16,772 --> 00:58:20,012
Which, uh, speaking of which,
my daytime prediction, yeah.
:
00:58:20,552 --> 00:58:22,637
My daytime prediction is we
get another bottle of Mitch's.
:
00:58:23,818 --> 00:58:25,468
-:I feel like that's not enough for a
:
00:58:25,577 --> 00:58:25,967
-::
00:58:26,027 --> 00:58:28,907
If you guys can say we never
see a fucking guest star again.
:
00:58:28,907 --> 00:58:30,557
I can say we get another bottle of miers.
:
00:58:31,293 --> 00:58:31,413
-::
00:58:31,574 --> 00:58:33,134
-:as long as it's a celebration.
:
00:58:33,897 --> 00:58:35,577
-:A clear shot of the label.
:
00:58:35,667 --> 00:58:35,877
Alright.
:
00:58:36,518 --> 00:58:36,848
-::
00:58:36,864 --> 00:58:38,844
-:gonna say it has to be the brown label.
:
00:58:39,297 --> 00:58:39,837
-::
00:58:39,837 --> 00:58:40,497
I thought it was green.
:
00:58:40,584 --> 00:58:41,604
-:got green label.
:
00:58:41,697 --> 00:58:42,117
-::
00:58:42,567 --> 00:58:42,987
Okay.
:
00:58:43,058 --> 00:58:44,678
-:were drinking the, I think the green LA
:
00:58:44,787 --> 00:58:45,147
-::
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:49,017
We get another bottle of brown
ERs making the note right now.
:
00:58:49,077 --> 00:58:52,707
Okay, now why did my autocorrect
change it to O'Brien?
:
00:58:53,247 --> 00:58:55,977
Jesus Brown ERs.
:
00:58:56,877 --> 00:59:00,357
My, my autocorrect is
changing brown to O'Brien God.
:
00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:03,597
Okay, anyway, uh, evening prediction.
:
00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:05,427
We get the title of the
episode, dropped Again
:
00:59:06,174 --> 00:59:06,654
-:All right.
:
00:59:07,287 --> 00:59:08,157
-:and Prime Time.
:
00:59:08,157 --> 00:59:10,077
This is the one I was
gonna make last episode.
:
00:59:10,557 --> 00:59:11,547
Uh.
:
00:59:12,012 --> 00:59:12,912
Taylor and Dollar Bill.
:
00:59:12,912 --> 00:59:13,182
Bang.
:
00:59:16,074 --> 00:59:18,054
-:Oh, that's a hate, hate bang.
:
00:59:19,459 --> 00:59:20,269
-::
00:59:20,689 --> 00:59:21,829
Well, that's our show everyone.
:
00:59:23,789 --> 00:59:28,319
Uh, if I could, uh, just take a moment
to pimp something before we do our outro.
:
00:59:28,859 --> 00:59:32,789
If you guys don't mind to our listeners
out there who enjoyed our coverage
:
00:59:32,789 --> 00:59:38,819
of the Expanse, uh, two or three
seasons ago, uh, over on YouTube.
:
00:59:39,849 --> 00:59:44,529
my buddy Tiger Mike, is hosting
a new podcast called The Blue Go
:
00:59:44,529 --> 00:59:49,839
Review, where him and I review the
expanse, uh, every single episode,
:
00:59:50,229 --> 00:59:51,819
not just the ones we rolled dice on.
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-:Productions.
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I searched Tiger Mike Expanse on YouTube
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-:Yeah, there it is.
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The Blue goo review.
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First episode is up.
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It's a little rough.
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We're still figuring out our editing and
our format, but uh, yeah, if you're a
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big expanse nerd out there like me, uh,
I think you'll enjoy our coverage of it.
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So yeah, check it out.
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Thank you.
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-:fun.
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-:I can't help but notice that
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when I search DMT Expanse, I
get a lot of stuff about drugs.
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-:Ah,
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-:Yeah, it's a, that's a side effect
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of my choice of, uh, punny names.
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So, you know, at first when I changed
the, I thought it was DNT, it was
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Dominion Network Television originally.
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And then I had to wait like 90 days
to change it again on Facebook.
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So it was like, oh dude, it's the
wrong, no, it's DMT is the drug.
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So anyway, uh, speaking of
drugs, let's give our thank
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you to Ripe who are drug free.
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I think, I don't know.
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Probably.
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Who knows?
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They seem, they seem like great guys.
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-:They were, they're super cool and they
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just dropped a new music video, uh
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-:go watch it.
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-:What's the name of the music video?
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-:uh,
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-:uh, try not to
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-:try not to
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-:Trying not to look,
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-:which is a, which was super fun.
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'cause it's a song about, uh,
it's a, is the ripe birthday song
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-:in Grand Rapids on my wife's birthday.
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-:Oh, that's awesome.
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Awesome.
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