Episode 3

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3rd Mar 2026

LTO - Downton Abbey - S1E7 - Wash the Train Off

This week on LTO: Ben names the Lord's junk, Victor asks about telephone operators, and Xhafer defends his position on the definition of Messiest Bitch.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Hello and welcome to last time

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on This is the podcast for people

who wanna watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for it?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I don't have time.

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I have to get these dishes ready.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Benjamin, I do declare that.

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Uh, yes.

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Uh, well that's why you're listening

to last time on because we are

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taking the trouble out of it.

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We are watching the shows at warp speeds,

so you don't have to, and by the way,

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I can, I would like to announce for the

record that this is the only podcast

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on the internet that can claim it is

hosted by three individuals who have

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never intentionally put soap in the soup.

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We

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yes.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: non

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Yeah, haven't,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: soup

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

not intentionally correct.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: here.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

of soap going on in this episode.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Sure

is You think that's a thing in general?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Like

that just were missing with the show.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

There's a soap related plot

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in every other episode or so.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

well, uh, I mean, would this

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be considered a, a soap opera?

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Maybe.

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It's not really.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

you got one?

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Which is,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

up on your soap box and tell us about it.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: which

is interesting because I, I just

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realized the other day, um, I,

I getting this show confused con

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conflated with two other shows.

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I, I, I, Bridgeton,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Street

and Downton Abbey were previously

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all the same thing in my head.

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I, I didn't know there were

three different shows, so

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

So Bridger is like very musical,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh, gross.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

right?

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Like they do lots of like,

interpretations of modern songs in it.

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They do.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Weird.

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Okay.

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So is it a comedy?

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, I don't, I've never watched it.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Ah, weird.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: I

just know that there's the music, um,

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coronation Street, I have to imagine

is a little bit more royal than this.

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Based off of the name?

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Street, uh, holds the record for

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the longest running TV show ever.

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Continuously, I think.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

British soap opera.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: one.

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That's

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Okay.

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So

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

that my favorite, uh,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

not Royal.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

uh, Craig Charles was on for

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a While of Red Dwarf Fame.

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I know we got a few dwarfs in the Discord.

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You know

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

It's been on since:

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Fuck

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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Longer than fucking

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: cops.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Who or Cops.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Cops is the one I always go to

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because you just, it feels like

Cops has been on TV for forever.

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It has.

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Um, it's just like, what's

the longest running TV show?

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And I, without my gut

answer is always cops.

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I know it's wrong,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Hmm.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

it just feels right.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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Well, speaking of, uh, things that

feel right, this, uh, oh, wait, wait.

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Before we get started, uh, I had

a interesting dentist appointment.

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Uh,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Cops has been off the air for 13 years.

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Fuck me.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

it's been off for a while.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I didn't know it stopped.

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Okay.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Victor, while you were at your

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dentist appointment, did they

rip one of your teeth out to try

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and get information out of you?

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Like, what

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Thank God.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

dental deductible?

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Yank?

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I don't know.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I just went

in for a cleaning 'cause I realized it

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had been a while, uh, since, uh, yeah,

the, the episode we did the other day.

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Uh, where we, where, where Bill Murray

got his tooth extracted reminded me

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that I haven't been to the dentist

in, uh, God, almost two years.

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So I was like, man, I should

really schedule a cleaning.

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So luckily I found a place I had a

discount for a first time anyway, but,

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uh, so my dentist was a huge nerd and,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I, I

forget how he got on the subject,

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but he was asking about, uh,

you know, so what do you do?

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Oh, you're retired.

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Well, what do you do?

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Uh, and I said, oh, I do a podcast.

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I do comics.

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And he goes, oh, what

kind of comics do you do?

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And I was like, well, it's

kind of a nerdy thing.

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He goes, oh, I'm a huge nerd.

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I'm like, really?

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I write Star Trek comics

because they're more like memes.

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And he goes, oh dude, yeah.

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I love Star.

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Well, no, he said, I'm not much

of a Star Trek fan, but I'm a

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huge magic the Gathering guy.

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And apparently Magic The Gathering

has a Star Trek expansion coming

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out at the, at the end of this

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

In November.

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Yep.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: me to tears.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I've got a case pre-ordered.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Oh God, how much is it cost?

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This gonna cost.

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I'm like, there goes my

paycheck for that month.

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'cause

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Okay.

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So we don't know how big the set is.

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It might not be worth,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: it and you've,

you haven't, you don't even know how many

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: okay.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: you're gonna

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I'm, well, I know how many cards I'm

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gonna get 'cause I know how many cards

come in A case, A case is six boxes.

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A box is 24.

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Pack a pack A pack is 14 cards.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh my

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

know this, but, uh, I'm getting a

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case, uh, through, uh, other means.

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Um,

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So you guys know how I right?

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yes.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I've talked to you about that.

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I'm the highest ranked in the state.

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So I, I have a relationship with because

they need me to come be their for things.

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And so a store that doesn't even

is getting me the case of Star

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Trek cards at cost as a favor,

as a thank you for doing stuff,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: That's cool.

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, xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

But, uh, I wouldn't recommend probably

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buying more than a box or two if

you really wanted to get into it.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: And how

much do those typically run these days?

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

uh, I would imagine a box at launch

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is gonna be about one 20 to one 50.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: fuck that.

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Nevermind

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Um, but I'm getting a case at the

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discounted and then, um, I'm spreading it.

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I'm sharing the case.

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I don't want all six boxes.

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I'm probably gonna open one, maybe

two, and then stash one, and then

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the three are going to other people.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: This is,

this, the magic is, uh, is pretty much

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what inspired, um, the damn gaming

trend that's plaguing, especially

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mobile games with loot boxes.

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And I

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Well, loot boxes are actually

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Jeffrey Epstein's fault.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: what

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

is the thing.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

files.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Yeah, it's in the Epstein files.

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Uh, Bobby Kotick, CEO of Blizzard.

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And one of the first real loot boxes

was Overwatch, lest we forget, uh, had

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a email correspondence with Epstein

where he was consulting about how

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to addict minors with sub gambling

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: a

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

traits.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh my

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Yeah, whole thing.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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I, I I,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Epstein is behind the poll, uh,

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politics board on four chan,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

where all the Nazis hang out.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: oh my

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Also true.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Uh, fucking loot boxes.

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Well, I just heard in the news, uh,

something about I, God, I forget who,

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I think valve under fire from like the,

some department of the, the government

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for basically having unregulated gambling,

because it's been going on forever.

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You know, it is essentially

what loot boxes are.

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So, and it's

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

steam, everything.

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But I

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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There's a lot of steam games.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: but

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

There's,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Uh, that,

that's what magic the Gathering is.

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It's a real life physical loot box.

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I mean, 'cause you, you, you don't

know what cards you're gonna get.

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Right.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

mm-hmm.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: like

if I'm gonna be spending 120 bucks

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on motherfucking magic cards, I

want my Jean Lu Picard guaranteed.

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Okay.

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You know,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: So.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: my board

Queen, I want my Le Cutes, you know?

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: I

mean, you can buy singles and I don't

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think the Star Trek singles market's gonna

get crazy, especially if you're just going

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for normal cards and not like crazy old

arts and stuff that they'll probably have.

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Um, I'm a big fan of Magic Proxies

and I'll go on record of saying that.

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Uh, mostly because WATS is fucking

terrible as a company, both to their

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people and their their consumers.

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And so like this pack of cards right

here, this is a stack of proxies.

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This is for my buddy, uh, who I,

I've split this order with this.

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It was $52 for the stack of cards.

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They're all high quality print.

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They look just like magic

cards except for the back.

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Has the SpongeBob meme

saying, is it a real card?

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Uh, because I don't, no, I'm not

trying to sell these, I'm not

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trying to impersonate anything.

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Like, like I, I, obviously it's a proxy.

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We're not trying to scam anybody.

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Uh, so I got no problems putting

a joke on the back and then having

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the legitimate card on the front,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah, I've

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

uh, because it makes it easier to play.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: and shit

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: for

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

mean, that's what these are.

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Uh, but they're just not, well,

I mean, they're not designed to

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be sold as counterfeit cards.

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They're designed to clearly differentiate.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: someone's

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Uh,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: sell a

black lotus on eBay or some shit.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

but that stack of cards, if you were

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to have purchased the actual cards,

would probably be about $4,000.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: oh my God.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

That's how outta control magic prices are.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: it's

just, that's why I can't give a shit.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: So, yeah,

what I heard today on, um, this podcast

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called Core was, uh, I forget where the

source is from, but apparently there's

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actually like, um, they're pretty much

cartels, uh, in the realm of loot boxes.

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Uh, that what they do is like, they

have third party sites that sell these

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digital goods they'll like, put hits

out on their competitors because, you

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know, you got this, they, they, they

sell these loot boxes third party site,

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and then when another competitor pops up

that's trying to sell their stuff, they

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like hire, uh, hackers to go DDoS the,

the, the other sites because they don't

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want 'em to steal business and shit.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Hmm.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: It's insane.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

was a mistake

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Eh,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: the

telephone was a mistake and, uh.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

they were right.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

we will talk about some of that today.

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We got.

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Speaking of telephones being a

mistake, we got Downton Abbey,

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season one, episode seven,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Episode seven.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

seven.

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I hate this show for that alone.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

It's, it, it keeps things simple.

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Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

We open in July,:

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crawls returned to the estate.

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Literally

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: scrambling.

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Again, I imagine this is how every

episode is gonna open with the maids

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: it,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: around.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

the maid scrambling as some like super

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important date is about to happen.

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Like, 'cause I hear July, 1914 and

I know what we're talking about.

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Um, like my notes literally

say, oh, hey Ben, anything

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important happened in July, 1914,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I, I saw that date and I'm just

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like, well, there's a reason.

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The book I have, the giant history

is called The Guns of August.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: This once

again, showing off my, and, and, you know,

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I, I should really just stop admitting

this on air, but once again, my Texas

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public education, uh, that I was under the

impression that Bates and Lord Grantham

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were old buddies from World War I.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

no,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: No.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: yet.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

It's like, oh, it's funny.

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After this I went and rewatched the

first episode again, now that I have a

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little more context, now that I actually

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

You know some character names.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

of these damn characters.

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So

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

It was much better this

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episode than the pilot.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

figured it out a little more.

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Um, so

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

now instead of anything exciting, we

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have these people barely having half a

conversation and it's more the Boer Wars.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: the,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Because I'm

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

know, I, it's starting to, it's

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starting to hook me a little bit.

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I don't, I say I'm not.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

in this episode

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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:

We did get,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: yeah.

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:

Oh,

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

murder.

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Um,

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

344

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It, it's starting to get me, it, it's,

it's got, it's, it's not gotten me yet.

345

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I'm not invested in the

story, but I'm not uninvested.

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I think I'm just somewhat,

I'm just vested so far.

347

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Not invested quite yet, but, uh, I

348

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

single breasts, not double.

349

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yes,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, I will say

351

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Oh, go ahead,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: I,

I, the first, the first maybe 15 minutes

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of this episode felt like two hours.

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Uh, but then, but then after like,

I don't know if it was I caught up

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: to

care or what the, after that first 15.

357

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The episode did start to catch

me, uh, did start to enjoy it.

358

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

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I admit I was playing PlayStation.

360

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

minutes long for an episode.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Uh,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Finale.

364

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

it felt long.

365

:

'cause I'm like, are used

to an hour of TV is actually

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

minutes,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, you

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Yeah, that's true.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

And so it's like an episode and a half,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: know,

that's something I've noticed about

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when I go back and I watch old TV

shows on streaming, is that the

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writing has most definitely changed,

evolved, in many ways, of course.

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But one way is that writers in TV

shows back in like the nineties,

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early two thousands even, would

have to build up crescendos

378

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right before a commercial break.

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And now it's like streaming still

hasn't fucking figured it out because

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you'll just be watching a show and then

outta nowhere a commercial will drop,

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like mid-sentence for a character.

382

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But if I, I, I love watching old

episodes of the Outer Limits.

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And then like something will build up,

it'll hit like, you know, it'll have a

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dramatic pause and then, you know, it'll

screen will go black for half a second and

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then come back and dramatic pause again.

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It's like, oh, there was supposed to

be a commercial break right there.

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

We do get, uh, so Carson arrives shortly

388

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before the family making sure, uh,

everything's starting to get cleared up.

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And Mrs.

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Hughes is like, I got it dude.

391

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Uh, and then we have the family

arriving by, by Automo car uh.

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Uh, Lord Grantham goes, now

if you'll excuse me, I have

393

:

to go wash the train off.

394

:

And I know it's because he

just was on a coal train

395

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victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Hmm.

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

having ridden on one of those, they

397

:

have one at Greenfield Village.

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:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh really?

399

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

a soy.

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:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Robbie or Jonathan.

401

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

cool.

402

:

Yeah.

403

:

Uh, but I, I also, I now firmly

believe that last time on, uh, Lord

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:

Grantham's nickname for his dick is the

405

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I.

406

:

Oh no,

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

so he's like, excuse me everyone.

408

:

I

409

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

he had to go wash the train.

410

:

Well, his train's been

busy lately as we find out.

411

:

But, but first, uh, we got mention

of the garden party for the hospital.

412

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

413

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I'm

not sure what that's all about.

414

:

Um, but there is mention of the,

God, I, I had her name the, the cook,

415

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Miss Patmore.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

mower.

417

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: pat Moore.

418

:

Yes.

419

:

People are saying about how she's

been, uh, she's been, they're there.

420

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The, they're gossiping about

how she's been trouble lately.

421

:

Uh, then we have the ladies, the

ladies of the house going for a

422

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walk in the park about how summer

in London is better than a winter

423

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in London, which something I don't,

maybe I'd be getting that backwards.

424

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But it does remind me that when I went

to go visit Germany back a long time ago,

425

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just for two weeks in the summertime,

uh, one of the hotels I stayed at

426

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just did not have air conditioning.

427

:

And, and

428

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Oh yeah, that's common.

429

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: thing

is that, uh, yeah, just, you don't,

430

:

you only need it for, uh, a week

out of the entire year in that area.

431

:

But,

432

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

433

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: as these

ladies are walking, uh, just outta

434

:

nowhere, they're walking through this

park and then outta nowhere a Ford

435

:

Bronco comes driving through the park.

436

:

And then I realize that my free trial

of my ad free Amazon has expired.

437

:

And I'm like, oh, shit.

438

:

So,

439

:

which by the way, uh, happy Ford

Truck Month, everyone, uh, I, I,

440

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

we have to be on the precipice of that.

441

:

Like AI integrated ads randomly, like

the technology is, is effectively there.

442

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: park.

443

:

It looked.

444

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

That would be so strange.

445

:

Where it's just like, but we must

smash the on tail, just like the smash

446

:

burgers you can get at in and out.

447

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

e're, we will see that before:

448

:

That will be in streaming

services before:

449

:

I promise you.

450

:

It might not last, but it will be there.

451

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well we know

we, uh, Ford Truck month will still be

452

:

going on because I'm pretty sure every

month is Ford Truck Month, but yeah.

453

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, except for when it's

454

:

Toyotathon or Honda Days,

455

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

but I'm also going to say last time

456

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on, we had an episode set in London

where we had exactly two exterior,

457

:

uh, shots and one walk in a park.

458

:

Uh,

459

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

460

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

is our only proof that we're in London.

461

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

462

:

we have, uh, ah.

463

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

out along with Ms.

464

:

Patmore and her eyes,

Bates is leaving again.

465

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Again,

466

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

some drama with baits.

467

:

He might not be leaving.

468

:

He might be forced to leave.

469

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well,

470

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah,

471

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

mention the, so, uh, I forget it.

472

:

Okay, so Thomas and I, I

believe she's the head made.

473

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Thomas and O'Brien are scheming.

474

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: and O'Brien.

475

:

Right.

476

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

ladies

477

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: having

a, they're having a smoke and

478

:

gossiping, which I think is a, gonna

be a regular thing for these two.

479

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, I don't know, at the end of

480

:

this episode, I don't know if it's

gonna be a regular thing anymore,

481

:

but it was for season one, hon.

482

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

they're, having a smoke reading

483

:

gossipy telegrams and plotting and

scheming, uh, the fucking these two.

484

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yep.

485

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Mary has not returned yet because

486

:

who's she hanging out with?

487

:

Your fair?

488

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Aunt Rosamond.

489

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Who is,

490

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I did get a good look.

491

:

Who is it?

492

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Samantha Bond,

493

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Samantha Bond and the

494

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Oh, God, I,

495

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Money Penny from, uh,

496

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: yes.

497

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh,

498

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Really?

499

:

Oh, wow.

500

:

Huh.

501

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Thank you.

502

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Ah,

dude, I, uh, always love him.

503

:

Love, I love a money.

504

:

Money, penny.

505

:

Every money Penny's been great,

506

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, and

507

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: now

that Penny's been retired, but yeah.

508

:

Uh, when, and Lord Grantham

sees that there's a doctor.

509

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and the bees

510

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

511

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

menopause.

512

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

513

:

He finds out his wife.

514

:

Wait, she's Perga

515

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

516

:

help?

517

:

Is there a possibly that I am peg, rent?

518

:

Am I pregnant or am I okay?

519

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, and I like the doctor's

520

:

just like, well, you understand

women go through a change.

521

:

He's like, I understand

exactly as much as I need to.

522

:

And I'm just like, oh man.

523

:

He's,

524

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: this possible?

525

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

50.

526

:

So like, we're talking 1860s sex ed.

527

:

Like, oh man.

528

:

They're still talking about like,

sometimes a ghost gets your wife pregnant.

529

:

Uh,

530

:

a ghost gets your wife pregnant and your

child looks kind of like the, the waiter.

531

:

Um,

532

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

533

:

God.

534

:

Did they use lambskin condoms back then?

535

:

Were they invented at that point?

536

:

I, I don't.

537

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

those totally existed.

538

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Wow.

539

:

I wonder

540

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

there, there's a, a much longer and

541

:

storied history of contraception

than you would get in Texas.

542

:

Public education, I'll

just say that out loud.

543

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

That's the truth.

544

:

Yeah.

545

:

Uh, so

546

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Lord Grantham now has to start writing

547

:

letters because Lady Cora is four months.

548

:

Prego.

549

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: per,

550

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

A prete.

551

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: uh, um, Ms.

552

:

Pat Moore, she's the cook

who's losing her vision.

553

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Mm-hmm.

554

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Um, uh, my

555

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yep.

556

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: just

says, more telegram gossip spreading.

557

:

Uh

558

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yes.

559

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

And it's, it's because.

560

:

Mr.

561

:

Bates, who I could have sworn, I'm glad

I went and rewatched the first episode

562

:

again, like literally just about an hour

ago, I could have sworn that Bates was

563

:

gone completely by the end of the episode.

564

:

But no, I

565

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

They,

566

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I missed

the part where, yeah, where, where

567

:

he, where Grantham changes his

mind is all just like, all right,

568

:

I just fucking, um, un no reverse.

569

:

Get back inside.

570

:

You're Unfired.

571

:

But he confessed, he confessed

to something recently

572

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

573

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

uh, to a crime.

574

:

uh, well, uh, Ben, I'm gonna

ask you, because you did the

575

:

coin flip on the previously, uh,

before on the pre-show, what?

576

:

Hop on her?

577

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

We find out in this episode.

578

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: No.

579

:

But why did he confess outta nowhere?

580

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

find out in this episode,

581

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Uh, why did IIT.

582

:

I must have missed it,

583

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Last time on, is a whole

584

:

nother deep, dark side of Mr.

585

:

Bates that will eventually come

through and we'll find out that he was

586

:

actually, not only did he get a leg

wound, he had a traumatic brain injury

587

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: eh?

588

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

that prevents him from

589

:

ever explaining anything.

590

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yes.

591

:

Hmm.

592

:

wonder if he really stole all that money

so he could start up a chain of motels.

593

:

The Bates motels.

594

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

595

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, but Mary, uh, who has decided to, to

596

:

linger, uh, because, uh, it seems Matthew

has given her a proposal of marriage.

597

:

And she said, I'll, I'll

respond after the London season.

598

:

Um, which for those of you who don't

know, that is the thing where all of the

599

:

fancy pants, uh, in, in landed gentry

all come back to London for the summer.

600

:

So like all of our kids can mingle and

maybe people get married and stuff.

601

:

Um, because otherwise

we're off on our estates.

602

:

And how do you visit everyone?

603

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Yeah, I guess so.

604

:

Yeah.

605

:

How do you the, the

market's pretty, um, yeah.

606

:

The, the

607

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

all come to London for the

608

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

not very many fish in the sea.

609

:

Okay.

610

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

can meet Duke so and so

611

:

and people can canoodle.

612

:

Uh,

613

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

614

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and so there's Miss Mr.

615

:

Napier and he was supposed to be

getting married, but the wedding is off.

616

:

But also you need to know that

the reason why everybody's been

617

:

treating you like, uh, an outcast

and a uh, a sk hoe is know that, uh.

618

:

Kamal Pook died in your house.

619

:

And the reason why everybody's laying

lending it credence is because Lady Edith

620

:

is where the rumors are coming from.

621

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Bubu,

622

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Um, which one's Lady?

623

:

Edith.

624

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

That is the middle sister, the blonde.

625

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: God.

626

:

Okay.

627

:

There, I'm,

628

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: uh,

629

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: about then

630

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Mary Edith Sybil,

631

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Sybil

632

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

gonna next time on, uh, not a formal

633

:

prediction, but I think that what's

going to end up being the heart of

634

:

this show is married Edith's Beef.

635

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Hmm.

636

:

So this woman, where did she die at again.

637

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

a woman, Ook.

638

:

So

639

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Okay.

640

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

name,

641

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Right

642

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

at Downton Abbey.

643

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: with

644

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

as

645

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mary or.

646

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

deserves to know that he

647

:

died in the arms of a slut.

648

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

649

:

So he, he was, they were, they

were canoodling with Mary was

650

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

assumption.

651

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Okay.

652

:

Wow.

653

:

Huh

654

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I'm, so, I'm gonna say last time

655

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: uh

656

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

on he died mid peg, uh,

657

:

the scandal and shame.

658

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: One.

659

:

Wonder if, they wonder if they hit

his body somewhere in the, in the

660

:

abbey, somewhere in the, the matter,

because I mean, there's a lot of, yeah.

661

:

Maybe they put him in the soup anyway.

662

:

Uh, yeah.

663

:

Mary says her position is in jeopardy

now because of this pregnancy, and

664

:

she says, well, if I delay, uh, won't,

won't he think that I'm after him

665

:

only for his position and his title.

666

:

I'm like, I would think that's

fucking obvious to everyone, you

667

:

know, like, how is this a secret?

668

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh,

669

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

670

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

then we have Maggie, uh, Maggie Smith,

671

:

uh, uh, the DWI Countess talking to

672

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

673

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

And we find out here that, uh,

674

:

Maggie Smith is a giant be to

everyone, and her mate is quitting.

675

:

Uh,

676

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

677

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, we also have, okay, well, uh,

678

:

uh, just one of those things where

the only reason we think there

679

:

is drama happening is editing.

680

:

Uh, where if we saw the first half

of the conversation, we wouldn't

681

:

have drama with the second half of

the conversation, but Lord g them

682

:

is, oh, Matthew, send me your cook.

683

:

And we don't get the first half of the

conversation where, where he is like, oh,

684

:

I talked to this eye doctor in London.

685

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

686

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah,

687

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Christ, man.

688

:

Can you imagine what eye surgery

would've been like in those days?

689

:

Oh, I mean.

690

:

Ugh.

691

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

probably not great,

692

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

693

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

PO probably better than you think.

694

:

This isn't like Leach Town's search.

695

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

time I have to go to the damn

696

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

People were washing their

697

:

hands at this point.

698

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: But

699

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Like

700

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: day,

in:

701

:

down and do that little fucking

702

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: I.

703

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: thing

that blows air right in your eyeball.

704

:

Like, why is that necessary?

705

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Because it tests the pressure in your eye.

706

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well,

there's no other way to do that.

707

:

I mean, okay, so there, there's

708

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

There is no.

709

:

Yeah,

710

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: today

711

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

There's plenty of ways to test

712

:

how your eye reacts to pressure.

713

:

Most of them involve poking it.

714

:

Would you prefer that?

715

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

well, that's what I'm saying is

716

:

that's what they were doing back

717

:

and what are they poking with?

718

:

God, I hope they washed their

hands before with the trail.

719

:

Oh God,

720

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

721

:

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

722

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

a little puff of air, Victor?

723

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: How is Ben

making the dirtiest jokes of this time

724

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: God,

725

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

out of all of us?

726

:

He's the most wholesome one here.

727

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: God.

728

:

The name of this episode is gonna be,

Ben rides the train, and that's not

729

:

gonna make sense until 10 minutes ago.

730

:

O.

731

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, and as we hear, see Lord

732

:

Grantham asking Matthew, oh,

who's that cook you brought?

733

:

Oh, Mrs.

734

:

Bird.

735

:

We see Mrs.

736

:

Patmore, uh, burning herself and

737

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Hmm.

738

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

else for it.

739

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah,

740

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, and now we have, uh,

741

:

just people just being nasty,

nasty, messy, bitches and jair.

742

:

I don't for as awful as

he is in this episode.

743

:

I don't think Thomas is in the top three.

744

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Oh,

745

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: is

746

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

you're wrong.

747

:

You're wrong because of him.

748

:

Uh, in the end, in the down quarters

and towards the end of the episode

749

:

where, uh, right after the miscarriage,

that scene proves you wrong.

750

:

That scene makes him the messiest bitch.

751

:

This episode.

752

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: say no, I

wouldn't say he is the messiest bitch.

753

:

He's just a fucking dick.

754

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

He's just an asshole.

755

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

756

:

I was like,

757

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

He doesn't, we, in this

758

:

episode, we have a murder

759

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: uh,

760

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

somebody dis people destroying

761

:

two different relationships.

762

:

He's just like, man, baby died.

763

:

Your mom died.

764

:

Get over it.

765

:

What you

766

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: yeah,

767

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

like, I work

768

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: he's,

769

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

people just like Thomas.

770

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: He's

like an upscale Biff tannin.

771

:

I think McFly think.

772

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Give a new job.

773

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: If Biff

was born in London, he's just a jerk

774

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

775

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

776

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

and said, Hey, Butthead.

777

:

He's all just like thou anus hats.

778

:

Um,

779

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

we get, uh,

780

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: by the

way, the telephone's been invented.

781

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

782

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

we get Lady and Aunt Rosemary,

783

:

uh, and she's, Mary's like,

but you know, Matthew's smart.

784

:

He could be Lord Chancellor.

785

:

And she's like, but he could be poor.

786

:

Oh, that's, those are equal options.

787

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Geez.

788

:

Uh, yeah.

789

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

And I, here is my prediction

790

:

that is going to end up alone.

791

:

is, she

792

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

What that, which one of you

793

:

made that prediction official?

794

:

That was, yeah.

795

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

I said Mary was gonna be the last

796

:

of her sisters to get married.

797

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yep.

798

:

Um, let's see.

799

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

find out what the charge is against Mr.

800

:

Bates.

801

:

That he stole the regimental silver

802

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

803

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and that he'd served two

804

:

years in prison for it.

805

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Oh, wow, I missed that part.

806

:

He served two years and it's, uh,

it's O'Brien and Thomas who bring

807

:

the news over to, uh, to Carson.

808

:

And I like how o Grantham is skeptical.

809

:

Mr.

810

:

Carson.

811

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

came from Thomas and O'Brien.

812

:

Those guys suck.

813

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

814

:

They're a couple of chatty bitches.

815

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

suck.

816

:

But, the honor and nobility of your

house having someone who was in prison.

817

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Ho ho.

818

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Uh, see,

Grantham calls the cook Pat Moore, and

819

:

she thinks she's about to get canned

he's just like, shut up, stop talking.

820

:

I'm sending you to a doctor.

821

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah,

822

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I

like how she says, forgive me,

823

:

I have to sit in your presence.

824

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

we also have O'Brien showing up in the

825

:

middle of Grantham and Cora talking

and Grantham's, just like, why do

826

:

you deal like O'Brien's the worst?

827

:

You should fire her.

828

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Right,

829

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

That hurts.

830

:

Yeah.

831

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Well, that

just shows that O'Brien's always suffer.

832

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

833

:

And we, uh, that's true.

834

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yep.

835

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

We cut outside and Matthew's like,

836

:

so Mary, you said you were gonna tell

me if you accept my proposal when you

837

:

came back, like, do you accept it?

838

:

And she's like, but I don't know.

839

:

And he's like, because your mom's pregnant

and now my prospects have changed.

840

:

She's like, no, he's.

841

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: I,

842

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and, and she's like, but I

843

:

have conflicted feelings.

844

:

He's like, well, fuck you then,

845

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

846

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

wanna marry me if you

847

:

think I'll have money.

848

:

You can't prove that.

849

:

And it's like, we're literally

proving it right now.

850

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

851

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

just like, how dare my

852

:

actions have consequences?

853

:

This is literally the worst

thing that's ever happened to me.

854

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

855

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and that's the problem with Gentry.

856

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: And didn't

she also get dumped last time on as well?

857

:

By Daredevil?

858

:

Yeah.

859

:

And

860

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

he died the Titanic.

861

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

yes.

862

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Uh, yes.

863

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

out she wouldn't have money.

864

:

And instead of being introspective

about that, uh, and being like, man,

865

:

it sucks when you find out a person

you, you liked only wanted to be

866

:

with you because they had money.

867

:

Uh,

868

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Man, you

know, I should, I already got my,

869

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I'm doing here.

870

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: ah,

dude, I already got my predictions

871

:

written down and locked in.

872

:

But would be a good one.

873

:

Just like, do we, we should

get a betting pool going on.

874

:

How many times are we

gonna see Mary get dumped?

875

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

It won't be enough.

876

:

Uh,

877

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: It'll

be, will it be more or less than

878

:

the times we've seen the, the crew

from Stargate getting in prison?

879

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, Bates refuses to answer

880

:

any questions about, Hey,

881

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah,

882

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

you were in prison for two years,

883

:

and he's like, I won't speak of it.

884

:

And it's like all he had,

885

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

you sure?

886

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

all he had to do was like, yeah, my wife

887

:

stole the silver and then disappeared.

888

:

Uh, and I was wounded and drunk and felt

like I had ruined her life and that I owed

889

:

her one, and everybody would go, oh, okay.

890

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

891

:

Uh, Mrs.

892

:

O'Brien is concerned that, uh,

well, I love how, how, when Ms.

893

:

Bird shows up immediately,

these two are just

894

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Oh,

895

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: God.

896

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

bird and Pat Moore are just like

897

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yes.

898

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah,

she's being really mean here, but also

899

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

is

900

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

she's like, I'm coming from a house

901

:

where we only have four staff, so

902

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: hmm.

903

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

forgive me for having 50 people around.

904

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

I do like, how, who is it?

905

:

Is it, I forgot who's

looking through the window.

906

:

So he was like, we should

put these two in a ring.

907

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh,

908

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

my new favorite character,

909

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Anna is pretty awesome.

910

:

Yeah, he is.

911

:

Oh.

912

:

Gonna go to 50 cuffs, which

actually happens later.

913

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and Mosley.

914

:

Who is the

915

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mosley.

916

:

Okay.

917

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Dowager?

918

:

Countess,

919

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Yeah.

920

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Right.

921

:

Uh, so Ms.

922

:

O'Brien is like, no, Daisy, I

don't want you to poison them.

923

:

I just want you to

924

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Moore.

925

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Oh, pat Moore.

926

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Yeah.

927

:

She's

928

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Pat Moore.

929

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

sure the food kind of sucks.

930

:

Uh.

931

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Um, so then

we cut over to the eye doctor in London,

932

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh,

933

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: or

934

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

get them in installing the phones,

935

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

Oh, right, it's on his phones.

936

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

that, uh, they want two phones

937

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

938

:

Oh,

939

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

and

940

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: oh.

941

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

is just like, we don't do

942

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: two phones?

943

:

I got two, one, the, and one the load.

944

:

I got two, one,

945

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Like we only deal with the fancy

946

:

pants people and you want phones.

947

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Okay.

948

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

uh, here's where we find out that for

949

:

some reason, uh, lady Sybil has taken

a huge interest in Rose, Leslie, uh,

950

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm

951

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

And she's like, oh, you're

952

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: They fal.

953

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

looking, I know somebody.

954

:

I know somebody who could do that.

955

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

Mm-hmm.

956

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I'll get you her resume.

957

:

Uh.

958

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Yeah.

959

:

Uh, I, I'm, what do, what do we think,

what do we think's going on between,

960

:

uh, are they just roommates or?

961

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

I think this is Lady Sybil is going to

962

:

be the, my thing is I'm with the common

people and it's a, you are Sybil, but you

963

:

actually talk to them, which is going like

50 yards beyond anybody else, you know?

964

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: is true.

965

:

That is true.

966

:

Yeah.

967

:

Although I do want to get

Beth's take on her Gaar.

968

:

Yeah.

969

:

I want to hear her see her

Gaar reading on these two.

970

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Uh, Victor,

971

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: What?

972

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

you the answer.

973

:

She thinks they're hella gay

and they should be banging right

974

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608: Hm,

975

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: This is true.

976

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Does it matter what two

977

:

characters we're talking about?

978

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: Mm-hmm.

979

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

No.

980

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607: They falcon

981

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201608:

not particularly.

982

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

um, so I was confused.

983

:

So it's Anna who escorts, uh,

984

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-28-2026_201607:

Pat Moore.

985

:

victor_1_02-28-2026_191607:

pat Moore to the eye doctor.

986

:

Yeah.

987

:

I was confused on who the hell she was.

988

:

I saw she was one of

the daughters at first.

989

:

I Okay.

990

:

But now, now it's finally starting to,

starting to put some names to the faces.

991

:

Um, now she is the one who has had a crush

on Bates from the beginning it seems like.

992

:

Hm.

993

:

she goes and does him a favor.

994

:

While, while Pat Moore is the eye

doctor saying, you know, she says, I,

995

:

I'll drop in and visit you every day.

996

:

What am I supposed to do

for the rest of the time?

997

:

I was like, God, read a book.

998

:

I was like, oh, wait.

999

:

He ooh,

:

00:36:58,932 --> 00:36:59,862

-:

you can listen to music.

:

00:37:00,882 --> 00:37:01,572

-:

:

00:37:01,602 --> 00:37:04,152

Well, man, they didn't have

podcasts back then either.

:

00:37:04,825 --> 00:37:05,115

-:

:

00:37:05,227 --> 00:37:08,072

-:

is where we find out somebody from the

:

00:37:08,072 --> 00:37:12,812

regimental HQ is nice enough to be like,

oh yes, you mean Bates nasty business?

:

00:37:12,992 --> 00:37:14,702

-:

Now let me just say this,

:

00:37:14,792 --> 00:37:15,512

-:

speak of it,

:

00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:16,562

-:

:

00:37:16,622 --> 00:37:17,882

-:

you the, the information

:

00:37:17,882 --> 00:37:19,802

for his mother his

:

00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:28,442

-:

this this, uh, Downton Abbey firmly in

:

00:37:28,442 --> 00:37:33,842

the genre of fantasy because this is the

most unrealistic thing that walks over.

:

00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:39,842

To, uh, a military base without an

appointment to request military records

:

00:37:39,842 --> 00:37:43,982

and gets an answer within an hour

that, no, that never fucking happens.

:

00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:44,702

Right.

:

00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,142

That is ridiculous, dude.

:

00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:48,527

-:

this is British efficiency, Victor.

:

00:37:50,882 --> 00:37:52,562

-:

I, no one is that efficient.

:

00:37:53,012 --> 00:37:57,062

That is just, I would say you, yo,

you'll, I, I've been on waiting list

:

00:37:57,062 --> 00:37:59,072

for months for shit like this far.

:

00:37:59,072 --> 00:38:00,392

You don't, you just walk in me.

:

00:38:00,662 --> 00:38:03,452

Oh, there's just little salute

and I'm just like, oh, Mr.

:

00:38:03,452 --> 00:38:03,722

Bates.

:

00:38:03,722 --> 00:38:04,292

Yes, of course.

:

00:38:04,292 --> 00:38:04,772

Here he is,

:

00:38:10,372 --> 00:38:14,027

-:

Uh, we then, uh, have Mary confronting

:

00:38:14,027 --> 00:38:19,382

Edith, where she's just like, did

you tell the Turkish ambassador Uh,

:

00:38:19,562 --> 00:38:26,222

Kamal died mid peg and she's like

the Turkish people deserved to know

:

00:38:26,402 --> 00:38:27,722

-:

circus people deserve.

:

00:38:28,982 --> 00:38:29,717

Uh, yeah.

:

00:38:29,717 --> 00:38:31,067

Get word to constant noble.

:

00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:32,762

-:

a Turkish delight is.

:

00:38:32,987 --> 00:38:33,107

-:

:

00:38:33,885 --> 00:38:38,175

-:

Oh, probably tastes just as good though.

:

00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:39,332

-:

yeah,

:

00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:40,920

-:

That's because Turkish de

:

00:38:40,925 --> 00:38:41,955

delight tastes terrible.

:

00:38:42,045 --> 00:38:43,035

Listener just to,

:

00:38:43,397 --> 00:38:44,627

-:

what is a Turkish delight?

:

00:38:44,627 --> 00:38:44,777

I

:

00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:46,245

-:

it's the worst candy.

:

00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:47,030

It's,

:

00:38:47,192 --> 00:38:48,212

-:

uh, I'm sorry.

:

00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:49,407

Taffy exists,

:

00:38:50,597 --> 00:38:51,047

-:

:

00:38:51,077 --> 00:38:51,467

Okay.

:

00:38:51,555 --> 00:38:52,125

-:

I'll take it.

:

00:38:52,515 --> 00:38:53,145

At least.

:

00:38:53,175 --> 00:38:58,695

Taffy has a like flavor

that isn't offensive.

:

00:38:59,475 --> 00:39:02,235

Turkish delight saying it's a candy.

:

00:39:02,445 --> 00:39:05,925

Not only is an outright lie to someone,

:

00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:06,647

-:

:

00:39:07,035 --> 00:39:09,675

-:

it is an offensive level of lie.

:

00:39:09,737 --> 00:39:11,267

-:

get lynched by my cousins for

:

00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:13,967

saying this, but I think Mexican

candy is actually the worst.

:

00:39:14,777 --> 00:39:14,867

Like,

:

00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:16,052

-:

I mean, black

:

00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:16,530

-:

:

00:39:16,562 --> 00:39:17,072

-:

exists.

:

00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:17,970

-:

well hold up.

:

00:39:18,257 --> 00:39:18,407

-:

:

00:39:18,407 --> 00:39:18,467

Yeah.

:

00:39:18,930 --> 00:39:20,660

-:

Well black licorice is terrible.

:

00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:26,420

Um, when we say Mexican candy, like

I love, like chocolate, cinnamon.

:

00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:27,890

Like what are we talking here?

:

00:39:28,027 --> 00:39:28,447

-:

:

00:39:28,717 --> 00:39:32,167

Just the things that you get at

the, maybe it's just the Texas

:

00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:33,597

thing, but every corner store

:

00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:35,500

-:

You mean Texas does something that's

:

00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:40,630

inauthentically Mexican, that is posing

as authentically Mexican, that is trash.

:

00:39:40,707 --> 00:39:40,857

-:

:

00:39:41,230 --> 00:39:41,710

-:

:

00:39:42,567 --> 00:39:43,677

-:

:

00:39:43,677 --> 00:39:46,257

I, I heard on another podcast there

:

00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:46,660

-:

is it?

:

00:39:47,097 --> 00:39:51,807

-:

question about, uh, which, dishes

:

00:39:51,807 --> 00:40:00,597

that are supposedly foreign dishes

were actually made in America, and,

:

00:40:00,657 --> 00:40:02,187

oh God, I'll have to come back.

:

00:40:02,187 --> 00:40:10,167

Uh, but the options were chicken

primavera, uh, fajitas, uh, fortune

:

00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:12,117

cookies, general SO'S Chicken.

:

00:40:12,247 --> 00:40:12,287

-:

American.

:

00:40:13,317 --> 00:40:14,247

-:

No, they're not.

:

00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:17,337

That was actually, that's a

Japanese thing apparently.

:

00:40:18,297 --> 00:40:20,127

But to sell to Americans.

:

00:40:21,312 --> 00:40:21,522

-:

Okay.

:

00:40:22,347 --> 00:40:22,437

-:

:

00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:27,685

-:

Uh, general sos so well,

:

00:40:28,105 --> 00:40:30,025

it's, it's, it's a variation.

:

00:40:30,625 --> 00:40:36,145

There is a, like traditional Hunan

style cuisine of which General SOS is

:

00:40:36,145 --> 00:40:38,515

a descendant of American General SOS

:

00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:38,907

-:

:

00:40:38,935 --> 00:40:40,165

-:

is gonna be very different.

:

00:40:40,257 --> 00:40:41,067

-:

back and get the answers.

:

00:40:41,067 --> 00:40:44,367

'cause there were some really surprising

things, but, but most surprising to me

:

00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:47,817

was fajitas are an American invention.

:

00:40:48,057 --> 00:40:48,717

Just, yeah.

:

00:40:48,955 --> 00:40:49,285

-:

:

00:40:49,465 --> 00:40:51,205

That doesn't surprise me at all actually.

:

00:40:51,417 --> 00:40:51,837

-:

:

00:40:51,972 --> 00:40:54,312

-:

that's, Hey, we grilled some

:

00:40:54,312 --> 00:40:55,812

stuff and put it in a tortilla.

:

00:40:55,812 --> 00:40:59,292

And I'm just like, that is

the second thing that happens

:

00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:01,062

after you invent the tortilla.

:

00:41:01,362 --> 00:41:02,877

Uh, like

:

00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:08,157

-:

on earth has formed some form of a taco.

:

00:41:08,787 --> 00:41:10,527

know, I mean, we got a sandwich, we got a,

:

00:41:11,262 --> 00:41:11,382

-:

The

:

00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:12,105

-:

You got a Euro,

:

00:41:12,897 --> 00:41:13,107

-:

:

00:41:13,152 --> 00:41:14,472

-:

put some food on the,

:

00:41:14,562 --> 00:41:15,492

-:

:

00:41:15,940 --> 00:41:16,900

-:

you got a shwarma?

:

00:41:16,962 --> 00:41:18,132

-:

a, what is a pizza, but just

:

00:41:18,132 --> 00:41:19,842

a flat taco, you know, with

:

00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,490

-:

Well, no, the Italians have tacos.

:

00:41:24,730 --> 00:41:26,920

They're called cannolis

and they're for dessert.

:

00:41:27,162 --> 00:41:28,032

-:

:

00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:28,432

This is true.

:

00:41:28,432 --> 00:41:28,642

See?

:

00:41:28,742 --> 00:41:28,952

Yeah.

:

00:41:28,952 --> 00:41:33,302

Independently, it's like Jaar

says in a Babylon five about

:

00:41:33,362 --> 00:41:33,812

-:

meatball

:

00:41:33,812 --> 00:41:34,172

-:

:

00:41:34,915 --> 00:41:35,205

-:

:

00:41:35,402 --> 00:41:36,932

-:

it goes across the universe.

:

00:41:36,962 --> 00:41:38,042

-:

everyone has a dumpling.

:

00:41:38,745 --> 00:41:39,035

-:

:

00:41:39,242 --> 00:41:39,842

-:

:

00:41:40,262 --> 00:41:41,882

God, I could go for some

dumplings right now.

:

00:41:41,942 --> 00:41:42,174

Okay.

:

00:41:42,224 --> 00:41:43,814

-:

Here we get our first clue that

:

00:41:44,054 --> 00:41:48,829

Uhoh, because Cora tells one

of the, the servers let Mrs.

:

00:41:48,829 --> 00:41:51,034

Bird know that the food was delicious.

:

00:41:51,094 --> 00:41:51,184

It's

:

00:41:51,234 --> 00:41:52,224

-:

And they haven't eaten yet.

:

00:41:52,284 --> 00:41:54,774

-:

Daisy, uh, uh,

:

00:41:55,372 --> 00:41:55,942

-:

Fuck it up.

:

00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:56,262

Yeah.

:

00:41:56,935 --> 00:41:56,945

-:

:

00:41:57,722 --> 00:41:58,822

-:

As they're sitting down to eat.

:

00:41:58,944 --> 00:42:02,154

-:

line from, uh, the Dwier Countess,

:

00:42:02,274 --> 00:42:05,814

where she goes, oh, first

electricity and now telephones.

:

00:42:05,814 --> 00:42:08,514

It's like, we're living

in an HG Wells novel.

:

00:42:08,814 --> 00:42:11,484

And I'm like, I appreciate that.

:

00:42:11,484 --> 00:42:13,594

She's reading HG Wells.

:

00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:15,332

-:

:

00:42:15,414 --> 00:42:15,774

-:

:

00:42:15,824 --> 00:42:16,994

That I do love, uh.

:

00:42:17,684 --> 00:42:18,854

I don't care what anyone says.

:

00:42:18,854 --> 00:42:22,424

The adaptation of the time machine

with Guy Pierce was pretty awesome.

:

00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:23,264

Uh

:

00:42:23,402 --> 00:42:24,452

-:

it's my second

:

00:42:24,524 --> 00:42:24,764

-:

I just

:

00:42:24,772 --> 00:42:25,852

-:

favorite version of the time

:

00:42:25,852 --> 00:42:27,012

machine story in a movie

:

00:42:27,164 --> 00:42:27,944

-:

:

00:42:28,874 --> 00:42:30,854

-:

I just got a book that has a, it

:

00:42:30,854 --> 00:42:34,064

is a collection of fantasy novels

and it has a bunch of HG Wells.

:

00:42:34,064 --> 00:42:35,474

I'm excited to read it with Henry.

:

00:42:35,894 --> 00:42:36,344

-:

:

00:42:36,614 --> 00:42:37,574

Oh, that's awesome, dude.

:

00:42:37,574 --> 00:42:38,144

Raising that kid.

:

00:42:38,144 --> 00:42:38,444

Right?

:

00:42:39,314 --> 00:42:41,864

-:

yeah, here we also get, uh, Mosley,

:

00:42:41,864 --> 00:42:46,394

who is the Dwier, Countess Butler

catches Thomas going through

:

00:42:46,394 --> 00:42:48,254

Carson's wallet in his office.

:

00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:50,084

-:

What do we think he was doing?

:

00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:52,934

Was he just, just,

:

00:42:53,144 --> 00:42:54,734

-:

through stuff because O'Brien was like,

:

00:42:54,734 --> 00:42:56,294

Hey, they're trying to get rid of me.

:

00:42:56,414 --> 00:42:56,624

And

:

00:42:56,714 --> 00:42:56,864

-:

:

00:42:56,954 --> 00:42:57,134

-:

just

:

00:42:57,194 --> 00:42:57,314

-:

:

00:42:57,314 --> 00:42:58,304

-:

a nosy bitch.

:

00:42:58,459 --> 00:42:58,619

-:

:

00:42:58,729 --> 00:42:59,019

Okay.

:

00:42:59,174 --> 00:42:59,294

-:

I

:

00:42:59,477 --> 00:42:59,727

-:

:

00:43:00,524 --> 00:43:03,494

-:

looking for a new, uh, new ladies

:

00:43:03,494 --> 00:43:08,744

maid, not knowing that it was for the

Dowager and not Lady Cora, because

:

00:43:08,774 --> 00:43:08,834

-:

:

00:43:08,864 --> 00:43:10,514

-:

course no

:

00:43:10,639 --> 00:43:10,799

-:

:

00:43:10,844 --> 00:43:11,499

-:

say what they mean.

:

00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:12,689

-:

:

00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:13,712

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:43:13,809 --> 00:43:17,529

-:

not doubt that Thomas, uh, will be

:

00:43:17,559 --> 00:43:20,739

the messiest bitch at some point

in an episode, but this episode,

:

00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:22,719

he's just being a fucking weasel.

:

00:43:23,109 --> 00:43:26,199

I mean, he's weasley God.

:

00:43:26,199 --> 00:43:28,974

He, I'm getting like freaking

kai wind vibes from this guy.

:

00:43:30,146 --> 00:43:31,196

Oh, and child.

:

00:43:31,491 --> 00:43:32,451

One last thing.

:

00:43:32,813 --> 00:43:34,373

I know you're under a terrible strain.

:

00:43:35,074 --> 00:43:40,197

But if you are wise, you will never

speak to me with such disrespect again.

:

00:43:40,835 --> 00:43:41,825

-:

Like, he's such

:

00:43:41,848 --> 00:43:42,538

-:

It's not good.

:

00:43:42,965 --> 00:43:43,385

-:

:

00:43:45,485 --> 00:43:45,935

Uh

:

00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:48,980

-:

we also, uh, then have the, the

:

00:43:48,980 --> 00:43:51,800

staff sitting down to eat and

they all immediately spit it out.

:

00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,650

And bird is just like, I knew it.

:

00:43:54,890 --> 00:43:57,560

Uh, that's why I told you

this food was for upstairs.

:

00:43:57,770 --> 00:43:59,630

Uh, 'cause I knew you

were gonna mess with it.

:

00:44:00,425 --> 00:44:00,755

-:

:

00:44:01,010 --> 00:44:02,450

-:

Daisy immediately just like

:

00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:03,860

starts hyperventilating.

:

00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:05,840

And she's like, but, but, but this is Pam.

:

00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:07,580

She told me to, she told me to.

:

00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:09,350

And everybody's like, okay, we have

:

00:44:09,365 --> 00:44:09,725

-:

:

00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:10,490

-:

it down because

:

00:44:10,505 --> 00:44:12,725

-:

sings like a fricking canary.

:

00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:13,160

-:

it.

:

00:44:13,295 --> 00:44:16,355

-:

just immediately confesses this man.

:

00:44:16,415 --> 00:44:17,525

Oh, daisy.

:

00:44:17,630 --> 00:44:19,360

-:

here we get our nice turn for Mrs.

:

00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,180

Bird, where she's just

like, you need to calm down.

:

00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:24,370

There are worse crimes than loyalty.

:

00:44:24,670 --> 00:44:24,850

Uh,

:

00:44:25,568 --> 00:44:25,928

-:

:

00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,300

-:

I don't know, man.

:

00:44:28,300 --> 00:44:33,070

Soaping the soup is just not

as a speaking, as a soup lover.

:

00:44:33,490 --> 00:44:36,550

If you put soap in my soup,

uh, that's like a, uh, you're

:

00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:37,690

on my shit list forever.

:

00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:39,670

-:

it's just cilantro.

:

00:44:42,190 --> 00:44:42,835

Uh, Mr.

:

00:44:42,835 --> 00:44:44,950

Dawson returns talking about the phones.

:

00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:50,050

And here Sybil is just like, Hey, uh, uh,

why, why didn't you talk to my friend?

:

00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:54,190

And she, he's like, 'cause she gave me

an, uh, a resume with nothing on it.

:

00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:57,370

And she's like, okay,

it's because she's a maid.

:

00:44:57,370 --> 00:44:59,750

And she was worried about saying

like, she was a housemaid.

:

00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:01,640

He's like, my mom was a housemaid.

:

00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,040

You're dealing with normal people.

:

00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:04,100

Uh.

:

00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:06,020

-:

:

00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:12,860

forgot what he says exactly, but it

sounded just like, uh, sexist as fuck.

:

00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:17,420

Uh, but in a very upscale way

saying, it's like, well, would

:

00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:18,260

you take someone with no.

:

00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,400

-:

and long hours.

:

00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:20,090

-:

:

00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,370

He literally says it depends

on what she looks like.

:

00:45:23,145 --> 00:45:23,435

Like

:

00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:23,930

-:

Oh,

:

00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:28,070

-:

he quoted it, like, but he worded it.

:

00:45:28,070 --> 00:45:30,050

He said, well, would you

take someone who doesn't have

:

00:45:30,050 --> 00:45:31,400

experience, but a good work ethic?

:

00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,910

Uh, depends on what she looks like, like

something along those, I'll have to go

:

00:45:34,910 --> 00:45:40,640

back and find the clip, but it's like,

wow, they didn't have HR back then either.

:

00:45:41,215 --> 00:45:41,745

-:

they did not.

:

00:45:43,128 --> 00:45:43,348

-:

:

00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,320

-:

then, so, alright, well now

:

00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,300

that you've vouched for her,

I know that she's a housemate.

:

00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:47,930

Okay, cool.

:

00:45:48,350 --> 00:45:48,620

-:

:

00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:49,730

-:

to her in the library?

:

00:45:49,970 --> 00:45:50,960

And she's like, yes.

:

00:45:50,990 --> 00:45:52,130

Get Gwen up here right now.

:

00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:54,800

And then Lord Grantham tries

to go in and sybil's like, ah,

:

00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,030

nope, you can't go in there.

:

00:45:56,030 --> 00:45:56,870

He's like, why?

:

00:45:57,170 --> 00:45:58,310

Uh, they're interviewing Gwen.

:

00:45:58,310 --> 00:46:02,450

He's like, I can't go into my room in

my house because one of my employees

:

00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:04,640

is trying to get a different job.

:

00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:06,140

What the fuck?

:

00:46:10,203 --> 00:46:10,423

-:

:

00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:11,645

-:

it really well though.

:

00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:12,875

I, I appreciate that.

:

00:46:13,955 --> 00:46:19,205

Uh, Thomas, being the weasel that he

is, is, uh, trying to figure out how

:

00:46:19,205 --> 00:46:25,355

to dodge the draft that is coming and

he just looks so sleazy the way he's

:

00:46:25,355 --> 00:46:33,095

talking to the, to this doctor did the,

the, the doctor and Thomas, they have

:

00:46:33,095 --> 00:46:34,745

not met before this episode, right?

:

00:46:34,745 --> 00:46:36,215

I mean, that's what I'm getting.

:

00:46:36,290 --> 00:46:37,820

-:

they must have previously.

:

00:46:38,135 --> 00:46:39,485

-:

maybe you just run into each other

:

00:46:39,485 --> 00:46:44,455

because, he's really doing this guy

a favor, like this doctor calling in

:

00:46:44,455 --> 00:46:49,045

a favor to get him an internship the

territorial armies, which from what

:

00:46:49,045 --> 00:46:51,085

I understand is like the British.

:

00:46:51,385 --> 00:46:52,015

Exactly.

:

00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:52,735

Yeah.

:

00:46:53,185 --> 00:47:01,825

Uh, would get him that, I mean, back

then that was a way of dodging a draft

:

00:47:01,825 --> 00:47:04,225

is if you're in the National Guard, but.

:

00:47:04,255 --> 00:47:05,395

-:

draft by enlisting.

:

00:47:05,425 --> 00:47:06,145

It's sort of like,

:

00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:08,170

-:

a smart thing to do because if you get

:

00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:11,470

drafted, you just get stuck wherever they

need you, which is, you know, spoiler

:

00:47:11,470 --> 00:47:12,820

alert, probably gonna be infantry.

:

00:47:13,090 --> 00:47:16,060

But if you volunteer then you have a

better chance of getting like a, an

:

00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:17,680

actual job that you actually want.

:

00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:18,753

-:

:

00:47:18,758 --> 00:47:21,638

Well, I mean, famously no

military recruiter has ever

:

00:47:21,638 --> 00:47:23,558

lied about anything, so.

:

00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:28,690

-:

reminded me of, uh, a couple, few years

:

00:47:28,690 --> 00:47:33,010

back, I got a phone call from an old

friend of mine who she was freaked out

:

00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:39,400

because her son's 18th birthday the

same day that Russia invaded Ukraine.

:

00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:45,220

And she was just freaked out

for him and me up asking like,

:

00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,240

'cause everyone I remember.

:

00:47:46,645 --> 00:47:47,935

Uh, I was in the hospital at the time.

:

00:47:47,935 --> 00:47:54,115

It was a, a veterans hospital and everyone

was like, the, clips from the, the, the

:

00:47:54,115 --> 00:47:56,965

war over there were just going on 24 7.

:

00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,385

And she was just asking me

like, like, what can I do?

:

00:48:00,385 --> 00:48:03,175

Like, like, will, will they, will

they draft him if he's, if he's

:

00:48:03,175 --> 00:48:06,745

in enrolled in college or if he,

he, he wants to become a doctor.

:

00:48:07,405 --> 00:48:10,615

I was just like, honestly, it depends

on how badly they need people.

:

00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:11,320

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:48:11,395 --> 00:48:12,625

-:

the rules change.

:

00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:17,035

But I was, I told her, but you know

what, historically the safest thing

:

00:48:17,035 --> 00:48:20,725

for him to do, you know, who are

the last ones to ever get drafted?

:

00:48:21,325 --> 00:48:22,435

Elected officials.

:

00:48:23,365 --> 00:48:24,895

I was like, you wanna

keep him out of a war?

:

00:48:25,645 --> 00:48:26,455

him into politics.

:

00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:27,850

Mm-hmm.

:

00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:30,090

Yeah.

:

00:48:30,355 --> 00:48:32,485

-:

We have a, uh, conversation right here

:

00:48:32,485 --> 00:48:37,915

with, uh, Anna and Bates, where Anna

has told Lord Grantham, but now she's

:

00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,645

talking to Bates and she's like, uh, hey.

:

00:48:40,645 --> 00:48:41,875

Yeah, so what the fuck?

:

00:48:41,965 --> 00:48:43,705

Uh, and he's like, alright.

:

00:48:43,705 --> 00:48:44,005

Yeah.

:

00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:51,445

So I didn't steal the silver, my

wife did, uh, was, uh, or this

:

00:48:51,445 --> 00:48:55,675

is, she's talking to Mama Bates

and she's like, he didn't do it.

:

00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:57,775

We, everyone knows he didn't do it.

:

00:48:57,805 --> 00:48:59,005

His wife stole it.

:

00:48:59,095 --> 00:49:02,635

Everyone saw her leaving the,

the place with a giant bag.

:

00:49:03,475 --> 00:49:07,735

That, uh, like looked dressed

like the hamburger, but he,

:

00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,540

-:

Like clink, clink, clink, clink.

:

00:49:10,825 --> 00:49:13,045

-:

hurt and started drinking, and he was

:

00:49:13,045 --> 00:49:15,235

like, I've already ruined her life once.

:

00:49:15,235 --> 00:49:18,925

I won't ruin it again, so I can, he

confessed for her and everybody's like,

:

00:49:18,985 --> 00:49:21,085

Hey, don't do this, but what can you do?

:

00:49:21,085 --> 00:49:22,075

He can confessed.

:

00:49:22,975 --> 00:49:25,405

like, Hey, maybe your

legal system isn't great.

:

00:49:25,495 --> 00:49:32,095

Um, if, can say like, Hey, here's

a bunch of, uh, eyewitnesses

:

00:49:32,095 --> 00:49:33,385

and a false confession.

:

00:49:33,655 --> 00:49:33,745

Uh,

:

00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:34,825

-:

:

00:49:37,555 --> 00:49:37,975

Yeah.

:

00:49:38,095 --> 00:49:39,655

Um, I wrote down in my notes.

:

00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,785

Okay, so Thomas is getting fired too.

:

00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:42,480

-:

yes,

:

00:49:42,745 --> 00:49:44,065

-:

forgotten where that conversation.

:

00:49:44,545 --> 00:49:45,565

Yeah, finally.

:

00:49:45,745 --> 00:49:47,365

-:

got caught going through

:

00:49:47,545 --> 00:49:49,195

-:

That's right, that's right.

:

00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:49,465

Yeah.

:

00:49:50,515 --> 00:49:51,385

Caught red-handed,

:

00:49:54,145 --> 00:49:55,255

uh, pat Moore, Mrs.

:

00:49:55,255 --> 00:50:01,075

Pat Moore returns with some,

dope looking shades and, uh,

:

00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,085

-:

They call her blind

:

00:50:03,085 --> 00:50:04,615

pew, which I appreciated

:

00:50:04,845 --> 00:50:06,915

-:

What is a pew Uh

:

00:50:07,095 --> 00:50:09,375

-:

is the character from Treasure Island who

:

00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:09,975

-:

:

00:50:10,395 --> 00:50:12,885

-:

and is blind, uh, and gives

:

00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,865

Billy bones the black spot.

:

00:50:15,590 --> 00:50:15,880

-:

:

00:50:16,425 --> 00:50:20,085

I was thinking pew, like those,

uh, seats in an old church.

:

00:50:20,745 --> 00:50:23,685

that a, I was like, is that some kind

of insult I'm not aware of, but Yeah.

:

00:50:23,895 --> 00:50:24,255

-:

Uh,

:

00:50:24,795 --> 00:50:25,335

-:

:

00:50:25,425 --> 00:50:29,515

-:

Grantham says, oh yeah, another bit

:

00:50:29,515 --> 00:50:31,285

of proof that Thomas is a thief.

:

00:50:32,155 --> 00:50:35,005

So something else has happened

this season that made everybody

:

00:50:35,275 --> 00:50:36,955

pretty sure Thomas is a thief.

:

00:50:37,675 --> 00:50:38,815

So let's get weird with it.

:

00:50:39,795 --> 00:50:42,455

-:

haven't gotten weird with it in a while.

:

00:50:44,525 --> 00:50:46,595

Let's get where.

:

00:50:48,311 --> 00:50:48,851

-:

I know.

:

00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:49,791

-:

:

00:50:50,604 --> 00:50:57,384

-:

He stole Bates' undergarments.

:

00:50:57,541 --> 00:50:59,101

-:

exactly what I was gonna say.

:

00:51:01,044 --> 00:51:03,954

-:

Now, he didn't do it for the perverted

:

00:51:03,954 --> 00:51:06,354

reasons that you might be thinking.

:

00:51:06,954 --> 00:51:13,074

He stole them in an attempt to like

make a fool of him again, like they

:

00:51:13,074 --> 00:51:16,914

were gonna pan some or something, and

it was this whole elaborate setup.

:

00:51:16,919 --> 00:51:18,039

But yeah.

:

00:51:19,736 --> 00:51:27,386

-:

say he stole the toilet paper in the, uh,

:

00:51:27,386 --> 00:51:30,146

in the abbey and stored it away somewhere.

:

00:51:30,941 --> 00:51:36,461

And was, uh, was selling it on

the street you, they must get some

:

00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:40,811

really good quality toilet paper

in, in the, in the aristocracy.

:

00:51:41,831 --> 00:51:46,031

So he, he had a side hustle selling

this sweet ass, silky smooth

:

00:51:46,031 --> 00:51:50,291

toilet paper to common people at a

discount to, to make a side hustle.

:

00:51:51,671 --> 00:51:54,371

-:

Uh, see, I'm gonna say, uh, he

:

00:51:54,371 --> 00:51:58,676

stole, uh, he stole some of.

:

00:51:59,681 --> 00:52:06,011

Carson's underpants and then

hid them in Bates's room to try

:

00:52:06,011 --> 00:52:07,991

and be like, Bates is the thief.

:

00:52:08,141 --> 00:52:11,351

Not knowing that Bates had

been sent on an errand.

:

00:52:11,621 --> 00:52:14,801

And everybody's like, but

Bates couldn't have done it.

:

00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:20,801

He was in town and, well, we don't

know who stole Carson's underpants, but

:

00:52:20,801 --> 00:52:22,391

we know it couldn't have been Bates.

:

00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:24,611

That's the one person

it couldn't have been.

:

00:52:27,641 --> 00:52:28,091

-:

:

00:52:29,591 --> 00:52:30,851

-:

Uh, we also have Carson here

:

00:52:30,851 --> 00:52:32,801

practicing answering the phone until

:

00:52:32,861 --> 00:52:34,361

-:

this is my favorite part of the,

:

00:52:34,391 --> 00:52:35,561

-:

the operator.

:

00:52:35,681 --> 00:52:37,121

-:

is my favorite part of the episode.

:

00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:39,311

Yeah,

:

00:52:39,521 --> 00:52:40,241

-:

Downton Abbey

:

00:52:40,271 --> 00:52:40,901

-:

:

00:52:41,861 --> 00:52:42,611

-:

Downton Abbey.

:

00:52:42,611 --> 00:52:42,971

Constant.

:

00:52:43,121 --> 00:52:44,141

What do you want?

:

00:52:44,471 --> 00:52:45,311

Who are you mad?

:

00:52:45,521 --> 00:52:45,731

He's like

:

00:52:47,141 --> 00:52:50,141

-:

crazy to think that that was this,

:

00:52:50,141 --> 00:52:55,241

this part got me kind of, uh, filled

with anxiety because like telephone

:

00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:59,171

operators, that to be a steady job.

:

00:52:59,946 --> 00:53:00,386

know, that there,

:

00:53:00,894 --> 00:53:01,194

-:

:

00:53:01,271 --> 00:53:02,411

-:

especially when telephone was

:

00:53:02,411 --> 00:53:06,521

first invented, there was always

someone there on the other end

:

00:53:06,521 --> 00:53:08,261

to connect your call somewhere.

:

00:53:08,456 --> 00:53:10,706

-:

there's not telephone operators anymore?

:

00:53:11,544 --> 00:53:12,564

-:

I've heard this story.

:

00:53:12,701 --> 00:53:13,451

-:

Okay, do telephone.

:

00:53:13,886 --> 00:53:15,986

-:

So there was a town, I forget where

:

00:53:15,986 --> 00:53:19,796

it is, I believe, somewhere in the

American South, uh, where there

:

00:53:19,796 --> 00:53:23,336

were, uh, two funeral homes in town.

:

00:53:24,956 --> 00:53:25,246

-:

:

00:53:25,346 --> 00:53:26,066

-:

Seriously.

:

00:53:26,546 --> 00:53:30,506

And the operator, uh, the

phone operator for the region

:

00:53:30,716 --> 00:53:32,306

was the wife of one of them.

:

00:53:32,586 --> 00:53:33,006

-:

:

00:53:33,296 --> 00:53:35,936

-:

And so anytime somebody called

:

00:53:35,936 --> 00:53:39,566

trying to get to a funeral home, it

didn't matter which one they asked

:

00:53:39,566 --> 00:53:41,816

for, she sent them to her husband.

:

00:53:43,796 --> 00:53:44,006

And

:

00:53:44,106 --> 00:53:44,326

-:

:

00:53:44,486 --> 00:53:46,406

-:

other funeral home guy was just

:

00:53:46,406 --> 00:53:47,516

found out about this and he's like,

:

00:53:47,526 --> 00:53:47,946

-:

:

00:53:47,966 --> 00:53:49,466

-:

is why I never get phone calls.

:

00:53:49,466 --> 00:53:52,046

I only get people who

show up to my office.

:

00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:53,081

-:

:

00:53:53,246 --> 00:53:55,556

-:

went and invented a

:

00:53:55,616 --> 00:53:57,596

automatic phone exchange.

:

00:53:57,821 --> 00:53:58,721

-:

:

00:53:59,546 --> 00:53:59,906

-:

in order

:

00:54:00,014 --> 00:54:00,234

-:

:

00:54:00,596 --> 00:54:00,896

-:

that.

:

00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:03,251

-:

That's fascinating.

:

00:54:03,326 --> 00:54:04,856

-:

not only did the other

:

00:54:05,231 --> 00:54:05,501

-:

:

00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:08,726

-:

wife lost her job, telephone

:

00:54:08,726 --> 00:54:09,896

operators lost their jobs.

:

00:54:11,231 --> 00:54:12,401

-:

No fucking Oh, wow.

:

00:54:13,376 --> 00:54:16,886

Guys, I remember Switchboard, I remember

well Seeing in Mad Men, uh, is the reason

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00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:21,056

I know this, that switchboard operators

could like listen in on conversations and

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00:54:21,056 --> 00:54:24,376

like get the dirty details of, of stuff

that they think is private, you know?

:

00:54:24,711 --> 00:54:25,186

-:

Well, not

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00:54:25,186 --> 00:54:25,696

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00:54:25,936 --> 00:54:26,986

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from Victor, are you familiar

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00:54:26,986 --> 00:54:28,336

with the idea of a party line?

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00:54:29,296 --> 00:54:29,776

-:

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00:54:29,776 --> 00:54:32,206

So I remember party lines used

to be a thing and it's stupid.

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00:54:32,206 --> 00:54:33,616

It is like pre-chat rooms,

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00:54:34,486 --> 00:54:34,966

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Well, no.

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00:54:35,056 --> 00:54:40,846

So a party line is, uh, a

several houses in an area

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00:54:40,981 --> 00:54:41,331

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00:54:41,596 --> 00:54:43,216

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all have the same phone number.

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00:54:44,176 --> 00:54:44,656

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00:54:45,436 --> 00:54:45,916

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Yeah.

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00:54:45,946 --> 00:54:49,546

Uh, because you don't, uh, you save

money 'cause you don't, how many

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00:54:49,696 --> 00:54:51,796

-:

share a phone number with other,

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00:54:53,536 --> 00:54:54,706

-:

If I make a phone call

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00:54:55,036 --> 00:54:55,066

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00:54:55,186 --> 00:54:58,546

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you, phone would ring and like three

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00:54:58,546 --> 00:55:00,226

of your neighbor's phones would ring.

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00:55:01,456 --> 00:55:02,176

And

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00:55:02,296 --> 00:55:03,046

-:

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00:55:03,076 --> 00:55:04,216

Any one of us could pick up.

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00:55:05,086 --> 00:55:06,436

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oh, hey, no, not me.

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00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:07,846

Okay, keep ringing.

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00:55:08,086 --> 00:55:13,516

Uh, you know, it was, uh, I know

they had one up at my parents' cabin.

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00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:16,306

Uh, my, so my great

grandparents built the place.

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00:55:16,636 --> 00:55:20,746

Uh, and so it was the sort of place where

it's like, we're not up here all the time.

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00:55:20,926 --> 00:55:24,616

We need to have a telephone for when

we're here, but there's no reason

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00:55:24,616 --> 00:55:26,236

to pay extra to have a direct line.

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00:55:26,446 --> 00:55:28,876

But that meant anytime the phone

rang, it could have been for you

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00:55:28,876 --> 00:55:30,891

or any of your neighbors, which

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00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:31,501

-:

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00:55:31,501 --> 00:55:32,821

Dude, that must be really annoying.

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00:55:32,821 --> 00:55:34,741

So any, any one of them could listen in.

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00:55:34,741 --> 00:55:36,901

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:55:36,901 --> 00:55:40,591

Your story about the funeral home

reminded me of one of the first scams I

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00:55:40,591 --> 00:55:47,401

ever learned about I saw on the news was

apparently, uh, would you used to use a

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00:55:47,401 --> 00:55:49,321

payphone to make a long distance call?

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00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,075

Do what you did when you

had a test in high school.

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00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,855

Okay, one 800.

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00:55:55,855 --> 00:55:56,171

Collect,

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00:55:56,547 --> 00:55:56,967

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Mm-hmm.

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00:55:57,124 --> 00:55:58,804

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to the operator, and the operator

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00:55:58,804 --> 00:56:01,564

would ask, which long distance

carrier would you like to use at

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00:56:01,564 --> 00:56:03,154

and t, Southwestern Bell, whatever.

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00:56:03,814 --> 00:56:06,614

And a common thing, people

would just say, I don't care.

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00:56:07,484 --> 00:56:07,874

whatever.

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00:56:07,934 --> 00:56:08,204

You know?

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00:56:08,204 --> 00:56:08,954

Or you pick one.

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00:56:09,404 --> 00:56:09,764

Uh.

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00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:10,559

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And they'd pick the most

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00:56:10,604 --> 00:56:13,634

-:

someone started a phone, long distance

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00:56:13,634 --> 00:56:15,704

phone company called I don't Care,

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00:56:16,934 --> 00:56:17,154

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Oh,

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00:56:17,444 --> 00:56:20,024

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charged like triple the rates

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00:56:20,024 --> 00:56:22,664

of typical long distance calls.

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00:56:22,664 --> 00:56:23,714

That's, yeah.

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00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:27,584

I remember seeing this on the news

when I was a little kid and I was just

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00:56:27,584 --> 00:56:33,704

like, that's a smart idea until, until

you don't get away with it anymore.

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00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:34,034

You know?

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00:56:34,514 --> 00:56:38,864

Until operators had, because people

complained about this outrageous

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00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:43,304

long distance bill that charged to

their credit card or whatever, and

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00:56:43,304 --> 00:56:46,484

operators had to start saying, it's

like, okay, you want, I don't care.

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00:56:46,484 --> 00:56:47,774

There's a company called I don't Care.

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00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:51,044

-:

here's

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00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:52,364

-:

Anyway, that was just fascinating.

:

00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:54,314

-:

Lady Cora in the bath

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00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:55,784

and she drops the soap.

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00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:56,924

-:

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00:56:57,037 --> 00:56:57,257

-:

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00:56:57,404 --> 00:57:03,509

-:

and she's also talking like, Ms.

:

00:57:03,509 --> 00:57:06,914

O'Brien, like how long does it take

a new ladies maid to settle in?

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00:57:08,684 --> 00:57:08,804

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00:57:09,074 --> 00:57:10,994

-:

has been in and around people

:

00:57:10,994 --> 00:57:13,754

talking about hiring a new maid.

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00:57:14,744 --> 00:57:20,114

And at no point in what would have

been outside of the vignettes,

:

00:57:20,114 --> 00:57:24,224

we see an hour of conversation.

:

00:57:24,854 --> 00:57:32,894

Nobody thinks to ask the maid about

hiring a new maid or Cora even going

:

00:57:32,894 --> 00:57:34,869

like, don't worry, it's not you.

:

00:57:35,099 --> 00:57:41,894

It's uh, the dawi, your Countess, uh,

no one even considers her a person.

:

00:57:42,194 --> 00:57:44,414

Uh, but

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00:57:44,489 --> 00:57:45,029

-:

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00:57:45,344 --> 00:57:47,114

-:

hands half the soap back.

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00:57:48,254 --> 00:57:52,694

And then leaves the other one right where

she suspects, lady Cora will slip on it

:

00:57:53,129 --> 00:57:53,699

-:

:

00:57:53,714 --> 00:57:54,344

-:

moment

:

00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:55,199

-:

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00:57:55,274 --> 00:57:57,854

-:

mirror and she's like, no, O'Brien,

:

00:57:57,989 --> 00:58:00,659

-:

O'Brien, is not who you are.

:

00:58:00,659 --> 00:58:01,289

I'm like, really?

:

00:58:01,289 --> 00:58:04,559

'cause you just kicked the cane out of

a cripple on the last episode we saw.

:

00:58:04,634 --> 00:58:06,794

-:

Yeah, it's pretty you.

:

00:58:07,409 --> 00:58:09,029

-:

But this is, this is pretty on

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00:58:09,104 --> 00:58:09,224

-:

and

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00:58:09,299 --> 00:58:09,599

-:

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00:58:11,369 --> 00:58:11,429

Whew.

:

00:58:12,209 --> 00:58:14,189

And immediately we cut to,

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00:58:14,352 --> 00:58:14,412

-:

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00:58:14,769 --> 00:58:17,709

-:

Grant them, uh, yeah.

:

00:58:18,069 --> 00:58:19,569

Mourning in the window.

:

00:58:20,679 --> 00:58:21,789

uh, it was a boy.

:

00:58:22,254 --> 00:58:22,824

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:58:23,049 --> 00:58:23,619

-:

:

00:58:23,649 --> 00:58:29,679

I didn't, I, I, I don't, I had

a crappy Texas public education,

:

00:58:29,679 --> 00:58:35,019

but I didn't realize that, uh,

on fetuses were this so fragile.

:

00:58:35,259 --> 00:58:37,724

There must be like little,

uh, baby bunnies, I guess

:

00:58:38,244 --> 00:58:38,779

-:

I mean, they can

:

00:58:38,829 --> 00:58:42,909

-:

like a Yeah, it is a slip and fall.

:

00:58:43,389 --> 00:58:44,954

Um, well, I guess it's a.

:

00:58:46,209 --> 00:58:50,229

I guess there's a lot of hard

surfaces in a bathroom like that, so.

:

00:58:50,529 --> 00:58:50,949

Ooh.

:

00:58:51,429 --> 00:58:51,849

Yeah.

:

00:58:53,229 --> 00:58:54,999

Oh yeah.

:

00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:56,859

That's, that's brutal.

:

00:58:58,387 --> 00:58:59,047

-:

it's big sense.

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00:58:59,649 --> 00:59:01,269

-:

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00:59:01,387 --> 00:59:01,717

-:

:

00:59:02,049 --> 00:59:02,289

-:

Yeah.

:

00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:06,789

Here is where we have Anna tell

Grantham like, Hey, yes, Bates went to

:

00:59:06,789 --> 00:59:10,839

prison, but it's because he's an idiot.

:

00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:15,579

Uh, he didn't actually do any crimes.

:

00:59:16,274 --> 00:59:16,394

-:

:

00:59:17,259 --> 00:59:19,599

-:

then we, this is where we get, uh, Jair

:

00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:25,659

Thomas being just the fucking worst, but

:

00:59:25,822 --> 00:59:26,182

-:

:

00:59:26,739 --> 00:59:27,279

-:

messy.

:

00:59:27,279 --> 00:59:28,569

Just the worst.

:

00:59:29,092 --> 00:59:31,732

-:

Uh, I, you don't get into a fist fight

:

00:59:31,732 --> 00:59:33,472

at work if you're not a messy bitch.

:

00:59:33,472 --> 00:59:34,522

Full stop.

:

00:59:36,609 --> 00:59:38,259

-:

give you half a point for this

:

00:59:38,259 --> 00:59:39,639

prediction because I, I just, I

:

00:59:39,682 --> 00:59:40,132

-:

It's like

:

00:59:40,239 --> 00:59:40,449

-:

:

00:59:40,772 --> 00:59:41,732

-:

He is at his job.

:

00:59:41,894 --> 00:59:42,054

-:

:

00:59:42,062 --> 00:59:42,482

-:

:

00:59:42,769 --> 00:59:46,129

-:

messy bitch is just showing up drunk.

:

00:59:46,129 --> 00:59:51,529

And, and, you know, uh, you did last

episode of having an affair with

:

00:59:51,529 --> 00:59:53,734

one of your guests, you know, uh,

:

00:59:53,884 --> 00:59:54,034

-:

I

:

00:59:54,212 --> 00:59:54,222

-:

:

00:59:54,304 --> 00:59:55,144

-:

actually like get

:

00:59:55,177 --> 00:59:57,152

-:

Getting into a fist fight at

:

00:59:57,152 --> 00:59:59,912

work is textbook messy, bitch.

:

01:00:00,304 --> 01:00:00,904

-:

yes,

:

01:00:01,069 --> 01:00:03,649

-:

the Discord, uh, let's hear your opinion.

:

01:00:03,649 --> 01:00:05,839

Is this, does this count

as being a messy bitch?

:

01:00:06,754 --> 01:00:07,264

-:

He's, he's

:

01:00:07,339 --> 01:00:08,299

-:

But I will say,

:

01:00:08,704 --> 01:00:10,384

-:

subtle or underhanded.

:

01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:11,749

-:

is this being a dick?

:

01:00:11,854 --> 01:00:12,814

-:

being a dick.

:

01:00:13,024 --> 01:00:13,354

Uh,

:

01:00:14,209 --> 01:00:14,989

-:

:

01:00:15,064 --> 01:00:15,304

-:

make a

:

01:00:15,377 --> 01:00:17,957

-:

would a messy bitches are not subtle?

:

01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:19,427

They're messy bitches.

:

01:00:20,807 --> 01:00:22,997

You are making my point for me, sir.

:

01:00:23,084 --> 01:00:23,364

-:

:

01:00:23,434 --> 01:00:24,724

-:

My, my messy bitches.

:

01:00:24,784 --> 01:00:30,304

Bitches are, they're messy, like

they're sneakily stirring the pot.

:

01:00:30,784 --> 01:00:31,264

Uh,

:

01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:31,732

-:

No, no.

:

01:00:31,744 --> 01:00:32,734

-:

being overt.

:

01:00:33,509 --> 01:00:36,399

-:

thinking more like, uh, Rick Sanchez

:

01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:40,179

kind of messy bitch, you know, just,

just stumbling through like, or, or

:

01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:46,479

DeMar, uh, in the late seasons of DS

nine, just like that's what I, uh, the,

:

01:00:46,479 --> 01:00:48,429

what I picture when I hear messy bitch.

:

01:00:48,429 --> 01:00:49,624

But, hey, let you,

:

01:00:49,732 --> 01:00:50,812

-:

is a messy bitch.

:

01:00:51,054 --> 01:00:51,544

-:

:

01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:52,209

-:

bitch.

:

01:00:52,569 --> 01:00:53,709

But also, I would

:

01:00:53,902 --> 01:00:55,072

-:

not a schemer.

:

01:00:55,599 --> 01:00:56,289

-:

:

01:00:56,319 --> 01:00:58,689

-:

say Garrick is a messy bitch.

:

01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,729

He's not overt though.

:

01:01:03,759 --> 01:01:04,659

-:

It depends on the episode.

:

01:01:04,839 --> 01:01:04,899

-:

a

:

01:01:05,107 --> 01:01:05,887

-:

I would say

:

01:01:05,889 --> 01:01:06,009

-:

for

:

01:01:06,307 --> 01:01:09,247

-:

Garrick is the most buttoned up bitch.

:

01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:11,737

Garrick is not a messy bitch at all.

:

01:01:13,869 --> 01:01:14,409

-:

Um.

:

01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:15,489

-:

here's in my notes.

:

01:01:15,489 --> 01:01:16,869

What I want to know is what is the.

:

01:01:16,869 --> 01:01:18,369

-:

like, Hey guys, the

:

01:01:18,369 --> 01:01:20,139

grantham's are not our family.

:

01:01:20,349 --> 01:01:22,029

They are our employers.

:

01:01:22,239 --> 01:01:28,449

Like, come on, have a little, like,

don't treat your boss like your family.

:

01:01:28,764 --> 01:01:29,634

-:

:

01:01:29,769 --> 01:01:30,309

-:

dare you.

:

01:01:31,884 --> 01:01:33,294

-:

what I wanna know is, what is

:

01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:34,524

this room that they're all in?

:

01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,094

What is it called?

:

01:01:35,094 --> 01:01:37,674

I mean, this is just where the

help gathers, that's where they

:

01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:38,462

-:

The, the kitchen?

:

01:01:38,812 --> 01:01:39,102

Yeah.

:

01:01:39,264 --> 01:01:41,694

-:

bells for every room in the house in it.

:

01:01:42,084 --> 01:01:45,139

But this is just the room for

the help, because I mean, the

:

01:01:45,139 --> 01:01:47,059

family doesn't dine in here.

:

01:01:47,119 --> 01:01:48,829

You know, they're, this is where

:

01:01:48,844 --> 01:01:49,564

-:

this is in the

:

01:01:49,607 --> 01:01:49,827

-:

:

01:01:51,004 --> 01:01:53,414

-:

So the servants live

:

01:01:53,549 --> 01:01:53,969

-:

:

01:01:54,284 --> 01:01:56,744

-:

and on the fourth or the third floor,

:

01:01:57,149 --> 01:01:57,629

-:

:

01:01:57,644 --> 01:01:59,474

-:

lives on the first and second floors.

:

01:02:00,329 --> 01:02:03,149

-:

uh, this is just like the, the servant

:

01:02:03,149 --> 01:02:05,399

lounge is what I call it, the break room.

:

01:02:05,399 --> 01:02:05,849

I don't know.

:

01:02:06,004 --> 01:02:07,409

It's, it's, I feel like

:

01:02:07,452 --> 01:02:08,952

-:

Uh, y yeah,

:

01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:10,649

-:

occur in this room.

:

01:02:11,232 --> 01:02:12,162

-:

I believe it's referred

:

01:02:12,162 --> 01:02:14,802

to as the downstairs, but.

:

01:02:14,909 --> 01:02:16,559

-:

God, that's so, that sounds so

:

01:02:17,384 --> 01:02:19,154

-:

Well, that's why there was a whole British

:

01:02:19,154 --> 01:02:21,224

TV show called Upstairs, downstairs,

:

01:02:21,689 --> 01:02:22,319

-:

:

01:02:23,204 --> 01:02:25,724

-:

is in the, this is in the lineage of

:

01:02:27,194 --> 01:02:30,434

that I believe had, uh, uh, thorn.

:

01:02:30,434 --> 01:02:31,814

Oken Shield is the main character.

:

01:02:32,894 --> 01:02:33,524

-:

:

01:02:34,244 --> 01:02:34,514

-:

Yeah.

:

01:02:34,934 --> 01:02:37,724

-:

the, uh, what's a actor's name?

:

01:02:37,964 --> 01:02:38,899

Uh, ah,

:

01:02:41,024 --> 01:02:41,413

I forgot.

:

01:02:41,594 --> 01:02:41,864

Damnit.

:

01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:42,584

Oh, well, whatever.

:

01:02:43,364 --> 01:02:46,629

-:

of Gisborne and the BBC, uh, oh no.

:

01:02:46,754 --> 01:02:47,654

Upstairs, downstairs.

:

01:02:49,454 --> 01:02:50,924

I'm thinking of North and South.

:

01:02:51,314 --> 01:02:51,614

Um,

:

01:02:51,704 --> 01:02:52,184

-:

:

01:02:53,184 --> 01:02:54,684

-:

I'm thinking of Richard Armitage.

:

01:02:56,663 --> 01:02:56,964

-:

:

01:02:56,964 --> 01:02:58,794

-:

in North and South, but upstairs,

:

01:02:58,794 --> 01:03:00,564

downstairs is the other show I was

:

01:03:00,774 --> 01:03:02,663

-:

North and South does sound really

:

01:03:03,114 --> 01:03:04,194

-:

people being fancy

:

01:03:04,494 --> 01:03:05,214

-:

:

01:03:05,424 --> 01:03:06,834

-:

the poor people who serve them.

:

01:03:08,562 --> 01:03:08,782

-:

:

01:03:08,904 --> 01:03:10,464

-:

of which, the telephone rings and

:

01:03:10,464 --> 01:03:11,874

scares the shit out of everyone.

:

01:03:12,234 --> 01:03:12,984

-:

Yes.

:

01:03:13,644 --> 01:03:14,334

-:

It sounds like a ee.

:

01:03:18,804 --> 01:03:19,254

Um.

:

01:03:19,644 --> 01:03:22,764

It turns out Egret gets the job

working for the telephone company.

:

01:03:22,764 --> 01:03:23,124

So that's

:

01:03:23,272 --> 01:03:25,202

-:

yeah, just in time for the season finale.

:

01:03:25,854 --> 01:03:26,484

-:

:

01:03:26,663 --> 01:03:28,494

-:

does not have to come back for season two

:

01:03:29,874 --> 01:03:30,714

-:

I think she will.

:

01:03:30,744 --> 01:03:31,434

I think she will.

:

01:03:32,844 --> 01:03:35,109

-:

and we have an elegant garden

:

01:03:36,719 --> 01:03:37,139

-:

:

01:03:37,567 --> 01:03:37,717

-:

:

01:03:38,064 --> 01:03:39,654

-:

yeah, grant them is like, oh,

:

01:03:39,654 --> 01:03:41,394

firing is such a messy business.

:

01:03:41,394 --> 01:03:45,504

Uh, can't we wait until after

the party to fire Thomas?

:

01:03:45,654 --> 01:03:49,434

And then Thomas fucking, I

swear the doctor must not

:

01:03:49,434 --> 01:03:50,964

know Thomas very well at all.

:

01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:56,844

'cause he, he just really does

him a real solid favor and

:

01:03:56,844 --> 01:03:58,584

he gets this new internship.

:

01:03:59,004 --> 01:04:02,184

So Thomas goes over to Carson

is like, ah, you can't fire me.

:

01:04:02,184 --> 01:04:02,604

Fuck you.

:

01:04:02,604 --> 01:04:03,054

I quit.

:

01:04:03,204 --> 01:04:04,824

And Carson is like jokes on you.

:

01:04:04,824 --> 01:04:06,294

I don't give a fuck as

long as you're gone.

:

01:04:07,119 --> 01:04:07,389

-:

Yeah,

:

01:04:09,639 --> 01:04:19,809

now we, we do get a number one, uh,

amateur messy bitch move because has been

:

01:04:19,809 --> 01:04:24,104

playing above her level by like writing

to the Turkish ambassador to let, let them

:

01:04:24,104 --> 01:04:27,624

know that your sister, uh, uh, killed a,

:

01:04:27,677 --> 01:04:27,967

-:

:

01:04:28,269 --> 01:04:29,709

-:

national mid Cotus.

:

01:04:30,069 --> 01:04:33,189

Uh, but when you do that.

:

01:04:33,819 --> 01:04:39,189

You're also expecting a proposal from

a, uh, an older but dignified gentleman.

:

01:04:40,149 --> 01:04:43,179

You do not let your sister

hang out with that guy.

:

01:04:45,812 --> 01:04:46,102

-:

:

01:04:46,242 --> 01:04:46,822

Big mistake.

:

01:04:47,499 --> 01:04:47,788

-:

:

01:04:47,979 --> 01:04:51,729

-:

Uh, and so, uh, for some reason this

:

01:04:51,729 --> 01:04:58,059

guy gets intercepted by, uh, Mary, he's

like, Hey, where, where's your sister?

:

01:04:58,059 --> 01:04:59,019

Your sister around?

:

01:04:59,019 --> 01:05:01,869

And she's like, oh, he, she's

somewhere laughing about this

:

01:05:01,869 --> 01:05:03,699

old idiot who she said was

:

01:05:03,744 --> 01:05:03,879

-:

:

01:05:03,879 --> 01:05:04,689

-:

to propose.

:

01:05:04,809 --> 01:05:09,309

And man, you should see the whole routine

she has about talk about how dumb and

:

01:05:09,309 --> 01:05:12,339

stupid and ugly this guy is also that his

:

01:05:12,372 --> 01:05:12,792

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:05:13,359 --> 01:05:16,809

-:

Uh, and this guy, instead of being like,

:

01:05:17,259 --> 01:05:19,449

oh, but she seemed like she was into me,

:

01:05:19,579 --> 01:05:19,999

-:

:

01:05:20,019 --> 01:05:21,279

-:

I should go talk to her.

:

01:05:21,369 --> 01:05:23,529

It's just like, it's off.

:

01:05:23,529 --> 01:05:24,759

And I'm gone now.

:

01:05:24,894 --> 01:05:25,254

-:

:

01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:26,538

I have this guy written down

:

01:05:26,737 --> 01:05:27,297

-:

Harrumph.

:

01:05:27,379 --> 01:05:29,719

-:

uh, Mary Schrodinger's fiance.

:

01:05:30,437 --> 01:05:30,857

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

01:05:31,114 --> 01:05:31,489

-:

is Edith's.

:

01:05:32,147 --> 01:05:32,437

-:

:

01:05:32,437 --> 01:05:32,757

Edith.

:

01:05:32,777 --> 01:05:33,157

But yes.

:

01:05:33,259 --> 01:05:33,889

-:

right, right, right.

:

01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:34,038

Yeah.

:

01:05:34,038 --> 01:05:35,209

The Schrodinger's fiance.

:

01:05:35,449 --> 01:05:38,389

And he does the same thing

that, uh, that Thomas does.

:

01:05:38,779 --> 01:05:40,129

He is like, you can't call it off.

:

01:05:40,189 --> 01:05:40,699

Fuck you.

:

01:05:40,699 --> 01:05:41,149

I quit.

:

01:05:41,599 --> 01:05:41,809

So

:

01:05:42,214 --> 01:05:42,634

-:

Yeah.

:

01:05:44,614 --> 01:05:44,913

And

:

01:05:45,019 --> 01:05:45,619

-:

like, fuck you.

:

01:05:45,619 --> 01:05:46,009

I quit.

:

01:05:46,009 --> 01:05:47,329

Should be the name of this episode.

:

01:05:47,689 --> 01:05:48,529

You can't fire me.

:

01:05:48,619 --> 01:05:49,099

I quit.

:

01:05:51,439 --> 01:05:56,209

Um, and this is where, uh, RO how

is Rosamond fit into the picture?

:

01:05:56,209 --> 01:05:57,019

Who is who?

:

01:05:57,109 --> 01:05:57,589

Who is she?

:

01:05:57,589 --> 01:05:58,309

To the family

:

01:05:59,494 --> 01:06:00,424

-:

or Grantham's sister,

:

01:06:00,471 --> 01:06:00,762

-:

:

01:06:01,272 --> 01:06:01,562

Yeah.

:

01:06:01,744 --> 01:06:02,014

-:

so

:

01:06:02,082 --> 01:06:04,682

-:

Rosamond is Grantham's sister.

:

01:06:05,404 --> 01:06:05,704

-:

Yep.

:

01:06:05,809 --> 01:06:06,229

-:

:

01:06:07,159 --> 01:06:08,749

Maggie Smith is like,

:

01:06:08,794 --> 01:06:09,694

-:

both of their mothers.

:

01:06:11,809 --> 01:06:14,629

-:

hanging out and Rosamond is like, what?

:

01:06:14,629 --> 01:06:17,359

I just, I have to say what I

think and Maggie Smith is like,

:

01:06:17,359 --> 01:06:18,739

you're the only one who does send.

:

01:06:18,739 --> 01:06:20,179

That's exactly what Ben said

:

01:06:20,794 --> 01:06:21,034

-:

That

:

01:06:21,079 --> 01:06:24,319

-:

is like, like nobody says what they think.

:

01:06:24,319 --> 01:06:29,339

It was like, we have one character

who just doesn't hold back.

:

01:06:30,524 --> 01:06:32,504

-:

And, uh, here is where Maggie Smith

:

01:06:32,774 --> 01:06:38,774

tells O'Brien, like, Hey, uh, so do

you know where Cora was keeping all the

:

01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:40,964

letters about me looking for a new maid?

:

01:06:41,144 --> 01:06:45,764

Oh, also, would you like to look over

those with us so I can find myself, me,

:

01:06:45,884 --> 01:06:46,104

-:

:

01:06:46,424 --> 01:06:48,464

-:

Countess a new maid for me.

:

01:06:49,514 --> 01:06:55,214

and so if season two doesn't start with

O'Brien hanging herself in the barns, um,

:

01:06:55,439 --> 01:06:56,459

-:

:

01:06:57,359 --> 01:06:58,049

I don't know.

:

01:06:58,049 --> 01:07:02,849

I think it's really gonna, we, I

mean she is just a horrible person,

:

01:07:03,314 --> 01:07:03,824

-:

yes,

:

01:07:04,079 --> 01:07:06,929

-:

just how if, can she actually live

:

01:07:06,929 --> 01:07:08,788

with it or is she just gonna like.

:

01:07:09,494 --> 01:07:09,794

It.

:

01:07:09,794 --> 01:07:10,034

Yeah.

:

01:07:10,034 --> 01:07:12,884

Is she gonna do the right thing or

is she just gonna lean harder into

:

01:07:12,884 --> 01:07:14,324

this villain arc that she's put

:

01:07:14,462 --> 01:07:15,717

-:

No, no, no, no, no.

:

01:07:15,717 --> 01:07:19,137

I think that this is, I

think she's been led astray.

:

01:07:19,697 --> 01:07:22,757

She's that friend, impressionable

friend you have who has one shitty

:

01:07:22,757 --> 01:07:24,137

friend that makes them worse.

:

01:07:24,647 --> 01:07:27,647

And that shitty friend is

Thomas the messiest bitch.

:

01:07:27,977 --> 01:07:33,197

And as soon as Thomas is gone,

O'Brien's redemption arc begins,

:

01:07:33,334 --> 01:07:33,514

-:

I

:

01:07:33,574 --> 01:07:34,024

-:

:

01:07:34,739 --> 01:07:35,099

I don't know.

:

01:07:35,104 --> 01:07:37,054

I think O'Brien is gonna suffer some more.

:

01:07:40,054 --> 01:07:40,444

Yeah.

:

01:07:40,679 --> 01:07:40,899

Um,

:

01:07:40,924 --> 01:07:43,413

-:

is now calling it off with Mary and she's

:

01:07:43,413 --> 01:07:46,054

like, but, but now you will inherit.

:

01:07:46,054 --> 01:07:47,974

And he's like, yeah, and fuck you

:

01:07:51,557 --> 01:07:53,117

-:

I'm gonna become Prime Minister.

:

01:07:53,117 --> 01:07:54,407

Just spite you.

:

01:07:54,994 --> 01:07:56,764

-:

And she's like, oh, but

:

01:07:56,764 --> 01:07:58,413

this has ruined everything.

:

01:07:58,413 --> 01:08:01,654

And it's like, yeah, everyone

:

01:08:01,787 --> 01:08:02,567

-:

did that.

:

01:08:04,594 --> 01:08:05,734

-:

:

01:08:06,514 --> 01:08:06,784

-:

This is

:

01:08:06,784 --> 01:08:06,934

-:

:

01:08:06,934 --> 01:08:07,234

Fuck you.

:

01:08:07,234 --> 01:08:07,564

I quit.

:

01:08:07,684 --> 01:08:10,144

-:

notes, Mary is the messiest bitch.

:

01:08:10,384 --> 01:08:10,654

Uh,

:

01:08:10,849 --> 01:08:12,079

-:

She is getting pretty messy.

:

01:08:12,767 --> 01:08:14,177

-:

She is getting messy.

:

01:08:14,569 --> 01:08:15,169

-:

:

01:08:15,199 --> 01:08:16,669

And she's the eldest sister, right?

:

01:08:17,357 --> 01:08:18,527

-:

Also not scheming.

:

01:08:18,874 --> 01:08:19,894

-:

As far as we know, Thomas

:

01:08:19,894 --> 01:08:21,559

hasn't killed anyone mid coitus.

:

01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:21,919

So,

:

01:08:23,569 --> 01:08:24,109

-:

:

01:08:24,169 --> 01:08:24,469

Yeah.

:

01:08:25,519 --> 01:08:29,089

Um, and, uh, by the way,

:

01:08:29,163 --> 01:08:31,174

-:

we get another letter that will

:

01:08:31,189 --> 01:08:31,788

-:

:

01:08:32,014 --> 01:08:32,794

-:

everything.

:

01:08:33,511 --> 01:08:33,732

-:

:

01:08:34,189 --> 01:08:38,419

-:

I went back and I listened to the

:

01:08:38,419 --> 01:08:44,328

previous episode, and the way I

worded it, I was too specific on my

:

01:08:44,328 --> 01:08:49,639

prediction again, but this episode

ended dramatically reading a telegram.

:

01:08:50,448 --> 01:08:51,859

I specifically said that

:

01:08:52,594 --> 01:08:53,104

-:

had they not

:

01:08:53,209 --> 01:08:53,988

-:

:

01:08:54,009 --> 01:08:54,934

-:

those points?

:

01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:55,818

-:

:

01:08:55,939 --> 01:08:58,129

I mean, reading it out loud anyway,

:

01:08:58,299 --> 01:08:58,589

-:

Yeah.

:

01:08:58,788 --> 01:09:01,399

-:

I could have, oh, why didn't he just,

:

01:09:01,879 --> 01:09:03,323

oh, he is like, we had war with Germany.

:

01:09:03,769 --> 01:09:04,249

-:

everything.

:

01:09:04,714 --> 01:09:05,764

-:

:

01:09:06,769 --> 01:09:07,969

-:

And I did write down in my

:

01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:10,969

notes, I hate 73% of these people

:

01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:15,977

-:

:

01:09:16,203 --> 01:09:17,404

-:

Well, that's our episode.

:

01:09:17,448 --> 01:09:17,809

-:

Anna

:

01:09:17,897 --> 01:09:18,197

-:

right.

:

01:09:18,769 --> 01:09:20,238

-:

Sipple seems cool.

:

01:09:20,509 --> 01:09:23,149

The dog's all right,

even if it is named isis.

:

01:09:23,419 --> 01:09:24,109

Uh,

:

01:09:24,124 --> 01:09:25,323

-:

Oh, the dog's named Isis.

:

01:09:25,323 --> 01:09:25,804

I missed that.

:

01:09:25,818 --> 01:09:26,328

-:

yes.

:

01:09:28,564 --> 01:09:32,254

-:

Well, that, yeah, that okay.

:

01:09:32,344 --> 01:09:32,884

Um,

:

01:09:33,197 --> 01:09:33,707

-:

All right.

:

01:09:34,096 --> 01:09:36,256

Uh, I believe it's time to roll some dice.

:

01:09:36,499 --> 01:09:36,859

-:

Rolled in

:

01:09:36,874 --> 01:09:41,224

-:

we get into War I, which, you know, they

:

01:09:41,224 --> 01:09:45,089

must have been expecting a sequel if

they called it World War I, you know, so

:

01:09:46,578 --> 01:09:47,689

-:

God damn it, Victor.

:

01:09:48,346 --> 01:09:49,636

-:

They didn't Victor,

:

01:09:49,804 --> 01:09:50,823

-:

know that, okay.

:

01:09:50,823 --> 01:09:52,654

I'm not, didn't,

:

01:09:52,827 --> 01:09:53,336

-:

I know.

:

01:09:53,336 --> 01:09:56,067

You know, it's the bit at this point.

:

01:09:56,127 --> 01:09:57,987

I rolled in 11.

:

01:09:58,454 --> 01:09:59,714

-:

:

01:09:59,774 --> 01:10:01,184

Did we skip a whole season?

:

01:10:01,257 --> 01:10:01,917

-:

We Sure.

:

01:10:02,277 --> 01:10:02,757

Yeah.

:

01:10:02,787 --> 01:10:04,797

So these are eight episode seasons.

:

01:10:04,797 --> 01:10:07,827

So episode season two completely skipped,

:

01:10:08,024 --> 01:10:08,174

-:

:

01:10:08,247 --> 01:10:12,177

-:

we will rejoin the house in season three.

:

01:10:12,897 --> 01:10:15,747

Episode four, titled.

:

01:10:16,557 --> 01:10:17,517

Episode four.

:

01:10:20,277 --> 01:10:23,217

The description of these is absurd.

:

01:10:23,217 --> 01:10:24,387

So let me read this to you.

:

01:10:24,629 --> 01:10:24,929

-:

:

01:10:25,137 --> 01:10:27,687

-:

Uh, Branson's political views

:

01:10:27,687 --> 01:10:29,667

managed to get him in trouble.

:

01:10:29,967 --> 01:10:36,522

While Sybil's loyalty is tested to the

limit, Ethel finds herself torn between

:

01:10:36,597 --> 01:10:40,617

her head and her heart as she makes

a decision about her son's future.

:

01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:42,669

-:

Which one's Ethel?

:

01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:44,909

Sorry, go ahead.

:

01:10:44,937 --> 01:10:46,947

-:

Ethel's, I think Ethel's

:

01:10:47,097 --> 01:10:48,117

one of the sisters.

:

01:10:48,357 --> 01:10:48,807

I think she's

:

01:10:48,854 --> 01:10:49,304

-:

No.

:

01:10:49,529 --> 01:10:50,204

-:

:

01:10:50,264 --> 01:10:51,824

We got Sybil Mary.

:

01:10:52,197 --> 01:10:52,737

-:

Edith.

:

01:10:52,797 --> 01:10:58,407

Okay, Edith and Sil becoming Ethel

in my head is perfectly normal.

:

01:10:58,634 --> 01:10:59,054

-:

:

01:10:59,144 --> 01:10:59,924

Yeah, that's that.

:

01:10:59,924 --> 01:11:00,464

That tracks.

:

01:11:01,197 --> 01:11:02,817

-:

Uh, Anna is upset by

:

01:11:02,817 --> 01:11:04,497

Bates' silence and wonders.

:

01:11:04,497 --> 01:11:05,667

What could be the cause.

:

01:11:07,859 --> 01:11:09,304

-:

Maybe his personality.

:

01:11:11,682 --> 01:11:13,362

-:

Carson looks for a new footman

:

01:11:13,632 --> 01:11:19,312

and a good looking candidate named

Jimmy creates interest below stairs.

:

01:11:20,049 --> 01:11:20,919

-:

Is it Jimmy Ray?

:

01:11:21,972 --> 01:11:22,452

-:

I don't know.

:

01:11:22,452 --> 01:11:23,592

I didn't watch the episode, Ben.

:

01:11:23,592 --> 01:11:24,642

I just rolled the dice.

:

01:11:24,642 --> 01:11:24,672

I,

:

01:11:25,129 --> 01:11:26,029

-:

:

01:11:26,234 --> 01:11:26,684

Okay.

:

01:11:26,894 --> 01:11:27,734

Is it slipping?

:

01:11:27,734 --> 01:11:28,094

Jimmy,

:

01:11:28,139 --> 01:11:28,318

-:

know?

:

01:11:28,454 --> 01:11:29,864

-:

this might be your prediction,

:

01:11:29,864 --> 01:11:32,024

Ben, about an uncouth foreigner.

:

01:11:32,024 --> 01:11:33,854

'cause Jimmy, I don't know, that's not a

:

01:11:34,182 --> 01:11:35,172

-:

he might be an American.

:

01:11:35,414 --> 01:11:36,014

-:

:

01:11:36,014 --> 01:11:36,314

Yeah.

:

01:11:36,644 --> 01:11:38,294

Well we are the most uncouth,

:

01:11:40,002 --> 01:11:40,962

-:

That's the truth.

:

01:11:41,022 --> 01:11:42,582

All right, well, with

that it's time for some

:

01:11:42,659 --> 01:11:43,349

-:

Dane.

:

01:11:43,394 --> 01:11:45,104

-:

everyone's favorite part of the show.

:

01:11:45,104 --> 01:11:45,764

Prediction time.

:

01:11:46,722 --> 01:11:47,652

-:

I'll go first.

:

01:11:47,864 --> 01:11:48,284

-:

Oh no.

:

01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:48,824

Okay.

:

01:11:48,824 --> 01:11:49,454

Go first.

:

01:11:51,462 --> 01:11:54,732

-:

Uh, my daytime prediction world,

:

01:11:54,732 --> 01:11:59,802

one war I is going to be over when

we join the house in this episode.

:

01:12:00,193 --> 01:12:01,094

-:

:

01:12:01,094 --> 01:12:02,054

That's a good prediction.

:

01:12:02,472 --> 01:12:04,152

-:

We skip years like crazy.

:

01:12:04,272 --> 01:12:07,332

This first season took

place over two some years,

:

01:12:07,469 --> 01:12:07,759

-:

Yeah,

:

01:12:08,202 --> 01:12:10,372

-:

so I expect that to continue

:

01:12:10,372 --> 01:12:11,512

and go even further.

:

01:12:11,512 --> 01:12:14,952

And we're going to be through all four

years of the Great War when this is over.

:

01:12:15,384 --> 01:12:16,443

-:

God, was it only four years?

:

01:12:16,714 --> 01:12:17,004

Geez,

:

01:12:18,072 --> 01:12:20,832

-:

Um, I'm not sure which one of these is

:

01:12:20,832 --> 01:12:22,392

my evening and which is my prime time.

:

01:12:22,902 --> 01:12:25,662

So I'm gonna, I'm gonna do them

in the order I have written,

:

01:12:25,714 --> 01:12:25,934

-:

:

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if you feel strongly that one

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of these belongs as the other, I

will change them because I'm, I'm

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not, I, I can't quite feel it out.

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Um,

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01:12:34,379 --> 01:12:36,029

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problem that I can't think of.

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Yeah.

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Hmm.

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I've got the two predictions though.

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Um, at least two of the season, one

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characters will have died in the war,

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Specifically in the war.

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Okay.

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specifically in the war

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as a cause of the war.

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So like if there's something war related

that is a cause of their death, I.

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The

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pilot.

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She was killed by the red Baron.

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Um, not necessarily in

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combat, but war related stuff.

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Yeah, yeah.

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If, yeah, if Thomas gets a subplot

where he is making mustard gas in

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a factory and gets die and dies

because of it, that totally counts.

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Like, like factory related death

from war manufacturing counts.

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01:13:23,872 --> 01:13:29,392

Um, I would say, oh, there's a terrible

pox upon the house, but all of the

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doctors are supporting the war effort

and two characters die counts because,

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Battlefield One is, is what they, you is,

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uh, Mrs.

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01:13:40,704 --> 01:13:44,154

Patmore flying one of those, uh,

biplanes where there's the two seats

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01:13:44,154 --> 01:13:45,774

in the Daisy's, the tail gunner.

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Just like, I'm

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01:13:46,494 --> 01:13:47,964

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Oh, dude, that'd be sweet.

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01:13:48,029 --> 01:13:48,519

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Patmore.

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all right.

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01:13:50,934 --> 01:13:51,804

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that show so badly.

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01:13:52,197 --> 01:13:53,787

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I am gonna call a shot here too.

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01:13:53,787 --> 01:13:55,767

I want, I've got a bonus point prediction.

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01:13:55,889 --> 01:13:56,189

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01:13:56,277 --> 01:13:58,167

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I've got two bonus point predictions.

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01:13:59,412 --> 01:14:02,352

But one you're going to yell

at me for, so I won't do it.

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01:14:02,712 --> 01:14:03,222

Um,

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01:14:03,269 --> 01:14:04,019

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hum, hum hum.

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01:14:04,062 --> 01:14:06,612

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Matthew, Dan Stevens is going

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01:14:06,612 --> 01:14:08,652

to die in the war prediction.

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01:14:08,652 --> 01:14:10,032

One bonus point prediction.

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01:14:10,709 --> 01:14:11,068

-:

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01:14:11,112 --> 01:14:12,497

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So the cousin,

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01:14:12,609 --> 01:14:13,059

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The cousin.

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01:14:13,607 --> 01:14:16,642

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cousin who was burnt, and then Thomas,

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01:14:16,822 --> 01:14:21,592

who's the only one we know going to

fight is not going to die in the war.

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01:14:21,639 --> 01:14:24,659

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he's joining the National Guard to

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01:14:24,659 --> 01:14:26,818

be a doctor to get out of being,

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01:14:26,832 --> 01:14:27,462

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Oh, yeah.

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01:14:27,462 --> 01:14:29,262

But you know, he's gonna end up fighting.

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01:14:29,339 --> 01:14:29,759

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01:14:29,892 --> 01:14:31,002

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Yeah, yeah,

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01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:31,229

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01:14:31,559 --> 01:14:32,834

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a funny thing about World War I.

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01:14:33,629 --> 01:14:34,409

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01:14:34,649 --> 01:14:34,919

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they,

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01:14:34,919 --> 01:14:35,279

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01:14:35,334 --> 01:14:36,084

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it didn't matter.

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01:14:36,109 --> 01:14:36,969

You got sent

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01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:37,854

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01:14:38,272 --> 01:14:38,562

-:

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01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:38,784

-:

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01:14:38,844 --> 01:14:39,024

Yeah.

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01:14:39,024 --> 01:14:41,604

Even, yeah, the, even

the cooks, the clerks,

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01:14:41,962 --> 01:14:42,252

-:

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01:14:42,294 --> 01:14:42,864

-:

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01:14:43,867 --> 01:14:45,997

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So, and my, my prime time prediction,

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01:14:47,377 --> 01:14:50,077

Anna and Bates will get married

before the end of the show.

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01:14:50,244 --> 01:14:53,394

-:

have the opposite prediction, but

:

01:14:53,394 --> 01:14:55,224

I didn't wanna make it official

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01:14:55,912 --> 01:14:56,202

-:

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01:14:56,964 --> 01:14:57,443

-:

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01:14:57,474 --> 01:14:59,454

Anna and Bates are a will.

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01:14:59,454 --> 01:15:00,144

They, won't they?

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01:15:00,144 --> 01:15:01,644

And my bet is they won't, they,

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01:15:03,397 --> 01:15:03,697

-:

Oh no.

:

01:15:03,697 --> 01:15:04,447

They be fucking,

:

01:15:06,637 --> 01:15:09,097

they already be fucking mark my words.

:

01:15:10,927 --> 01:15:11,827

The way she re,

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01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:12,294

-:

:

01:15:12,307 --> 01:15:13,807

-:

the way she reacts when she

:

01:15:13,807 --> 01:15:15,367

finds out about the wife.

:

01:15:15,439 --> 01:15:15,859

-:

:

01:15:16,237 --> 01:15:17,437

-:

They already be fucking,

:

01:15:17,693 --> 01:15:20,964

-:

and the, the other rival, the, the,

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01:15:20,994 --> 01:15:22,764

not rival, but the butler from a

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01:15:23,469 --> 01:15:24,489

-:

Mosley, but.

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01:15:24,594 --> 01:15:24,744

-:

:

01:15:24,744 --> 01:15:25,943

Mosley is asking about her.

:

01:15:25,943 --> 01:15:26,274

He is like, huh?

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01:15:27,162 --> 01:15:27,452

-:

:

01:15:27,564 --> 01:15:28,224

-:

interested in her?

:

01:15:28,224 --> 01:15:29,484

And he's all, why?

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01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:30,054

Yes.

:

01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:31,479

Yes, she does.

:

01:15:31,789 --> 01:15:33,169

She has someone interested.

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01:15:33,169 --> 01:15:33,529

Oh, what

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01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:34,637

-:

quite keen.

:

01:15:34,637 --> 01:15:36,047

Quite, quite keen.

:

01:15:36,229 --> 01:15:38,659

-:

handsome and, and walks with a crutch,

:

01:15:40,068 --> 01:15:40,249

-:

But

:

01:15:40,337 --> 01:15:41,597

-:

He beats the shit out of people

:

01:15:41,597 --> 01:15:43,127

who ask too many questions.

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01:15:44,568 --> 01:15:45,049

-:

:

01:15:45,049 --> 01:15:48,469

So specifically is your prediction

they get married or do they just

:

01:15:48,767 --> 01:15:50,537

-:

Anna and Bates get married.

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01:15:50,899 --> 01:15:52,068

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:

01:15:52,397 --> 01:15:53,717

-:

Actual married, we might

:

01:15:53,717 --> 01:15:54,852

not see it, but it happens.

:

01:15:56,022 --> 01:15:59,022

I think if it does happen, it will

be an episode, but I just don't think

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01:15:59,022 --> 01:16:00,792

we're gonna roll it to be clear.

:

01:16:00,839 --> 01:16:02,369

-:

wanna change one of my predictions.

:

01:16:02,369 --> 01:16:04,499

'cause I, I firmly believe the opposite.

:

01:16:04,949 --> 01:16:05,129

-:

Well

:

01:16:05,202 --> 01:16:06,372

-:

then change one of your predictions.

:

01:16:06,419 --> 01:16:06,749

-:

:

01:16:06,792 --> 01:16:07,152

-:

That's

:

01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:07,349

-:

:

01:16:07,482 --> 01:16:10,062

-:

it's why I went first is because I

:

01:16:10,062 --> 01:16:14,167

had to look at the episode to write

down the thing I had more time, so go

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01:16:14,549 --> 01:16:14,789

-:

:

01:16:14,862 --> 01:16:15,312

-:

for it.

:

01:16:15,449 --> 01:16:17,279

-:

ones and I can't decide which

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01:16:17,442 --> 01:16:17,802

-:

:

01:16:17,892 --> 01:16:19,992

Well, while you're doing

that, Ben was ready to go.

:

01:16:20,039 --> 01:16:20,309

-:

:

01:16:21,029 --> 01:16:22,619

-:

I'm gonna go my daytime

:

01:16:22,619 --> 01:16:25,619

prediction, Bates' wife returns.

:

01:16:26,922 --> 01:16:26,952

-:

:

01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:29,639

-:

I think she might also be in

:

01:16:29,639 --> 01:16:31,109

the running for messiest bitch.

:

01:16:31,349 --> 01:16:32,068

Um,

:

01:16:34,409 --> 01:16:38,219

uh, bonus point if she steals

something from Downton Abbey,

:

01:16:41,219 --> 01:16:45,539

uh, my evening prediction

is Daisy becomes a cook

:

01:16:46,979 --> 01:16:47,669

-:

:

01:16:47,669 --> 01:16:47,969

I have a

:

01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:48,427

-:

:

01:16:49,289 --> 01:16:49,769

-:

and my

:

01:16:49,824 --> 01:16:49,943

-:

:

01:16:50,219 --> 01:16:54,839

-:

time is Mary gets pregnant out of wedlock.

:

01:16:55,389 --> 01:17:02,259

-:

daytime prediction that Daisy is

:

01:17:02,259 --> 01:17:08,259

actually going to have the biggest

character arc of, uh, out of everyone.

:

01:17:08,259 --> 01:17:10,089

And I think that she's gonna go.

:

01:17:10,989 --> 01:17:15,159

going to gain a lot of confidence and

make it big somehow by the finale.

:

01:17:15,489 --> 01:17:16,898

She's no longer gonna be a maid.

:

01:17:16,898 --> 01:17:25,629

I, I think she'll be either like in

a position of, of great importance in

:

01:17:25,629 --> 01:17:31,224

the, in the Abbey, or she's gonna go

off on her own and, uh, start some kind

:

01:17:31,224 --> 01:17:35,589

of, I, I think she's probably gonna

marry into it, but she's going to have

:

01:17:35,589 --> 01:17:39,309

a title of some kind, not, maybe not a

royal title, maybe not official title,

:

01:17:39,309 --> 01:17:42,159

but she will make it big somehow.

:

01:17:43,449 --> 01:17:45,609

Uh, bigger than a cook.

:

01:17:47,919 --> 01:17:50,919

Um, evening prediction

:

01:17:53,049 --> 01:17:57,489

at some point, you know, the, the,

this manner, this Abby is huge.

:

01:17:57,489 --> 01:18:01,239

And, and you know, we talked about

how uh, in the first episode Daredevil

:

01:18:01,239 --> 01:18:04,359

was talking about how there's so

many secret passageway and stuff.

:

01:18:04,689 --> 01:18:08,264

At some point during the series,

we have someone secretly living.

:

01:18:08,849 --> 01:18:11,639

In the Abbey, like in the crawlspace.

:

01:18:13,949 --> 01:18:17,789

And just to, uh, be at odds with Shafer.

:

01:18:18,449 --> 01:18:21,329

I'm gonna say Anna and

Bates never become a thing.

:

01:18:24,389 --> 01:18:24,809

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All right.

:

01:18:26,312 --> 01:18:26,652

-:

All right,

:

01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:30,087

well that's that.

:

01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:34,497

We'll be back next week with

season three, episode four.

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01:18:34,647 --> 01:18:37,437

Of course, titled episode four.

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01:18:38,187 --> 01:18:40,467

Uh, but before then, we should

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01:18:41,307 --> 01:18:42,207

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01:18:42,207 --> 01:18:44,187

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01:18:50,099 --> 01:18:50,789

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And thank you to you, the listener

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And if you'd like to support the show,

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01:18:58,739 --> 01:19:03,568

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Join the discord.

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Join that Discord.

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01:19:13,199 --> 01:19:15,269

Just checking the voice

cast for new messages.

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01:19:15,269 --> 01:19:16,109

No new messages.

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01:19:16,184 --> 01:19:16,474

Okay.

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01:19:17,974 --> 01:19:19,259

Uh, join the Discord.

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01:19:20,459 --> 01:19:22,318

a lot of fun conversations

happening in there.

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01:19:22,709 --> 01:19:24,269

Search for what happened here.

:

01:19:25,019 --> 01:19:27,148

did the search for what happened

to your productions or what, how

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01:19:27,148 --> 01:19:28,379

did they find us on the discord?

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01:19:28,827 --> 01:19:29,037

-:

:

01:19:29,037 --> 01:19:29,877

What happened here?

:

01:19:29,877 --> 01:19:31,647

Uh, we got links on stuff.

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01:19:31,647 --> 01:19:32,457

They can find us.

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01:19:32,607 --> 01:19:35,487

Just any of, we were on the blue sky.

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01:19:35,817 --> 01:19:37,077

You can get a hold of us there.

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01:19:37,347 --> 01:19:42,597

Uh, there's a Facebook page

for, uh, at the very least.

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01:19:42,597 --> 01:19:43,107

Who are you?

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01:19:43,107 --> 01:19:45,267

I don't remember if last

time on is a Facebook page.

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01:19:45,267 --> 01:19:46,947

I don't think anyone's

posted to it in a long time.

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01:19:47,397 --> 01:19:47,727

Uh.

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01:19:48,732 --> 01:19:49,302

Really stipend.

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01:19:49,302 --> 01:19:50,412

Walked into it in a long time.

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01:19:50,412 --> 01:19:55,602

Saw we, um, so there's those

things you can find us there.

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01:19:55,872 --> 01:19:56,652

Um,

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01:19:56,699 --> 01:19:58,568

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Email us at, uh uh,

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01:19:58,742 --> 01:20:00,642

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the Discord link is in the show

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01:20:00,642 --> 01:20:03,522

notes for who are you every week?

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01:20:03,719 --> 01:20:04,079

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01:20:04,541 --> 01:20:05,022

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I don't know.

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01:20:05,022 --> 01:20:07,122

I don't put 'em in our show notes.

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01:20:07,152 --> 01:20:08,052

We're bad about that.

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01:20:08,459 --> 01:20:08,699

Yeah.

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01:20:08,802 --> 01:20:10,362

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Probably should maybe link to

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01:20:10,362 --> 01:20:11,472

the merch store or something.

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01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:13,349

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oh yeah, we have a merch tour.

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01:20:13,379 --> 01:20:13,589

Yeah.

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01:20:13,992 --> 01:20:15,312

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Yeah, we do have a merch store.

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There's no last time on merch

on it, but there is one.

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what, I'll make that my, hang on.

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Remind me to make some last time on

merch, uh, Tuesday at 4:00 PM Okay.

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There, I got it on my reminders.

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Uh oh.

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And by the way, if you don't like our

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Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben, Victor, and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

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