Episode 4

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12th Dec 2023

Stargate SG1 S2E22 - Return To Crab

It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer run head first into a clip show. Xhafer maybe catches a gaff, Victor still does his own foley work, and Ben explains how atheism is a religion.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who want

to watch all this prestige television,

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but who's got time for all of it?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I know I don't.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I don't, and you know, the

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goon squad don't either.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's true.

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I'm Ja'far,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'm Ben.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And I'm Victor.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

and we are currently working

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our way through Stargate SG 1.

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This is our third

episode, fourth episode of

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Fourth episode.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

and we are at the Season 2 finale.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

We've also made a huge mistake.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Have

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah!

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

we didn't set ground rules for this.

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And ran into another apparently famous,

, sci fi end of season 2 clip show.

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clip show and a to be

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continued and a season finale.

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I, those are like, that's, I feel

like we hit a, we hit some kind

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of a triple seven jackpot here.

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That was, this was, this was a trip.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I have to admit, , the same thing happened

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to me that's happened every other time

we end on a cliffhanger, which is I just

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burst out in laughter because I know

I'm not going to watch the next episode,

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and it just doesn't fucking matter.

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I don't know why, but like, as soon

as that to be continued hit, I was

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just literally rolling on my sofa

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Hang on, sorry.

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Oh,

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

that at the end of the episode.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I had the opposite reaction.

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I was just like.

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No, come on, gosh darn it.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

You know,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I know there is, there is no

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combination of dice that lets me watch

the finale, er, the season 3 opener.

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So I'm just incredibly frustrated.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the, , you know, I, I mentioned to my

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good friend, Angela, the gatekeeper

that we were doing this episode.

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And of course she, she was

just like, Oh, Oh, good.

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Well, you need to watch this

episode in this episode, this

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episode first for context, and

I'm like, Nope, can't do that.

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Context is cheating.

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Nope.

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And she was all just like, but

you're not going to have any

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idea what the hell's going on.

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And I'm like, perfect.

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That's what we're going for.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That is what we do here.

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That is the name of the game here on

last time on, , just a quick rules

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recap of the game that we play while

we go over the episode for this is your

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happen to be a first time listener.

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Here.

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, we have a last time ons where a

host will prompt it themselves and

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describe a thing that they feel

happened in previous episodes.

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We have what hopper horror.

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Which is the offensive version of last

time on, you will do it to one host.

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We'll propose another host

and force them to explain what

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happened in previous episodes.

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And then we have a let's get weird

with it where all hosts must offer

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a quick oddball suggestion for how

things ended up the way that they are.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And if you're not a first time listener

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and you've been with us since the

beginning of this podcast, I just

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want to say thank you for putting

up with my podcast and newbiness.

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I, , the first episode that we

did for this season just aired and

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I listened to it and I was like,

Oh my God, I am such an idiot.

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So I appreciate you

guys for being patient.

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So thank you listeners.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

can I, can I tell you the, the,

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the truth of all podcasters?

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Vic, you're like, between this and

the Who Are You guests, this is like

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your eighth, sixth, eighth episode of

podcast you've recorded at this point.

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, the truth of all podcasters, all

veteran podcasters know this.

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We're all idiots.

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You just, when you listen to yourself,

speak on a radio show, you sound dumb.

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It doesn't matter.

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I hate it.

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I I cannot listen to it.

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I can't listen to the podcast.

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It, it drives me mad.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

which by the way, I was listening to the

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first episode we did, and it reminded me

that after we recorded that episode, I

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was in, I was in LA at the time visiting

my girlfriend, and she took me out to

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a Halloween party afterwards, and I was

mingling with her friends and everything,

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and I discovered that when you're in

LA, Saying that you're a podcaster is

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not nearly as cool as you think it is.

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everyone's a fucking podcaster over there.

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Like I'm telling those people,

I'm just like, Oh yeah, Hey guys.

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Yeah.

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I just started co hosting a

podcast and they were just

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like, Oh, Oh, Oh, you're done.

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I thought you were going to say

something more than, Oh, okay.

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Oh, Oh, okay.

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I tell my friends here around town.

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They're just like, Oh,

I'm so proud of you.

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That's so cool.

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So like, yeah, that's yeah.

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Apparently everyone has a podcast in LA.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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It's, , it's not that rare,

I imagine, in Tinseltown.

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, But what is rare?

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Is the start of this episode.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

2, episode, uh, 22, called,

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uh, Fred, what's the

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

out of

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Out of Mind, yeah.

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And something about this title

and the thumbnail on IMDB just,

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I just, I just knew it was

going to be a clip show somehow.

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Just like, I think there was a,

there was a Star Trek, it looked

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like the Star Trek TNG episode where

Riker was, uh, under the thing.

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And that was a clip

show, so I think that's

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And that was also the season 2 finale.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It was, wasn't

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

name of that episode?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That one was called Shades of Grey.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

shades of

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

One of the worst Star

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Trek episodes in history.

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You know, it's universally agreed upon.

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Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I, I did, like, I actually, , was

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it, , a few years ago, while I was, , I

have a very young son, and while I was

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dealing with being up for hours in the

middle of the night, , feeding him and

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then getting him back to sleep, , just

as a comfort, like, take me back

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to my childhood, I went and watched

back through all of Home Improvement.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh wow.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And in the middle of their season

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three, they have a, , a clip show

as well, a two part clip show.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh god, why?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

like, this is terrible, but also

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it made me realize, I'm like,

okay, I'm doing the math here.

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What is there more to pull?

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From, , when TNG did Shades of

Grey, okay, , 26 episodes, hour long

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season, or hour long episodes, 22,

26 episode seasons, versus, , , half

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an hour, sitcom episodes.

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And I'm just like, there's even

less here than Shades of Grey.

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There's less stuff to pull from.

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Oh god, I would have hated to be the

editors on both of those projects.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

say, , I do have a favorite

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clip show of all time.

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Clip show episode.

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And I think it's the best of all time.

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And that is episode

two of Clerks Animated.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, okay.

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Oh, you did mention this, yeah.

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Ha ha ha

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

so good.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I was gonna guess Rick and

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Morty, but uh, that's uh, yeah.

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That's a different thing.

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I think, I think they had, I'm

pretty sure they had a clip show.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They do, like, uh, yeah, they do a thing

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once a season, I think, where it's like,

mostly Like the intergalactic TV episodes.

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I, , I, I have seen Rick and Morty.

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I would not say that I've

watched Rick and Morty.

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Does that make sense?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, yeah.

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I have a, yeah.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

it is, I, I, I really like Dan Harmon.

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Like, Dan Harmon is a very

good producer of television.

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, Community is one of my all time favorites.

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, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

have you ever seen computer man?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I've not seen Computer

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I think

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you guys are just

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

man is a show he did with Jack Black

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

What?!

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101, which is the precursor

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to YouTube back in like 2005.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

are making shit up, man!

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This is some...

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Black, Jack Black is also the

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star of Heat Vision and Jack.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Yeah, they're buddies.

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So, they met on Computer Man, I

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

feel like I, Mandela, in effect,

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jumped into a different universe,

because this sounds like shit I would

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have heard of, and I've never heard

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

No, yeah, so, Vic, if you haven't heard

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of Heat Vision and Jack, Jack Black

plays an astronaut who got too close to

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the sun, and now when the sun is out,

he's the smartest man on the world.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the fuck?

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What

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, and he also has a talking

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motorcycle, played by Owen Wilson.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Alright, well, I've got some things

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to Google after the show, so...

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Unfortunately, just one episode,

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so we can't do it for the show.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Well, what the f...

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to say, three or four?

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Um, yeah.

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Anyways, we open on Jack coming out of

cryogenic sleep, and everyone around

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him is in quasi futuristic clothing.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, and we get a, we get one of those...

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I love to see it.

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Pinnacle 80s, 90s

character actor that, guys.

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We get Tom Butcher.

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, or Tom Butler, sorry.

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Yeah, Tom Butler.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That...

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

like I know we're in for, for a

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good I'm here for one episode,

, performance from Tom Butler.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that was, that was the guy

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who played, , Trofsky, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, he, he, I know I've seen him in

a lot of episodes of The Outer Limits.

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And also, , I, I know I'm not supposed

to do this, but I IMDB'd him real quick.

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And, , and he was also in a few

episodes of Viper and Sliders.

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So this guy is like a 90's sci fi

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Viper's a thing I haven't

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thought of in a very

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Can we put Viper on the list?

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I'm putting Viper on the

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I've got it on DVD.

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I haven't watched it yet, but I,

I have the entire series on dvd.

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I, I remember loving it as a kid, so

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Oh God.

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I know, right?

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You better not let me win.

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I'm picking Viper.

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Hell yeah.

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Well, I won't concern

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myself with that, Ben.

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But I just want to throw a shout

out to these offset shirt buckles

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they've got in the future.

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In the fake future.

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I love these buckles.

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I don't know what it is.

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I just love these fucking buckles.

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They're just bizarre and futuristic,

but not at the same time.

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Big fan.

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, but anyways, they tell them everyone he's

er known is dead because it's:

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Wake the fuck up, samurai.

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We have a city to burn.

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But also.

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I want to make sure did

everybody else notice.

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Who did O'Neill ask

about when, , he woke up?

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oh shit.

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I

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was

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, Sam, right?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

where's where's captain Carter?

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Where's where's Daniel Jackson?

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Where's Teal'c.

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You know who he doesn't,

doesn't ask about at all.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

His

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His wife.

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wife!

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You're right!

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ha

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I

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha ha ha ha!

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

about my coworkers?!

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ha ha!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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That's a good point, yeah,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

no, no shade to any of my coworkers.

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If I wake up out of cryo freeze or a coma,

or just even a particularly long nap, I'm

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not gonna be like, But where's my boss?

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Where are the people I work with?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yep.

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No concern there.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

mean, if you woke up at work, maybe?

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Regardless,

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I feel like, yeah.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Woke

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I've

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

This is a big ol bummer to theme.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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After theme, they tell us they don't know

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how or why he was frozen in 1998, only

that he came through the Stargate that

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way, and that they had to wait until they

had a chance to be able to revive him.

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They'd wait for technology to catch up.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

mm-Hmm?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

So I believe they say it is 79 years or

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something like that, , that he was frozen.

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And I did appreciate this,

this thing happening.

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Like, they did a pretty good job of...

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O'Neal would ask questions

like, What happened here?

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What happened here?

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It was 80 years ago, man.

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Nobody knows.

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I don't know.

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I wasn't born yet.

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I don't care.

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Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And I do appreciate that as opposed

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to, like, what we got, like, on TNG

when they brought all those frozen

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people out of that , satellite.

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They're like, Hey, we googled

you, and here's everything you

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might ever want to know about

yourself, your family, everything.

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We've got it all right here,

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And then that one guy,

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

future.

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And then that one guy asking about

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his money and his bank account is

like, Oh, well, we got news for you.

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We don't do money anymore.

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but I feel like they did a good

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representation of what it would

actually be like Waking up out of

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out of freezing and it's just like

well, what happened to my parents?

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It's like nobody knows we

didn't write that down.

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I don't care I'm sorry for you.

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Like I

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

their Facebook profile, I guess?

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I feel

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Also, this is what Facebook is?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

on

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

like clearly they're like hey, I

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sympathize I don't know what happened.

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I can't tell you what happened to you.

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Can you tell me what happened to you?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh man, good

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I do, I do really, there was one

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huge, huge missed opportunity

in this episode though.

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he doesn't stand up and take

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a four minute long piss?

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Evacuation comp comp Complete.

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Evacuation complete.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Putting that sound effect

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in there right now.

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Okay, uh, I'm worried about how long

that sound effect is going to be.

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, no, uh, I know there's contract stuff,

like, stuff that is set by unions.

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I would have given any amount of money for

them to have a one off, , credit sequence.

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That is just Richard Dean Anderson.

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Nobody else is in it because

they're, they're like, the

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rest of your team is dead.

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He's like, and then it's just

credits with just O'Neill

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Oh, that would have been a

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great, that would have been a

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That would have been

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out, yeah.

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, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the general tells us about

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these off world colonies.

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Jack asks about the SG 1 team.

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And they made it all back, but none

of them survived the freezing process.

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Do we think this is

how last episode ended?

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With them, like, going through a

stargate and something happening?

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Or is this out of the

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

this was a cold, this was

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a cold drop in, like, nah,

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

cold drop in?

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Can you tell us more about it, Vic?

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Can you tell us...

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Wahapa her?

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

shit!

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Okay, so, so here's what

happened last episode.

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It had absolutely nothing

to do with this episode.

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I'm going to say the last episode

was lighthearted and chill.

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Like it was just them.

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It was them fucking off the entire time.

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Like, Hey, what's going on?

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They, maybe they check in with

some of the other SG teams

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and they're like, Oh, nothing.

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What's up with you?

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And they'd be like, nothing.

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And I ain't doing nothing.

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What's up?

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You know, just bullshitting

the entire time.

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And that's what they did because they

did that in deep space nine ones.

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They had a real light hearted

episode right before the finale

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when everything went to shit and the

Dominion took over the space station.

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So yeah, I'm thinking they

did the same thing here.

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They were just playing poker or...

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Or do I know?

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Poker's a Star Trek thing.

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I don't think they'd carry that

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

No, they did poker in

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the pilot.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They did, they did, but I'm thinking...

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What's the SG 1's game?

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Foosball!

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I'll bet you...

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You know what?

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I might put that in my

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Ah, see I was

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They play foosball together.

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What the hell is that?

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's a, it's a type of baot.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

What the hell's back there?

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It's my uncultured Texas ass over here.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, I dunno, I just, I, I

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wanted to imagine Teal going.

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Oui.

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Bonk.

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Bonk.

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I don't know.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

What the fuck is that?

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I have no clue

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, if you watch enough, if you

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watch enough, uh, James Bond stuff,

you will see he plays Baccarat

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

He does?

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Interesting.

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Oh, that,

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

that the war with the

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Gould is not going well.

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And I was really hoping, and obviously

it's not, but I was really hoping at

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this point that this episode was going

to be reverse yesterday's Enterprise.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Where they bring somebody to the fo

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah, they bring someone to the

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future and then they have to

send him back to change the past.

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, that, that's, that could be fun.

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And I'd like to see that episode, but

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I don't know what it is, but I

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just, I don't know what it is,

I just called it immediately.

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I knew that these guys

weren't real, like the doctor,

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah.

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It's

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

they were just, yeah.

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It was like, this is shady, no,

they're, they're fucking aliens,

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they're changelings or something.

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Just, yeah.

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I knew it was a setup from the get go.

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I don't know what it was, but I

just picked up on it, like, yeah.

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This shit

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, so they do a brief little

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walkabout, , and then they're like,

Hey, so we got this memory device,

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, that we want to hook you up to.

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, and

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

show machine.

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah,

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The Clipshow Machine!

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

got, yeah, we've got our

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own clip show device.

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, and we are going to stick that

onto your brain and see if you

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can help us remember who might be

powerful enough to stop the ghouls.

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, you know, cause like.

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That's important for us to know, like,

There's nothing nefarious here, like,

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We'd tell you if there's something

nefarious here, but there's nothing

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nefarious here, like, You can tell

us, you can tell us who's, who's

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strong enough to beat the Gould.

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Who's strong enough to beat the Gould.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It does seem like a really

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weird question to ask.

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It's like, it's like,

wouldn't you guys know?

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Like, why are you asking me?

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I'm...

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You're, you have a bigger paycheck

than I do in this organization.

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You should fucking know

these things, you know?

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Heh heh

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benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's also been 80 years, so it's

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like, Grabbing a guy from, uh,

like, World War I, and being like,

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How do we defeat the Germans?

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He's like, I'd hope

you'd be able to tell me!

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The French!

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The French can beat them!

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Well, we got news for you.

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Heh heh heh heh.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

So before we, we get a couple of clips at

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this point, but before we get the clips,

they, they mentioned another alien race.

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The Takra.

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victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The okra.

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xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And we do not get to see them.

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:

And, and I really hope that

they're just fuckin weird aliens.

469

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Well, on that, on that answer, for

470

:

that Jaffer, let's get weird with it.

471

:

Who are the Takra?

472

:

Let's get weird!

473

:

HEY!

474

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Who,

475

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

are turtle peoples.

476

:

They are the fuckin Teenage

Mutant Ninja Turtles.

477

:

They're the, like, the super mutant

versions from Teenage Mutant Ninja

478

:

Turtles 2 Secret of the Ooze.

479

:

That's who the top

480

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They're turtle people, I love it.

481

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Alright, Vic,

482

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It sounds like a

483

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

you think the Takra are?

484

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The tokra?

485

:

I, I think they're okra people.

486

:

Because that's what I

heard from the beginning.

487

:

I think they're vegetable people.

488

:

They're like that one guy in the

recent, uh, Lower Decks episode who's...

489

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The guy with the moopsie, yeah.

490

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yes, the moves.

491

:

Moopsy is free!

492

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, they're, they're, they're

493

:

fucking vegetable people and they

all look like okras with arms.

494

:

So...

495

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Jaffer, uh, Jaffer made a, uh,

496

:

Narge, uh, pumpkin for Halloween.

497

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, really?

498

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

a Yeah, my well, my partner

499

:

Beth made a Narshe pumpkin

and I made a Moopsie pumpkin.

500

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

my god, send, you must send me

501

:

pics of this after the show.

502

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, for sure.

503

:

It's in the, , who are you discord?

504

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, lovely.

505

:

, I, I do want to throw in that, , before,

before they get to the first clip.

506

:

, Dr.

507

:

Raleigh, that's probably

not her real name.

508

:

, she, she puts a little

implant in O'Neal's, , head.

509

:

And then she adjusts it with literally

an electric nose hair trimmer.

510

:

Like, the prop department just

fucking phoned it in on that one.

511

:

Like they didn't add that.

512

:

Nope.

513

:

That is a straight up nose hair trimmer.

514

:

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

real quick though, I have to

515

:

get weird with it as well.

516

:

So, , I will say that,

517

:

,

-:

518

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

gonna say that the Takra are, uh,

519

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Ha

520

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

As we know, biology has one imperative.

521

:

And that is returned to crab.

522

:

So, so they are crab people.

523

:

Well,

524

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

look

525

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Vic, if you don't know

526

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

like people.

527

:

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Crabs have evolved independently

528

:

six different times.

529

:

So there are different crabs out there

in the oceans right now that aren't

530

:

that closely related to each other.

531

:

Because they come from different

points in evolution where something

532

:

was just like, you know, it would

be better than what I am right now.

533

:

A crab, and became its

own crab independently.

534

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

535

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

So life has one imperative

536

:

and it is return to crab.

537

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

crab.

538

:

This is so weird that you bring this

up because just last week, , I forget

539

:

what we were talking about, but I was

talking with a friend of mine and we

540

:

made a bet on something and she said,

if I win, you owe me a king crab dinner.

541

:

And you have to, it's gotta have to be

quick because they're going extinct.

542

:

And I'm like, what?

543

:

They can't be going extinct.

544

:

That's what they do on Deadliest Catch.

545

:

And she's like, Deadliest Catch

has been cancelled for years

546

:

because the king crab are gone.

547

:

I'm like, what?

548

:

No!

549

:

So, uh, yeah.

550

:

Apparently I'm

551

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, Siggy's out of

552

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

they immortal?

553

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, those are lobsters.

554

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

lobsters are effectively immortal.

555

:

Okay.

556

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha ha.

557

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

All right.

558

:

We get some clips of aliens.

559

:

Uh, we get the Nox, who are

basically a species of Radagast.

560

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Do you notice who was

561

:

playing the lead Nox?

562

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I

563

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I did

564

:

not.

565

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Motherfucking Quark!

566

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

it?

567

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Shimmerman!

568

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, what?

569

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah!

570

:

It's Armin Shiverman!

571

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Fantastic.

572

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, and this, this episode aired in 99,

573

:

so this was definitely after DS9, this

was after, after AQ, it was after Quark.

574

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah, so we see the Nox, they are

575

:

able to bring people back from the

dead, seem to be living a very rural

576

:

life, but then they're like, Hey!

577

:

Surprise!

578

:

We also have floating space cities!

579

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And they can go invisible, and they're

580

:

pacifists, so that's very interesting

choice of a alien here, and they wear

581

:

grass or peat moss all over their faces.

582

:

So that's a very weird,

interesting alien race we

583

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

After

584

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

and then we see the Asgardians.

585

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Who are fucking greys!

586

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That's exactly what I wrote down!

587

:

They're vikings are fucking gray aliens?

588

:

What?

589

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I love this.

590

:

I love this.

591

:

I love this.

592

:

If Stargate SG 1 has done nothing else

correct, which I'm not saying is the

593

:

case, but we've only watched four episodes

and it's got plenty of opportunities

594

:

to disappoint me in the future, this,

this is the best thing it's done so far.

595

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The Vikings are fucking gray aliens.

596

:

That's amazing.

597

:

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I did also, , this made me appreciate...

598

:

, later he drops a, , O'Neal drops a quip

about how can we meet the Asgardians?

599

:

And he's just like, go to Roswell?

600

:

And it's just like, cause that's

where the grey aliens came!

601

:

, so, we find out when, , so one, the

Asgardians show up, just merc a ton

602

:

of Jaffa and Gould guys, blow up

three ships, , in a, , A way that is

603

:

light and easy on your , SFX budget.

604

:

, and then beam up, , O'Neal.

605

:

They're, they're little guys.

606

:

They're like three feet tall.

607

:

, and they're, they, they drop

out that there are four races

608

:

that stood against the gold.

609

:

And it's them, the Nox, the

Furlings, who O'Neal says, Yeah,

610

:

we haven't met those guys yet.

611

:

And the Ancients.

612

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yes.

613

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And.

614

:

I know, Ja'far, you are coming

from, you know, you are concurrently

615

:

working on your Babylon 5 podcast.

616

:

And this just made me be like,

Oh great, we're getting more,

617

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

More

618

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

more First Ones bullshit.

619

:

Um.

620

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

They're actually just Vorlons,

621

:

like, they, they filmed on the same

studio, they moved the props over.

622

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Or just warlons, that'd be interesting.

623

:

Zathras

624

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

just Zathras's.

625

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh,

626

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Zathrai.

627

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha ha!

628

:

Zath...

629

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

another clip, , where they're

630

:

talking about the, the meeting

place, the UN, of these aliens.

631

:

And, , there's this old lady with the

SG team who we've never seen before.

632

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

We have the...

633

:

Well, you haven't.

634

:

But Ben and I have.

635

:

Because she is the character

from the original movie.

636

:

Catherine, I forgot her last name.

637

:

But she was the scientist, the

lead scientist for the SG 1 and...

638

:

Project and she was the one she is

personally responsible for recruiting

639

:

Daniel Jackson into the sg1 team So I

love that they brought her character back.

640

:

I mean she recast it, of course, but

yeah No, we we have seen Catherine

641

:

before she was a excellent character

642

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

we had seen her before.

643

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, and she was horribly underutilized

644

:

even in the movie I mean she she

had just such presence and like

645

:

yeah definitely Everyone just go

back and watch the movie again.

646

:

Just, just, watch it.

647

:

It's amazing.

648

:

So...

649

:

Out

650

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

and it starts, , shooting holographic,

651

:

, atoms all around, and for some reason,

, Daniel Jackson is able to figure out, Oh!

652

:

If you break everything down to

its elements, what do you have?

653

:

The elements!

654

:

So, this is how they're

communicating, and I'm just like, How?

655

:

How, like, they must have built a language

out of, out of the, the periodic table.

656

:

Wouldn't it have just been easier

just to learn other languages?

657

:

There's only four of them.

658

:

There, I know people

who know more languages.

659

:

Like, this wouldn't be that hard to

have, like, Okay, you know two, and

660

:

you know two, and you know two, and

we can all kind of make this work.

661

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I will say, this makes more sense to me.

662

:

Then all of the, like, Carl Sagan math

is the universal language shit, , where

663

:

it's all like, well, I, because I

mean, I understand the concept that

664

:

every spacefaring species would have

to have math and so you could use math

665

:

to initiate communication in some form.

666

:

That's true.

667

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

it assumes base

668

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Exactly.

669

:

No, that's exactly it.

670

:

It assumes base 10, though, because as

soon as you start communicating with a

671

:

base three species or something weird,

where someone who's, they're not, they

672

:

don't count in tens, they count in fives,

or they count in twelves, or something

673

:

fucking funky, all math breaks instantly.

674

:

It is useless for communication.

675

:

You could use binary, I suppose,

and hope that they get that,

676

:

but it's, it's fucking messy.

677

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the

678

:

fact that you just said Carl Sagan.

679

:

What the...

680

:

Do you mean Carl Sagan?

681

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, Sagan, my B.

682

:

How do you pronounce the name

of this American astronomer?

683

:

Sagan, not Sagan, Sagan.

684

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

We just had a conversation about

685

:

the connect pronunciation of thuh,

which apparently I've been getting

686

:

wrong this is my entire life.

687

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I,

688

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And now I'm questioning

689

:

everything Carl Sagan.

690

:

, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I, I've been pronouncing it wrong for

691

:

forever because I read his books long

before I had the ability to watch

692

:

Cosmos and hear it pronounced properly.

693

:

And it's just my brain just defaults

back because I learned it by reading

694

:

and not hearing anyone actually say it.

695

:

, victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

okay.

696

:

We'll see.

697

:

I'm very familiar with him because,

, my cousin is a very devout atheist.

698

:

And he, he's one of those guys who,

he is so atheist he takes any fuckin

699

:

opportunity to tell you why you're

wrong for believing in anything.

700

:

And yeah, Carl Sagan is his,

like, god and master, so...

701

:

Yeah.

702

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

703

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'm...

704

:

Uh.

705

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

fun.

706

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Heh

707

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

sound like a great time at parties.

708

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh yeah, yeah, he's...

709

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I, I, as, as somebody who earned a,

710

:

degree in, in religious studies in

college, I know exactly the kind of person

711

:

you're talking about and you want to know

how to make them, I don't know what kind

712

:

of relationship you have, but if you want

to make him the angriest he's ever been,

713

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

714

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

all you have to do is talk

715

:

about how atheism is a religion.

716

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, well, yeah.

717

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

it makes, it makes some of

718

:

them so unbelievably mad.

719

:

And it's like.

720

:

There are books, there are places of

worship even, there are people who have

721

:

been elevated to, to, , to prophets,

, people go and proselytize, , as somebody

722

:

who wrote papers, and, and, like It

meets every criteria I need, , to, to

723

:

talk about it as, you know, somebody

who got a degree in religious studies.

724

:

, and some people get real

out of shape about that.

725

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'll put that on my to do list to piss

726

:

off Cousin Mason when I get a chance.

727

:

Awesome.

728

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

So next, we, , we get to

729

:

the machine breaking down.

730

:

Hey, , we need to, , to

let O'Neil rest for a bit.

731

:

, so hey, we're gonna knock you out.

732

:

We'll come back to you in a little bit.

733

:

But then what happens, everybody?

734

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Dr.

735

:

Jackson's turn, and then

in short order, Captain

736

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

run and do the same, , the

737

:

same shtick over again.

738

:

This time on, Daniel Jackson,

and then on Captain Carter.

739

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

740

:

, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Captain Carter's next with the

741

:

clip show device, and they take

us to, , Apotheosis defeat,

742

:

,

-:

743

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Apothis, , there is a ship in a

744

:

Stargate With a ship with a Stargate

inside of it that is working, which

745

:

completely blows out the tracking

the coordinates to the other Stargate

746

:

theory I had just destroys it utterly,

, that just would not be possible.

747

:

So I got all the Stargate shit

wrong in the first episode, shooting

748

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That's okay.

749

:

So did the producers.

750

:

So, yeah, which I also, I'd like

to just point out real quick that

751

:

I should have totally made this

a prediction because I called it.

752

:

I called it.

753

:

They destroyed those ships by fucking

ranting them because that is the best

754

:

thing to do in any sci fi space show.

755

:

Is to ramming speed the bad guys.

756

:

That always works.

757

:

And I love that they did that, and

I should have made it a prediction,

758

:

because damn, that was epic.

759

:

And they even, , I think it was Carter,

even said the magic line of PUNCH IT TEAL!

760

:

When they were escaping the, the, the

explosion of the ramming and everything.

761

:

That was, ah, that was a beautiful scene.

762

:

Yeah, when, when we're done with this,

763

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

drives his fist through the console.

764

:

He's like, Why did you want me to do that?

765

:

It's like, It's a human idiom!

766

:

He's like, Why didn't you just

say, Push on the throttle?

767

:

I implicitly trusted you that

there was something wrong with

768

:

the ship that I must destroy.

769

:

, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Jack dropped some grenades on

770

:

the shield generators here.

771

:

Hi, I'm Derek Bum, and I'm declaring

war on toilets with new Toilet Grenade.

772

:

Just pull the pin, pop it in

the bowl, pop the lid down, and

773

:

let Toilet Grenade do the rest.

774

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, this was so great.

775

:

There's, there's, , there's a

guide who's like, We must, , climb

776

:

down several stories and then

have our gear lowered to us.

777

:

At which point we must, and then he looks

over and there's O'Neil just, Grenades!

778

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

779

:

That was dope.

780

:

That was

781

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Now, , I do have one question here.

782

:

, and this is a question

specifically for Vic.

783

:

, while, , while we have our, our

SG 1 crew sneaking around, , the,

784

:

the space pyramids, we see whole,

like, squads of, of guys just

785

:

marching around through the halls.

786

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Like the Serpentorg

787

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I understand, yeah, I understand

788

:

on a, , you know, on a military

installation, there are probably guys

789

:

who are on guard duty, on patrol.

790

:

Do you ever just march 20

guys around through the halls,

791

:

just looking out for stuff?

792

:

Ha ha

793

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

in trouble, like as a punishment,

794

:

Yeah, and something else, this is

just a beautiful sci fi trope, or

795

:

just a um, TV trope in general.

796

:

, none of those motherfuckers

have name tags.

797

:

That is just bad, bad

form right there, man.

798

:

You were just asking to get your, your

shit invaded from the inside out, man.

799

:

Just like, no, put some damn

name tags on your goons.

800

:

So you know if your goons

are your goons or not.

801

:

You know?

802

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That's the other downside of face

803

:

masks, where it's just like, I

haven't seen you here before.

804

:

I'm new, we're on a space

805

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

ha ha!

806

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

is no one new.

807

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

808

:

Oh, , also I made a note of in this,

in this particular clip, the, , the

809

:

guy that they're escaping with.

810

:

And I think he's in a

couple more clips too.

811

:

I know that actor.

812

:

I know I wrote down, uh, dollar store

count Dooku, uh, because he, he, he,

813

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

814

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

because I thought, I thought

815

:

that was, , Christopher Lee.

816

:

Am I getting that right?

817

:

I thought

818

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

that's...

819

:

that's...

820

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

but apparently he's another one

821

:

of those, he's another that guy

who's been in like everything.

822

:

Cause I swear I've seen

him, , in everything.

823

:

Ha ha ha.

824

:

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

so as part of this we do see them

825

:

blow up the two ships, and so

I'm going to say, last time on.

826

:

That is the thing they're referencing

when O'Neal and Carter got their, , their

827

:

medals for blowing up the two ships.

828

:

, but, as part of that, they're

remembering who are the, , Ga'uld who

829

:

were fighting against Apophis, who, you

know, hey, maybe an enemy of an enemy

830

:

is a friend, and they mention Sakaar.

831

:

, Who we hadn't seen before, but

he's somehow able to get his

832

:

face on the other side of the

833

:

, victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

he's the giant red face guy.

834

:

That was unexpected.

835

:

Yeah.

836

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And then we see, , Haru Ur.

837

:

,

-:

838

:

Hell

839

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah.

840

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I mean, it's the same starship troopering,

841

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

seen this saw this last episode.

842

:

Like, I'm I'm not impressed.

843

:

Like, I didn't forget it.

844

:

It was last

845

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

the, the Sons of Anarchy

846

:

looking guy that I wrote down.

847

:

Yep.

848

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

And then we get, uh, A lot

849

:

of time spent with , Hathor.

850

:

, who's a lady gold.

851

:

, who, , Jaffa's O'Neal,

852

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

That was interesting.

853

:

Did you notice

854

:

that she did Did you notice that

she went to remove her bra to reveal

855

:

another bra right underneath it?

856

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

get a scene where she's like in a

857

:

bathtub, which I'm guessing is like

a birthing chamber or something

858

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

that's not a bathtub, that is

859

:

a, that is a medical whirlpool.

860

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

861

:

That

862

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

uh, why is it start on fire?

863

:

Sure.

864

:

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

if I'm, okay, I'm going to, , I'm

865

:

going to take that as a what

happened her, and so Jaffare, I'm

866

:

going to say what happened her.

867

:

What the hell happened?

868

:

But I got the band!

869

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Go for

870

:

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

you guys didn't know this.

871

:

, Ga'uld blood reacts with

water in a combustible form.

872

:

, so when the blood mixes with

water, once it, , once it

873

:

reaches the top, it hits the air.

874

:

and so that is why, , they immediately,

, went, went on fire once she was shot.

875

:

That is why they went to, , oh, dang it,

now I'm blanking on the name, Dune Planet,

876

:

,

-:

877

:

Yeah, the

878

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Abydos.

879

:

, that is why they went to Abydos.

880

:

That is why when they came

to Earth, they went to Egypt.

881

:

Places that are dry, like, hey,

yeah, okay, the Nile Valley,

882

:

like, the Nile River, beautiful,

like, wonderful, like, verdant.

883

:

We're going out here, where it's

kinda deserty, , where we're

884

:

safe, and now we subjugate you.

885

:

You know where we haven't

seen any, , any, , golds?

886

:

Island chains.

887

:

,

-:

888

:

This logic is check it out.

889

:

Ben.

890

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

yeah.

891

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

But, but then why, why did she,

892

:

why did she put all the ghouls

in with her to take a bath?

893

:

Is that part of a ritual, or is

that some kind of birthing thing?

894

:

Like, why

895

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's just bath time.

896

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

It's just...

897

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

baby got a bath.

898

:

You think I will?

899

:

Don't shit themselves when they're babies.

900

:

Everything shits itself when it's a baby.

901

:

It's part of being a baby.

902

:

, so there's this burning bathtub

and there's this scene where like

903

:

Daniel's like upset and stuff, right?

904

:

And crying at the burning bathtub.

905

:

You can actually see half Thor running

away out the back door behind this scene.

906

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I caught that.

907

:

I was curious

908

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

did not!

909

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

She just is, yeah, walking out.

910

:

Like,

911

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, kind of casually,

912

:

like it's real weird.

913

:

Oh

914

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Uh, well, the, the, the stunt, the

915

:

stunt looks okay, like, everybody's

eyes are taken to the fire.

916

:

You can see them going

out through the door.

917

:

, do we have coverage on that?

918

:

No.

919

:

We're bringing it back.

920

:

It's, it's gonna be a, a, a surprise.

921

:

Hey, , season ending reveal, right?

922

:

, kinda like when they accidentally got the

cameraman in, , Twin Peaks, and suddenly

923

:

he became the bad guy of the show.

924

:

Where it's just like.

925

:

Oops, we accidentally caught the

stunt person running out of the room.

926

:

Ah, we always planned it this way.

927

:

How did they get over there?

928

:

Didn't Captain Carter shoot

her 12 times in the face?

929

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I'm also wondering if this is just

930

:

something they didn't worry about back

then because like when I saw the show for

931

:

the first time it was on 90s television

CRT TV with a coat hanger on it where

932

:

you know half the time I was wiggling

it around and it was all popcorny anyway

933

:

so you couldn't make out half the shit.

934

:

So, I'm wondering if that's just

something we're, like we've discussed

935

:

before, the magic of the HD upscaling.

936

:

This is something that we're

only seeing now, you know?

937

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, it was not meant to be seen

938

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

939

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

One thing I do like I know it is the

940

:

oldest oldest gripe in the book But I do

I do hate this Hey, we're having a thing

941

:

that Reads your memory and projects it.

942

:

Why is it showing scenes where

the character's not there?

943

:

If, if, if Carter's remembering

all the Hathor stuff, like,

944

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah, it should be from

945

:

first person view, yeah.

946

:

Yeah.

947

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

scene.

948

:

, it's just watching Daniel Jackson in

her before they get into the room.

949

:

It's like, she should, like, And I,

I, I know it's probably, like, They

950

:

told her what happened, And now she

is remembering the whole entirety of

951

:

the story, But I still just, I just...

952

:

hate the, We've come up with

some sort of like narrative way

953

:

to have a clip show, but it's like

showing stuff you wouldn't know.

954

:

At least when they did it on TNG,

they're like, we have cameras

955

:

recording the episode and we're just

gonna show it to you, number one.

956

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I was just gonna point out that,

957

:

, that last scene, I'm pretty sure

that scene with her and the...

958

:

Not her, Hathor and the bathtub

of fire with all the gould in it.

959

:

I'm pretty sure that was seen,

that scene, the entire scene

960

:

was filmed inside a locker room.

961

:

A shower room in a locker room somewhere.

962

:

That was, that was odd.

963

:

I don't know if that's supposed

to be an alien birthing

964

:

chamber or if that's or if they

965

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

I got the impression it was at SG one.

966

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

967

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Okay, that makes sense.

968

:

I can see that happening.

969

:

Yeah

970

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Also, I got punched in the mosh pit at

971

:

a Hathor and the flaming bathtub show.

972

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Rawr!

973

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

The pit, the pit at that

974

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

a heavy metal riff.

975

:

Just

976

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

uh, but then,

977

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Ha ha ha.

978

:

Ha

979

:

, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

but then we get the real, , the,

980

:

the real twist of the episode.

981

:

We have Teal Quake up.

982

:

No, no cryogenic freezing.

983

:

And who's looking at him?

984

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Boss Hammond.

985

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

986

:

benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

General Hammond.

987

:

victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

Ha ha ha.

988

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

he's been out for three weeks.

989

:

And we learned that the crew's being

held by the Gould, or at least someone

990

:

commanding multiple groups of Jaffa

soldiers, as we see them marching

991

:

around as, , Jack sneaks around.

992

:

, Teal'c wants to go search for SG 1, uh,

but they say that the planet that they

993

:

were on has been completely scorched,

994

:

So, what's the paper say about tomorrow?

995

:

Another scorcher.

996

:

Cool.

997

:

xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:

so he resigns rather than

998

:

not be permitted to search.

999

:

Ha

:

00:41:57,321 --> 00:41:58,721

-:

And can I just say that this

:

00:41:59,061 --> 00:42:03,611

scene right here, I counted how

many times General Hammond told

:

00:42:03,611 --> 00:42:05,201

him, no, I can't let you do that.

:

00:42:05,211 --> 00:42:08,431

It's five fucking times Teal asked.

:

00:42:10,171 --> 00:42:13,271

I felt like this was, this was

like one of those things where

:

00:42:13,271 --> 00:42:14,766

you're playing a video game that.

:

00:42:15,036 --> 00:42:18,626

Obviously has a quest that it wants

you to do, and you keep picking the

:

00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:22,436

wrong dialogue options, you know,

and it's like, Oh, I can't let you do

:

00:42:22,436 --> 00:42:23,946

that, Teal'c, and he says, but I must.

:

00:42:23,996 --> 00:42:27,206

He asks him three times, and

then he says, Teal'c straight up

:

00:42:27,206 --> 00:42:28,916

doesn't ask and says, I'm going.

:

00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,966

And again, General Hammond

says, I can't let you do that.

:

00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:32,986

Well, I quit.

:

00:42:33,106 --> 00:42:35,216

Well, I can't let you

do that, he said again.

:

00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,106

He's like, no, I fucking quit just now.

:

00:42:37,326 --> 00:42:38,326

I'm, I'm, I'm done.

:

00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:38,696

I'm out.

:

00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:39,186

I quit.

:

00:42:39,596 --> 00:42:41,661

He's, again, he tells him,

I can't let you do that.

:

00:42:43,331 --> 00:42:44,671

Like, God, that was hilarious.

:

00:42:46,336 --> 00:42:48,906

-:

I, I do, I do like though that, It,

:

00:42:48,926 --> 00:42:55,556

it does imply, at least with the

acting, that part of the reason why

:

00:42:55,566 --> 00:42:59,876

Hammond is so resistant to it is,

like, the second bit he comes to is,

:

00:42:59,876 --> 00:43:02,286

like, the, man, like, you can't...

:

00:43:03,156 --> 00:43:08,516

You, like, you know a lot, uh, and we

don't want to, like, like, a lot of

:

00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:12,316

sci fi shows, when you've got, like,

the general character, that would be

:

00:43:12,316 --> 00:43:15,456

their first thing, it's like, you know

too much, I can't allow you to leave.

:

00:43:16,776 --> 00:43:20,676

But it felt like the first and foremost

thing was he felt honestly, like,

:

00:43:20,686 --> 00:43:24,496

genuinely, like, I don't want you to go.

:

00:43:24,786 --> 00:43:26,256

Like, you're part of the crew, man.

:

00:43:26,266 --> 00:43:28,226

You're Yeah, we're in this together!

:

00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:29,176

You can't leave!

:

00:43:29,336 --> 00:43:29,776

-:

yeah, some

:

00:43:29,926 --> 00:43:32,566

-:

Everyone else is Everyone else is gone!

:

00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:34,126

I can't lose lose you too!

:

00:43:34,526 --> 00:43:39,626

Uh, and so I appreciated that it

wasn't, like, Hammond is not, uh,

:

00:43:40,111 --> 00:43:47,701

Our, you know, uh, standard general

or police captain, like, Go out there

:

00:43:47,701 --> 00:43:49,831

and fight the ghoul, you got 24 hours.

:

00:43:49,991 --> 00:43:52,721

You know, bring me the case

or bring me your badges.

:

00:43:52,941 --> 00:43:53,251

Uh,

:

00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:56,626

-:

Yeah, Hammonds, he's got some, he had

:

00:43:56,626 --> 00:43:58,516

some Picard energy there towards the end.

:

00:43:58,516 --> 00:43:59,816

He had some real compassion.

:

00:44:00,351 --> 00:44:01,471

-:

that's just cause he's bald.

:

00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:06,476

-:

Yeah, well, okay, fine, but yeah, I wrote

:

00:44:06,476 --> 00:44:12,116

down in my notes that when he finally,

when General Hammond finally agreed to

:

00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:15,666

let him go, I wrote down in my notes,

, Teal finally passed his speech check.

:

00:44:16,326 --> 00:44:21,446

So I was like, okay, I'll let him go.

:

00:44:21,521 --> 00:44:21,791

-:

Yep.

:

00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:25,871

So, Teal's gonna piece out, , Jack finds

out that they're on a Gould ship and that

:

00:44:25,876 --> 00:44:27,941

the clip show device is fucking with him.

:

00:44:28,441 --> 00:44:30,241

, he finds Sam's and freeze her.

:

00:44:30,591 --> 00:44:36,031

They dodge their captors, find Daniel

free him, and then they find out a bunch

:

00:44:36,031 --> 00:44:39,231

of shit is fake in rapid succession.

:

00:44:39,231 --> 00:44:40,251

Fake doors.

:

00:44:40,521 --> 00:44:41,601

Fake Stargates.

:

00:44:43,251 --> 00:44:44,591

-:

I did appreciate that.

:

00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:49,041

So one, we see O'Neil has stopped

the sedative from going into

:

00:44:49,051 --> 00:44:50,371

his body by pinching it off.

:

00:44:51,101 --> 00:44:56,701

Uh, then he, he knocks out his, his nurse

doctor, , steals the clothes and then

:

00:44:56,711 --> 00:45:01,421

while he, uh, he does a little walkabout

while he's , Agent 47ing, , and then

:

00:45:01,421 --> 00:45:06,321

he wakes up Carter and he's just like,

Hey, you see how I stole the clothes?

:

00:45:06,501 --> 00:45:07,771

Go steal that guy's clothes.

:

00:45:08,001 --> 00:45:09,881

, he actually has to explicitly tell her.

:

00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:13,311

And then when they're wandering

around looking for Daniel Jackson,

:

00:45:13,871 --> 00:45:18,591

I noticed they have absolutely

polar opposite, , jacket buttoning.

:

00:45:20,131 --> 00:45:23,741

He has only buttoned the top

button, , like he's an extra in

:

00:45:24,261 --> 00:45:26,871

a, , a 90s, , Hispanic , gang film.

:

00:45:27,281 --> 00:45:31,361

Uh, and she has only

buttoned the bottom button.

:

00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,671

-:

Oh wow, I didn't catch that at

:

00:45:33,876 --> 00:45:34,416

-:

And I'm just like,

:

00:45:34,571 --> 00:45:36,721

-:

Oh, I'm seeing it right now on the screen.

:

00:45:36,991 --> 00:45:39,241

I got this episode playing

on my TV in the background.

:

00:45:39,241 --> 00:45:40,031

Yeah, that's...

:

00:45:41,821 --> 00:45:42,531

That's interesting.

:

00:45:44,631 --> 00:45:48,131

Yeah, and O'Neal straight up

notices the Stargate and I

:

00:45:48,141 --> 00:45:49,421

appreciate that he said, It's fake.

:

00:45:50,932 --> 00:45:51,492

It's a fake.

:

00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,580

-:

Also, while I do appreciate that

:

00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:03,780

this episode, while being a clip

show, It still has probably 30

:

00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:05,360

minutes of real episode in it.

:

00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:09,140

, Like it's got more real

episode than most clip shows.

:

00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,340

,

-:

:

00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,540

I thought it was really well done.

:

00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:19,760

Like the setup for making a clip

show in the season finale, it

:

00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:24,210

was, the writing was, setting

up this plot is very well done.

:

00:46:24,210 --> 00:46:26,190

I gotta say, very awesome.

:

00:46:26,190 --> 00:46:28,140

I don't have any complaints about it.

:

00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,500

I was super impressed.

:

00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,410

You know, I know I've been hating

on the, hating on the Stargate,

:

00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:33,740

but this one I was very impressed.

:

00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:37,560

-:

the problem I have with this episode

:

00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:44,700

is there are bits where it's like, Oh

no, we are, uh, we're 45 seconds short.

:

00:46:44,990 --> 00:46:45,930

What are we gonna do?

:

00:46:46,950 --> 00:46:51,370

Well, what if O'Neil takes his

sweet time braining this nurse

:

00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:53,340

before he rescues Captain Carter?

:

00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,040

I don't know if this

stood out to you guys.

:

00:46:56,500 --> 00:47:02,380

He walks in, sees this guy like, boopin

on his buttons over, over Captain Carter.

:

00:47:03,430 --> 00:47:05,350

Sneaks over, like in real time.

:

00:47:05,545 --> 00:47:06,045

-:

Oh yeah, that

:

00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:08,760

-:

Quietly picks up a metal canister.

:

00:47:09,290 --> 00:47:10,320

Looks at the guy.

:

00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,572

-:

hee hee

:

00:47:11,710 --> 00:47:13,090

-:

Scooches a little closer.

:

00:47:14,110 --> 00:47:17,770

at him like, he's got like, it, it

felt like he kept waiting for the guy

:

00:47:17,770 --> 00:47:20,570

to like, turn around and go, HUUUH?

:

00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:21,800

So he could clobber him.

:

00:47:22,550 --> 00:47:25,720

And, and I felt like he was just like,

This guy's gotta know it's me now, right?

:

00:47:26,530 --> 00:47:26,880

No?

:

00:47:27,385 --> 00:47:27,625

-:

nope.

:

00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,739

Hee hee hee hee hee Hee hee

:

00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,520

-:

No, he's still not noticing me?

:

00:47:32,190 --> 00:47:34,890

Okay, fine, just clobberst

him in the back of the head.

:

00:47:34,945 --> 00:47:38,495

-:

hee Yeah, that reminded me of another

:

00:47:38,495 --> 00:47:43,485

note I put down, is that , There was some

really weird, when he wakes up Carter,

:

00:47:43,495 --> 00:47:45,805

she's in the middle of a clip show scene.

:

00:47:46,315 --> 00:47:52,195

Where there's some kind of weird fucking

thorn harpoon device that they're doing,

:

00:47:52,310 --> 00:47:54,860

-:

Yeah, it's a bomb with harpoons,

:

00:47:55,015 --> 00:47:57,075

-:

Yeah, and he gets stuck to the wall and

:

00:47:57,075 --> 00:48:02,355

that just, I felt like that added nothing

to the story or the plot here at all.

:

00:48:02,365 --> 00:48:05,875

Like, I don't see how that possibly could

have been relevant, like maybe if I had

:

00:48:05,875 --> 00:48:07,385

seen the episode I would understand.

:

00:48:08,545 --> 00:48:09,015

Or,

:

00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,390

-:

if I'm to make an assumption.

:

00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:16,300

It's because she had just heard

that O'Neil was dead, and she was

:

00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:20,210

remembering a time where where they

thought O'Neil was going to die.

:

00:48:20,295 --> 00:48:21,495

-:

that makes sense, yeah.

:

00:48:22,510 --> 00:48:25,120

-:

Also, am I crazy?

:

00:48:27,055 --> 00:48:27,895

-:

Well, hold up, my other

:

00:48:27,910 --> 00:48:29,830

-:

That that exact thing happened

:

00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,280

in Star Trek Enterprise, right?

:

00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:33,025

-:

Did it?

:

00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:35,235

Someone was harpooned to a wall?

:

00:48:35,805 --> 00:48:38,105

-:

Well, no, Trip gets harpooned with a

:

00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:42,295

mine, or is, uh, it's, I know, uh, uh,

:

00:48:42,405 --> 00:48:43,935

-:

like on a trip miners.

:

00:48:43,945 --> 00:48:44,705

He's on a mine.

:

00:48:44,705 --> 00:48:45,405

Yeah.

:

00:48:45,495 --> 00:48:45,985

-:

uh,

:

00:48:46,205 --> 00:48:47,555

-:

I vaguely remember

:

00:48:47,845 --> 00:48:48,275

-:

Oh!

:

00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:49,605

-:

blanking on the, who's

:

00:48:49,605 --> 00:48:50,775

the tactical officer?

:

00:48:50,955 --> 00:48:52,825

Uh, Reed.

:

00:48:53,915 --> 00:48:56,305

-:

Yeah, Malcolm R Reed, I think is his name.

:

00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:57,515

And, yeah,

:

00:48:57,805 --> 00:48:58,845

-:

Oh no, yeah, okay, I

:

00:48:59,325 --> 00:49:00,425

-:

They're on the outside...

:

00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:04,035

Yeah, they're on the outside of

the ship trying to disarm a mine

:

00:49:04,035 --> 00:49:05,165

that got lodged in the hull.

:

00:49:05,815 --> 00:49:08,025

-:

yeah, and one of them gets harpooned.

:

00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:09,815

-:

Okay, yeah, I think that's,

:

00:49:09,825 --> 00:49:10,735

I think that's right, yeah.

:

00:49:11,325 --> 00:49:15,545

Well, my other theory was that this,

that particular episode and that scene

:

00:49:15,555 --> 00:49:19,245

with the, the harpoon, whatever the

hell it is, , my other theory is that

:

00:49:19,245 --> 00:49:22,495

was a very expensive , episode to

produce, and the producers were like,

:

00:49:22,495 --> 00:49:24,605

we're gonna get our fuckin money out

of this, put it in the clip show.

:

00:49:24,605 --> 00:49:26,359

Ha ha ha ha.

:

00:49:26,359 --> 00:49:27,675

Ha ha ha

:

00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:29,740

-:

While they are getting out there,

:

00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:33,250

though, , Carter does mention that,

, they, , must have been able to detect

:

00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:35,550

the, , the Noctiva in her system.

:

00:49:36,470 --> 00:49:38,080

So, Ja'far, I have to ask you.

:

00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:39,045

-:

ha.

:

00:49:39,755 --> 00:49:40,465

What the hell happened?

:

00:49:43,015 --> 00:49:43,873

But I got the band!

:

00:49:45,063 --> 00:49:45,313

-:

Yes.

:

00:49:45,408 --> 00:49:46,828

-:

Noctiva in her blood?

:

00:49:46,998 --> 00:49:47,840

-:

ha

:

00:49:47,843 --> 00:49:48,773

-:

Oh fuck.

:

00:49:48,923 --> 00:49:49,983

Um,

:

00:49:50,643 --> 00:49:53,712

-:

Ha ha ha ha.

:

00:49:53,743 --> 00:49:54,993

-:

you see, you just have to

:

00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:56,913

parse the tacky on field,

:

00:49:57,873 --> 00:49:58,173

-:

Hmm.

:

00:49:58,393 --> 00:49:59,643

-:

with some positrons.

:

00:50:00,348 --> 00:50:03,928

Uh, yeah, that doesn't make any, it never

:

00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:05,148

-:

While going through a subspace

:

00:50:05,348 --> 00:50:06,268

-:

Well, going through a subspace

:

00:50:06,268 --> 00:50:08,068

anomaly, , wrong type of sci fi bullshit.

:

00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:12,498

, no, this was a thing where, , she had

been poisoned when they were on a trip.

:

00:50:13,618 --> 00:50:17,988

And this is the, , the antidote

was like the local's blood because

:

00:50:17,988 --> 00:50:19,388

they're naturally immune to it.

:

00:50:19,388 --> 00:50:20,178

So this is, uh,

:

00:50:20,288 --> 00:50:21,748

-:

now she's got alien blood.

:

00:50:21,898 --> 00:50:23,818

-:

well, I think it's human aliens,

:

00:50:23,868 --> 00:50:25,848

not alien aliens, but yes.

:

00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:29,308

-:

So she had an alien transfusion

:

00:50:29,308 --> 00:50:30,568

to save her life at some point.

:

00:50:31,248 --> 00:50:32,348

Alien blood transfusion.

:

00:50:32,368 --> 00:50:33,088

That makes sense.

:

00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:33,778

Yeah.

:

00:50:33,868 --> 00:50:34,228

-:

Alright,

:

00:50:35,548 --> 00:50:39,887

-:

yeah,

:

00:50:40,288 --> 00:50:42,498

-:

they, , they make their way back to

:

00:50:42,508 --> 00:50:49,238

the Stargate, , and are looking around

the room, and O'Neil kicks it and

:

00:50:49,238 --> 00:50:55,878

goes, it's fake, uh, and, , I just,

that makes me believe he has, on more

:

00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:59,858

than one occasion, kicked the real

Stargate, he's like, real Stargate

:

00:50:59,858 --> 00:51:03,308

ain't hollow, I know, I know this stuff.

:

00:51:03,768 --> 00:51:04,858

-:

I could see him doing that.

:

00:51:05,108 --> 00:51:05,628

I could see him

:

00:51:05,723 --> 00:51:08,403

-:

Oh, absolutely, it's totally in character.

:

00:51:08,428 --> 00:51:08,508

-:

it!

:

00:51:08,588 --> 00:51:15,198

Yeah, that wasn't the first

time he's kicked the Stargate.

:

00:51:17,678 --> 00:51:18,668

-:

so that while they're kicking the

:

00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:24,768

Stargate half Thor shows up, she wants

information and is going to turn 1 of

:

00:51:24,768 --> 00:51:27,158

the 3 of them into a gold to get it.

:

00:51:27,158 --> 00:51:27,802

Yeah.

:

00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:30,813

-:

I love the line from O'Neal at this point.

:

00:51:30,853 --> 00:51:35,673

I wrote it down because he says, Oh, I so

hoped I'd never see you again in my life.

:

00:51:36,123 --> 00:51:40,033

I am, dude, next month when I have

to go back into work to turn in my

:

00:51:40,033 --> 00:51:43,393

retirement paperwork, I am, there are

so many people I'm going to say that to.

:

00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:47,743

Ah, that was beautiful.

:

00:51:47,936 --> 00:51:49,466

I haven't paid into the pension either.

:

00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:50,906

What'll I do when I retire?

:

00:51:50,986 --> 00:51:52,286

I thought you were retired.

:

00:51:52,356 --> 00:51:54,586

Hey, I don't see you

planning for your old age.

:

00:51:54,646 --> 00:51:55,606

I got plans.

:

00:51:55,776 --> 00:51:58,286

I'm gonna turn my on off switch to off..

:

00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,806

-:

Yeah, , and we end on a cliffhanger.

:

00:52:02,026 --> 00:52:06,866

They all turn down living lives

of luxury in a ghoul court.

:

00:52:08,066 --> 00:52:12,326

, because, well one, it does seem

like, , Hathor is like, Hey, I want

:

00:52:12,326 --> 00:52:16,366

to, like, kill everybody, like all

the other, , big bads you've seen.

:

00:52:16,756 --> 00:52:17,576

Help me out.

:

00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:19,116

And...

:

00:52:20,021 --> 00:52:24,161

, they seem to have a, I'm guessing

from the episode she was in,

:

00:52:24,231 --> 00:52:28,181

a natural predisposition to

be like, Hey, screw you, lady.

:

00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,771

Um,

:

00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:32,546

-:

She doesn't seem very trustworthy, no.

:

00:52:33,021 --> 00:52:34,321

-:

It's just, it's very different

:

00:52:34,321 --> 00:52:36,061

than when we first met Haru Ur.

:

00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:38,251

And they were just like,

hey, let's be buddies.

:

00:52:38,271 --> 00:52:42,761

And he was like, how about I eat you

and I make your children my slaves.

:

00:52:43,061 --> 00:52:45,531

, at least she's just like,

hey, let's be buddies.

:

00:52:45,601 --> 00:52:47,616

And they're like, Ah, fooled me once!

:

00:52:48,226 --> 00:52:49,276

Uh ha ha!

:

00:52:49,636 --> 00:52:50,856

-:

I wrote down in my notes here that,

:

00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:55,846

, when she brings in the Jaffa Goon

that, that has, , the Gua'ul in his

:

00:52:55,846 --> 00:52:58,246

belly, if you have the subtitles on.

:

00:52:58,246 --> 00:53:04,286

When she goes and pulls it out of him to

go implant in one of the SG 1 guys, the

:

00:53:04,316 --> 00:53:07,406

subtitles literally say, wet suction pop.

:

00:53:07,406 --> 00:53:14,076

I have to screen cap that later

and turn it into a meme somehow.

:

00:53:14,516 --> 00:53:15,306

Oh my god.

:

00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,536

Wet suction pop.

:

00:53:17,806 --> 00:53:18,556

What the fuck.

:

00:53:18,786 --> 00:53:20,466

-:

Wet suction pop is the worst

:

00:53:20,496 --> 00:53:22,026

playlist on my Spotify.

:

00:53:22,026 --> 00:53:23,056

Heh heh heh

:

00:53:24,236 --> 00:53:26,916

-:

Alternatively, is it the best

:

00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:28,776

playlist on your Spotify?

:

00:53:29,726 --> 00:53:31,806

-:

That depends on how drunk you are, slash

:

00:53:31,836 --> 00:53:33,106

what kind of drugs you're on, I think.

:

00:53:33,226 --> 00:53:33,796

-:

So.

:

00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,046

-:

Oh

:

00:53:37,206 --> 00:53:37,966

-:

Wet suction

:

00:53:37,966 --> 00:53:42,966

pop is like a genre of music I

would listen to, so I have to,

:

00:53:43,276 --> 00:53:44,300

-:

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

:

00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:44,446

Heh

:

00:53:44,606 --> 00:53:47,416

-:

I do have one, one gator hater point,

:

00:53:47,546 --> 00:53:50,316

ding, for this show, and that is, they

:

00:53:50,376 --> 00:53:52,686

-:

we put the dings in post, Vic,

:

00:53:53,705 --> 00:53:53,835

you.

:

00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:54,165

don't have

:

00:53:54,270 --> 00:53:55,390

-:

Yeah, I

:

00:53:55,405 --> 00:53:56,945

-:

heh heh heh heh heh.

:

00:53:57,090 --> 00:53:58,710

-:

I did notice that they

:

00:53:58,710 --> 00:53:59,870

brought it up twice.

:

00:54:00,190 --> 00:54:03,800

Teal'c and General Hammond

made a point to say it.

:

00:54:03,830 --> 00:54:06,810

And then later in the

episode, Sam Carter says it.

:

00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:12,530

They said, oh, it's really strange

that Serpentor guards And Horus

:

00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,210

Guards are working together.

:

00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,870

And there was not Okay, I

might be wrong, Stargate fans.

:

00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,880

You know, some of you guys

have seen every episode here.

:

00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:21,770

Maybe I missed it.

:

00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:24,380

But there was not a single fucking

Horus Guard in the entire show.

:

00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:25,920

Those were Anubis Guards!

:

00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,600

I I don't know shit about

Egyptology, but I know that!

:

00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,200

I know those were not

Horus, they were Anubis!

:

00:54:33,710 --> 00:54:35,130

How did you not get this right?

:

00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:37,850

Like, for fuck's sake,

they're right there!

:

00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:40,000

With the, the, the jackal faces.

:

00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000

They don't look Horus is a goddamn bird!

:

00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,240

How did you not know this?

:

00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,900

Ah, that irritated the hell out of me.

:

00:54:47,925 --> 00:54:48,035

-:

I

:

00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:51,815

know, and I was really sad because I was

really hoping to see, uh, Alpha Legion

:

00:54:51,815 --> 00:54:53,645

and Black Legion teaming up together.

:

00:54:55,435 --> 00:54:55,655

-:

Is

:

00:54:55,665 --> 00:54:57,775

-:

a joke just for the two people

:

00:54:57,775 --> 00:55:02,235

who know Warhammer enough to be

like, Ah yes, snakes, the alpha

:

00:55:02,235 --> 00:55:04,355

legion, Horus, the black legion,

:

00:55:04,705 --> 00:55:05,880

-:

that, that that sounded

:

00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,810

like a war hammer joke.

:

00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,680

. So, yeah.

:

00:55:08,985 --> 00:55:09,275

Yeah.

:

00:55:09,925 --> 00:55:14,855

-:

So, Vic, you see, the Horus heresy.

:

00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:16,240

-:

somewhat familiar with that, that

:

00:55:16,395 --> 00:55:17,125

-:

Please no.

:

00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,240

-:

I do love the lore of War Hammer 40 K,

:

00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,731

just not the people who play the game.

:

00:55:22,205 --> 00:55:22,845

-:

Fair.

:

00:55:23,365 --> 00:55:24,375

-:

and I both play the game.

:

00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,065

Oh,

:

00:55:26,130 --> 00:55:27,180

-:

this discussion before.

:

00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:28,110

You guys are cool,

:

00:55:28,215 --> 00:55:29,435

-:

I also don't like people

:

00:55:29,435 --> 00:55:30,315

who play Warhammer.

:

00:55:30,585 --> 00:55:31,415

Mostly.

:

00:55:31,855 --> 00:55:33,515

There's a handful of exceptions.

:

00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,220

And I knew enough of them

to actually start playing.

:

00:55:37,090 --> 00:55:37,390

-:

Yeah.

:

00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:40,170

-:

speaking of playing the game, who do

:

00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,040

you guys think is getting this gauled?

:

00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,390

I mean, besides clearly none of

them, because it doesn't matter.

:

00:55:45,390 --> 00:55:46,860

And we're not watching the next episode.

:

00:55:47,370 --> 00:55:50,410

But hypothetically,

:

00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:52,815

-:

Carter.

:

00:55:54,715 --> 00:55:55,125

Oh yeah.

:

00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:56,770

-:

Yeah, I

:

00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:57,130

mean,

:

00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:58,530

-:

sense, because I got the

:

00:55:58,530 --> 00:56:02,320

impression that Daniel Jackson

had, has been goulded before.

:

00:56:02,870 --> 00:56:07,870

And, , obviously, , O'Neal has,

because she did, we got the clip of her

:

00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,610

cutting an X in his fucking stomach.

:

00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,680

So he probably had it at one point.

:

00:56:11,830 --> 00:56:12,620

So that leaves Carter.

:

00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:13,650

She's gotta be the only one.

:

00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:14,420

It's her turn.

:

00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:14,910

Yep.

:

00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:16,112

Yeah.

:

00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:17,320

-:

Checks out.

:

00:56:18,745 --> 00:56:22,825

-:

also, I felt like this is absolutely,

:

00:56:22,845 --> 00:56:31,255

like, The, the cheap:

sci fi titillation we could get,

:

00:56:31,285 --> 00:56:36,155

where it's, you know, Hathor comes

up and is waving a phallic alien in

:

00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:40,550

Carter's face, and it's just like,

You can see this is suggestive, right?

:

00:56:40,550 --> 00:56:43,110

And it's like, yes we

can, yes we can, Showtime.

:

00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:44,610

It's like, alright, can you tell?

:

00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:45,230

Can you tell?

:

00:56:45,230 --> 00:56:46,630

It's like, we got it.

:

00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:48,370

More snake in the face.

:

00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:51,235

-:

Honestly,

:

00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:51,560

-:

face.

:

00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,610

I think we got your episode title here.

:

00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,560

Snake in the face.

:

00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:56,435

-:

we haven't seen any nudity.

:

00:56:57,475 --> 00:56:59,075

Showtime has nudity, right?

:

00:56:59,890 --> 00:57:02,530

-:

assuming this is the edits that

:

00:57:02,530 --> 00:57:05,130

went back after Sci Fi bought the

:

00:57:05,315 --> 00:57:06,625

-:

Oh.

:

00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,550

-:

could have sworn that in the

:

00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,950

pilot episode, the blonde girl

who got kidnapped, I could

:

00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:13,520

have sworn we saw her boobs.

:

00:57:13,870 --> 00:57:17,160

But maybe that's just my

teenage brain wishful thinking,

:

00:57:17,420 --> 00:57:18,740

remembering when I first saw it.

:

00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,260

I could have sworn there

was nudity, but, oh well.

:

00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,330

-:

Not in the version that

:

00:57:24,330 --> 00:57:25,840

is on, , Amazon Prime.

:

00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,110

-:

I'm sure there's some fan art out there.

:

00:57:29,745 --> 00:57:30,385

-:

I'm not

:

00:57:30,550 --> 00:57:33,100

-:

I am not I am not looking

:

00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,340

up Stargate, , Rule 34.

:

00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:35,830

-:

Oh, come

:

00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:36,775

-:

doesn't need to see

:

00:57:36,910 --> 00:57:37,610

-:

Come on!

:

00:57:38,010 --> 00:57:38,700

Do it!

:

00:57:38,700 --> 00:57:53,960

Oh, scary.

:

00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,630

-:

Oh, dang it, that's another episode where

:

00:57:55,630 --> 00:58:00,750

I forgot to, to visually, or verbally

say, The chevrons are locked, the

:

00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,740

lights are on, it's alien fighting time.

:

00:58:03,770 --> 00:58:08,980

Which, I wanted to make sure

I said, because, Vic, we still

:

00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:10,310

haven't talked about BattleBots.

:

00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,740

-:

Oh, dude, we, oh my god,

:

00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:15,260

that, whoo, prepare yourself.

:

00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:18,470

Dude, clear your calendar because

I fucking love BattleBots, man.

:

00:58:18,490 --> 00:58:22,890

My, my, my, , shameless drop, my page,

Dominion Media Television, is officially

:

00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:24,830

sponsoring Team Bloodsport next year.

:

00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:28,090

So, , yeah, I'm super

fucking excited about that.

:

00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,770

, yeah, they're gonna put my little

logo on the bot for a couple fights.

:

00:58:31,830 --> 00:58:34,100

I'm so fucking stoked.

:

00:58:34,530 --> 00:58:35,520

So, but edit

:

00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:37,560

-:

Well, if you ever want to, if you ever

:

00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:44,420

want to talk about the reality of being

on seasons 3 and 4, holler at your guy.

:

00:58:45,185 --> 00:58:47,185

-:

Oh, dude, we're, we're, we're, we're

:

00:58:47,185 --> 00:58:48,575

gonna, yeah, we're gonna have some chats.

:

00:58:48,715 --> 00:58:50,465

Cause, yeah, I wanna know all about it.

:

00:58:50,510 --> 00:58:52,710

-:

Our group chat is going to be ignored

:

00:58:52,710 --> 00:58:54,590

by me for the next three days.

:

00:58:55,355 --> 00:58:55,505

-:

Ha

:

00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,520

-:

have at boys.

:

00:58:56,597 --> 00:58:57,235

-:

ha ha ha.

:

00:58:57,235 --> 00:58:57,805

Awesome.

:

00:58:59,335 --> 00:58:59,695

Yeah.

:

00:58:59,815 --> 00:59:00,065

-:

right.

:

00:59:00,065 --> 00:59:04,205

Well, so we end on a cliffhanger

now it is time for our predictions.

:

00:59:04,585 --> 00:59:05,545

-:

Yes it is.

:

00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,200

-:

got to talk about how far we're

:

00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,210

going ahead before we make those

:

00:59:09,465 --> 00:59:10,705

-:

Oh, yeah, let's do that first.

:

00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:13,180

-:

let me, , let me roll some dice here.

:

00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,370

19.

:

00:59:18,085 --> 00:59:18,485

-:

Whoa!

:

00:59:18,485 --> 00:59:20,552

So, season three...

:

00:59:20,670 --> 00:59:21,470

-:

We're going to go to.

:

00:59:21,931 --> 00:59:22,620

-:

New...

:

00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:23,309

Oh,

:

00:59:23,395 --> 00:59:25,435

-:

finale, season three, episode 19

:

00:59:25,855 --> 00:59:27,905

new ground, I've got it pulled up.

:

00:59:27,905 --> 00:59:28,695

You don't need to look it up

:

00:59:29,305 --> 00:59:30,985

-:

Oh, it's a terrible flash animation

:

00:59:32,885 --> 00:59:34,005

-:

new grounds.

:

00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:35,035

-:

that thing in a while.

:

00:59:35,855 --> 00:59:36,295

Nice.

:

00:59:36,345 --> 00:59:37,055

New ground.

:

00:59:37,185 --> 00:59:38,845

-:

but before we, \, make those

:

00:59:38,865 --> 00:59:43,405

predictions, Vic, why don't you

pull up the lab results for us

:

00:59:43,895 --> 00:59:45,505

-:

I'm getting those just now.

:

00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:49,735

Uh, they're, they're, the live

results are coming in just now.

:

00:59:49,745 --> 00:59:50,835

Let me, , get the envelope here.

:

00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:51,215

-:

All

:

00:59:51,275 --> 00:59:53,475

-:

and your a1c is a little high

:

00:59:53,545 --> 00:59:53,935

-:

no.

:

00:59:54,085 --> 00:59:54,375

-:

What?

:

00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:56,945

Wait, what?

:

00:59:56,975 --> 00:59:58,505

-:

I was that was a that was

:

00:59:58,505 --> 01:00:00,045

a lab results joke Vic

:

01:00:00,065 --> 01:00:01,825

not not an actual problem

with the recording

:

01:00:02,275 --> 01:00:03,175

-:

I thought, I thought that was

:

01:00:03,175 --> 01:00:04,425

podcast jargon for a second.

:

01:00:04,785 --> 01:00:05,135

-:

No

:

01:00:05,595 --> 01:00:06,045

-:

No,

:

01:00:06,495 --> 01:00:08,215

-:

So I do have to admit, uh, that

:

01:00:08,255 --> 01:00:09,815

I, I will, full disclosure.

:

01:00:10,055 --> 01:00:13,675

, I procrastinated and forgot about

sending this down to the lab.

:

01:00:13,675 --> 01:00:15,965

So I only, Oh, wow, exactly

:

01:00:16,065 --> 01:00:16,965

-:

then we can hold off on it

:

01:00:17,275 --> 01:00:18,245

-:

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

:

01:00:18,455 --> 01:00:19,505

The lab rats came through.

:

01:00:19,845 --> 01:00:21,715

We got, , 83 votes

:

01:00:22,005 --> 01:00:22,225

on

:

01:00:22,535 --> 01:00:24,225

-:

more than we've read normally.

:

01:00:24,905 --> 01:00:25,545

-:

I know, right?

:

01:00:26,985 --> 01:00:28,255

This was very impressive.

:

01:00:28,275 --> 01:00:31,495

And also I haven't heard back from

Angela, the gatekeeper on this one.

:

01:00:31,815 --> 01:00:33,475

, cause she's out doing

Thanksgiving with family.

:

01:00:33,475 --> 01:00:35,035

So we'll just go straight off of the.

:

01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,640

She'll come, we'll come back

to her next week just in case

:

01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,630

there's any discrepancies.

:

01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,160

So, all right.

:

01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:45,060

Uh, so, first off, who had, , they

find a Celtic themed planet?

:

01:00:45,070 --> 01:00:45,740

-:

That's me.

:

01:00:45,820 --> 01:00:49,090

-:

Eugéphère, and that one with...

:

01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:50,830

Fifteen votes?

:

01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,160

I'm gonna say that is confirmed.

:

01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:54,040

We think we have a Celtic themed planet.

:

01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:59,570

Although, I did notice in the comments,

some Lab Rats, uh, got Celtic and

:

01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:01,940

Nordic, uh, culture kind of mixed up.

:

01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:01,960

Pfft.

:

01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,800

Hehehehe.

:

01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,560

Because someone mentioned, I won't mention

his name, but someone said, But all, all

:

01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,390

of Thor's planets are essentially Celtic?

:

01:01:08,390 --> 01:01:09,743

They're like, No dude, that's Nordic.

:

01:01:09,743 --> 01:01:10,306

That's

:

01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:11,420

-:

White people all

:

01:01:11,432 --> 01:01:11,995

-:

hehehehe.

:

01:01:12,535 --> 01:01:17,135

That is true, and , speaking of, actually

not so much, , the next, your next

:

01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:21,185

prediction was they find a Native American

themed planet, 21 votes, let's call

:

01:01:21,185 --> 01:01:23,655

that one confirmed as well, so good job

:

01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:24,650

-:

Hopefully it

:

01:01:24,650 --> 01:01:25,810

-:

the next question is, More

:

01:01:25,810 --> 01:01:28,280

or less racist than TNG?

:

01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:29,010

Uh,

:

01:01:29,095 --> 01:01:30,835

-:

that is a good question, I would love

:

01:01:30,835 --> 01:01:35,145

to know that, , and your next prediction

was it turns out Jesus was a Gua'uld?

:

01:01:35,495 --> 01:01:38,815

, that one is still in the air, only

got three votes on that one, and

:

01:01:38,815 --> 01:01:41,855

those were the same three guys

who voted on everything in this.

:

01:01:42,255 --> 01:01:42,745

So.

:

01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:43,460

-:

Boo.

:

01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,820

Three guys.

:

01:01:45,095 --> 01:01:47,215

-:

Listen, lab rats, just because

:

01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:49,655

there's a button, you don't

have to click on it, okay?

:

01:01:50,221 --> 01:01:50,908

Push the button.

:

01:01:50,908 --> 01:01:52,495

What are you doing?

:

01:01:52,495 --> 01:01:54,478

I'm just playing a little.

:

01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:55,271

Come on!

:

01:01:55,271 --> 01:01:56,461

Push the button!

:

01:01:56,461 --> 01:01:56,858

Yeah!

:

01:01:56,858 --> 01:01:57,651

Come on!

:

01:01:57,651 --> 01:01:58,048

Push

:

01:01:58,107 --> 01:01:58,667

-:

Come on, guys.

:

01:01:59,447 --> 01:02:01,277

Ha ha ha ha!

:

01:02:01,357 --> 01:02:06,227

Alright, so, this next set of three

predictions, this was, these were mine.

:

01:02:06,227 --> 01:02:11,607

My prediction that there was a body

swap episode, that one came in with...

:

01:02:12,512 --> 01:02:15,312

Eighteen votes, so we're gonna

call that one confirmed as well.

:

01:02:15,322 --> 01:02:15,882

Yeah!

:

01:02:16,672 --> 01:02:20,002

Uh, Teal gets a human

girlfriend and or admirer.

:

01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:24,282

I got, uh, I'm gonna say, I

got five votes, so we're gonna

:

01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:25,772

call that one maybe for now.

:

01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:28,722

Uh, I, I honestly think Dr.

:

01:02:28,722 --> 01:02:31,522

Frasier from this episode

is his love interest.

:

01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:35,307

Cause she, they did mention

that she stayed by his side

:

01:02:35,307 --> 01:02:36,537

for what, three weeks straight?

:

01:02:36,827 --> 01:02:40,447

While he was in the, it was like,

lady, don't you got some work to do?

:

01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:41,227

You're a doctor.

:

01:02:41,227 --> 01:02:43,737

Alright?

:

01:02:43,812 --> 01:02:44,632

-:

else is dead!

:

01:02:44,852 --> 01:02:45,012

I don't

:

01:02:45,117 --> 01:02:46,027

-:

Well that's a good point, yeah, she

:

01:02:46,027 --> 01:02:46,997

doesn't have anything else to do.

:

01:02:47,367 --> 01:02:52,247

And then my third prediction, , 18 votes,

calling this one confirmed, Daniel Jackson

:

01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,557

dies and is resurrected at least once.

:

01:02:55,327 --> 01:02:57,047

That, that absolutely has to happen.

:

01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:04,517

Uh, so next we have, uh, although I

will ask Angela for this clarification

:

01:03:04,537 --> 01:03:08,217

because Daniel Jackson died in

the movie and was resurrected.

:

01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:12,267

So I'm not sure if I made it clear

that this is an SG one prediction.

:

01:03:12,267 --> 01:03:13,287

So we'll

:

01:03:13,492 --> 01:03:15,052

-:

We'll get clarification on it.

:

01:03:15,467 --> 01:03:15,807

-:

Yeah.

:

01:03:16,597 --> 01:03:18,227

And next up are Ben's predictions.

:

01:03:18,277 --> 01:03:20,877

Uh, Carter's dad never returns.

:

01:03:21,727 --> 01:03:23,697

That's a, that's, that's a definite zero.

:

01:03:23,847 --> 01:03:26,947

So it looks like Carter's dad, it

becomes a reoccurring character.

:

01:03:27,677 --> 01:03:33,557

Uh, also, also zero points on,

uh, Armin the Reporter's story

:

01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,357

getting leaked to the news.

:

01:03:35,737 --> 01:03:37,257

Also got zero votes as that as well.

:

01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:38,047

Yeah.

:

01:03:38,377 --> 01:03:41,067

Which I'm not, I'm not sure, I

really feel like that happens.

:

01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:46,137

There's no way this entire show happens

without SG 1 being in the news somehow

:

01:03:46,147 --> 01:03:47,967

and becoming public knowledge that, yeah.

:

01:03:48,902 --> 01:03:50,052

-:

it also would feel weird for

:

01:03:50,052 --> 01:03:54,222

him to, like, Hey, we wrote this

character, he dies blaming O'Neil,

:

01:03:54,692 --> 01:03:57,032

And now that thread is just done.

:

01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:57,697

-:

Yeah.

:

01:03:57,697 --> 01:04:02,677

And finally, uh, the SG 1

heroes team up with Apophis.

:

01:04:03,802 --> 01:04:05,372

To take down Herroror.

:

01:04:05,862 --> 01:04:08,712

Uh, four boats for that one, so

put a pin in that one as well.

:

01:04:08,722 --> 01:04:10,992

That one, , it's, that was, yeah.

:

01:04:11,002 --> 01:04:12,672

That seems like that's, that's possible.

:

01:04:12,672 --> 01:04:15,802

I think we got some hints of that

in the, in some of the flashbacks

:

01:04:15,802 --> 01:04:17,152

in this episode, as well.

:

01:04:18,282 --> 01:04:21,022

So there we are, ... I was gonna

ask if, Jaffer, do you have a

:

01:04:21,032 --> 01:04:22,822

running tally for us so far, or...

:

01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:24,602

I know you've got a

spreadsheet for everything,

:

01:04:24,702 --> 01:04:27,892

-:

I have not been keeping track of your

:

01:04:27,892 --> 01:04:32,532

individual scores because I don't care.

:

01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,142

I have been,

:

01:04:35,782 --> 01:04:35,932

-:

hah.

:

01:04:36,062 --> 01:04:37,952

-:

I know how many points I have.

:

01:04:38,162 --> 01:04:39,952

If you give me a moment, I can add it up.

:

01:04:41,292 --> 01:04:42,442

-:

That's okay, we do not

:

01:04:42,442 --> 01:04:43,221

need to do that now.

:

01:04:43,407 --> 01:04:44,957

-:

yeah, for, for next episode I'll,

:

01:04:44,957 --> 01:04:47,407

cause I know the listeners want to

know who, , what the current score

:

01:04:47,407 --> 01:04:51,227

is, but, , for, I'll, I'll make that

my homework for next podcast episode.

:

01:04:51,227 --> 01:04:55,697

I'll go through all the, all

the, , polls we have in the lab

:

01:04:55,797 --> 01:05:00,757

and add up, get a, An estimate of

a tally of, of where the scores

:

01:05:00,822 --> 01:05:01,342

-:

It works.

:

01:05:01,387 --> 01:05:02,387

-:

Cause yeah, we won't know for sure

:

01:05:02,387 --> 01:05:04,197

until the very last episode, so.

:

01:05:05,682 --> 01:05:06,852

-:

Alright, well I'll go with

:

01:05:06,852 --> 01:05:08,402

mine first, start us off.

:

01:05:09,022 --> 01:05:11,352

Lincoln, what are you doing up there?

:

01:05:11,832 --> 01:05:12,312

Guessing.

:

01:05:13,602 --> 01:05:16,672

I guess no one's coming.

:

01:05:16,672 --> 01:05:19,062

I have seen into the future.

:

01:05:19,062 --> 01:05:20,542

You ruined the prophecy.

:

01:05:21,029 --> 01:05:24,069

-:

So my daytime, Teal'c saves the day.

:

01:05:26,019 --> 01:05:28,019

Teal'c shows up, rescues our, our

:

01:05:28,288 --> 01:05:30,049

-:

From this current situation.

:

01:05:30,299 --> 01:05:31,209

-:

From this current

:

01:05:31,509 --> 01:05:32,069

-:

So in

:

01:05:32,074 --> 01:05:32,934

-:

Oh, okay.

:

01:05:32,999 --> 01:05:35,019

-:

in season three, episode

:

01:05:35,019 --> 01:05:38,729

one, Teal'c rescues, okay.

:

01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:39,669

-:

Yes.

:

01:05:40,249 --> 01:05:41,159

-:

Just want to be clear here

:

01:05:41,219 --> 01:05:43,329

-:

not just in general, at some point

:

01:05:43,329 --> 01:05:45,009

in the series, Teal'c saves the day!

:

01:05:45,139 --> 01:05:46,239

-:

I

:

01:05:46,594 --> 01:05:47,564

-:

That's a legit prediction.

:

01:05:47,574 --> 01:05:48,864

He, he seems like he saved...

:

01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:50,288

-:

think he saves the day

:

01:05:50,364 --> 01:05:51,324

-:

the SG 1 team...

:

01:05:52,084 --> 01:05:52,404

Yeah,

:

01:05:52,474 --> 01:05:55,604

I'm sure everyone there owes him,

owes him their life at least once.

:

01:05:56,809 --> 01:05:57,999

-:

my evening prediction?

:

01:05:58,559 --> 01:06:03,179

SG 1 does eventually

team up with some gold.

:

01:06:04,584 --> 01:06:04,994

-:

Team's

:

01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:07,329

-:

Not necessarily saying who, but at

:

01:06:07,329 --> 01:06:08,829

some point they team up with one

:

01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:09,189

-:

Damn it.

:

01:06:09,209 --> 01:06:10,469

I had that written down.

:

01:06:11,649 --> 01:06:12,699

-:

You can still okay.

:

01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:13,389

And

:

01:06:13,538 --> 01:06:15,159

-:

we've never had done a dual prediction.

:

01:06:15,159 --> 01:06:15,969

Is that allowed?

:

01:06:16,134 --> 01:06:16,534

-:

wait.

:

01:06:16,788 --> 01:06:17,549

-:

Yeah, we have!

:

01:06:17,999 --> 01:06:18,479

We've done dual

:

01:06:18,749 --> 01:06:19,319

-:

Have we?

:

01:06:20,194 --> 01:06:22,094

-:

Well, let's, well, let's clarify

:

01:06:22,094 --> 01:06:22,244

here.

:

01:06:23,899 --> 01:06:24,589

Let's clarify here.

:

01:06:24,609 --> 01:06:30,219

Are you saying that they team up with

a particular individual or one of

:

01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:32,829

like the System Lords, , boss guys?

:

01:06:33,819 --> 01:06:34,599

-:

a Gawuld.

:

01:06:34,639 --> 01:06:35,299

Somebody

:

01:06:35,670 --> 01:06:36,101

-:

gewd.

:

01:06:36,101 --> 01:06:36,533

Yeah.

:

01:06:36,533 --> 01:06:37,395

Teal'c's a

:

01:06:37,439 --> 01:06:38,629

-:

Like, would they get another Teal

:

01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:40,929

-:

No, not a Jaffa.

:

01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:42,999

-:

Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

:

01:06:43,049 --> 01:06:43,369

Yeah.

:

01:06:45,129 --> 01:06:45,489

-:

Yeah.

:

01:06:46,029 --> 01:06:49,269

So not somebody who's incubating

a Gawuld, somebody who they

:

01:06:49,269 --> 01:06:51,169

have been overcome by a Gawuld.

:

01:06:51,219 --> 01:06:51,829

-:

gotcha, gotcha.

:

01:06:53,639 --> 01:06:54,929

-:

and then my prime time?

:

01:06:56,199 --> 01:06:59,439

And I'm going to be clear about

this because, Ja'far, we've had,

:

01:06:59,629 --> 01:07:02,619

we've had some instances where

this verbiage has mattered.

:

01:07:03,569 --> 01:07:08,339

Not necessarily that we see

them, but in the run of SG 1,

:

01:07:08,419 --> 01:07:10,869

there are two more clip shows.

:

01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:12,489

-:

Two more clip shows?

:

01:07:12,549 --> 01:07:13,029

Okay.

:

01:07:13,089 --> 01:07:15,169

-:

from this point forward or

:

01:07:15,229 --> 01:07:17,919

total, because if we missed one

:

01:07:17,929 --> 01:07:19,849

-:

a total of at least three.

:

01:07:20,579 --> 01:07:21,009

-:

Okay.

:

01:07:21,339 --> 01:07:21,659

-:

Okay.

:

01:07:21,669 --> 01:07:25,449

So if there was one in season one,

it would count towards the two.

:

01:07:26,939 --> 01:07:28,639

Okay, that's fair.

:

01:07:28,769 --> 01:07:29,079

Yeah, no,

:

01:07:29,119 --> 01:07:29,899

-:

I don't, I don't think

:

01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:31,079

-:

God, I hope there is not a

:

01:07:31,149 --> 01:07:34,439

season one, season one clip show.

:

01:07:34,589 --> 01:07:36,049

-:

That screams of desperation.

:

01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:38,379

If they did.

:

01:07:39,449 --> 01:07:41,329

Alright, , Ja'far, are you

ready or should I go next?

:

01:07:41,879 --> 01:07:42,579

-:

I can do mine.

:

01:07:43,899 --> 01:07:44,129

-:

Alright, cool.

:

01:07:44,469 --> 01:07:48,119

-:

Uh, so my daytime prediction is just kind

:

01:07:48,119 --> 01:07:52,409

of a shot in the dark, but given some of

the actors that we've seen on this show,

:

01:07:53,259 --> 01:07:55,529

I'm expecting Clancy Brown to show up.

:

01:07:56,629 --> 01:07:57,619

-:

Ooooooh.

:

01:07:57,849 --> 01:07:59,249

-:

So I'm just going to throw it out there.

:

01:07:59,299 --> 01:08:02,299

Clancy Brown, at some point in

this show, I have not checked his

:

01:08:02,299 --> 01:08:06,819

IMDB page in a long enough time

where I feel like this is a safe.

:

01:08:06,819 --> 01:08:08,909

I haven't had to check it

for, , who are you or anything.

:

01:08:10,029 --> 01:08:11,719

-:

Okay, I do not know who that is,

:

01:08:11,719 --> 01:08:12,499

so I'm gonna have to look them

:

01:08:12,644 --> 01:08:13,264

-:

You do.

:

01:08:13,444 --> 01:08:14,194

I promise you

:

01:08:14,254 --> 01:08:14,574

-:

Okay.

:

01:08:15,309 --> 01:08:17,599

-:

Uh, he's the Kurgan from, , Highlander.

:

01:08:18,663 --> 01:08:20,124

-:

Ah, geez dude, I haven't seen

:

01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:20,698

-:

He's the bad

:

01:08:20,698 --> 01:08:21,038

guy.

:

01:08:21,429 --> 01:08:22,719

,

-:

:

01:08:23,029 --> 01:08:23,769

-:

Does he have like a really

:

01:08:23,769 --> 01:08:24,679

gruff voice like this?

:

01:08:24,679 --> 01:08:25,709

Does he talk like this?

:

01:08:26,453 --> 01:08:28,033

-:

he has a very gravelly voice.

:

01:08:28,113 --> 01:08:31,004

He's the drill sergeant

in Starship Troopers.

:

01:08:31,344 --> 01:08:35,084

The enemy cannot push a button

if you disable his hand.

:

01:08:36,198 --> 01:08:37,089

-:

Oh, okay!

:

01:08:37,328 --> 01:08:37,589

Huh,

:

01:08:37,734 --> 01:08:38,084

-:

you're,

:

01:08:38,304 --> 01:08:40,014

,

-:

:

01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:40,374

Okay.

:

01:08:41,344 --> 01:08:43,064

-:

my evening, same as Ben.

:

01:08:43,354 --> 01:08:45,684

They eventually team up

with one of these golds.

:

01:08:46,663 --> 01:08:48,264

-:

Okay, now, now, clarification

:

01:08:48,354 --> 01:08:49,814

-:

do the exact same as Ben.

:

01:08:50,243 --> 01:08:53,323

Uh, just for the sake of

making the poll easier.

:

01:08:53,693 --> 01:08:56,113

Uh, I will make no distinctions.

:

01:08:56,283 --> 01:08:59,434

I think if we weren't doing the polls,

I might make it a little different.

:

01:08:59,674 --> 01:09:02,814

But we are already confusing

the lab rats enough.

:

01:09:02,814 --> 01:09:05,464

I feel like with some of these

don't want to make it worse.

:

01:09:05,464 --> 01:09:08,464

Um,

:

01:09:08,618 --> 01:09:10,139

-:

Cause it actually, it's annoying

:

01:09:10,139 --> 01:09:13,549

when I have to type in more than

eight, because, because of the way

:

01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:16,969

the keyboard works, I have to close

it down and then open a new window.

:

01:09:16,969 --> 01:09:17,738

So, this'll work!

:

01:09:17,769 --> 01:09:19,229

You're making it easier

on me, just with...

:

01:09:20,724 --> 01:09:23,794

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and then, uh, finally we've had some

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religious figures, uh, you know, like

the some of the Pharaohs and stuff.

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I threw out

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Ja'far?

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Who's

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I, I want to do another,

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someone famous, uh, historical

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figure was

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Sagan is a ghoul.

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Carl

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actually, I've written down

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that Play Doh was an alien

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Plato is an alien.

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That's, okay,

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as my prime time.

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I figure that's.

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Uh, that's three point

worthy for kind of out there

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That's definitely three point

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I will say, I appreciate that because,

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uh, Plato is very important to me.

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Plato is part of how I

knew I loved my wife.

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Because we were sitting at a

coffee shop at one point, and I

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was talking about Aristotle, and

mentioned he was a student of Plato.

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And my wife, girlfriend at the time,

goes, I'm also a student of Plato.

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I love making shapes.

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I'm like, I love this woman.

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I'm going to marry her.

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And I

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It's a good

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Alright, so now it's my turn.

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, I'm going to, so I've written two

predictions down so far, , I'll just

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have to make the third one off the spot.

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So, , for my morning, daytime

prediction, , I'm going to say, and

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01:10:38,378 --> 01:10:41,008

I've meant to bring this up before on

the show, I just keep forgetting to.

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01:10:41,258 --> 01:10:46,158

, I think it's kind of stupid and

fucked up that the whole Stargate

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Command is just the United States.

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01:10:49,823 --> 01:10:52,452

Like, in the last episode we covered,

they were talking about how they

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01:10:52,452 --> 01:10:55,583

can't let it leak to other nations,

and I paused for a second, and I

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01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:56,673

was like, hold up, hold up, hold up.

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01:10:57,103 --> 01:11:01,653

You guys are fighting aliens hell bent

on exterminating the planet Earth,

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and you're just letting the United

States handle this on their own?

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01:11:06,133 --> 01:11:07,013

That's stupid.

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01:11:07,383 --> 01:11:08,202

Come on, guys.

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01:11:08,202 --> 01:11:08,783

What the fuck?

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01:11:09,393 --> 01:11:14,793

So, my prediction is, they're going

to open up the SG Stargate Command,

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they're gonna get other nations in on it.

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01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:17,823

Like, they have to.

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01:11:17,863 --> 01:11:18,093

Come on.

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01:11:18,513 --> 01:11:22,523

Like, like, you cannot, you cannot

expect the US to hold off this

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01:11:22,523 --> 01:11:23,823

entire alien invasion fleet.

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So that's my daytime.

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01:11:25,483 --> 01:11:26,073

Okay, evening.

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01:11:26,183 --> 01:11:27,413

Yeah, I'll get this right one day.

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01:11:27,923 --> 01:11:32,843

My evening prediction is that

Teal'c liberates some Jaffa.

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01:11:33,693 --> 01:11:38,153

Out there, like, the, he's gonna go find

a group of Jaffa and he's gonna, he's

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01:11:38,153 --> 01:11:40,313

gonna release them from their, yeah.

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01:11:40,743 --> 01:11:43,613

And he's gonna have, he's gonna be

leader of his own little Jaffa gang.

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01:11:44,163 --> 01:11:46,313

And they're, he's gonna be

teaching them how to live in

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01:11:46,313 --> 01:11:47,633

the world on Earth and stuff.

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01:11:48,463 --> 01:11:51,153

And, okay, so now for

my primetime prediction.

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01:11:51,923 --> 01:11:55,433

, I'm going to say, just making this

up off the top of my head, that...

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The president, we find out

the president is a Gould.

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01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:02,023

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alright.

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01:12:02,728 --> 01:12:04,988

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Weirder shit has probably

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01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,098

happened in the show.

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01:12:06,863 --> 01:12:09,883

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Yep, the president has

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01:12:09,883 --> 01:12:11,043

been replaced by a Gould.

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01:12:11,073 --> 01:12:11,313

Yep.

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01:12:12,058 --> 01:12:12,768

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All right.

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01:12:13,108 --> 01:12:16,498

Well, we'll be watching season

three, episode 19, New Ground.

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01:12:17,038 --> 01:12:22,198

The SG 1 team travels to Bedrosia where

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01:12:22,278 --> 01:12:23,458

unknown to them.

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01:12:23,893 --> 01:12:26,513

The planet's two cultures

have been at war.

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01:12:28,213 --> 01:12:30,246

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This, okay, this sounds like

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01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:33,157

some, some good sci fi right here.

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01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:33,573

Bedrosia?

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01:12:33,573 --> 01:12:34,241

Ha

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01:12:34,883 --> 01:12:36,003

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don't know how it's actually

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01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:40,113

pronounced because we haven't watched

the episode and I can't check it.

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01:12:40,723 --> 01:12:43,813

So, that's how I read it,

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01:12:44,873 --> 01:12:46,923

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This sounds, this sounds like the

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01:12:46,933 --> 01:12:51,673

name of a setting in a, in a fantasy,

in a sleazy fantasy romance novel.

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01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:52,503

Like Bedrosia.

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01:12:52,503 --> 01:12:56,963

Ha ha ha ha.

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01:12:59,763 --> 01:13:01,623

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well that's that.

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01:13:03,473 --> 01:13:04,163

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ha ha

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01:13:04,303 --> 01:13:05,493

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I already made my predictions, Ben.

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01:13:06,543 --> 01:13:08,033

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No, you have to thank R.

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01:13:08,033 --> 01:13:08,213

I.

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01:13:08,223 --> 01:13:08,243

P.

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01:13:08,633 --> 01:13:10,853

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Oh, I mean anyone can think right.

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01:13:11,202 --> 01:13:12,813

Everyone can think right.

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01:13:12,983 --> 01:13:14,183

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Everyone should thank R.

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01:13:14,183 --> 01:13:14,373

I.

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01:13:14,383 --> 01:13:14,403

P.

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01:13:15,088 --> 01:13:16,818

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for letting them use goon

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01:13:16,818 --> 01:13:19,838

squad, letting us use goon

squad as our lovely theme music.

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01:13:20,058 --> 01:13:23,258

Even if it has gotten every single

episode flagged for copyright

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01:13:23,258 --> 01:13:24,608

by YouTube that we put up.

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01:13:24,998 --> 01:13:28,248

, even though we have the permission

we've got, we're, we're good.

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01:13:28,548 --> 01:13:31,798

, I put it, I even put in a claim and

they're all like, no, you don't.

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01:13:32,148 --> 01:13:34,858

And I'm all like, okay,

automated bot thing.

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01:13:34,878 --> 01:13:40,308

I don't give a shit what you

actually say, but I do give a shit.

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01:13:40,683 --> 01:13:43,423

What Ripe has to say, because

they let us use Goon Squad,

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photograph of a television that you have

put under Creative Commons so that we

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01:13:50,443 --> 01:13:52,793

can, , use it for our podcast artwork.

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01:13:53,618 --> 01:13:55,718

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And thank you to, , Angela the Gatekeeper

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for your expert, , Stargate wisdom.

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01:13:57,728 --> 01:14:01,698

And thank you, Dominion Media Research

Lab and all the lab rats there.

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And if you enjoy our podcast, , feel free

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And we will see you next

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Last Time On
Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

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