Episode 8

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24th Oct 2023

Into The Badlands Synopsis - Azra is in our hearts

It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben and Xhafer, well really just Xhafer, gets notably irritable at the lack of Kung-Fu Babies.

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Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who want

to watch all this prestige television,

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but who's got time for all this?

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Track 2_002: I know I don't.

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Track 1_002: I'm Jafar.

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Track 2_002: And I am Ben.

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Track 1_002: And today we are going

to go over what actually fucking

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happened in Into the Badlands.

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Track 2_002: Do you think we'll

understand it any better, Ja'far?

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I hope,

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Track 1_002: but given I could not

find a succinct plot synopsis, I

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found one where each season got

a like eight sentence paragraph.

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Track 2_002: Ooh.

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Track 1_002: And we could have

read that and been done and

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had a five minute episode.

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Or what I've opted for is to go through

the Wikipedia page where there is a

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short paragraph about every episode.

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Track 2_002: Alright.

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Track 1_002: But before we

do that, why don't we go over

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our predictions once more?

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Uh, just to know where we're scoring here.

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And just to remind our listeners,

while Ben gets his predictions lined

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up, we score points one for daytime,

two for evening, three for prime time.

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These are all predictions we've

made at the end of our episodes

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over the course of the show.

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Uh, we score those points.

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Whoever has the most points

at the end of the next.

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Episode, which is going to be a, uh,

go back and watch one that we missed.

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That's really highly rated.

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Whoever wins, this will

announce our next show.

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We'll take a couple of weeks off

and then we'll come back with that.

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Track 2_002: Yep.

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Track 1_002: Alright,

Predictions, Season 1, Episode 1.

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Track 2_002: I had Ryder tries

to overthrow his dad, Azra is

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real but it's shitty, and Lydia

kills Quinn and frames Sunny.

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Track 1_002: my daytime is

Nick Frost shows up, hey!

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Evening, uh, Sunny, , betrays Quinn.

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And leaves the Red Armadillo Lands, and

my prime time is Azra actually sucks.

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Season 2, Episode 1, my daytime

is Badgie and Sunny reconcile.

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Evening, MK's master has the Dark Gift.

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Prime time, MK rescues Sunny

once he can control his gift.

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And

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Track 2_002: I had Sunny escapes from

the mine, Badgie actually helps him

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escape, and Quinn wants to use Sunny and

Vale's baby to get back to being barren.

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Season

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Track 1_002: 2, Episode 5, I've got

Nos shows up again and gets got.

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Evening.

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We, as in the viewers, uh,

won't see Amelia again.

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This was true.

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as I made this prediction, I

did specify it's not that the

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character never shows up again.

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It's that we, as the viewers of

last time on, skipping around,

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will not see this character.

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Track 2_002: Yep.

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Track 1_002: And then my prime

time, we get back in the Badlands

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by the start of season three.

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Awesome

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Track 2_002: I had Nos and crew chase

Sonny, it does not go well for them.

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Ava chases MK, but decides to join him.

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And Quinn leaves Lydia alive,

Waldo finds her, after Quinn leaves

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the bunker, and they team up.

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Track 1_002: Season three, episode one.

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My daytime is Quinn is Not Dead.

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My evening is MK Learns.

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The real gift is the friendship

we made along the way.

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And prime time is Henry

gets in a kung fu fight.

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Track 2_002: Nope.

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Uh,

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Track 1_002: hey, we don't know.

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And I did specify, maybe it's a

time skipper or a dream sequence or

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something when I made that prediction.

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So we'll see.

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What lies ahead for us here?

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Track 2_002: I had the

Pilgrim is the big bad.

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the finale is them defending Azra.

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And Bajie ends up as Tilda's regent

as she rules the Badlands at the end.

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Track 1_002: Season 3, episode 7, Sunny's

sister shows up, the Pilgrim was exiled

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from Azra, and Tilda dies in the finale.

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Track 2_002: And I had the boat

sinks, Sunny's sister becomes

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Queen of Azra, and the widow

sacrifices herself in the finale.

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Track 1_002: And season three, episode 14,

moon dies, mk Face turn, and Sunny dies.

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Track 2_002: And I had, Silver

Moon kills Cressida, the widow

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gets her gift back and uses it.

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Track 1_002: Yeah.

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To No.

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To To heal.

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Track 2_002: To heal a dying

Tilda at the cost of her own life.

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Track 1_002: Uh,

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Track 2_002: And, uh, Kanan

shows up out of nowhere to save

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Sunny and ends up raising Henry.

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Track 1_002: and uh, do we want to

score any of these we know are to be

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true or false at this point real quick?

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Like, I know I got my Nick Frost shows up.

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Yeah.

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Sunny betrays Quinn.

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Technically, we didn't see that.

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We saw what looked like the aftermath of

that though, but we'll see, we'll read it.

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we do know that Badgie

and Sunny reconcile.

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Track 2_002: Yes.

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Track 1_002: We do know that

MK's masterized the Dark Gift.

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Track 2_002: Yes.

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Track 1_002: Let's see here.

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Track 2_002: should

have done what you did.

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Um, let's

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Track 1_002: Let's see.

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They are in the Badlands

by the start of Season 3.

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When we go into the premiere.

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Let's see here.

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Sunny Sister does show up.

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Uh, Tilda does die in the finale.

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Track 2_002: No.

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Track 1_002: Oh, come on.

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Till

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Track 2_002: got a heartbeat.

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Track 1_002: She had a heartbeat for a

minute and then they set bombs for 20.

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Track 2_002: They are

driving away to get her help.

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She is not dead.

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Track 1_002: Uh, we will see

what it says at the end here.

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Track 2_002: Um, we know Moon doesn't die.

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No.

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Track 1_002: Um, we know Moon doesn't die.

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No.

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Uh, we know MK did not have a face

turn in between the last two episodes.

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And Sonny does die.

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Track 2_002: Yes, Sunny does die.

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Track 1_002: And I think that's

it for me, unless we wanna count.

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Ezra actually sucks.

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I feel pretty confident about

that one, but I guess we'll learn

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Track 2_002: We'll learn.

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Track 1_002: We'll,

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Track 2_002: I also still

believe Azra is in our hearts.

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Track 1_002: You would

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Track 2_002: I mean, I had a

handful that I was also able to

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Track 1_002: just instant give me,

give me points for, um, I mean, I had

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a handful that I was also able to cross

out immediately and a few that I feel are

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going to be crossed out pretty quickly.

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Track 2_002: Yeah.

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Track 1_002: unless we find out

Quinn shows up in like season three,

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episode two, before he gets gladed.

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Yeah.

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Alright,

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Track 2_002: Let's go

and read our synopses.

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Track 1_002: All right.

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So we start on the fort.

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We watched this one.

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Do we want to read the ones we watched?

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Track 2_002: might as well

for everybody back at home.

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Track 1_002: Sunny is a highly

skilled fighter and the deadliest

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head clipper for Baron Quinn.

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Battles the nomads to rescue a

mysterious boy named MK who harbors

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a dark secret about his past.

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When he brings him back to the

fort to train as a colt, a clipper

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in training, Things get quickly

out of hand with another trainee.

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When his

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Track 2_002: drawn, M.

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K.

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loses control of himself

as something takes over his

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Track 1_002: body, making the boy

valuable to an opposing Baron the Widow.

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Meanwhile, Sonny discovers M.

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K.

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's pendant has the same image as one

of his childhood compass pieces of

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a place called Azra, the boy's home.

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In order to seek out the truth about his

own past, Sonny wants to know more about

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the city beyond the Badlands and must find

a way out, especially now that his lover

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Vale is illegally pregnant with his child.

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Episode 2, Fist Like a Bullet.

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After wandering into the Widow's

territory, MK meets the Widow's

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daughter, Tilda, whom he follows

for refuge in her mother's mansion.

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But it turns out to be a dangerous

place, since she wants to use his dark

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power to overthrow the other Barons.

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Meanwhile, after Quinn's headaches are

diagnosed by his long time doctor as

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a tumor, he doesn't have long to live.

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He wants to keep the news a secret,

so he orders Sonny to clip the

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doctor and his wife, Vale's parents,

who know about their unborn baby.

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Fuckin yikes!

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However, Sonny refuses, and Quinn has

to murder them himself, and gives him

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a second chance to test his loyalty.

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Later, when Sonny and Ryder are

attacked by the Widow's Nomads, MK

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saves Sonny's life, and agrees to

show them the way out of the Badlands.

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But Sonny has a condition, he

will bring MK back to the Fort for

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training, so he can be strong enough

to smuggle Vale and the baby out.

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Uh, is that our...

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Is that our retribution, Rar?

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Is that the, is that the betrayal?

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He refuses to kill his

girlfriend's parents?

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Track 2_002: Uh, he seems...

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If you get a second chance, I

don't feel like it's a betrayal.

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Track 1_002: Eh, okay.

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Quinn seeks retribution against the

widow and pays the price while losing

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many clippers in his surprise attack.

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This is episode three,

White Stork Spreads Wings.

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M.

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K.

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breaks away from the cults to

steal the book about Azra and the

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Widow's study, where Tilda sees him.

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Sunny begins to train M.

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K., but he must first learn

discipline, especially when he

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underestimates Waldo during their

fight because Waldo uses a wheelchair.

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Oh, I betcha that was a fun fight.

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As Ryder's life slowly fades away...

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Jay desperately seeks help from Vale who

reluctantly yet successfully treats him.

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But it results in Quinn knowing

about her and Sunny's relationship.

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In order for Quinn to form an

alliance with Jacoby, the one Baron

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who hates him the least, Sunny must

reunite with Zephyr, Jacoby's regent.

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To arrange a meeting.

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MK brings the book to Veil to be

translated, but it's in a language

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she does not recognize as MK hides.

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Veil is interrupted by Quinn who wants

her to save him from his deadly illness.

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Track 2_002: Then we get to Season, uh,

1, Episode 4, Two Tigers Subdue Dragons.

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Sunny has to figure out how to

control MK's power, especially,

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uh, especially when he gets

knocked out by a single punch.

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Jade prepares for her wedding, and...

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Taking Lydia's advice, she

stops a relationship with Ryder,

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who feels broken and betrayed.

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Sunny finds out Vale has been

helping MK translate the Azra book

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and treating Quinn for his tumor.

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Later, Quinn sets a parlay with Baron

Jacoby to help him defeat the Widow

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after she beheads one of his Clippers.

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Both Barons meet in the City of the Dead

at Crossbends, where problems arise.

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MK spies a disguised Tilda and

gives pursuit, and they fight.

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Tilda cuts him, unleashing his

darkness that only she can stop.

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Rider is enlisted by Zephyr, uh, who

is secretly working for the Widow,

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to join their cause to start a war.

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Waldo Grant, sunny, an audience

with the River King, an importer

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of goods and cogs, uh, to reserve

a passage out of the Badlands.

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However, the River King demands mks

head as a payment due to mk, having

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previously killed some of his cogs.

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Episode five, snake, uh, creeps down.

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Track 2_002: he uses his broken

compass in the Azra books cutout.

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After the poppy fields are

abandoned, Quinn has a migraine

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and puts Jade in charge to train

Clippers on how to harvest.

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In order to look for the boy at the fort,

the widow takes in Quinn's cogs, promising

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them freedom in return for loyalty.

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Waldo tells Ryder to take MK's pendant

to Ryder's grandfather Penrith,

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Track 1_002: Penrith,

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Track 2_002: a preacher who says

Azra is just a made up story.

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Vale asks Quinn if he killed her parents.

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Uh...

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And he says it was Sunny's blade

that ended their lives, not his.

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When Sunny brings Petrie and his

colt, Bale, to track the Widow and

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her butterflies, Tilda warns M.

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K.

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that every time he is cut,

his life force gets weaker.

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A fight ensues between her mother,

the Widow, and Sunny, while Bale,

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wanting to make his first kill,

fights Tilda, but meets a deadly end

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when Mk cuts himself to save her.

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All right, then we get to episode

six, hands of, uh, hand of five

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poisons after his failure to finish

off The widow Quinn suspects that

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Sonny is a traitor and imprisons him.

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Track 1_002: Hey, there we go.

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frames Lydia for trying to poison

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Track 1_002: her as a result,

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Track 2_002: her, resulting

in Quinn exiling her.

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With no other choice, Lydia

returns to Penrith and rejoins

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her father's congregation.

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Later, Tilda kidnaps Vale, asking

her to treat the widow's wounds.

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Vale warns Tilda that her

mother does not truly love her.

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She leaves two bottles of poison

and the tincture, making it Tilda's

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choice whether to kill her or not.

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Instead, Tilda confronts the widow, who

insists she's trying to save MK, and

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explains she was once special like him.

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When MK escapes, Quinn convinces

him to join his ranks and return

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for sparing Tilda and Sunny's lives.

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He agrees.

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Sunny is freed by Waldo and

urges him to leave the Badlands,

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but he goes in search of MK.

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At the Dollhouse, Quinn is

ambushed by Ryder, who teams

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up with Jacoby and Zephyr.

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Quinn triggers MK's abilities, and

he quickly disposes of all of them.

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Uh, Sunny shows up, impales Quinn with

his sword, and attempts to subdue, uh, MK.

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However, three abbots arrive and easily

defeat them, revealing they all have the

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same abilities as MK, and take him away.

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In order to secure transportation out

of the Badlands, Sunny has presented

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Bale's head to the River King to pass

off as MK's, but the River King finds

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out and knows Sunny tried to cheat him.

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The River King captures him.

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Intending to sell sunny

to the highest bidder.

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into season two episode one.

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Tiger Pushes Mountain.

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We watch this one as well.

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Six months later,

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Sonny, now a picker, a miner used for

slave labor, excavates coal in the

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Bordeaux mines far from the Badlands.

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He befriends

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who is shackled to him.

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After watching an arena fight

in which underperforming pickers

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are executed for not making their

quota, Sonny plans to escape.

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Badgie acquires a map

and wants to go with him.

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When Sonny refuses, Badgie betrays

his true identity to the mine bosses.

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Track 2_002: the Engineer.

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undergoes training from the

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Abbotts under the tutelage of Ava.

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Later, MK meets the Master, who promises

his freedom if he can learn to control

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his abilities and oversees his training.

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In the Badlands, Ryder, a Baron

following his father's presumed death,

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controls Quinn, Jacoby, and the Widow's

territories alongside his love, Jade.

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During an inspection of the oil fields,

the Widow and Tilda, now a Regent, return.

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In a surprise attack, they

reclaim them, kill most of Ryder's

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Clippers, and force him to retreat.

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They preside over a growing army of

former cogs and dolls, promising to

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end the Badlands feudal system and

replace it with a democratic society.

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Tilda recruits Odessa, a former

doll, and has the Clippers

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who abused the dolls killed.

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While stationed in an abandoned

train station, Vale gives birth

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to a boy, and is in the company of

Quinn, who survived his impalement.

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Season 2, Episode 2,

Force of the Eagle's Claw.

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After Badgie betrays Sonny, the Engineer

decides he doesn't like a rat for a

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picker, so he sends them to the fighting

pit to battle his champion, Mouse.

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Fortunately, the arena is unguarded.

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They defeat their foe, make it

to the exit, and escape through

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the mine's ventilation system.

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They find themselves in the

outlying territories with a wall

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separating them from the Badlands.

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Meanwhile, Tilda learns how to

be a proper regent from Waldo,

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who is working for the Widow.

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Lydia is living in Purnith, and his totem

is living with Purnith and his totemists.

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All is peaceful until nomads

interrupt a wedding looking for goods.

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Lydia takes it upon herself to save

the religious group by killing all

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of the bandits herself, resulting

in her father's disapproval

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due to his non violent beliefs.

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She is once again cast out and returns

to Ryder, who doesn't receive her kindly.

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Also, the Master sends MK

to her room of mirrors.

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to conquer his inner

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Track 2_002: demon Oh,

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Track 1_002: deam while hiding out

in aban transit station, Quinn pe

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Who he proclaims is the Badlands newest heir.

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Track 2_002: Oh,

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Track 1_002: Season 2, Episode

3, Red Sun, Silver Moon.

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Uh oh.

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While wandering the outlying territory,

Sunny and Badgie find a bridge that

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leads into the Badlands, but it is

guarded by a stranger, and they've

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been followed by bounty hunters.

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The stranger lends them a helping

hand, defeating the bounty

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hunters, and gives them shelter.

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They learn it's the legendary

Clipper regent Nathaniel Moon, a.

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k.

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a.

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Silver Moon, who, like Sunny, Left the

Badlands to live a non violence free life.

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After he fell in love with a

warlord's daughter, he started a

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family, but they were murdered.

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Bad luck, dude.

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Yeah.

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Now he hunts fugitives

returning to his violent ways.

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He tries to convince Sunny that

men like them never change.

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Well.

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Meanwhile, the Widow asks Waldo

to be her second at the Baron

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Conclave instead of Tilda, but she

is in charge if she doesn't return.

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Vale lies to Quinn about his

prognosis by switching out

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his x rays with healthy ones.

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MK discovers that the Abbots are up

to something when his friend Tate is

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experimented on, draining his abilities.

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Later, Silver Moon, still searching

for his thousandth kill, sees

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Sonny as a worthy opponent.

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He challenges Sonny to a fight

to the death, or to put him out

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of his misery by ending his life.

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That is what a fight to

the death means, Wikipedia.

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Uh, Sonny continues on his quest

to find his family, and does

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not want to be his executioner.

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Badgie comes to his aid.

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Then episode four, Home of the Iron Fox,

Quinn puts his plan in motion to start

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anew, and sets off with his clippers.

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conclave voting ceremony, the widow

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tries to get Baron Chau on her side,

and thinks about her condition of

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pledging not to shelter any more

runaway cogs at her sanctuary.

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Later, MK takes one of the master's

opium infused origami and returns,

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uh, to the Room of Mirrors.

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This, uh, this time to find out what

happened to his mother, but learns

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that, uh, her blood is on his hands.

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When Quinn is off on his mission,

Vail trapped at the transit station

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alone with, with a lone clipper.

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Edgar tries to escape with he

Henry in her arms by drugging him.

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However, he blocks her only way

out during the conclave, the

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five remaining baron's vote.

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Uh, the widow in breach of the

foundation treaty, stripped of

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her barren title and her lands.

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And her lands and privilege, uh,

stripped of her barren title, and

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her lands and privileges are revoked.

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They give her 48 hours to vacate

the Badlands, but she has no

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intention of giving it up, and, uh,

a bari and a baronial showdown nice

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word, Wikipedia is about to begin.

383

:

Just then, Quinn makes a dramatic entrance

and goes after Ryder, killing his son

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:

in the middle of a he of his hedge maze.

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:

Track 1_002: So, um, in the

386

:

Track 2_002: dope!

387

:

Um, in the end, Tilda shows up at

the melee and helps Waldo and her

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:

mother fight for a cog free world.

389

:

Episode 5, Monkey Leaps Through the Mist.

390

:

Uh, with Rider dead, uh,

the other surviving Barons

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:

have fled, gone underground.

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:

Uh, Jade, the only successor, is

sworn in as Baron by her Regent,

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:

Merrick, and declares war.

394

:

She then returns to, uh, turns to

Lydia for help in finding Quinn.

395

:

However, Lydia has one condition.

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:

She gets to kill Quinn herself.

397

:

Meanwhile, Badgie takes Sonny to Nos,

the commandant of the Mechs, or metal

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:

traders, to trade Silvermoon's sword

for a shortcut back to the Badlands.

399

:

Sonny learns from the leader

that Quinn is still alive.

400

:

During their overnight stay, a doll

named Portia visits Sonny, asking him

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:

to kill Nos so her young daughter Amelia

will not lead a life of prostitution.

402

:

He refuses at first, but after seeing

Portia's face mutilated and her stabbed,

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:

he and Badgie steal the ride, bringing

the mother and daughter along with them.

404

:

Also, while training, MK escapes the

Abbotts and disguises himself with clothes

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:

from a corpse that was hanged nearby.

406

:

So I guess he didn't know that person.

407

:

Track 1_002: Yeah, okay.

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:

Track 2_002: Later, the Widow ignores

Waldo's advice to either align

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with the Barons who tried to kill

her or lose everything she built,

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:

instead aligning herself with Quinn.

411

:

Lydia and the Clippers seek out

Quinn, but the bunker doors are booby

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:

trapped and she loses most of her men.

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:

Track 1_002: In

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:

Track 2_002: commotion, Vale finds

her way out of the transit station

415

:

and flees from Quinn, who is having

hallucinations of his dead son.

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:

Track 1_002: Ghost Rider.

417

:

Track 2_002: Yes, Ghost Rider.

418

:

Uh, then we get episode, uh, season two,

episode six, Leopard Stalks in Snow.

419

:

Uh, in the aftermath of the transit

station explosion, Lydia loses all

420

:

her men and is captured by Quinn,

who offers her a chance to avenge

421

:

their son with a dagger to his heart.

422

:

Unlike Rider, she doesn't hesitate, but

Quinn stops her hand from the killing

423

:

blow, then has an, uh, an intimate moment.

424

:

Well, after their escape from the

mechs, uh, Bad uh, meanwhile, after

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:

their escape from the mechs, Badgie

and Sunny go to Portia's healer

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:

friend, located in a Gasper...

427

:

Track 1_002: Addicts Opium Den?

428

:

Track 2_002: a Gasper Addicts...

429

:

Gasper's

430

:

Track 1_002: capitalized, so I'm

guessing that is a like, term for a job

431

:

Track 2_002: a, or a, a drug.

432

:

Track 1_002: yeah.

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:

Track 2_002: Or a drug.

434

:

Yeah.

435

:

Located in a gasper addict's opium

den Veil finds temporary solace at

436

:

the widow's sanctuary, but the widow

makes an unholy alliance with Quinn and

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:

hands her and baby Henry over to him.

438

:

Boo.

439

:

Also, Tilda gets closer to Odessa

by telling her why she calls

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:

Minerva mother, and they share an

intimate moment witnessed by Waldo.

441

:

Later, Ava finds MK, haha she

chased after him, who seems to have

442

:

lost his power after a skirmish

with a nomad leaving him bloody.

443

:

They make camp at an old world hotel

t abandoned during Christmas,:

444

:

Sunny and MK reunite, but he's followed

by three abbots, Cyan, Ramona, and

445

:

Dury, seeking out MK's darkness with...

446

:

An Ian device, Amelee ensues and

they're quickly defeated until Bady

447

:

shows up revealing his secret of

being an Abbott in another life.

448

:

Track 1_002: He did have

magic the whole time!

449

:

Track 2_002: Ava dies from her

injuries after saving MK, while

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:

Sonny suddenly collapses from

a mysterious blow to the chest.

451

:

Hey, Ava does follow and join up with mk?

452

:

Yeah,

453

:

Track 1_002: I'll do the next four

just for the sake of convenience

454

:

since that's the end of the season.

455

:

Fair enough.

456

:

We got Season 2, Episode 7,

Blackheart, White Mountain.

457

:

After a dying Cyan attacked him

with the hand of five poisons,

458

:

a poisoned and comatose Sunny is

trapped in a nightmare in which

459

:

he must confront his inner demons.

460

:

Lots of that in this show.

461

:

In the dream, he is living a simple

life as a farmer with Vail and

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:

Henry, who has grown into a boy.

463

:

kung fu fight, kung fu fight.

464

:

Things quickly escalate as the poison

seeps through his body, causing all

465

:

the victims he clipped, including

a girl named Artemis, to kill him.

466

:

Badgie and MK infiltrate the Abbott

Monastery to gather medical supplies

467

:

and special needles in order to

revive Sonny, along with Sonny's Azra

468

:

compass that Badgie secretly steals.

469

:

Later, Badgey explains his

departure from the monastery.

470

:

He had a loving relationship

with his novice flea.

471

:

Did she play bass for the

Red Hot Chili Peppers?

472

:

Who has dark abilities similar

to MK and wishes to find her.

473

:

Meanwhile, Quinn and the Widow

assault Jade's palace in order

474

:

to exile her from the Badlands.

475

:

Episode 8, Sting of the Scorpion's Tail.

476

:

Quinn and the Widow prove their alliance

by presenting their gifts, Baron

477

:

Hassan and Baron Broadmoor's Heads.

478

:

Meanwhile, Badgie gets Sonny and MK

out of the outlying territories and

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:

through a wall into the Badlands,

but it comes at a price when they're

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:

captured by Baron Chao's Clippers.

481

:

However, Sonny devises a plan to

get them out by proposing to Chao

482

:

he knows how to lure the Widow out.

483

:

He becomes Chau's regent, Slips

Badgey the cell key to his freedom,

484

:

And delivers MK to the Widow in

order to find Quinn's hideout.

485

:

Man, that's a lot of

intrigue for an episode.

486

:

Sunny and the Widow's reunion is a bloody

one as they work together, Alongside

487

:

MK and Tilda fighting the Clippers.

488

:

Later, Vale is forced to marry Quinn

so she can help raise Henry, Grooming

489

:

him as his heir to the Barren Sea.

490

:

Their consummation is interrupted

by a report that Sunny is alive,

491

:

And his joint forces with the

widow and is coming to find Quinn.

492

:

Track 2_002: Oh, it's

493

:

Track 1_002: too many.

494

:

Ands.

495

:

Uh, episode nine.

496

:

Nightingale sings no more.

497

:

Ugh,

498

:

Track 2_002: Ugh,

499

:

Track 1_002: someone's dying 20 years

ago, baggie and Abbott is tasked

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:

with training a new novice who due

to her powerful gift, is brought

501

:

to the monastery in a large chest.

502

:

Oh, hey, we saw an MK in one of those.

503

:

Yeah, she breaks free and Badgi has

to subdue her, and because of her

504

:

small size, he nicknames her flea.

505

:

However, her name is Minerva.

506

:

And she carries the book of Azra that's

been in her family for generations?

507

:

What?!

508

:

Track 2_002: Badgie and Minerva?

509

:

Track 1_002: What?!

510

:

Didn't we make that a Let's Get Weird?

511

:

Track 2_002: I don't know.

512

:

Track 1_002: About who

the father is for Minerva?

513

:

Yeah.

514

:

Track 2_002: Maybe!

515

:

Track 1_002: Man, that's crazy.

516

:

What is going on?

517

:

Okay, we might have to go back and watch

this one regardless of the ratings.

518

:

Um, okay, we're getting through it.

519

:

Uh, back in the present, Sonny aligns

with the widow who offers him and M.

520

:

K., now without his abilities, sanctuary.

521

:

The widow plans to attack Quinn's

bunker, but Quinn sets his young clipper

522

:

Gabriel strapped with a suicide bomb

to deliver Sonny a message about Vale.

523

:

And learns that the Widow

traded her to Quinn.

524

:

In the chaos of the explosion, Sonny

escapes and runs into Badgie, telling him

525

:

to get MK out and meet him at the bunker.

526

:

Badgie reunites with Minerva, but it's not

the reunion he wanted, since he and MK are

527

:

captured, trying to steal the Azra book.

528

:

Later, Tilda confronts the Widow

about how she's become just like

529

:

the rest of the Barons, power hungry

and sacrificing innocent lives.

530

:

The two fight, and Tilda is defeated.

531

:

Track 2_002: Dang.

532

:

Track 1_002: Our Season 2 finale,

Wolf's Breath, Dragon, Fire.

533

:

When MK remains in the Widow's Clutches,

forcing him to get his gift back,

534

:

Odessa frees Badgie and a crippled Tilda

from captivity with the aid of Waldo.

535

:

Badgie helps Sunny in his

assault on Quinn's bunker.

536

:

During the assault, Badgie

is wounded by one of Quinn's

537

:

lieutenants before disappearing,

and Lydia is saved from execution.

538

:

Meanwhile, Sunny is reunited with Vale

and fights a final battle with Quinn.

539

:

Badly wounded, Quinn grabs Vale

and tries to take her hostage

540

:

and gives him an ultimatum.

541

:

Either Sunny will give Henry, give

him Henry, or he will kill Vale.

542

:

Refusing to let Quinn have the upper

hand, Vale fatally impales both

543

:

himself and Quinn on his own side.

544

:

With her dying breath, Vale implores

Sunny to raise their son to be good.

545

:

Later, an injured badgie rides Sonny's

motorcycle to a derelict communication

546

:

tower and reactivates it with the

Azra Compass, sending out Morris Code

547

:

before collapsing from his stab wound.

548

:

Okay, so, some stuff happened.

549

:

Quinn is dead.

550

:

I can mark...

551

:

Track 2_002: that off.

552

:

Um,

553

:

Track 1_002: Quinn, uh, MK rescues Sonny

once controlling his gift, I would argue

554

:

that he has probably rescued Sonny in some

of this stuff, uh, but I don't think he's

555

:

in control of his gift and it's not really

what I meant, so I will forego that point.

556

:

Um, Naz shows up again, gets

got, has not happened, um,

557

:

Track 2_002: and then , we

can just go over these

558

:

Track 1_002: going forward, yeah.

559

:

Track 2_002: Uh, Ezra actually

sucks though, Uh, then we

560

:

have season three episode one.

561

:

Enter the Phoenix.

562

:

It's been six months

563

:

since Sunny returned to the Badlands,

which has now ravaged by Civil War

564

:

between the only two remaining barons.

565

:

The widow and Chow Sonny Reunites

with Badgi to seek a cure for his

566

:

infant son Henry, who has the gift.

567

:

Track 1_002: And Fia, and a

568

:

Track 2_002: Enebaba, and Tilda, now

known as the Iron Rabbit, and her band

569

:

of thieves are stealing from the Widow

and protecting Lydia in a totemist camp.

570

:

Meanwhile, MK is being, uh,

held captive by the Widow, who

571

:

is trying to restore his power.

572

:

She also recruits Moon, who is in

hiding following his fight with

573

:

Sunny, which left him with one hand.

574

:

Episode 2, Moonrises, Raven

575

:

Track 1_002: Seeks.

576

:

Track 2_002: Seeks.

577

:

After receiving Badge's signal, Pilgrim,

the self styled son of Azra, along with

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:

his acolytes, travels a long way in

search for a new kingdom in the Badlands.

579

:

They find such a place in a

ruined castle on an island, which

580

:

contains a natural history museum.

581

:

Moon joins the Widow as her

regent, and gets a cool hat, and

582

:

is tasked with finding Badgey, who

is still vital in the war effort.

583

:

Sunny learns that he passed

the gift to his son Henry.

584

:

He and Badgey seek help from

Lydia, who tell them about...

585

:

Ankara, the mad witch who possesses

knowledge about the Dark Ones.

586

:

Wanting answers, they set out north to

her rumored location at Vulture's Peak.

587

:

Later, the widow struggles to control

MK, who tries to kill himself with opium.

588

:

She demands the Iron Rabbit's head,

not realizing her adversary is Tilda.

589

:

Then, uh, Episode 3, Leopard snares

Rabbit, Moon raids Tilda's refugee

590

:

camp on orders, uh, to recapture,

er, to capture the Iron Rabbit, and

591

:

takes Odessa hostage to lure her out.

592

:

Lydia decides to play both sides, and

partners with the Widow as her Viceroy,

593

:

and she takes over Quinn's mansion.

594

:

Meanwhile, disguised as the Widow's

Clippers, Sunny and Badgie make their way

595

:

to the front lines and leave Henry with

a healer while they find, uh, a way out

596

:

of the war zone in search for a cure.

597

:

Tilda confronts her mother and

makes her a deal she'll return

598

:

in exchange for MK's freedom.

599

:

MK regains his gift.

600

:

Then we got episode four,

Blind Cannibal Assassins.

601

:

How about we just watch that episode?

602

:

Let's read While traveling through the

wasteland, Sunny and Badgie are confronted

603

:

by a, uh, band of blind cannibals.

604

:

They are former renegade Clippers,

who were tracked down and blinded

605

:

by Quinn's forces, which included

Sunny when he was a colt.

606

:

They join forces with Moon, who also, uh,

Who was also captured by the assassins,

607

:

and his honor is satisfied when he

spares Sunny's life because of his son.

608

:

Baron Chau enlists her imprisoned

brother, Gaius, to clip Pilgrim, who

609

:

is recruiting cogs from her territory.

610

:

Meanwhile, the Widow and Lydia try to

befriend the Pilgrim, and save his life

611

:

in the process during Chau's attack.

612

:

Later, MK goes on the run,

intending to kill Sunny,

613

:

believing he murdered his mother.

614

:

Track 1_002: Cut over to Season 3,

Episode 5, Kiri Tiger to Mountain,

615

:

missing a the there, Sunny and Badgie

reach Vulture's Peak and seek help

616

:

from the reclusive witch Ankara, who

temporarily heals Henry's darkness.

617

:

She tells Sunny someone powerful

dispelled his gift as a child, and

618

:

in doing so, made him a catalyst from

where the dark gift flows through him.

619

:

She declares that Sonny might be

the most powerful of them all.

620

:

Nick saves MK in the forest and later

meets Pilgrim, who he wants to use

621

:

his powers to usher in a new era of

blood and chaos in the name of Azra.

622

:

The Widow confronts Gaius, Chao's brother,

and an acquaintance from her past when

623

:

she served his father as Chao's cog.

624

:

He agrees to help fight his sister's

Clippers, who, along with Caster,

625

:

ransacked Tilda's refugee camp.

626

:

Episode 6, Black Wind Howls, while making

their way through an unsavory part of

627

:

the Badlands full of pirates and thieves.

628

:

Sonny and Badgie meet Lily,

Badgie's ex wife turned smuggler.

629

:

She reluctantly agrees to take them

on her boat to find the new Azra.

630

:

During the night, Sonny has visions of

himself as a boy on board Lily's boat,

631

:

which once belonged to the River King.

632

:

They soon encounter River King

seeking their bounties, but

633

:

form a temporary alliance.

634

:

Tilda rejoins her mother after

Chau took some refugees and

635

:

the two meet up with Pilgrim.

636

:

The widow gives Pilgrim her captive,

the injured Caster, as a peace offering.

637

:

However, MK, now on Pilgrim's side,

Pilgrim consoles Caster and then

638

:

kills him by snapping his neck.

639

:

Track 2_002: Yep.

640

:

All

641

:

Track 1_002: that.

642

:

Alright.

643

:

We go to Episode 7,

Dragonfly's Last Dance.

644

:

We watched this

645

:

Track 2_002: one.

646

:

Mhmm.

647

:

Track 1_002: Sunny and Badgey

work with the River King to secure

648

:

passage to Pilgrim's Fortress.

649

:

However, Sunny learns that as a child

he was on a boat that was attacked

650

:

by the Black Lotus, a group of

fearsome warriors looking for him.

651

:

Sunny seeks out Captain Udo,

the last survivor who tells him

652

:

about the massacre, and that he

had a sister who protected him.

653

:

Meanwhile, the Widow faces a mutiny

from her butterflies and bowlers.

654

:

That's, okay, they are

called bowlers, that's fun.

655

:

Who are tired of sacrificing life and

limb from the war with Baron Chau.

656

:

Under the leadership of Wren, a former

fighter, they hold her and Gaius captive.

657

:

However, Lydia negotiates an armistice

with the Turncoats and seeks out

658

:

Moon and Tilda to rescue them.

659

:

Back on the river, when the River

King tries to sell Sunny to the Black

660

:

Lotus, Sunny kills him, and Lily

takes over to become the River Queen.

661

:

Episode 8, Leopard Catches Cloud.

662

:

Sunny and Badgey arrive at

Pilgrim's Fortress, but they

663

:

do not receive a warm welcome.

664

:

Sunny fights an angry MK who

makes him remember he killed

665

:

his mother as a clipper.

666

:

After surviving the melee, Sunny meets

Pilgrim and learns that his real name is

667

:

Sanso, and in order to cure his son, They

must open the Meridian Chamber, an ancient

668

:

underground vault from the old world which

Pilgrim's acolytes recently unearthed.

669

:

Bajie discovers they want to

make an army of Dark Ones for a

670

:

new Azra, but Sonny feels he has

no choice until Henry is cured.

671

:

Pilgrim explains that Sonny is the key

to unlocking Azra's power, and then

672

:

cures Henry by transfer transferring

the child's gift to himself.

673

:

Later, the widow Gaius and Tilda

674

:

Track 2_002: storm Whitebone,

Chao's mansion, while Moon battles

675

:

her troops, and Lydia holds the

line against a counterattack.

676

:

We then get to episode 9,

Chamber of the Scorpion.

677

:

The Widow is taken to the mountain, uh,

by the Master, who shows that even though

678

:

they are fighting different battles, they

must work together to defeat the Pilgrim,

679

:

who has taken the gift from Henry.

680

:

Meanwhile, with Henry cured, Sunny

decides to leave Pilgrim's Fortress and

681

:

frees Badgie, who has been kept prisoner.

682

:

Gaius and Tilda find that Chao is

alive, but no trace of, uh, the Widow.

683

:

Believing he is now a god,

Pilgrim transfers the gift to

684

:

eight of his followers, who he

now calls Asra's Harbingers.

685

:

Badgie kills one of his dark eyed

Harbingers in a fight for survival,

686

:

and Sunny helps him escape.

687

:

Later, Sunny destroys the Meridian

Chamber, but he is caught by the

688

:

vengeful MK, who takes him to Pilgrim.

689

:

Pilgrim mercilessly attacks Sunny with

his new powers, and then throws him

690

:

through a window into the water far below.

691

:

10.

692

:

Raven Feathers, Phoenix Blood After

agreeing to help the Master to

693

:

save the world from Pilgrim, the

Widow is rendered unconscious and

694

:

sent on a quest to regain her gift.

695

:

This vision takes place in an alternate

reality, where the Widow is a Baron,

696

:

known as the Crimson Garbed Phoenix, who

rules the Badlands with a deadly fist.

697

:

With Gaius Chao as her right

hand man, she tries to locate a

698

:

mysterious Baron named the Raven,

who is actually the Widow herself.

699

:

A battle ensues, which is the

manifestation of the Widow's

700

:

reconciling the light and

dark sides of her personality.

701

:

Meanwhile, Sunny survived

the battle with Pilgrim,

702

:

Track 1_002: battle with pilgrim

703

:

Track 2_002: and hides out in

an abandoned department store.

704

:

He is found by Nyx, who has come

to question the Pilgrim's cause,

705

:

and she helps him survive in a

fight against pursuing Harbingers.

706

:

Episode 11, The Boar and the Butterfly.

707

:

Nyx helps Sunny in his temporary

hideout in the abandoned store, and

708

:

she agrees to help him find Ankara

and the ma uh, Ankara the Mad Witch.

709

:

MK shows up, but they get

the better of him and escape.

710

:

Tilda and Gaius sneak into his

mother's fortress, and Tilda

711

:

brutally kills her mother.

712

:

Wait, what?

713

:

Track 1_002: I'm guessing

her actual mother.

714

:

Okay.

715

:

Or possibly the mad Witch's mother.

716

:

Track 2_002: Yeah.

717

:

Track 1_002: Or, oh, it's

guy's Mother's Fortress.

718

:

So Tilda kills Gaia's mom.

719

:

Track 2_002: Yes.

720

:

No, kills her mother.

721

:

Duh.

722

:

Track 1_002: Duh.

723

:

Okay.

724

:

Track 2_002: so we don't know who Tilda

actual mother is, but Tilda kills her.

725

:

, uh, the master, reunites the widow and

bade who have a therapeutic showdown.

726

:

And Cara is found wounded by the black

lotus and taken to a nearby city,

727

:

uh, by Sunny and Nicks Bady and the

widow arrive at the city where a fight

728

:

breaks out between Sonny and the widow.

729

:

Pilgrim and his harbinger make their way

to the monastery to get more recruits

730

:

for his dark eyed army as per mks intel.

731

:

And then 12, Cobra Fang Panther Claw.

732

:

Pilgrim and his harbingers arrive

at the monastery and battle the

733

:

abbots, making short work of them.

734

:

A fight breaks out between the Pilgrim

and the Master when she refuses to

735

:

give up the dark ones she put to sleep.

736

:

Pilgrim gets the upper hand, turning

off the Master's gift, but spares her.

737

:

Pilgrim and MK find the secret,

uh, to waking up the sleepers.

738

:

Sunny, Badgie, the Widow, and

Nyx transport Ankara, the Mad

739

:

Witch, back to the monastery

while the Black Lotus tracks them.

740

:

The Widow leaves to find Tilda and Gaius

when Ankara shows her a vision of them

741

:

being tortured and Nyx comes along.

742

:

Track 1_002: and

743

:

Track 2_002: Tilda and Gaius head to

the location where the Baron chows

744

:

hideout in an abandoned circus.

745

:

Oh, I'm sure that was fun.

746

:

Track 1_002: fun.

747

:

Track 2_002: But it's a trap, and Chau

tortures them both for information.

748

:

The widow faces off with Baron

Chau, beheading her in the end of

749

:

the fight to save Tilda and Gaius.

750

:

The Black Lotus, along with

Ankara, arrive at the barn Bhaji

751

:

and Sunny are, and attacks them.

752

:

Track 1_002: Ankara tells

753

:

Track 2_002: Sunny that she

needs, that he needs his sister

754

:

in order to defeat Pilgrim.

755

:

Sunny and Badgie get incapacitated

with flashbangs, and Ankara is killed.

756

:

They take Sunny, but when Badgie

wakes up, he is stabbed through the

757

:

abdomen and breathes his last breaths.

758

:

Track 1_002: and breathes

his last breaths.

759

:

Badgie dies?

760

:

Track 2_002: Badgie dies.

761

:

Track 1_002: Man.

762

:

Uh, so this is the last four episodes.

763

:

Uh, this next one here, Season 3, Episode

13, is the highest rated episode on IMDB.

764

:

It is tied for, with Season 1,

Episode 6, Hand of the Five Poisons.

765

:

Okay.

766

:

So these are...

767

:

Two that we would be up for watching.

768

:

It'd be the recommended if we didn't

want to pick one of the other ones.

769

:

Track 2_002: Alright,

770

:

Track 1_002: All right.

771

:

Episode 13, Black Lotus, White Rose.

772

:

Sunny is brought into a large

prison called Razor Ridge,

773

:

which is a Black Lotus outpost.

774

:

Magnus tells Sunny that Bajie

is dead before his sister

775

:

comes out of the shadows.

776

:

She's with the Black Lotus, and

not dead, as Imkara told him.

777

:

Sunny doesn't believe her until

she touches his forehead to

778

:

unlock some of his memories.

779

:

Her name is Kanan.

780

:

We see a young Sunny and a young

Pilgrim practicing together.

781

:

We see Azra, and it is beautiful.

782

:

Magnus says that the Dark Ones were

the ones that destroyed the Old World.

783

:

Young Sunny and Young Pilgrim

receive their Azra Pendants

784

:

as the Guardians of Azra.

785

:

Sunny's dad then receives a message

and takes Sunny with him to the

786

:

courtyard where three Black Lotus

are being held on their knees.

787

:

When they won't speak, Sunny's dad

goes dark and kills two of them.

788

:

He then sets a timer on a rock and

tells Sunny that if he doesn't tell

789

:

them how he got there and before time

runs out, Sunny is going to kill him.

790

:

He tells young Sonny that killing is his

destiny, and when the boy says he doesn't

791

:

want to do it, turns out that Ankara is

not quite dead, and she uses the last of

792

:

her powers to revive Bajie, he's alive.

793

:

Pilgrim is bleeding black from

his eyes from using the gift.

794

:

He welcomes the new

recruits who are sleeping.

795

:

That sounds like a fucking mess.

796

:

Yeah.

797

:

Um, we got episode 14,

Curse of the Red Rain.

798

:

Track 2_002: We watched that one.

799

:

Track 1_002: Cressida confronts

Lydia and Moon about their failure

800

:

to deliver upon her request.

801

:

The widow sticks a sword to her throat

and proclaims her as a prisoner.

802

:

Back at the monastery, Badgie

discovers that Pilgrim has woken

803

:

up the sleepers and Sunny is now

concerned about getting back to Henry.

804

:

Kanan tells them that she knows

a way back into the Badlands, but

805

:

Badgie isn't sure he trusts her.

806

:

Sunny insists that they should go.

807

:

where he reaches Pilgrim, that

Cressida has been taken, and he

808

:

is ready to go on the war path.

809

:

Minerva is pregnant, Cressida from her

cell carries out a blood ritual, and large

810

:

red storm clouds appear and rain blood

all over the fort and the people in it.

811

:

Sunny, Badgie, and Kanan reach the end

of the trail and arrive at the sea.

812

:

Kanan has lied to them

and asks that they leave.

813

:

Sunny and Badgie leave with

S Sunny and Badgie leave with

814

:

Sunny wanting to get Henry back.

815

:

Cressida kills Lydia.

816

:

Track 2_002: Yep.

817

:

Track 1_002: Episode 15,

Requiem for the Fallen.

818

:

Pilgrim's remaining forces breach into

Widow's compound and he beheads Nyx.

819

:

Kanan attempts to get Cressida to

recognize that Pilgrim's stolen gift has

820

:

corrupted his soul and driven him insane.

821

:

Pilgrim steals Kanan's gift,

leaving her unable to defeat

822

:

him and restore Sunny's gift.

823

:

However, Cressida looks into the future

and discovers a dead world that Pilgrim

824

:

calls his new Azra before killing her.

825

:

The Widow learns that

she is pregnant by Gaius.

826

:

and contemplates whether or not

to keep the child, while MK,

827

:

heavily scarred from the explosion,

becomes vengeful toward the Widow.

828

:

To fight Pilgrim, Sunny, Badgey, and Gaius

attempt to recruit the Black Lotus, but

829

:

Magnus refuses and initiates a fight.

830

:

With Kanan's help, the Black Lotus

are defeated, and Kanan snaps

831

:

Magnus's neck before demanding

the Black Lotus join with them.

832

:

Oh damn.

833

:

Seven strike is one, our

finale we reviewed last week.

834

:

Pilgrim furthers his crusade,

now determined that anyone

835

:

who refuses the gift will die.

836

:

Frightened by her vision and

disillusioned by Pilgrim's growing

837

:

insanity, Cressida takes the

sacred souls and scrolls and flees.

838

:

Narrowly escaping an

attempt by Moon on her life.

839

:

As Sunny, Badgie, Kanan, and the

Black Lotus attack Pilgrim's Fortress,

840

:

the Widow, Tilda, and Gaius attempt

to destroy the Meridian Chamber,

841

:

but are confronted by Vengeful MK.

842

:

After MK inadvertently severely wounds

Tilda, the Widow's anger reactivates

843

:

her gift, and she kills MK before

she and Gaius blow up the chamber

844

:

as they leave to get Tilda help.

845

:

Pilgrim's army is defeated, but

he proves to be more than a match

846

:

for Sunny, Badgey, and Kanan.

847

:

After Sunny is mortally wounded, the three

come together to finally defeat Pilgrim,

848

:

who is killed by Sunny before he dies.

849

:

In the realm between life and death,

Sunny is greeted by the Master, who

850

:

reveals that Sunny's own gift has

reactivated in his last moments, and

851

:

will bring him back to life in time.

852

:

However, the Master warns of a

greater threat than the Pilgrim

853

:

that is emerging, one that is more

powerful and insidious than any human.

854

:

In the ruins of the Meridian Chamber,

Eli, one of MK's friends, discovers

855

:

a weapon from the old world.

856

:

A working gun that he tests fires.

857

:

Track 2_002: So I pulled out my gun!

858

:

There's

859

:

Track 1_002: way that gun works, right?

860

:

Track 2_002: Yeah,

861

:

Track 1_002: It's literally, you see sand

pouring out of the bullet chamber, like...

862

:

Track 2_002: Oh, it was in, it was in mud.

863

:

Yeah.

864

:

Like, unless it's an ak um,

865

:

Track 1_002: Um,

866

:

Track 2_002: 'cause I have seen videos

of people just like dipping an AK 47

867

:

in mud pulling it out and shooting

868

:

Track 1_002: it.

869

:

Shooting it, yeah.

870

:

Okay, so let's go over

anything that hasn't scored.

871

:

Um, Azra actually sucks.

872

:

It sounds like past Azra was

great, and actually a paradise.

873

:

But, new Azra is the

pilgrim killing everyone.

874

:

Which sucks.

875

:

Uh, I am both right and wrong.

876

:

as a matter of honor, defer to you.

877

:

Yeah.

878

:

So Ezra, as it is now sucks.

879

:

Track 2_002: honor defer to

880

:

Track 1_002: do I get a point or not?

881

:

I, I will leave it up to you.

882

:

I could see an equal argument for both,

and I will not be upset either way.

883

:

I'm

884

:

Track 2_002: gonna say you get the point.

885

:

Track 1_002: Okay?

886

:

I'll take the point.

887

:

Okay.

888

:

I also have, uh, NAZ shows up

again, gets, God does not happen.

889

:

Track 2_002: I mean, it's, I

wouldn't be surprised if it was

890

:

the start of that next episode.

891

:

Track 1_002: Um, you know what we can do

is there is a end into the Badlands Wiki

892

:

Track 2_002: And just, like,

start looking people up?

893

:

Track 1_002: I'll just look

up NASS real quick and just

894

:

see if he shows up ever again.

895

:

If he is only in one episode,

896

:

Track 2_002: like it looks

like he's gonna chase

897

:

Track 1_002: um, NAS, maybe n o s?

898

:

Track 2_002: Yeah.

899

:

N o s.

900

:

Track 1_002: Okay.

901

:

One episode.

902

:

Track 2_002: Oh damn.

903

:

Okay, so we didn't get

our Mad Max episode.

904

:

Track 1_002: didn't.

905

:

MK learns that the real gift is the

friendship we make along the way.

906

:

Track 2_002: No, he learned it.

907

:

The real gift is getting stabbed

in the face, but, Ava chases

908

:

MK and decides to join him.

909

:

Yeah.

910

:

Yeah,

911

:

Track 1_002: get some points, buddy.

912

:

Track 2_002: Uh, Quinn leaves

Lydia alive, Waldo finds her.

913

:

Nope, that didn't happen.

914

:

Track 1_002: Uh, the Pilgrim

was exiled from Azra?

915

:

It sounds like that is not the case.

916

:

It sounds like Azra was

attacked and he escaped.

917

:

Yeah.

918

:

Track 2_002: Uh,

919

:

Track 1_002: was not in a kung fu fight.

920

:

No.

921

:

To my eternal disappointment.

922

:

Track 2_002: Some of these, I

just got, they're just wrong.

923

:

I can, I can make a case for Azra

being, being a, being in your heart.

924

:

It wasn't a physical place we saw.

925

:

I'm actually really sad about this one.

926

:

I thought for sure Bajie

was sinking that boat.

927

:

Uh, I did a lot better in Breaking Bad.

928

:

Track 1_002: Uh, this

show is very predictable.

929

:

Um, okay.

930

:

The Wikipedia Badlands Wikipedia

page for Tilda says it is unknown

931

:

if she ultimately survived.

932

:

So

933

:

Track 2_002: she's alive.

934

:

Or she's dead, in Schroedner's Tilda.

935

:

We'll see if it matters.

936

:

We'll see if the point totals

matter, if it's within three,

937

:

and we'll go from there.

938

:

Okay, the only one that might be

a quibble for me, Kanan shows up

939

:

out of nowhere, yes, uh, to save

Sunny and ends up raising Henry.

940

:

Now, Badgey says, I will raise him.

941

:

Track 1_002: Badgey says, I will

raise him, and he also explicitly says

942

:

Minerva and Gaius are to raise him.

943

:

Track 2_002: Yes, but do you

think Canaan is just going to

944

:

not be around with her nephew

945

:

Track 1_002: hundred percent.

946

:

She don't give a fuck.

947

:

Track 2_002: I, I think

948

:

Track 1_002: watched them walk

away on the beach when her

949

:

Track 2_002: and then went after them?

950

:

I don't know.

951

:

I, I think she will be

around to tra to raise Henry.

952

:

Track 1_002: I think that is an

optimistic view of family that

953

:

doesn't exist in this unit.

954

:

If it wasn't for the raising

Henry bit, a hundred percent, but

955

:

I don't think she raises Henry,

956

:

Track 2_002: Okay.

957

:

Do you have your uh, total?

958

:

Track 1_002: I do.

959

:

Track 2_002: Okay.

960

:

Track 1_002: Do you wanna go first

or do you want me to tell you?

961

:

Track 2_002: Um, gimme, mine's

gonna be real low, so I'm,

962

:

Track 1_002: I got 18.

963

:

Track 2_002: Yeah, you won.

964

:

Track 1_002: I got three

of my primetimes right.

965

:

Track 2_002: It's 'cause

your prime times are easy.

966

:

Track 1_002: Um.

967

:

Track 2_002: You, you, I was,

I was, I always take an extra

968

:

turn with my prime times.

969

:

I,

970

:

Track 1_002: got

971

:

Track 2_002: mean, I shouldn't do that.

972

:

Uh,

973

:

Track 1_002: I did get half of them wrong,

and I will say, uh, one of my primetimes

974

:

was literally one of your evenings.

975

:

But we also don't confer beforehand.

976

:

Oh.

977

:

So

978

:

Track 2_002: If everything, if, if

my math is right, I got four points.

979

:

Track 1_002: Wow.

980

:

Okay.

981

:

Yeah.

982

:

Track 2_002: So, uh, Ja'far,

you will be picking the next

983

:

Track 1_002: Yeah, I got three day

time, three evening, and three prime

984

:

Track 2_002: I got two

daytime and one evening.

985

:

Track 1_002: Okay.

986

:

So I will get to pick the next

show, but before we get there, we

987

:

have to, uh, determine what episode

we're gonna go back and watch.

988

:

So our candidates are, uh, season one,

episode six, and season three, episode 13.

989

:

Which are both tied at 8.

990

:

6s on Wikipedia.

991

:

Track 2_002: on Wikipedia.

992

:

Track 1_002: Not on Wikipedia, on IMDb.

993

:

Um, and then, the one that we

had called out going to see...

994

:

Was

995

:

Track 2_002: Blind Cannibal.

996

:

Track 1_002: Um, was Blind Cannibal.

997

:

And, uh, Nightingale Sings No More.

998

:

Uh, Nightingale Sings No More is

number 4 best episode in the show.

999

:

And at 8.

:

00:49:57,703 --> 00:49:58,893

5 on IMDb.

:

00:49:59,553 --> 00:50:02,723

Let's see where 1 really good?

:

00:50:03,323 --> 00:50:04,863

It's not in the top 10.

:

00:50:05,408 --> 00:50:07,948

Um, let me get to it.

:

00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:10,438

Uh, what episode number was that?

:

00:50:10,518 --> 00:50:12,728

Season 3, episode 4.

:

00:50:16,028 --> 00:50:17,778

Uh, it's an 8.

:

00:50:17,838 --> 00:50:18,158

2.

:

00:50:18,868 --> 00:50:19,468

Okay.

:

00:50:20,428 --> 00:50:22,718

Track 2_002: So it's not, it's

not, I was worried it was like a 3.

:

00:50:22,718 --> 00:50:25,478

2 and it's like, ooh, you did

not live up to the promise of the

:

00:50:25,478 --> 00:50:26,998

presence, premise, my friends.

:

00:50:27,138 --> 00:50:27,718

Track 1_002: did not.

:

00:50:28,088 --> 00:50:28,658

Um.

:

00:50:29,118 --> 00:50:30,898

Okay, so how are we feeling on this?

:

00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:32,688

Track 2_002: I wanna go back to season 1.

:

00:50:33,078 --> 00:50:34,468

Track 1_002: You want to

go back to season one?

:

00:50:34,558 --> 00:50:34,788

Yeah.

:

00:50:35,018 --> 00:50:39,268

Uh, you want to do the season one

finale, Hand of the Five Poisons?

:

00:50:39,348 --> 00:50:39,378

I do.

:

00:50:40,118 --> 00:50:42,378

Okay, well that's what

we'll watch next week.

:

00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:45,168

And then I will reveal

what our next show is.

:

00:50:46,268 --> 00:50:50,178

But until then, we have to

take a minute and thank R.

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00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:50,898

E.

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00:50:50,898 --> 00:50:53,278

for their lovely song, Goon Squad.

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00:50:53,288 --> 00:50:54,538

Thank you so much, guys.

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00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:58,018

We really appreciate getting

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00:50:58,448 --> 00:51:02,738

Uh, we love the song, and we really

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Uh, you can find more of their music

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Just find them, R.

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I.

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P.

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00:51:07,268 --> 00:51:07,948

E., they're everywhere.

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And we want to thank you, Annette

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Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

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