Episode 6

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Published on:

18th Feb 2025

Viper s3e19 -  she didn't go to TV medical school for me to call her Pamela

It is time for LAST TIME ON! The podcast for everyone who wants to watch all those great television shows out there, but who has the time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened... Last Time On!

Vic commits a Midwest war crime, Ben judges people for their sexy time, and Xhafer says No You Don't, Oprah.

This could be a description for any episode of this podcast, really.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Hello and welcome to last time on this

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is the podcast where we pick a show

that none of us have seen, well, to

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kind of fumble our way through it and,

uh, we try to figure out what happened

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last time on, I guess I'm trying to

feel out a little new intro today.

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I don't know guys.

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I'm just fair.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I am Ben.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I'm Victor

and this is last time on we are the

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number one rated podcast amongst

middle aged men with glasses and beards

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I'm wearing my contacts

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah, I know

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I came up with this joke before

it started and this is the one day

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that you didn't wear your damn Glass

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dude, those are badass You

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look like

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

transitions, you'd never know because

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you only ever see me when I'm inside, but

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Heh heh

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Anyways, uh

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Yeah, we're talking about Viper.

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We're in Season 3, Episode 19.

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Homecoming, this is supposedly the

highest rated episode of this show.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Uh, second highest.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

After the

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

highest, behind the pilot.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Interesting.

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Yeah.

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I'm not sure how that happened.

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Heh heh heh heh

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heh.

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Because this Ehhh,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It was an episode.

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Um, and it did, it did

get you some points, Ben

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah, I did

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

on the board for this episode for sure,

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because Frankie's the only one who

drives the fight and defender mode This

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episode, meaning it is Frankie's mission.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah, and

I've decided that, well, I was just

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going to throw this out there, uh,

actually, because this was going to be

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our go back episode, but since we landed

on it, uh, I'm just going to say, Ben,

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you get to pick our go back episode.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

going to anyway.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Ha ha ha ha ha

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: uh, I

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I really wanna watch Manhunt, which

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is the one after one of the ones that

we watched that I started on accident,

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: well,

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that's the one that the

girls did for the April

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Fool's Day episode.

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Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Was it Manhunt?

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah, yeah,

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it's, it's the one with the

leather daddy robot man.

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Ha,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

we should do that one.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Ow!

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but they already did it though!

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We can't do better

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

half the fun.

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Um, that's probably also true.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

I say Ben gets to pick.

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And if Ben

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

it'd be really funny if I roll really

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low a bunch of times and it ends up

that our April Fool's episode that

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we don't do is the Go Back episode.

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Anyways, uh, I'm Season

3, Episode 19, Homecoming.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Homecoming.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Uh, this was an episode of television.

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I didn't think this was better than the

last episode of Viper that we watched.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Which

one, okay, so the last one Was

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Was the spy of the

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh

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right, right, right, the, the stupid,

the Bates couple, uh, sex tape episode.

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Ahahahaha.

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God.

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Ahaha.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

episode they are in.

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I am sure of it.

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I would

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, I think So.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

we open, uh, this episode on a

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big truck driving through a small

town making too much damn noise.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

we open up just like some gentleman

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in the morning with some evil semis.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yep.

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Ha

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Nice.

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Ahaha, that's one of

your better dad jokes.

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That's good.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

ha ha.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

And an old lady walks out in

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her bathrobe and her slippers.

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Yelling at the trucks.

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This is one step away from

old man yells at cloud

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Who's laughing now?

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Ha ha ha

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. victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Ha ha ha ha

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

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Uh, we see two old guys talking

about cheating at cards.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Mm hmm.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

conversation with Ja'far.

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Oh, what are your maladies?

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What's broken?

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What's not working anymore?

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I'm old.

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Oh.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Nice.

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they mentioned that they should really

get an ordinance against, uh, trucks

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driving through town this late at night.

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I think that is

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actually a thing,

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though.

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Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

But

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it's also just like,

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If there is a town that it, like,

there is a highway going through it,

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Mm hmm.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Typically, Like, I have, I

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grew up in a town like this.

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The semis aren't driving

through the center of town.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah.

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Ha

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Like, they're not going down Main Street.

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But,

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I come

to think of it, this ordinance

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apparently doesn't apply to trains,

because I live, like, less than a mile

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from some fuckin train tracks, and

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that son of a bitch blares his

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: when

you don't live in a libertarian utopia,

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Oh, that's true.

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this is a libertarian

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

proof

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that this is a libertarian

utopia in this episode.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Auto, uh, that guy's clearly Cole's dad.

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And Ray is the cop who gets run

off the road and does what I can

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only describe as a hot rod amount

of falling down a gorge to theme.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Very, like, a Homer Simpson

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esque fall down a gorge.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

It tumbles a few times.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Here's why I was very excited

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to watch this episode.

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Did anyone recognize the

actor who plays, uh, Cole

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Cole's dad.

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From Wagon Train.

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Yeah.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: He,

you know, I thought he looked

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like, uh, Kevin from Star Trek.

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The, um,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Oh, Kevin Uxbridge?

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

yeah, The the one who, The Q,

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Q Entity in disguise, Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

He's a dowd.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: He's

a Douda, I love that you remember

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that.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

The, who's knock are

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

the, Whooshnack!

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Yes!

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

who's knock

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I'm

with my people, it feels so good.

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We're not qualified to be your judges.

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We have no law to fit your crime.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, actually we do.

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That is totally a crime.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

We're

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

But anyway, no, who is he, Ben?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It is Robert Fuller,

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah.

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I recognize the

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

yeah, he starred in Laramie, one of

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those Western shows that has like a

hundred and fifty episodes that I'm

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just like, Needs to be a series on cool

girls, uh, just because, like, there are

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several of those, like, that, Gunsmoke,

uh, the original Wild Wild West, uh, I

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Oh God, I forgot

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I would really love for them to do, uh,

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Dead or Alive, which I say as a segue,

because Wanted Dead or Alive is the

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show that starred Steve McQueen, who,

if anybody remembers the original, The

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Magnificent Seven played Vin Tanner.

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Fuller played Vin Tanner in the sequel.

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Uh, so he's one of our Vin Tanners, uh,

one of our stars along with Ewell Brenner

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of the Magnificent Seven ride again.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Ben, how

deep does this fucking rabbit hole go?

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I don't think we've even

seen the tip of the iceberg.

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I think the potential of what the

internet is going to do to society,

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both good and bad, is unimaginable.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

He was also in.

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Two episodes of Briscoe County Junior.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: God.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

And wagon train.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Bro,

you just leveled up your rabbit

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hole skill like three times.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I really love westerns.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: was, damn

dude, you are really good at that.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

After theme we're at Viper HQ, where Cole

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informs us that we'll be calling his dad,

Ethan, to avoid confusion this episode.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh, by

the way, during the theme, sorry, I

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just, I wanted to, I've been meaning

to point this out, I love the theme

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and it starts out with, it slithers

the streets in pursuit of justice.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Okay, glad I got that

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

prowl, but vipers slither.

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So, it's kind of, it's

kind of a dichotomy.

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Uh, why not both, I suppose?

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Why not both?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

But

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call from somebody,

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saying, hey, family friend is dead.

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We're pretty sure it's murder.

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And it's like, why do you think that?

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh, because

they said he was, they said he was drunk.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Who's currently on the wagon,

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: is

it On the wagon or off the wagon.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

On the wagon.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

sober, off the

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wagon

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Okay.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

No longer

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

There's a giant liquor store right by

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me called Off the Wagon, by the way.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Ooh,

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Hell yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I kind of want to go in there,

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but I'm kind of afraid to.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I would be as well.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Uh,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

find out the sheriff is

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dead, which is interesting

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when we see the aftermath of

the car crash, shadowy figure

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runs down to our upside down car

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is very much making noises and alive.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

oh, I missed that part.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

so he's like, so it made me

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wonder like, okay, like, are

we getting another spy episode?

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Is the sheriff actually

alive the whole time?

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But that doesn't seem to be the case.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

That's

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

And unfortunately now, yeah.

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So back at Viper HQ,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

We learned Frankie's the new tech guy?

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah,

uh, he invents the remote start.

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Which, oh, I guess he fails to invent

the remote start because it breaks.

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He presses the button and Viper breaks.

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I'm seeing a pattern here.

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This is happening in almost

every episode we've seen.

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We have like a Viper malfunction.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

There's a reason why we

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can't use the car in the car

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, that's it.

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Because I think it's one of those things

like, uh, I heard this was a problem

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in one of the seasons of Doctor Who.

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Because, it didn't make sense, All

the problems that the Doctor runs

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into, Because he has a fucking

sonic screwdriver, So they took it

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away from him for an entire season.

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And I think it's a similar thing

here with Viper, It's like, How,

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how is anything a threat to Viper,

When it's this badass supercar?

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So it's like, okay, well, let's

just make the Viper not work.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

You'll have to deal with it.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

at this point they have run out of,

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okay, what supercar can the bad guy have?

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I'm

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out at evil Viper, and then they're

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like, okay, I don't know where to go from

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: We

did the manhunt, which is the

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cyborg episode, so we are hooked

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by that.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah,

it's a real problem of Viper X Machina.

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Uh, where they just need to, they

just need to do something so that

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the show remains interesting.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

So

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at the small mountain town of Trinity.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: and

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yeah.

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and Cole decides to take the Viper,

even though it's not working, and he's

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like, Frankie's all just like, but it's,

it's broke, what if something happens?

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And he's like, nothing

ever happens in Trinity.

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And I'm like, something's

gonna happen in Trinity.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

When we drive into town, we see the

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town sign and it's got a like hand

painted population number on it.

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And I was really, really hoping we'd

see someone painting it one lower

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Oh, like, like the Battlestar

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Galactica opening, just like,

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as the population count drops.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It's a town of 3, 300 people.

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Do we really need to pay somebody to

keep doing this as people enter and

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: hmm.

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Uh, he tries to find his dad.

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He finds him at home.

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He fell asleep while

watching The Price is Right.

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Uh, as is his right as an old.

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Uh,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

sale.

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We

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: mhm.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: talk with

him and, uh, starts asking questions.

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And his dad starts giving him

shit about why, why are you

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asking me all these questions?

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I'm like, didn't you ask him to come

down here to help with the investigation?

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Like he came down he's here to

investigate and you're giving him shit for

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

a murder.

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Don't ask me any questions.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

So, who the fuck called him?

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, I assumed it was Ethan.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Because he said I never

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should have called you.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Oh, is that, okay.

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Yeah,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

he seems like he's giving him shit

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for showing up after he called him for

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: You're right.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

just like, the

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah.

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yeah.

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help me investigate.

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No, not like that.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

yeah.

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No, investigate everyone else.

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Don't ask me, the last

person to see him alive,

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and the person who recovered his car.

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ask me questions.

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Uh, I already know what I know.

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Find out what other people know.

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Uh, we also get Hey,

you weren't at the, uh,

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Phew!

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We also get the, Hey, you

weren't at the, the garage.

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Uh, it's not like you to take a day off.

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And it's like, Tom Jemike, you

and your dad are estranged.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

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Heh heh heh.

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into work.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Speaking

of which it just hit me that

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this entire time, uh, Tom, Joe,

Mike, uh, fucking took the Viper

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even though it's not working.

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And I said, Frank, you

can just fix it later.

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Well,

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this entire time, uh, isn't the Metro City

down, like, aren't they relying on them?

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Like, you know, fuck Metro City.

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You know, I'm gonna take the supercar.

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You didn't have another

car you could take?

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You couldn't have gone to Enterprise

and get a Ford Focus for the weekend?

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Like, what the

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shit, dude?

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Frankie's, one of his souped up

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah!

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Leave

him the keys to the Viper for the weekend?

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He's not going to complain.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: You're right.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

that said, I'm going to say last

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time on because our most recent

episodes we saw dealing with the

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CIA and, uh, another small town.

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Viper has solved crime in Metro City.

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That is why our team is so bored

and just like hanging around

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

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I like your

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

They have single handedly

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stopped all Metro City crime.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Metro City is safe.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Uh, so Cole starts his investigation

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heading to the local cop shop.

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He runs into his old high school buddy

Matt there, and they catch up briefly

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before he goes talking to the sheriff.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Did you guys

immediately get the vibe that this was

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obviously our villain for this episode?

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Because, Yeah.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

That said, I was also mad because,

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and I know this isn't a problem for

anybody else, they keep flipping back

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between chief of police and sheriff?

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Which are two different

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jobs.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I could see it

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Are you saying the episode

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isn't well written, Ben?

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

no, I'm saying that clearly this

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town is so small they have a chief

of police who's also the sheriff uh,

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which is you know a bit of a conflict

of interest but really adds some

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texture and flavor to this small town

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I could see it

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happening.

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Yeah, in a small town.

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Yeah.

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So, let's see.

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Oh, uh,

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Mm hmm.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

the sheriff's all like, Oh, well,

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he's just another drunk driver.

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Just another dead drunk driver.

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We don't care about that

in Libertarian Utopia.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

but

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I

got a, uh, he got his promotion

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now because he's the new sheriff.

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The old sheriff's dead.

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He's like, ah, I'm not going

to ask too many questions.

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I just got a raise.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Maybe that's actually what it was.

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Maybe this guy was the chief of

police, and now he's acting sheriff.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: That would

also yeah, that would make sense as well.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Well, they also called the dead sheriff.

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Oh, the, the chief was great.

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It's like, then he's the sheriff.

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He's not the chief.

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It's two

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Chief, Chief was just his nickname.

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:

It's like the Kansas City football team.

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Chief was just the nickname

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Oh,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It doesn't actually reference anything.

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The Arrowhead's just a coincidence, guys.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

But we do get, uh, Mike, Tom,

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Joe, Mike being incredulous.

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Like what about the two men?

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He's, uh, my dad saw him getting

in an argument with, and it's like

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two shadowy men you can give us no

description of in a pickup truck.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: yeah,

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

In small town, you know,

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mountain, uh, small mountain town.

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That is 80 percent of the people here.

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Tom, Joe, Mike, uh, like give

me something more and I can see

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what we come up with.

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

That's still only 4, 000 people.

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benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

yeah,

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:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Like, you can knock down those doors.

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

it's like if you went back to Metro

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city and you're like a man in a

shirt in a Toyota Camry, it's like, I

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don't know, there's 10, 000 of them.

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victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah,

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:

so Cole steps outside and, uh,

I'm pretty sure we get another.

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:

This is a new Viper model again.

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:

I think this is a different one because

this one's a hard top and I don't think

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:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

No, it's not.

435

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

they just put the convertible up.

436

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

He just has the convertible up, yeah.

437

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

That what a hard top is?

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:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Yeah, well, no, so it's like

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:

a retractable roof thing.

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:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah, I know.

441

:

I, I, I'm pretty sure the previous Viper

and just the last episode Had like a

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:

cloth hardtop, whatever those are called.

443

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It might be an upgraded or a

444

:

changed Viper, but it's not a new

Viper until, I'm going to say blue.

445

:

It feels like the new Viper will be blue,

but I'm shooting from the hip there.

446

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh, shut up.

447

:

You saw the previews

448

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: It's

going to be a different color though.

449

:

Well, blue was the other

famous Viper color.

450

:

Like,

451

:

yeah, like that was a thing.

452

:

Blue Vipers were a thing.

453

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, well on the back of my

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:

DVD case there's a blue viper so

455

:

I'm just like So yeah, spoiler alert.

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:

Well, I bought the DVD man.

457

:

I spent 40 bucks on the thing.

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:

I

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:

can cheat.

460

:

I, bought my right

461

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Hey, uh, he didn't put points on it.

462

:

It's not cheating.

463

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Oh, fair enough.

464

:

Uh, but uh, Yeah, this is his,

our ex girlfriend Pamela, who

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:

is now the town's only doctor.

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:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Uh, Dr.

467

:

Riggs, put some respect

on her fucking name.

468

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

She didn't go to TV medical

469

:

school for me to call her Pamela.

470

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

She didn't.

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

No,

472

:

uh, but we do get the, like, the, the

weird, like, Hey, I'm running into my ex

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:

from high school, like, writer fantasy,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Mm

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:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah.

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

immediately is just like, I

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:

still love you, and it's

like, instead of like,

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what a normal human being's reaction to be

like, You disappeared after high school?

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:

Like, you're a f Um, like, you didn't

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:

good grace to dump me.

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:

Like, go

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:

yourself with a rhino dick.

483

:

Uh,

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xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yep.

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:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Okay, this

is where we differ, because I thought

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:

it was kind of normal, I grew up in

a really small town so I could not

487

:

wait to get the fuck out of there.

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:

Ha ha ha ha ha

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

would not expect to come back to

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:

the small town and have people be

like, Ben Curley, you son of a bitch!

491

:

You know, uh, uh, Duke and Dylan, you

492

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: yeah.

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:

do the Anj ha ha ha.

494

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

you know, I'd expect like, Ben Curley,

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:

I don't know, I kind of remember, like,

496

:

whatever, uh, or, you know, uh, but also,

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:

you know what's not a good

thing when you are a operative

498

:

for the federal government?

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:

Everyone in your small hometown

knowing you're a federal, uh, special

500

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: that's true.

501

:

Ha ha ha ha

502

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

isn't like, hey, the sheriff brings it up.

503

:

Uh, cause like, maybe they

know, or somebody phoned ahead.

504

:

is, Matt brings it up,

and Pamela also knows.

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:

like, who's telling anybody?

506

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I think that's

the problem with this entire cast of the

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:

show, because even fucking in season one,

Julian was giving the details of his top

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:

secret project to his, you know, eight

year old daughter who was telling her

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:

friends at school about the Viper project.

510

:

Ah, you've all failed at OPSEC, ViperCrew.

511

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Ain't that the

512

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

But hey, who needs it when

513

:

you've got a badass ViperCars?

514

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Yeah, when you're invincible,

515

:

you don't need it.

516

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

517

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Uh, we get a sammich and a

518

:

hippa violation all in one.

519

:

Uh, because Ethan is making sandwiches,

he's like legit making sandwiches,

520

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Oh dude, he's got a whole

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:

sandwich bar in his office.

522

:

It's nice.

523

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I hope it's corned beef.

524

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: that sounds

525

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Corned beef and lettuce.

526

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

What's wrong, Corby?

527

:

Is that bad?

528

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It's a nice crunch.

529

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I've never done that before.

530

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh.

531

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I like doing a really crispy

532

:

lettuce with some creamy horseradish

533

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Mmm,

534

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

and I put the creamy horseradish on the

535

:

side so that it's in between the crispy

lettuce and the meat to act as glue,

536

:

but also then the bread remains fluffy.

537

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It.

538

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: You guys, I

just, uh, like two days ago, I got it.

539

:

on a clearance, like a

pre president's day sale.

540

:

I got this badass, uh, panini press thing

for 12 and oh my God, I have been having

541

:

delicious melty sandwiches for the past

542

:

three days.

543

:

So,

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

this is important.

545

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: um,

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It's only a grilled cheese if the only

547

:

ingredient between the bread is cheese.

548

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: ah man,

hey, I've got my own sandwich maker now.

549

:

I can make my own rules.

550

:

Ha ha ha ha.

551

:

Oh, then I've been having all

kinds of melts then, yeah.

552

:

I've been putting hot dogs, you

know, turkey meat, everything.

553

:

I put it all

554

:

up in there and I smash that

555

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

the only reason I bring it up is I, I,

556

:

have run across people, like,

who get really, like, That

557

:

is not a grilled cheese!

558

:

You can't put tomato on that!

559

:

Then it's a tomato melt!

560

:

And it's like, who gives a shit, dude?

561

:

Um,

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:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: I

think tomato might be the one exception.

563

:

I

564

:

think a tomato slice could

still be a grilled cheese.

565

:

I know you're making a face,

and I agree with you, Vic.

566

:

Disgusting.

567

:

But the idea is the sandwich

carry form of a grilled cheese and

568

:

tomato soup, which is delicious.

569

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

I never had that either,

570

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Oh, it's the best.

571

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: But I

have no room to talk because, uh, just

572

:

today I, uh, I made myself a batch of

homemade, uh, ranch using almond milk.

573

:

And I'm pretty sure this is

something that only I would like.

574

:

It's

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:

got that kind of

576

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

committed a war crime,

577

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, I think so.

578

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

maybe that's just my Midwest

579

:

coming through right now.

580

:

We've got a little bit

of feelings about ranch.

581

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I don't know, see, as a lactose intolerant

582

:

man, I like the idea of ranch that

doesn't make me want to turn inside out.

583

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Well, the

reason I did it is because I made a big

584

:

batch of it and I didn't want to use

regular milk because that spoils quicker,

585

:

but almond milk lasts for like months.

586

:

So That's why I did it.

587

:

And

588

:

it, tastes different.

589

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

is this ranch?

590

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

like, it's very thin.

591

:

I like my ranch?

592

:

thin.

593

:

Like that's how I don't,

I don't like creamy ranch.

594

:

Yeah.

595

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

My ranch like I like my ladies.

596

:

He had no problem whatsoever hitting on

the undercover officer on the audio tape

597

:

trying to pick her up and saying, girl,

you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

598

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Listeners in the discord.

599

:

Let us know.

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:

What are your thoughts on my, Uh, my

atrocity that I've committed with almond

601

:

milk and how do you like your ranch?

602

:

Let us know.

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:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Before they part ways, Dr.

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:

Riggs tells Cole to talk to his

dad about his health And when he

605

:

does, he finds out he's got cancer

and maybe six months left to live

606

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Yes.

607

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: the

sandwich bar, Cole goes and talks to Dr.

608

:

Riggs, and she goes over the details.

609

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

she shows him his fuckin x

610

:

rays, so I'm guessing that, uh,

611

:

when she was in You

612

:

know, uh, w Is,

613

:

is what?

614

:

Bum cancer?

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:

Oh, bone cancer.

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:

Yeah.

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:

Well, I'm guessing That uh, when, uh, Dr.

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:

Riggs was in medical school, she

was, uh, out skipping, uh, the day

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:

they went over her doctor, patient,

patient comp confidentiality.

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:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

does not exist in our libertarian utopia.

621

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah.

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:

You actually, I guess you're right.

623

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

have to execute as well, you may

624

:

as well know what's killing him.

625

:

Like, I don't give a fuck.

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:

Speaking,

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:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I've got

an idea for a, by the way, listeners,

628

:

I'm sorry, I have not updated this

season's, uh, podcast artwork yet,

629

:

but I've got something special.

630

:

I'm working on a, a hedgehog driving

a Viper because the hedgehog is the

631

:

symbol for the libertarian party.

632

:

We go over the x rays, a villain

douchebag guy walks in and

633

:

yeah, he, uh, he interrupts, the

conversation with Cole and Dr.

634

:

Riggs,

635

:

and he gives Cole crap

about hitting on his girl.

636

:

Even though, at no point does she

mention, by the way, I'm not your girl.

637

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Well, but also, like, he busts

638

:

in, like, hot, like, Hey,

639

:

what, you, you stepping on my girl?

640

:

And it's like, they're standing

here looking at a bunch of x rays.

641

:

It's like, it's not like you caught

them in flagrante or something,

642

:

like, they're just, like, looking

at, like, And here's the tumors.

643

:

This one's

644

:

a threemer.

645

:

Uh, and it's just like, he, he, he

just does not, like, he does not

646

:

read the room.

647

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: no.

648

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: So

what, what does inflagrante mean?

649

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

In coitus.

650

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh, nice.

651

:

That's a surprise.

652

:

That's a great word.

653

:

I'm going to use that.

654

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

P, V, not necessarily, whatever your

655

:

preferred genital combination is,

656

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I'm

going to be able to say, Hey

657

:

girl, what you doing this weekend?

658

:

You want to inflagrante.

659

:

And your whispering eye.

660

:

Whispering eye.

661

:

It means vagina.

662

:

It means vagina.

663

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I'm doing pointer, finger to

664

:

finger, Ja'far's doing hole to hole.

665

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

elbow to hole, whatever.

666

:

Look, I would say this is a judgment

free podcast, that's a lie, but

667

:

when it comes to your, uh, sexual

preferences, 100 percent judgment free.

668

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Oh no, I will judge you.

669

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Well, I mean, Ben will, but, you know,

670

:

as long as everyone's consenting adults.

671

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

That's fine.

672

:

I'll still be like, ew, gross.

673

:

Like, ew.

674

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Well, yeah, but you're approved.

675

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

on.

676

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Maybe

making the bed a mess is the thing, Ben.

677

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

But then you have to do laundry.

678

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Well, that's the price you pay, I suppose.

679

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

And here at Ben's Carpet Cleaners,

680

:

it's our Valentine's Day sale.

681

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Oh, that's brilliant.

682

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Anyways, uh, yeah, Matt puts

683

:

his foot in his mouth with Dr.

684

:

Riggs so firmly, it's just about

as bad as the time I say it in next

685

:

week's episode of Who Are You that

hasn't aired yet as we're listening.

686

:

That's a little fun one for the pod fam.

687

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: stay tuned.

688

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Go over there.

689

:

Cole and Ethan check out the car

crash site, and the path the car would

690

:

have taken for clues, and we just

touch everything at this crime scene.

691

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Yeah,

692

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Is this where?

693

:

Cole busts out his tire tricorder.

694

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Because we find the crash site.

695

:

It's like, this doesn't

look like the crash site.

696

:

And even then the dad is just like,

he wouldn't have gone this way.

697

:

He would have taken this way.

698

:

This is actually how you get to home.

699

:

And so this is the brilliance A viper.

700

:

Showing us the stupidity

of these criminals.

701

:

Because they caused this car crash,

and instead of just like, cleaning up

702

:

the first site, They don't clean up

the first site, And make a second it's

703

:

to tow away a crashed car and

frame a second crash than it is

704

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: And this

is all stuff, and I noticed this is

705

:

all stuff that the audience has seen,

and you specifically mentioned this

706

:

last episode, Ben, like it's a artistic

writing thing to, let the audience be

707

:

a step or two ahead of the cast, but in

this case, we've seen everything already,

708

:

I've seen everything, you

know, I've seen it all.

709

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah,

there's no tension here because we

710

:

already know what the fuck happened.

711

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

know?

712

:

what happened.

713

:

It's of, like Columbo.

714

:

Every episode of Columbo starts with

715

:

us seeing the murder, and

the mystery isn't whodunit.

716

:

It's how will Columbo figure it out.

717

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

We see our two huge freakin guys

718

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

You freaking guys!

719

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

watching it all from above.

720

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

These are the ugliest goons we

721

:

have had in this entire series.

722

:

Oh

723

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Uh,

724

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: my god.

725

:

Hahahaha!

726

:

Mmm.

727

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

no, these, I refer to them through,

728

:

uh, through my notes as the

rubes, uh, cause they are just

729

:

like two country, like yokels.

730

:

Like these are guys I have

seen at tractor supply company.

731

:

Where it's just like, why are you

wearing the flannel if you, like,

732

:

only button the bottom button?

733

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Over at Viper HQ, Frankie and

734

:

Cameron do research on the crime,

the scene, the suspects, as they

735

:

review evidence with the sheriff

736

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

And Frankie's on shirt number

737

:

two, only shirt number two.

738

:

and this is like halfway

through the episode.

739

:

You're disappointing me, Frankie.

740

:

You got to pump those numbers up, man.

741

:

Come on.

742

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I have to ask now guys, what

743

:

would you say Cameron does here?

744

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: You

know, in my notes, I say that

745

:

she's like a human Cortana.

746

:

This is what she seems like.

747

:

She's just like this information database.

748

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

She's the police liaison.

749

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

But

750

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Whenever, whenever they're dealing

751

:

with actual law enforcement, it's

always Cameron talking to them.

752

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yes.

753

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

expect Frank to talk to people.

754

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

would not let Frank talk to people.

755

:

I would actively keep Frank

away from talking to people.

756

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

the court order.

757

:

Later when he calls backup

they don't bring Cameron

758

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, that's true.

759

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

you know, would have been really

760

:

helpful at our spoiler alert, end

of show, shootout having Cameron.

761

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

the whole like, yeah.

762

:

Uh, let's see.

763

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Is

just like, hanging out in a barbershop.

764

:

Uh, just waiting for Tom Joe

Mike, like a fucking weirdo.

765

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Yeah.

766

:

And he's like, Hey, those

guys used to work for me.

767

:

Want to go fight them?

768

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Yeah, let's go beat up

769

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: yeah.

770

:

He steps out and, and Matt says, is like,

Hey, I hear the sheriff's death, and

771

:

that might not have been an accident.

772

:

Like, dude, how did you

773

:

hear this?

774

:

Like, what the hell?

775

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Well, we know how he heard it.

776

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, we know how he did, but

777

:

it doesn't raise any red flags

with, uh, with coal here.

778

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Tom Jomite does not give a single fuck.

779

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

We

780

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Matt

here reaffirms that he's gonna marry Dr.

781

:

Riggs one day as

782

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah,

he gives him some shit about it

783

:

and Cole's all like lightin up.

784

:

And, Uh,

785

:

Matt here pulls a move that I like

to call Schrodinger's Douchebag.

786

:

Because he's like, being a dick, and

then he's like, when he gets called

787

:

out on it, he's like, Whoa, dude, I

was just jokin So it's like, dude,

788

:

you were being a dick, shut up.

789

:

You can't Ctrl Z what you just did.

790

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Go like insane where he's like,

791

:

Hey, did you pause your murder

investigation slash finding out your

792

:

dad has cancer to hook up with your

ex girlfriend, my current girlfriend?

793

:

And it's just like,

794

:

that's ridiculous.

795

:

And then immediately in our next scene,

Pamela and Tom Joe Mike are kissing.

796

:

And so it's just like, Oh, he did.

797

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Dude,

she goes over to his house to, to

798

:

quote, deliver some prescriptions

That is like, uh, whatever dude,

799

:

this is an excuse for a booty call.

800

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Uh,

801

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: they go over

some high school pictures that Cole was

802

:

looking through and, Uh, turns out Dr.

803

:

Riggs was the prom queen

because of course she was.

804

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

we also find out.

805

:

Tom Joe Mike's dad was

a real piece of shit.

806

:

Uh, like

807

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Yeah, we, we, we find out the

808

:

reason why he's Ethan, not dad.

809

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Hair slicked back, uh, white linen suit,

810

:

uh, sloppy, or a sloppy

steaks at Sher foleys.

811

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: ha ha ha ha

812

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Like a real

813

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh, yeah,

yeah, he had All the sloppy steaks, yeah.

814

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

So apparently his dad was a stock

815

:

car racer who ran off with, uh, who

cheated on his mom constantly and

816

:

never admitted to doing anything

817

:

wrong.

818

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: And, Uh,

Yeah, they look at all this And Pamela

819

:

admits that the only reason she was

dating Matt was because there were

820

:

no other options in this small town.

821

:

Ha

822

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

is just like, I don't know.

823

:

And then he got so serious about it.

824

:

It's like, you are all in your forties.

825

:

like how dare this man in his forties

want to get married and settle down and

826

:

it's just like, you're in your forties,

827

:

it's okay.

828

:

If you don't want to get

married, that is fine.

829

:

But also like You're not

830

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Why is it a shock?

831

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Like,

832

:

you went to medical school.

833

:

Time has passed.

834

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: So anyway,

back at Viper HQ Westlake gives

835

:

the character backstory of the two

flannel wearing goons that have been

836

:

tailing our heroes the entire episode.

837

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

find out more about our libertarian

838

:

utopia because even though these two

gentlemen are on parole, they've had

839

:

eight jobs all across the country.

840

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: That is

841

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

you are not, no longer limited to

842

:

travel, like you can't leave the county

843

:

or the state.

844

:

No, you can go wherever you want,

just call your parole officer.

845

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It also means we've gotten

846

:

rid of background checks.

847

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Yeah, Libertarian Utopia, man.

848

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

We

849

:

also find out now there was no

autopsy on, uh, the chief sheriff.

850

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

Libertarian Utopia.

851

:

Get rid of that red tape.

852

:

And then Ethan comes back and says

that, I think he said he called his

853

:

friend at the corners or something.

854

:

Uh, they're going to exhume the body.

855

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Mm

856

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

857

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Okay,

I did not have, exhuming a corpse

858

:

anywhere on my bingo card for

859

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Also, it's been like a day and a half.

860

:

That is the quickest fucking burial.

861

:

There was no funeral.

862

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

For a person who was a

863

:

pillar of this community.

864

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Right?

865

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

A real pillar of the community.

866

:

A hundred percent.

867

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

he's the,

868

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

He's the sheriff.

869

:

and everyone, everyone

knows his personal business.

870

:

They all like, oh Yeah.

871

:

he was in AA and he

had a drinking problem.

872

:

He had a flask of whiskey inside

his sheriff's truck every time.

873

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yeah.

874

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

here we do get, I'm man enough to admit

875

:

it, the low light of this episode.

876

:

Our rubes

877

:

attack

878

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: oh yes the

879

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

and we have

880

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Yep.

881

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Our pilot where we had resistant supercars

882

:

driven by Rangers to later episodes

where we have things like our Fiona

883

:

Volpe rocket launcher, uh, motorcycles

and guys with just tons of guns and

884

:

grenade launchers.

885

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

yeah Monster trucks with machine

886

:

guns mounted in the headlights

887

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Exactly.

888

:

What do we get in

889

:

this

890

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207:

have a fucking pickup truck

891

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Douchebag in the back of a

892

:

pickup truck with an Uzi.

893

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah

894

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

also, for some reason, when the car,

895

:

when the Viper is not in Defender mode,

896

:

windows aren't bulletproof.

897

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah, what the

hell that I thought that was strange too.

898

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

why aren't

899

:

bulletproof?

900

:

Why isn't the Viper

just always bulletproof?

901

:

It's the Viper, it

902

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah, he has

to, he goes to flip the switch that makes

903

:

it bulletproof and then it doesn't work

because you, know, Frankie fucked it up.

904

:

Yeah,

905

:

And again, this is also, uh, go ahead.

906

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

it's what happens when you

907

:

let an Italian near your car.

908

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh gosh.

909

:

Yeah.

910

:

Uh, but yeah.

911

:

And again, this, continues the

theme of notice where our goons, our

912

:

villains never have regular guns.

913

:

Like everyone has submachine

guns in this libertarian

914

:

utopia world that we have here.

915

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I mean, yeah, they're

916

:

just giving out, I'm sure.

917

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Uh, Ben is

being more Texan than I am right now.

918

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I just, I keep accosting

919

:

Victor with this airsoft gun.

920

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: It's dope.

921

:

Nice.

922

:

Uh, so We cut over to Oh, wait.

923

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

to Ethan, trying to fix up the Viper.

924

:

Our second time, randoms are under the

925

:

Viper's hood.

926

:

We're just like, you

shouldn't be able to open it.

927

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Hm.

928

:

Yeah.

929

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Mm-hmm

930

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

But

931

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: shows up.

932

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

shows up

933

:

to save the day.

934

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: shirt

number three, whoo, got my points.

935

:

Uh, then Cole talks to Pamela

back at her office and she, uh,

936

:

oh yeah, yeah, he goes over to Dr.

937

:

Riggs office, and she lets slip

that the goons that they've been

938

:

investigating, they actually work for

Matt despite him saying that, uh, you

939

:

know, he contracted them out, yeah.

940

:

Ha, ha,

941

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

to be like, Hey, stay away from my girl.

942

:

I'll fight you and I'll

win cause I fight dirty.

943

:

I'm a

944

:

bad guy.

945

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Ha ha ha ha!

946

:

Uh, we get a shot of a black

Corvette for like no reason.

947

:

I'm assuming this is, uh, Matt's

car, but we never see him actually

948

:

drive it in this entire episode.

949

:

We just get a shot, a transition

scene of this black Corvette driving

950

:

and I'm thinking, Oh, awesome!

951

:

We're gonna get a fucking cool

car chase where it's gonna be

952

:

red Viper and black Corvette.

953

:

But no,

954

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

at the very least, I was hoping

955

:

that the Viper was going to

have to take down the semis.

956

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah!

957

:

Oh, dude, that would have been awesome.

958

:

I think, uh, the budget must

have gotten slashed for,

959

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

does, it does seem like

960

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Which,

961

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

in between us and the purity of Viper.

962

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: by the way,

in our previous seasons we've talked

963

:

about, who our fantasy cast would be

for a reboot, but, I'll save it for

964

:

next episode, but I've got a whole,

965

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

tell me right now.

966

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: No, I've

got a whole thing, I'll save it for next

967

:

episode, I've got a whole thing for What

the:

968

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I'll start thinking about it.

969

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I won't.

970

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh, come on.

971

:

come on.

972

:

Join in, participate in

the class assignment.

973

:

Here's your fare.

974

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I'll give you my taste.

975

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

It's a group assignment and I'm just

976

:

gonna let Ben carry me through it.

977

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Oh,

look, this libertarian utopia

978

:

thing is going a little too far.

979

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I'm going to just gonna say

980

:

my favorite current actor

should be our new Tom Joe Mike.

981

:

Nicholas Holt is driving the Viper.

982

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Oh, I would do Goggins.

983

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

Walton

984

:

Goggins is a Frank.

985

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Well, okay.

986

:

Since we're already, yeah,

since we're going this way,

987

:

I'll go ahead and tell you.

988

:

My main character is

going to be, Joanna Astor.

989

:

And she's going to be played by

Christina Chong from strange new worlds.

990

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

I don't hate it.

991

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: Yeah.

992

:

benjamin-david-curley--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207:

don't hate it.

993

:

xhafer--he-him-_1_02-15-2025_203207: Watch

994

:

victor_1_02-15-2025_193207: I

got a, I got a whole plot idea

995

:

of set up for it, but Yeah.

996

:

we'll talk about it next episode.

997

:

So, uh, okay.

998

:

Uh, we cut over to Cole, oh yeah,

we got the shot of the Black, the

999

:

Black Viper, or the Black Corvette.

:

00:38:26,013 --> 00:38:28,013

Uh, yeah, I feel like, uh, the, Yeah.

:

00:38:28,013 --> 00:38:31,193

I was hoping for a, that We would

get a car chase with the Corvette and

:

00:38:31,203 --> 00:38:34,923

the Viper and the writers must have

skipped that day at school, writing

:

00:38:34,923 --> 00:38:36,743

school when they covered foreshadowing.

:

00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:37,163

So,

:

00:38:37,390 --> 00:38:38,240

-:

This is where we find out

:

00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,620

that Matt also went to prison

:

00:38:41,258 --> 00:38:41,528

-:

:

00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,580

-:

our rubes

:

00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:47,580

and our arresting officer

was new chief sheriff.

:

00:38:48,628 --> 00:38:51,068

-:

points for just totally counts as

:

00:38:51,068 --> 00:38:56,608

a corrupt government agency again

Says, uh, we get the corrupt sheriff

:

00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,650

-:

It's just the sheriff though,

:

00:38:58,650 --> 00:38:59,900

it's not the whole agency.

:

00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:02,098

-:

:

00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,510

-:

No, one

:

00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:05,030

corrupt guy does not an agency

:

00:39:05,158 --> 00:39:07,508

-:

it's he counts cuz it's corrupt.

:

00:39:07,518 --> 00:39:11,908

He's the sheriff's he's head of the

sheriff's depart Give me my point Ben.

:

00:39:12,018 --> 00:39:12,218

-:

If

:

00:39:12,446 --> 00:39:13,216

-:

Give me the point Ben.

:

00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,436

Give it give it here

:

00:39:14,598 --> 00:39:16,718

-:

if a single other sheriff's deputy

:

00:39:16,978 --> 00:39:22,258

had shown up to our shootout, I would

have said yes, but he's there alone,

:

00:39:22,351 --> 00:39:23,731

-:

You win this time, Curly.

:

00:39:23,941 --> 00:39:26,430

Ffff Heh heh heh heh heh

:

00:39:26,848 --> 00:39:31,688

-:

man, like, I know I'm generally, I

:

00:39:31,688 --> 00:39:34,838

consider myself and I'm considered

by others a lawful good person.

:

00:39:36,398 --> 00:39:38,778

I would totally be a goon.

:

00:39:39,178 --> 00:39:42,948

Just like, hey Ben, stand outside

this warehouse and look scary.

:

00:39:44,378 --> 00:39:45,178

do that.

:

00:39:45,356 --> 00:39:45,966

-:

that off, Yeah,

:

00:39:46,148 --> 00:39:46,818

-:

Yeah, like

:

00:39:47,696 --> 00:39:47,916

-:

:

00:39:47,958 --> 00:39:49,008

-:

who looks like me just like

:

00:39:49,018 --> 00:39:50,498

standing outside a warehouse?

:

00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:51,776

-:

wouldn't go in that warehouse, yeah.

:

00:39:51,776 --> 00:39:52,736

Heh heh heh heh

:

00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:53,748

-:

I could do this for eight

:

00:39:53,748 --> 00:39:55,378

hours and then go home.

:

00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:56,168

And

:

00:39:56,168 --> 00:39:57,708

then do it again tomorrow.

:

00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:58,578

I don't care.

:

00:39:58,728 --> 00:40:00,868

I'll stand outside a

warehouse and look scary.

:

00:40:01,368 --> 00:40:02,168

Like, come on.

:

00:40:02,643 --> 00:40:05,103

If you're hiring a goon, let me know.

:

00:40:05,586 --> 00:40:07,266

-:

:

00:40:07,266 --> 00:40:11,696

Uh, so they break into Matt's

warehouse and they hack his computer.

:

00:40:11,893 --> 00:40:13,823

-:

is where we find out our other piece of

:

00:40:13,823 --> 00:40:16,163

proof that this is a libertarian utopia.

:

00:40:16,366 --> 00:40:16,526

-:

:

00:40:17,953 --> 00:40:20,053

-:

Our Viper team do not need warrants.

:

00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:20,836

-:

:

00:40:21,563 --> 00:40:21,923

-:

:

00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:24,763

-:

Warrants do not exist for Viper team.

:

00:40:25,203 --> 00:40:27,013

-:

like how that's what you focused on and

:

00:40:27,013 --> 00:40:29,383

I'm all like, HIS PASSWORD IS PAMELA?!

:

00:40:30,376 --> 00:40:32,256

-:

Oh god, he did say that.

:

00:40:32,636 --> 00:40:33,156

Yeah.

:

00:40:33,636 --> 00:40:34,906

Oh, that's terrible.

:

00:40:35,086 --> 00:40:35,856

I forgot about

:

00:40:35,863 --> 00:40:37,263

-:

password, bro.

:

00:40:37,423 --> 00:40:40,453

Real bad password.

:

00:40:41,336 --> 00:40:41,826

-:

:

00:40:43,183 --> 00:40:43,623

-:

Dr.

:

00:40:43,623 --> 00:40:43,993

Riggs.

:

00:40:44,033 --> 00:40:45,013

I won't call her Pamela.

:

00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:45,863

-:

Thank you.

:

00:40:46,473 --> 00:40:46,843

-:

Dr.

:

00:40:46,843 --> 00:40:48,243

Riggs is also a hacker.

:

00:40:48,293 --> 00:40:48,933

-:

:

00:40:49,690 --> 00:40:51,640

-:

no, she just knows his fucking password.

:

00:40:51,973 --> 00:40:52,793

-:

That counts as hacking.

:

00:40:54,170 --> 00:40:55,160

-:

No, it doesn't.

:

00:40:56,183 --> 00:40:57,243

-:

Well, they find out

:

00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:57,980

-:

say I'm in.

:

00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:58,350

-:

:

00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:04,800

they find out that Matt's operation

here is a nationwide, uh, like hijacking

:

00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:08,190

thing where they hijack trucks, and

they've got crews all over the nation.

:

00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:13,170

And now I have my fan theory that this is

the prequel to the Fast and the Furious,

:

00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:15,830

because that's

:

00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,220

what they did in the very first

Fast and the Furious movie.

:

00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:18,970

They hijacked

:

00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:20,460

fucking

:

00:41:20,972 --> 00:41:21,832

-:

TV, TV

:

00:41:21,945 --> 00:41:22,540

-:

:

00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,850

-:

T, what is it?

:

00:41:24,518 --> 00:41:25,948

-:

DVD players and, and

:

00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:28,220

-:

I forget if it was TV DVD players

:

00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:29,930

or if it was TV VHS players

:

00:41:30,128 --> 00:41:33,048

-:

It was, VHS was still a thing

:

00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:35,278

in the early:

:

00:41:36,938 --> 00:41:43,978

Yeah, uh, so then we get our final, uh,

showdown in the villain HQ warehouse.

:

00:41:44,638 --> 00:41:46,088

Uh, they get pinned down.

:

00:41:47,428 --> 00:41:49,758

Frankie fixes the Viper just in time.

:

00:41:49,990 --> 00:41:51,640

-:

and Tom Joe Mike calls

:

00:41:51,650 --> 00:41:54,040

Frankie And no one else.

:

00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:54,600

Uh,

:

00:41:54,618 --> 00:41:55,098

-:

:

00:41:55,735 --> 00:41:57,695

-:

Did you guys listen to the music

:

00:41:57,735 --> 00:41:59,045

that was playing in this scene?

:

00:41:59,848 --> 00:42:00,398

-:

:

00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:01,925

-:

anything noteworthy of it

:

00:42:02,175 --> 00:42:03,445

ring a bell in your brain?

:

00:42:03,618 --> 00:42:04,028

-:

:

00:42:04,038 --> 00:42:05,968

-:

was not a famous song, it was clearly

:

00:42:05,978 --> 00:42:09,808

some bullshit that they threw together,

but it had the like, little, tah,

:

00:42:10,378 --> 00:42:12,878

from Goldeneye 64's music,

:

00:42:15,982 --> 00:42:17,332

-:

Oh.

:

00:42:17,810 --> 00:42:17,920

-:

:

00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,770

-:

And I was just living in that

:

00:42:19,770 --> 00:42:21,210

moment for most of this scene.

:

00:42:23,743 --> 00:42:25,693

-:

that was such a damn good game.

:

00:42:25,703 --> 00:42:25,733

What

:

00:42:25,753 --> 00:42:26,813

the hell was it about that

:

00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:28,035

-:

that's the third time you've

:

00:42:28,035 --> 00:42:29,415

pulled a gun on us this episode.

:

00:42:29,415 --> 00:42:30,125

It has to stop.

:

00:42:30,883 --> 00:42:31,583

-:

:

00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,463

-:

we, you're from Detroit.

:

00:42:33,661 --> 00:42:34,681

-:

:

00:42:34,731 --> 00:42:35,141

Uh.

:

00:42:35,361 --> 00:42:36,061

What's his name?

:

00:42:36,143 --> 00:42:36,423

-:

Michael

:

00:42:36,561 --> 00:42:36,881

-:

:

00:42:37,441 --> 00:42:37,961

Michael Scott.

:

00:42:37,961 --> 00:42:38,161

Yeah.

:

00:42:38,161 --> 00:42:41,901

At every improv session he goes

to, he pulls a gun every scene.

:

00:42:42,323 --> 00:42:43,163

-:

Agent Michael Scarr.

:

00:42:43,331 --> 00:42:43,661

-:

:

00:42:44,653 --> 00:42:47,913

-:

As a former person who taught improv,

:

00:42:48,523 --> 00:42:49,693

there are people who do that.

:

00:42:49,803 --> 00:42:50,663

And it sucks.

:

00:42:50,843 --> 00:42:52,403

And we make fun of you when you leave.

:

00:42:53,991 --> 00:42:56,831

-:

get a point for Frankie driving the Viper.

:

00:42:56,871 --> 00:42:57,531

You totally win.

:

00:42:57,951 --> 00:43:02,751

Totally saves the day and Frankie fucking

wastes the dude with the viper guns.

:

00:43:02,751 --> 00:43:04,241

I get my point for the Viper guns

:

00:43:04,503 --> 00:43:05,533

-:

has guns now,

:

00:43:05,973 --> 00:43:07,463

-:

has guns.

:

00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:08,131

-:

:

00:43:08,131 --> 00:43:09,091

fucking laser

:

00:43:09,343 --> 00:43:10,353

-:

Lasers.

:

00:43:10,413 --> 00:43:11,733

-:

Lasers.

:

00:43:13,323 --> 00:43:13,513

-:

Uh,

:

00:43:13,573 --> 00:43:14,723

-:

This kills Matt, right?

:

00:43:14,733 --> 00:43:16,953

It, like, burns a hole

in his body, he's dead.

:

00:43:17,003 --> 00:43:18,133

-:

Bounces off a mirror.

:

00:43:18,134 --> 00:43:20,283

Ha ha ha!

:

00:43:20,283 --> 00:43:23,323

And I'm like, I never went

to college, um, Ha ha ha!

:

00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:28,123

I'm not that, smart, but I pretty sure

lasers travel at the speed of light.

:

00:43:28,143 --> 00:43:28,693

Ha ha ha!

:

00:43:29,063 --> 00:43:29,653

So,

:

00:43:30,053 --> 00:43:33,423

we see this thing slowly

bounce off the mirror.

:

00:43:33,590 --> 00:43:35,810

-:

of lasers with an

:

00:43:35,903 --> 00:43:36,633

-:

:

00:43:36,663 --> 00:43:37,163

okay.

:

00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:39,300

-:

And these are lasers with a Z.

:

00:43:39,301 --> 00:43:40,247

Uh,

:

00:43:40,378 --> 00:43:42,108

-:

you that in college, the difference

:

00:43:42,108 --> 00:43:45,148

between a laser with an

S and a laser with a C.

:

00:43:45,730 --> 00:43:46,090

-:

:

00:43:46,770 --> 00:43:48,640

Fucking laser cooling.

:

00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,270

Sorry.

:

00:43:50,330 --> 00:43:54,540

-:

Uh, our dad, Ethan, uh, Robert, uh, gets

:

00:43:54,540 --> 00:44:02,115

to shoots the gun away from a bad guy,

and we do see guys get shot, our, our guy

:

00:44:02,115 --> 00:44:04,725

who gets shot with viper guns isn't dead,

:

00:44:05,388 --> 00:44:06,408

-:

Was it the same guy?

:

00:44:06,505 --> 00:44:07,715

-:

yeah, uh,

:

00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,040

-:

Maybe non lethal?

:

00:44:09,070 --> 00:44:09,950

Maybe the rubber rounds?

:

00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:10,375

-:

or

:

00:44:10,588 --> 00:44:13,268

-:

dude, that many rubber rounds at that

:

00:44:13,268 --> 00:44:15,018

close range and you're still dead, dude.

:

00:44:15,035 --> 00:44:15,445

-:

Oh, for

:

00:44:15,878 --> 00:44:17,458

-:

fucking mowed that dude down.

:

00:44:18,565 --> 00:44:21,035

-:

so the interesting thing about, about

:

00:44:21,035 --> 00:44:27,795

the human body is we are surprisingly

resilient as well as surprisingly fragile.

:

00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:29,120

You can shoot

:

00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,035

a person 20 times.

:

00:44:32,111 --> 00:44:36,640

And you can also shoot a

person once, and they're not.

:

00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:39,075

You missed my vital organs.

:

00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:40,545

All of them?

:

00:44:40,871 --> 00:44:42,931

-:

This is something that was once

:

00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:48,401

taught to me by a wise man, Chuck,

Uh, who knows from killing people.

:

00:44:49,296 --> 00:44:50,986

-:

Are you talking about my dad right now?

:

00:44:51,319 --> 00:44:52,109

-:

:

00:44:52,241 --> 00:44:54,851

-:

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:

00:44:57,391 --> 00:45:00,861

Your dad did once at dinner say like,

Hey, you can kill a guy with a 22, you

:

00:45:00,861 --> 00:45:02,121

just have to know where to shoot him.

:

00:45:02,121 --> 00:45:12,211

Subsonic 22, put a suppressor on

there, nobody's hearing that shit.

:

00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,009

-:

just talking about this the other day.

:

00:45:16,009 --> 00:45:20,184

I've, uh, My, um, my new girlfriend

who I started dating, she comes

:

00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:21,864

from a family of preppers as well.

:

00:45:22,324 --> 00:45:25,664

And I was like, oh, one of my co

hosts has a prepper family thing.

:

00:45:25,724 --> 00:45:27,694

When we first started dating,

I didn't realize this until

:

00:45:27,694 --> 00:45:30,764

later, but she was evaluating my

usefulness in a zombie apocalypse.

:

00:45:31,304 --> 00:45:32,364

And, uh,

:

00:45:32,364 --> 00:45:33,111

I passed?

:

00:45:33,111 --> 00:45:39,087

I have, I, no, hey, don't, what do

you, hey, what do you mean I'm wanting?

:

00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,837

-:

Ex military, but like,

:

00:45:41,088 --> 00:45:41,835

-:

:

00:45:41,987 --> 00:45:43,837

-:

when was the last time you fired a weapon?

:

00:45:44,005 --> 00:45:45,995

-:

and I am a, listen, I will admit

:

00:45:45,995 --> 00:45:47,295

I am a terrible fucking shot.

:

00:45:47,345 --> 00:45:49,165

I always barely qualified on.

:

00:45:49,165 --> 00:45:49,935

my M16.

:

00:45:50,315 --> 00:45:50,885

But,

:

00:45:51,297 --> 00:45:53,307

-:

times you've pulled the gun on us, Ben.

:

00:45:53,565 --> 00:45:53,935

-:

:

00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:58,755

But, you know, want to know what my

best, most useful skill that she said I

:

00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:01,135

would have in the apocalypse would be?

:

00:46:02,037 --> 00:46:03,297

-:

the zom or, she can outrun the

:

00:46:03,297 --> 00:46:04,457

zombies while you get eaten?

:

00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,040

-:

is also true, she used to run cross

:

00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:11,740

country, and I can barely finish

a mile, but, uh, No, it's cooking.

:

00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:16,280

I have a great cook, so it's like,

:

00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:17,590

ha ha, I'm safe.

:

00:46:19,717 --> 00:46:20,767

-:

Victor, are you trying to tell us you're

:

00:46:20,767 --> 00:46:22,697

ex military and you're just a cook?

:

00:46:23,590 --> 00:46:25,120

-:

No, I was never a cook, but, I

:

00:46:25,140 --> 00:46:26,690

learned to cook on my own because

:

00:46:26,757 --> 00:46:27,547

-:

I can't fight Tommy

:

00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:28,000

-:

:

00:46:28,047 --> 00:46:28,767

-:

this battleship.

:

00:46:28,947 --> 00:46:29,837

I'm just a cook.

:

00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:30,450

-:

:

00:46:32,477 --> 00:46:34,307

-:

This battleship is under siege.

:

00:46:34,650 --> 00:46:36,280

-:

course I say this after I said I've been

:

00:46:36,387 --> 00:46:37,207

-:

Can we make

:

00:46:37,317 --> 00:46:38,547

cool girls watch Under

:

00:46:38,643 --> 00:46:40,575

-:

ha ha ha ha ha ha

:

00:46:40,717 --> 00:46:43,047

-:

make the cool girls watch anything.

:

00:46:43,617 --> 00:46:45,177

-:

uh, colon dark territory?

:

00:46:45,397 --> 00:46:46,857

-:

Is that the one where he kicks a dude

:

00:46:46,857 --> 00:46:48,807

the dick 16 times and then he dies?

:

00:46:48,997 --> 00:46:52,017

-:

No, that is, uh, higher ground.

:

00:46:54,477 --> 00:46:56,177

-:

I mean, my voice would be on higher

:

00:46:56,187 --> 00:46:59,147

ground if you kicked me in the

balls 16 times, so that's fair.

:

00:46:59,147 --> 00:47:05,197

But

:

00:47:05,272 --> 00:47:08,182

-:

your movie breaks, got suggestions.

:

00:47:08,212 --> 00:47:08,602

We've got

:

00:47:08,602 --> 00:47:09,242

options.

:

00:47:09,552 --> 00:47:11,392

It's stuff you don't know exists.

:

00:47:11,715 --> 00:47:12,895

-:

I feel like their, their list

:

00:47:13,022 --> 00:47:13,492

-:

guts.

:

00:47:14,155 --> 00:47:15,495

-:

I feel like their list of TV

:

00:47:15,495 --> 00:47:17,085

shows is way longer than ours.

:

00:47:17,385 --> 00:47:18,025

Has to be.

:

00:47:18,025 --> 00:47:18,565

Ha ha.

:

00:47:18,565 --> 00:47:20,875

They have options.

:

00:47:20,885 --> 00:47:21,175

Anyway,

:

00:47:21,425 --> 00:47:22,785

-:

To Viper HQ.

:

00:47:23,123 --> 00:47:23,373

-:

:

00:47:23,373 --> 00:47:26,723

well, but why, okay, so Frankie

gets out and he tells, because

:

00:47:26,723 --> 00:47:28,493

Matt has the girl hostage,

:

00:47:28,853 --> 00:47:31,493

and he says, hand over

the keys to that car.

:

00:47:31,888 --> 00:47:32,118

And

:

00:47:32,118 --> 00:47:34,758

Frankie gets out and gives Cole, like a

:

00:47:35,030 --> 00:47:35,650

-:

Tom Joe Mike.

:

00:47:35,908 --> 00:47:36,508

-:

:

00:47:36,568 --> 00:47:37,548

-:

In this warehouse.

:

00:47:37,786 --> 00:47:37,996

-:

:

00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:42,316

Tells him, uh, careful with it

because wink, wink, I just finished

:

00:47:42,376 --> 00:47:45,006

up upgrading it or whatever.

:

00:47:45,526 --> 00:47:47,556

And hands it to Cole to press the button.

:

00:47:48,236 --> 00:47:50,336

Dude, Frankie, why couldn't you

just, press the button right there?

:

00:47:51,036 --> 00:47:51,636

-:

You just, like,

:

00:47:51,971 --> 00:47:54,131

-:

Because Frankie doesn't kill people.

:

00:47:54,674 --> 00:47:56,994

-:

he had to hand it to the star of the

:

00:47:57,436 --> 00:47:58,546

-:

And I can tell you why.

:

00:47:59,286 --> 00:48:03,936

Because lasers with a

Zed the face be lethal.

:

00:48:04,876 --> 00:48:10,036

A laser off that reflective surface

to a specific target in the back.

:

00:48:10,544 --> 00:48:10,634

-:

:

00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:11,971

-:

Non lethal.

:

00:48:12,214 --> 00:48:14,654

-:

he aim that thing with the key fob?

:

00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:17,591

-:

Because as Frankie explained

:

00:48:17,601 --> 00:48:20,301

earlier in the episodes, Victor,

had you been paying attention?

:

00:48:21,451 --> 00:48:24,251

You can control all of Viper's, uh,

:

00:48:24,261 --> 00:48:25,951

systems from the key

:

00:48:26,374 --> 00:48:28,154

-:

three buttons on that key fob.

:

00:48:28,154 --> 00:48:34,374

Yeah,

:

00:48:34,551 --> 00:48:35,181

-:

areas.

:

00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:38,171

Design is not one of those.

:

00:48:38,391 --> 00:48:39,951

It is so intuitive

:

00:48:40,514 --> 00:48:41,014

-:

:

00:48:41,281 --> 00:48:43,421

-:

that just handing it over To

:

00:48:43,421 --> 00:48:45,121

somebody who's never held it before.

:

00:48:45,201 --> 00:48:48,341

You can feel it and just

go, That's the laser.

:

00:48:48,404 --> 00:48:50,844

-:

like the predictive text on your phone.

:

00:48:53,519 --> 00:48:55,529

It anticipates, it has ai.

:

00:48:56,399 --> 00:48:57,179

Ah, anyway.

:

00:48:57,631 --> 00:48:58,361

-:

Anyways,

:

00:48:58,861 --> 00:49:00,061

-:

Jaffar's mad enough.

:

00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:01,741

I made him watch an episode of Viper.

:

00:49:02,341 --> 00:49:02,951

-:

it's true.

:

00:49:04,379 --> 00:49:06,479

-:

well that about wraps it up for

:

00:49:06,479 --> 00:49:08,459

our episode back at Viper hq.

:

00:49:08,501 --> 00:49:10,761

-:

There is one thing I need to call out

:

00:49:10,761 --> 00:49:14,801

from the end of this episode, and that

is Frankie and Cameron leave together.

:

00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:15,359

-:

:

00:49:17,241 --> 00:49:18,391

-:

That's literally what I have

:

00:49:18,391 --> 00:49:19,741

written after that sentence.

:

00:49:20,071 --> 00:49:25,201

That, ooooh, like that, different

capitalization, the whole deal.

:

00:49:25,289 --> 00:49:25,889

-:

:

00:49:26,401 --> 00:49:27,081

-:

Nailed it.

:

00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,851

-:

that Tom Jomike has a sister,

:

00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:29,424

-:

:

00:49:29,424 --> 00:49:29,774

we get the

:

00:49:29,774 --> 00:49:30,724

unseen sister.

:

00:49:31,551 --> 00:49:32,961

-:

and the dad is just like, Don't

:

00:49:32,961 --> 00:49:37,531

worry, I'm taking my meds, like I've

decided life is worth living, I'm

:

00:49:37,531 --> 00:49:39,451

not giving up, you still need me.

:

00:49:40,919 --> 00:49:43,869

-:

when he said, it made me cringe whenever

:

00:49:43,899 --> 00:49:46,449

Ethan was like, doctors don't always

know what they're talking about.

:

00:49:46,459 --> 00:49:48,229

I'm like, Oh God, shut up you boomer.

:

00:49:48,829 --> 00:49:51,179

And then he says, at one point he

says, don't you think I would have

:

00:49:51,179 --> 00:49:53,289

gotten one or two more opinions?

:

00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:59,174

And I'm like, no, because There's only

one doctor in town and you don't strike

:

00:49:59,174 --> 00:50:02,904

me as the type of guy to put effort into

going out of town to see another doctor.

:

00:50:03,154 --> 00:50:06,414

So I think this one or two other

opinions, it's like, okay, I believe

:

00:50:06,414 --> 00:50:10,274

you, but I think these opinions came from

like Joe Bob at the bar where he's all

:

00:50:10,314 --> 00:50:12,144

just like, doctor says I have cancer.

:

00:50:12,144 --> 00:50:13,644

I don't know what you're talking about.

:

00:50:13,644 --> 00:50:15,674

Yeah, Obamacare, blah,

blah, blah, or whatever.

:

00:50:16,191 --> 00:50:17,201

-:

There's no Obama in

:

00:50:17,201 --> 00:50:18,651

our libertarian utopia.

:

00:50:21,791 --> 00:50:22,591

But yes, that is

:

00:50:22,674 --> 00:50:25,334

-:

a really good joke, uh, locked

:

00:50:25,334 --> 00:50:26,914

up there, but I forgot about,

:

00:50:27,004 --> 00:50:27,204

-:

Go

:

00:50:27,252 --> 00:50:29,712

-:

a second opinion, and the second

:

00:50:29,712 --> 00:50:31,482

opinion was Joe Bob at the bar.

:

00:50:32,442 --> 00:50:34,192

It was way funnier when

I thought of it, Oh well.

:

00:50:34,212 --> 00:50:35,012

Sorry listeners.

:

00:50:35,222 --> 00:50:36,132

I'll do better next time.

:

00:50:37,264 --> 00:50:37,794

-:

Will you?

:

00:50:38,364 --> 00:50:41,634

Well, with that said,

time to roll some dice.

:

00:50:42,144 --> 00:50:42,504

-:

Rotten

:

00:50:42,742 --> 00:50:45,582

-:

no sign of Viper Dog in this episode.

:

00:50:45,582 --> 00:50:46,812

I was super disappointed.

:

00:50:46,894 --> 00:50:47,784

-:

Very sad.

:

00:50:47,932 --> 00:50:50,132

-:

get the guy from the intro either, did we?

:

00:50:51,017 --> 00:50:51,817

The mysterious

:

00:50:52,064 --> 00:50:53,384

-:

my first prediction.

:

00:50:53,394 --> 00:50:54,404

-:

ha.

:

00:50:54,734 --> 00:50:56,114

-:

So, we'll get to that in a minute,

:

00:50:56,114 --> 00:50:57,814

but let's roll some dice real quick.

:

00:50:58,524 --> 00:51:00,614

-:

we never see fourth guy from our intro.

:

00:51:00,797 --> 00:51:01,067

-:

:

00:51:02,674 --> 00:51:03,934

-:

Alright, that is an 8.

:

00:51:04,337 --> 00:51:05,407

-:

:

00:51:05,904 --> 00:51:11,634

-:

means we're going to Season 4, Episode 6.

:

00:51:12,294 --> 00:51:13,794

The Full Frankie.

:

00:51:15,764 --> 00:51:16,784

-:

I'm so happy right

:

00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:17,767

-:

:

00:51:17,787 --> 00:51:18,357

I'm

:

00:51:19,099 --> 00:51:21,529

-:

Frankie bears all to

:

00:51:21,597 --> 00:51:22,097

-:

:

00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:25,039

-:

a blackmail murder plot at a

:

00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:27,569

local strip club for women.

:

00:51:28,647 --> 00:51:29,997

-:

:

00:51:30,407 --> 00:51:33,727

That's just, that was such a

rollercoaster of a description!

:

00:51:34,764 --> 00:51:37,164

-:

This is the best show ever made!

:

00:51:39,367 --> 00:51:40,607

-:

:

00:51:41,944 --> 00:51:44,164

-:

Can we make the cover art for our next

:

00:51:44,164 --> 00:51:46,954

episode be, uh, Shawn Michaels in Plaker?

:

00:51:46,954 --> 00:51:48,324

Ha ha ha ha.

:

00:51:48,562 --> 00:51:49,782

-:

Okay, you make that one.

:

00:51:50,684 --> 00:51:51,454

-:

No, Victor.

:

00:51:51,722 --> 00:51:52,102

-:

:

00:51:52,139 --> 00:51:54,689

-:

Shawn Michaels Playgirl in your algorithm

:

00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,539

and then we'll take it from there.

:

00:51:59,072 --> 00:51:59,892

-:

:

00:52:00,282 --> 00:52:01,642

Also, this is at least the

:

00:52:02,602 --> 00:52:02,862

this is

:

00:52:02,862 --> 00:52:07,502

at least the second time that we've had a

criminal conspiracy to become the mayor.

:

00:52:07,682 --> 00:52:09,092

Because Matt wanted to be the mayor.

:

00:52:09,582 --> 00:52:10,502

And wasn't that from our

:

00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:11,494

-:

Our pilot.

:

00:52:11,819 --> 00:52:12,559

-:

Air pilot.

:

00:52:12,659 --> 00:52:15,169

And this is also the second time

we've had a corrupt sheriff.

:

00:52:16,264 --> 00:52:17,534

-:

A corrupt sheriff of a small

:

00:52:17,534 --> 00:52:19,194

town that's not Metro City.

:

00:52:19,539 --> 00:52:21,889

Lincoln, what are you doing up there?

:

00:52:22,359 --> 00:52:22,839

Guessing.

:

00:52:24,119 --> 00:52:27,219

I guess no one's coming.

:

00:52:27,219 --> 00:52:29,461

I have seen into the future.

:

00:52:29,461 --> 00:52:31,356

You ruined the prophecy.

:

00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:32,476

-:

My daytime prediction, we

:

00:52:32,476 --> 00:52:33,556

never see Cole's dad again.

:

00:52:33,916 --> 00:52:34,556

-:

Oh, yep.

:

00:52:34,884 --> 00:52:35,574

-:

:

00:52:35,866 --> 00:52:37,086

-:

Easy peasy.

:

00:52:37,146 --> 00:52:37,686

-:

said hey, you

:

00:52:37,766 --> 00:52:38,226

-:

:

00:52:38,916 --> 00:52:39,246

Okay.

:

00:52:39,456 --> 00:52:42,536

We never reference Cole's dad again.

:

00:52:42,584 --> 00:52:43,264

-:

That's a little better.

:

00:52:43,524 --> 00:52:44,254

But It's okay, it's a

:

00:52:44,304 --> 00:52:44,994

-:

a one point.

:

00:52:45,434 --> 00:52:47,244

It's supposed to be the gimme point.

:

00:52:47,324 --> 00:52:47,954

So,

:

00:52:48,272 --> 00:52:49,082

-:

that's fair, yeah.

:

00:52:49,134 --> 00:52:51,164

-:

my evening prediction,

:

00:52:51,309 --> 00:52:52,229

-:

Last Time.

:

00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:54,894

-:

that new guy in the credits

:

00:52:54,894 --> 00:52:55,924

we still haven't seen?

:

00:52:56,404 --> 00:52:58,644

We won't until the series finale.

:

00:52:58,932 --> 00:53:00,022

-:

:

00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:01,194

-:

So I don't know how many

:

00:53:01,194 --> 00:53:02,754

episodes we're gonna watch.

:

00:53:02,864 --> 00:53:03,894

It could be three.

:

00:53:05,464 --> 00:53:06,944

One or two more?

:

00:53:06,944 --> 00:53:08,904

I'm not sure how many episodes

are in the final season.

:

00:53:08,904 --> 00:53:11,944

I think mathematically we

might be watching two more

:

00:53:11,944 --> 00:53:13,654

episodes of Viper regardless.

:

00:53:13,729 --> 00:53:14,009

-:

so.

:

00:53:14,732 --> 00:53:16,802

-:

of you to think that, uh, he's going

:

00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:18,122

to show up for the finale, though.

:

00:53:18,964 --> 00:53:22,294

-:

I don't know that he will show up in the

:

00:53:22,294 --> 00:53:27,534

finale, but I'm saying we won't see, if we

do see him, it won't be until the finale.

:

00:53:27,974 --> 00:53:30,344

None of the episodes we

watch before the finale

:

00:53:30,512 --> 00:53:31,402

-:

don't even know what this guy's

:

00:53:31,402 --> 00:53:32,852

name is We just get his credits.

:

00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:33,814

-:

Yeah, no

:

00:53:33,897 --> 00:53:36,387

-:

I'm referring to him as Viper Jonas.

:

00:53:37,814 --> 00:53:40,444

-:

Okay, and then my primetime prediction,

:

00:53:41,104 --> 00:53:43,994

Cameron gets the axe before next season.

:

00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:45,757

-:

:

00:53:45,914 --> 00:53:48,134

-:

They might kill her off, we might lose

:

00:53:48,134 --> 00:53:51,734

her, she might get promoted and go

somewhere else, but next season she's

:

00:53:51,744 --> 00:53:53,824

not a regular part of the Viper team.

:

00:53:53,917 --> 00:53:55,597

-:

just did, a, we'll, we're not gonna

:

00:53:55,597 --> 00:53:58,227

see this person again, uh, hat trick.

:

00:53:58,227 --> 00:54:01,607

Hahaha,

:

00:54:03,087 --> 00:54:03,647

I'm onto

:

00:54:03,714 --> 00:54:05,094

-:

shit, I need predictions.

:

00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:05,684

Okay.

:

00:54:05,757 --> 00:54:07,087

-:

Mhm, I'm onto your game,

:

00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:09,099

-:

I'm not super mad because my daytime

:

00:54:09,099 --> 00:54:11,299

prediction, we never see Cole's dad again.

:

00:54:12,697 --> 00:54:13,227

-:

:

00:54:13,677 --> 00:54:15,837

You both are not taking this seriously.

:

00:54:15,869 --> 00:54:17,319

-:

I am taking this seriously.

:

00:54:17,459 --> 00:54:21,219

When the episode ends with, I'm gonna

stick around, you still need me.

:

00:54:21,399 --> 00:54:23,639

No, we're never seeing your ass again.

:

00:54:24,114 --> 00:54:24,544

-:

:

00:54:24,544 --> 00:54:29,019

Okay.

:

00:54:29,169 --> 00:54:31,829

-:

Uh, my evening prediction, we never

:

00:54:31,829 --> 00:54:33,949

see the remote control key fob again.

:

00:54:34,337 --> 00:54:34,737

-:

:

00:54:35,147 --> 00:54:36,047

That's good, yeah.

:

00:54:36,869 --> 00:54:39,149

-:

and then my prime time, we get

:

00:54:39,159 --> 00:54:41,279

one more rural town defense.

:

00:54:42,499 --> 00:54:44,439

point if there's an evil corrupt sheriff.

:

00:54:45,527 --> 00:54:45,897

-:

:

00:54:46,407 --> 00:54:47,157

that sounds good.

:

00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:50,887

Uh, so my, my gimme

prediction for daytime is

:

00:54:50,897 --> 00:54:53,837

The Viper, Miper Val Functions.

:

00:54:53,877 --> 00:54:54,687

-:

The Miper Valve

:

00:54:54,975 --> 00:54:55,295

-:

:

00:54:56,187 --> 00:54:57,257

-:

Val Functions.

:

00:54:57,385 --> 00:54:59,885

-:

again and can't transform for some,

:

00:55:00,535 --> 00:55:03,975

but it's a new reason or even though,

or maybe it's just not even explained.

:

00:55:04,195 --> 00:55:04,775

So yeah.

:

00:55:05,355 --> 00:55:07,425

Uh, my evening

:

00:55:07,507 --> 00:55:09,347

-:

the future, this one piece of

:

00:55:09,347 --> 00:55:12,137

shit car sometimes save the day.

:

00:55:16,150 --> 00:55:18,570

-:

evening prediction, train heist.

:

00:55:18,950 --> 00:55:22,290

We may not see it, but I'm betting

there's a train heist episode

:

00:55:22,537 --> 00:55:22,887

-:

God, I

:

00:55:22,977 --> 00:55:23,587

-:

Oh, that's

:

00:55:24,417 --> 00:55:24,867

fair.

:

00:55:24,907 --> 00:55:25,137

There

:

00:55:25,427 --> 00:55:26,667

most assuredly is.

:

00:55:26,930 --> 00:55:31,780

-:

prime time prediction, we get a villain

:

00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:36,300

with some kind of, um, there's a name

for this trope and I don't remember

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what it is, but it's a villain who

has like a physical Deformity or

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disability, that's actually a superpower.

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So we're gonna get a villain with

like an eye patch that's covering

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up like a cybernetic eye or they're

an amputee with a prosthetic

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arm that has a cannon inside it.

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Something like that.

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Okay.

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And, uh, yeah.

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I'm so

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glad we've got a few more of these.

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to ask you, Ben, do you, uh, your.

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I'm getting the impression that

you're a viper enjoyer, right?

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Where would you

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the Snake Pit.

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How does this compare with

Briscoe County Junior though?

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I mean.

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had to rank this, Viper, Briscoe, and

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Blackjack Savage, where would you rank

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Oh, don't hurt me like this, Victor.

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Don't hurt me like this.

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I'm wearing my Ask Me About

the 100 Lives of Blackjack

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Oh, that's awesome!

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The infamous shirt.

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I don't know if I talked about

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this on Pod, I talked about the

100 Lives of Blackjack Savage

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on a pirate ship in Nassau.

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Like, it was the best

experience of my life.

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mention to me that you wore that shirt

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on the cruise, and someone actually asked

you about the 100 lives of Blackjack

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portraying a pirate on a pirate

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sightseeing cruise asked me about it.

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And then also was just like,

Hey, I'm a Bahamian person.

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Like what's going on up

there in the United States.

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And I'm just like, I'm sorry.

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And she was like, okay, like

I was wondering, like, are

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you guys all okay with that?

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And I'm like, no.

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And she hugged me because

she's like, I'm sorry.

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She was a very, very nice person.

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Um, And they also had

some very good rum punch.

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had some Puerto Rican rum once from

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a friend of mine back in the day

and that was very impressive rum.

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Mmm, so good.

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Can't have that stuff anymore

because it's too much sugar.

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But anyway,

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Uh, yeah.

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So, uh, I guess with all that

said, we'll be back next week.

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Uh, but until then we gotta say thank you.

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00:57:54,677 --> 00:57:58,117

So thank you ripe for letting us

use Goon Squad as a theme music.

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We appreciate the hell out of it.

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You can find there music streaming

anywhere you listen to music.

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Do that.

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Go see him.

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Give him a listen.

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Support ripe as much as we do.

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every

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up to a different track from Bright Blues.

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It's a fantastic fucking

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Yeah, I've marked my calendar.

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00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:20,040

They're coming to Dallas, I

think it's in May, actually.

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Either way, I have it written down.

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Uh, so thank you to, yeah.

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That'd be cool.

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Uh, thank you to you, the listener.

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give us a review and we'll.

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All right.

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Well, with all that said,

we'll see you next time

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Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben, Victor, and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

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