Episode 2

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28th Nov 2023

Stargate SG1 S1E9 - Something Rotten in Planet Denmark

It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer jump to planet Viking Weekend At the Renn Faire (TMTMTM). Xhafer cuts to the core of boomer humour, Ben finds a way to bring up Donald Duck, and Victor just wants some Jaffa cakes.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Hello, and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who want

to watch all of this prestige television,

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but who's got time for all this stuff?

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

You know I don't.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I definitely don't.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

don't.

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I'm Jafar

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I'm Ben.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

And I'm Victor.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

and we are talking about Stargate SG 1.

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We did the pilot last week and then we

rolled some dice and we are now watching

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season one, episode nine, Thor's hammer.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Thunder and lightning effects,

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got wave.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

how worried were you guys when you

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heard that the next episode we are

already getting to different pantheons?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That was, yeah, that

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seems to be the theme.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Hercules waited four seasons to be like,

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hey, let's do stuff other than the Greeks.

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Like, they didn't even make it

outside of a season and it's like,

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anybody know anything else about the

Egyptian, uh, polytheistic religion?

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No?

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Okay.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, nope.

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Okay So this this show sg1 if I'm

remembering correctly if I'm getting

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my timeline straight here This

came before God of War didn't it

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yes, I probably we're in:

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

No.

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Yeah,

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

this was

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this was 97

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, so this

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

War must have been early

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

like, N64 era.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah, you first got a

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war came out in 2005.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

okay.

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Yeah, so I'm wondering if this was maybe

I don't know maybe some little inspiration

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for a Teal'cyr He was , I mean, yeah,

that's what he does first He did all

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the the Greek gods and then as a time

went on Then I mean I've never played

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an entire God of War game all the way

through but that I'm pretty sure that was

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his thing Like he goes and he kills gods

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yes.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah

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Because I I remember some of the

more recent games he , he fought...

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, Loki I wanna say in some of

the games I saw on YouTube...

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Yeah so.

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Yeah, same , got a same little

bit of the same DNA going on here.

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So Heh

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, I I was a bit

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concerned Ben Just noting.

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It's all like they've

already ran out of stuff.

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Okay, let's go do Thor.

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I do appreciate I'm sure it was just

a rights issue, but there's no like

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comic book Thor, like they made a

point of going very like all paintings

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and trying to make it look more

historical stuff when they showed us

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all that we'll, we'll get to that.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah,

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

But before we get into this

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episode, I do want to give.

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All of our new listeners, a quick recap.

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So last time was pretty bland.

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Like we talked about the episode,

we made some predictions.

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Now we're starting to get in uncharted

territory and the farther ahead we skip,

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the more uncharted and unhinged it gets.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

ehh, Nyeh hehe, Nyeh heh

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

So I'm going to introduce the three

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prompts we have, , to talk about

things that have happened last time

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on, , the first of which is the titular.

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Last time on, which is where a host will

say that to talk about something that

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they feel has happened in a previous

episode, but that can be a little boring.

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And we like to put, to keep

each other on our toes.

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So we have a, which is a,

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

wah hopper!

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Wahaprrr.

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HA HA

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

for lack of a better term, offensive

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last time on where one host can force

another host to then describe something

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that happened in previous episodes.

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On the spot and then we have a let's

get weird with it where one of the hosts

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will prompt for a quick, absolutely

outrageous explanation for something from

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all of the hosts themselves included.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

ah heh.

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Uh...

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okay.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

All right.

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Well, with that.

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A little, a bit of paperwork done.

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We open this episode on a theory

about the star gates being presented.

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And I've just got to say, I've watched

two episodes of stargate and one was a

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pilot that started with some stargazing.

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So I don't feel it counts.

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I hope every episode of

the show starts like this.

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I want, I want every episode to start

at the meeting table with Daniel going.

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I have a theory about the star Gates.

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Other people can present

occasionally, but mostly Daniel.

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It seems his style.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

we open in the media Cheyenne mountain.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, and we get just This is, as somebody

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who has a, , Bachelor's of Science in

Religious Studies, this is very much the

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linguist, like, I got bored over a weekend

and read, like, half a book about Thor.

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I don't know, I have a feeling that if

I put a gun to the writer's room head...

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Like the heads of the writers

in the writer's room and

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said name four Norse gods.

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They wouldn't make it out alive.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Ooh, shit, yeah.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Like they got Thor, they

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might have Loki and Odin.

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They're not getting any further.

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They're not getting to

Baldur or Freya or anybody.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, I'm killing everybody in that room,

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and if I say, Tell me something about

Thor other than lightning and hammers,

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah.

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Hela is...

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

But I did appreciate, , , Dan Jacks

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here being like, I don't know, if

they, some of them pretended to

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be, , Egyptian gods, , why not others?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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He's totally pulling an

ancient aliens guy here.

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He's like, okay guys, hear me out.

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Fucking vikings in space!

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Ah, ah, come on guys, vikings in space!

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And

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like, you know.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

in

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Fucking the

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

am sure that was,

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ba that was a big part of

the pitch for this episode.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

like, okay, hear me out.

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Hear me.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Jackson starts talking about, how

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cool a dude Thor was, and how he was

a, a beneficial good guy, , deity.

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And

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Is that accurate?

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Ben

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah.

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But it's also, , he starts showing

these paintings of Thor, and, , Tealk

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is immediately like, I recognize that

hammer, and it's like, how did we get

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lucky enough that the three paintings

he randomly picked from Incarta,

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just happened to be.

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Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Well, it also had the

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same depiction of Mjolnir.

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Um,

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

And, and, uh, you know, it's, it's

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another thing during the meeting

that, , O'Neill, MacGyver O'Neill is

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just rolling his eyes like, , Daniel

Jackson saying words again, look at him

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being all smart.

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Yeah.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I'm going to mispronounce things on

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purpose, because I think that's funny.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

what are all these scientist

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nerds doing here at my

interstellar wormhole generator?

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Fucking science guys.

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Yeah.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, Teal'c is just like, Oh, and

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also I know the Stargate coordinates

for it because it's banned.

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So I had to memorize them

to not go there on accident.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Hold up.

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No, no, no.

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Just hold up.

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Because I was like, hold up, hold up.

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Hold up.

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Why?

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Why does Teal.

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Know the code to the

secret forbidden place.

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Oh, it's because all Jaffa

are forbidden from going there

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So we're made to memorize it.

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Wow.

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That's a great way to keep people out

I'm just imagining if I own a fucking I

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don't know like a bank or something and

I say no one is allowed in this Vault

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understand no one under no circumstances

Now all of you need to memorize the

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combination to this vault To make

sure no one goes inside this vault.

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Here's the combination

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, the billions of possible

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combinations is security enough.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Although, on the other hand, like, I

can see, hey, you, you have to like,

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it's, it's a seven digit phone number.

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And if you put in the wrong one, you

accidentally end up on the death planet.

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Maybe they're like, hey, don't

go to the death planet, guys.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That was the Yeah.

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Mm hmm.

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Didn't you, Javert, you did the math on

how many combinations are possible with

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seven Yeah.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

was a ton.

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It was with 40.

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billion, yeah.

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At that point, it's like, man, if

you accidentally dial that number,

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Shhh, you had it coming, man.

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Come

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on, dude.

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How unlucky can you fucking get?

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I will say, to shoot my own theory

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in the foot, , If a world has a set

address, regardless of where you're

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at, then my previous theory about the

Stargates, how they work, is shot.

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So.

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Fuck it.

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Doesn't matter anymore.

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Yeah, well, the writers

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aren't even completely sure

how the Stargate works, so...

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Heh heh heh.

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Well, the Major General tells the crew

to start digging through those totes in

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their basement, because they're going

to the Ren Fair on Viking Weekend.

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Heh heh.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

man, I wanted to go to a pirate weekend.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Heh heh.

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Nope.

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Viking Weekend for you.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

that is going to be, that is

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going to be one of my predictions.

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They go to pirate planet.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh, that, oh, that's totally, that's,

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh god, I hope we get to

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see pilot pirate planet

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Um.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Avast ye stargaters teal, oh my god

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to see teal in a pirate hat and like

an eyepatch with a oh jesus christ,

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dude Please tell me that happens

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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So, , they go through the

Stargate and Teal'c coming.

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First of all, just tilt going.

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Bad idea.

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He goes with his gold weapon as well.

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And that just seems so fucking dumb.

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And that is proven true in short order.

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When the censors immediately po

uh, point at his nubbin shark.

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teleport him away.

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with MacGyver getting sucked off at

the end, while trying to save him.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

You sure you want to

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word it that way, Ja'far?

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Heh...

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Sure do!

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

things, , there's something

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rotten in planet Denmark.

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Uh,

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HAHAHHAHA!

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Heh, hehahaha!

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Heh...

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oh my god...

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

and, yeah, as soon as, like,

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hammer statues start shooting

beams at me, I'm moving.

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I'm not staying there.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, they all just kinda freeze up and

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like, Hah, what's this big blue beam?

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Maybe it feels really good.

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Heheheh...

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Maybe you don't want to move.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh,

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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And by it, I mean being scanned by

Thor's hammer on an alien world.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Okay.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah.

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Did you notice how all the natives

there were freakishly eager

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to see this beam thing happen?

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They were like, Thor, Thor, Thor,

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I'm guessing they've seen it, this happen,

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like, on more than a few occasions, which

means the Jaffa don't stay away from,,

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the Forbidden Planet like they should.

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I did appreciate these, , generic,

, fantasy Vikings standing there.

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At which point, , we get Gerwin

riding up, and she's like, Hey, I'm...

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, I'm in charge here.

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Well, my husband would be, but he's gone.

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, so I just...

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I'm just telling everyone

what to do anyway.

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It's like, why couldn't you

have just made her in charge?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

You have to say that he's gone a Viking.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, he literally says

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he's gone a viking.

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Ha

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

that doesn't mean what you think it means.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, this is progressive,

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but not that progressive.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, that was, that was strange.

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, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

was anyone else really hoping that there

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was just going to be like, a little

pile of dust, where Jack and Teal quirk?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh, that would've been

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh, that would have been interesting.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Mm hmm.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I mean, Garwin could have fixed the

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plot real quick, but just the moment

of panic, just they got evaporated.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Mm

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

ha ha.

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Yeah, I, when, what's her name?

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Garwin?

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Gawain?

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Whatever her name is.

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Garwin.

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She rides up and she says, Yes,

yes, I, I heard there were You

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had two other companions with you.

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Like, you heard that was 30 seconds

ago, what the fu How did you,

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Did you just see it?

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Did you mean see?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah.

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That was a little, strange

choice of words there.

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So I guess that's, that's what I heard.

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Right?

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You

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Also, she's like, I know

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somebody who can help.

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But I have to send the horse back because

we only rented it for three hours.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Why can they not drive the buggy?

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Also, they just

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh yeah, they brought Fred!

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They brought Fred and they just leave him!

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What the hell?

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

hope that none of the

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Vikings take our supplies.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That would be, that would be

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a very Viking thing to do.

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I mean,

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yeah, it's Like, Vikings steal Fred.

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I want, I want to see that episode.

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I want to see the episode where they,

where the Vikings kidnap Fred and they

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have to go rescue Fred from the Vikings.

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And he's, oh God, they put little

horns on them on the, on the front.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

We go over to Jack and Teal'c who

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talk to Thor's voicemail message.

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, Jag and Teal'c, , can leave, but

it will kill the Gould, and this is

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unacceptable immediately to both of

them, because, last time on, we found

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out Teal'c only accepted a Gould because

he has some life threatening disease.

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He's got like space cancer or something,

and the Gould is keeping him alive.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I did appreciate how long, O'Neal

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is confused by, , Spirit Halloween

Thor's voicemail message,

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

heh.

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You clock Thor's voice?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Who is Thor's voice?

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Thor's voice is...

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Dan Johnson.

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Like, like, Dr.

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Daniel.

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Like, yeah, Johnson, right?

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What's his name?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Daniel Jackson?

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Jackson.

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Jackson, not Johnson.

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Thor's voice is done by Daniel Jackson,

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

No way.

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It's Really?

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Huh.

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Ah, well, okay.

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That saves on, you know,

casting budget, I guess.

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Heh heh heh

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

The first voiceover of the episode.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Not they only.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Not the

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Not the only.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I was fucking shocked.

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Like, I was so shocked that when

we were waiting for you to get

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on and Vic and I were talking for

a moment, it was all like, Hmm.

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And it

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

ha!

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

like, we'll talk about

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it when we get there.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

so we get to meet Kendra

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as the captain and Dr.

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see, , gold tech used for good.

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And we, we learned that

the tech can, , heal.

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As well, and then we also get a bit

of backstory about, , her, , having

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a host, , being separated from that

host and surviving the process.

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And Daniel is like, that's not

possible because it kills the host.

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, I'm guessing that are,

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

so my, my, I'm going to go ahead

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and say last time on, they tried

to, they found some infected people.

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, they tried to remove the hosts,

and everybody instantly died.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Was,

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, I

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

from the original that got infected

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towards the end of the pilot?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yep, I noticed this episode had

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a very distinct lack of Kowalski.

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So, uh, yeah, when we get to our

predictions, I'm, I'm, yeah, that's...

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Damn, poor Kowalski.

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RIP Kowalski.

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There's no way he survived.

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He's gone.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I I clearly predicted they

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were going to save him, okay?

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

so I'm ri I I will, I will ride hard that

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eventually, Kowalski is gonna show back

up, even when it's been like, Ben, he

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hasn't been in the show for seven seasons.

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He'll be back any time now, guys!

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Stargate 2, Return of Kowalski.

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Wrath

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of Kowalski.

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Attack of the Mecha Kowalski.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, I, I don't think Kowalski

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is going to be your Gomez.

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Sorry, Ben.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh, nooo...

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Well they did mention in the pilot episode

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that, , tealk species, the Jaffa, they're,

, from what I understand, they're just

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incubators, they're genetically engineered

just to carry a ghoul in them, but the

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ghoul can infect anything, apparently,

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it's just that they they specifically

made tealk species in order to be

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Walking incubators, I guess, so,

and , and apparently the, the Gould

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can jump inside your ear, which I

thought was really fucking weird.

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Like, I was not expecting that.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That's gotta be violent.

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They are very large.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, which my, my theory is last

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time on, Kowalski had the Gould in

his ear and he was fighting it and in

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the entire episode it was just jumping

from person to person inside like the

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Inside the Stargate facility there.

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And, and it was a, it was

a game of, of who is it?

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Are you really you?

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And it was like a Mexican standoff.

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So they had to send, , they had

to send Teal'c to get some help,

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, because Teal'c is the only one who

couldn't have been infected because

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he already, he already has one.

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, so, and Kowalski found out that the ghouls

are very susceptible to indigestion.

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So.

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They sent Teal'c to go out and get

some spicy food, and they all made

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them all chow down on it, and then,

and then whoever's got the ghoul inside

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it pukes it up, and then Kowalski

tackled it, and then jumped through

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the Stargate by hitting random, random

buttons on the thing, and he's lost

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in fucking the universe somewhere.

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That's what happened.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That, that,

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

right.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

uh, don't, one less episode to watch.

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Well done.

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Alright.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

one thing I did notice is Kendra has

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yeah Kendra has quite a nice like felt

dress for recluse living in the mountains

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

She is totally the, the hot

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mysterious woman in a red dress.

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Like that is a, that is a fantasy trope

that I am a hundred percent all about.

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Bring me more hot women and

mysterious women in red dresses.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

All right,

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

jack and Teal'c find some old bones,

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, from a human host with a gould that got

eight giving hope for an escape plan.

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Since if something got

in, something can get out.

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benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

right and they leave

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the corpse pond behind

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, we see a guy in a suit

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and a ton of makeup loaf.

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That's that reptilioid suit

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looks awfully familiar.

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I swear I've seen that same

thing in sci fi somewhere before.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

there's a scene later where it looks like

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a, a like proto Narn, almost like, but

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh!

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You know what it reminds me of?

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It reminds me of that episode of

Star Trek The Next Generation where

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the entire crew starts to revert

to like they start de morph, de

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evolutionizing themselves.

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That's the thing.

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That's the one.

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That's what I, yeah, I think this

is a reused prop that they got from

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the, from the set of Star Trek.

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Just inked up a little bit.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Gerwin agrees to take Daniel and Sam

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to the mountain of Thor's hammer.

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And we learn Teal'c's weapon

will not work, but Jack's will.

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, Kendra talks about her life.

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, on her world before becoming a world host.

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And it gives Daniel a bit of hope that,

you know, maybe, , his wife is out

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there and able to resist in some way.

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Uh,

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able to be saved.

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, one thing we did find out when, , Teal

finds out his gun doesn't work,

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but, , O'Neal finds out his does.

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O'Neal hears something, and

then doesn't say anything.

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And it's like, you just left

the corpse pond, my dude!

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You're not being paranoid!

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victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, it was a very large sploosh and I'm

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very surprised that Teal didn't hear it.

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Like, Yeah.

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it was probably nothing.

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Yeah, it was just a, you know, man

sized monster splash in the water.

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That.

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You should probably share that info.

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Dude.

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xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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And that man sized monster comes

around the corner and introduces

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itself as Eunice, the first one.

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And before we talk about the voice

actor, which we will in a moment.

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I've just got to say, , Stargate, Star

Trek, numerous other sources of fiction,

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everyone knows UNO is one, like UNO is

one or some like very close variation of

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UNO is one in multiple languages, right?

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We get it.

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Milton Brandley ruined

this for all of you.

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Just, there's a bunch of

other options to choose from.

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You could go eins, um, ichi, en, beer.

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Look, there's a ton of

languages with ones.

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Stop fucking using some variation

of uno for all of these pun names.

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It's dead.

497

:

It's done.

498

:

Leave it be.

499

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Ichi.

500

:

Oh God.

501

:

I, yeah.

502

:

I, I want, I wanna see

Ichi, the first one.

503

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

so this voice though, Darth

504

:

motherfucking Vader himself.

505

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

James Earl Motherfucking Jones.

506

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

This is CNN.

507

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

So my

508

:

surprise, like he gets three lines of

dialogue and Jack just lights his ass up.

509

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yes, it was awesome.

510

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Shut up Darth Vader.

511

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I'm like, are they screaming us right now?

512

:

Like, is this the Drew Barrymore?

513

:

You think like, this is a bit

of a Prokofa, I guess, uh, for.

514

:

People who weren't alive when the first

scream was released drew Barrymore

515

:

was like billed as starring in scream

You know like she was in some of the

516

:

ads and stuff and she's in she yeah

She dies in the first two minutes

517

:

of that movie , and so I'm wondering

if this is they were screaming us

518

:

and this is the Drew Barrymore thing

where it's like we got James Earl

519

:

Jones just to kill his ass immediately

520

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I was wondering if that was it too.

521

:

It was like, did they,

did they run out of money?

522

:

Could they, were they like, fuck,

we can only, we can only afford

523

:

10 seconds of James Earl Jones.

524

:

Oh, well.

525

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, and I will record one line.

526

:

It's like, okay, Mr.

527

:

Jones, we'll take whatever you give us.

528

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

We'll fix it in post.

529

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

also a couple of things I noticed, , at

530

:

the, they mentioned something about

how the world was named is, I might be

531

:

getting confused here, but they said the

world that they're on is called Samaria.

532

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yes.

533

:

Like Conan.

534

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Exactly!

535

:

And then, on the top, I swear to

God, go back, pause it, at the top

536

:

of the Thor's hammer was the symbol,

was the, the twin snake symbol that

537

:

James Earl Jones character had.

538

:

He like, that was his tribe

symbol in Conan the Barbarian.

539

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I would not be surprised if

540

:

these writers or set designers

threw some homages to Conan here.

541

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I mean, the, the show that gives us a

542

:

throwaway line about MacGyver to MacGyver,

543

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

544

:

They had to, yeah.

545

:

It has to be.

546

:

And, and, at the beginning

when, , what's her name, , I

547

:

should, I should have mentioned

this earlier, but, uh, oh God, uh,

548

:

Mistress Mistress Viking Lady when she

549

:

rides up on the horse.

550

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

uh,

551

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, first thing she says is,

552

:

aren't you a little short for God?

553

:

So I was like, I was like, that was

554

:

straight

555

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

this because you've got

556

:

someone from Star Wars?

557

:

100%.

558

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

that's what I'm wondering.

559

:

That's what

560

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

So, Unis comes out, it's just like,

561

:

hey, cool, a Jaffa guy, join up with

me, first we'll kill and eat this human,

562

:

and then, , we'll, we'll, you know,

work together, and, MacGyver shoots

563

:

him, just a bunch, they're clearly like,

he's dead, And then we get Glowy Eyes,

564

:

which made me realize, Ja'far, , we

got Glowy Eyes in the pilot as well,

565

:

and we had Glowy Eyes in our last show.

566

:

So we are in a Glowy

Eyes, , sweet spot right here.

567

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

568

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I'm wondering.

569

:

There's glowy eyes in Enter the Badlands?

570

:

Oh,

571

:

there was glowy eyes in Enter

572

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

There was,

573

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

forgot.

574

:

yeah.

575

:

that's right.

576

:

Yeah, when when the kid bleeds he

goes full Berserker mode, right?

577

:

That

578

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah, and then at the very end

579

:

of the last episode, , Sonny goes

Glowy Eyes right before he...

580

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Is, are, are you suggesting that

581

:

Dark Ones in Into the Badlands

are in fact gold parasites?

582

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

No, I'm just...

583

:

I'm just taking note of some crazy

rapid, , random happenstance.

584

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

the last time on shared

585

:

glowy eye TV universe?

586

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Nice.

587

:

The LTO multiverse.

588

:

I like it.

589

:

, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yep.

590

:

So they're like, Oh, he's dead.

591

:

They walk away.

592

:

Glowy eyes.

593

:

, but I've got to ask.

594

:

, Ben, how?

595

:

How did Unus end up here?

596

:

How long has he been here?

597

:

Wah pah

598

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Well, I believe it is quite clear

599

:

from, , the, the most important thing

about, , the relationship we see here.

600

:

The Jaffa,

601

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

herrr?

602

:

Mm hm.

603

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

like people, you know, in,

604

:

in armor and combat boots.

605

:

The Ga'uld, when they've got a host.

606

:

dressed up.

607

:

Jaffer,

608

:

wearing a shirt?

609

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

No.

610

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Vic, Unas wearing pants?

611

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

No pants.

612

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That tells me he comes from a pre pants

613

:

time in their, , their, , history.

614

:

So, , we know that by the time

they were, , hitting up Egypt, you

615

:

know, 6, 000 years ago, dressed up,

wearing pants, depicted as such.

616

:

So I'm saying it's gotta be at

least 10, 000 years he's been here.

617

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Mmm

618

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Cause he comes from a pre pants

619

:

point in their, , development.

620

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

621

:

So Jack and Teal'c are walking away

and they're just like, we're like.

622

:

85 percent sure he's dead, right?

623

:

Like, 85 seems like a

good number to choose.

624

:

Like, it's not a hundred and it's not.

625

:

Yeah, we'll go with 85.

626

:

Yeah,

627

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I like they both start off

628

:

like, Well, I mean, it's good

that that guy's dead, right?

629

:

Yeah, he's totally dead.

630

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Probably.

631

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Really, right?

632

:

And like, as the conversation

goes on, they are less and

633

:

less sure that he is dead.

634

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That was nice, yeah.

635

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

after a quick cut to show, , Darwin, Dan

636

:

and Sam on the way, we see picking bullets

out of its own flesh and screaming loud

637

:

for our heroes in the labyrinth to hear.

638

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Right.

639

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

And I quote, That's no myth.

640

:

There's no way they did not

lift that from Star Wars.

641

:

They were not...

642

:

Yeah.

643

:

it was like, that's no moon,

that's no myth, that had to be.

644

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Now, one thing I do appreciate, as

645

:

shown here in this episode, , it does

seem to be an actual labyrinth and not

646

:

a maze, and I was appreciative of that.

647

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Ah, man of culture, I see you know the

648

:

difference between a labyrinth and a maze.

649

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

a labyrinth is just one long, very

650

:

intricate hallway, whereas a maze, you get

left rights and turnabouts and, , so we

651

:

never have a depiction of, , Of O'Neal and

Teal being like, Do you want to go left?

652

:

Do you want to go right?

653

:

You know, marking off, , failed paths.

654

:

I appreciated that.

655

:

, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Sam thinks they're lost as Unas pops

656

:

out and offers to help them escape,

657

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

right.

658

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

The bullets are not as

659

:

effective this time.

660

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

No, he's becoming immune to

661

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

he's he's Borg The bullets.

662

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

He is 50 centing.

663

:

The more bullets you put in him,

the more immune to them he is.

664

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Nice.

665

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

It's, it's, it's, his body's

666

:

building up an immunity.

667

:

It's a vaccination.

668

:

Just

669

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah,

670

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

shoot me a little bit.

671

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

we'll practice this later,

672

:

Ben, , Garren, Dan and Sam reach

673

:

the

674

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

no, this is, , They, they left Gerwin.

675

:

This is,

676

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

kendra.

677

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah.

678

:

Kendra.

679

:

Yeah, it's Kendra.

680

:

My, I just fucked up my notes a whole

681

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

this

682

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

didn't I?

683

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Mm-Hmm.

684

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

episode, but it was kind of nice to be

685

:

like, Hey, we got three speaking female

characters in this 90's adventure show.

686

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Very

687

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

talk about boys at all.

688

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

It's true.

689

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh.

690

:

, the actress who played, , Gar Gerwin.

691

:

Gar.

692

:

I'm gonna mess this up

693

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yep, that was it.

694

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Uh, she was also on MacGyver.

695

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh, fun.

696

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I know, I know.

697

:

At least one episode.

698

:

I'm not sure if she was

a reoccurring character.

699

:

It's been.

700

:

Forever, but accidentally, m Dibbed.

701

:

I, I tried not to, but I did.

702

:

Anyway, I check out the, the

M div and yeah, she was a,

703

:

she was a MacGyver alumni.

704

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

All right.

705

:

Kendra, Dan and Sam reached the exit

of Thor's hammer with Jack and Teal'c

706

:

finding the exit on the inside.

707

:

Jack walks through fine as Teal'c gets

caught in a red beam of gould killing.

708

:

Jack pushes him back through to

prevent his Jaffa slash gold.

709

:

I'm not sure if the, if he's

a Jaffa, is the thing in

710

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

He's a Jaffa, the worm's a go

711

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Okay.

712

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Jaffa are the race that the Goul

713

:

genetically engineered, , to

be walking incubators.

714

:

At least that's what I'm gathering so far.

715

:

I'm,

716

:

I might be wrong about that,

but, uh, Al also interesting.

717

:

Any, any, either you guys

ever been to, , to, to the uk?

718

:

To

719

:

the London?

720

:

Yeah.

721

:

You ever had Joffa cakes?

722

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

No.

723

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

they're a snack.

724

:

I, , long time ago I had some pen

pals in, , Essex, , somewhere.

725

:

God, this was a long time ago.

726

:

We used to send each

other snacks and stuff.

727

:

And, they used to send me Jaffa Cakes.

728

:

They're these delicious little

pastries that come in a package.

729

:

They're almost like Twinkies, except

they're covered in chocolate and

730

:

have orange cream in the middle.

731

:

Delicious.

732

:

Jaffa Cakes.

733

:

Yeah.

734

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Ben, I bet you you can

735

:

get these right by you.

736

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh, probably.

737

:

, xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

there is a TikTok famous

738

:

international candy store that

is not far from your abode.

739

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

In Detroit?

740

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah,

741

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Nice.

742

:

Ha ha.

743

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah, I, I will go there occasionally on

744

:

my way when I'm visiting Ben at his house

and pick up weird flavors of potato chips

745

:

and Kit Kats that are like ridiculous.

746

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I love, there was a Asian

747

:

supermarket by my old house in

Austin that had the weird KitKats.

748

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Mm

749

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

There's so many different

750

:

weird KitKat flavors.

751

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

love all, give

752

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Jaffar, I have no idea what this place

753

:

is that you visit on your way to see me.

754

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I have talked to your wife about it.

755

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Secrets.

756

:

Collusion.

757

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

They, opened like.

758

:

Maybe a month after I moved

out of our old neighborhood.

759

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh.

760

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I'm, I don't want to say anything else

761

:

on air lest I accidentally dox you.

762

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Well, if everything goes right,

763

:

I'll be selling this house.

764

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah,

765

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

As of right now, nobody wants to buy it.

766

:

Um,

767

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

for the final episode of this podcast,

768

:

I think we should, , , we should

each eat some Jaffa cakes on air and,

769

:

,

and, and do a little,

770

:

little review.

771

:

Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll see you

about tracking some of those down.

772

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Amazon is really good

773

:

for, , international candies.,

774

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

So getting back to our episode,

775

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

what?

776

:

No, you don't keep us on task, Ben!

777

:

Heh heh heh.

778

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

now!

779

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

This is a candy podcast.

780

:

We've transitioned.

781

:

It's done.

782

:

Last time on, we stopped

talking about Stargate.

783

:

Okay, really, though, where are we at?

784

:

I

785

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Okay, yeah, what happened?

786

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

uh, Unus has tracked them down, , and

787

:

they start their fight scene, , we've

got, , Teal'c and, , O'Neal are just

788

:

like, Okay, we're gonna, we know

exactly what we're gonna do, right?

789

:

Shoot him a whole bunch and then

push him into the laser wall, , But

790

:

unfortunately, , for Teal'c after

all, he's also in the laser wall

791

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

HA!

792

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

and things aren't looking

793

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Nicely

794

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Also, when we cut back

795

:

to, , Dan Jacks, Carter, and

796

:

kendra, they, they know there's

a door here, but there is

797

:

no way to actually open it.

798

:

Which makes me wonder, do the, , like,

is there a handle on the other

799

:

side that's just, it's not off?

800

:

So I'm gonna ask you guys, why

801

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh,

802

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

do we have a door with no handle?

803

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

they went through a door?

804

:

I don't remember them even going

805

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

they go through a door.

806

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That they can't open until

807

:

Kendra knows a chant.

808

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Oh, that's right!

809

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

that's because you're not

810

:

supposed to go that way.

811

:

It's an exit only been it

because that's the same door

812

:

that we saw the captain open.

813

:

Or not, not the captain.

814

:

He's a different rate.

815

:

Uh, Jack opened it when he

had gotten through the beam.

816

:

It's that same, that's the same door.

817

:

He had just like casually pushed open

without needing to know anything.

818

:

So he, she, it only mattered

that they had the code to get

819

:

into it because it is an out.

820

:

Only that

821

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Why?

822

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

it's like a b hole Ben.

823

:

It's designed to work one way.

824

:

But if you know the right things to say,

825

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I guess because if there's a monster,

826

:

if there's a ghoul trapped in there,

you don't want them, well, it doesn't

827

:

make sense because if they got past the

red beam, they could just push it open.

828

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah,

829

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

want some wandering villagers.

830

:

That's what it is.

831

:

You don't want some wandering

villagers to accidentally open it up

832

:

and then get trapped in there with the

Thor's hammer and the Unus and everything.

833

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

also it's a labyrinth not a maze.

834

:

So they're going to have a very

long walk to get through that thing.

835

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Heh heh heh heh heh.

836

:

Yeah, ah, that's what it is.

837

:

Okay, here, here's what happened here.

838

:

Eventually, what had happened with this

labyrinth being in there for so long,

839

:

, Thor got tired of keeping up with the

maintenance of it, so he hired some...

840

:

some...

841

:

some, some goons, some Viking goons, to do

the maintenance on the Labyrinth, right?

842

:

Well, as you said, there's only one

way so it's a long way in or out, so

843

:

anytime they needed a snack they had to

go allllll the way through the entire

844

:

labyrinth to go run to the corner

store Viking place to grab some snacks,

845

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Sven and

846

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

SWEBEN!

847

:

That's good.

848

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

We can wrap it up.

849

:

That's a podcast.

850

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That's, I I, that's better

851

:

than anything I've got.

852

:

Yep.

853

:

Yeah.

854

:

So they needed the DoorDash to

be able to get to the door, but

855

:

they couldn't put a lock on it.

856

:

So they said in the instructions, sing

this little song to open the door.

857

:

'cause that totally makes sense.

858

:

Yep.

859

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

So, I do appreciate, so they, they killed

860

:

Unas, , for the third time this episode.

861

:

O'Neal has saved Teal'c from a laser.

862

:

So, I, I, I think that, like, they've

got a real bro bond building that

863

:

I'm really gonna enjoy watching.

864

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah, Teoka's family

865

:

and he's here right now.

866

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

yeah, so it's like, hey, we've got

867

:

this miraculous thing that somebody

way more advanced than us made that can

868

:

save your wife, my, , you know, adopted

869

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Sun.

870

:

Yeah.

871

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

but hey, there's this guy right here

872

:

who we've known for about three weeks.

873

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

eight episodes.

874

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah.

875

:

Okay.

876

:

So two months.

877

:

, we've got that.

878

:

Hey, we, we work a job instant

camaraderie thing going on.

879

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

It's

880

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

He's saying, hey, I'll, I'll stay here,

881

:

you know, you guys go, , and it's,

you know, they never go, okay, so we

882

:

know where this place is, we know how

to get in, here's some food, here's

883

:

a port a potty, like, here's a little

bedroll, we're gonna come back with a

884

:

jackhammer and go, like, Through the wall.

885

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

shit, yeah.

886

:

Yeah.

887

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

They just immediately go to, Hey, we're

888

:

going to destroy this thing that can save

your wife, and Dan, you've gotta do it.

889

:

Show you're committed to the cause.

890

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

that was extremely fucked up that

891

:

he made Daniel Jackson blow up the

thing that could save his wife.

892

:

Like here, they made him do

it, you know, not Carter.

893

:

You know, he didn't do it, or fucking

O'Neal couldn't do it himself.

894

:

Like, nope, I'm gonna make you do it.

895

:

Damn, that is savage.

896

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

to give you, like, cognitive

897

:

deniability of, hey, I, you know,

okay, my wife is dead, stuff has

898

:

happened in season four, I could

have saved her if we had that hammer.

899

:

But O'Neil blew it up.

900

:

You know, it's no, I blew it up.

901

:

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's all me, they

leave and then we see, , this, , Hello

902

:

from Earth goodie box that got introduced

at the beginning of the episode that

903

:

they deliver to, , to the people before

they leave saying, hey, , we're Earth,

904

:

even though you guys are also human

and we all speak the same language.

905

:

, Here's an introduction to us.

906

:

Hopefully you guys can read.

907

:

Uh,

908

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yep.

909

:

We didn't

910

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

and then I like, they, they leave

911

:

in front of the same extras as

the beginning of the episode.

912

:

So it's clearly like, they

shot this at the same time.

913

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Pretty sure those are the same

914

:

extras from the pilot that we

saw, but they all rescued as

915

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Career

916

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That would be so funny.

917

:

I would actually like love to do a

show that has a meta joke It's like

918

:

we've got the same 20 extras and

they just work on the whole show.

919

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

That would be awesome.

920

:

Here's a question for you guys.

921

:

Do we, Do

922

:

you think that, , Thor and the, all the

Asgardians Like, was that really them?

923

:

Like, like, I know it was just recording,

but is that what they actually look like?

924

:

Cause I have a theory that in this, in

this fictional universe that Stargate

925

:

SG 1 is, is in, it's one of those where

every alien looks exactly like humans.

926

:

It's one of those

927

:

shows.

928

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

For sure,

929

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

gonna be a ton of human

930

:

and human esque, , races.

931

:

, I think I think the big twist

Actually, you know what?

932

:

I'll save it for my primetime prediction.

933

:

We may not even find

this out in this show.

934

:

I would I would argue that we probably

don't find it out in this show.

935

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

but I also think you we're not going to

936

:

run into a situation where they find the

Asgardians But like they're wearing like

937

:

Starfleet outfits or like we're aliens

and stuff like we're space explorers

938

:

It's like no We look like exactly what

939

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

We're exactly

940

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

if you got a Thor's costume

941

:

from Spirit Halloween

942

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Fashion has not changed

943

:

for us for a thousand

944

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

years.

945

:

Same pants.

946

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

No new fashion trends.

947

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Same pants.

948

:

Hey, it was a breakthrough we made 10, 000

years ago, we're still getting used to it.

949

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Unus.

950

:

He never learned the miracle of pants.

951

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

All right.

952

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

He died as he lived.

953

:

With no pants.

954

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Donald Duck in it.

955

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

right.

956

:

All of that said, it's time to roll some

dice and then make some predictions.

957

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

but wait, but wait, one more thing

958

:

as it ends when the, , when Daniel

Jackson, when he, when he gives,

959

:

when he gives them the, the little,

uh, spirit box, the, the gift box,

960

:

, and then Kendra also gives him a rune

961

:

with an F on it, like, here's your F rune,

962

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Press

963

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I don't know, do we, yeah, do,

964

:

do we think that's a thing or

is that just a throwaway moment?

965

:

, benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

I have a feeling that there is going

966

:

to be eventually a place with, like,

trophies from all of their adventures.

967

:

So they are, they are, , collecting

their captain's trinkets.

968

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Okay, I like that.

969

:

Yeah, that's that was how the movie

ended as well Daniel Jackson handed over

970

:

the the raw symbol back to O'Neill's.

971

:

Oh, yeah, I give this back to Catherine I

think her name was so it's like yeah every

972

:

every adventure they have they steal some

973

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yeah!

974

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

souvenirs

975

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Wait, we never we didn't get

976

:

anything profound on this one!

977

:

Punch that guy!

978

:

Take his wallet!

979

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Take that!

980

:

Nice.

981

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Wait, is Stargate just

982

:

imperialism the entire time?

983

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Yes it is.

984

:

That's what this is.

985

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

All right.

986

:

With all that said, it's time to roll

some dice and make some predictions.

987

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Here we go.

988

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

got 4d6 and 1d4 in my hand,

989

:

and we're gonna hit this.

990

:

That is a 20, gentlemen.

991

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

20.

992

:

benjamindcurley-h2r3rc6xp_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Alright, so what is, , season

993

:

two, episode what?

994

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Nine!

995

:

Season two, episode nine,

we're watching Secrets.

996

:

Secrets.

997

:

victordmtv-rmn1k6m34_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

Secrets.

998

:

Woo!

999

:

xhafer-1ax333zc7_raw-audio_victordmtv-benjamin-delete--1-more_2023-nov-06-1234am_who_are you:

You have to whisper

:

00:42:52,982 --> 00:42:53,812

secrets when you say it.

:

00:42:53,812 --> 00:42:54,532

Otherwise, it's not a

:

00:42:54,722 --> 00:42:55,282

-:

Secrets!

:

00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:57,042

-:

Dr.

:

00:42:57,042 --> 00:43:02,792

Jack, Daniel Jackson and Teal'c travel

back to Abydos because it has been a year

:

00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:07,662

since Daniel left to fulfill a promise

he made to Shauri's father, Kasuf.

:

00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:09,917

-:

Ooh,

:

00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:10,462

-:

That's

:

00:43:10,627 --> 00:43:11,307

-:

nice one.

:

00:43:11,317 --> 00:43:12,927

This is gonna be, this is gonna be big.

:

00:43:13,087 --> 00:43:14,117

Sounds like it's gonna be big.

:

00:43:14,117 --> 00:43:17,217

It says, yeah, that was mentioned

in the very first pilot episode.

:

00:43:17,322 --> 00:43:17,732

-:

yeah.

:

00:43:18,442 --> 00:43:24,292

, which is, that's the preview that we

get on Amazon Prime on mobile, but

:

00:43:24,292 --> 00:43:29,262

the preview that we get on Amazon

Prime on their website is different.

:

00:43:30,517 --> 00:43:31,087

-:

Okay.

:

00:43:31,662 --> 00:43:34,322

-:

Here it says, in much more spoiler

:

00:43:34,322 --> 00:43:40,142

ific faction, Daniel Jackson finds

out that his wife is pregnant with a

:

00:43:40,147 --> 00:43:40,517

-:

What

:

00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:42,492

-:

child, just

:

00:43:42,677 --> 00:43:42,917

-:

the fuck?

:

00:43:43,402 --> 00:43:46,532

-:

learns that a reporter is poised to reveal

:

00:43:46,822 --> 00:43:49,982

The top secret Stargate SG 1 project.

:

00:43:50,347 --> 00:43:51,387

-:

What the mother

:

00:43:51,387 --> 00:43:51,947

of what?

:

00:43:53,762 --> 00:43:55,832

-:

Some episodes, y'all!

:

00:43:56,557 --> 00:43:57,607

-:

Holy crap.

:

00:43:59,017 --> 00:44:00,017

-:

This has gone full,

:

00:44:00,017 --> 00:44:01,567

like, days of our lives.

:

00:44:02,512 --> 00:44:03,082

-:

Yeah.

:

00:44:04,382 --> 00:44:07,172

I don't know why we've got two

different previews, but we do.

:

00:44:07,622 --> 00:44:08,512

-:

Wasn't this a problem

:

00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:10,112

on, on,, who are you?

:

00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:11,112

, cause yeah, it was,

:

00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,242

some of the previews

:

00:44:12,502 --> 00:44:15,802

-:

I watch on voodoo and Laura watches on

:

00:44:15,882 --> 00:44:20,962

iTunes and at a certain point, I think

it was the voodoo ones had skipped ahead

:

00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:23,442

an episode or like half of an episode.

:

00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,542

It was bizarre.

:

00:44:25,192 --> 00:44:26,022

-:

Well, Oh yeah.

:

00:44:26,022 --> 00:44:30,562

I'm wondering because in some, in some,

, mediums here, , the episodes are a

:

00:44:30,562 --> 00:44:36,052

little off because the first, the pilot

episode was a two parter and I think IMDB

:

00:44:36,072 --> 00:44:38,302

counts those as two separate episodes.

:

00:44:38,882 --> 00:44:41,292

But I remember looking at some

other sources, so I don't know.

:

00:44:41,902 --> 00:44:43,792

Well, we'll be in for

a surprise either way.

:

00:44:45,467 --> 00:44:45,817

-:

all right.

:

00:44:45,837 --> 00:44:47,317

Now it's time for our predictions.

:

00:44:59,939 --> 00:45:00,289

-:

Okay.

:

00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:01,589

All right.

:

00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,809

So now we're going to

make some predictions.

:

00:45:04,254 --> 00:45:07,044

, these are going to go up on a poll.

:

00:45:07,504 --> 00:45:11,814

In dominion media TV research

lab, , for you to vote on how

:

00:45:11,864 --> 00:45:13,884

accurate we may or may not be.

:

00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:17,614

, if you are listening to this now,

this poll has already happened.

:

00:45:17,624 --> 00:45:23,084

We are two weeks ahead because we record

and release and edit in a timely manner.

:

00:45:23,574 --> 00:45:23,924

So,

:

00:45:24,019 --> 00:45:25,939

-:

Well, I'm gonna say, hey, , if you go

:

00:45:25,949 --> 00:45:29,399

back and vote and the things shift, we

might go back and recalculate before

:

00:45:29,399 --> 00:45:32,279

the season finale, because that's when

everything actually has to be done.

:

00:45:32,524 --> 00:45:32,984

-:

okay.

:

00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:33,534

I'm,

:

00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:35,634

-:

that to settle, to settle

:

00:45:35,634 --> 00:45:37,424

any possible disputes.

:

00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:39,364

, I have a good friend of mine, Angela.

:

00:45:39,384 --> 00:45:41,514

, I'm going to give her a shout out.

:

00:45:41,524 --> 00:45:44,134

She is the biggest Stargate.

:

00:45:44,384 --> 00:45:47,864

Nerd I have ever met

possibly in the world.

:

00:45:47,894 --> 00:45:55,184

She, she owns every single Stargate SG 1

episode and movie on Blu ray and has seen

:

00:45:55,244 --> 00:45:57,864

every episode and movie multiple times.

:

00:45:58,084 --> 00:45:59,394

So, uh, she does,

:

00:46:02,504 --> 00:46:02,854

-:

Okay.

:

00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:03,509

-:

Hehehehe.

:

00:46:03,704 --> 00:46:05,964

-:

she even, she, I believe she's even gone

:

00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:11,584

to some auctions and actually purchased

some used props that were from the show.

:

00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:12,334

So

:

00:46:12,374 --> 00:46:13,504

she does cosplay.

:

00:46:14,199 --> 00:46:14,919

Did I I might have.

:

00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:15,589

Yeah.

:

00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:20,019

So, , yeah, I, I also sent her our

predictions from the last episode in

:

00:46:20,019 --> 00:46:22,969

an email, , that, and it's anonymous.

:

00:46:22,969 --> 00:46:26,429

I didn't, I didn't say whose

predictions or what, so she replied.

:

00:46:26,429 --> 00:46:29,069

And so, yeah, settling any

disputes, I'm going to go to her.

:

00:46:29,759 --> 00:46:31,639

Angela, the gatekeeper, biggest Stargate

:

00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:31,959

nerd in The,

:

00:46:32,104 --> 00:46:32,984

-:

the tiebreaker.

:

00:46:33,074 --> 00:46:33,814

I'm good for that.

:

00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:34,774

Judge Angela.

:

00:46:35,249 --> 00:46:39,009

We're going to make three predictions,

, daytime, evening, and primetime.

:

00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:42,999

They are of varying severity and weight.

:

00:46:43,029 --> 00:46:45,849

So the daytime should be

the easiest prediction.

:

00:46:45,849 --> 00:46:48,329

The primetime should be the

most outlound ish prediction.

:

00:46:48,579 --> 00:46:50,909

The primetime is worth

more than the evening.

:

00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,989

The evening is worth more than the

daytime for when you are reviewing

:

00:46:53,989 --> 00:46:55,609

our predictions and do the votings.

:

00:46:55,859 --> 00:46:59,549

Normally daytime is worth one point

evening two and primetime three.

:

00:46:59,989 --> 00:47:01,499

, so go ahead and vote.

:

00:47:01,664 --> 00:47:04,804

On, , DMT research lab on

who got the most, right?

:

00:47:05,124 --> 00:47:09,614

We will review that at the end of

the season to determine our winner

:

00:47:09,624 --> 00:47:11,234

on who got the most right overall.

:

00:47:11,244 --> 00:47:13,104

I do like that Ben running tally.

:

00:47:13,534 --> 00:47:16,954

, but we will also talk

about who won the poll.

:

00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:22,119

Currently, which was as of two

weeks ago, when you're listening to

:

00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:24,979

this, , give or take a handful of days.

:

00:47:25,269 --> 00:47:32,129

So, , if it has changed, we've

noticed probably, , maybe, , but it

:

00:47:32,159 --> 00:47:34,599

was accurate at time of recording.

:

00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:35,319

All right.

:

00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:39,779

All of that said, three

predictions, I will, , volunteer

:

00:47:39,779 --> 00:47:41,159

for tribute and go first.

:

00:47:41,159 --> 00:47:43,329

So that way I can talk just

a little bit more and then

:

00:47:43,449 --> 00:47:44,659

stop for a couple of minutes.

:

00:47:45,314 --> 00:47:48,069

My day time prediction, I wanted to make.

:

00:47:48,369 --> 00:47:54,769

All predictions that were planet of

the blank on, on places we were going.

:

00:47:54,899 --> 00:47:58,519

, but, , a conversation at the very

end had me cross out my last one.

:

00:47:58,709 --> 00:47:59,989

I will save it for another day.

:

00:48:00,009 --> 00:48:01,579

Cause I want to get my last one out there.

:

00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:02,009

,

All right.

:

00:48:02,019 --> 00:48:06,039

So my first prediction

daytime planet of the Greeks.

:

00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:10,409

We are going to a Greek themed

planet with Greek themed

:

00:48:10,464 --> 00:48:11,564

-:

absolutely.

:

00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,589

-:

yourself a Euro slash Donner

:

00:48:13,589 --> 00:48:16,339

slash kebab, whatever they

call it in your specific area.

:

00:48:17,409 --> 00:48:18,239

That's where we're going.

:

00:48:18,589 --> 00:48:19,959

Now my evening prediction.

:

00:48:20,299 --> 00:48:23,579

Planet of the Bhagavad

Vita, which is the Hindu

:

00:48:23,864 --> 00:48:25,944

-:

Oh, ah, okay.

:

00:48:26,789 --> 00:48:29,909

-:

so that one, I feel like maybe not

:

00:48:30,129 --> 00:48:34,179

because a writer's room might not have

cursory knowledge outside of Vishnu.

:

00:48:34,609 --> 00:48:36,289

, but we'll see how it goes.

:

00:48:36,629 --> 00:48:38,959

And then my prime time prediction.

:

00:48:39,159 --> 00:48:40,129

This is the big one.

:

00:48:40,279 --> 00:48:44,399

I don't, I'm not even sure this is

going to be revealed in Stargate SG one.

:

00:48:44,639 --> 00:48:47,089

This might be revealed in

a separate Stargate show.

:

00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:49,659

Humanity built the Stargates.

:

00:48:50,979 --> 00:48:52,549

I'm calling it now.

:

00:48:53,204 --> 00:48:56,074

-:

I thought that was already established,

:

00:48:56,289 --> 00:48:57,599

-:

No, they don't know who built the

:

00:48:57,984 --> 00:48:58,564

-:

Okay.

:

00:48:59,914 --> 00:49:00,814

-:

Oh, that's right!

:

00:49:00,874 --> 00:49:01,334

Well,

:

00:49:02,219 --> 00:49:02,329

-:

Stargates.

:

00:49:02,344 --> 00:49:03,324

-:

okay, you're right, you're right,

:

00:49:03,324 --> 00:49:03,854

you're right, you're right.

:

00:49:03,864 --> 00:49:08,004

Because the, yeah, because the

original, on planet Abydos, they

:

00:49:08,054 --> 00:49:12,524

were, they were the slave labor,

the, those, the people were enslaved

:

00:49:12,534 --> 00:49:14,154

just to mine the mineral, that's what

:

00:49:14,154 --> 00:49:14,614

it was.

:

00:49:15,464 --> 00:49:15,844

To build the

:

00:49:16,149 --> 00:49:19,199

-:

and so my prediction to clarify a bit

:

00:49:19,229 --> 00:49:20,729

because it is a prime time prediction.

:

00:49:20,729 --> 00:49:24,319

So we would like to be a little bit more

clear about what we're actually saying.

:

00:49:24,869 --> 00:49:25,849

, humanity.

:

00:49:26,169 --> 00:49:31,609

Is the progenitor race that seeded

humanity across the galaxy and either lost

:

00:49:31,609 --> 00:49:36,789

its knowledge of that, or there was a big

war and it was just long forgotten forever

:

00:49:36,789 --> 00:49:41,519

ago that humanity built these stargates

and spread themselves across the galaxy

:

00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:45,759

rather than any of the other races that

are running around doing these things.

:

00:49:45,794 --> 00:49:47,904

-:

So, so you're saying humans are the first

:

00:49:47,904 --> 00:49:49,664

ones in this universe?

:

00:49:49,704 --> 00:49:50,554

Interesting.

:

00:49:50,564 --> 00:49:50,904

Okay.

:

00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,384

That's a bold prediction there.

:

00:49:52,964 --> 00:49:55,184

-:

Maybe not like the first first ones,

:

00:49:55,184 --> 00:49:59,514

but definitely the progenitors of

themselves across the galaxy and

:

00:49:59,554 --> 00:50:01,114

the builders of the star gates.

:

00:50:01,569 --> 00:50:02,699

-:

Well, here's a question for you.

:

00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:08,739

Do you think that humans began on

earth or did we come forward in,

:

00:50:08,894 --> 00:50:09,804

-:

Oh, no, this is total

:

00:50:09,879 --> 00:50:10,219

-:

1 burst?

:

00:50:10,944 --> 00:50:11,324

-:

Galactica.

:

00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:12,099

-:

Okay.

:

00:50:13,204 --> 00:50:13,644

-:

Yeah,

:

00:50:15,109 --> 00:50:15,449

-:

Okay.

:

00:50:15,489 --> 00:50:15,739

Okay.

:

00:50:15,739 --> 00:50:18,769

So they came from a different part

of the galaxy or maybe another galaxy

:

00:50:18,814 --> 00:50:19,494

-:

yeah, who knows?

:

00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:22,159

-:

and spread, spread their sperm all

:

00:50:22,354 --> 00:50:23,694

-:

I'm not confident making a

:

00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:23,859

-:

on

:

00:50:23,879 --> 00:50:24,329

planets.

:

00:50:24,574 --> 00:50:26,444

-:

where humanity started at this time.

:

00:50:26,454 --> 00:50:26,474

Yeah.

:

00:50:27,179 --> 00:50:27,469

-:

Okay.

:

00:50:27,889 --> 00:50:29,269

-:

Maybe next episode.

:

00:50:29,339 --> 00:50:30,589

-:

But not earth, but not

:

00:50:30,589 --> 00:50:31,089

earth is what you're

:

00:50:31,339 --> 00:50:32,879

-:

I don't believe it's Earth.

:

00:50:32,919 --> 00:50:33,229

No.

:

00:50:33,539 --> 00:50:33,969

-:

Okay.

:

00:50:34,159 --> 00:50:34,629

I like this.

:

00:50:34,669 --> 00:50:34,949

I like this.

:

00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:35,769

This is a good prediction.

:

00:50:36,064 --> 00:50:36,384

All right.

:

00:50:36,414 --> 00:50:36,984

Okay, here we go.

:

00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:37,424

, all right.

:

00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:40,324

So the first prediction is the

daytime prediction, correct?

:

00:50:40,834 --> 00:50:42,004

And that's the one that should

:

00:50:42,004 --> 00:50:43,654

be not too far out there.

:

00:50:44,014 --> 00:50:44,364

Okay.

:

00:50:44,594 --> 00:50:44,814

All right.

:

00:50:44,814 --> 00:50:49,164

Here's here it is, , in the original

Stargate movie, , Colonel O'Neill had

:

00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:54,574

that was shown for all of 15 seconds and.

:

00:50:55,329 --> 00:50:56,309

Never heard from again.

:

00:50:56,759 --> 00:51:00,969

My prediction is SG one

continues that tradition.

:

00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:03,569

She's we never hear she is.

:

00:51:03,569 --> 00:51:06,159

, I think the trope term is

she's put in the fridge.

:

00:51:06,739 --> 00:51:08,949

Like we never hear from O'Neill's wife.

:

00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:10,049

ever again.

:

00:51:10,749 --> 00:51:11,079

like

:

00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:12,109

-:

Sounds plausible.

:

00:51:12,229 --> 00:51:13,919

-:

they erase her out of existence.

:

00:51:14,149 --> 00:51:16,469

And I feel like that's something

the showrunners would want to do

:

00:51:16,469 --> 00:51:20,619

so that could open up possibilities

for in episodes having a romance

:

00:51:20,629 --> 00:51:22,839

subplot somewhere down the

:

00:51:22,839 --> 00:51:23,119

line.

:

00:51:23,119 --> 00:51:23,609

So Yeah.

:

00:51:23,979 --> 00:51:24,549

definitely.

:

00:51:25,009 --> 00:51:25,759

She is forgotten.

:

00:51:25,759 --> 00:51:28,409

I think, , I could probably look up

her name later, but I don't even know

:

00:51:28,409 --> 00:51:29,599

if she had, no, she did have a name.

:

00:51:30,119 --> 00:51:30,769

She didn't have a name.

:

00:51:30,959 --> 00:51:31,699

I don't remember it though.

:

00:51:32,039 --> 00:51:32,849

Yeah, she's gone.

:

00:51:34,059 --> 00:51:34,894

, second prediction.

:

00:51:35,714 --> 00:51:38,654

, we get a Groundhog Day style episode.

:

00:51:39,859 --> 00:51:40,309

-:

Alright.

:

00:51:40,474 --> 00:51:42,504

-:

gonna be an episode where it's

:

00:51:42,504 --> 00:51:47,154

probably my money would be on

either Daniel Jackson or Carter.

:

00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:50,434

One of them steps through the Stargate.

:

00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:51,664

They go through the whole day.

:

00:51:51,664 --> 00:51:53,674

Some shit goes down, A bomb goes off.

:

00:51:53,674 --> 00:51:54,244

Something happens.

:

00:51:54,949 --> 00:52:00,209

The entire facility and the team gets

wiped out and then they wake up, stepping

:

00:52:00,209 --> 00:52:03,399

through the start gate again, some

kind of weird space anomaly happens.

:

00:52:03,744 --> 00:52:07,574

And they keep reliving the same day

over and over, Groundhog Day style.

:

00:52:07,784 --> 00:52:10,604

There's no way they're not doing a

Groundhog Day episode if they have to.

:

00:52:12,484 --> 00:52:17,074

And for my final prediction, my big

prediction, here's what's going to happen.

:

00:52:17,354 --> 00:52:22,154

So they mention that Teal'c, he

cannot survive without the Gual'uld.

:

00:52:22,164 --> 00:52:25,344

Like once the Gual'uld leaves his

body, he's dead in like a matter

:

00:52:25,344 --> 00:52:26,854

of hours or days or something.

:

00:52:27,284 --> 00:52:31,694

So I'm thinking there's going to

be an episode where someone...

:

00:52:32,959 --> 00:52:36,319

Either the Guauld, like, jumps out

on its own and tries to escape.

:

00:52:36,899 --> 00:52:37,059

-:

Hehehehe.

:

00:52:37,059 --> 00:52:38,314

Hehehehe.

:

00:52:38,819 --> 00:52:41,139

-:

or maybe there's a group of Jaffa

:

00:52:41,139 --> 00:52:42,769

or someone who come in and they...

:

00:52:43,109 --> 00:52:47,439

They steal it from him and they try to

run off with it and take it hostage.

:

00:52:47,709 --> 00:52:51,809

So the entire episode is revolved

around the SG 1 team trying to track

:

00:52:51,809 --> 00:52:56,299

down and get, get his, and get his

slug back before, before Teal dies.

:

00:52:56,309 --> 00:53:00,349

And they've got him in the, in sick

bay, hooked up to machines, trying to

:

00:53:00,349 --> 00:53:02,009

keep him alive as long as possible.

:

00:53:02,029 --> 00:53:05,279

And it's like a race against the

clock to go get the ghouled slug back.

:

00:53:05,729 --> 00:53:08,479

So yeah, that's my, that's

my primetime prediction.

:

00:53:09,384 --> 00:53:10,124

-:

That's a fun one.

:

00:53:10,529 --> 00:53:10,969

-:

That's fun.

:

00:53:12,114 --> 00:53:13,104

-:

Alright, my daytime?

:

00:53:13,394 --> 00:53:16,134

We never see Thor's hammer again.

:

00:53:16,329 --> 00:53:17,879

-:

No Thor's Hammer!

:

00:53:18,889 --> 00:53:18,899

-:

Hehehehe.

:

00:53:18,919 --> 00:53:21,609

Now, to be clear, Because

we've done these in the past.

:

00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:27,469

When you say we never see, do you

mean it's never in the show overall or

:

00:53:27,469 --> 00:53:32,209

specifically us in our random viewing

nature will not see Thor's hammer?

:

00:53:33,274 --> 00:53:33,884

-:

Both.

:

00:53:34,224 --> 00:53:36,284

Uh, I don't think this

:

00:53:36,319 --> 00:53:36,899

-:

I like it.

:

00:53:36,929 --> 00:53:36,939

I

:

00:53:37,249 --> 00:53:37,709

-:

Cool.

:

00:53:37,869 --> 00:53:38,399

-:

like it.

:

00:53:39,314 --> 00:53:40,594

-:

My evening prediction?

:

00:53:40,914 --> 00:53:42,904

, Teal gets rid of his belly worm.

:

00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:43,679

-:

Ah,

:

00:53:44,034 --> 00:53:45,104

-:

At one point, they figure

:

00:53:45,104 --> 00:53:46,194

out a way to get rid of it.

:

00:53:46,504 --> 00:53:48,724

, it might happen after your

heist episode, though.

:

00:53:50,889 --> 00:53:55,499

and my primetime prediction is they

frustratingly never start carrying

:

00:53:55,509 --> 00:53:59,689

plasma weapons, even though Teal'c has

his staff and O'Neal brought one back.

:

00:54:02,569 --> 00:54:06,279

I'm gonna say they just keep using

guns the whole rest of the show.

:

00:54:06,539 --> 00:54:10,179

Like, there might be one offs

and stuff, but like, their to go

:

00:54:10,189 --> 00:54:15,019

mission pack is always gonna be some

kind of combustion based bullets.

:

00:54:15,519 --> 00:54:19,199

Even though, at this point,

you know, we saw they killed...

:

00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:22,709

A dozen or so staff guards in the pilot.

:

00:54:24,259 --> 00:54:27,629

have enough staffs for them to

just have the big energy gun.

:

00:54:27,909 --> 00:54:28,249

-:

Yeah.

:

00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:29,589

-:

Never ever use them.

:

00:54:29,609 --> 00:54:30,759

-:

There's six of those

:

00:54:30,769 --> 00:54:33,079

theoretically at headquarters.

:

00:54:33,079 --> 00:54:33,749

Tang it out.

:

00:54:34,649 --> 00:54:34,929

-:

So,

:

00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:37,979

so, so, okay, do you

mean like, ever, at all?

:

00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:40,979

Like they never use them regularly?

:

00:54:40,979 --> 00:54:41,209

Or they

:

00:54:41,369 --> 00:54:43,019

-:

Yeah, it is never part of their, it

:

00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:44,669

is never part of their mission kit.

:

00:54:45,389 --> 00:54:45,749

-:

Okay.

:

00:54:46,619 --> 00:54:49,609

Okay, so they never use alien...

:

00:54:50,659 --> 00:54:51,319

Alien weapons?

:

00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:52,619

Alien technology weapons?

:

00:54:53,299 --> 00:54:53,779

-:

yeah,

:

00:54:53,949 --> 00:54:55,599

-:

Alien tech based weapons.

:

00:54:55,599 --> 00:54:56,079

Here we go.

:

00:54:56,439 --> 00:54:58,499

-:

as part of their everyday,

:

00:54:58,519 --> 00:55:01,749

like, they don't get cool new

guns that shoot energy blasts.

:

00:55:02,269 --> 00:55:03,289

Like, haha, our best

:

00:55:03,349 --> 00:55:04,149

-:

the shotguns.

:

00:55:05,169 --> 00:55:08,099

That makes sense because, I mean, hell,

we just did this episode just here.

:

00:55:08,099 --> 00:55:12,499

We, we saw that, uh, That the joffa

sticks are, are no good in certain

:

00:55:12,499 --> 00:55:13,999

situations, they can be disabled.

:

00:55:13,999 --> 00:55:17,719

Whereas, you know, a fucking shotgun

works fine no matter where you go.

:

00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:17,779

So

:

00:55:18,469 --> 00:55:20,219

-:

I don't know, I just think they might

:

00:55:20,219 --> 00:55:23,349

have been better off fighting Unus

if they had the big plasma guns.

:

00:55:24,829 --> 00:55:25,639

-:

Well, yeah, well, yeah.

:

00:55:25,639 --> 00:55:28,879

But I mean the, there was

a dampening field that that

:

00:55:28,879 --> 00:55:30,259

shut down the plasma guns.

:

00:55:30,579 --> 00:55:32,289

So if they could have

taken that out, yeah.

:

00:55:32,859 --> 00:55:35,259

Oh, you're saying he couldn't

have he prob Yeah, that would've

:

00:55:35,259 --> 00:55:36,549

stopped him from regenerating.

:

00:55:37,104 --> 00:55:37,834

-:

I don't know, maybe,

:

00:55:38,319 --> 00:55:38,589

-:

Okay.

:

00:55:38,659 --> 00:55:38,829

All right.

:

00:55:38,909 --> 00:55:39,409

I'm, I'm

:

00:55:39,584 --> 00:55:41,684

-:

it's a bigger bang, is all I'm thinking,

:

00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:46,594

like, I'm thinking XCOM, where it's like,

you go from ballistics to lasers to plasma

:

00:55:46,594 --> 00:55:50,404

guns, like, they are never working up

the tech tree, it is all just bullets,

:

00:55:50,729 --> 00:55:51,829

-:

They never upgraded this factory.

:

00:55:51,829 --> 00:55:53,359

Yeah, that's

:

00:55:53,534 --> 00:55:54,264

-:

Alright,

:

00:55:54,909 --> 00:55:58,039

-:

Alright, so last time on, last time on,

:

00:55:58,049 --> 00:56:02,869

we made some predictions, , back then

too, and we have since sent them down

:

00:56:02,869 --> 00:56:04,889

to the research lab for verification.

:

00:56:04,889 --> 00:56:06,849

So, I have the results right here.

:

00:56:06,929 --> 00:56:07,859

Let me just open up my envelope.

:

00:56:10,894 --> 00:56:10,964

-:

ugh.

:

00:56:11,169 --> 00:56:11,569

-:

Let's see

:

00:56:11,704 --> 00:56:13,014

-:

What was that?

:

00:56:13,989 --> 00:56:15,389

-:

That was a bag of doggy treats.

:

00:56:15,619 --> 00:56:16,339

Did that sound...

:

00:56:17,454 --> 00:56:18,504

-:

It was very loud.

:

00:56:21,494 --> 00:56:24,054

Remember, we can add in

sound effects in post.

:

00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:30,520

-:

Okay, sorry about that.

:

00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:30,600

I'm

:

00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:31,590

-:

It's okay.

:

00:56:32,510 --> 00:56:33,940

-:

doing my own foley work here.

:

00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,140

-:

It's encouraged.

:

00:56:36,340 --> 00:56:37,570

-:

Let me, , Let me, just

:

00:56:37,910 --> 00:56:40,030

open up the, alright.

:

00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:42,790

Have the results here

from the lab, , the poll.

:

00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:47,170

We actually have those

impressive 75 total votes

:

00:56:47,490 --> 00:56:51,440

on our, on, yeah, on

last steps of prediction.

:

00:56:51,470 --> 00:56:55,850

So here we are, , who had more

gates are discovered on earth.

:

00:56:55,895 --> 00:56:56,565

-:

I believe that was

:

00:56:56,575 --> 00:56:56,995

Ben.

:

00:56:57,850 --> 00:56:58,280

-:

That was Ben.

:

00:56:58,280 --> 00:56:58,630

All right.

:

00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:03,360

, with 26 of the total votes,

you are correct, sir.

:

00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,920

More gates are discovered on Earth.

:

00:57:05,535 --> 00:57:05,705

-:

All

:

00:57:05,980 --> 00:57:07,100

-:

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

:

00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:07,980

, which one was that?

:

00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:10,080

Was that a daytime, evening, or?

:

00:57:10,105 --> 00:57:12,745

-:

Oh, I can pull it

:

00:57:12,850 --> 00:57:13,340

-:

Ha ha ha ha ha.

:

00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:14,510

-:

No, that was primetime.

:

00:57:14,835 --> 00:57:15,485

-:

Primetime!

:

00:57:15,855 --> 00:57:17,985

Alright, three, three points to Ben!

:

00:57:17,985 --> 00:57:18,965

Ha ha ha ha ha.

:

00:57:19,555 --> 00:57:21,585

So that means this next

one was yours, wasn't it?

:

00:57:22,695 --> 00:57:25,695

, I believe Skara is not saved.

:

00:57:26,050 --> 00:57:27,100

Before the end of season

:

00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:27,420

one.

:

00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:28,620

-:

Yes.

:

00:57:29,310 --> 00:57:31,850

-:

With 29 votes, you are also correct.

:

00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:33,940

Nice.

:

00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:38,660

And, , finally, , your third

prediction, this would have

:

00:57:38,660 --> 00:57:40,130

been your morning prediction?

:

00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:41,270

daytime.

:

00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:41,640

prediction?

:

00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:41,920

Yeah.

:

00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:45,370

Kowalski is saved during season one?

:

00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:48,100

Zero votes.

:

00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,420

-:

Oh no.

:

00:57:49,540 --> 00:57:50,690

Oh no, my boy

:

00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:51,810

-:

That's a, that's a

:

00:57:51,810 --> 00:57:53,140

definitive no on that one.

:

00:57:54,025 --> 00:57:55,765

Rip Kowalski, ha ha,

:

00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,370

-:

He's not gonna I was hoping

:

00:57:58,370 --> 00:57:59,810

he was gonna be my Gomez.

:

00:58:00,655 --> 00:58:01,715

-:

it's, it's, it's not

:

00:58:01,715 --> 00:58:02,685

looking good for Kowalski.

:

00:58:02,685 --> 00:58:07,395

Between that and the definitive lack of

Kowalski in this episode we just saw,

:

00:58:07,405 --> 00:58:09,395

or even any mention of him at all, yeah,

:

00:58:09,395 --> 00:58:10,865

he's, he's gone.

:

00:58:11,735 --> 00:58:13,255

Ugh, Rip Kowalski.

:

00:58:13,365 --> 00:58:14,845

Alright, so, next three.

:

00:58:15,185 --> 00:58:16,865

, this one is actually gonna be mine.

:

00:58:16,965 --> 00:58:20,455

, Daniel Jackson's biological

parents are found, and they're

:

00:58:20,495 --> 00:58:22,635

aliens, or something equally weird.

:

00:58:23,105 --> 00:58:25,175

, this one actually got...

:

00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:31,490

, three votes, , for yes, , however, I

believe there are some of the, some of the

:

00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:35,930

residents in the research lab just see a

button and they click on it and for, so,

:

00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:37,180

so I think some of

:

00:58:37,210 --> 00:58:37,670

you, yeah,

:

00:58:38,155 --> 00:58:38,825

-:

gets us over the

:

00:58:39,050 --> 00:58:41,050

-:

yeah, I, I sent this one over to

:

00:58:41,050 --> 00:58:42,990

Angela, the gatekeeper for confirmation.

:

00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:46,260

, see her response was, , see below.

:

00:58:46,555 --> 00:58:47,095

Loading.

:

00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:48,135

, nope.

:

00:58:48,255 --> 00:58:49,125

Just one word, nope.

:

00:58:49,305 --> 00:58:50,471

-:

heh heh heh heh heh

:

00:58:50,535 --> 00:58:52,085

-:

I was for sure that one, man.

:

00:58:52,085 --> 00:58:53,865

I was for sure, like,

there's no fucking way.

:

00:58:53,865 --> 00:58:56,015

I was for sure Daniel

Jackson was half alien.

:

00:58:56,635 --> 00:58:56,995

Oh well.

:

00:58:57,585 --> 00:59:00,515

, my next prediction, , the

SG 1 team rescues a cat.

:

00:59:00,785 --> 00:59:04,225

Now I believe I might have worded

this one a little, , incorrectly.

:

00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,565

, because this one got nine votes.

:

00:59:06,615 --> 00:59:09,135

, I sent this over to Angela,

the gatekeeper, as well.

:

00:59:09,555 --> 00:59:10,895

, she says no.

:

00:59:11,285 --> 00:59:18,755

However, an SG 1, or, uh, Sam,

Sam owns a, owns a cat, and it's

:

00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:20,305

involved in a couple of episodes.

:

00:59:20,535 --> 00:59:20,995

So I'm gonna

:

00:59:21,045 --> 00:59:22,275

-:

can't give us spoilers.

:

00:59:23,595 --> 00:59:25,795

-:

Oh, it's, it's not really a spoiler, is

:

00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,450

-:

prediction, Sam gets a cat.

:

00:59:28,435 --> 00:59:30,405

-:

Yeah, the cat becomes a, the

:

00:59:30,405 --> 00:59:33,435

cat becomes a more important

reoccurring character than Kowalski.

:

00:59:34,620 --> 00:59:35,050

-:

Ow!

:

00:59:35,090 --> 00:59:35,850

Savage!

:

00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,540

Yeah, , yeah, my prediction was

specifically that the cat was

:

00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:43,110

going to be like an elder god of

a village or something, so I'm

:

00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,160

going to say no for that one.

:

00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:49,520

, and finally, my third prediction, , was

the iris gets blown off during an attack.

:

00:59:49,870 --> 00:59:53,280

, she confirmed that it is

destroyed, yes, not blown off.

:

00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:56,830

But, that, I'm taking

the points for that one.

:

00:59:57,030 --> 00:59:59,900

It's because, I specifically

said it's either going to get

:

00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:02,840

blown off like a hubcap, or it's

going to explode like shrapnel.

:

01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:04,420

Either way, it's

:

01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,110

getting destroyed.

:

01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:06,210

So, yeah,

:

01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:06,880

Yeah.

:

01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:12,700

So, that brings us to, that

must be process of elimination,

:

01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:13,850

that means Ja'far, you're up

:

01:00:13,850 --> 01:00:14,250

next.

:

01:00:15,930 --> 01:00:21,030

Alright, let's see, your first

prediction, O'Neal turns down a promotion.

:

01:00:21,735 --> 01:00:23,645

Turns out he tries to,

but he takes it anyway.

:

01:00:23,645 --> 01:00:23,654

Pfft.

:

01:00:23,655 --> 01:00:23,665

Hahaha.

:

01:00:28,030 --> 01:00:28,810

-:

He tries to.

:

01:00:30,605 --> 01:00:30,975

-:

yeah.

:

01:00:31,015 --> 01:00:31,285

I don't know.

:

01:00:31,285 --> 01:00:31,535

I'm,

:

01:00:31,585 --> 01:00:32,025

I didn't, I

:

01:00:32,025 --> 01:00:34,525

didn't ask, I didn't ask

for clarification on that

:

01:00:34,525 --> 01:00:34,725

one.

:

01:00:34,805 --> 01:00:36,555

Apparently he takes it anyway, so yeah.

:

01:00:37,215 --> 01:00:39,625

, Okay, now this next one's going

to be a little interesting.

:

01:00:39,925 --> 01:00:44,715

, because your prediction was, Skara

and Sheree never get rescued.

:

01:00:44,865 --> 01:00:46,295

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They can't be saved.

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Right.

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So they never get saved.

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, one of them does.

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One of them does not.

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And because of the way this is worded,

I'm not sure which one is which either.

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Because I said,

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I, I said, or not.

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And

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Yeah.

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Scarra and Sheree never get rescued.

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, she said Scarra.

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Yes.

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Sheree.

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No, I don't know if that means yes.

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They got rescued or yes, you're right.

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They never get rescued.

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it is, is

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I'm still confused.

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I am not going to, I'm not going to ask

for clarification on which one is which.

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So I say, I say you should get

half, half credit for that one.

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So that would be

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one point for you

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logic dictates these things work is and

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means both or means just one of them.

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And I did say, or

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or scar scar or Sheree never get

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yeah.

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Uh, okay.

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I put, I put the and symbol on there on my

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Okay.

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No

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worries.

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And finally, coming to our final

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prediction for the evening, uh, SG2

is the focus of at least one episode.

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You're correct,

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sir.

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There is an SGT2 focus episode.

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Give me that

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Lower decks, lower decks.

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Ah.

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So SG2 team, but it's

definitely not Kowalski.

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right.

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Heh.

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Okay.

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what's that, , See, so that's

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what, like, one point for

me, it's Four points for Ben.

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What are, what are we at

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I got four.

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And then I think Ben, you got, did you

get, you got a bunch of points, Ben.

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Yeah, he got two, two

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of his predictions were

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His prime time was correct.

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And I think his evening was correct.

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Correct.

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yeah, so I got, , five points.

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Nice.

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Nicely done.

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And I have, I have one.

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Okay.

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Well, we'll keep that running

tally going and, we'll find out

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how we did this week next week.

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But before we get to next week.

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We have to say some thank yous.

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Thank you ripe for your bomb ass song.

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01:03:00,650 --> 01:03:03,390

Goon squad that we get

to use as our theme.

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01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,380

Uh, it's still, I say this

every time it doesn't feel real.

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Very excited to have that on the show.

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Go listen to more of their music on any

streaming service that you frequent.

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They're everywhere.

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Thank you.

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Goon squad.

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Yep.

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And thank you to Annette Lucina for

your, , picture of a TV that you've

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used under Creative Commons that we

have used as the basis for our artwork.

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Thanks for making free art

so we can make free art.

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Thanks everyone in the DMT research labs.

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, for going and voting on the polls, which

I will not read the comments on, but I

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am joining research lab now, so you can

tag me and know that I'm ignoring it.

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01:03:45,580 --> 01:03:46,890

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They let me in literally

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01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:47,770

talking to you right now.

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Approve.

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That's awesome.

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And we will see you next

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Last Time On
Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

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