Episode 3

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5th Dec 2023

Stargate SG1 S2E9 - I Needed A Second Zoloft

It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer jump back to the planet we've already been to a few times. Victor changes the channel to Sons of Anarchy, Ben quotes John Sheridan, and Xhafer does a Ben.

That will probably make more sense with context, but maybe not.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for someone who wants

to watch all that prestige television.

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But who's got time for all that?

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

know I don't.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

You know I don't either.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I'm Jafar

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I am Ben.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And I'm Victor.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

and we are currently

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watching Stargate SG 1.

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Watching, in quotation marks, uh,

we are watching, uh, our third

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episode of the show, and we are

season two, episode nine, Secrets.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Secrets.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Secret.

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It's not a secret if you don't whisper it.

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That's a hundred percent

the rule about secrets.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And I am glad to be back

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here recording with you guys.

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Been looking forward to this one.

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Cause this one was quite

a bombshell, I gotta say.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yes.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, some stuff happens.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, a bunch of stuff happens

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I needed a freaking second

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Zoloft after this episode.

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It just felt like it was like two or

three episodes in one crammed together.

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Like, if I didn't know better, this

would be like a mid season finale.

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But this was, this was back before

mid season finales were a thing.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, I can tell they pulled out all

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the stops, cause we got ERIKAVARI!

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I was so excited.

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We opened in media Eric Avari.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, that guy!

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Yeah.

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Ha ha

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

of my favorite that guy actors.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yes, he has been in

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, he's famous, most famous,

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of course, from, uh, Mr.

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Deeds, but he's been in a

bunch of other stuff, too.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

You'd say Mr.

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Deeds over, like, The Mummy?

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Ben, I'm doing a YouBit.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I I I like him in Mr.

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Deeds, where he's, like, a rich guy who's

just like, I actually really like Wendy's.

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You can get a f You can dip

your fries in the Frosty?

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What?

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Heh heh heh heh heh.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

guy is great.

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He's actually reprising his role

from, uh, the Stargate movie.

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Which I'm really surprised to see.

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Yeah,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

It's just him and the kid.

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Everyone else recast.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

which yeah, by the way, I mean we'll get

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there eventually pretty sure kid's dead

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but

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That's yeah, yeah, he's gone

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he went the way of Kowalski

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Aw,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Kowalski.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

got Kowalski'd

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

This episode is so packed with shit that

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it makes me wonder if this is the kind

of show where every episode is packed

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with stuff, or if we have just hit the

lottery of plot by rolling this episode.

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That's, that's,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

My good friend Angela the gatekeeper

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has been telling me that there

are some episodes that we have to

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watch She goes, Oh, no, no, no, no.

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She's said this so many times and

I'm just like, no, no, no, no, no.

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You're missing the point of the show.

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We, we can't, she's like, Oh, if you're

going to watch this episode, you have

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to let me know because you need to see

this one beforehand to get the context.

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I'm like, Nope, we are not doing that.

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We'll do that after the podcast has ended.

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Maybe.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

There, there are a whole, there

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are a whole bunch of references

in this episode to what I'm

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guessing was the season one finale.

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Uh, and I'm just like, no idea

what happened, but sounds cool.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Sounds like some shit went down.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

sounds like a banger, uh,

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literally, uh, but we missed it,

and that's how this podcast works.

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If you're just tuning in for the first

time, we roll a bunch of dice and skip

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around, and we have no context for

what happened in the previous episodes.

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We're not allowed to do any research,

we're not allowed to look anything up,

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uh, we're not allowed to watch any.

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Season recaps or anything along

those lines, we just got a raw dog.

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It through this show in whatever

order is deemed fit by the

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universe and call it good.

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what we do here on last time

on that's our patented formula

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

clinically proven method.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

patent paperwork pending.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I did appreciate the

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start of this episode.

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They're getting around the, So

why wasn't going back to Abydos,

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the uh, the season one finale?

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Oh, because it's been an Abydosian year.

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It's not a human year like you

would have with your TV seasons.

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They have a longer year, mwhooooo.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

which they would

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

drop

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

so many science fiction...

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It's such a trope in science fiction that

a year just happens to be the same on

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every fucking planet in the universe.

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See the great Centauri

Republic open nine to five.

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Earth time.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Said the, they said almost the

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exact same thing in The Expanse at

one point, so that's pretty good.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

We get our episodes set up here.

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Uh, Daniel and Teal'c are going

back to Abydos while Jack and Sam.

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Are off to meet the president, because

last time on in the episode one

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finale, they saved the fucking world.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Uh, It seems like they, uh,

They blew up some spaceships.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

hmm.

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Yes, Ben.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, wait.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

you to get weird with it.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah!

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Ha

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

oh, how they blew up these spaceships?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

did they blow up the spaceship, Ja'far?

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh, so, in a bit of meta, uh, we're

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recording this relatively soon after

I had watched Babylon 5 Third Space.

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Uh, I hate that movie.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Ha ha ha

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I think that that episode has

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aired already, so you might've

actually listened to it.

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Uh, but in compressed podcasting

time, things are a bit different.

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Uh, so

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Podcast

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

in, in that movie, uh, captain

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John Sheridan, ev suits a nuke

into the ship to blow it up.

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And I'm guessing it's the same shit.

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I'm guessing they've got a stargate

on one of these ships or something,

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uh, and they stargated in, or had

some other means of arriving on the

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ship, just dropped a nuke inside of

it, much like they did in the movie.

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That's how they, right?

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I haven't seen the movie,

but they reference it.

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Yeah.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

they basically beamed a nuke up

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onto the ship, using a dollar

store Star Trek transporter.

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Hmm.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

they beamed a nuke.

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Onto the ship, and that's

how they got them blown up.

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Uh, I'm curious to see how

far away from Earth it was.

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Because you have to be close enough

for drama, but far enough away where

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not everyone knows there's aliens now.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And there's no radiation,

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uh, poison killing anyone on

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, there's a lot of, a lot of questions

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I have there that will never be answered.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

So you think they just reused the same

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method for blowing up these, uh...

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This, yeah, okay, they just have

the, just the one method for, for

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

When all you have is a nuke, Every,

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uh, problem looks like A pyramid

ship you blew up with a nuke.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That is, yep, that's the,

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how that saying goes.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, how about you Vic?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

They said that there's two of these ships.

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Now, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna

get a little weird with it and say

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that this, we're all just assuming

this happened in the season finale.

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I'm gonna say this happened one or

two episodes before the season finale.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, is that kind of getting weird?

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Okay, so, uh, so they got these these

pyramids headed towards Earth, right?

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And I'm gonna say what they did was

they went out they they called up

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Bruce Willis and he guest starred on

the episode and With his his team of

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oil, you know oil men who get out on

a spaceship and they find an asteroid

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

wHile Aerosmith is playing.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Wait, wait, that's what that is a

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tie in where they showed the deleted

scene from Armageddon where they go

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to a nearby comet that just happens to

be passing through, uh, duct tape the

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space shuttle to it, and fly it into

the Apophis Pyramid and blow it up.

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They ram it.

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They ram that motherfucker.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

My theory is they break up into two teams.

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Two of them are on one ship,

two of them are on the other.

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And their original plan

is, , we're going to, use nukes.

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Well, they get there with the nuke

and find out it's been deactivated.

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We can't rearm it.

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They've, they've learned from the movie.

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And what they do is, in their

Season 1 adventures, they've found

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a water planet, and they just open

the Stargate to the water planet,

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flood the ships from the inside,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Hell yeah!

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

is, and while everything is filling

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up with water, they have to escape,

and, uh, yeah, so they, uh, they

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surprise, haha, uh, you, well, it's

just everybody in there, like, the water

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gets into the reactors and they explode.

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Uh,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

water.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

like you're the, uh, Daniel Jackson,

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You're the only guy small enough to

fit down and get your arm into that

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place that we need you to reach.

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And it's like, but he'll drown!

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It's like, well, he's the

only one who can do it.

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Uh, but he manages to

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

the only child on the ship

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who's got small enough arms.

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Ugh.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

What if that's, what if that's

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how, um, what's his name?

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Scurry, Scurr, Scurr, what?

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The, the damn, the kid.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Scarra.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, I Skara!

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, what if that's how he died?

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He, he had to stay behind and

make the ultimate sacrifice to

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hold the button down on the nuke

or whatever to make it blow up.

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But, I'll

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That would make sense.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Getting from there

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

ha That song.

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That's.

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That is the best song in the world.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

One thing I did appreciate was they

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actually used, uh, a shot of them walking

through, and like, we got to see the

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Stargate in action, because our last

episode, uh, there was just a sound

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effect, and then it cuts to our characters

now outside the Stargate, and it's like,

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okay, clearly we are not paying for any

special effects on this episode, uh, so

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I was happy, like, I was worried that it

was just the pilot, but, Had them walking

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through the Stargate and everything

post that would just be sound effect.

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Daniel Jackson was, or, uh,

saying, Hey, like, I'm sorry,

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I haven't found your daughter.

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And he's like, what are you talking about?

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She's here.

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Uh,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

We're waiting for you!

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yep, and we get Shari,

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and she's pregnant to

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, the first fucking bombshell of

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the, well I guess, I guess the first

bombshell of the episode is, oh,

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oh, your wife, you can't find her?

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She's right here.

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You know, duh duh duh, and then

she's pregnant, duh duh duh,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

after theme, we find out pregnancy is

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a effective manner of subduing a gold.

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Go ahead.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Before we go on to that real quick.

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I just wanted to something I noticed,

uh, did, I don't think they changed

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the opening credits at all, like, cause

we're, we're, we're in season two now.

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And I'm pretty sure that, uh, the

opening credits are exactly the

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same as they were in season one.

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And then I kind of realized

like, I think that was.

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That's just more of a recent thing.

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Like I'm pretty sure back in the nineties,

like all the Star Trek's back then,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

One theme for the whole show.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, they never, they didn't do that.

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Like, the changing up the opening

sequence for each season is a

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pretty recent trend in TV, I think.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Unless a character changes,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

mean,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

well then all they do is just,

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oh, Babylon 5 did do that!

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Babylon 5 uh, started it.

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Oh, gosh, I feel so, yeah, that's, yeah,

I was thinking it was a Game of Thrones

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thing that sparked that, but no, no,

yeah, Babylon 5 did have a new, a new

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theme song, a new sequence, everything.

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Yeah.

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Sorry, Star Trek fans.

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I know you're listening, but

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I love Star Trek and Babylon 5.

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I have enough love in my heart

for both of these franchises.

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So after theme, we find out that pregnancy

is a actual way you can subdue a Gould.

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And this is going to be either

very important in like four or

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five seasons or maybe another

show or never ever come up again.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

mm hmm.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

middle ground, there's no

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minor plot point with this.

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It's either gonna be super

important or never matter.

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Uh, this kid is destined to

become the next host of Apotheos.

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Uh...

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Apophis, yeah.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

There we go.

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Uh, Daniel, there's a point in

this scene that I have to call very

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specific attention to because when he

gets told this, Daniel turns to his

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side and asks if this is true, who

the fuck is he possibly speaking to?

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Like if based off of the direction, he's

looking, it's at, uh, Gusev, his father

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in law, but he just found out about the

whole good gold thing in the first place.

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There's no way he could know.

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Right?

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Like, is he going to Teal'c?

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Why would Teal'c know that's

the plan Teal'c abandoned

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before any of this happened?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah It's he'll cuz just find it

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about the finding out about all this.

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Yeah,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

who could he possibly be asking?

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This doesn't make Any sense.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, and Sheree is the

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one who answers him.

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And yeah, I thought that was a little

odd, too It's like is this true?

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It's like Sheree's the one who just told

him and I guess he's asking her Is this

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true and it's like what does he expect is

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

away from her.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, it's like, maybe he thinks

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this is an episode of Punk'd,

and like, Aston Kutcher is about

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to pop out and be like, HA!

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GOTCHA!

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You know, like, fuck it.

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Yeah, it's like, your mortal enemy knocked

up your wife, just kidding, PUNK'D!

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So, like, what the fuck,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Gotcha.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

One thing that's weird about this

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though is, uh, they reveal that, uh,

Shuri has been there for, uh, a season?

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Which I'm guessing is

longer than an Earth season.

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Uh, but, uh, that means

the Stargate was sealed.

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So they had to fly all the way there,

dump her off, and then continue on

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with whatever stuff was going on.

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Uh, and it's just like, why?

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Why?

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Why'd you put, why'd you put her here?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

YeAh, why did he put her there?

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They, I think they briefly said that

Sheree is there because Apophis wanted

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to hide her away from his enemies.

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So he totally pulled a

fucking Obi Wan Kenobi here.

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Like, let's, let's hide Luke Skywalker

in his, you know, place of birth

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on his fucking birth certificate.

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So he takes Sheree back to her.

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Like, that, that makes no damn sense.

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Like, why would he bring her back?

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If you wanted to keep her safe and keep

her hidden from his enemies, It would

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dump, dump her in the most obvious

place in the universe to find her.

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Heh.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Also, if they, the Stargate

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was buried, so why do they use

the Stargate to go pick her up?

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh yeah!

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So many plot holes here!

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Okay, yeah.

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I'm dropping a Gator Hater point

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for that one.

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That's, cause that, that makes no sense.

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It's like, oh hey.

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Yeah.

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I don't know, does it

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I guess the plan could have been

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to dig it out, but how would

they have known that it happened?

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I guess you could test.

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You

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well, they would have known that,

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I assume they would have known that

Stargate had been buried when they

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dropped her off there in the first place.

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Unless they just did like a drive

by and like, kicked her out.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I mean, maybe they unburied

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it when they dropped her off.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

why would you make it easier to get there

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for your enemies, knowing that you're

hiding her away in the first place?

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Thing that really gets me about this

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whole scene, though, is they, they

say, uh, Like, the, the, the reveal

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that Apophis is having a baby so that

he can take a new host, uh, and it'll

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be, you know, Ready for him when his

current host body is ready to, to die.

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And they're like, Oh my

goodness, like, what?

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And it's like, you know, these are, like,

these guys change bodies all the time.

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Like,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

do.

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Yeah,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I figured this would be standard

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operating procedure, but apparently not.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Teal'c should know this.

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And by the

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

it seems like, it seems Apophis is the

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first person who's just like, I'm going to

have a baby, and that will be the new me.

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And everybody's like, that's

weird and kind of gauche.

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We're the ghouls.

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Uh.

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Heh

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, you know, and I love how during

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all this Teal'c is just kind of standing

there like he's because he's never, he

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had never been to this planet before this.

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Uh, I don't think, yeah, no, he, he,

he had never been to this planet and.

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Uh, he'd never met the family and

he's just kind of stuck in between

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all this drama between Daniel Jackson

and his father in law and his wife.

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He's like the new guy at work who's like

caught in the middle of some workplace

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drama like mmm, I'll just wait outside the

tent, guys, like, this doesn't concern me.

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Oh,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Carmen Arganzo.

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How are you doing?

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I know you.

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You've been in a ton of stuff.

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The actor?

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No, just me.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

hmm.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I thought he looked

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familiar, yeah, sorry, uh,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I couldn't place him in anything,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Urza Jado in Babylon 5.

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He's

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

who's that Which one That,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Lando's old sparring buddy

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

oh, the one that he had to kill?

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

family, yeah.

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Alright.

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Okay.

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:

Huh?

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I, yeah.

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I didn't recognize him

without the massive mohawk.

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The sideways Mohawk.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

and I always think he's in

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Starship Troopers is one of the

teachers, but that's not him.

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That's another

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

No, that's Michael Ironside.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

who they look.

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He's definitely discount Michael Ironside.

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Sheree, uh, accesses some of the memories

of her Gawuld's host and Teal'c wants to

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press this advantage, they can learn a

bunch uh, and they at least might be able

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to like, hold her captive and not condemn

her to a life, uh, where she's just

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basically a finger puppet for a Gawuld.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Mm

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, but and can I just say I

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really hate what they did to Sheree's

character here So this is my second

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gator hater point for this episode

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in the movie Sheree Her she was

not like I feel like here in SG 1.

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They turned her into just a from what

we've seen of her anyway She's just

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like a typical damsel in distress

In the original movie, she was,

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she was a really strong character.

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Like she was the one who organized

the uprising with all the villagers.

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She convinced all of them to

stand up to the Ra and his goons.

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She gave him a really rousing speech

about, we don't have to live as slaves.

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So she was kind of a bad ass.

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And now we see her here.

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She's just kind of, you know,

Danielle, what do I do, Danielle?

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And they're, they're all

making decisions for her.

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Like.

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No one bothers asking her,

what does she want to do?

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They're all just like,

no, she can't stay here.

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We got to take her to the

lab and throw her in a cell.

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And it's like, fuck dude, maybe

ask her what she wants to do.

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It's her baby for fuck's sake.

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So I'm like, yeah, I was,

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That is

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

seems like a good idea where it's

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like, Hey, before the alien takes back

over, let's get you in a place where

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we can like, keep you contained while

we try to figure out a way to fix this.

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

but

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

mean, that makes sense.

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But when you're in that position, like I

would not be happy about that if I had a.

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I had a thing inside me that was going

to lock me in a cell and be like,

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Whoa, let's consider our options here.

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Yeah,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

me about this scene is that,

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uh, Shirei goes, uh, Uh,

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victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah,

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benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

about being able to access Amunet's

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memories, and she's like, I, I am seeing

pictures, and it's like, You're not a

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robot learning memories for the first

time, like, You've had memories before!

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You should know, like, what's going on!

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xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Daniel does get to have a nice moment

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to kind of, like, reunite with his

wife here after he's accepted the

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situation and it's proven that, uh,

things aren't absolute shit, I guess.

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Like, she's not just a ghoul who's

lying, who was waiting here for them.

464

:

Uh, so I guess that's nice, but now

that I know that she's actually a

465

:

strong character, and not just a damsel

in distress, I'm actually very upset

466

:

about everything in this episode.

467

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

recasted her, obviously,

468

:

but, I don't like it.

469

:

I'm hoping maybe this is just

like a point in her character arc.

470

:

I can justify it with her being,

the fact that she's just, you know,

471

:

just now getting over being enslaved

for an entire year by a fucking, you

472

:

know, parasite, alien, demon thing.

473

:

Like I could kind of justify it

there, but still, I don't like it.

474

:

They really watered down her, her

character from what she originally was.

475

:

So, yeah.

476

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that said I did appreciate that

477

:

Dan Jax is like hey, uh, she's been

through enough trauma Maybe we don't

478

:

want to throw her in a cell too.

479

:

And it's like hey Good job recognizing

that this would be a horrific

480

:

thing for a human to go through

481

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

So we cut back over to Washington,

482

:

we learn that Sam's dad is really

pushing her to join NASA, so that

483

:

she can actually go to space,

484

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Hm hm

485

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

learns she's got cut

486

:

scenes in that NASA line.

487

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Mm,

488

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Also, we find out that

489

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Nepotism.

490

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

their cover is that they're

491

:

doing deep space radar telemetry.

492

:

But the thing that, that gets

me, so we find out that Captain

493

:

Carter's dad is General Carter.

494

:

And he's just like, hey, you need to

come up with a better cover story.

495

:

Uh, I know you're doing

secret black ops stuff.

496

:

Also, you should quit

doing that and join NASA.

497

:

I don't know what you're doing,

but it can't be as cool as NASA.

498

:

And it's like,

499

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Mm.

500

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

man, you know it's secret

501

:

Black Ops cover stuff.

502

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

heh

503

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Mm.

504

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

she's just like, actually,

505

:

it's really, really cool.

506

:

And like, he doesn't even have the,

you're doing math or deep space

507

:

radar technology or telemetry.

508

:

He's like, I know you're lying

about that, but it can't be as cool.

509

:

It's like,

510

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I would agree.

511

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

we're doing secrets,

512

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

no, like, I'm, I'm with

513

:

her dad on this one.

514

:

Like, I would have to imagine

that Air Force Black Ops stuff,

515

:

while important work, is probably

not as cool as going to space.

516

:

And that the idea of actually going

and visiting alien worlds and stuff,

517

:

and what she's doing, is just so

out there and foreign and out of

518

:

the realm of possibility for him.

519

:

That there's no way that it's

even, like, it is not something

520

:

that has occurred to him.

521

:

It is not a thought, it's like,

well, maybe she is going to space.

522

:

Has not crossed his mind.

523

:

Yeah.

524

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, she's, I mean, she's not

525

:

technically going to space.

526

:

She's just jumping from planet to planet,

so I guess I could see that there.

527

:

But then yeah, you're right.

528

:

He doesn't know that.

529

:

Yeah.

530

:

There's

531

:

no way he...

532

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

he...

533

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

consider that.

534

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I would have to assume, given his age,

535

:

he thinks that Air Force secret black

ops stuff is bombing a bunch of poor

536

:

immigrants in some foreign country.

537

:

So, yeah, this is much

538

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, this is before drones.

539

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

No, they had drones.

540

:

They had drones in the nineties.

541

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh,

542

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Like they, they weren't as prominent, but,

543

:

just a minor piece of trivia.

544

:

I do know that during the Gulf War,

that was the very first time there was

545

:

an air to air engagement between an

American drone and an Iraqi MiG fighter.

546

:

I'm probably getting it wrong, but I

just remember that was a really big

547

:

piece of aviation warfare history.

548

:

Like a drone versus,

yeah, air to air dogfight.

549

:

I mean, parenthesis dogfight.

550

:

Drone versus an actual fighter plane.

551

:

Uh, spoiler alert, the, the MiG 1.

552

:

So, haha.

553

:

But yeah, that was pretty cool, so.

554

:

Anyway, yeah, sorry, nerding

out for a minute, so.

555

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh, after this, a journalist follows

556

:

Jack and tries to get him to confirm

the Stargate program's existence.

557

:

He does not confirm the Stargate

558

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, the, yeah, this is where

559

:

we first meet our reporter guy.

560

:

Haha.

561

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Whose name I only

562

:

remember because of Quark.

563

:

So, good on, good on, good on you

Armin Shimmerman for helping me out

564

:

, over on Abydos, they discuss plans

with Shari, and they decide on going

565

:

back to Earth before Apothis returns.

566

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Dan Jax is like, Hey, why don't

567

:

you come over to my place?

568

:

And she's like, Oh, yeah!

569

:

You did kind of move in with me.

570

:

Maybe I can, I can go to, go with you.

571

:

And also, Apophis won't

be able to find me there!

572

:

Uh,

573

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

574

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

tells the general about the leak, and

575

:

an alien ship shows up on Abydos just

in time to dramatically induce labor.

576

:

Hehehehe.

577

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

did any of you guys see the, uh, any

578

:

of the outdoor scenes where they're

going up to the pyramid on Abydos and

579

:

you see the three moons in the sky?

580

:

I, I, actually I should have brought

this up at the very first, episode we

581

:

did for this, but those three moons in

the sky are just the moon, Earth's moon.

582

:

Copied and pasted and each

like rotated a little bit.

583

:

So you have three fucking replicas

of our moon hovering over.

584

:

I was just like, guys, like I noticed it.

585

:

I noticed that it's the same thing in

the, in the original movie as well.

586

:

I was just like, guys, you just have

to put a circle in the sky, man.

587

:

Come on, you couldn't even

change the color a little bit.

588

:

Nope.

589

:

It's just straight up three,

590

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

George Lucas did this 30 years ago.

591

:

Uh,

592

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

593

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

They run away, uh, before

594

:

some mooks teleport down.

595

:

And, uh, Jack is gonna meet up with the

journalist again to narrow down the leak.

596

:

Uh, we learn that this is not

Apothis showing up, but Her oo er?

597

:

Heh heh heh.

598

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I wrote down a Sons of

599

:

Anarchy lookin motherfucker.

600

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

This is one of Apothis en enemies.

601

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

one thing, uh, I did really appreciate

602

:

in this episode, uh, when O'Neill goes

and confronts the, the reporter, uh, he

603

:

plays them a recording of them from the

earlier part of the episode where they're

604

:

talking about, uh, being here in D.

605

:

C.

606

:

and working on the

Stargate project, and...

607

:

In my brain, I'm just like, okay, yeah,

it's, you know, this is 90s TV writing.

608

:

And they're like, ha, it's actually not,

we're making our characters canonically

609

:

dumb and they're talking about their

secret government program out on

610

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

out there in the, in the, in the open.

611

:

Yeah.

612

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And I actually really,

613

:

really appreciated that.

614

:

Uh, Hey, we're taking this thing.

615

:

That is just a, like.

616

:

TV shorthand of, Hey, we're going

to have our characters talking about

617

:

their job on their way into their

secret government medal ceremony.

618

:

Uh, And then it's like, oh

no, that would be super dumb.

619

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, of course we wouldn't be doing it.

620

:

Yeah, that,

621

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, uh, this scene ends with,

622

:

uh, Armin getting hit by a

car and dying in Jack's arms.

623

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

and he he like dies and

624

:

is like You did this.

625

:

and he was like I was right here

626

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Harur's goons question the village.

627

:

Wall Sam's heart breaks for not being

able to tell her cancer ridden father

628

:

that she has actually achieved her dreams

629

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah.

630

:

Oh, and that's the next bombshell

that they dropped is, Hi, by the

631

:

way, daughter, I have cancer.

632

:

Like, what the fuck, dude?

633

:

This is like the third emotional

rollercoaster in this fucking episode.

634

:

I'm like, I'm not prepared for all this.

635

:

Like, yeah, a baby's being born,

the wife has been kidnapped suddenly

636

:

back, and now dad has cancer.

637

:

Oh my god.

638

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

You know, your daughter is doing secret

639

:

off the book stuff that is so successful.

640

:

She's here to get a medal

personally From the president,

641

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

From the fucking president, yeah.

642

:

Yeah, and,

643

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I, I, I do appreciate this writing

644

:

where it's General Carter, Dad Carter.

645

:

He's honestly doing something super

freaking nice that if, his daughter wasn't

646

:

one of the four or five, or, well, we

know there's nine to twelve teams, of

647

:

people going and exploring alien worlds.

648

:

This would be the coolest

job on the planet.

649

:

so it's one of those things where he's

legitimately doing something super neat.

650

:

But man, you should have just asked first.

651

:

he does do the, and she calls him out

on it, the dick, you know, thing of,

652

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

making it all

653

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I die, I want to see you accomplish,

654

:

your dreams, as I see them,

655

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

my dreams for you.

656

:

Yeah.

657

:

It's like, it's, again, it's like,

it's the same thing with Cherie.

658

:

It's like, no, you're not

asking her what she wants.

659

:

It's just about what you

wanna do with her life.

660

:

Like, I feel like we need Laura in,

in on here to give us a, a segment

661

:

about women's rights and shit.

662

:

'cause this is just like, oh my God, dude.

663

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I don't want to call up Laura and

664

:

be like, So we want you to do a

women's rights and shit segment.

665

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

666

:

Sorry,

667

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I can write the jingle in my head already.

668

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, by the way, another thing I wanted

669

:

to mention, he tells the reporter,

you know, it's like, okay, there's

670

:

something I do want to tell you if

you're going to write a story about me.

671

:

It's O'Neal with two L's, you

know, and there's a, there's

672

:

another O'Neal who's only one L

and that guy has no sense of humor.

673

:

I am 99 percent sure that's a jab

at Kurt Russell because that's,

674

:

that's one thing they changed.

675

:

Like in the, in the credits

for the original movie, it's

676

:

spelled O'Neal with one L.

677

:

So for whatever reason,

they changed it to two L's.

678

:

for SG 1.

679

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I bet you that is to not pay a

680

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That

681

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I'm willing, I'm willing to bet,

682

:

I'm willing to bet money on that.

683

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

684

:

God,

685

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

so Kurt Russell doesn't

686

:

get residuals or something.

687

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that's gotta be it.

688

:

That would be expensive.

689

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

For 200 episodes?

690

:

Come on!

691

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I do, I do think it's weird

692

:

that, when the, they're talking

about the, Oh, we got a leak!

693

:

and, O'Neill tells, General, Hammond,

Like, we gotta figure this out.

694

:

And it's like, okay, one, there

can't be that many people.

695

:

Like, this is something they could start

figuring out probably pretty quickly.

696

:

But also, Out of, we'll let

the, the cat, okay, there we go.

697

:

Uh, out of all the stuff, uh, that you

could hear about the government doing,

698

:

If I heard, reporter says, one source

inside the government says, We've

699

:

got portals to other planets and have

been going on space adventures, I'd be

700

:

like, well that guy did a lot of meth.

701

:

I would not, I would not believe him.

702

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

703

:

Yeah, I feel

704

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

they start taking this super seriously,

705

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that would end up in the,

706

:

in that one newspaper that's

got the vampire boy on it,

707

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

the, uh, Enquirer.

708

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah, or, let's see, cross that off

709

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Then we get to our birth scene.

710

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Cherie has the baby.

711

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

which by the way, how the fuck does

712

:

Daniel Jackson know how to deliver a baby?

713

:

I mean, he's not that kind of doctor.

714

:

You know, a half alien baby for that.

715

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

My guess is he learned in

716

:

his year on, uh, Abydos.

717

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Delivering babies on avidos.

718

:

That was a side

719

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

well, there's no doctors

720

:

or anything there.

721

:

They probably, like,

use midwives and such.

722

:

And it's like...

723

:

Oh hey, this is now just

a thing I've been around.

724

:

Seven babies were born

in the year I was here.

725

:

I've been exposed to it.

726

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

know what, that's a

727

:

good, what happened here?

728

:

Ha

729

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that's Wahabohar.

730

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

ha

731

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Dan Jacks, call the

732

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

ha ha Yeah.

733

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

him in the nun outfit riding his bike.

734

:

Yeah,

735

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Amunet immediately takes control

736

:

over Shari when the baby is born,

and Teal'c fakes her out, allowing

737

:

Daniel to escape with the baby, who

he takes to his father in law, Kasif.

738

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

They convince them that, Oh,

739

:

actually, I'm one of, Haru's soldiers.

740

:

Muhahaha.

741

:

It's like, it was me.

742

:

It was me, Austin.

743

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yep.

744

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

pretty good move.

745

:

Pretty, pretty slick

riding there I gotta say.

746

:

It was, this

747

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

748

:

But then they, in this, in

the same way of, I know where

749

:

I'll hide my pregnant wife.

750

:

In her hometown with her dad.

751

:

I know where we'll hide,

uh, the secret baby.

752

:

With its grandfather.

753

:

Um, it's like, they're gonna...

754

:

They're gonna look for Erek

Avari first, that's why they were

755

:

beating him up five minutes ago.

756

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

757

:

Yeah, he's like the village elder,

too, so they're going to come

758

:

after him and question him first.

759

:

So, yeah,

760

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Why not bring him with you to Earth?

761

:

Be like, hey father in law, come with

me, we'll put you in an apartment.

762

:

It'll be nicer than any

place on this planet.

763

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, you know, you just have to let the

764

:

baby grow up in a place that has plumbing.

765

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well, and he's, he's also just

766

:

like, I guess I need to find a

nursemaid who can keep a secret.

767

:

And it's like, how about you come

768

:

with us?

769

:

We've got baby formula.

770

:

It's dope.

771

:

Uh.

772

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Daniel Jackson's got some big

773

:

wharf energy going on here.

774

:

Like, uh, this is like bad, bad parenting.

775

:

You know, we're, we're, he's...

776

:

I, I have a theory that

it's gonna turn out...

777

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

he's already pretty low

778

:

on the list of stepdads.

779

:

Uh,

780

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

well, I have a theory that is

781

:

actually his biological kid.

782

:

Because it's ambiguous how

long, uh, an avidose year is.

783

:

And...

784

:

You know, they didn't say

how long she's been gone.

785

:

So my, my theory is that, that Cherie got

knocked up right before she got kidnapped.

786

:

And that's actually Daniel Jackson's kid.

787

:

That's yeah.

788

:

I, you know what?

789

:

I'll, I'll save that for,

uh, for our predictions.

790

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

oh, okay.

791

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

All

792

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, I did appreciate Daniel Jackson,

793

:

like, goes before Haru er, and it's

just like, okay, you hate, hate

794

:

Apophis, we hate Apophis, friends?

795

:

And Haru er is just like, No, you

are beneath both of us, uh, I would

796

:

never join up with, with you guys.

797

:

Hey, yes, you guys have blown up three

of our ships and caused enough problems

798

:

that, uh, Apophis lost his, like, gig.

799

:

but, once I'm done with

him, I will come crush you.

800

:

So you guys are all just assholes, okay?

801

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that was some real

802

:

villain splaining right there.

803

:

That was, that was...

804

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

805

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

806

:

Classic villain splaining.

807

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

We also have a bit of a fight

808

:

scene where we find out that,

shields don't stop knives.

809

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

810

:

Okay.

811

:

So we, we start this

comedy of errors, right?

812

:

Teal'c and Daniel go to, escape

Harur., who gets starship

813

:

troopered by Jack as they come

814

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I actually wrote that down.

815

:

With his hand disabled,

he cannot push the button.

816

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I forgot about that, yeah.

817

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, Herd, uh, retreats just in

818

:

time for the Stargate to open again

with, uh, Potheus, uh, showing up.

819

:

And Apotheus picks up his queen

and heads off, but Sheree looks

820

:

at them and doesn't tell on them.

821

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah.

822

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

yeah.

823

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh, And then SG1 returns homes to credits.

824

:

Very this all happened super fast.

825

:

Hehehehe.

826

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

by the way, what the hell

827

:

is up with Apophis hat?

828

:

Like, what the fuck was he

wearing on his head, dude?

829

:

That was the dumbest looking hat, I

just, I could not take this seriously.

830

:

Like, what the hell was that?

831

:

Somebody, yeah, somebody, some

listeners, tell me, tell me, tell

832

:

me if that, actually no, because

that would be a spoiler, but, I just

833

:

want to know where he got that hat.

834

:

Yeah, where did he get that hat?

835

:

I got nothing.

836

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

one thing I did appreciate in this

837

:

scene where Daniel Jackson is brought

before, uh, Uh, Haru, or, is, he's

838

:

brought in with, by a guard, and you

assume that that guard is Teal'c.

839

:

Uh, and then when everything goes

sideways, a guard over on the

840

:

side starts shooting everybody.

841

:

And it's like, oh, so Daniel Jackson

turned him into a different guard,

842

:

while Teal'c, uh, infiltrated the room.

843

:

This is actually really smart.

844

:

Like, he's, like, I'm over here, I

was inside the room the whole time.

845

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, one thing I really hated,

846

:

uh, was that, uh, how Teal just...

847

:

Spelled it out in crayon for the

audience about that moment where Sheree

848

:

looks over and didn't say anything.

849

:

He goes, did you notice Sheree looked over

directly at us and did not say anything?

850

:

Thank you for the most obvious exposition.

851

:

That's something, an ongoing thing

with SG 1 that I really don't like.

852

:

Is they just kind of ruin it

by spelling everything out.

853

:

Like in, yeah.

854

:

Like there's just an art to

what is not said, you know?

855

:

Like you can...

856

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well, and some stuff in this

857

:

episode was actually pretty elegant.

858

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

859

:

Ha ha

860

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Like what?

861

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

ha!

862

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

863

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yes!

864

:

Make him give examples!

865

:

Yes!

866

:

Hehehehehehe.

867

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

The whole, uh, we're gonna trick you into

868

:

thinking that your rival stole your baby,

like, that was actually really smart.

869

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That's really good.

870

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Or the, uh, hey, talking about your

871

:

secret government or, uh, uh, Black Ops

organization while you're walking on,

872

:

like, the steps of the Capitol is really

heckin dumb and somebody's gonna overhear

873

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

hundred percent.

874

:

Stupid.

875

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah

876

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Well that is our episode, gentlemen.

877

:

Uh, I'm gonna roll some dice here

to see how far we're skipping ahead.

878

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Oh, oh, oh!

879

:

It's time for the dice roll!

880

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

And after we know how far we're

881

:

skipping ahead, we will, uh, go over

our previous episode's predictions

882

:

and make a new set of predictions.

883

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

884

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

dice roll.

885

:

That is a 13, so we are going to Season 2,

Episode 22, which scrolling down shows me

886

:

the name of that episode is Out of Mind.

887

:

It's the Season 2 finale.

888

:

Yeah.

889

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Alright.

890

:

That should be interesting.

891

:

Oh, god.

892

:

You know what?

893

:

Never mind.

894

:

Uh, well, it better not be a clip show.

895

:

Is all I'm saying.

896

:

Because I just

897

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

that's, that's only season, the

898

:

end of season two of Next Gen,

899

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, it was Frame of Mind was that

900

:

episode, which is like the worst.

901

:

One of the worst episodes

of Star Trek TNG ever.

902

:

if

903

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I, I, do love a clip show with no context

904

:

though, to be perfectly honest, uh,

905

:

that's kind of what

906

:

I'm

907

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

be like,

908

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

for the podcast.

909

:

Hahahaha.

910

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

be a clip show I've, I've wished

911

:

for another moment like that

again, and I'll never have it

912

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

makes me think of the, the community

913

:

clip show, where none of the clips

are of episodes we have seen.

914

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

also very good episode.

915

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

It is an amazing episode.

916

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

This might be fun.

917

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Alright, so we got some predictions

918

:

to write, and while we're doing that,

Vic, would you care to inform us how

919

:

we're doing on the previous episode's

920

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

All right, yes.

921

:

Let me see uh, a very, Oh look,

look at the, that's convenient.

922

:

The results from the lab are just in.

923

:

, this time we got 78 votes on

last episode's predictions.

924

:

So this should be interesting and also

925

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

you DMT Research Labs for voting

926

:

in the polls, we appreciate you.

927

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

and by the way DMT research lab

928

:

Some of you have been voting on

every single option no matter what

929

:

it is guys If there's a button

there, you don't have to press it.

930

:

Okay.

931

:

I know you want to but you don't always

have to press every button It's okay

932

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

You're just gonna make it worse.

933

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yes

934

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

just encouraging them.

935

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

But that is also why My good friend

936

:

Angela the gatekeeper has keeps

us on track here as well because

937

:

I have her For results as well.

938

:

So, let's start off with, uh, who had,

uh, finding a Greek themed planet?

939

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I believe

940

:

that was

941

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

uh, whose prediction was that?

942

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yes, I had planned, uh,

943

:

that, was that last episode?

944

:

Yes, I had planned it of the

945

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yes.

946

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Planet of the Greeks.

947

:

Uh, that answer, sir, is...

948

:

correct!

949

:

Apparently happens a couple of times.

950

:

So, I don't know if they find,

I don't know if that means they

951

:

find multiple Greek planets, or if

they just go back to the same one.

952

:

So that means, uh, your next prediction

is they find a Hindu themed planet.

953

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

The planet of the vodka Avita

954

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That apparently never happens.

955

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

a racist, probably, I don't know!

956

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I know!

957

:

I was hoping

958

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I just hope,

959

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

have the I am death with

960

:

the with the six arms.

961

:

That would have been cool.

962

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I just hope that uh, on one of the

963

:

Greek episodes, they find Apollo

and he's just like, I met some other

964

:

space travelers, they were dicks.

965

:

Referencing back to the TOS episode

where they figure out they can defeat

966

:

Apollo just by being an asshole to him.

967

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that was, that was

968

:

the giant Apollo, wasn't it?

969

:

Like, where he was he was

like the size of Godzilla.

970

:

Ha ha ha!

971

:

Awesome.

972

:

Uh, let's see.

973

:

That means we get to

your third prediction.

974

:

We find out that humans designed

and built the Stargates.

975

:

Is that your

976

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

977

:

Yes, yes.

978

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

That one!

979

:

Uh, and looking at the results here from

the lab, Uh, nope, not even a little.

980

:

So, that is zero!

981

:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

982

:

Alright, so, coming up next, so

that means you got one correct?

983

:

That was your...

984

:

I

985

:

benjamindcurley-p7dgullti_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

his daytime

986

:

xhafer-lezy79wvp_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

I got my daytime correct.

987

:

victordmtv-khqzxc2gt_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-victor-dm-tv--1-more_2023-nov-18-0308pm_who_are you:

Uh, so that means next we're getting

988

:

to my predictions, uh, which starts

off with, uh, O'Neal's wife is fridged.

989

:

And for those of you out there who don't

know, that means that's the term when you

990

:

take a character and you just forget about

them, never see or hear from them again.

991

:

Uh, my prediction is O'Neal, O'Neal's

wife, who was, who made a brief

992

:

appearance in the original movie.

993

:

Uh, my prediction was she's

never seen or heard from again.

994

:

Uh, turns out I am wrong.

995

:

Apparently she appears a couple of times.

996

:

So no points for me there.

997

:

Uh, my next prediction was

this would be my afternoon

998

:

predi what do we call it again?

999

:

Primetime?

:

00:43:58,613 --> 00:44:00,373

-:

primetime evening, er, uh,

:

00:44:00,383 --> 00:44:01,633

daytime, evening, primetime.

:

00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,498

-:

The, uh, I predicted there would

:

00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:06,858

be a Groundhog Day style episode.

:

00:44:07,468 --> 00:44:10,298

Uh, let's see who said

this in the comments.

:

00:44:10,298 --> 00:44:13,628

There was a very specific comment here.

:

00:44:14,658 --> 00:44:17,878

Uh, Andy Konseki in the research lab.

:

00:44:18,528 --> 00:44:25,708

Confirmed along with, uh, that

one also got 20 votes for yes.

:

00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:29,448

And as well as Ami Konseki said,

there is not a Groundhog Day episode.

:

00:44:29,448 --> 00:44:31,298

There is THE Groundhog Day episode.

:

00:44:32,218 --> 00:44:34,508

So, I got that one right apparently.

:

00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:35,988

Ha ha ha ha.

:

00:44:36,368 --> 00:44:37,768

I knew, I knew they would have to do it.

:

00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:38,588

I knew they would have to.

:

00:44:39,288 --> 00:44:42,128

And, uh, third prediction.

:

00:44:42,878 --> 00:44:46,808

I predicted that Teal'c's Gua'uld

would either escape or it's kidnapped

:

00:44:46,808 --> 00:44:48,168

and the episode would be about...

:

00:44:48,618 --> 00:44:51,698

Uh, the SG 1 team having to

recapture it before it dies.

:

00:44:52,878 --> 00:44:55,588

The answer I got from Angela,

the gatekeeper, was, sort of.

:

00:44:56,018 --> 00:44:58,218

So, ha ha ha, I did.

:

00:44:59,048 --> 00:45:02,698

Seeing as how that one did not get

many votes from the lab either.

:

00:45:03,803 --> 00:45:06,993

Only got nine votes out of the 78 total.

:

00:45:07,153 --> 00:45:09,313

Uh, I'm going to, I'm going to

go ahead and decline that one.

:

00:45:09,363 --> 00:45:13,643

I'd feel like that's, so

that brings us to you, Ben.

:

00:45:14,273 --> 00:45:14,823

-:

Yeah!

:

00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:15,733

-:

All right.

:

00:45:15,873 --> 00:45:19,423

First Ben's first prediction,

Thor's hammer, the, which

:

00:45:19,603 --> 00:45:21,063

I never see it again.

:

00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:25,683

Uh, we never see it again.

:

00:45:27,853 --> 00:45:31,413

It is referenced, but we

never actually see it again.

:

00:45:32,673 --> 00:45:33,413

So

:

00:45:33,563 --> 00:45:34,633

-:

they, yeah, they don't go back,

:

00:45:34,723 --> 00:45:36,393

fix it, and be like, Ha ha!

:

00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:40,173

We got, we, we've got our, we've

got our, uh, Norse ex machina.

:

00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:41,063

Uh...

:

00:45:41,903 --> 00:45:42,833

-:

Norsex marketer.

:

00:45:43,213 --> 00:45:43,733

Oh, wow.

:

00:45:43,733 --> 00:45:44,753

That, that looks pretty good.

:

00:45:44,863 --> 00:45:45,333

So, okay.

:

00:45:45,383 --> 00:45:45,793

So yeah.

:

00:45:46,213 --> 00:45:46,963

That is correct.

:

00:45:47,003 --> 00:45:50,283

I think, uh, I'm not sure the lab

quite understood that one because that

:

00:45:50,283 --> 00:45:51,723

one did not get many votes either.

:

00:45:52,323 --> 00:45:55,773

Uh, this says, uh, only got seven votes.

:

00:45:56,193 --> 00:45:57,623

But I guess that, I guess that counts

:

00:45:57,738 --> 00:45:58,578

-:

It's seven people who

:

00:45:58,578 --> 00:45:59,718

clicked everything, right?

:

00:45:59,933 --> 00:46:00,243

-:

Yeah.

:

00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:00,523

Yeah!

:

00:46:02,413 --> 00:46:04,963

Uh, either way, uh, either way,

that one, that one was correct.

:

00:46:05,313 --> 00:46:09,163

Uh, your next prediction is

Teal gets his Gwawul removed.

:

00:46:09,773 --> 00:46:10,853

With 15 votes.

:

00:46:10,853 --> 00:46:11,783

Yes, that is correct.

:

00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:13,753

-:

Hooray!

:

00:46:15,123 --> 00:46:15,843

-:

Uh, so, yeah.

:

00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:16,143

Yep.

:

00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:18,453

Apparently at some point he

gets that, that thing taken out.

:

00:46:18,903 --> 00:46:21,723

And I specifically asked Angela on

that one is like, now this means

:

00:46:21,723 --> 00:46:26,793

that we're, he gets it removed and

he continues to live afterwards

:

00:46:26,798 --> 00:46:28,623

without this parasite inside him.

:

00:46:28,628 --> 00:46:28,833

So, yeah.

:

00:46:29,783 --> 00:46:33,443

And your final prediction is that the SG 1

team sticks with human weapons for the...

:

00:46:34,043 --> 00:46:34,723

Mocha, behave.

:

00:46:34,923 --> 00:46:35,603

Sorry, my dog.

:

00:46:36,033 --> 00:46:36,653

Chasing the cat.

:

00:46:37,093 --> 00:46:37,373

Okay.

:

00:46:37,803 --> 00:46:41,243

Uh, the SG 1 team sticks with

human built weapons and they never

:

00:46:41,243 --> 00:46:42,923

bother to adapt alien technology.

:

00:46:42,923 --> 00:46:44,973

Well, that one was proved

wrong in this episode

:

00:46:45,058 --> 00:46:46,708

-:

Yeah, they had the little serpent

:

00:46:46,728 --> 00:46:48,028

laser things that they were

:

00:46:48,213 --> 00:46:48,473

-:

Yeah,

:

00:46:48,593 --> 00:46:50,083

-:

But they, but O'Neal was still

:

00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,273

carrying his machine gun.

:

00:46:51,323 --> 00:46:51,873

-:

he was,

:

00:46:51,918 --> 00:46:53,048

-:

But Sam wasn't!

:

00:46:53,453 --> 00:46:55,143

-:

Teal'c and, yeah, Teal'c and Sam

:

00:46:55,143 --> 00:46:57,473

both had little snake phasers of some

:

00:46:57,673 --> 00:46:59,053

-:

I thought she grabbed Tealx.

:

00:46:59,253 --> 00:47:01,093

-:

No, no, no, no, I rewound because I

:

00:47:01,093 --> 00:47:05,533

thought that as well, but afterwards,

after she vaporizes the two goons,

:

00:47:05,543 --> 00:47:10,793

she holsters it in her own little

specifically made holster for her phaser.

:

00:47:12,283 --> 00:47:12,783

-:

Alright.

:

00:47:12,893 --> 00:47:14,783

-:

yeah, I meant to ask what happened

:

00:47:14,783 --> 00:47:15,943

here for that one, but oh well.

:

00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:17,543

That's some other time.

:

00:47:17,553 --> 00:47:18,803

Like, where did they get these from?

:

00:47:18,953 --> 00:47:23,293

So, I do, I do wonder if they, maybe

they, either they picked them up off

:

00:47:23,293 --> 00:47:26,263

of dead goons, or if they, that's

something they built for themselves.

:

00:47:26,303 --> 00:47:30,893

Because that's, uh, it, it

almost has a Star Trek TOS style

:

00:47:30,893 --> 00:47:34,093

effect when she vaporized the

two guys and they just disappear.

:

00:47:34,093 --> 00:47:37,243

That was pretty cool.

:

00:47:37,983 --> 00:47:38,763

So, there we are.

:

00:47:38,763 --> 00:47:43,873

So, I believe that means, uh, Do we

got, do we got, uh, do you have a tally?

:

00:47:43,873 --> 00:47:45,523

Do you have a spreadsheet,

Javert, for who's,

:

00:47:46,053 --> 00:47:47,423

-:

We, we, we tally it up at the

:

00:47:47,658 --> 00:47:48,008

-:

Yeah.

:

00:47:48,078 --> 00:47:48,368

Yeah.

:

00:47:48,438 --> 00:47:52,708

So, once we're done, once we watch

this SG 1 finale, We'll have another

:

00:47:52,728 --> 00:47:56,718

episode where we go through a

plot synopsis of the entire show.

:

00:47:57,138 --> 00:47:59,188

Maybe two, given the length of the show.

:

00:47:59,508 --> 00:48:00,088

Um.

:

00:48:00,763 --> 00:48:03,453

And we will go through all of

our predictions and get their

:

00:48:03,473 --> 00:48:05,293

final scores at that point.

:

00:48:06,143 --> 00:48:10,293

Uh, because we might get more votes as

the podcast goes on because we're going

:

00:48:10,293 --> 00:48:14,253

to be going watching SG one for another

two months at the rate we're going.

:

00:48:14,823 --> 00:48:15,363

Um,

:

00:48:15,493 --> 00:48:15,913

-:

Awesome.

:

00:48:16,163 --> 00:48:19,893

-:

so, well, I guess if we did two seasons

:

00:48:19,893 --> 00:48:22,293

and four episodes and there's nines.

:

00:48:22,323 --> 00:48:23,053

Yeah, yeah.

:

00:48:23,053 --> 00:48:25,583

So we'll be at this for about another

three months if we keep on the

:

00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:26,083

current pace.

:

00:48:26,563 --> 00:48:26,733

-:

Yeah.

:

00:48:26,733 --> 00:48:29,183

of course, that all depends on

how the dice, how the dice land.

:

00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:29,663

So.

:

00:48:29,663 --> 00:48:30,767

Ha ha

:

00:48:30,953 --> 00:48:31,913

-:

The dice...

:

00:48:32,433 --> 00:48:34,073

-:

So with that, it's time

:

00:48:34,153 --> 00:48:36,863

for some predictions.

:

00:48:49,410 --> 00:48:54,790

So I'm going to keep going with

what I was doing, um, which is going

:

00:48:54,790 --> 00:48:57,470

through some more pantheons to find,

:

00:48:57,575 --> 00:48:58,235

-:

Pelly Planet!

:

00:48:58,570 --> 00:49:00,600

-:

uh, my daytime prediction

:

00:49:00,630 --> 00:49:03,230

is, uh, planet of the Celts.

:

00:49:03,810 --> 00:49:05,250

We're going to find a Celtic

:

00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:05,600

deity

:

00:49:05,655 --> 00:49:06,275

-:

the Celts.

:

00:49:06,875 --> 00:49:07,875

I think we already did.

:

00:49:09,265 --> 00:49:10,505

No, no, I'm thinking of something else.

:

00:49:11,405 --> 00:49:12,185

Sorry, I haven't slept.

:

00:49:13,125 --> 00:49:13,845

Nevermind, carry on.

:

00:49:13,845 --> 00:49:14,282

Ha

:

00:49:14,445 --> 00:49:15,335

-:

Evening two!

:

00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:17,665

Or my evening, uh, prediction, rather.

:

00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:19,365

Uh, prediction number two.

:

00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:21,805

We're gonna find a planet

of Native Americans.

:

00:49:22,146 --> 00:49:22,986

-:

Is it, uh...

:

00:49:23,321 --> 00:49:26,351

More or less racist

than how t and g did it.

:

00:49:28,746 --> 00:49:30,386

-:

I really hope less.

:

00:49:31,707 --> 00:49:33,577

-:

Well, at, at least in, at least

:

00:49:33,577 --> 00:49:39,297

in TNG, they actually hired actual

Native American actors for that, so.

:

00:49:39,297 --> 00:49:39,717

Ha ha.

:

00:49:40,746 --> 00:49:42,356

-:

yeah, Voyager was the one that was

:

00:49:42,356 --> 00:49:44,206

really bad about the Native American

:

00:49:44,297 --> 00:49:45,207

-:

Fucking Chakotay.

:

00:49:48,616 --> 00:49:48,896

Yeah.

:

00:49:49,846 --> 00:49:50,276

-:

uh.

:

00:49:50,886 --> 00:49:52,866

And then, my primetime prediction.

:

00:49:53,346 --> 00:49:58,666

We've seen a lot of polytheistic

religions have their deities be aliens.

:

00:49:58,686 --> 00:50:00,166

That's kind of a reoccurring thing.

:

00:50:00,876 --> 00:50:07,896

Uh, I'm gonna suggest that a monotheistic

religion, also aliens, specifically Jesus.

:

00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:09,066

Jesus

:

00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:11,243

-:

Jesus was an alien!

:

00:50:11,243 --> 00:50:14,216

I was, I was hoping you

were about to say the Pope.

:

00:50:14,596 --> 00:50:16,826

-:

Um, I mean, I don't know how

:

00:50:16,846 --> 00:50:18,596

thorough these aliens are.

:

00:50:18,906 --> 00:50:19,836

We don't know.

:

00:50:20,326 --> 00:50:20,826

Uh,

:

00:50:20,926 --> 00:50:21,386

but,

:

00:50:21,726 --> 00:50:22,916

-:

The Pope, has a gold

:

00:50:22,986 --> 00:50:26,286

-:

I'm suggesting in, in the SG 1 universe.

:

00:50:27,051 --> 00:50:30,521

Jesus, not our savior, in fact, an alien.

:

00:50:30,521 --> 00:50:34,351

I mean, maybe, still, I don't,

I'm not here to make judgments

:

00:50:34,351 --> 00:50:35,441

about that type of alien.

:

00:50:35,441 --> 00:50:36,251

I don't know, Ben.

:

00:50:36,321 --> 00:50:38,291

I'm just saying I don't know, alright?

:

00:50:41,981 --> 00:50:42,431

-:

offensive

:

00:50:43,531 --> 00:50:49,041

-:

Only, why is that more offensive

:

00:50:49,061 --> 00:50:52,281

than any of the other religions

I've said are aliens at this point?

:

00:50:53,207 --> 00:50:53,687

-:

Uh, wait.

:

00:50:53,692 --> 00:50:53,927

Hey,

:

00:50:53,977 --> 00:50:56,937

-:

It is equally offensive to all of them.

:

00:50:58,237 --> 00:51:02,097

-:

because the other aliens, it is canonical

:

00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:08,687

that they are, uh, or at least the, the

Egyptian ones are, are taking Egypt, uh,

:

00:51:08,927 --> 00:51:16,122

existing Egyptian, uh, uh, religion and,

uh, adopting it in order to subdue people.

:

00:51:17,812 --> 00:51:18,922

This would be,

:

00:51:19,047 --> 00:51:20,007

-:

No, this changes, this

:

00:51:20,007 --> 00:51:21,127

is not different at all.

:

00:51:21,527 --> 00:51:26,847

This is someone showing up and pretending

to be a deity and just making one up.

:

00:51:27,482 --> 00:51:31,802

In this case, pretending to be

a masonic figure, who's Jewish.

:

00:51:31,952 --> 00:51:32,252

-:

okay.

:

00:51:32,682 --> 00:51:34,992

-:

Yeah, I'm not saying, yeah, like,

:

00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:36,552

I'm just, Jesus was an alien.

:

00:51:36,582 --> 00:51:41,412

That's, that's all I'm saying is,

the religion that follows, Oh,

:

00:51:41,437 --> 00:51:44,167

-:

If, if they have, if there's, if there's

:

00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:48,477

a scene where they, they put him up

on the cross and the, then the little

:

00:51:48,572 --> 00:51:49,472

-:

there's no way, there's no

:

00:51:49,472 --> 00:51:50,442

way in hell that happens.

:

00:51:51,372 --> 00:51:52,142

No way in hell

:

00:51:52,197 --> 00:51:53,217

-:

like he goes, yeah, yeah.

:

00:51:53,217 --> 00:51:57,417

Pontius Pilot stabs him in the, in

the abdomen and the Gould crawls out.

:

00:51:58,472 --> 00:51:58,962

-:

Oh,

:

00:52:00,112 --> 00:52:01,552

-:

I was, I was hoping you were gonna

:

00:52:01,552 --> 00:52:04,042

go a little weirder with your

prime time there at and be like,

:

00:52:04,042 --> 00:52:05,932

they go to Zoroastrian Planet.

:

00:52:06,262 --> 00:52:07,042

Um, but

:

00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:09,232

-:

we find out the flying spaghetti

:

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monster is real and an alien.

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Yes!

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Oh god, you know what?

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I hope they do that on lower decks.

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That would be a great episode.

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Uh,

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who's up next?

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Alright, so my, uh, my first

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prediction, I'm going to continue on

my theme of, uh, of trope episodes.

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I'm going to say that there

is a body swap episode.

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And yeah, for bonus points, I'm going

to, I'm going to say who, who, if I

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can do this, I, I, if I get it right

for exactly whose body gets swapped,

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I'm going to say Daniel Jackson and

O'Neal swap and Teal and Sam swap.

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Cause I could just see, I could just

see, uh, uh, Sam's actress going

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around speaking, speaking like indeed.

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So, we have not, this is not in the scope

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of the rules of the game, so I'm gonna go

ahead and propose that this is allowed.

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Your prediction is specifically,

there's a body swap episode.

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If you get that right, you get a point.

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And then you will get

a single bonus point.

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If that is the combination of body

swapping, it doesn't, I will say that they

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can do more than one body swap episode.

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And if, as long as those combination

of body swaps happen over the course

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of the show, it counts, but you have to

get both right to get the A bonus point.

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And you can never, it's not like if

you did it at a higher prediction

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level, you don't get more bonus points.

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It's just the one

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It's just

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Is this, is this amenable?

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As far as the predictions.

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Yeah, Ben's on board.

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All right, cool.

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Sweet.

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We've gotten too specific in the

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past, and it's disqualified us.

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And I like us forcing each other

to be more specific, but not taking

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the necessary point loss risk, uh,

that the bonus point affords us.

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So.

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and I, I will add a caveat.

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You can only add in a, a, a bonus,

uh, specific, uh, specific, uh,

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stipulation like every couple of

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-:

Yeah, you want to say once a show, maybe?

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Yeah, we won't abuse this.

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I won't abuse this

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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I mean, no

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guarantees.

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00:54:18,278 --> 00:54:18,836

So...

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-:

at us with three bonus

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00:54:20,322 --> 00:54:22,192

predictions every time.

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Yeah.

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Not what we're here to do.

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My next prediction is at some

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00:54:27,467 --> 00:54:31,437

point, uh, Tealk gets a fan.

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00:54:31,987 --> 00:54:34,707

And, uh, or, how, how should I put this?

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00:54:35,087 --> 00:54:39,747

Um, there's a background extra in, that

works there in the Cheyenne Mountain team

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00:54:39,757 --> 00:54:43,067

that's like a, uh, a young airman girl.

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00:54:43,527 --> 00:54:47,807

Who is his crush, or she, he, she

has a huge crush on him, and he's

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00:54:47,807 --> 00:54:52,487

totally oblivious to the whole

thing, or I should say Teal gets a

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00:54:53,397 --> 00:54:59,087

What's the word for, yeah,

Teal gets an admirer, I'll say.

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00:54:59,152 --> 00:54:59,492

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Yes.

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00:54:59,672 --> 00:55:00,332

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Yes.

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00:55:00,577 --> 00:55:01,057

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there we go.

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00:55:01,147 --> 00:55:02,397

Teal gets an admirer.

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00:55:03,807 --> 00:55:04,127

Teal

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Let me see Let's see,

is it body swabbing it?

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Uh, I'm gonna say Daniel Jackson

dies at least one more time.

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00:55:15,982 --> 00:55:19,942

Uh, he, I mean he already died once

canonically in the very first movie.

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00:55:20,427 --> 00:55:22,927

And he got brought back to life.

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00:55:23,207 --> 00:55:27,287

I'm getting the vibe that Daniel

Jackson is the Chief O'Brien of SG 1.

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00:55:27,307 --> 00:55:31,097

Like, he is just, like every episode

we've seen, he's got some kind of

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00:55:31,147 --> 00:55:32,637

something horrible happening to him.

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00:55:33,227 --> 00:55:36,747

But yeah, he's just gonna suffer

more, and he's going to die at least

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00:55:36,747 --> 00:55:38,827

once, and get resurrected magically.

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00:55:39,577 --> 00:55:40,307

So there we go, that's

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00:55:40,377 --> 00:55:40,927

-:

All right.

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00:55:43,357 --> 00:55:43,807

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Alright.

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00:55:43,977 --> 00:55:44,357

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Okay.

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00:55:44,357 --> 00:55:46,727

Well, then I will go with my daytime.

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00:55:47,187 --> 00:55:49,077

We never see Dad Carter again.

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00:55:49,717 --> 00:55:49,957

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Ah,

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00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:51,297

-:

He's just gone.

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00:55:51,567 --> 00:55:52,537

Nope, never see him again.

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00:55:53,387 --> 00:55:55,147

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got a lot of never happening predictions.

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00:55:55,587 --> 00:55:55,647

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Hehehe.

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00:55:55,807 --> 00:55:56,457

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That's pretty good.

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00:55:57,617 --> 00:56:00,097

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I, I know my 90s adventure show TV.

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00:56:01,067 --> 00:56:01,507

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Alright.

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00:56:03,167 --> 00:56:04,597

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My evening prediction,

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00:56:04,997 --> 00:56:07,017

Armin's story still gets out.

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00:56:08,687 --> 00:56:13,777

Uh, he had some backup somewhere,

somebody, uh, well, somebody like looks

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00:56:13,777 --> 00:56:17,947

into my dead reporter friend, and because

he's my reporter friend, I actually

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00:56:17,947 --> 00:56:22,957

happen to be a reporter too, and I pick

up his story, and I, I believe firmly

:

00:56:22,957 --> 00:56:25,367

that, that, uh, the Air Force killed him.

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00:56:25,707 --> 00:56:30,617

Um, and so, somebody's, uh,

gonna try and get that story out.

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00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:31,742

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So do you

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00:56:31,867 --> 00:56:32,627

-:

then my pri

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00:56:33,142 --> 00:56:33,982

-:

Oh, sorry, I was going to say,

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00:56:33,982 --> 00:56:36,292

Do you think it's going to go to,

like, newspaper or TV or both?

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00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:37,392

Or is that too specific?

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00:56:38,102 --> 00:56:38,432

Or,

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00:56:38,637 --> 00:56:39,407

-:

I, I'm not

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00:56:39,462 --> 00:56:39,842

-:

somehow.

:

00:56:40,142 --> 00:56:40,392

gets

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00:56:40,422 --> 00:56:42,002

leaked to the news somehow, yeah.

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00:56:43,547 --> 00:56:48,487

-:

Uh, and my, uh, primetime

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00:56:48,487 --> 00:56:51,617

prediction in a swerve.

:

00:56:53,247 --> 00:57:00,187

Haru Ur is our season two big bad,

and they actually end up teaming

:

00:57:00,197 --> 00:57:02,227

up with Apophis to kill him.

:

00:57:03,702 --> 00:57:04,422

-:

nice one!

:

00:57:04,472 --> 00:57:05,032

Okay.

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00:57:05,912 --> 00:57:07,252

Is the bigger bad.

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00:57:08,327 --> 00:57:12,487

-:

Okay, well, with all of that said, I

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00:57:12,497 --> 00:57:16,517

have the episode description for the

season finale Out of Mind pulled up.

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00:57:17,257 --> 00:57:23,277

Season 2, episode 22, Out of Mind,

awakening from what seems like

:

00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:29,647

cryogenic suspension, Colonel Jack

O'Neill, two L's, finds himself in a

:

00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:33,097

futuristic version Of Stargate Command.

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00:57:33,782 --> 00:57:33,892

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Wahahahaha!

:

00:57:36,432 --> 00:57:36,732

Okay!

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00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:40,207

Interesting!

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00:57:40,787 --> 00:57:42,927

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am really looking forward to this.

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00:57:43,267 --> 00:57:47,287

This seems like the perfect kind of

Crackpot episode for us to land on.

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00:57:48,057 --> 00:57:48,947

I'm excited.

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00:57:49,677 --> 00:57:50,377

And we'll be talking

:

00:57:50,577 --> 00:57:51,887

-:

a lot of gator hater jokes.

:

00:57:52,887 --> 00:57:53,057

This

:

00:57:53,062 --> 00:57:56,442

-:

we have a, we have, we have just enough,

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00:57:56,472 --> 00:58:01,022

like, not having any, like, at this

point we should have two seasons of,

:

00:58:01,022 --> 00:58:02,742

like, being used to Cheyenne Mountain.

:

00:58:02,742 --> 00:58:05,252

It's like, I don't know,

is that new future tech?

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00:58:05,252 --> 00:58:07,482

I haven't seen this room before.

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00:58:08,117 --> 00:58:09,717

-:

The iris closes and a bunch

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00:58:09,717 --> 00:58:11,237

of guns pop out of it.

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00:58:11,587 --> 00:58:12,107

Like...

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00:58:12,562 --> 00:58:12,712

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And

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00:58:13,387 --> 00:58:14,627

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Who knows what's gonna happen?

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00:58:14,797 --> 00:58:16,157

We'll find out next week.

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00:58:16,747 --> 00:58:18,967

But before we get there,

we have to say, thank you.

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Ripe for letting us use goon squad.

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00:58:21,727 --> 00:58:25,137

You got fucking robbed for not getting

a Grammy knob for your last album.

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00:58:25,137 --> 00:58:26,907

You should have been

up for best rock album.

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00:58:27,157 --> 00:58:28,657

It's a fantastic fucking album.

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Go listen to it.

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It's great.

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00:58:31,127 --> 00:58:34,757

And then they're just announced

a bit of a summer tour as well.

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So go see them, uh, live if you can.

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We really appreciate your ripe.

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Thank you so much for

letting us use goon squad.

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00:58:42,027 --> 00:58:43,387

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thank you to Annette Lucina for

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00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:47,207

your photograph of a television

that you put under Creative Commons.

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That, uh...

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That we have used for our podcast artwork.

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Thank you for doing free

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assistance in this episode.

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And thank you, Angela the Gatekeeper.

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For putting up with us having a year.

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I have no, you must've facepalmed

at least a dozen times.

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00:59:05,352 --> 00:59:06,312

Listen to this episode.

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00:59:07,317 --> 00:59:07,937

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heh heh heh.

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And we will see you next

time on Last Time On.

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00:59:35,469 --> 00:59:37,809

my aunt and uncle just

showed up to pick up my son.

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00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:39,629

Um, I will be right back.

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00:59:39,629 --> 00:59:47,652

Probably about

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All good.

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So yeah, we can talk a bunch of shit for

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00:59:50,639 --> 00:59:52,209

him and he'll hear it in two weeks now.

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00:59:55,719 --> 00:59:58,569

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Ben, this message is for you, Ben.

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00:59:59,289 --> 00:59:59,859

This is.

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01:00:00,279 --> 01:00:01,499

-:

now, Ben, but

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01:00:01,739 --> 01:00:03,269

-:

yes, future Ben.

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01:00:03,849 --> 01:00:05,449

Future Ben, we have something to tell you.

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01:00:06,669 --> 01:00:08,699

We have an important

message for you, future Ben.

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01:00:09,369 --> 01:00:10,749

-:

We're from the past.

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01:00:10,939 --> 01:00:13,239

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Yeah, where has Ben been this whole time?

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01:00:13,729 --> 01:00:14,959

I'm sure he's tired of that pun.

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01:00:15,109 --> 01:00:15,699

He's gotta be.

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01:00:17,339 --> 01:00:19,129

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Ben never tires of any pun.

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01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:21,629

Do not need to concern yourself with that.

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Last Time On
Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

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