Stargate SG1 S2E22 - Return To Crab
It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!
Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer run head first into a clip show. Xhafer maybe catches a gaff, Victor still does his own foley work, and Ben explains how atheism is a religion.
Transcript
xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Hello and welcome to Last Time On.
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:This is the podcast for people who want
to watch all this prestige television,
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:but who's got time for all of it?
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I know I don't.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I don't, and you know, the
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:goon squad don't either.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
It's true.
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:I'm Ja'far,
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I'm Ben.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And I'm Victor.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
and we are currently working
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:our way through Stargate SG 1.
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:This is our third
episode, fourth episode of
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Fourth episode.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
and we are at the Season 2 finale.
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
We've also made a huge mistake.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Have
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah!
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
we didn't set ground rules for this.
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:And ran into another apparently famous,
, sci fi end of season 2 clip show.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
clip show and a to be
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:continued and a season finale.
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:I, those are like, that's, I feel
like we hit a, we hit some kind
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:of a triple seven jackpot here.
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:That was, this was, this was a trip.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I have to admit, , the same thing happened
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:to me that's happened every other time
we end on a cliffhanger, which is I just
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:burst out in laughter because I know
I'm not going to watch the next episode,
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:and it just doesn't fucking matter.
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:I don't know why, but like, as soon
as that to be continued hit, I was
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:just literally rolling on my sofa
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Hang on, sorry.
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:Oh,
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
that at the end of the episode.
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I had the opposite reaction.
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:I was just like.
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:No, come on, gosh darn it.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
You know,
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I know there is, there is no
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:combination of dice that lets me watch
the finale, er, the season 3 opener.
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:So I'm just incredibly frustrated.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
the, , you know, I, I mentioned to my
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:good friend, Angela, the gatekeeper
that we were doing this episode.
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:And of course she, she was
just like, Oh, Oh, good.
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:Well, you need to watch this
episode in this episode, this
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:episode first for context, and
I'm like, Nope, can't do that.
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:Context is cheating.
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:Nope.
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:And she was all just like, but
you're not going to have any
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:idea what the hell's going on.
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:And I'm like, perfect.
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:That's what we're going for.
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
ha ha.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
That is what we do here.
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:That is the name of the game here on
last time on, , just a quick rules
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:recap of the game that we play while
we go over the episode for this is your
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:happen to be a first time listener.
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:Here.
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:, we have a last time ons where a
host will prompt it themselves and
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:describe a thing that they feel
happened in previous episodes.
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:We have what hopper horror.
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:Which is the offensive version of last
time on, you will do it to one host.
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:We'll propose another host
and force them to explain what
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:happened in previous episodes.
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:And then we have a let's get weird
with it where all hosts must offer
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:a quick oddball suggestion for how
things ended up the way that they are.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And if you're not a first time listener
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:and you've been with us since the
beginning of this podcast, I just
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:want to say thank you for putting
up with my podcast and newbiness.
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:I, , the first episode that we
did for this season just aired and
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:I listened to it and I was like,
Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
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:So I appreciate you
guys for being patient.
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:So thank you listeners.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
can I, can I tell you the, the,
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:the truth of all podcasters?
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:Vic, you're like, between this and
the Who Are You guests, this is like
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:your eighth, sixth, eighth episode of
podcast you've recorded at this point.
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:, the truth of all podcasters, all
veteran podcasters know this.
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:We're all idiots.
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:You just, when you listen to yourself,
speak on a radio show, you sound dumb.
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:It doesn't matter.
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:I hate it.
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:I I cannot listen to it.
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:I can't listen to the podcast.
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:It, it drives me mad.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
which by the way, I was listening to the
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:first episode we did, and it reminded me
that after we recorded that episode, I
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:was in, I was in LA at the time visiting
my girlfriend, and she took me out to
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:a Halloween party afterwards, and I was
mingling with her friends and everything,
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:and I discovered that when you're in
LA, Saying that you're a podcaster is
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:not nearly as cool as you think it is.
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:everyone's a fucking podcaster over there.
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:Like I'm telling those people,
I'm just like, Oh yeah, Hey guys.
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:Yeah.
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:I just started co hosting a
podcast and they were just
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:like, Oh, Oh, Oh, you're done.
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:I thought you were going to say
something more than, Oh, okay.
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:Oh, Oh, okay.
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:I tell my friends here around town.
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:They're just like, Oh,
I'm so proud of you.
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:That's so cool.
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:So like, yeah, that's yeah.
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:Apparently everyone has a podcast in LA.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:It's, , it's not that rare,
I imagine, in Tinseltown.
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:, But what is rare?
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:Is the start of this episode.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
2, episode, uh, 22, called,
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:uh, Fred, what's the
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
out of
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Out of Mind, yeah.
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:And something about this title
and the thumbnail on IMDB just,
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:I just, I just knew it was
going to be a clip show somehow.
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:Just like, I think there was a,
there was a Star Trek, it looked
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:like the Star Trek TNG episode where
Riker was, uh, under the thing.
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:And that was a clip
show, so I think that's
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And that was also the season 2 finale.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
It was, wasn't
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
name of that episode?
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
That one was called Shades of Grey.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
shades of
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
One of the worst Star
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:Trek episodes in history.
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:You know, it's universally agreed upon.
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:Yeah.
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I, I did, like, I actually, , was
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:it, , a few years ago, while I was, , I
have a very young son, and while I was
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:dealing with being up for hours in the
middle of the night, , feeding him and
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:then getting him back to sleep, , just
as a comfort, like, take me back
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:to my childhood, I went and watched
back through all of Home Improvement.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh wow.
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And in the middle of their season
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:three, they have a, , a clip show
as well, a two part clip show.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh god, why?
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
like, this is terrible, but also
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:it made me realize, I'm like,
okay, I'm doing the math here.
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:What is there more to pull?
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:From, , when TNG did Shades of
Grey, okay, , 26 episodes, hour long
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:season, or hour long episodes, 22,
26 episode seasons, versus, , , half
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:an hour, sitcom episodes.
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:And I'm just like, there's even
less here than Shades of Grey.
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:There's less stuff to pull from.
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:Oh god, I would have hated to be the
editors on both of those projects.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
say, , I do have a favorite
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:clip show of all time.
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:Clip show episode.
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:And I think it's the best of all time.
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:And that is episode
two of Clerks Animated.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh, okay.
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:Oh, you did mention this, yeah.
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:Ha ha ha
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
so good.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I was gonna guess Rick and
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:Morty, but uh, that's uh, yeah.
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:That's a different thing.
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:I think, I think they had, I'm
pretty sure they had a clip show.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
They do, like, uh, yeah, they do a thing
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:once a season, I think, where it's like,
mostly Like the intergalactic TV episodes.
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:I, , I, I have seen Rick and Morty.
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:I would not say that I've
watched Rick and Morty.
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:Does that make sense?
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, yeah.
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:I have a, yeah.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
it is, I, I, I really like Dan Harmon.
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:Like, Dan Harmon is a very
good producer of television.
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:, Community is one of my all time favorites.
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-:
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:, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
have you ever seen computer man?
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I've not seen Computer
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I think
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:you guys are just
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
man is a show he did with Jack Black
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
What?!
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
101, which is the precursor
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
are making shit up, man!
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:This is some...
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Black, Jack Black is also the
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
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:Yeah, they're buddies.
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:So, they met on Computer Man, I
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
feel like I, Mandela, in effect,
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because this sounds like shit I would
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
No, yeah, so, Vic, if you haven't heard
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:of Heat Vision and Jack, Jack Black
plays an astronaut who got too close to
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:the sun, and now when the sun is out,
he's the smartest man on the world.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
the fuck?
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Uh, and he also has a talking
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Alright, well, I've got some things
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:to Google after the show, so...
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Unfortunately, just one episode,
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Well, what the f...
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
to say, three or four?
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cryogenic sleep, and everyone around
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah,
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, and we get a, we get one of those...
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:I love to see it.
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:Pinnacle 80s, 90s
character actor that, guys.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
That...
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
like I know we're in for, for a
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:good I'm here for one episode,
, performance from Tom Butler.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, that was, that was the guy
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:who played, , Trofsky, right?
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:Yeah.
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:Yeah, he, he, I know I've seen him in
a lot of episodes of The Outer Limits.
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:And also, , I, I know I'm not supposed
to do this, but I IMDB'd him real quick.
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:And, , and he was also in a few
episodes of Viper and Sliders.
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:So this guy is like a 90's sci fi
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Viper's a thing I haven't
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Can we put Viper on the list?
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:I'm putting Viper on the
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I've got it on DVD.
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:I haven't watched it yet, but I,
I have the entire series on dvd.
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:I, I remember loving it as a kid, so
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh God.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I know, right?
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
You better not let me win.
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:I'm picking Viper.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Hell yeah.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Well, I won't concern
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:myself with that, Ben.
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:But I just want to throw a shout
out to these offset shirt buckles
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:they've got in the future.
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:In the fake future.
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:I love these buckles.
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:I don't know what it is.
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:I just love these fucking buckles.
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:They're just bizarre and futuristic,
but not at the same time.
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:Big fan.
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:, but anyways, they tell them everyone he's
er known is dead because it's:
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:Wake the fuck up, samurai.
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:We have a city to burn.
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But also.
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:I want to make sure did
everybody else notice.
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:Who did O'Neill ask
about when, , he woke up?
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oh shit.
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was
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Uh, Sam, right?
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where's where's captain Carter?
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:Where's where's Daniel Jackson?
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:Where's Teal'c.
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:You know who he doesn't,
doesn't ask about at all.
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His
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His wife.
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wife!
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:You're right!
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:ha
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I
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
ha ha ha ha ha!
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
about my coworkers?!
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
ha ha!
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:Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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:That's a good point, yeah,
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no, no shade to any of my coworkers.
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or just even a particularly long nap, I'm
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Yep.
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mean, if you woke up at work, maybe?
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I feel like, yeah.
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Woke
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I've
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This is a big ol bummer to theme.
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Yeah.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
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After theme, they tell us they don't know
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that he came through the Stargate that
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had a chance to be able to revive him.
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:They'd wait for technology to catch up.
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mm-Hmm?
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So I believe they say it is 79 years or
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:And I did appreciate this,
this thing happening.
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:O'Neal would ask questions
like, What happened here?
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Yeah.
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And I do appreciate that as opposed
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when they brought all those frozen
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you, and here's everything you
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yourself, your family, everything.
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And then that one guy,
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future.
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And then that one guy asking about
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like, Oh, well, we got news for you.
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but I feel like they did a good
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actually be like Waking up out of
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well, what happened to my parents?
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didn't write that down.
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:I don't care I'm sorry for you.
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their Facebook profile, I guess?
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I feel
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Also, this is what Facebook is?
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah,
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
on
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like clearly they're like hey, I
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Oh man, good
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I do, I do really, there was one
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:huge, huge missed opportunity
in this episode though.
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he doesn't stand up and take
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:a four minute long piss?
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:Evacuation comp comp Complete.
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:Evacuation complete.
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Putting that sound effect
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that sound effect is going to be.
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:, no, uh, I know there's contract stuff,
like, stuff that is set by unions.
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:I would have given any amount of money for
them to have a one off, , credit sequence.
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:That is just Richard Dean Anderson.
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:Nobody else is in it because
they're, they're like, the
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:He's like, and then it's just
credits with just O'Neill
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Oh, that would have been a
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That would have been
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out, yeah.
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the general tells us about
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of them survived the freezing process.
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how last episode ended?
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stargate and something happening?
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this was a cold, this was
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cold drop in?
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:Can you tell us more about it, Vic?
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:Can you tell us...
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:Wahapa her?
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shit!
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:Okay, so, so here's what
happened last episode.
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:It had absolutely nothing
to do with this episode.
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:I'm going to say the last episode
was lighthearted and chill.
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:It was them fucking off the entire time.
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:Like, Hey, what's going on?
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:They, maybe they check in with
some of the other SG teams
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:What's up with you?
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:And they'd be like, nothing.
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:What's up?
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:You know, just bullshitting
the entire time.
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:And that's what they did because they
did that in deep space nine ones.
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episode right before the finale
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Dominion took over the space station.
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did the same thing here.
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No, they did poker in
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the pilot.
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They did, they did, but I'm thinking...
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:What's the SG 1's game?
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:Foosball!
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:I'll bet you...
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:I might put that in my
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Ah, see I was
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
They play foosball together.
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:What the hell is that?
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It's a, it's a type of baot.
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What the hell's back there?
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:It's my uncultured Texas ass over here.
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:I don't know what you're talking about.
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Uh, I dunno, I just, I, I
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:Oui.
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:Bonk.
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:Bonk.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
What the fuck is that?
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Uh, if you watch enough, if you
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:watch enough, uh, James Bond stuff,
you will see he plays Baccarat
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He does?
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:Okay.
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:Alright.
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:Interesting.
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:Oh, that,
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that the war with the
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:Gould is not going well.
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it's not, but I was really hoping at
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:this point that this episode was going
to be reverse yesterday's Enterprise.
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Where they bring somebody to the fo
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
yeah, they bring someone to the
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:future and then they have to
send him back to change the past.
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:, that, that's, that could be fun.
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I don't know what it is, but I
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:just, I don't know what it is,
I just called it immediately.
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:I knew that these guys
weren't real, like the doctor,
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yeah.
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:It's
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
they were just, yeah.
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:It was like, this is shady, no,
they're, they're fucking aliens,
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:they're changelings or something.
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:Just, yeah.
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:I knew it was a setup from the get go.
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:I don't know what it was, but I
just picked up on it, like, yeah.
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:This shit
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Yeah, so they do a brief little
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:walkabout, , and then they're like,
Hey, so we got this memory device,
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:, that we want to hook you up to.
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:, and
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
show machine.
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
yeah,
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
The Clipshow Machine!
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got, yeah, we've got our
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:own clip show device.
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:, and we are going to stick that
onto your brain and see if you
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:can help us remember who might be
powerful enough to stop the ghouls.
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:, you know, cause like.
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:That's important for us to know, like,
There's nothing nefarious here, like,
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:We'd tell you if there's something
nefarious here, but there's nothing
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:nefarious here, like, You can tell
us, you can tell us who's, who's
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:strong enough to beat the Gould.
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:Who's strong enough to beat the Gould.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
It does seem like a really
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:weird question to ask.
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:It's like, it's like,
wouldn't you guys know?
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:Like, why are you asking me?
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:I'm...
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:You're, you have a bigger paycheck
than I do in this organization.
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:You should fucking know
these things, you know?
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:Heh heh
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
It's also been 80 years, so it's
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:like, Grabbing a guy from, uh,
like, World War I, and being like,
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:How do we defeat the Germans?
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:He's like, I'd hope
you'd be able to tell me!
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
The French!
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:The French can beat them!
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:Well, we got news for you.
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:Heh heh heh heh.
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
So before we, we get a couple of clips at
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:this point, but before we get the clips,
they, they mentioned another alien race.
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:The Takra.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
The okra.
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And we do not get to see them.
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:And, and I really hope that
they're just fuckin weird aliens.
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Well, on that, on that answer, for
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:that Jaffer, let's get weird with it.
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:Who are the Takra?
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:Let's get weird!
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:HEY!
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Who,
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
are turtle peoples.
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:They are the fuckin Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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:They're the, like, the super mutant
versions from Teenage Mutant Ninja
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:Turtles 2 Secret of the Ooze.
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:That's who the top
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
They're turtle people, I love it.
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Alright, Vic,
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:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
It sounds like a
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
you think the Takra are?
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
The tokra?
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:I, I think they're okra people.
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:Because that's what I
heard from the beginning.
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:I think they're vegetable people.
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:They're like that one guy in the
recent, uh, Lower Decks episode who's...
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
The guy with the moopsie, yeah.
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yes, the moves.
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:Moopsy is free!
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:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, they're, they're, they're
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:fucking vegetable people and they
all look like okras with arms.
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:So...
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:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Jaffer, uh, Jaffer made a, uh,
496
:Narge, uh, pumpkin for Halloween.
497
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh, really?
498
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
a Yeah, my well, my partner
499
:Beth made a Narshe pumpkin
and I made a Moopsie pumpkin.
500
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
my god, send, you must send me
501
:pics of this after the show.
502
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, for sure.
503
:It's in the, , who are you discord?
504
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh, lovely.
505
:, I, I do want to throw in that, , before,
before they get to the first clip.
506
:, Dr.
507
:Raleigh, that's probably
not her real name.
508
:, she, she puts a little
implant in O'Neal's, , head.
509
:And then she adjusts it with literally
an electric nose hair trimmer.
510
:Like, the prop department just
fucking phoned it in on that one.
511
:Like they didn't add that.
512
:Nope.
513
:That is a straight up nose hair trimmer.
514
:, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
real quick though, I have to
515
:get weird with it as well.
516
:So, , I will say that,
517
:,
-:
518
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
gonna say that the Takra are, uh,
519
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Ha
520
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
As we know, biology has one imperative.
521
:And that is returned to crab.
522
:So, so they are crab people.
523
:Well,
524
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
look
525
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Vic, if you don't know
526
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
like people.
527
:, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Crabs have evolved independently
528
:six different times.
529
:So there are different crabs out there
in the oceans right now that aren't
530
:that closely related to each other.
531
:Because they come from different
points in evolution where something
532
:was just like, you know, it would
be better than what I am right now.
533
:A crab, and became its
own crab independently.
534
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
535
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
So life has one imperative
536
:and it is return to crab.
537
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
crab.
538
:This is so weird that you bring this
up because just last week, , I forget
539
:what we were talking about, but I was
talking with a friend of mine and we
540
:made a bet on something and she said,
if I win, you owe me a king crab dinner.
541
:And you have to, it's gotta have to be
quick because they're going extinct.
542
:And I'm like, what?
543
:They can't be going extinct.
544
:That's what they do on Deadliest Catch.
545
:And she's like, Deadliest Catch
has been cancelled for years
546
:because the king crab are gone.
547
:I'm like, what?
548
:No!
549
:So, uh, yeah.
550
:Apparently I'm
551
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, Siggy's out of
552
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
they immortal?
553
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Uh, those are lobsters.
554
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
lobsters are effectively immortal.
555
:Okay.
556
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
ha ha ha.
557
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
All right.
558
:We get some clips of aliens.
559
:Uh, we get the Nox, who are
basically a species of Radagast.
560
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Do you notice who was
561
:playing the lead Nox?
562
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I
563
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I did
564
:not.
565
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Motherfucking Quark!
566
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
it?
567
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Shimmerman!
568
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh, what?
569
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah!
570
:It's Armin Shiverman!
571
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Fantastic.
572
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, and this, this episode aired in 99,
573
:so this was definitely after DS9, this
was after, after AQ, it was after Quark.
574
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
yeah, so we see the Nox, they are
575
:able to bring people back from the
dead, seem to be living a very rural
576
:life, but then they're like, Hey!
577
:Surprise!
578
:We also have floating space cities!
579
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And they can go invisible, and they're
580
:pacifists, so that's very interesting
choice of a alien here, and they wear
581
:grass or peat moss all over their faces.
582
:So that's a very weird,
interesting alien race we
583
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
After
584
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
and then we see the Asgardians.
585
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Who are fucking greys!
586
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
That's exactly what I wrote down!
587
:They're vikings are fucking gray aliens?
588
:What?
589
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I love this.
590
:I love this.
591
:I love this.
592
:If Stargate SG 1 has done nothing else
correct, which I'm not saying is the
593
:case, but we've only watched four episodes
and it's got plenty of opportunities
594
:to disappoint me in the future, this,
this is the best thing it's done so far.
595
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
The Vikings are fucking gray aliens.
596
:That's amazing.
597
:, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I did also, , this made me appreciate...
598
:, later he drops a, , O'Neal drops a quip
about how can we meet the Asgardians?
599
:And he's just like, go to Roswell?
600
:And it's just like, cause that's
where the grey aliens came!
601
:, so, we find out when, , so one, the
Asgardians show up, just merc a ton
602
:of Jaffa and Gould guys, blow up
three ships, , in a, , A way that is
603
:light and easy on your , SFX budget.
604
:, and then beam up, , O'Neal.
605
:They're, they're little guys.
606
:They're like three feet tall.
607
:, and they're, they, they drop
out that there are four races
608
:that stood against the gold.
609
:And it's them, the Nox, the
Furlings, who O'Neal says, Yeah,
610
:we haven't met those guys yet.
611
:And the Ancients.
612
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yes.
613
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And.
614
:I know, Ja'far, you are coming
from, you know, you are concurrently
615
:working on your Babylon 5 podcast.
616
:And this just made me be like,
Oh great, we're getting more,
617
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
More
618
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
more First Ones bullshit.
619
:Um.
620
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
They're actually just Vorlons,
621
:like, they, they filmed on the same
studio, they moved the props over.
622
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Or just warlons, that'd be interesting.
623
:Zathras
624
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
just Zathras's.
625
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Uh,
626
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Zathrai.
627
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
ha ha ha!
628
:Zath...
629
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
another clip, , where they're
630
:talking about the, the meeting
place, the UN, of these aliens.
631
:And, , there's this old lady with the
SG team who we've never seen before.
632
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
We have the...
633
:Well, you haven't.
634
:But Ben and I have.
635
:Because she is the character
from the original movie.
636
:Catherine, I forgot her last name.
637
:But she was the scientist, the
lead scientist for the SG 1 and...
638
:Project and she was the one she is
personally responsible for recruiting
639
:Daniel Jackson into the sg1 team So I
love that they brought her character back.
640
:I mean she recast it, of course, but
yeah No, we we have seen Catherine
641
:before she was a excellent character
642
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
we had seen her before.
643
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, and she was horribly underutilized
644
:even in the movie I mean she she
had just such presence and like
645
:yeah definitely Everyone just go
back and watch the movie again.
646
:Just, just, watch it.
647
:It's amazing.
648
:So...
649
:Out
650
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
and it starts, , shooting holographic,
651
:, atoms all around, and for some reason,
, Daniel Jackson is able to figure out, Oh!
652
:If you break everything down to
its elements, what do you have?
653
:The elements!
654
:So, this is how they're
communicating, and I'm just like, How?
655
:How, like, they must have built a language
out of, out of the, the periodic table.
656
:Wouldn't it have just been easier
just to learn other languages?
657
:There's only four of them.
658
:There, I know people
who know more languages.
659
:Like, this wouldn't be that hard to
have, like, Okay, you know two, and
660
:you know two, and you know two, and
we can all kind of make this work.
661
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I will say, this makes more sense to me.
662
:Then all of the, like, Carl Sagan math
is the universal language shit, , where
663
:it's all like, well, I, because I
mean, I understand the concept that
664
:every spacefaring species would have
to have math and so you could use math
665
:to initiate communication in some form.
666
:That's true.
667
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
it assumes base
668
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Exactly.
669
:No, that's exactly it.
670
:It assumes base 10, though, because as
soon as you start communicating with a
671
:base three species or something weird,
where someone who's, they're not, they
672
:don't count in tens, they count in fives,
or they count in twelves, or something
673
:fucking funky, all math breaks instantly.
674
:It is useless for communication.
675
:You could use binary, I suppose,
and hope that they get that,
676
:but it's, it's fucking messy.
677
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the
678
:fact that you just said Carl Sagan.
679
:What the...
680
:Do you mean Carl Sagan?
681
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh, Sagan, my B.
682
:How do you pronounce the name
of this American astronomer?
683
:Sagan, not Sagan, Sagan.
684
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
We just had a conversation about
685
:the connect pronunciation of thuh,
which apparently I've been getting
686
:wrong this is my entire life.
687
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I,
688
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And now I'm questioning
689
:everything Carl Sagan.
690
:, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I, I've been pronouncing it wrong for
691
:forever because I read his books long
before I had the ability to watch
692
:Cosmos and hear it pronounced properly.
693
:And it's just my brain just defaults
back because I learned it by reading
694
:and not hearing anyone actually say it.
695
:, victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
okay.
696
:We'll see.
697
:I'm very familiar with him because,
, my cousin is a very devout atheist.
698
:And he, he's one of those guys who,
he is so atheist he takes any fuckin
699
:opportunity to tell you why you're
wrong for believing in anything.
700
:And yeah, Carl Sagan is his,
like, god and master, so...
701
:Yeah.
702
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
703
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I'm...
704
:Uh.
705
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
fun.
706
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Heh
707
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
sound like a great time at parties.
708
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh yeah, yeah, he's...
709
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I, I, as, as somebody who earned a,
710
:degree in, in religious studies in
college, I know exactly the kind of person
711
:you're talking about and you want to know
how to make them, I don't know what kind
712
:of relationship you have, but if you want
to make him the angriest he's ever been,
713
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
714
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
all you have to do is talk
715
:about how atheism is a religion.
716
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh, well, yeah.
717
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
it makes, it makes some of
718
:them so unbelievably mad.
719
:And it's like.
720
:There are books, there are places of
worship even, there are people who have
721
:been elevated to, to, , to prophets,
, people go and proselytize, , as somebody
722
:who wrote papers, and, and, like It
meets every criteria I need, , to, to
723
:talk about it as, you know, somebody
who got a degree in religious studies.
724
:, and some people get real
out of shape about that.
725
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I'll put that on my to do list to piss
726
:off Cousin Mason when I get a chance.
727
:Awesome.
728
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
So next, we, , we get to
729
:the machine breaking down.
730
:Hey, , we need to, , to
let O'Neil rest for a bit.
731
:, so hey, we're gonna knock you out.
732
:We'll come back to you in a little bit.
733
:But then what happens, everybody?
734
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Dr.
735
:Jackson's turn, and then
in short order, Captain
736
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
run and do the same, , the
737
:same shtick over again.
738
:This time on, Daniel Jackson,
and then on Captain Carter.
739
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
740
:, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Captain Carter's next with the
741
:clip show device, and they take
us to, , Apotheosis defeat,
742
:,
-:
743
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Apothis, , there is a ship in a
744
:Stargate With a ship with a Stargate
inside of it that is working, which
745
:completely blows out the tracking
the coordinates to the other Stargate
746
:theory I had just destroys it utterly,
, that just would not be possible.
747
:So I got all the Stargate shit
wrong in the first episode, shooting
748
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
That's okay.
749
:So did the producers.
750
:So, yeah, which I also, I'd like
to just point out real quick that
751
:I should have totally made this
a prediction because I called it.
752
:I called it.
753
:They destroyed those ships by fucking
ranting them because that is the best
754
:thing to do in any sci fi space show.
755
:Is to ramming speed the bad guys.
756
:That always works.
757
:And I love that they did that, and
I should have made it a prediction,
758
:because damn, that was epic.
759
:And they even, , I think it was Carter,
even said the magic line of PUNCH IT TEAL!
760
:When they were escaping the, the, the
explosion of the ramming and everything.
761
:That was, ah, that was a beautiful scene.
762
:Yeah, when, when we're done with this,
763
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
drives his fist through the console.
764
:He's like, Why did you want me to do that?
765
:It's like, It's a human idiom!
766
:He's like, Why didn't you just
say, Push on the throttle?
767
:I implicitly trusted you that
there was something wrong with
768
:the ship that I must destroy.
769
:, xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Jack dropped some grenades on
770
:the shield generators here.
771
:Hi, I'm Derek Bum, and I'm declaring
war on toilets with new Toilet Grenade.
772
:Just pull the pin, pop it in
the bowl, pop the lid down, and
773
:let Toilet Grenade do the rest.
774
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh, this was so great.
775
:There's, there's, , there's a
guide who's like, We must, , climb
776
:down several stories and then
have our gear lowered to us.
777
:At which point we must, and then he looks
over and there's O'Neil just, Grenades!
778
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
779
:That was dope.
780
:That was
781
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Now, , I do have one question here.
782
:, and this is a question
specifically for Vic.
783
:, while, , while we have our, our
SG 1 crew sneaking around, , the,
784
:the space pyramids, we see whole,
like, squads of, of guys just
785
:marching around through the halls.
786
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Like the Serpentorg
787
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I understand, yeah, I understand
788
:on a, , you know, on a military
installation, there are probably guys
789
:who are on guard duty, on patrol.
790
:Do you ever just march 20
guys around through the halls,
791
:just looking out for stuff?
792
:Ha ha
793
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
in trouble, like as a punishment,
794
:Yeah, and something else, this is
just a beautiful sci fi trope, or
795
:just a um, TV trope in general.
796
:, none of those motherfuckers
have name tags.
797
:That is just bad, bad
form right there, man.
798
:You were just asking to get your, your
shit invaded from the inside out, man.
799
:Just like, no, put some damn
name tags on your goons.
800
:So you know if your goons
are your goons or not.
801
:You know?
802
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
That's the other downside of face
803
:masks, where it's just like, I
haven't seen you here before.
804
:I'm new, we're on a space
805
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
ha ha!
806
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
is no one new.
807
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
808
:Oh, , also I made a note of in this,
in this particular clip, the, , the
809
:guy that they're escaping with.
810
:And I think he's in a
couple more clips too.
811
:I know that actor.
812
:I know I wrote down, uh, dollar store
count Dooku, uh, because he, he, he,
813
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
814
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
because I thought, I thought
815
:that was, , Christopher Lee.
816
:Am I getting that right?
817
:I thought
818
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
that's...
819
:that's...
820
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
but apparently he's another one
821
:of those, he's another that guy
who's been in like everything.
822
:Cause I swear I've seen
him, , in everything.
823
:Ha ha ha.
824
:, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
so as part of this we do see them
825
:blow up the two ships, and so
I'm going to say, last time on.
826
:That is the thing they're referencing
when O'Neal and Carter got their, , their
827
:medals for blowing up the two ships.
828
:, but, as part of that, they're
remembering who are the, , Ga'uld who
829
:were fighting against Apophis, who, you
know, hey, maybe an enemy of an enemy
830
:is a friend, and they mention Sakaar.
831
:, Who we hadn't seen before, but
he's somehow able to get his
832
:face on the other side of the
833
:, victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
he's the giant red face guy.
834
:That was unexpected.
835
:Yeah.
836
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And then we see, , Haru Ur.
837
:,
-:
838
:Hell
839
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
yeah.
840
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I mean, it's the same starship troopering,
841
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
seen this saw this last episode.
842
:Like, I'm I'm not impressed.
843
:Like, I didn't forget it.
844
:It was last
845
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
the, the Sons of Anarchy
846
:looking guy that I wrote down.
847
:Yep.
848
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
And then we get, uh, A lot
849
:of time spent with , Hathor.
850
:, who's a lady gold.
851
:, who, , Jaffa's O'Neal,
852
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
That was interesting.
853
:Did you notice
854
:that she did Did you notice that
she went to remove her bra to reveal
855
:another bra right underneath it?
856
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
get a scene where she's like in a
857
:bathtub, which I'm guessing is like
a birthing chamber or something
858
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
that's not a bathtub, that is
859
:a, that is a medical whirlpool.
860
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
861
:That
862
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
uh, why is it start on fire?
863
:Sure.
864
:, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
if I'm, okay, I'm going to, , I'm
865
:going to take that as a what
happened her, and so Jaffare, I'm
866
:going to say what happened her.
867
:What the hell happened?
868
:But I got the band!
869
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Go for
870
:, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
you guys didn't know this.
871
:, Ga'uld blood reacts with
water in a combustible form.
872
:, so when the blood mixes with
water, once it, , once it
873
:reaches the top, it hits the air.
874
:and so that is why, , they immediately,
, went, went on fire once she was shot.
875
:That is why they went to, , oh, dang it,
now I'm blanking on the name, Dune Planet,
876
:,
-:
877
:Yeah, the
878
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Abydos.
879
:, that is why they went to Abydos.
880
:That is why when they came
to Earth, they went to Egypt.
881
:Places that are dry, like, hey,
yeah, okay, the Nile Valley,
882
:like, the Nile River, beautiful,
like, wonderful, like, verdant.
883
:We're going out here, where it's
kinda deserty, , where we're
884
:safe, and now we subjugate you.
885
:You know where we haven't
seen any, , any, , golds?
886
:Island chains.
887
:,
-:
888
:This logic is check it out.
889
:Ben.
890
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
yeah.
891
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
But, but then why, why did she,
892
:why did she put all the ghouls
in with her to take a bath?
893
:Is that part of a ritual, or is
that some kind of birthing thing?
894
:Like, why
895
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
It's just bath time.
896
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
It's just...
897
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
baby got a bath.
898
:You think I will?
899
:Don't shit themselves when they're babies.
900
:Everything shits itself when it's a baby.
901
:It's part of being a baby.
902
:, so there's this burning bathtub
and there's this scene where like
903
:Daniel's like upset and stuff, right?
904
:And crying at the burning bathtub.
905
:You can actually see half Thor running
away out the back door behind this scene.
906
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I caught that.
907
:I was curious
908
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
did not!
909
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
She just is, yeah, walking out.
910
:Like,
911
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, kind of casually,
912
:like it's real weird.
913
:Oh
914
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Uh, well, the, the, the stunt, the
915
:stunt looks okay, like, everybody's
eyes are taken to the fire.
916
:You can see them going
out through the door.
917
:, do we have coverage on that?
918
:No.
919
:We're bringing it back.
920
:It's, it's gonna be a, a, a surprise.
921
:Hey, , season ending reveal, right?
922
:, kinda like when they accidentally got the
cameraman in, , Twin Peaks, and suddenly
923
:he became the bad guy of the show.
924
:Where it's just like.
925
:Oops, we accidentally caught the
stunt person running out of the room.
926
:Ah, we always planned it this way.
927
:How did they get over there?
928
:Didn't Captain Carter shoot
her 12 times in the face?
929
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I'm also wondering if this is just
930
:something they didn't worry about back
then because like when I saw the show for
931
:the first time it was on 90s television
CRT TV with a coat hanger on it where
932
:you know half the time I was wiggling
it around and it was all popcorny anyway
933
:so you couldn't make out half the shit.
934
:So, I'm wondering if that's just
something we're, like we've discussed
935
:before, the magic of the HD upscaling.
936
:This is something that we're
only seeing now, you know?
937
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, it was not meant to be seen
938
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
939
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
One thing I do like I know it is the
940
:oldest oldest gripe in the book But I do
I do hate this Hey, we're having a thing
941
:that Reads your memory and projects it.
942
:Why is it showing scenes where
the character's not there?
943
:If, if, if Carter's remembering
all the Hathor stuff, like,
944
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah, it should be from
945
:first person view, yeah.
946
:Yeah.
947
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
scene.
948
:, it's just watching Daniel Jackson in
her before they get into the room.
949
:It's like, she should, like, And I,
I, I know it's probably, like, They
950
:told her what happened, And now she
is remembering the whole entirety of
951
:the story, But I still just, I just...
952
:hate the, We've come up with
some sort of like narrative way
953
:to have a clip show, but it's like
showing stuff you wouldn't know.
954
:At least when they did it on TNG,
they're like, we have cameras
955
:recording the episode and we're just
gonna show it to you, number one.
956
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I was just gonna point out that,
957
:, that last scene, I'm pretty sure
that scene with her and the...
958
:Not her, Hathor and the bathtub
of fire with all the gould in it.
959
:I'm pretty sure that was seen,
that scene, the entire scene
960
:was filmed inside a locker room.
961
:A shower room in a locker room somewhere.
962
:That was, that was odd.
963
:I don't know if that's supposed
to be an alien birthing
964
:chamber or if that's or if they
965
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
I got the impression it was at SG one.
966
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Oh, yeah.
967
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Okay, that makes sense.
968
:I can see that happening.
969
:Yeah
970
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Also, I got punched in the mosh pit at
971
:a Hathor and the flaming bathtub show.
972
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Rawr!
973
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
The pit, the pit at that
974
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
a heavy metal riff.
975
:Just
976
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
uh, but then,
977
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Ha ha ha.
978
:Ha
979
:, benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
but then we get the real, , the,
980
:the real twist of the episode.
981
:We have Teal Quake up.
982
:No, no cryogenic freezing.
983
:And who's looking at him?
984
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Boss Hammond.
985
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Yeah.
986
:benjamindcurley-1xnlqai74_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
General Hammond.
987
:victordmtv-5g30emlgz_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
Ha ha ha.
988
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
he's been out for three weeks.
989
:And we learned that the crew's being
held by the Gould, or at least someone
990
:commanding multiple groups of Jaffa
soldiers, as we see them marching
991
:around as, , Jack sneaks around.
992
:, Teal'c wants to go search for SG 1, uh,
but they say that the planet that they
993
:were on has been completely scorched,
994
:So, what's the paper say about tomorrow?
995
:Another scorcher.
996
:Cool.
997
:xhafer-l0fpavadr_raw-audio_xhafer-delete-benjamin-d-curley--1-more_2023-nov-26-1041pm_who_are you:
so he resigns rather than
998
:not be permitted to search.
999
:Ha
:
00:41:57,321 --> 00:41:58,721
-:And can I just say that this
:
00:41:59,061 --> 00:42:03,611
scene right here, I counted how
many times General Hammond told
:
00:42:03,611 --> 00:42:05,201
him, no, I can't let you do that.
:
00:42:05,211 --> 00:42:08,431
It's five fucking times Teal asked.
:
00:42:10,171 --> 00:42:13,271
I felt like this was, this was
like one of those things where
:
00:42:13,271 --> 00:42:14,766
you're playing a video game that.
:
00:42:15,036 --> 00:42:18,626
Obviously has a quest that it wants
you to do, and you keep picking the
:
00:42:18,626 --> 00:42:22,436
wrong dialogue options, you know,
and it's like, Oh, I can't let you do
:
00:42:22,436 --> 00:42:23,946
that, Teal'c, and he says, but I must.
:
00:42:23,996 --> 00:42:27,206
He asks him three times, and
then he says, Teal'c straight up
:
00:42:27,206 --> 00:42:28,916
doesn't ask and says, I'm going.
:
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,966
And again, General Hammond
says, I can't let you do that.
:
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:32,986
Well, I quit.
:
00:42:33,106 --> 00:42:35,216
Well, I can't let you
do that, he said again.
:
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,106
He's like, no, I fucking quit just now.
:
00:42:37,326 --> 00:42:38,326
I'm, I'm, I'm done.
:
00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:38,696
I'm out.
:
00:42:38,726 --> 00:42:39,186
I quit.
:
00:42:39,596 --> 00:42:41,661
He's, again, he tells him,
I can't let you do that.
:
00:42:43,331 --> 00:42:44,671
Like, God, that was hilarious.
:
00:42:46,336 --> 00:42:48,906
-:I, I do, I do like though that, It,
:
00:42:48,926 --> 00:42:55,556
it does imply, at least with the
acting, that part of the reason why
:
00:42:55,566 --> 00:42:59,876
Hammond is so resistant to it is,
like, the second bit he comes to is,
:
00:42:59,876 --> 00:43:02,286
like, the, man, like, you can't...
:
00:43:03,156 --> 00:43:08,516
You, like, you know a lot, uh, and we
don't want to, like, like, a lot of
:
00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:12,316
sci fi shows, when you've got, like,
the general character, that would be
:
00:43:12,316 --> 00:43:15,456
their first thing, it's like, you know
too much, I can't allow you to leave.
:
00:43:16,776 --> 00:43:20,676
But it felt like the first and foremost
thing was he felt honestly, like,
:
00:43:20,686 --> 00:43:24,496
genuinely, like, I don't want you to go.
:
00:43:24,786 --> 00:43:26,256
Like, you're part of the crew, man.
:
00:43:26,266 --> 00:43:28,226
You're Yeah, we're in this together!
:
00:43:28,226 --> 00:43:29,176
You can't leave!
:
00:43:29,336 --> 00:43:29,776
-:yeah, some
:
00:43:29,926 --> 00:43:32,566
-:Everyone else is Everyone else is gone!
:
00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:34,126
I can't lose lose you too!
:
00:43:34,526 --> 00:43:39,626
Uh, and so I appreciated that it
wasn't, like, Hammond is not, uh,
:
00:43:40,111 --> 00:43:47,701
Our, you know, uh, standard general
or police captain, like, Go out there
:
00:43:47,701 --> 00:43:49,831
and fight the ghoul, you got 24 hours.
:
00:43:49,991 --> 00:43:52,721
You know, bring me the case
or bring me your badges.
:
00:43:52,941 --> 00:43:53,251
Uh,
:
00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:56,626
-:Yeah, Hammonds, he's got some, he had
:
00:43:56,626 --> 00:43:58,516
some Picard energy there towards the end.
:
00:43:58,516 --> 00:43:59,816
He had some real compassion.
:
00:44:00,351 --> 00:44:01,471
-:that's just cause he's bald.
:
00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:06,476
-:Yeah, well, okay, fine, but yeah, I wrote
:
00:44:06,476 --> 00:44:12,116
down in my notes that when he finally,
when General Hammond finally agreed to
:
00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:15,666
let him go, I wrote down in my notes,
, Teal finally passed his speech check.
:
00:44:16,326 --> 00:44:21,446
So I was like, okay, I'll let him go.
:
00:44:21,521 --> 00:44:21,791
-:Yep.
:
00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:25,871
So, Teal's gonna piece out, , Jack finds
out that they're on a Gould ship and that
:
00:44:25,876 --> 00:44:27,941
the clip show device is fucking with him.
:
00:44:28,441 --> 00:44:30,241
, he finds Sam's and freeze her.
:
00:44:30,591 --> 00:44:36,031
They dodge their captors, find Daniel
free him, and then they find out a bunch
:
00:44:36,031 --> 00:44:39,231
of shit is fake in rapid succession.
:
00:44:39,231 --> 00:44:40,251
Fake doors.
:
00:44:40,521 --> 00:44:41,601
Fake Stargates.
:
00:44:43,251 --> 00:44:44,591
-:I did appreciate that.
:
00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:49,041
So one, we see O'Neil has stopped
the sedative from going into
:
00:44:49,051 --> 00:44:50,371
his body by pinching it off.
:
00:44:51,101 --> 00:44:56,701
Uh, then he, he knocks out his, his nurse
doctor, , steals the clothes and then
:
00:44:56,711 --> 00:45:01,421
while he, uh, he does a little walkabout
while he's , Agent 47ing, , and then
:
00:45:01,421 --> 00:45:06,321
he wakes up Carter and he's just like,
Hey, you see how I stole the clothes?
:
00:45:06,501 --> 00:45:07,771
Go steal that guy's clothes.
:
00:45:08,001 --> 00:45:09,881
, he actually has to explicitly tell her.
:
00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:13,311
And then when they're wandering
around looking for Daniel Jackson,
:
00:45:13,871 --> 00:45:18,591
I noticed they have absolutely
polar opposite, , jacket buttoning.
:
00:45:20,131 --> 00:45:23,741
He has only buttoned the top
button, , like he's an extra in
:
00:45:24,261 --> 00:45:26,871
a, , a 90s, , Hispanic , gang film.
:
00:45:27,281 --> 00:45:31,361
Uh, and she has only
buttoned the bottom button.
:
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:33,671
-:Oh wow, I didn't catch that at
:
00:45:33,876 --> 00:45:34,416
-:And I'm just like,
:
00:45:34,571 --> 00:45:36,721
-:Oh, I'm seeing it right now on the screen.
:
00:45:36,991 --> 00:45:39,241
I got this episode playing
on my TV in the background.
:
00:45:39,241 --> 00:45:40,031
Yeah, that's...
:
00:45:41,821 --> 00:45:42,531
That's interesting.
:
00:45:44,631 --> 00:45:48,131
Yeah, and O'Neal straight up
notices the Stargate and I
:
00:45:48,141 --> 00:45:49,421
appreciate that he said, It's fake.
:
00:45:50,932 --> 00:45:51,492
It's a fake.
:
00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,580
-:Also, while I do appreciate that
:
00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:03,780
this episode, while being a clip
show, It still has probably 30
:
00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:05,360
minutes of real episode in it.
:
00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:09,140
, Like it's got more real
episode than most clip shows.
:
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,340
,
-::
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:14,540
I thought it was really well done.
:
00:46:14,540 --> 00:46:19,760
Like the setup for making a clip
show in the season finale, it
:
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:24,210
was, the writing was, setting
up this plot is very well done.
:
00:46:24,210 --> 00:46:26,190
I gotta say, very awesome.
:
00:46:26,190 --> 00:46:28,140
I don't have any complaints about it.
:
00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,500
I was super impressed.
:
00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,410
You know, I know I've been hating
on the, hating on the Stargate,
:
00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:33,740
but this one I was very impressed.
:
00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:37,560
-:the problem I have with this episode
:
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:44,700
is there are bits where it's like, Oh
no, we are, uh, we're 45 seconds short.
:
00:46:44,990 --> 00:46:45,930
What are we gonna do?
:
00:46:46,950 --> 00:46:51,370
Well, what if O'Neil takes his
sweet time braining this nurse
:
00:46:51,420 --> 00:46:53,340
before he rescues Captain Carter?
:
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,040
I don't know if this
stood out to you guys.
:
00:46:56,500 --> 00:47:02,380
He walks in, sees this guy like, boopin
on his buttons over, over Captain Carter.
:
00:47:03,430 --> 00:47:05,350
Sneaks over, like in real time.
:
00:47:05,545 --> 00:47:06,045
-:Oh yeah, that
:
00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:08,760
-:Quietly picks up a metal canister.
:
00:47:09,290 --> 00:47:10,320
Looks at the guy.
:
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,572
-:hee hee
:
00:47:11,710 --> 00:47:13,090
-:Scooches a little closer.
:
00:47:14,110 --> 00:47:17,770
at him like, he's got like, it, it
felt like he kept waiting for the guy
:
00:47:17,770 --> 00:47:20,570
to like, turn around and go, HUUUH?
:
00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:21,800
So he could clobber him.
:
00:47:22,550 --> 00:47:25,720
And, and I felt like he was just like,
This guy's gotta know it's me now, right?
:
00:47:26,530 --> 00:47:26,880
No?
:
00:47:27,385 --> 00:47:27,625
-:nope.
:
00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:29,739
Hee hee hee hee hee Hee hee
:
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,520
-:No, he's still not noticing me?
:
00:47:32,190 --> 00:47:34,890
Okay, fine, just clobberst
him in the back of the head.
:
00:47:34,945 --> 00:47:38,495
-:hee Yeah, that reminded me of another
:
00:47:38,495 --> 00:47:43,485
note I put down, is that , There was some
really weird, when he wakes up Carter,
:
00:47:43,495 --> 00:47:45,805
she's in the middle of a clip show scene.
:
00:47:46,315 --> 00:47:52,195
Where there's some kind of weird fucking
thorn harpoon device that they're doing,
:
00:47:52,310 --> 00:47:54,860
-:Yeah, it's a bomb with harpoons,
:
00:47:55,015 --> 00:47:57,075
-:Yeah, and he gets stuck to the wall and
:
00:47:57,075 --> 00:48:02,355
that just, I felt like that added nothing
to the story or the plot here at all.
:
00:48:02,365 --> 00:48:05,875
Like, I don't see how that possibly could
have been relevant, like maybe if I had
:
00:48:05,875 --> 00:48:07,385
seen the episode I would understand.
:
00:48:08,545 --> 00:48:09,015
Or,
:
00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,390
-:if I'm to make an assumption.
:
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:16,300
It's because she had just heard
that O'Neil was dead, and she was
:
00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:20,210
remembering a time where where they
thought O'Neil was going to die.
:
00:48:20,295 --> 00:48:21,495
-:that makes sense, yeah.
:
00:48:22,510 --> 00:48:25,120
-:Also, am I crazy?
:
00:48:27,055 --> 00:48:27,895
-:Well, hold up, my other
:
00:48:27,910 --> 00:48:29,830
-:That that exact thing happened
:
00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,280
in Star Trek Enterprise, right?
:
00:48:32,735 --> 00:48:33,025
-:Did it?
:
00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:35,235
Someone was harpooned to a wall?
:
00:48:35,805 --> 00:48:38,105
-:Well, no, Trip gets harpooned with a
:
00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:42,295
mine, or is, uh, it's, I know, uh, uh,
:
00:48:42,405 --> 00:48:43,935
-:like on a trip miners.
:
00:48:43,945 --> 00:48:44,705
He's on a mine.
:
00:48:44,705 --> 00:48:45,405
Yeah.
:
00:48:45,495 --> 00:48:45,985
-:uh,
:
00:48:46,205 --> 00:48:47,555
-:I vaguely remember
:
00:48:47,845 --> 00:48:48,275
-:Oh!
:
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:49,605
-:blanking on the, who's
:
00:48:49,605 --> 00:48:50,775
the tactical officer?
:
00:48:50,955 --> 00:48:52,825
Uh, Reed.
:
00:48:53,915 --> 00:48:56,305
-:Yeah, Malcolm R Reed, I think is his name.
:
00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:57,515
And, yeah,
:
00:48:57,805 --> 00:48:58,845
-:Oh no, yeah, okay, I
:
00:48:59,325 --> 00:49:00,425
-:They're on the outside...
:
00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:04,035
Yeah, they're on the outside of
the ship trying to disarm a mine
:
00:49:04,035 --> 00:49:05,165
that got lodged in the hull.
:
00:49:05,815 --> 00:49:08,025
-:yeah, and one of them gets harpooned.
:
00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:09,815
-:Okay, yeah, I think that's,
:
00:49:09,825 --> 00:49:10,735
I think that's right, yeah.
:
00:49:11,325 --> 00:49:15,545
Well, my other theory was that this,
that particular episode and that scene
:
00:49:15,555 --> 00:49:19,245
with the, the harpoon, whatever the
hell it is, , my other theory is that
:
00:49:19,245 --> 00:49:22,495
was a very expensive , episode to
produce, and the producers were like,
:
00:49:22,495 --> 00:49:24,605
we're gonna get our fuckin money out
of this, put it in the clip show.
:
00:49:24,605 --> 00:49:26,359
Ha ha ha ha.
:
00:49:26,359 --> 00:49:27,675
Ha ha ha
:
00:49:28,510 --> 00:49:29,740
-:While they are getting out there,
:
00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:33,250
though, , Carter does mention that,
, they, , must have been able to detect
:
00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:35,550
the, , the Noctiva in her system.
:
00:49:36,470 --> 00:49:38,080
So, Ja'far, I have to ask you.
:
00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:39,045
-:ha.
:
00:49:39,755 --> 00:49:40,465
What the hell happened?
:
00:49:43,015 --> 00:49:43,873
But I got the band!
:
00:49:45,063 --> 00:49:45,313
-:Yes.
:
00:49:45,408 --> 00:49:46,828
-:Noctiva in her blood?
:
00:49:46,998 --> 00:49:47,840
-:ha
:
00:49:47,843 --> 00:49:48,773
-:Oh fuck.
:
00:49:48,923 --> 00:49:49,983
Um,
:
00:49:50,643 --> 00:49:53,712
-:Ha ha ha ha.
:
00:49:53,743 --> 00:49:54,993
-:you see, you just have to
:
00:49:54,993 --> 00:49:56,913
parse the tacky on field,
:
00:49:57,873 --> 00:49:58,173
-:Hmm.
:
00:49:58,393 --> 00:49:59,643
-:with some positrons.
:
00:50:00,348 --> 00:50:03,928
Uh, yeah, that doesn't make any, it never
:
00:50:03,968 --> 00:50:05,148
-:While going through a subspace
:
00:50:05,348 --> 00:50:06,268
-:Well, going through a subspace
:
00:50:06,268 --> 00:50:08,068
anomaly, , wrong type of sci fi bullshit.
:
00:50:08,538 --> 00:50:12,498
, no, this was a thing where, , she had
been poisoned when they were on a trip.
:
00:50:13,618 --> 00:50:17,988
And this is the, , the antidote
was like the local's blood because
:
00:50:17,988 --> 00:50:19,388
they're naturally immune to it.
:
00:50:19,388 --> 00:50:20,178
So this is, uh,
:
00:50:20,288 --> 00:50:21,748
-:now she's got alien blood.
:
00:50:21,898 --> 00:50:23,818
-:well, I think it's human aliens,
:
00:50:23,868 --> 00:50:25,848
not alien aliens, but yes.
:
00:50:27,438 --> 00:50:29,308
-:So she had an alien transfusion
:
00:50:29,308 --> 00:50:30,568
to save her life at some point.
:
00:50:31,248 --> 00:50:32,348
Alien blood transfusion.
:
00:50:32,368 --> 00:50:33,088
That makes sense.
:
00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:33,778
Yeah.
:
00:50:33,868 --> 00:50:34,228
-:Alright,
:
00:50:35,548 --> 00:50:39,887
-:yeah,
:
00:50:40,288 --> 00:50:42,498
-:they, , they make their way back to
:
00:50:42,508 --> 00:50:49,238
the Stargate, , and are looking around
the room, and O'Neil kicks it and
:
00:50:49,238 --> 00:50:55,878
goes, it's fake, uh, and, , I just,
that makes me believe he has, on more
:
00:50:55,878 --> 00:50:59,858
than one occasion, kicked the real
Stargate, he's like, real Stargate
:
00:50:59,858 --> 00:51:03,308
ain't hollow, I know, I know this stuff.
:
00:51:03,768 --> 00:51:04,858
-:I could see him doing that.
:
00:51:05,108 --> 00:51:05,628
I could see him
:
00:51:05,723 --> 00:51:08,403
-:Oh, absolutely, it's totally in character.
:
00:51:08,428 --> 00:51:08,508
-:it!
:
00:51:08,588 --> 00:51:15,198
Yeah, that wasn't the first
time he's kicked the Stargate.
:
00:51:17,678 --> 00:51:18,668
-:so that while they're kicking the
:
00:51:18,678 --> 00:51:24,768
Stargate half Thor shows up, she wants
information and is going to turn 1 of
:
00:51:24,768 --> 00:51:27,158
the 3 of them into a gold to get it.
:
00:51:27,158 --> 00:51:27,802
Yeah.
:
00:51:27,833 --> 00:51:30,813
-:I love the line from O'Neal at this point.
:
00:51:30,853 --> 00:51:35,673
I wrote it down because he says, Oh, I so
hoped I'd never see you again in my life.
:
00:51:36,123 --> 00:51:40,033
I am, dude, next month when I have
to go back into work to turn in my
:
00:51:40,033 --> 00:51:43,393
retirement paperwork, I am, there are
so many people I'm going to say that to.
:
00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:47,743
Ah, that was beautiful.
:
00:51:47,936 --> 00:51:49,466
I haven't paid into the pension either.
:
00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:50,906
What'll I do when I retire?
:
00:51:50,986 --> 00:51:52,286
I thought you were retired.
:
00:51:52,356 --> 00:51:54,586
Hey, I don't see you
planning for your old age.
:
00:51:54,646 --> 00:51:55,606
I got plans.
:
00:51:55,776 --> 00:51:58,286
I'm gonna turn my on off switch to off..
:
00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,806
-:Yeah, , and we end on a cliffhanger.
:
00:52:02,026 --> 00:52:06,866
They all turn down living lives
of luxury in a ghoul court.
:
00:52:08,066 --> 00:52:12,326
, because, well one, it does seem
like, , Hathor is like, Hey, I want
:
00:52:12,326 --> 00:52:16,366
to, like, kill everybody, like all
the other, , big bads you've seen.
:
00:52:16,756 --> 00:52:17,576
Help me out.
:
00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:19,116
And...
:
00:52:20,021 --> 00:52:24,161
, they seem to have a, I'm guessing
from the episode she was in,
:
00:52:24,231 --> 00:52:28,181
a natural predisposition to
be like, Hey, screw you, lady.
:
00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,771
Um,
:
00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:32,546
-:She doesn't seem very trustworthy, no.
:
00:52:33,021 --> 00:52:34,321
-:It's just, it's very different
:
00:52:34,321 --> 00:52:36,061
than when we first met Haru Ur.
:
00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:38,251
And they were just like,
hey, let's be buddies.
:
00:52:38,271 --> 00:52:42,761
And he was like, how about I eat you
and I make your children my slaves.
:
00:52:43,061 --> 00:52:45,531
, at least she's just like,
hey, let's be buddies.
:
00:52:45,601 --> 00:52:47,616
And they're like, Ah, fooled me once!
:
00:52:48,226 --> 00:52:49,276
Uh ha ha!
:
00:52:49,636 --> 00:52:50,856
-:I wrote down in my notes here that,
:
00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:55,846
, when she brings in the Jaffa Goon
that, that has, , the Gua'ul in his
:
00:52:55,846 --> 00:52:58,246
belly, if you have the subtitles on.
:
00:52:58,246 --> 00:53:04,286
When she goes and pulls it out of him to
go implant in one of the SG 1 guys, the
:
00:53:04,316 --> 00:53:07,406
subtitles literally say, wet suction pop.
:
00:53:07,406 --> 00:53:14,076
I have to screen cap that later
and turn it into a meme somehow.
:
00:53:14,516 --> 00:53:15,306
Oh my god.
:
00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:17,536
Wet suction pop.
:
00:53:17,806 --> 00:53:18,556
What the fuck.
:
00:53:18,786 --> 00:53:20,466
-:Wet suction pop is the worst
:
00:53:20,496 --> 00:53:22,026
playlist on my Spotify.
:
00:53:22,026 --> 00:53:23,056
Heh heh heh
:
00:53:24,236 --> 00:53:26,916
-:Alternatively, is it the best
:
00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:28,776
playlist on your Spotify?
:
00:53:29,726 --> 00:53:31,806
-:That depends on how drunk you are, slash
:
00:53:31,836 --> 00:53:33,106
what kind of drugs you're on, I think.
:
00:53:33,226 --> 00:53:33,796
-:So.
:
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,046
-:Oh
:
00:53:37,206 --> 00:53:37,966
-:Wet suction
:
00:53:37,966 --> 00:53:42,966
pop is like a genre of music I
would listen to, so I have to,
:
00:53:43,276 --> 00:53:44,300
-:Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
:
00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:44,446
Heh
:
00:53:44,606 --> 00:53:47,416
-:I do have one, one gator hater point,
:
00:53:47,546 --> 00:53:50,316
ding, for this show, and that is, they
:
00:53:50,376 --> 00:53:52,686
-:we put the dings in post, Vic,
:
00:53:53,705 --> 00:53:53,835
you.
:
00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:54,165
don't have
:
00:53:54,270 --> 00:53:55,390
-:Yeah, I
:
00:53:55,405 --> 00:53:56,945
-:heh heh heh heh heh.
:
00:53:57,090 --> 00:53:58,710
-:I did notice that they
:
00:53:58,710 --> 00:53:59,870
brought it up twice.
:
00:54:00,190 --> 00:54:03,800
Teal'c and General Hammond
made a point to say it.
:
00:54:03,830 --> 00:54:06,810
And then later in the
episode, Sam Carter says it.
:
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:12,530
They said, oh, it's really strange
that Serpentor guards And Horus
:
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,210
Guards are working together.
:
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,870
And there was not Okay, I
might be wrong, Stargate fans.
:
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,880
You know, some of you guys
have seen every episode here.
:
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:21,770
Maybe I missed it.
:
00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:24,380
But there was not a single fucking
Horus Guard in the entire show.
:
00:54:24,380 --> 00:54:25,920
Those were Anubis Guards!
:
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,600
I I don't know shit about
Egyptology, but I know that!
:
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:32,200
I know those were not
Horus, they were Anubis!
:
00:54:33,710 --> 00:54:35,130
How did you not get this right?
:
00:54:35,540 --> 00:54:37,850
Like, for fuck's sake,
they're right there!
:
00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:40,000
With the, the, the jackal faces.
:
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000
They don't look Horus is a goddamn bird!
:
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,240
How did you not know this?
:
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,900
Ah, that irritated the hell out of me.
:
00:54:47,925 --> 00:54:48,035
-:I
:
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:51,815
know, and I was really sad because I was
really hoping to see, uh, Alpha Legion
:
00:54:51,815 --> 00:54:53,645
and Black Legion teaming up together.
:
00:54:55,435 --> 00:54:55,655
-:Is
:
00:54:55,665 --> 00:54:57,775
-:a joke just for the two people
:
00:54:57,775 --> 00:55:02,235
who know Warhammer enough to be
like, Ah yes, snakes, the alpha
:
00:55:02,235 --> 00:55:04,355
legion, Horus, the black legion,
:
00:55:04,705 --> 00:55:05,880
-:that, that that sounded
:
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,810
like a war hammer joke.
:
00:55:07,020 --> 00:55:07,680
. So, yeah.
:
00:55:08,985 --> 00:55:09,275
Yeah.
:
00:55:09,925 --> 00:55:14,855
-:So, Vic, you see, the Horus heresy.
:
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:16,240
-:somewhat familiar with that, that
:
00:55:16,395 --> 00:55:17,125
-:Please no.
:
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,240
-:I do love the lore of War Hammer 40 K,
:
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:21,731
just not the people who play the game.
:
00:55:22,205 --> 00:55:22,845
-:Fair.
:
00:55:23,365 --> 00:55:24,375
-:and I both play the game.
:
00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,065
Oh,
:
00:55:26,130 --> 00:55:27,180
-:this discussion before.
:
00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:28,110
You guys are cool,
:
00:55:28,215 --> 00:55:29,435
-:I also don't like people
:
00:55:29,435 --> 00:55:30,315
who play Warhammer.
:
00:55:30,585 --> 00:55:31,415
Mostly.
:
00:55:31,855 --> 00:55:33,515
There's a handful of exceptions.
:
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,220
And I knew enough of them
to actually start playing.
:
00:55:37,090 --> 00:55:37,390
-:Yeah.
:
00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:40,170
-:speaking of playing the game, who do
:
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,040
you guys think is getting this gauled?
:
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,390
I mean, besides clearly none of
them, because it doesn't matter.
:
00:55:45,390 --> 00:55:46,860
And we're not watching the next episode.
:
00:55:47,370 --> 00:55:50,410
But hypothetically,
:
00:55:52,375 --> 00:55:52,815
-:Carter.
:
00:55:54,715 --> 00:55:55,125
Oh yeah.
:
00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:56,770
-:Yeah, I
:
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:57,130
mean,
:
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:58,530
-:sense, because I got the
:
00:55:58,530 --> 00:56:02,320
impression that Daniel Jackson
had, has been goulded before.
:
00:56:02,870 --> 00:56:07,870
And, , obviously, , O'Neal has,
because she did, we got the clip of her
:
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,610
cutting an X in his fucking stomach.
:
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,680
So he probably had it at one point.
:
00:56:11,830 --> 00:56:12,620
So that leaves Carter.
:
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:13,650
She's gotta be the only one.
:
00:56:13,770 --> 00:56:14,420
It's her turn.
:
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:14,910
Yep.
:
00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:16,112
Yeah.
:
00:56:16,780 --> 00:56:17,320
-:Checks out.
:
00:56:18,745 --> 00:56:22,825
-:also, I felt like this is absolutely,
:
00:56:22,845 --> 00:56:31,255
like, The, the cheap:sci fi titillation we could get,
:
00:56:31,285 --> 00:56:36,155
where it's, you know, Hathor comes
up and is waving a phallic alien in
:
00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:40,550
Carter's face, and it's just like,
You can see this is suggestive, right?
:
00:56:40,550 --> 00:56:43,110
And it's like, yes we
can, yes we can, Showtime.
:
00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:44,610
It's like, alright, can you tell?
:
00:56:44,710 --> 00:56:45,230
Can you tell?
:
00:56:45,230 --> 00:56:46,630
It's like, we got it.
:
00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:48,370
More snake in the face.
:
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:51,235
-:Honestly,
:
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:51,560
-:face.
:
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,610
I think we got your episode title here.
:
00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,560
Snake in the face.
:
00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:56,435
-:we haven't seen any nudity.
:
00:56:57,475 --> 00:56:59,075
Showtime has nudity, right?
:
00:56:59,890 --> 00:57:02,530
-:assuming this is the edits that
:
00:57:02,530 --> 00:57:05,130
went back after Sci Fi bought the
:
00:57:05,315 --> 00:57:06,625
-:Oh.
:
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,550
-:could have sworn that in the
:
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,950
pilot episode, the blonde girl
who got kidnapped, I could
:
00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:13,520
have sworn we saw her boobs.
:
00:57:13,870 --> 00:57:17,160
But maybe that's just my
teenage brain wishful thinking,
:
00:57:17,420 --> 00:57:18,740
remembering when I first saw it.
:
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,260
I could have sworn there
was nudity, but, oh well.
:
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,330
-:Not in the version that
:
00:57:24,330 --> 00:57:25,840
is on, , Amazon Prime.
:
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,110
-:I'm sure there's some fan art out there.
:
00:57:29,745 --> 00:57:30,385
-:I'm not
:
00:57:30,550 --> 00:57:33,100
-:I am not I am not looking
:
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,340
up Stargate, , Rule 34.
:
00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:35,830
-:Oh, come
:
00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:36,775
-:doesn't need to see
:
00:57:36,910 --> 00:57:37,610
-:Come on!
:
00:57:38,010 --> 00:57:38,700
Do it!
:
00:57:38,700 --> 00:57:53,960
Oh, scary.
:
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,630
-:Oh, dang it, that's another episode where
:
00:57:55,630 --> 00:58:00,750
I forgot to, to visually, or verbally
say, The chevrons are locked, the
:
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,740
lights are on, it's alien fighting time.
:
00:58:03,770 --> 00:58:08,980
Which, I wanted to make sure
I said, because, Vic, we still
:
00:58:08,980 --> 00:58:10,310
haven't talked about BattleBots.
:
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,740
-:Oh, dude, we, oh my god,
:
00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:15,260
that, whoo, prepare yourself.
:
00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:18,470
Dude, clear your calendar because
I fucking love BattleBots, man.
:
00:58:18,490 --> 00:58:22,890
My, my, my, , shameless drop, my page,
Dominion Media Television, is officially
:
00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:24,830
sponsoring Team Bloodsport next year.
:
00:58:25,220 --> 00:58:28,090
So, , yeah, I'm super
fucking excited about that.
:
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:31,770
, yeah, they're gonna put my little
logo on the bot for a couple fights.
:
00:58:31,830 --> 00:58:34,100
I'm so fucking stoked.
:
00:58:34,530 --> 00:58:35,520
So, but edit
:
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:37,560
-:Well, if you ever want to, if you ever
:
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:44,420
want to talk about the reality of being
on seasons 3 and 4, holler at your guy.
:
00:58:45,185 --> 00:58:47,185
-:Oh, dude, we're, we're, we're, we're
:
00:58:47,185 --> 00:58:48,575
gonna, yeah, we're gonna have some chats.
:
00:58:48,715 --> 00:58:50,465
Cause, yeah, I wanna know all about it.
:
00:58:50,510 --> 00:58:52,710
-:Our group chat is going to be ignored
:
00:58:52,710 --> 00:58:54,590
by me for the next three days.
:
00:58:55,355 --> 00:58:55,505
-:Ha
:
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,520
-:have at boys.
:
00:58:56,597 --> 00:58:57,235
-:ha ha ha.
:
00:58:57,235 --> 00:58:57,805
Awesome.
:
00:58:59,335 --> 00:58:59,695
Yeah.
:
00:58:59,815 --> 00:59:00,065
-:right.
:
00:59:00,065 --> 00:59:04,205
Well, so we end on a cliffhanger
now it is time for our predictions.
:
00:59:04,585 --> 00:59:05,545
-:Yes it is.
:
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,200
-:got to talk about how far we're
:
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,210
going ahead before we make those
:
00:59:09,465 --> 00:59:10,705
-:Oh, yeah, let's do that first.
:
00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:13,180
-:let me, , let me roll some dice here.
:
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,370
19.
:
00:59:18,085 --> 00:59:18,485
-:Whoa!
:
00:59:18,485 --> 00:59:20,552
So, season three...
:
00:59:20,670 --> 00:59:21,470
-:We're going to go to.
:
00:59:21,931 --> 00:59:22,620
-:New...
:
00:59:22,620 --> 00:59:23,309
Oh,
:
00:59:23,395 --> 00:59:25,435
-:finale, season three, episode 19
:
00:59:25,855 --> 00:59:27,905
new ground, I've got it pulled up.
:
00:59:27,905 --> 00:59:28,695
You don't need to look it up
:
00:59:29,305 --> 00:59:30,985
-:Oh, it's a terrible flash animation
:
00:59:32,885 --> 00:59:34,005
-:new grounds.
:
00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:35,035
-:that thing in a while.
:
00:59:35,855 --> 00:59:36,295
Nice.
:
00:59:36,345 --> 00:59:37,055
New ground.
:
00:59:37,185 --> 00:59:38,845
-:but before we, \, make those
:
00:59:38,865 --> 00:59:43,405
predictions, Vic, why don't you
pull up the lab results for us
:
00:59:43,895 --> 00:59:45,505
-:I'm getting those just now.
:
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:49,735
Uh, they're, they're, the live
results are coming in just now.
:
00:59:49,745 --> 00:59:50,835
Let me, , get the envelope here.
:
00:59:51,055 --> 00:59:51,215
-:All
:
00:59:51,275 --> 00:59:53,475
-:and your a1c is a little high
:
00:59:53,545 --> 00:59:53,935
-:no.
:
00:59:54,085 --> 00:59:54,375
-:What?
:
00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:56,945
Wait, what?
:
00:59:56,975 --> 00:59:58,505
-:I was that was a that was
:
00:59:58,505 --> 01:00:00,045
a lab results joke Vic
:
01:00:00,065 --> 01:00:01,825
not not an actual problem
with the recording
:
01:00:02,275 --> 01:00:03,175
-:I thought, I thought that was
:
01:00:03,175 --> 01:00:04,425
podcast jargon for a second.
:
01:00:04,785 --> 01:00:05,135
-:No
:
01:00:05,595 --> 01:00:06,045
-:No,
:
01:00:06,495 --> 01:00:08,215
-:So I do have to admit, uh, that
:
01:00:08,255 --> 01:00:09,815
I, I will, full disclosure.
:
01:00:10,055 --> 01:00:13,675
, I procrastinated and forgot about
sending this down to the lab.
:
01:00:13,675 --> 01:00:15,965
So I only, Oh, wow, exactly
:
01:00:16,065 --> 01:00:16,965
-:then we can hold off on it
:
01:00:17,275 --> 01:00:18,245
-:Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
:
01:00:18,455 --> 01:00:19,505
The lab rats came through.
:
01:00:19,845 --> 01:00:21,715
We got, , 83 votes
:
01:00:22,005 --> 01:00:22,225
on
:
01:00:22,535 --> 01:00:24,225
-:more than we've read normally.
:
01:00:24,905 --> 01:00:25,545
-:I know, right?
:
01:00:26,985 --> 01:00:28,255
This was very impressive.
:
01:00:28,275 --> 01:00:31,495
And also I haven't heard back from
Angela, the gatekeeper on this one.
:
01:00:31,815 --> 01:00:33,475
, cause she's out doing
Thanksgiving with family.
:
01:00:33,475 --> 01:00:35,035
So we'll just go straight off of the.
:
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,640
She'll come, we'll come back
to her next week just in case
:
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,630
there's any discrepancies.
:
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,160
So, all right.
:
01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:45,060
Uh, so, first off, who had, , they
find a Celtic themed planet?
:
01:00:45,070 --> 01:00:45,740
-:That's me.
:
01:00:45,820 --> 01:00:49,090
-:Eugéphère, and that one with...
:
01:00:49,850 --> 01:00:50,830
Fifteen votes?
:
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:52,160
I'm gonna say that is confirmed.
:
01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:54,040
We think we have a Celtic themed planet.
:
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:59,570
Although, I did notice in the comments,
some Lab Rats, uh, got Celtic and
:
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:01,940
Nordic, uh, culture kind of mixed up.
:
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:01,960
Pfft.
:
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,800
Hehehehe.
:
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,560
Because someone mentioned, I won't mention
his name, but someone said, But all, all
:
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,390
of Thor's planets are essentially Celtic?
:
01:01:08,390 --> 01:01:09,743
They're like, No dude, that's Nordic.
:
01:01:09,743 --> 01:01:10,306
That's
:
01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:11,420
-:White people all
:
01:01:11,432 --> 01:01:11,995
-:hehehehe.
:
01:01:12,535 --> 01:01:17,135
That is true, and , speaking of, actually
not so much, , the next, your next
:
01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:21,185
prediction was they find a Native American
themed planet, 21 votes, let's call
:
01:01:21,185 --> 01:01:23,655
that one confirmed as well, so good job
:
01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:24,650
-:Hopefully it
:
01:01:24,650 --> 01:01:25,810
-:the next question is, More
:
01:01:25,810 --> 01:01:28,280
or less racist than TNG?
:
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:29,010
Uh,
:
01:01:29,095 --> 01:01:30,835
-:that is a good question, I would love
:
01:01:30,835 --> 01:01:35,145
to know that, , and your next prediction
was it turns out Jesus was a Gua'uld?
:
01:01:35,495 --> 01:01:38,815
, that one is still in the air, only
got three votes on that one, and
:
01:01:38,815 --> 01:01:41,855
those were the same three guys
who voted on everything in this.
:
01:01:42,255 --> 01:01:42,745
So.
:
01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:43,460
-:Boo.
:
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,820
Three guys.
:
01:01:45,095 --> 01:01:47,215
-:Listen, lab rats, just because
:
01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:49,655
there's a button, you don't
have to click on it, okay?
:
01:01:50,221 --> 01:01:50,908
Push the button.
:
01:01:50,908 --> 01:01:52,495
What are you doing?
:
01:01:52,495 --> 01:01:54,478
I'm just playing a little.
:
01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:55,271
Come on!
:
01:01:55,271 --> 01:01:56,461
Push the button!
:
01:01:56,461 --> 01:01:56,858
Yeah!
:
01:01:56,858 --> 01:01:57,651
Come on!
:
01:01:57,651 --> 01:01:58,048
Push
:
01:01:58,107 --> 01:01:58,667
-:Come on, guys.
:
01:01:59,447 --> 01:02:01,277
Ha ha ha ha!
:
01:02:01,357 --> 01:02:06,227
Alright, so, this next set of three
predictions, this was, these were mine.
:
01:02:06,227 --> 01:02:11,607
My prediction that there was a body
swap episode, that one came in with...
:
01:02:12,512 --> 01:02:15,312
Eighteen votes, so we're gonna
call that one confirmed as well.
:
01:02:15,322 --> 01:02:15,882
Yeah!
:
01:02:16,672 --> 01:02:20,002
Uh, Teal gets a human
girlfriend and or admirer.
:
01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:24,282
I got, uh, I'm gonna say, I
got five votes, so we're gonna
:
01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:25,772
call that one maybe for now.
:
01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:28,722
Uh, I, I honestly think Dr.
:
01:02:28,722 --> 01:02:31,522
Frasier from this episode
is his love interest.
:
01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:35,307
Cause she, they did mention
that she stayed by his side
:
01:02:35,307 --> 01:02:36,537
for what, three weeks straight?
:
01:02:36,827 --> 01:02:40,447
While he was in the, it was like,
lady, don't you got some work to do?
:
01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:41,227
You're a doctor.
:
01:02:41,227 --> 01:02:43,737
Alright?
:
01:02:43,812 --> 01:02:44,632
-:else is dead!
:
01:02:44,852 --> 01:02:45,012
I don't
:
01:02:45,117 --> 01:02:46,027
-:Well that's a good point, yeah, she
:
01:02:46,027 --> 01:02:46,997
doesn't have anything else to do.
:
01:02:47,367 --> 01:02:52,247
And then my third prediction, , 18 votes,
calling this one confirmed, Daniel Jackson
:
01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,557
dies and is resurrected at least once.
:
01:02:55,327 --> 01:02:57,047
That, that absolutely has to happen.
:
01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:04,517
Uh, so next we have, uh, although I
will ask Angela for this clarification
:
01:03:04,537 --> 01:03:08,217
because Daniel Jackson died in
the movie and was resurrected.
:
01:03:08,217 --> 01:03:12,267
So I'm not sure if I made it clear
that this is an SG one prediction.
:
01:03:12,267 --> 01:03:13,287
So we'll
:
01:03:13,492 --> 01:03:15,052
-:We'll get clarification on it.
:
01:03:15,467 --> 01:03:15,807
-:Yeah.
:
01:03:16,597 --> 01:03:18,227
And next up are Ben's predictions.
:
01:03:18,277 --> 01:03:20,877
Uh, Carter's dad never returns.
:
01:03:21,727 --> 01:03:23,697
That's a, that's, that's a definite zero.
:
01:03:23,847 --> 01:03:26,947
So it looks like Carter's dad, it
becomes a reoccurring character.
:
01:03:27,677 --> 01:03:33,557
Uh, also, also zero points on,
uh, Armin the Reporter's story
:
01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,357
getting leaked to the news.
:
01:03:35,737 --> 01:03:37,257
Also got zero votes as that as well.
:
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:38,047
Yeah.
:
01:03:38,377 --> 01:03:41,067
Which I'm not, I'm not sure, I
really feel like that happens.
:
01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:46,137
There's no way this entire show happens
without SG 1 being in the news somehow
:
01:03:46,147 --> 01:03:47,967
and becoming public knowledge that, yeah.
:
01:03:48,902 --> 01:03:50,052
-:it also would feel weird for
:
01:03:50,052 --> 01:03:54,222
him to, like, Hey, we wrote this
character, he dies blaming O'Neil,
:
01:03:54,692 --> 01:03:57,032
And now that thread is just done.
:
01:03:57,417 --> 01:03:57,697
-:Yeah.
:
01:03:57,697 --> 01:04:02,677
And finally, uh, the SG 1
heroes team up with Apophis.
:
01:04:03,802 --> 01:04:05,372
To take down Herroror.
:
01:04:05,862 --> 01:04:08,712
Uh, four boats for that one, so
put a pin in that one as well.
:
01:04:08,722 --> 01:04:10,992
That one, , it's, that was, yeah.
:
01:04:11,002 --> 01:04:12,672
That seems like that's, that's possible.
:
01:04:12,672 --> 01:04:15,802
I think we got some hints of that
in the, in some of the flashbacks
:
01:04:15,802 --> 01:04:17,152
in this episode, as well.
:
01:04:18,282 --> 01:04:21,022
So there we are, ... I was gonna
ask if, Jaffer, do you have a
:
01:04:21,032 --> 01:04:22,822
running tally for us so far, or...
:
01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:24,602
I know you've got a
spreadsheet for everything,
:
01:04:24,702 --> 01:04:27,892
-:I have not been keeping track of your
:
01:04:27,892 --> 01:04:32,532
individual scores because I don't care.
:
01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,142
I have been,
:
01:04:35,782 --> 01:04:35,932
-:hah.
:
01:04:36,062 --> 01:04:37,952
-:I know how many points I have.
:
01:04:38,162 --> 01:04:39,952
If you give me a moment, I can add it up.
:
01:04:41,292 --> 01:04:42,442
-:That's okay, we do not
:
01:04:42,442 --> 01:04:43,221
need to do that now.
:
01:04:43,407 --> 01:04:44,957
-:yeah, for, for next episode I'll,
:
01:04:44,957 --> 01:04:47,407
cause I know the listeners want to
know who, , what the current score
:
01:04:47,407 --> 01:04:51,227
is, but, , for, I'll, I'll make that
my homework for next podcast episode.
:
01:04:51,227 --> 01:04:55,697
I'll go through all the, all
the, , polls we have in the lab
:
01:04:55,797 --> 01:05:00,757
and add up, get a, An estimate of
a tally of, of where the scores
:
01:05:00,822 --> 01:05:01,342
-:It works.
:
01:05:01,387 --> 01:05:02,387
-:Cause yeah, we won't know for sure
:
01:05:02,387 --> 01:05:04,197
until the very last episode, so.
:
01:05:05,682 --> 01:05:06,852
-:Alright, well I'll go with
:
01:05:06,852 --> 01:05:08,402
mine first, start us off.
:
01:05:09,022 --> 01:05:11,352
Lincoln, what are you doing up there?
:
01:05:11,832 --> 01:05:12,312
Guessing.
:
01:05:13,602 --> 01:05:16,672
I guess no one's coming.
:
01:05:16,672 --> 01:05:19,062
I have seen into the future.
:
01:05:19,062 --> 01:05:20,542
You ruined the prophecy.
:
01:05:21,029 --> 01:05:24,069
-:So my daytime, Teal'c saves the day.
:
01:05:26,019 --> 01:05:28,019
Teal'c shows up, rescues our, our
:
01:05:28,288 --> 01:05:30,049
-:From this current situation.
:
01:05:30,299 --> 01:05:31,209
-:From this current
:
01:05:31,509 --> 01:05:32,069
-:So in
:
01:05:32,074 --> 01:05:32,934
-:Oh, okay.
:
01:05:32,999 --> 01:05:35,019
-:in season three, episode
:
01:05:35,019 --> 01:05:38,729
one, Teal'c rescues, okay.
:
01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:39,669
-:Yes.
:
01:05:40,249 --> 01:05:41,159
-:Just want to be clear here
:
01:05:41,219 --> 01:05:43,329
-:not just in general, at some point
:
01:05:43,329 --> 01:05:45,009
in the series, Teal'c saves the day!
:
01:05:45,139 --> 01:05:46,239
-:I
:
01:05:46,594 --> 01:05:47,564
-:That's a legit prediction.
:
01:05:47,574 --> 01:05:48,864
He, he seems like he saved...
:
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:50,288
-:think he saves the day
:
01:05:50,364 --> 01:05:51,324
-:the SG 1 team...
:
01:05:52,084 --> 01:05:52,404
Yeah,
:
01:05:52,474 --> 01:05:55,604
I'm sure everyone there owes him,
owes him their life at least once.
:
01:05:56,809 --> 01:05:57,999
-:my evening prediction?
:
01:05:58,559 --> 01:06:03,179
SG 1 does eventually
team up with some gold.
:
01:06:04,584 --> 01:06:04,994
-:Team's
:
01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:07,329
-:Not necessarily saying who, but at
:
01:06:07,329 --> 01:06:08,829
some point they team up with one
:
01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:09,189
-:Damn it.
:
01:06:09,209 --> 01:06:10,469
I had that written down.
:
01:06:11,649 --> 01:06:12,699
-:You can still okay.
:
01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:13,389
And
:
01:06:13,538 --> 01:06:15,159
-:we've never had done a dual prediction.
:
01:06:15,159 --> 01:06:15,969
Is that allowed?
:
01:06:16,134 --> 01:06:16,534
-:wait.
:
01:06:16,788 --> 01:06:17,549
-:Yeah, we have!
:
01:06:17,999 --> 01:06:18,479
We've done dual
:
01:06:18,749 --> 01:06:19,319
-:Have we?
:
01:06:20,194 --> 01:06:22,094
-:Well, let's, well, let's clarify
:
01:06:22,094 --> 01:06:22,244
here.
:
01:06:23,899 --> 01:06:24,589
Let's clarify here.
:
01:06:24,609 --> 01:06:30,219
Are you saying that they team up with
a particular individual or one of
:
01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:32,829
like the System Lords, , boss guys?
:
01:06:33,819 --> 01:06:34,599
-:a Gawuld.
:
01:06:34,639 --> 01:06:35,299
Somebody
:
01:06:35,670 --> 01:06:36,101
-:gewd.
:
01:06:36,101 --> 01:06:36,533
Yeah.
:
01:06:36,533 --> 01:06:37,395
Teal'c's a
:
01:06:37,439 --> 01:06:38,629
-:Like, would they get another Teal
:
01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:40,929
-:No, not a Jaffa.
:
01:06:41,639 --> 01:06:42,999
-:Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
:
01:06:43,049 --> 01:06:43,369
Yeah.
:
01:06:45,129 --> 01:06:45,489
-:Yeah.
:
01:06:46,029 --> 01:06:49,269
So not somebody who's incubating
a Gawuld, somebody who they
:
01:06:49,269 --> 01:06:51,169
have been overcome by a Gawuld.
:
01:06:51,219 --> 01:06:51,829
-:gotcha, gotcha.
:
01:06:53,639 --> 01:06:54,929
-:and then my prime time?
:
01:06:56,199 --> 01:06:59,439
And I'm going to be clear about
this because, Ja'far, we've had,
:
01:06:59,629 --> 01:07:02,619
we've had some instances where
this verbiage has mattered.
:
01:07:03,569 --> 01:07:08,339
Not necessarily that we see
them, but in the run of SG 1,
:
01:07:08,419 --> 01:07:10,869
there are two more clip shows.
:
01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:12,489
-:Two more clip shows?
:
01:07:12,549 --> 01:07:13,029
Okay.
:
01:07:13,089 --> 01:07:15,169
-:from this point forward or
:
01:07:15,229 --> 01:07:17,919
total, because if we missed one
:
01:07:17,929 --> 01:07:19,849
-:a total of at least three.
:
01:07:20,579 --> 01:07:21,009
-:Okay.
:
01:07:21,339 --> 01:07:21,659
-:Okay.
:
01:07:21,669 --> 01:07:25,449
So if there was one in season one,
it would count towards the two.
:
01:07:26,939 --> 01:07:28,639
Okay, that's fair.
:
01:07:28,769 --> 01:07:29,079
Yeah, no,
:
01:07:29,119 --> 01:07:29,899
-:I don't, I don't think
:
01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:31,079
-:God, I hope there is not a
:
01:07:31,149 --> 01:07:34,439
season one, season one clip show.
:
01:07:34,589 --> 01:07:36,049
-:That screams of desperation.
:
01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:38,379
If they did.
:
01:07:39,449 --> 01:07:41,329
Alright, , Ja'far, are you
ready or should I go next?
:
01:07:41,879 --> 01:07:42,579
-:I can do mine.
:
01:07:43,899 --> 01:07:44,129
-:Alright, cool.
:
01:07:44,469 --> 01:07:48,119
-:Uh, so my daytime prediction is just kind
:
01:07:48,119 --> 01:07:52,409
of a shot in the dark, but given some of
the actors that we've seen on this show,
:
01:07:53,259 --> 01:07:55,529
I'm expecting Clancy Brown to show up.
:
01:07:56,629 --> 01:07:57,619
-:Ooooooh.
:
01:07:57,849 --> 01:07:59,249
-:So I'm just going to throw it out there.
:
01:07:59,299 --> 01:08:02,299
Clancy Brown, at some point in
this show, I have not checked his
:
01:08:02,299 --> 01:08:06,819
IMDB page in a long enough time
where I feel like this is a safe.
:
01:08:06,819 --> 01:08:08,909
I haven't had to check it
for, , who are you or anything.
:
01:08:10,029 --> 01:08:11,719
-:Okay, I do not know who that is,
:
01:08:11,719 --> 01:08:12,499
so I'm gonna have to look them
:
01:08:12,644 --> 01:08:13,264
-:You do.
:
01:08:13,444 --> 01:08:14,194
I promise you
:
01:08:14,254 --> 01:08:14,574
-:Okay.
:
01:08:15,309 --> 01:08:17,599
-:Uh, he's the Kurgan from, , Highlander.
:
01:08:18,663 --> 01:08:20,124
-:Ah, geez dude, I haven't seen
:
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:20,698
-:He's the bad
:
01:08:20,698 --> 01:08:21,038
guy.
:
01:08:21,429 --> 01:08:22,719
,
-::
01:08:23,029 --> 01:08:23,769
-:Does he have like a really
:
01:08:23,769 --> 01:08:24,679
gruff voice like this?
:
01:08:24,679 --> 01:08:25,709
Does he talk like this?
:
01:08:26,453 --> 01:08:28,033
-:he has a very gravelly voice.
:
01:08:28,113 --> 01:08:31,004
He's the drill sergeant
in Starship Troopers.
:
01:08:31,344 --> 01:08:35,084
The enemy cannot push a button
if you disable his hand.
:
01:08:36,198 --> 01:08:37,089
-:Oh, okay!
:
01:08:37,328 --> 01:08:37,589
Huh,
:
01:08:37,734 --> 01:08:38,084
-:you're,
:
01:08:38,304 --> 01:08:40,014
,
-::
01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:40,374
Okay.
:
01:08:41,344 --> 01:08:43,064
-:my evening, same as Ben.
:
01:08:43,354 --> 01:08:45,684
They eventually team up
with one of these golds.
:
01:08:46,663 --> 01:08:48,264
-:Okay, now, now, clarification
:
01:08:48,354 --> 01:08:49,814
-:do the exact same as Ben.
:
01:08:50,243 --> 01:08:53,323
Uh, just for the sake of
making the poll easier.
:
01:08:53,693 --> 01:08:56,113
Uh, I will make no distinctions.
:
01:08:56,283 --> 01:08:59,434
I think if we weren't doing the polls,
I might make it a little different.
:
01:08:59,674 --> 01:09:02,814
But we are already confusing
the lab rats enough.
:
01:09:02,814 --> 01:09:05,464
I feel like with some of these
don't want to make it worse.
:
01:09:05,464 --> 01:09:08,464
Um,
:
01:09:08,618 --> 01:09:10,139
-:Cause it actually, it's annoying
:
01:09:10,139 --> 01:09:13,549
when I have to type in more than
eight, because, because of the way
:
01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:16,969
the keyboard works, I have to close
it down and then open a new window.
:
01:09:16,969 --> 01:09:17,738
So, this'll work!
:
01:09:17,769 --> 01:09:19,229
You're making it easier
on me, just with...
:
01:09:20,724 --> 01:09:23,794
-:and then, uh, finally we've had some
:
01:09:23,913 --> 01:09:28,493
religious figures, uh, you know, like
the some of the Pharaohs and stuff.
:
01:09:28,514 --> 01:09:28,984
I threw out
:
01:09:29,249 --> 01:09:30,479
-:Ja'far?
:
01:09:30,488 --> 01:09:30,698
Who's
:
01:09:30,904 --> 01:09:33,294
-:I, I want to do another,
:
01:09:33,304 --> 01:09:35,363
someone famous, uh, historical
:
01:09:35,363 --> 01:09:35,884
figure was
:
01:09:35,979 --> 01:09:36,908
-:Sagan is a ghoul.
:
01:09:39,499 --> 01:09:39,868
-:Carl
:
01:09:39,979 --> 01:09:41,068
-:actually, I've written down
:
01:09:41,068 --> 01:09:42,698
that Play Doh was an alien
:
01:09:43,549 --> 01:09:44,649
-:Plato is an alien.
:
01:09:44,649 --> 01:09:45,429
That's, okay,
:
01:09:45,859 --> 01:09:47,339
-:as my prime time.
:
01:09:47,828 --> 01:09:48,679
I figure that's.
:
01:09:49,129 --> 01:09:51,669
Uh, that's three point
worthy for kind of out there
:
01:09:51,828 --> 01:09:53,029
-:That's definitely three point
:
01:09:53,078 --> 01:09:55,979
-:I will say, I appreciate that because,
:
01:09:56,029 --> 01:09:59,179
uh, Plato is very important to me.
:
01:09:59,199 --> 01:10:01,579
Plato is part of how I
knew I loved my wife.
:
01:10:02,554 --> 01:10:05,384
Because we were sitting at a
coffee shop at one point, and I
:
01:10:05,384 --> 01:10:10,534
was talking about Aristotle, and
mentioned he was a student of Plato.
:
01:10:11,104 --> 01:10:15,224
And my wife, girlfriend at the time,
goes, I'm also a student of Plato.
:
01:10:15,864 --> 01:10:17,504
I love making shapes.
:
01:10:21,053 --> 01:10:22,163
I'm like, I love this woman.
:
01:10:22,163 --> 01:10:23,163
I'm going to marry her.
:
01:10:24,073 --> 01:10:24,323
And I
:
01:10:24,478 --> 01:10:24,827
-:It's a good
:
01:10:26,238 --> 01:10:27,688
-:Alright, so now it's my turn.
:
01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:31,558
, I'm going to, so I've written two
predictions down so far, , I'll just
:
01:10:31,558 --> 01:10:33,018
have to make the third one off the spot.
:
01:10:33,348 --> 01:10:38,378
So, , for my morning, daytime
prediction, , I'm going to say, and
:
01:10:38,378 --> 01:10:41,008
I've meant to bring this up before on
the show, I just keep forgetting to.
:
01:10:41,258 --> 01:10:46,158
, I think it's kind of stupid and
fucked up that the whole Stargate
:
01:10:46,158 --> 01:10:49,358
Command is just the United States.
:
01:10:49,823 --> 01:10:52,452
Like, in the last episode we covered,
they were talking about how they
:
01:10:52,452 --> 01:10:55,583
can't let it leak to other nations,
and I paused for a second, and I
:
01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:56,673
was like, hold up, hold up, hold up.
:
01:10:57,103 --> 01:11:01,653
You guys are fighting aliens hell bent
on exterminating the planet Earth,
:
01:11:02,113 --> 01:11:05,943
and you're just letting the United
States handle this on their own?
:
01:11:06,133 --> 01:11:07,013
That's stupid.
:
01:11:07,383 --> 01:11:08,202
Come on, guys.
:
01:11:08,202 --> 01:11:08,783
What the fuck?
:
01:11:09,393 --> 01:11:14,793
So, my prediction is, they're going
to open up the SG Stargate Command,
:
01:11:15,073 --> 01:11:16,753
they're gonna get other nations in on it.
:
01:11:17,143 --> 01:11:17,823
Like, they have to.
:
01:11:17,863 --> 01:11:18,093
Come on.
:
01:11:18,513 --> 01:11:22,523
Like, like, you cannot, you cannot
expect the US to hold off this
:
01:11:22,523 --> 01:11:23,823
entire alien invasion fleet.
:
01:11:24,533 --> 01:11:25,433
So that's my daytime.
:
01:11:25,483 --> 01:11:26,073
Okay, evening.
:
01:11:26,183 --> 01:11:27,413
Yeah, I'll get this right one day.
:
01:11:27,923 --> 01:11:32,843
My evening prediction is that
Teal'c liberates some Jaffa.
:
01:11:33,693 --> 01:11:38,153
Out there, like, the, he's gonna go find
a group of Jaffa and he's gonna, he's
:
01:11:38,153 --> 01:11:40,313
gonna release them from their, yeah.
:
01:11:40,743 --> 01:11:43,613
And he's gonna have, he's gonna be
leader of his own little Jaffa gang.
:
01:11:44,163 --> 01:11:46,313
And they're, he's gonna be
teaching them how to live in
:
01:11:46,313 --> 01:11:47,633
the world on Earth and stuff.
:
01:11:48,463 --> 01:11:51,153
And, okay, so now for
my primetime prediction.
:
01:11:51,923 --> 01:11:55,433
, I'm going to say, just making this
up off the top of my head, that...
:
01:11:55,433 --> 01:11:58,952
The president, we find out
the president is a Gould.
:
01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:02,023
-:alright.
:
01:12:02,728 --> 01:12:04,988
-:Weirder shit has probably
:
01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,098
happened in the show.
:
01:12:06,863 --> 01:12:09,883
-:Yep, the president has
:
01:12:09,883 --> 01:12:11,043
been replaced by a Gould.
:
01:12:11,073 --> 01:12:11,313
Yep.
:
01:12:12,058 --> 01:12:12,768
-:All right.
:
01:12:13,108 --> 01:12:16,498
Well, we'll be watching season
three, episode 19, New Ground.
:
01:12:17,038 --> 01:12:22,198
The SG 1 team travels to Bedrosia where
:
01:12:22,278 --> 01:12:23,458
unknown to them.
:
01:12:23,893 --> 01:12:26,513
The planet's two cultures
have been at war.
:
01:12:28,213 --> 01:12:30,246
-:This, okay, this sounds like
:
01:12:30,246 --> 01:12:33,157
some, some good sci fi right here.
:
01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:33,573
Bedrosia?
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Ha
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-:don't know how it's actually
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pronounced because we haven't watched
the episode and I can't check it.
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So, that's how I read it,
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-:This sounds, this sounds like the
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name of a setting in a, in a fantasy,
in a sleazy fantasy romance novel.
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Like Bedrosia.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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-:well that's that.
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-:ha ha
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-:I already made my predictions, Ben.
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-:No, you have to thank R.
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I.
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P.
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-:Oh, I mean anyone can think right.
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Everyone can think right.
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-:Everyone should thank R.
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I.
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P.
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-:for letting them use goon
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squad, letting us use goon
squad as our lovely theme music.
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Even if it has gotten every single
episode flagged for copyright
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by YouTube that we put up.
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, even though we have the permission
we've got, we're, we're good.
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, I put it, I even put in a claim and
they're all like, no, you don't.
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And I'm all like, okay,
automated bot thing.
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I don't give a shit what you
actually say, but I do give a shit.
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What Ripe has to say, because
they let us use Goon Squad,
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-:and thank you to Annette Lucena for your
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photograph of a television that you have
put under Creative Commons so that we
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can, , use it for our podcast artwork.
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-:And thank you to, , Angela the Gatekeeper
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for your expert, , Stargate wisdom.
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And thank you, Dominion Media Research
Lab and all the lab rats there.
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And if you enjoy our podcast, , feel free
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-:Just keep that shit to yourself.
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-:And we will see you next
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time on Last Time On.