Stargate SG1 S6E7 - Fake 90s Schizophrenia

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is a podcast for people who

want to watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for it?

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I know I don't.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: And

I just wanted to say thank you to

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Annette Lucena for licensing your

television under Creative Commons and

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thank you to the Goon Squad for R.

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I.

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P.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Vic, Vic,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Vic, Kay, come on.

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No,

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Vic, Vic, Heh,

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

what, what am I doing,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

That's the end of the show.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

heh, heh, heh, heh,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

We're at the st

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: heh, heh,

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Time travel!

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Tachyons.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: ons.

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I'm Jafar.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I'm Ben.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

And I'm Victor.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

And today we're talking SG 1

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Season 6, Episode 7, Shadowplay.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

what a friggin episode.

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This episode was made for this

podcast, ladies and gentlemen.

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This is, wow,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

And so I have to ask,

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Shadowplay, what do you want?

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Jaffer, what do you want?

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

No, wrong podcast, Ben!

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Vic, what do you want?

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: I

want a Slurpee right now, actually.

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A Mountain Dew Slurpee sounds amazing.

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And you know, that reminds me of

a thing I've been workshopping.

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I want to do a Cheyenne Mountain

Dew have the Stargate in

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the background of the logo.

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Like, you're welcome Coca Cola, or

Pepsi, or whoever owns you these days.

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That's a free idea right there.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Take it.

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Pepsi, clearly listening to this podcast.

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Before we get into this episode,

though, we are continuing our trend

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of recasting the SG 1 crew coming

off of news of a possible reboot.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Yes

speaking of which, the, The lab had

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finally voted for someone besides Ja'far.

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Ha ha ha.

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With 21 votes.

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Woo!

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William Jackson Harper is the

MVP pick for the new Daniel

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Jackson, ladies and gentlemen.

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Ha ha!

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

So this week we're gonna be doing

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our recast for Samantha Carter.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yes.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Anyone wanna go first?

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Cause I already got, I got mine.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I do as well.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Let's just go.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

go ahead,

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I'll, okay, I'll go first.

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I, I'm going to say that for the

new Samantha Carter, there is

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really only one choice out there.

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And she has been amazing as the lead

role in the wheel of time series.

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I don't know if you guys have seen

it, but Rosamund Pike is just,

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her screen presence is amazing.

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Amazing.

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. And I say for the, our fantasy

reboot that we're,, making in our

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heads here, she keeps the accent.

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You just redo retcon Carter's background.

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She's from London.

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She emigrated, whatever.

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Or, or maybe she's on loan from the

British military as a, as an officer.

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I don't know.

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Rosamund Pike, she would nail it.

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And if you guys have not seen

wheel of time yet, you totally

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need to see wheel of time.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

The wheel wheels, the wheel wheels

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what the wheel, ah, I'm I'm screwing

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: So you

have seen it, or you read the books at

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I've read the books and I've

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watched some of the first season.

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Needed to get back to it.

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It's the wheel wheel

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Wills,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

is the second word?

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: The wheel

wills as the wheel wants, or something.

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The wheel will

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Wheel weaves as the wheel wills or

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Something like that,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Yeah, okay, I'm mad I'm forgetting it.

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I, I, this is like, my nerd brain

is just like, you, you know this.

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You read it like a thousand times.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

wills as the wheel, yeah.

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Yeah, Ja'far, you haven't seen it?

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You haven't read the

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

That's cause Jafar is a

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

of the above.

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I, my only exposure to

Wheel of Time is in college.

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A group of friends got together

to make a shot called Balefire.

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And it was disgusting.

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I have had a number of people

try to get me to read it.

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And they have always presented

it to me with the caveat of

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you can skip these books.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Yeah, there is a ton of books.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: And

none of them have given me the same

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list of books, which tells me I should

probably not read this book series.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Well,

I'll tell you, if I had known, Like,

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I eventually got around to watching

it on Amazon . And if I had known

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the big twist about this series, I

would have jumped on it right away.

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So, do you know the big twist,

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

No, I know nothing about it.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: tell,

can I tell them, can I tell them,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

No.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Oh, come on!

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: You can

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

let me tell you, okay, okay,

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I won't spoil it completely.

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Spoiler alert for the listeners,

but this is a very vague spoiler.

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Okay, it's not a fantasy series.

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It's a science fiction series.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

is it cause Star Wars is fantasy.

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So

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: right.

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That's a whole other podcast.

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We can debate that.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

there's no science in Star Wars at all.

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Anywhere.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

That was very true.

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It's all space magic.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

more fun that way.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

It was fun.

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Anyway, back to Sam Carter.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Alright, so our first

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pick is Rosamund Pike.

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Jafar, who you got?

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: I'm torn.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Are you burnt?

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: No.

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So I definitely want some star power.

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I feel like a lot of

my recasting has been.

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Some light sci fi experience, not

a ton of sci fi experience, though.

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I want someone who's

got some sci fi chops.

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I want someone who's got sci fi creds.

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I want someone when they look

at it and go, that person

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belongs in Stargate somewhere.

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I've got two in mind both of which have

guested on strange new worlds and have

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other sci fi experience outside of that.

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Some Star Trek, some not.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Okay.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

I'm just not sure.

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Where I want to go with this one

is probably, they're probably both

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a little too goofy for Carter.

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So I want, I want someone who

can do a little bit more serious.

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And I think I'm going to go

with Melanie Scarafano who is

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Captain Patel in stranger worlds.

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She's Winona Earp in Winona Earp.

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And she's also Mrs.

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McMurray in Letterkenny.

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Is where most people will know her from,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

She's great.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: she is

immensely talented actress and can do

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the serious stuff, but also is really

good at laying back at the cut and

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just being hilarious in the background.

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And I think that could work well

for a Carter type character.

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Depending on the overall tone of the

show, I immediately, I admittedly am

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leaning into a bit more of a comedy style.

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SG 1, which is there, it's present but

is not the main thoroughfare, but I trust

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all of the actors and actresses that I've

picked thus far to be able to handle both.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

All right.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: got to

say anytime I made so I I'd never seen

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letter Kenny or wine owner, but anytime

I made a comic on many media television

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with strange new worlds and, and had.

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Captain Patel in it.

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I got like a dozen comments

from people saying, I need a

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cock sucking gin and tonic.

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And I don't know what that's from,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

That's from Letterkenny.

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Yep

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Is it okay?

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

for my read on Carter, we need somebody

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who can Oftentimes she shares the

technobabble with Daniel Jackson somebody

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who can handle being the character

that gets treated kind of like the

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stick in the mud, the, the person who

actually, like, is focused and gets the

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job done well, you know, Dan Jackson

is just, like, off in his own little

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world, and O'Neal I don't know how to

deal with a problem I can't shoot at.

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Um, so, we need somebody who

can be the adult in the room.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Adult supervision of the SG one team.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

she absolutely is.

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And so, I was like, who is somebody

who comes off as smart, as capable,

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as the, the person in the room

who you're just like, they'll

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be the one to get the job done.

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They can be trusted to, you know, maybe

they're not as, knowledgeable about

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what's going on as Daniel Jackson.

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Maybe they're not as good in a

firefight as O'Neal, but can do

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all of those things and will be the

glue holding the party together.

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So I went with Melissa Fumero who

played why am I blanking on it?

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Santiago Amy Santiago

in Brooklyn Nine Nine.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Mmhmm.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I'm unfamiliar with that one.

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So I'll have to look at

it when I'm up later.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

yeah, she's been in a bunch of stuff.

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She is absolutely great.

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She's done, you know, it was.

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Sitcom action, but she's done action

so we know she can run around, you

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know, fire a gun and can also, when

the needs arise, be very, very funny,

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but also handle those bits where

she's just delivering exposition

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and being the, the voice of reason.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Melissa Fumero,

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wow, okay, I don't recognize

her at all from anything.

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. I'm sure the, I'm sure the lab will.

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I know we got a lot of Brooklyn

Nine Nine fans in there, so.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Nine Nine,

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Ha ha ha.

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Nine Nine, I've never seen him, so.

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Ha ha

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: it's

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

good show.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Oh, yeah,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

And not just because my close, personal

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friend, Mark Evan Jackson, is on it.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: okay.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Mmhmm.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

who you, you would probably recognize

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because he was Sean in The Good Place.

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The, the leader of the Demons.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

wait, that, really?

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Hang on.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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That's interesting.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

He knows, he knows my wife a

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lot better than he knows me.

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But we got a, a New Year's email from him.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: No way.

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That's pretty cool.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

All right.

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Well, that is our recasting

for Commander Carter.

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Major.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Captain then Major.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

captain and major?

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Okay.

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, victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

she's major now, yeah.

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At this point, we are in the story.

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Season five, episode seven of

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Six, episode

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Episode seven.

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Shadow play.

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We open on a request to reopen

trade negotiations with Kelowna,

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Kel, Kelowna, Kelownia, Kiwata,

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Kwada, Yeah.

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Kelowni, Kelsonians.

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Ha,

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Commander Hale is saying, Hey,

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we want to talk to you, and

Hammond is all, Oh, Hale, no.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: We

know that they are technologically

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behind Earth but they have this thing

that will help them fight the Ga'uld.

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But the real question here

is where's Dan Jackson?

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Who is Jonas and why is he here and

gentlemen to answer these questions?

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I would like to propose

a new game now listeners.

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If you are unfamiliar, we have

a handful of improv style games

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that we play on this podcast.

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We have the Wahapaher, where a host

will challenge another host directly

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to explain a situation from a

previous episode that we did not see.

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We have the Last Haimans, where a

host will prompt one themselves.

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We have the let's get weird with

it where we all have to give

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an off the wall explanation.

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This new game is different though.

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For this game we have a starting point,

which is our last episode, and our

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ending point, which is where we are right

now in our description of the episode.

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Whoever starts this game must

then give a brief timeline of

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events between these two points.

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But it's not so simple.

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The other hosts can once each interject.

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Interject.

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That's a real word.

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The other hosts can each once

interject with a, but you forgot about

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something adding a specific point on

the timeline that the prompter must

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now make relevant to the timeline

that they are working to establish

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between points a and B this game.

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Is tiny liney.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

So one person starts going through

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it, and then the other two give

you a wrinkle you have to fix.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yes.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Almost there, sorry.

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Ugh.

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Okay.

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Get up.

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Hang on.

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One second.

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Pause.

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Pause.

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benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

we're we're paused.

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victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Okay.

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: 00:12:29

We're good.

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Alright, so go over the rules again.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: God damn

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: 00:12:32

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I'm just kidding.

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xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Alright, so, when we last saw our heroes,

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Chaka was going to lead a revolution

of the Unas on that slave world that

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: 00:12:46

I forget the name of, it doesn't

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: 00:12:48

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Yeah, cowboy planet.

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: 00:12:50

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: This

is where we start and we have to get to

306

: 00:12:53

Daniel Jackson has been framed for a crime

on another world and has been replaced

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: 00:12:58

by Jonas, who we know is from that world.

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What my theory presupposes shortly

after the events of the last episode,

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: 00:13:07

Dan Jackson, as a side thing he

would do, began smuggling weapons

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to the Unas for their revolution.

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: 00:13:16

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Going behind the back of,

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: 00:13:17

General Hammond and everyone.

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: 00:13:19

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

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: 00:13:19

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Oh, what the hell?

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: 00:13:21

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

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: 00:13:21

General

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: 00:13:22

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: to

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: 00:13:22

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Where's all my guns?

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: 00:13:24

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Where are my guns gone?

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: 00:13:25

Ha ha ha ha ha

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: 00:13:27

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I'm missing a plane!

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: 00:13:28

This is the Air Force!

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: 00:13:30

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Indeed.

324

: 00:13:31

Indeed, General Hammond of Texas.

325

: 00:13:33

There are planes missing.

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: 00:13:34

Indeed.

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: 00:13:35

Ha ha ha ha ha.

328

: 00:13:35

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

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: 00:13:36

Other people might get involved.

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: 00:13:38

I could see Teal'c being

really up on this revolution.

331

: 00:13:41

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Oh

yeah, Teal seems down for a revolution.

332

: 00:13:43

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Do you hear the people sing?

333

: 00:13:46

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

revolucion, indeed.

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: 00:13:49

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

So he keeps smuggling.

335

: 00:13:51

All these weapons.

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: 00:13:52

Now, we know something else about this

world that we touched on briefly, but did

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: 00:13:58

not get too much, but it was, I guess,

central to the plot of the episode, which

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: 00:14:02

is a handful of families have coordinates

for other worlds with Stargates.

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: 00:14:07

So this revolution.

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: 00:14:08

Starts to go poorly for the humans

as the units are probably a decently

341

: 00:14:15

sized population based off of the

town that we saw and are now very well

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: 00:14:20

armed courtesy of our Daniel Jackson.

343

: 00:14:23

So, at one point, the humans, some

humans go to the stargate that

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: 00:14:28

have coordinates to somewhere else.

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: 00:14:29

This ends up being Kelowna.

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: 00:14:33

I'm going to say it wrong the entire time.

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: 00:14:35

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Colonia,

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: 00:14:35

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: it

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: 00:14:36

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

er,

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: 00:14:37

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

every time, like have some,

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: 00:14:39

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Kalonic.

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: 00:14:39

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

colon, colon,

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: 00:14:41

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

country Kalonic.

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: 00:14:43

So, they are the ones

who make initial contact.

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: 00:14:47

Not SG 1, but the Wild West slavers.

356

: 00:14:52

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

oh they contact the colonoscopy

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: 00:14:55

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah,

yeah, they go to planet Kalonoscopy,

358

: 00:14:57

exactly., so when they get involved

in this war and it is now two human

359

: 00:15:03

populations fighting the Eunice that

Daniel Jackson is caught smuggling.

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: 00:15:08

And arrested by the colonics.

361

: 00:15:13

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

wait, Jaffer, you forgot,

362

: 00:15:14

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

What did I forget?

363

: 00:15:15

Vic?

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: 00:15:15

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

you forgot, Daniel Jackson's

365

: 00:15:17

allergies are just on the fritz.

366

: 00:15:20

He is sneezing his ass

367

: 00:15:22

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Oh, I didn't forget.

368

: 00:15:23

That's how, why he got caught.

369

: 00:15:25

That's the exact reason he got caught

is he comes to the Stargate and he's

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: 00:15:29

got this giant crate of weapons and 10

minutes after it closes before he can

371

: 00:15:34

get it anywhere, it starts to open again.

372

: 00:15:36

So he's hiding in the woods by the

Stargate as he's just sneezing like

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: 00:15:41

a man and that's how they find him.

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: 00:15:43

And they're like, Hey, these weapons.

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: 00:15:45

Yes, Ben.

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: 00:15:46

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Jaffer, you forgot that once

377

: 00:15:48

they contact the odians.

378

: 00:15:51

Daniel tries to team

the unes up with the do.

379

: 00:15:54

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Who are the Doseans?

380

: 00:15:55

Oh, you just made it up.

381

: 00:15:57

It's, it's a, it's a pun.

382

: 00:15:59

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

because it's unes dos.

383

: 00:16:01

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

D'ahahahahahaha

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: 00:16:02

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

The Doseans.

385

: 00:16:03

Yes.

386

: 00:16:04

I, it

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: 00:16:04

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

aliens.

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: 00:16:05

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: yes,

it was, it was foolish of me to forget

389

: 00:16:07

the Doseans another native species.

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: 00:16:10

Those are actually enslaved.

391

: 00:16:11

We didn't see it in this episode,

but they're enslaved by the colonics.

392

: 00:16:14

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I'm just picturing,

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: 00:16:15

I'm just picturing giant,

giant anthropomorphic Dos Equis

394

: 00:16:19

bottles with limes sticking out.

395

: 00:16:21

They have limes for a face.

396

: 00:16:22

And they're

397

: 00:16:23

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: They're

in offshoot of the turtle people that

398

: 00:16:26

I named 20 episodes ago or whatever.

399

: 00:16:28

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I'm definitely getting a

400

: 00:16:29

green vibe from the Dosians.

401

: 00:16:30

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: toe rocks

or whatever the Torah, whatever that was.

402

: 00:16:33

Tokras, there we go, the Tokras,

that are totally turtle people.

403

: 00:16:38

So that's why Dan Jackson gets arrested.

404

: 00:16:40

Now.

405

: 00:16:40

Jonas is actually Daniel Jackson's lawyer.

406

: 00:16:45

That's how he gets dragged into all this.

407

: 00:16:48

And by colonic law you have to

fill in for someone if you can't

408

: 00:16:54

properly defend them in court.

409

: 00:16:56

so He is bound to join SG one.

410

: 00:16:59

And that's, there's a bit of

controversy about it, but he

411

: 00:17:01

happens to be a scientist.

412

: 00:17:02

So it all works out.

413

: 00:17:04

, victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

and that's where Dan Jackson is.

414

: 00:17:05

He's in prison

415

: 00:17:06

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

in prison on colonia.

416

: 00:17:08

And while he's carrying out his sentence,

Jonas has to join SG1 to fill his place.

417

: 00:17:15

Heh heh.

418

: 00:17:16

Heh

419

: 00:17:16

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Now I'm just, I might just

420

: 00:17:18

be a simple alien lawyer.

421

: 00:17:20

But what it seems to me here is

you got some kind of Stargate.

422

: 00:17:25

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

You're someone of a star

423

: 00:17:26

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I may, I may not

424

: 00:17:28

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: the Sam?

425

: 00:17:28

Hell is a Stargate?

426

: 00:17:30

Sir,

427

: 00:17:30

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I may not have your big city education,

428

: 00:17:33

but we've got some sort of point

to point wormhole device that is

429

: 00:17:39

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

you are outta line, sir.

430

: 00:17:41

Tarn nation.

431

: 00:17:42

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

We come back from credits.

432

: 00:17:43

We now have Jonas, who is our replacement

member of the SG 1 team and did everybody,

433

: 00:17:50

I know he shows up shortly, did anybody

else get super excited when the guest

434

: 00:17:55

credits started rolling once we came back?

435

: 00:17:57

Cause first name we see, Dean Stockwell.

436

: 00:18:02

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Hell yeah.

437

: 00:18:02

It's our third silent of the,

of the series has shown up.

438

: 00:18:06

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

That, oh I'm mad, oh I'm mad, I'm so mad,

439

: 00:18:12

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

It's okay, Ben.

440

: 00:18:13

Let it go, Ben.

441

: 00:18:14

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

This show is lousy with Cylons.

442

: 00:18:16

This show has more Cylons

than Battlestar Galactica.

443

: 00:18:21

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Jaffar, I know you skipped the

444

: 00:18:22

credits, , I just had it in my head.

445

: 00:18:24

The, the actor's name

who plays Dan Jackson.

446

: 00:18:28

. , he was not in the opening credits.

447

: 00:18:30

Hey, he's gone.

448

: 00:18:31

Michael Shanks.

449

: 00:18:32

That's his name.

450

: 00:18:32

Michael Shanks was not

in the opening credits

451

: 00:18:35

and Quinn

452

: 00:18:35

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

probably gone for the season, which was

453

: 00:18:38

my, in fact, my prediction previous.

454

: 00:18:41

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: yep

Yeah, you got points for that one for

455

: 00:18:43

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Well,

456

: 00:18:44

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Which is

457

: 00:18:44

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Jonas has to last a season

458

: 00:18:46

and we don't know that yet.

459

: 00:18:48

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I don't know man.

460

: 00:18:49

I'm thinking back cuz I know like this

is what Michael Shanks was known for and

461

: 00:18:54

I might be getting the timeline wrong

and I know he had a short appearance

462

: 00:18:58

on Burn Notice as a villain there.

463

: 00:19:00

I remember specifically

because his name was Victor

464

: 00:19:03

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: hmm.

465

: 00:19:03

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

he is in a long line of Victors.

466

: 00:19:06

It used to bother me when I was

younger that Victors were always the

467

: 00:19:09

bad guys, but now I've embraced it.

468

: 00:19:15

But anyway, yeah, he, was an

awesome villain on Burn Notice, he

469

: 00:19:19

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Burn Notice was a great show.

470

: 00:19:20

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: so, yeah.

471

: 00:19:22

, I'm wondering if that's why he's

not here, I might be getting

472

: 00:19:24

the years mixed up but, that's

473

: 00:19:26

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Burn Notice was on yet.

474

: 00:19:28

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Yeah, that's what I figured.

475

: 00:19:30

So, I don't know, I'm really curious,

is he, is he gone, is he dead?

476

: 00:19:34

, I previously made a prediction that

Daniel Jackson died at least twice.

477

: 00:19:37

And was resurrected and that one is

was confirmed by our by our fans.

478

: 00:19:42

So I don't know who knows this is

weird Maybe Jonas is here for good.

479

: 00:19:47

Maybe I'm not getting the vibe

that he's here for good, but he's

480

: 00:19:50

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I don't know, but we've been

481

: 00:19:51

recording for half an hour and we

are two minutes into this episode.

482

: 00:19:55

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: I'm sorry

483

: 00:19:56

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

It's okay.

484

: 00:19:56

Yeah, but We find out that these, these

people that they, that Jonas is a member

485

: 00:20:02

of, that tried to frame Daniel Jackson,

they are technologically behind Earth.

486

: 00:20:07

Seems like 1940s technology

is about where they're at.

487

: 00:20:12

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

they don't even have jet propulsion

488

: 00:20:15

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Yeah, but they do have something not,

489

: 00:20:19

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Damn it, Vic.

490

: 00:20:20

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Sorry,

I really need to go wireless here.

491

: 00:20:22

I'm God.

492

: 00:20:23

.

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123: We good?

493

: 00:20:24

.

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: We're good.

494

: 00:20:25

.

CArry on.

495

: 00:20:26

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Which they have Noctw Noctdria?

496

: 00:20:30

What is it?

497

: 00:20:30

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Not naquad naquadria.

498

: 00:20:32

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Theria, which is our, I just

499

: 00:20:35

refer to it as unobtainium in my

500

: 00:20:37

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Yep.

501

: 00:20:37

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

it is some kind of hyperdrive fuel

502

: 00:20:40

that can also be used in shields

and weapons and it is the sort of

503

: 00:20:45

thing where this could be the one

edge we have against the Gould.

504

: 00:20:49

So the fact that they're willing

to trade, this is the one thing

505

: 00:20:55

they could give us that we want.

506

: 00:20:56

, one thing I did like, though, is we get

a little, little bit of what happens

507

: 00:21:01

with Jonas, but like he left his people

and came to join SG 1 because he didn't

508

: 00:21:08

like how backward they were but we find

out that he commiserates with Teal'c

509

: 00:21:12

and Teal'c was like, my people also

considered me a traitor, but then I went

510

: 00:21:16

back and I told them, I'm not a traitor.

511

: 00:21:18

And now they know I'm not a traitor.

512

: 00:21:20

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Came back and I told them

513

: 00:21:21

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Yeah.

514

: 00:21:21

And I was able to convince them.

515

: 00:21:23

Maybe you will convince your people.

516

: 00:21:24

And I'm like, Oh, that's fun.

517

: 00:21:26

Teal'c Teal'c has convinced some Jaffa.

518

: 00:21:28

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: buddy.

519

: 00:21:29

Yeah, it's really interesting.

520

: 00:21:31

Yeah, I was really I was still it

was difficult for me to concentrate

521

: 00:21:35

on this Episode cuz I'm just like

who the fuck is this Jonas guy?

522

: 00:21:38

What's he doing here?

523

: 00:21:39

Why is he here?

524

: 00:21:40

I like if he's from a technologically

backwards world and what the hell

525

: 00:21:43

does he have to contribute to sg 1?

526

: 00:21:46

I mean That was weird.

527

: 00:21:48

And you know who this guy looks like he

looks like the default character in every

528

: 00:21:53

single Xbox ARPG that is out there, dude.

529

: 00:21:56

like the starting character.

530

: 00:21:58

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

But the people arrive and they say,

531

: 00:22:00

Hey Earth,, , we kind of think you guys

are dicks, but there are three major

532

: 00:22:04

powers on our world, and two of them

are about to sign a non aggression pact.

533

: 00:22:09

So we need, , you guys to help bolster

us, because when they sign a non

534

: 00:22:13

aggression pact, All that could possibly

mean is they're about to attack us.

535

: 00:22:18

So, the only thing that's left to

happen is for Gandhi to denounce

536

: 00:22:21

us and let fly with the nukes.

537

: 00:22:23

Uh,

538

: 00:22:24

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: You

know, I do love this about , this

539

: 00:22:26

show in general, because I think we've

mentioned it before how like in any

540

: 00:22:30

other sci fi series, anytime you run

into a new civilization, they're always

541

: 00:22:35

one unified planet, but I like that

at least twice here, we've run into

542

: 00:22:39

civilizations that that have factions.

543

: 00:22:42

That seems a little more realistic.

544

: 00:22:45

Especially because they're

all human or human offshoots.

545

: 00:22:48

And as,, everyone here knows from

experience humans are generally dicks.

546

: 00:22:52

So, they're all fighting each other

and no one can ever get along.

547

: 00:22:55

So,

548

: 00:22:55

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I did very

549

: 00:22:56

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I really like that.

550

: 00:22:57

Heh

551

: 00:22:57

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

uh, O'Neal here being

552

: 00:23:00

his usual tactless self.

553

: 00:23:01

And he was just like, why

do you think we would care?

554

: 00:23:04

Yeah, you guys were kind of a holes.

555

: 00:23:07

You tried to frame our friend.

556

: 00:23:09

I don't care if they blow you up.

557

: 00:23:11

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Mm-Hmm.

558

: 00:23:12

, victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: I

like how the colon, colonoscopians

559

: 00:23:15

are essentially holding themselves

hostage saying if you don't give

560

: 00:23:19

us military technology, we're going

to detonate this fucking bomb on

561

: 00:23:24

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Super nu.

562

: 00:23:26

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

and they do reveal that one time they

563

: 00:23:28

tried to help a group called the Urandans.

564

: 00:23:31

Cause, as we, as we've discussed

before, SG 1 has no Prime Directive.

565

: 00:23:35

So, they went to help this group,

and they gave them technology,

566

: 00:23:39

and they immediately turned around

and started doing a genocide.

567

: 00:23:42

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Genocide!

568

: 00:23:43

Woo!

569

: 00:23:44

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

no, Vic!

570

: 00:23:45

No,

571

: 00:23:49

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Bad.

572

: 00:23:50

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

but you know, they were trying to help

573

: 00:23:51

out the Iranians, but the Iranians were

misusing the technology and O'Neill

574

: 00:23:56

was just like, you're not doing a

little, you're not doing a genocide.

575

: 00:23:59

Are you like, if you're doing a

genocide, you tell me, you tell

576

: 00:24:02

me if you're doing a genocide,

577

: 00:24:03

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Right?

578

: 00:24:04

THe General asks O'Neil for

a recommendation before he

579

: 00:24:06

meets with the Joint Chiefs.

580

: 00:24:08

He says no, echoing our missing DJ.

581

: 00:24:12

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Yeah.

582

: 00:24:13

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Then the

Stargate alarm goes off and Dean Stockwell

583

: 00:24:15

comes through to let them know the pact

was signed and he wants to talk to Jonas.

584

: 00:24:20

There he reveals he's part of an

underground resistance who wants

585

: 00:24:25

to stop the war before it starts

and overtures to Jonas for help.

586

: 00:24:30

This resistance is in

all of the countries.

587

: 00:24:32

The governments are not

listening to their people.

588

: 00:24:35

They don't want the war.

589

: 00:24:36

He also goes all Oppenheimer and talks

about seeing his bomb being tested.

590

: 00:24:42

He's like, we have to succeed.

591

: 00:24:43

This bomb can't go off.

592

: 00:24:44

It's just like having

sex with Florence Pugh.

593

: 00:24:51

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: This

is funny because just the day before

594

: 00:24:54

watching this episode, I watched

Oppenheimer for the first time.

595

: 00:24:57

So that's very strange.

596

: 00:24:59

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: weird

choice in that movie to compare the atomic

597

: 00:25:02

bomb to sex to Florence Pugh so directly.

598

: 00:25:04

It's really awkward.

599

: 00:25:08

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Kieran, who is Dean Stockwell

600

: 00:25:10

comes and he's like.

601

: 00:25:11

Okay, there's a super secret resistance

ready to try and overthrow , our

602

: 00:25:17

government, and possibly all three

governments at the same time, because

603

: 00:25:20

everybody's tired of war, but it's

like, it's, it's a secret resistance.

604

: 00:25:25

And the next scene is Jonas

being like, alright everybody,

605

: 00:25:29

so there's a secret resistance.

606

: 00:25:31

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Jonas cannot keep a secret.

607

: 00:25:32

Maybe that's why he was

exiled from his planet.

608

: 00:25:34

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

So then we cut to negotiations

609

: 00:25:38

with First Minister Vallis.

610

: 00:25:40

And they are offering 300 pounds

of Naquadria which I guess must

611

: 00:25:45

be, , super, super potent if

612

: 00:25:47

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

That's what I was thinking, because 300

613

: 00:25:48

pounds, yeah, doesn't seem like a lot.

614

: 00:25:51

This must

615

: 00:25:51

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

You don't, you might not

616

: 00:25:52

need a lot for a bomb of,

617

: 00:25:54

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

yeah, this feels like

618

: 00:25:55

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

but if it's, it's, if it's hyper fuel

619

: 00:25:57

or something, yeah but he, they want

Major Carter and a team of engineers to

620

: 00:26:02

come here and give them jets And they're

like, how about we give you antibiotics?

621

: 00:26:07

And they're like, no.

622

: 00:26:08

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: fuck no.

623

: 00:26:09

We don't want to have to get us jets.

624

: 00:26:11

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Well, but also they say it could

625

: 00:26:13

save 15, 000 lives in one year.

626

: 00:26:15

And I'm like, that's not antibiotics.

627

: 00:26:17

It's way more than like, if you had

said 15 million, I'd be like, Oh, okay.

628

: 00:26:22

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

you are making an assumption

629

: 00:26:24

about the amount of bacterial

infections present on the planet.

630

: 00:26:28

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

it looks like a dirty planet, dude.

631

: 00:26:30

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

It does look like the: 1940

632

: 00:26:32

But if there is, there's not been a lot

of bacterial evolution on that planet,

633

: 00:26:38

there might not be a lot of diseases

that are bacteria compared to here.

634

: 00:26:44

They could just be a cleaner

people and never had developed.

635

: 00:26:47

Some of the habits that we did,

like not washing hands when

636

: 00:26:50

performing autopsies that led to all

kinds of problems over the years.

637

: 00:26:55

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Now, I'm

no scientist but that warehouse that they

638

: 00:26:58

were in, it was full of dust and cobwebs,

and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm just guessing here.

639

: 00:27:03

I think dust and cobwebs kind of,

like, can't exist without bacteria.

640

: 00:27:08

I'm just an uneducated guess of

mine, but I don't know, I don't know.

641

: 00:27:13

Like I said, it just looks like

a fucking dirty ass planet.

642

: 00:27:16

Maybe there, maybe it was always dirty,

and because of that, there Natural

643

: 00:27:20

immune systems are just that good

644

: 00:27:22

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I don't know.

645

: 00:27:22

It's real dirty here.

646

: 00:27:23

And our immune systems ain't great.

647

: 00:27:25

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

yeah, that's a good point.

648

: 00:27:27

So yeah, I don't know I don't know.

649

: 00:27:28

Yeah, the 15 000 does seem a

little low maybe they were only

650

: 00:27:32

willing to give them the shit

antibiotics like the crappy discount

651

: 00:27:36

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: they

don't need Z Pack if they don't have a,

652

: 00:27:38

if it's only going to save 15, 000 lives,

then they probably don't need the Z Packs.

653

: 00:27:42

Also, it might be just the lives in

that country, and it might be a smaller

654

: 00:27:46

country is the other side of it.

655

: 00:27:48

,

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Maybe it's just Flintstone vitamins

656

: 00:27:49

that they're gonna give them.

657

: 00:27:50

Yeah.

658

: 00:28:00

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

So the negotiations go poorly at one

659

: 00:28:02

point though, Carter references, but we

can, we can talk to the other parties

660

: 00:28:06

and , we've got teams of negotiators

who will come and help you guys and I'm

661

: 00:28:10

like, why are they not here right now?

662

: 00:28:12

Why did you send Colonel O'Neil

when you have teams of negotiators?

663

: 00:28:18

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: heh.

664

: 00:28:18

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

But they want to meet the resistance.

665

: 00:28:20

They're like, hey, we're getting nowhere.

666

: 00:28:22

Let us meet these resistance guys,

see if they're on the up and up.

667

: 00:28:25

And Akira of course goes the,

hey, I can't contact them.

668

: 00:28:28

They contact me.

669

: 00:28:30

They're in a super secret warehouse.

670

: 00:28:32

Like, I can't possibly go there.

671

: 00:28:35

It's too heavily guarded.

672

: 00:28:36

And then we immediately cut to

him already in the warehouse.

673

: 00:28:40

It's like.

674

: 00:28:41

Did no guard stop you?

675

: 00:28:43

Oh,

676

: 00:28:45

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: our

first clue as to the big twist here.

677

: 00:28:47

I think.

678

: 00:28:48

But I just got to say, I

love that resistance bunker.

679

: 00:28:51

,, because it's got all,

it's hitting all the, the

680

: 00:28:54

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

in leather jackets oiling a machine gun.

681

: 00:28:57

Yeah.

682

: 00:28:58

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: the, the

low hanging lights, , the weapons the,

683

: 00:29:01

the wooden crates full of guns, dude,

684

: 00:29:03

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

I see a well armed and well

685

: 00:29:05

regulated militia here.

686

: 00:29:07

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Yeah.

687

: 00:29:07

I loved it, man.

688

: 00:29:08

That just hats off to the

prop department for that one.

689

: 00:29:12

That was great.

690

: 00:29:13

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yep.

691

: 00:29:14

So Jonas goes to the first

minister at his behest that night.

692

: 00:29:19

The minister throws some shit, but Jonas

is all big picture and long term here.

693

: 00:29:24

, if Equandrian bomb, it's

going to attract the Ga'uld.

694

: 00:29:28

They will come back and fuck your shit up.

695

: 00:29:31

,

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: And we find out that the ghoul, not only

696

: 00:29:34

build all their technology using this

nequadrium, but it's also in their blood

697

: 00:29:40

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Yeah,

698

: 00:29:41

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: it.

699

: 00:29:42

Like, wow, that was, I feel

like that speech that he

700

: 00:29:46

gave was specifically for us.

701

: 00:29:48

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: ha

702

: 00:29:49

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: I don't

mean the audience, but for the three

703

: 00:29:51

of us on this podcast here because that

just filled us in on, like, everything.

704

: 00:29:56

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

705

: 00:29:58

It helped.

706

: 00:29:58

The negotiations they start to ask for

other things they're like, hey, what

707

: 00:30:02

about these defensive anti air missiles?

708

: 00:30:05

That that will only be able to

protect us and they're like, yeah,

709

: 00:30:08

until you , drive them over to the

foreign country and use them to take

710

: 00:30:11

out their air, their air defenses.

711

: 00:30:14

And it's just , they're not willing to

budge on any kind of military technology

712

: 00:30:18

because any defensive technology can

turn into an offensive technology.

713

: 00:30:24

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

the one thing I did really like

714

: 00:30:25

though here is that first minister

phallus when they're just like, Hey,

715

: 00:30:29

we'll tell everybody that there's

a Stargate that there's aliens.

716

: 00:30:32

We'll put all aside all of our differences

and come together , as a people.

717

: 00:30:37

And they're like, you guys do that.

718

: 00:30:39

You, you tell anybody,

719

: 00:30:41

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

720

: 00:30:41

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

just other countries , if I asked

721

: 00:30:43

everybody in the United States, would

they know that there's a Stargate?

722

: 00:30:47

Like, well, there's one guy,

but everybody thinks he's crazy.

723

: 00:30:50

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Marty!

724

: 00:30:51

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

there was, there were two guys,

725

: 00:30:52

but we hit one of them with a car.

726

: 00:30:54

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yep.

727

: 00:30:55

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Hmm.

728

: 00:30:55

Hmm.

729

: 00:30:55

Well,

730

: 00:30:57

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Dr.

731

: 00:30:58

Kieran talks to the team, who in exchange

for their help with the coup wants to

732

: 00:31:02

hand over a secret stockpile of Necondria,

and what follows tells me that this

733

: 00:31:07

show has moved from Showtime to Sci Fi.

734

: 00:31:10

I don't actually know for certain.

735

: 00:31:13

This is an assumption.

736

: 00:31:14

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

cost 12.

737

: 00:31:16

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

This chase scene was ridiculous.

738

: 00:31:18

Jonas delivers the most wooden line to

the point where I thought he was replaced

739

: 00:31:22

by a robot, which we know, it makes sense

740

: 00:31:26

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: out later

741

: 00:31:27

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

but this was the moment

742

: 00:31:28

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I did legitimately write in my, oh, I

743

: 00:31:30

did legitimately write in my notes here,

like, this guy is a terrible actor.

744

: 00:31:34

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Yes, that's exactly what I thought!

745

: 00:31:36

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

746

: 00:31:37

I was like, this way!

747

: 00:31:41

The resistance needs you now!

748

: 00:31:43

, he was like the NPC that you run

into at that stage in the mission.

749

: 00:31:47

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I'm training for the big

750

: 00:31:49

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: out, so

When you, you go outside the, outside the

751

: 00:31:52

boundaries of your, of your mission map.

752

: 00:31:55

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: But even

more than that, Dean Stockwell is clearly

753

: 00:31:58

replaced with a younger stuntman to

accidentally trip and start hanging from

754

: 00:32:03

this thing, it's so bad, it's absurd, it

just completely took me out of the episode

755

: 00:32:08

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: One

thing I did note here that I really

756

: 00:32:10

appreciated , the colonoscopians that

were this other planet that we're

757

: 00:32:15

on, they're all humans, of course,

they're less technologically advanced.

758

: 00:32:19

They do have the same clothes, , they have

neckties and collared shirts and shit, so,

759

: 00:32:24

okay, fine, whatever, but I did appreciate

that they made it a point to make

760

: 00:32:30

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Different guns?

761

: 00:32:31

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

yes, exactly, the unique handguns,

762

: 00:32:33

because they use some weird looking

guns on this planet, but they, but,

763

: 00:32:36

but still, you can tell it's a firearm

just by looking at it, but it's, yeah.

764

: 00:32:41

It's just looks wrong.

765

: 00:32:42

You know what I'm saying?

766

: 00:32:43

It's , it's just different

enough to be alien.

767

: 00:32:46

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Jonas

convinces them to bring the doctor

768

: 00:32:49

back to SG 1 for treatment, but he was

nowhere to be found when the doctor fell.

769

: 00:32:53

And at this point, I think the

twist is obvious for everyone.

770

: 00:32:58

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Yes.

771

: 00:32:58

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

They decide to go and

772

: 00:33:00

track down the resistance.

773

: 00:33:02

And while the doctor talks to

Jonas at Stargate Command Dr.

774

: 00:33:06

Frazier finds Dr.

775

: 00:33:07

Kieran is full blown

fake 90s schizophrenia.

776

: 00:33:13

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Fake 90's Schizophrenia.

777

: 00:33:14

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: this

is, this is not an actual schizophrenia

778

: 00:33:18

is not a real disease as it is depicted

in media at this time frame like

779

: 00:33:24

the hallucinations, you can have,

there's , there's all these things, but

780

: 00:33:28

it is separate things and they are not

overlaid typically, and it's just a mess.

781

: 00:33:34

But I'm not a, you know.

782

: 00:33:36

Psychiatrist

783

: 00:33:38

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Yeah, this reminded me a lot of,

784

: 00:33:40

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

to it better.

785

: 00:33:41

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Have

you guys seen the movie A Beautiful Mind?

786

: 00:33:44

With Russell Crowe.

787

: 00:33:45

This reminded me a lot of that movie.

788

: 00:33:48

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

789

: 00:33:48

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

delusions and everything.

790

: 00:33:49

I don't know which came first, but.

791

: 00:33:51

Yeah, very much had that same

792

: 00:33:53

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

793

: 00:33:53

The reveal here.

794

: 00:33:54

Jonas is a figment of his imagination in

the scene as is the entire resistance.

795

: 00:33:59

What's not fake, though,

is in the quandary.

796

: 00:34:01

The doctor had smuggled out

797

: 00:34:03

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Ha ha ha.

798

: 00:34:04

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: tries

to convince his former countrymen to

799

: 00:34:06

not use the bomb, not just to save

lives, but once again, the gold O'Neill

800

: 00:34:12

tells Jonas about the fake news news.

801

: 00:34:15

And he confronts the premier about

what happened to the other doctors

802

: 00:34:19

on the project, and he explains

that they had some mental issues.

803

: 00:34:24

We go back to SG1 and Drs.

804

: 00:34:26

Frazier and Carter determine

that it is exposure to Nequandria

805

: 00:34:31

without proper shielding.

806

: 00:34:32

Jonas is fine.

807

: 00:34:34

So is everyone at SG1.

808

: 00:34:35

Their shielding is adequate

from the limited exposure to

809

: 00:34:38

Nequandria that they've had.

810

: 00:34:40

I do have a question though.

811

: 00:34:42

They say in this episode that this stuff

is the basis for all gold technology.

812

: 00:34:46

is it powering their weapons, and

if so, does getting stunned enough,

813

: 00:34:52

like we've seen SG 1 get stunned

by these things so many times,

814

: 00:34:55

give you fake 90's schizophrenia?

815

: 00:34:58

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Well, so, the thing that they mention

816

: 00:35:01

in this is, NACVA powers Gawuld stuff.

817

: 00:35:06

Naquandria is a,

818

: 00:35:08

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

It's a derivative

819

: 00:35:09

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

derivative of

820

: 00:35:11

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Ah,

821

: 00:35:13

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

and so this is what makes this special

822

: 00:35:15

is it is a It is a super energy that even

the Ga'uld do not have, because it only

823

: 00:35:22

happened on this planet when the Nakh'Va

Because remember when they when they went

824

: 00:35:27

in, in Newgrounds, they said, Hey, make

sure you bring the, the Nakh'Va reactor so

825

: 00:35:33

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

already, they, they had one type of

826

: 00:35:36

magic space, rock power, and this is

the stuff that they found on this.

827

: 00:35:40

Yes, exactly.

828

: 00:35:41

It's yeah.

829

: 00:35:42

It's , like in those mobile games

where you have the free gems

830

: 00:35:45

that you get just for playing.

831

: 00:35:46

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Heh heh

832

: 00:35:47

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: the stuff

that they have on this planet is the shit.

833

: 00:35:50

You have to get your

credit card out for and pay

834

: 00:35:52

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Man, when is When is Raid Shadow

835

: 00:35:54

Legends going to sponsor us?

836

: 00:35:56

That's what I want to know.

837

: 00:35:58

They're clearly throwing money everywhere.

838

: 00:36:00

, victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: no

839

: 00:36:02

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

us, Raid Shadow Legends.

840

: 00:36:03

We're here to be sponsored.

841

: 00:36:05

Give us money, please.

842

: 00:36:07

Oh, wait, no, not this podcast.

843

: 00:36:09

We will lose Goon Squad.

844

: 00:36:11

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845

: 00:36:11

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846

: 00:36:13

Heh heh.

847

: 00:36:14

Heh

848

: 00:36:15

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

no, I'm not going down that road.

849

: 00:36:17

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: heh.

850

: 00:36:17

This meme brought to you

by Raid Shadow Legends.

851

: 00:36:20

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

852

: 00:36:21

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

853

: 00:36:22

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Alright

separate rant for a different episode,

854

: 00:36:25

but I have rants on that subject,

855

: 00:36:27

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Okay.

856

: 00:36:27

I'm sure

857

: 00:36:29

We, we get one little bit here

before the end of the episode.

858

: 00:36:32

wHich is Jonas lying to the professor.

859

: 00:36:35

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

yeah, I'm not sure if that's healthy.

860

: 00:36:39

Him Jonas giving into his delusions,

like supporting his, I mean, I

861

: 00:36:43

don't know, I'm not a doctor, but

I just don't think that's healthy.

862

: 00:36:48

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

my, my read on this is that he's

863

: 00:36:51

too far gone for , any medical

science to help him that they have.

864

: 00:36:56

So it doesn't matter.

865

: 00:36:57

There's

866

: 00:36:58

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

it doesn't hurt anything.

867

: 00:37:00

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

amount of therapy is going to

868

: 00:37:01

make him not have these delusions.

869

: 00:37:04

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: man, just

take him back to that other planet with

870

: 00:37:06

the, with the assholes who think the world

is flat and because they've got the little

871

: 00:37:10

Tricorder blinky light thing that you can

wave at your face and fix, fix everything.

872

: 00:37:14

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Hmm.

873

: 00:37:14

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

those guys?

874

: 00:37:15

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Oh, I just fixed your eyes.

875

: 00:37:17

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

they might have

876

: 00:37:18

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Eyes connected, I don't know,

877

: 00:37:19

I'm assuming they have one.

878

: 00:37:21

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: They got

879

: 00:37:22

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I don't know.

880

: 00:37:23

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Like,

881

: 00:37:24

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

They've got other plans.

882

: 00:37:25

Take them to the gray,

the viking gray aliens.

883

: 00:37:27

I'm sure they can, they can fix it.

884

: 00:37:29

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: yeah.

885

: 00:37:30

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

But you know, I really, I loved, I

886

: 00:37:32

absolutely loved that two things,

two things about this episode.

887

: 00:37:36

One, That when they found Dean

Stockwell's stash of Naquadrium,

888

: 00:37:43

that they just took it.

889

: 00:37:44

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Oh yeah,

890

: 00:37:45

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah,

891

: 00:37:46

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

they're just like,

892

: 00:37:46

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

And, and, and two,

893

: 00:37:48

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

And also, they tell us that the

894

: 00:37:50

Stargate is in the big base.

895

: 00:37:52

So they must have like, had to have been

really fucking sneaky about that shit.

896

: 00:37:58

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I just, I imagine it is,

897

: 00:37:59

I imagine it's Teal'c, like,

with a big trench coat, kind

898

: 00:38:03

of jingling, just like, hello.

899

: 00:38:06

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Mm hmm.

900

: 00:38:06

Ha ha ha ha

901

: 00:38:08

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

So actually, that's, that's this

902

: 00:38:10

time on, that is what happened.

903

: 00:38:12

Heh heh.

904

: 00:38:13

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: yes,

and, and as soon as they got the doctor's

905

: 00:38:17

stash, Colonel O'Neill goes to find

Quinn and is like, hey, we're leaving.

906

: 00:38:21

That's literally what

he says, we're leaving.

907

: 00:38:23

Like, fuck it, we got what

we want, fuck these guys.

908

: 00:38:26

Oh man, I love it.

909

: 00:38:28

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Alright.

910

: 00:38:29

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

that's our episode.

911

: 00:38:30

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

the episode.

912

: 00:38:32

So I'm gonna roll some dice real quick.

913

: 00:38:34

Vic, do you want to pull up

the results from the labs here

914

: 00:38:39

while I'm rolling these dice?

915

: 00:38:40

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: you

roll the dice, I'll head down to the lab.

916

: 00:38:42

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

you're pulling that up, , , I do,

917

: 00:38:44

, appreciate the one bit they say in here,

is there's these three powers in this

918

: 00:38:47

planet, that There is no major ideological

difference, I think, because the writers

919

: 00:38:52

didn't want to come up with them but they

do say, , It's just a thousand little

920

: 00:38:56

things from the last few hundred years

that make us all hate each other, and,

921

: 00:39:00

, we'll never get over it which, , Okay.

922

: 00:39:02

Yeah, I can see that.

923

: 00:39:03

But then also the story is predicated

on two of the countries getting over it.

924

: 00:39:08

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

925

: 00:39:09

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

That is a good point!

926

: 00:39:10

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

so that really does , as much

927

: 00:39:12

as O'Neill is the a hole in this

episode, it does make me feel like

928

: 00:39:16

these guys are also the a holes.

929

: 00:39:18

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Yeah, you know what?

930

: 00:39:19

I feel like the SG 1 team should sit

down with them and be able to say, Okay,

931

: 00:39:22

those two guys got over their problems.

932

: 00:39:24

Have you guys ever sat down and

thought, maybe I'm the problem?

933

: 00:39:29

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I was kind of hoping at some point

934

: 00:39:30

during this episode, they'd sneak

off and talk to the ambassadors

935

: 00:39:34

for the other country and be like.

936

: 00:39:35

Yo.

937

: 00:39:36

So.

938

: 00:39:38

Aliens.

939

: 00:39:39

Hi.

940

: 00:39:39

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Do

you know who you're dealing with here?

941

: 00:39:41

These guys are dicks.

942

: 00:39:41

They never return their shopping carts.

943

: 00:39:44

Okay?

944

: 00:39:44

They cut you off in traffic.

945

: 00:39:46

They're just the worst.

946

: 00:39:48

Oh man.

947

: 00:39:49

Alright, so what do the

dice have in store for us,

948

: 00:39:50

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

All right.

949

: 00:39:57

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Have been rolling high.

950

: 00:39:59

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

seven, episode two, . Homecoming

951

: 00:40:02

is the name of this episode.

952

: 00:40:04

Anubis superweapon has been

put out of commission, but

953

: 00:40:10

Anubis escapes into hyperspace.

954

: 00:40:13

Jonas has, oh, Jonas!

955

: 00:40:16

Hey!

956

: 00:40:17

Makes it a season!

957

: 00:40:18

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Oh, holy shit!

958

: 00:40:19

Ha ha

959

: 00:40:20

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

has been captured by Anubis,

960

: 00:40:23

and Daniel is still aboard

Anubis ship, evading capture!

961

: 00:40:28

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Hey, alright!

962

: 00:40:29

Ha ha ha

963

: 00:40:31

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Anubis

mine probes Jonas, and begins to attack.

964

: 00:40:36

Clonica.

965

: 00:40:37

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: ha ha!

966

: 00:40:38

Man, I am looking forward to this.

967

: 00:40:41

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: wEll,

with that, I'm going to take my point with

968

: 00:40:44

the confirmation of my daytime prediction.

969

: 00:40:48

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Yeah, I

didn't even bother sending that one down

970

: 00:40:50

to the lab after watching this episode.

971

: 00:40:53

Yeah.

972

: 00:40:54

Generic Jonas shows up, and it's

like, yep, yep, you nailed that

973

: 00:40:58

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: But

what else do we have from the lab?

974

: 00:41:01

And let's also talk about

our previous scores.

975

: 00:41:05

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: So,

if I remember correctly I'm in last.

976

: 00:41:08

I've got 15 points, I think.

977

: 00:41:10

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: I'm at

19 and I'm waiting on a clarification from

978

: 00:41:14

the gatekeeper about the gold Death Star.

979

: 00:41:19

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Oh, right.

980

: 00:41:19

Yeah.

981

: 00:41:20

Yeah.

982

: 00:41:20

Okay.

983

: 00:41:21

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

And I was

984

: 00:41:21

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Although I guess the description of

985

: 00:41:23

this episode says Anubis is super

986

: 00:41:25

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

say super weapon.

987

: 00:41:27

Super weapon generally

implies a planet blower upper.

988

: 00:41:30

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah,

well we might, we might get confirmation

989

: 00:41:33

of it just watching the next episode.

990

: 00:41:34

Heh

991

: 00:41:35

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

just a steel toed boot and he

992

: 00:41:36

just kicks you right in the junk.

993

: 00:41:39

.

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: It's a steel toed boot that when it hits you in

994

: 00:41:42

the junk, everyone on the planet feels it

995

: 00:41:45

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

That's, that'd be very powerful.

996

: 00:41:47

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

That's a super weapon.

997

: 00:41:48

Alright,

998

: 00:41:49

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: right,

so, I have the results here from the lab.

999

: 00:41:51

Lemme just open it up.

: 1000

00:41:53,397 --> 00:41:55,167

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Again, we can add it in post.

: 1001

00:41:55,487 --> 00:41:56,537

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I will never stop.

: 1002

00:41:57,457 --> 00:41:58,097

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Heh heh heh heh.

: 1003

00:41:58,597 --> 00:42:00,727

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Okay, so we already got Jaffer's

: 1004

00:42:00,757 --> 00:42:04,477

point for the main cast change up.

: 1005

00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:07,787

So, this next one I believe is yours.

: 1006

00:42:07,827 --> 00:42:12,697

Oh, and by the way, for this one,

we got I was late sending this one

: 1007

00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:18,227

to the lab for testing, but we still

managed to get 67 votes in less than

: 1008

00:42:18,227 --> 00:42:19,817

24 hours, so that's pretty awesome.

: 1009

00:42:19,827 --> 00:42:20,837

Thank you, Research Lab.

: 1010

00:42:21,617 --> 00:42:22,897

, Jaffer, this one's yours, I believe.

: 1011

00:42:22,897 --> 00:42:25,147

An entire season is tied into a story arc?

: 1012

00:42:25,647 --> 00:42:28,357

That one, I'm gonna say, with

eight votes, is confirmed.

: 1013

00:42:28,787 --> 00:42:30,007

That seems very likely.

: 1014

00:42:30,507 --> 00:42:32,897

Shaka returns with friends.

: 1015

00:42:33,077 --> 00:42:33,957

That was yours as well.

: 1016

00:42:34,707 --> 00:42:35,747

Also confirmed.

: 1017

00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:36,847

Thirteen votes.

: 1018

00:42:37,247 --> 00:42:38,287

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Alright ran

: 1019

00:42:38,387 --> 00:42:39,497

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

you ran the table there.

: 1020

00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:43,207

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

that puts me at 25, possibly 27.

: 1021

00:42:43,707 --> 00:42:44,537

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Let's see.

: 1022

00:42:44,727 --> 00:42:46,147

So, Ben, I believe this is yours.

: 1023

00:42:46,257 --> 00:42:50,777

Did you have the Unus Revolution on

Beric's planet remains unresolved?

: 1024

00:42:50,997 --> 00:42:52,407

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

We never find out how it ends.

: 1025

00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:52,677

Yep.

: 1026

00:42:53,382 --> 00:42:56,602

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Well, uh, I'm going to, hmm.

: 1027

00:42:56,812 --> 00:42:59,522

See, cause I got,, I did get

confirmation from the gatekeeper

: 1028

00:42:59,522 --> 00:43:06,062

on this one that it is never seen

again, but in dialogue, we learn that

: 1029

00:43:06,072 --> 00:43:08,352

humans and Unises are coexisting.

: 1030

00:43:08,842 --> 00:43:11,002

So I don't know, half a point.

: 1031

00:43:11,002 --> 00:43:11,682

What do you think, Jafar?

: 1032

00:43:12,092 --> 00:43:12,342

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: What

: 1033

00:43:12,447 --> 00:43:13,977

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

we find out how it, it concluded

: 1034

00:43:14,157 --> 00:43:15,897

that I, yeah, that's fine.

: 1035

00:43:16,787 --> 00:43:17,097

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Okay,

: 1036

00:43:17,132 --> 00:43:17,502

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Oh crap.

: 1037

00:43:18,002 --> 00:43:19,172

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

But you did get the next one.

: 1038

00:43:19,192 --> 00:43:20,572

Teal definitely fights ninjas.

: 1039

00:43:20,762 --> 00:43:22,292

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Yeah.

: 1040

00:43:23,282 --> 00:43:26,352

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: I got,

I got an anonymous email last night at

: 1041

00:43:26,352 --> 00:43:28,192

like two in the morning from someone.

: 1042

00:43:28,212 --> 00:43:31,152

They didn't give us, give me their name,

but I just have their email address

: 1043

00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,582

saying with the subject line ninjas.

: 1044

00:43:34,082 --> 00:43:35,082

And it had two links.

: 1045

00:43:35,082 --> 00:43:37,812

One was a link that I

put in Discord earlier.

: 1046

00:43:38,252 --> 00:43:40,232

I'm assuming that's from Stargate.

: 1047

00:43:40,252 --> 00:43:43,932

It could have been from one of Amanda

Tapping's other shows that she was in,

: 1048

00:43:43,952 --> 00:43:45,592

because she did a few sci fi things.

: 1049

00:43:45,947 --> 00:43:47,867

Where she fights some fucking ninjas.

: 1050

00:43:48,202 --> 00:43:48,592

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Yep.

: 1051

00:43:49,487 --> 00:43:51,527

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: It

also included a link that I did not

: 1052

00:43:51,527 --> 00:43:58,237

click on but the title of the link, it

was the Stargate Wiki slash jfa Ninjas.

: 1053

00:43:58,717 --> 00:44:04,797

So there's such a thing as Jfa ninjas,

so we're giving you those points.

: 1054

00:44:04,797 --> 00:44:04,887

Dude,

: 1055

00:44:05,722 --> 00:44:09,422

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

guys, guys, I don't care what the

: 1056

00:44:09,422 --> 00:44:14,912

IMDB scores, I don't care what the

gatekeeper says when we go to do our,

: 1057

00:44:14,942 --> 00:44:17,352

when we go to do our look back episode.

: 1058

00:44:17,852 --> 00:44:19,242

We're watching the ninjas episode.

: 1059

00:44:19,242 --> 00:44:22,052

25.

: 1060

00:44:22,223 --> 00:44:24,177

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

ha ha, alright.

: 1061

00:44:24,857 --> 00:44:25,467

Awesome.

: 1062

00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:30,637

And your next prediction was the

team gets captured by a primitive

: 1063

00:44:30,637 --> 00:44:33,127

race and has a moment where they're

like, we're smarter than this.

: 1064

00:44:33,867 --> 00:44:35,157

So that one got four votes.

: 1065

00:44:35,167 --> 00:44:38,527

I'm also gonna say that's

90 percent sure that happens

: 1066

00:44:38,577 --> 00:44:40,977

. So that puts you at 25.

: 1067

00:44:41,007 --> 00:44:41,367

Awesome.

: 1068

00:44:42,287 --> 00:44:42,657

All right.

: 1069

00:44:42,667 --> 00:44:43,667

Now onto me.

: 1070

00:44:43,727 --> 00:44:46,297

I did get, it looks like

this one is confirmed.

: 1071

00:44:46,297 --> 00:44:49,757

I got 11 votes on my prediction

that Carter gets a love interest.

: 1072

00:44:50,367 --> 00:44:51,737

So that's next.

: 1073

00:44:52,597 --> 00:44:57,787

Seven votes on SG 1 team has to

dial a random gate code and end

: 1074

00:44:57,787 --> 00:44:59,357

up, ends up on a random world.

: 1075

00:45:00,337 --> 00:45:05,367

And the final, the, my final prediction,

my primetime prediction, which got

: 1076

00:45:05,377 --> 00:45:11,467

the most votes, 26%, 18 votes, the

Stargate gets stolen, as well as

: 1077

00:45:11,477 --> 00:45:15,197

a comment from Andy Kaneski, who

says, the real question is, how many

: 1078

00:45:15,197 --> 00:45:16,917

times does the Stargate get stolen?

: 1079

00:45:17,417 --> 00:45:21,017

So it looks like I ran the table, both me

and Ja'far both ran the table this week.

: 1080

00:45:21,277 --> 00:45:23,917

So, that's 21 points for me.

: 1081

00:45:23,917 --> 00:45:24,737

Ha ha!

: 1082

00:45:25,237 --> 00:45:28,487

Alright, so now it's time for

us to make some new predictions.

: 1083

00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:42,883

And I had mine written

down here somewhere.

: 1084

00:45:42,998 --> 00:45:44,288

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I can go first while you

: 1085

00:45:44,523 --> 00:45:45,143

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Go for it, Ben.

: 1086

00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:48,233

Pffft!

: 1087

00:45:48,848 --> 00:45:50,338

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

we have an episode where Jonas

: 1088

00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:52,328

goes on a very awkward date.

: 1089

00:45:52,828 --> 00:45:54,588

He strikes me as an awkward dude.

: 1090

00:45:55,243 --> 00:45:56,333

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

He definitely is, yeah.

: 1091

00:45:57,198 --> 00:45:59,258

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

tHis, and I wrote this down before

: 1092

00:45:59,308 --> 00:46:01,668

Ja'far read our prediction for next time.

: 1093

00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:04,368

My evening prediction,

Daniel Jackson comes back.

: 1094

00:46:04,638 --> 00:46:05,368

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Comes back, yeah.

: 1095

00:46:05,368 --> 00:46:06,788

Pfft.

: 1096

00:46:06,928 --> 00:46:08,368

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

just give myself that point right now.

: 1097

00:46:08,518 --> 00:46:13,088

And I had something for my primetime

but as we were talking about it, I

: 1098

00:46:13,088 --> 00:46:15,558

came up with a different prediction

and I'm going to go with it.

: 1099

00:46:16,058 --> 00:46:22,218

Jonas gets eaten by a space whale

and understand why everybody

: 1100

00:46:22,218 --> 00:46:24,108

else thinks it's so funny.

: 1101

00:46:24,608 --> 00:46:26,068

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Dude, if that doesn't happen,

: 1102

00:46:26,078 --> 00:46:27,318

I'm turning it into a comic.

: 1103

00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:31,788

I'm photoshopping a fucking space whale,

and Jonas is gonna get eaten by it.

: 1104

00:46:32,368 --> 00:46:34,428

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

And O'Neil is like, hey I know

: 1105

00:46:34,428 --> 00:46:37,588

you don't get why this is funny

but this is actually really funny.

: 1106

00:46:37,638 --> 00:46:38,218

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Dead.

: 1107

00:46:38,918 --> 00:46:40,278

It's like, no, it's hilarious.

: 1108

00:46:40,288 --> 00:46:40,898

Trust me.

: 1109

00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,298

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

He, he come, he, he's, he's okay.

: 1110

00:46:43,538 --> 00:46:43,918

He just

: 1111

00:46:44,048 --> 00:46:44,478

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

still alive.

: 1112

00:46:44,478 --> 00:46:45,458

He's inside the whale.

: 1113

00:46:45,458 --> 00:46:51,008

He's, he's, he's like, I don't know

why you guys think this is so funny.

: 1114

00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:53,886

Will somebody get me out of this

: 1115

00:46:54,268 --> 00:46:55,458

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

I mean in my head O'Neil

: 1116

00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:56,468

is in there with him.

: 1117

00:46:56,598 --> 00:46:59,298

Just like, okay, trust me.

: 1118

00:46:59,668 --> 00:47:01,438

This is actually really funny.

: 1119

00:47:01,938 --> 00:47:02,338

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Jonas.

: 1120

00:47:02,518 --> 00:47:08,178

What if what if Jonas ends up having two

brothers and they're the Jonas brothers?

: 1121

00:47:11,646 --> 00:47:12,716

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

There's four of them, Vic.

: 1122

00:47:12,986 --> 00:47:13,496

There's four of

: 1123

00:47:13,536 --> 00:47:13,836

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Are there?

: 1124

00:47:13,886 --> 00:47:14,246

Okay.

: 1125

00:47:14,296 --> 00:47:14,976

Well, you know what?

: 1126

00:47:14,996 --> 00:47:16,376

I'm happy that I don't know that.

: 1127

00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:18,186

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

One of them's not in the band.

: 1128

00:47:18,186 --> 00:47:18,916

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Ah, who cares?

: 1129

00:47:19,116 --> 00:47:20,876

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

He's the, he's the bonus Jonas.

: 1130

00:47:21,376 --> 00:47:23,966

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

I've done a series of predictions.

: 1131

00:47:24,816 --> 00:47:29,116

Over the course of a number of

episodes about other cultures and

: 1132

00:47:29,116 --> 00:47:33,456

other maybe religions that might

come into the show as aliens.

: 1133

00:47:34,421 --> 00:47:35,151

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Yeah, who's left?

: 1134

00:47:35,246 --> 00:47:35,856

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

I don't know.

: 1135

00:47:35,996 --> 00:47:37,896

I'm going in a different direction.

: 1136

00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:40,156

This time we're talking cryptids.

: 1137

00:47:40,656 --> 00:47:41,276

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: oh god

: 1138

00:47:41,831 --> 00:47:43,661

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: We're

going to have an episode with zombies.

: 1139

00:47:44,811 --> 00:47:45,151

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: zombie

: 1140

00:47:45,386 --> 00:47:46,236

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

We're going to have an episode

: 1141

00:47:46,236 --> 00:47:49,336

with vampires is my, is my evening.

: 1142

00:47:50,136 --> 00:47:53,406

And then I think for this third

one, I'm going to say we have an

: 1143

00:47:53,406 --> 00:47:55,096

episode with the Loch Ness Monster.

: 1144

00:47:55,596 --> 00:47:56,821

is my primetime prediction.

: 1145

00:47:56,821 --> 00:47:57,471

Yeah, I think,

: 1146

00:47:58,006 --> 00:47:58,426

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Okay,

: 1147

00:47:58,481 --> 00:48:00,361

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: that's

going to, I think that's going to lock.

: 1148

00:48:00,601 --> 00:48:06,371

I'm tempted to say we have an episode

with werewolves and vampires, but I

: 1149

00:48:06,371 --> 00:48:08,101

don't want to put vampires in twice.

: 1150

00:48:08,111 --> 00:48:08,511

So.

: 1151

00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:11,151

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: That's

that's also that's also strange because

: 1152

00:48:11,151 --> 00:48:14,641

just the other day I watched last

Demeter if you guys haven't seen it,

: 1153

00:48:14,671 --> 00:48:15,101

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

It's on my

: 1154

00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:15,621

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

go see it.

: 1155

00:48:16,281 --> 00:48:19,281

,It's, it bombed at the box office

apparently, which I think is stupid,

: 1156

00:48:19,291 --> 00:48:20,661

because it's a fucking amazing

: 1157

00:48:20,811 --> 00:48:22,971

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

but it's also If you know anything about

: 1158

00:48:23,081 --> 00:48:27,501

Dracula, it's like, why would I watch

this movie when I know how it ends?

: 1159

00:48:27,611 --> 00:48:29,351

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Yeah,

well, Titanic was a blockbuster, and

: 1160

00:48:29,351 --> 00:48:31,011

we all knew how that was gonna end, so

: 1161

00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:33,501

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

there's a movie about Tom Cruise

: 1162

00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:35,341

trying to assassinate Hitler.

: 1163

00:48:35,481 --> 00:48:37,301

Like, we know how that shit ends.

: 1164

00:48:37,801 --> 00:48:39,821

They made a Joan of Arc movie, Ben.

: 1165

00:48:39,861 --> 00:48:41,791

We know it didn't have a happy ending.

: 1166

00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:44,341

Fucking, I just went

and saw The Iron Claw.

: 1167

00:48:44,521 --> 00:48:45,091

Like,

: 1168

00:48:45,591 --> 00:48:45,961

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

one was that

: 1169

00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:48,301

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: that's

about the Von Erich wrestling family.

: 1170

00:48:49,061 --> 00:48:50,511

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

of course, you wrestling nerds.

: 1171

00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:53,391

Hahahaha!

: 1172

00:48:53,391 --> 00:48:55,551

Okay, now it's time for my predictions.

: 1173

00:48:55,571 --> 00:49:00,761

My early morning prediction

is going to be an SG 1 team

: 1174

00:49:00,761 --> 00:49:02,571

member gets mistaken for a god.

: 1175

00:49:03,311 --> 00:49:03,591

I'm

: 1176

00:49:03,796 --> 00:49:05,416

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Oh, this has already happened.

: 1177

00:49:06,126 --> 00:49:08,576

I bet you this happened episode three.

: 1178

00:49:09,076 --> 00:49:09,886

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Did it happen in the pilot?

: 1179

00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:11,151

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Yeah, when they're just like,

: 1180

00:49:11,171 --> 00:49:12,541

oh, you must be here to choose.

: 1181

00:49:13,431 --> 00:49:16,561

Come and sit at the feast while

we blow those giant tubas.

: 1182

00:49:16,931 --> 00:49:17,361

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: yeah.

: 1183

00:49:17,361 --> 00:49:19,021

Well, it happens at least one more time.

: 1184

00:49:19,021 --> 00:49:20,331

Ha ha ha ha.

: 1185

00:49:20,711 --> 00:49:24,091

Like, in my head, I'm picturing they

come to a planet of, like, I don't

: 1186

00:49:24,091 --> 00:49:29,241

know, all brunettes, and Sam takes her

hat off, and everyone's like, GASP!

: 1187

00:49:29,241 --> 00:49:30,161

Because she's blonde.

: 1188

00:49:30,161 --> 00:49:32,281

And they're like, she's the

chosen one, and she becomes

: 1189

00:49:32,281 --> 00:49:33,391

their empress or some shit.

: 1190

00:49:33,921 --> 00:49:39,651

Next I'm going to pick that Someone

in the SGC, and it's not one of

: 1191

00:49:39,651 --> 00:49:44,981

our main cast, not even Jonas,

but someone defects to the goua

: 1192

00:49:45,241 --> 00:49:46,101

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Oooh.

: 1193

00:49:46,821 --> 00:49:47,341

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: yeah,

: 1194

00:49:47,681 --> 00:49:49,201

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Teal'c this whole time!

: 1195

00:49:49,201 --> 00:49:51,481

Ha ha ha ha

: 1196

00:49:51,601 --> 00:49:52,571

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

thinking it's a

: 1197

00:49:52,926 --> 00:49:53,286

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Fooled you.

: 1198

00:49:53,786 --> 00:49:53,886

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: ha!

: 1199

00:49:54,386 --> 00:49:56,046

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

I'm guessing it's that That wormy

: 1200

00:49:56,056 --> 00:49:59,756

looking guy who operates the gate that

I don't think he even has a name But

: 1201

00:49:59,766 --> 00:50:01,825

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

His, his name is Grima Wormtongue.

: 1202

00:50:01,826 --> 00:50:02,476

Yes.

: 1203

00:50:03,146 --> 00:50:03,496

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

you're warned.

: 1204

00:50:03,856 --> 00:50:03,976

Yeah

: 1205

00:50:04,011 --> 00:50:04,511

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

No.

: 1206

00:50:04,671 --> 00:50:06,011

No, but the character does have a name.

: 1207

00:50:06,011 --> 00:50:08,251

I forget what it is, but it's

like Staff Sergeant something.

: 1208

00:50:08,846 --> 00:50:10,126

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

And for my final prediction

: 1209

00:50:10,886 --> 00:50:15,086

Originally I said Cheyenne Mountain

gets blown up at least once you

: 1210

00:50:15,466 --> 00:50:16,245

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

: 1211

00:50:16,826 --> 00:50:19,166

Like, the whole mountain or just the base?

: 1212

00:50:19,756 --> 00:50:22,636

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

just either both, but either way

: 1213

00:50:22,646 --> 00:50:26,906

through fucking time travel or space

magic or something, it comes back.

: 1214

00:50:26,906 --> 00:50:29,886

But, I don't know, I think I want to, I

think I want to take it a step further.

: 1215

00:50:30,546 --> 00:50:33,256

I'm going to say that Do

I want to do this yet?

: 1216

00:50:33,661 --> 00:50:34,671

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Earth gets destroyed?

: 1217

00:50:35,171 --> 00:50:37,721

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: I was

going to say a whole ass planet blows up.

: 1218

00:50:38,221 --> 00:50:39,401

I'm going to do that instead, yeah.

: 1219

00:50:39,831 --> 00:50:41,831

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

That might happen next episode.

: 1220

00:50:42,191 --> 00:50:42,891

Let me watch.

: 1221

00:50:43,151 --> 00:50:45,501

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: I'm

going to say, not Earth, but a planet,

: 1222

00:50:45,521 --> 00:50:47,971

we see a planet get blown up on screen.

: 1223

00:50:48,041 --> 00:50:48,731

So yeah, I'm going to go

: 1224

00:50:48,756 --> 00:50:49,886

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

and if it is Kalonica,

: 1225

00:50:49,906 --> 00:50:50,976

it is an ass planet.

: 1226

00:50:51,321 --> 00:50:51,691

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Yeah.

: 1227

00:50:52,201 --> 00:50:52,361

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: It was an

: 1228

00:50:52,616 --> 00:50:54,006

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

whole ass planet.

: 1229

00:50:54,506 --> 00:50:55,476

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

The whole ass planet.

: 1230

00:50:56,191 --> 00:50:56,841

Well, that was

: 1231

00:50:57,090 --> 00:50:57,890

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

All right.

: 1232

00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:03,120

Well, our predictions are in all

that's left is to say thank you.

: 1233

00:51:03,380 --> 00:51:07,030

So thank you ripe for fucking

letting us use goon squad.

: 1234

00:51:07,030 --> 00:51:08,250

We appreciate the hell out of it.

: 1235

00:51:08,550 --> 00:51:09,890

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Best song of: 2023

: 1236

00:51:10,290 --> 00:51:11,500

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Best song of: 2024

: 1237

00:51:11,810 --> 00:51:12,590

It's fantastic.

: 1238

00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,250

Go listen to it.

: 1239

00:51:13,260 --> 00:51:15,700

And listen to the rest of their music

wherever you listen to streaming.

: 1240

00:51:15,890 --> 00:51:17,330

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

They did a really, really great

: 1241

00:51:17,330 --> 00:51:18,680

cover of Since You've Been Gone.

: 1242

00:51:18,690 --> 00:51:23,630

That was the, the meeting of

like, everything I love musically.

: 1243

00:51:24,130 --> 00:51:28,950

And thank you to Annette Lucena for

your photograph of a television that

: 1244

00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:31,490

we have used as our podcast artwork.

: 1245

00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,410

Thank you for making free

art so we can make free art.

: 1246

00:51:34,410 --> 00:51:35,910

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

And thank you to all the members of

: 1247

00:51:35,910 --> 00:51:37,980

the dominion media TV research lab.

: 1248

00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,970

If you'd like to participate look up

dominion media to the TV research lab

: 1249

00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:45,650

on Facebook and apply to join, and

you can help be a part of the show.

: 1250

00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:48,440

And if you like our podcasts,

please feel free to leave us a five

: 1251

00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,150

star review on iTunes or Facebook.

: 1252

00:51:50,505 --> 00:51:53,385

And we'll give you a shout out

here on the show, and if you don't

: 1253

00:51:53,385 --> 00:51:55,835

like our podcast, well, just you

know, keep that shit to yourself.

: 1254

00:51:56,610 --> 00:51:57,540

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

Alright, we'll see you next

: 1255

00:51:57,675 --> 00:51:58,185

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

we'll see

: 1256

00:51:58,650 --> 00:51:59,160

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Oh, fuck.

: 1257

00:51:59,170 --> 00:52:00,170

Sorry, wrong podcast.

: 1258

00:52:00,670 --> 00:52:01,690

You get to edit it out!

: 1259

00:52:01,825 --> 00:52:02,835

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

see you next time

: 1260

00:52:02,970 --> 00:52:03,510

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

It's Ben's

: 1261

00:52:03,750 --> 00:52:06,670

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

And we'll see you next ti You

: 1262

00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,260

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121: Ben!

: 1263

00:52:07,410 --> 00:52:07,860

Say the

: 1264

00:52:08,135 --> 00:52:08,765

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

we'll see you

: 1265

00:52:09,265 --> 00:52:09,955

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

guys are dicks.

: 1266

00:52:10,455 --> 00:52:10,965

And we'll see

: 1267

00:52:11,035 --> 00:52:13,015

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

And we'll see you next time, on Last

: 1268

00:52:13,325 --> 00:52:13,815

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Fuck

: 1269

00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,300

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

on last time on

: 1270

00:52:15,345 --> 00:52:17,475

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

don't even I don't even s I try not

: 1271

00:52:17,485 --> 00:52:19,545

to swear on this show, and still

: 1272

00:52:19,940 --> 00:52:20,470

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Why?

: 1273

00:52:20,970 --> 00:52:21,390

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

Ugh, okay.

: 1274

00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,420

And we'll see you next

time, on Last Time On.

: 1275

00:52:27,832 --> 00:52:29,952

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Now, now

pause right there for just one second.

: 1276

00:52:30,452 --> 00:52:34,592

I'd just like to take a moment to

say that it is now: 2024

: 1277

00:52:34,592 --> 00:52:36,012

year, happy new year listeners.

: 1278

00:52:36,192 --> 00:52:37,692

First recording of the new year.

: 1279

00:52:37,982 --> 00:52:40,372

We are not even 10

minutes into the podcast.

: 1280

00:52:40,702 --> 00:52:44,222

The credits haven't rolled and

we just heard that Daniel Jackson

: 1281

00:52:44,232 --> 00:52:46,142

has been framed by an alien race.

: 1282

00:52:46,352 --> 00:52:52,792

So Ja'far, Ben, ladies and

gentlemen, let's GETT WEIRD WITH IT!

: 1283

00:52:53,042 --> 00:52:54,832

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

is, this is where I was

: 1284

00:52:54,832 --> 00:52:56,222

going to do my new bit, Vic.

: 1285

00:52:56,622 --> 00:52:57,732

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122:

Oh fuck, okay.

: 1286

00:52:58,312 --> 00:52:58,602

Alright.

: 1287

00:52:58,952 --> 00:53:01,852

Let's, let's just, okay, let's

Forget what I just said, everyone.

: 1288

00:53:02,502 --> 00:53:03,682

Let's just pretend that didn't happen.

: 1289

00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:04,802

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

And that's

: 1290

00:53:04,847 --> 00:53:06,477

benjamin_d curley_raw-audio_riverside_0123:

that was super loud, Vic.

: 1291

00:53:06,907 --> 00:53:09,467

victor_raw-audio_riverside_0122: Sorry, I

was practicing that in the car yesterday.

: 1292

00:53:09,967 --> 00:53:11,757

xhafer_raw-audio_riverside_0121:

That is aftercredits fodder.

: 1293

00:53:11,757 --> 00:53:12,837

If I've ever heard it.