Episode 9

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Published on:

16th Jan 2024

Stargate SG1 S7E2 - All Confidence, Bad Segue

It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer debate the meaning of a superweapon. Victor summons the Monkey King Megazord, Ben commits Vaudeville war crimes, and Xhafer calls Raphael on the red phone

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Hello,

and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who

want to watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for it

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you know I don't.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey bits.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I'm

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Gimme the bits.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: The bits?

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm Ben.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I'm Victor.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: You

are a just the bits guy, Ben.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Give me just

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Gimme the bits, Petey.

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Gimme the bits.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: We are

on our ninth episode of Stargate SG

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Chevron 9, locked in place.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: season

seven, episode two, Homecoming.

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If this is your first time

listening, how appropriate that

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you would join us mid season.

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Uh, we are, we are a podcast that

picks a show none of us have ever seen,

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watches the pilot, rolls some dice,

skips some episodes, goes on to that

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next one, and then tries to figure

out what the hell happened in between.

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Welcome.

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This is, this is the perfect podcast to

jump into the middle of a season four.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

The less you know, the better.

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The less we know, the better.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Absolutely, that is the game.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: So we've

got Season 7, Episode 2, Homecoming.

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But before we get to that, we're

going to continue our fan recasting.

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I use the term fan lately, as people

who have seen 9 episodes of Stargate.

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With General Hammond.

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Heh

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

General Hammond?

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Part of the Stargate Project?

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In the mountain?

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I think Ben does a better General

Hammond, which is ironic because

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I'm actually from Texas, but

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Well, he's not from Texas, so

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: He's not?

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General Hammond's from Texas?

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Oh, you're talking about the actor?

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Oh,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

which I know because I did some research.

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I, I, I, when I get more than

10 minutes of, of warning, I put

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too much thought into things.

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Ja'far knows this.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Can confirm

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well, Ben, you've put so much thought

into it, why don't you go ahead

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and take us on our journey here?

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Who's,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I will take us off the top.

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Absolutely.

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So.

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, General Hammond played by Don S.

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Davis, is from Missouri.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

And, So I decided to go with

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another one of my favorite

actors, who's also from Missouri.

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I'm gonna go with Timothy Amundsen.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Once

again, I have to look this up.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

So, Timothy Amundsen you may know him

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from such things as well, if you're my

wife, the Disney kids movie, Luck of the

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Irish, where he plays an evil leprechaun.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I recognize it.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

First thing my wife and I watched when

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we got Disney Plus was Luck of the Irish

because she's like, this was my 90s.

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Um, he was long runningly

Detective Lassiter in Psych,

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one of my favorite shows.

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He's also fantastic as the king

in Galavant a TV show I just made

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Ja'far for his illicit service.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Ha ha

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

then delete all of this.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yeah.

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uh, he's going to be Hephaestus in

the new Percy Jackson series, which

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I've been hearing good things about.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Holy crap, he's been in a lot.

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Yeah.

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I just

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: he,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I just looked

him up on IMDB and I just immediately

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recognized him as Kane on Supernatural.

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it's one of those weird things

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where I get mad at IMDB for

what they do they're known as.

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Because one of the things he's known

as, known from is Starship Troopers.

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He is in six seconds of Starship

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

He's in Starship Troopers?

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

He is in the ad for Are You Psychic.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: yeah,

he's the guy with the third eye

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that pops out of his forehead.

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Okay, yeah.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

do you think you're psychic?

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Come talk

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to your, your local Psi

Core that's not Psi Core.

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Would you like to know more?

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Yeah, but Timothy Amundsen,

, he's at that right age.

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He's got, he's, he's got that that

distinguished salt and pepper going on.

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We know he can do the episodic thing.

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We know he can do, , if he needs to

do an action scene, he can do it.

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But if he's just going to be the guy

back at base yelling and being like,

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God dammit, what are they doing?

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He can absolutely do that.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

And he's from Missouri.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

He's from Missouri.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I am very

glad that our current General Hammond,

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that they decided to make him Texan and

they did not give him a Missouri accent.

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Oh, they're gonna go through the Stargate.

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Get your SG 1 teams in there.

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Glad you didn't do that.

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Oh, Teal'c, what are you

doing with that stuff there,

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alright are you ready,

Jaffar, or should I go next?

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Okay,

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: yeah,

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I'm ready.

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Mine's real quick, because , I'm gonna

admit, I kinda cheated on this one.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

What?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Well, I did not break any

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rules of the game, to be clear.

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When I say I cheated, I mean, when

I think General Hammond, I think

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of the other famous fictional

Hammond who's an old white dude.

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Which is Hammond from Jurassic

Park, our favorite necromancer.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Wait, what?

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Huh?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah.

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John Hammond, in Jurassic Park.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

The original Jurassic Park?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

The original Jurassic Park.

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the

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guy who The guy who's like,

Welcome to Jurassic Park!

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, he's got the the hat and

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the huge ring on his finger.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Yeah, he's got the huge rings of

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power and the necromancer staff

with the mosquito and amber.

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Yeah.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I never considered him a

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necromancer, but that totally fits.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Jaffar DM'd a D& D campaign

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where we had to fight Richard

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Attenborough.

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He was a dinosaur necromancer.

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It

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: smart.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah, the

whole, that whole campaign was movie bits.

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I found movies and I made them D& D

things, and so it started with like

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there's like a Thanos bad guy I remember

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I remember we we had a Gravity episode

where the main bad guy had nailed the

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party to the sky, which is my favorite 3 5

epic level spell, where it's a spell that

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launches you into geosynchronous orbit.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: What?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: And they had

to scramble together a shelter, create

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air in it, and then find a way to land it.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

good for second level party.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: You

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guys had create and

stuff, you made it work.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

it was awful.

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I hated that session.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: heh heh.

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And we didn't get to do Gnome

Diehard, but that was the next game.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, that sounds amazing.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: It

was Diehard in a Gnome Tower,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: You know what?

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Just screw this podcast.

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Let's play some D& D right now.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

I'd be here for some D& D, just

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Group, but theoretically all the

hosts will be at STLV together.

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So, that could be a fun time to

maybe do a Star Trek Adventures game,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Something, yeah.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I we'll,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And get back to that.

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But Richard Attenborough is your pick?

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Bro,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

though he's been dead for a while.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah,

yeah, this is a fantasy cast, so yeah.

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I'm so sure.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I don't care.

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Speaking of, well, and while while Vic

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is thinking speaking of necromancy while

I was looking stuff up, our, our General

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Hammond, Don Davis Alas, he died in 2008,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh, damn!

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he's, he's been gone for a little bit.

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He died of a heart attack.

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I mean, he was born in, in 1942.

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He was, you know, he had, he had

a, a full life, of a working actor.

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But do you want to guess when

his last credit on IMDB is

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for a man who died in 2008?

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Oh, uh,

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2016.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: he

seems like the type of guy who just

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keeps on, until he keels over, up

until like the day he, passes on

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: some archival

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you, you think right before he.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: or something.

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Right before he died.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I'm gonna say:

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At the, at the earliest.

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What was he in?

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What was he in?

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

So apparently he was in Twin Peaks.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh

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kept, they kept using , his

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likeness in Twin Peaks as they

kept making new Twin Peaks stuff.

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So, even though he died a decade

earlier, he plays apparently a , Major

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General Briggs in Twin Peaks.

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Uh,

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I hope

they used archive footage instead

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of trying to do the weird CGI thing.

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Cause that, that still

hasn't been perfected.

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Yeah.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: the guy

who famously said, What a fucking

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travesty to think that you've

watched a movie on your cell phone.

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Is gonna be really up on using AI actors.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: didn't

work too well with oh what is his name?

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Deathstarguy in Rogue One.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Tarkin.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Oh Tarkin.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Yeah, but I felt like

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Peter Cushing.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I felt

like they did a really good job with

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Carrie Fisher, even though it was

only like 3 seconds, but I think

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they did a good job with that one.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Peter Cushing, OBE Ben?

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

O B E.

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Jaffer.

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Order of the British Empire.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Nice.

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Alright, so, I've been thinking

about this one for a while, and

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I'm still torn because I am burnt.

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I'm very badly burned!

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, I'm torn between two actors,,

both of whomst were in Godzilla

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King of the Monsters, which is

the greatest piece of cinematic

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history that's ever been produced

in the entire history of the Earth.

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The first one

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: that's

a roaring, roaring endorsement.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Ha ha

ha ha ha I've been a Godzilla fan

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since God, before I could walk.

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But my first pick , he's very famously

known among our fanbase for The Expanse.

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David Strathairn.

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I'm probably saying that wrong.

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David Strathairn.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Oh, yeah, I know that guy.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, he

played Clay Ashford in The Expanse,

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and I absolutely loved Clay Ashford.

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God, I wish we would've

gotten more of him.

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I, I could've gone for a whole

spinoff series just, greatest

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Space Pirate, whoever lived.

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But here's where I'm torn because

I love him as Clayish Ashford, and

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It was, it was weird seeing him not doing the Belter accent.

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, but I still would love to see him so

my other pick it was also in Godzilla

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King of the Monsters is Aisha Hines as

she played the commander of the Argo

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the big kaiju fighting aircraft in

that movie and I thought she was great.

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She just like portrayed a perfect,

, military commander, and she's bald.

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She pulled off the bald look really well.

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So that worked well for

General Hammond, so.

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I don't know, one of those two,

I'm gonna flip a coin right now.

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Got my coin flipping app on my phone.

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Okay, let's

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Well, no, shoot.

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I've got THE coin, so I'll flip it, you

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, you've got the coin?

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Okay give me, give me

heads, Ashford tails,

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

We've got tails.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Tails.

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Alright, Ayesha Hines..

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Perfect.

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I'll place this up on the in

the Dominion Media Research Lab

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later tonight after we record.

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And leave it up to the fans.

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Speaking of which, our last recast

that we did for Major Carter Very

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surprisingly, I, finally, I won again.

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Ha ha ha.

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Not that this is a competition, we're

just doing this just for fun, of course.

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But I won again.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Oh, man

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when I checked I was winning

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I,

we were tied for a long time.

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Your pick for Melissa Fumero

yeah, and my pick of Rosalind Pike

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were tied for the longest time.

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But checking right now, I

got 15 votes, you're at 11.

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Surprisingly, Melanise Grafano

only got, nine votes, which I was,

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: taste.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ah, I

was for sure she was going to, she

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was going to win this by a landslide

because everyone loves Captain Patel and

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everyone loves cocksucking letter gang.

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So I, that

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I really

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like both of your castings, so

I'm not a little upset by this.

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It just means that I'm gonna have

to recast someone else's her later.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: for sure.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

a show with the three of them if it

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was just the three of them I'm gonna

say okay the three of them and Tig

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Notaro going on space adventures.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, dude, that would be it.

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I'm, I'm, I'm down.

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We'll call it SG 8 or something.

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Nice.

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Well, speaking of

Stargate, today's episode

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Yeah, that's a segue.

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You almost had a segue.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

almost had to say it.

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Sorry.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

You got to commit

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

You gotta commit to the

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I'm,

I'm still, I'm still a newbie here.

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I'm still the,

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: no, no.

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no.

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That was a good one.

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You know.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That was terrible.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No, no, no.

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It's all about how you sell it.

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It's segwaying is 90%

confidence, 10% making sense.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: This

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yep, so

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: can

overconfidence anything, if it makes it

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sound like if you, if you believe enough

that they're related, you can do it.

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'cause what was your segment,

speaking of the Stargate?

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So Ben say they can be SSG eight

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and

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then I'll do the thing.

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benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I actually have one, because,

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well, Vic did a wonderful job of

summarizing and recapping us up as

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to where our recasting at has been.

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This episode started, unfortunately,

with a recap of its own that we had

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to dive across the room and skip.

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Ha ha ha ha ha, because that is,

that is part of, part of the rules.

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We cannot watch recaps.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

No episode recaps.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh, shit.

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I've been Sorry, I've been

breaking the rules this whole time.

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:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Ah, dang it.

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I think

this is the first episode with Juan.

336

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Yeah, I think so, too.

337

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Cause, uh I was, I was totally gonna bring

it up because that was an epic recap.

338

:

That's some really,

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

I wouldn't know!

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:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: shit.

341

:

Man, you guys gotta watch this recap.

342

:

It is off the chain.

343

:

Dude, I was totally gonna talk about how

it's fuckin Dude, it's got a trench run.

344

:

It has a trench run in the, in the recap.

345

:

So Yeah, yeah.

346

:

Did you at least see the naked

Daniel Jackson that I started with?

347

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xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Oh, at the very beginning?

348

:

Yeah, I

349

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I saw a naked guy and I was like, skip.

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:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Heh heh heh.

351

:

Still on Showtime?

352

:

Heh

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:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: have been.

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:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: heh

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:

heh.

356

:

Yeah, so after we hit that skip

recap button like we should,

357

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: sorry.

358

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: open on SG 1,

the Major and the Colonel come through.

359

:

Anubis superweapon has been stopped.

360

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But Jonas and Dr.

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:

Jackson, hey!

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:

Are on his ship still.

363

:

Anubis and Jonas talk he is still

DJ is still loose on the ship,

364

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yeah, he's gone full splitter cell.

365

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: yeah, has

learned of Nequandria, and straight

366

:

up chills over the colonic capital

like it's Independence Day to theme.

367

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah.

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:

So he's hooked Jonas up to one of

his one of the the clip show devices.

369

:

And it's just like, I know

all of your thoughts now.

370

:

So now I know One about Naquadria, and

two about the cute receptionist at SG 1.

371

:

They will all be mine!

372

:

Haha, I'm evil.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: If

if I'm remembering our podcast

374

:

history correctly, this is the first

time we've seen Anubis, isn't it?

375

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

correct.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Okay, cool.

377

:

Because for the longest

time, I, I got it mixed up.

378

:

I thought this

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:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

With Apophis?

380

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, and

about halfway through the episode, , I'm

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:

writing shit down, I'm making notes, and

I realize, oh fuck, it's a different guy.

382

:

I, I thought Apophis went through some

kind of thing and came, came back.

383

:

I don't know, I mean,

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:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm going to say, last time on, Anubis

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killed Apophis, and was just like,

Haha, you thought he was the bad guy?

386

:

I'm the bad guy now.

387

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No.

388

:

No.

389

:

I'm gonna say, last time

on, Anubis is Apothis.

390

:

That's why we never see

under his fucking hood.

391

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

uh, yeah, so

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: last time on,

Apophis found some magic naquadria juice,

393

:

drank it, it killed him, and he came back,

and somehow he returned and that's why,

394

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Mm.

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victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: that's

why , he resurrected, yeah, he

396

:

resurrected himself , as Apophis.

397

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: heh heh

398

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: in this

opening scene that we have with Jonas,

399

:

We learned , Just in this scene of

him on the, I'm guessing the bridge of

400

:

his ship, that Apophis has apparently

mastered hyperspace travel, shields, but

401

:

he has yet to figure out light bulbs.

402

:

In a spaceship.

403

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you are in a, you are in an enclosed

404

:

spaceship, there is only so much oxygen.

405

:

Fire bad.

406

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah,

these things are all over his damn

407

:

ship, like, who, pffft, who the

408

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: effort

for the legit, like the effort

409

:

dedicated to logistics for that

aesthetic choice is A I will always

410

:

stand a culture that goes out of their

way and makes things so needlessly

411

:

difficult just for the aesthetic.

412

:

Love it, here for it, sign me up.

413

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: There's

gotta be, there's gotta be one of

414

:

the goons that has to go around

the ship relighting them or putting

415

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Refilling the braziers,

416

:

Yeah.

417

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Oh, they gotta be on gas lines.

418

:

Come on, it's a spaceship.

419

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That's an even worse idea, having

420

:

gas lines inside a spaceship.

421

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

we then get the credits.

422

:

Did you guys watch the credits?

423

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I

424

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No, I

425

:

skip?

426

:

I skip him.

427

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I watch

everything because I'm terrible.

428

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

In the credits, we now have Danjacks is

429

:

back in the credits and Jonas is not.

430

:

So, if you were wondering,

431

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: star status.

432

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yeah, if you were wondering , who's

433

:

gonna be sticking around this

had me real nervous for my boy

434

:

Jonas as the episode was going on.

435

:

Cause I'm just like Oh man, somebody's

just, like, getting those, , couple of

436

:

paychecks, and then we write you out.

437

:

Oh man, what's gonna, what's gonna happen?

438

:

Who's gonna shoot our boy?

439

:

We do, we cut back to the SGC,

where we get a line that I'm

440

:

sure excited Ja'far a lot.

441

:

, , they're talking to Tok'ra

Intelligence Because we know,

442

:

since, The Tok'ra are turtle

people, Tok'ra Intelligence are

443

:

the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

444

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: It's the only

445

:

thing

446

:

that

447

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Gotta be.

448

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Did

you notice that he was talking to

449

:

Tokara Intelligence on the red phone?

450

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: heh

451

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

That's cool.

452

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, I

thought the red phone was reserved for

453

:

the president, but Also the turtle people.

454

:

He's looking

455

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Tok'ra don't know where Anubis is.

456

:

And Teal'c is out on a

mission on Yu's ship.

457

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Me.

458

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

So, Teal'c was set on his own mission

459

:

because he is a Jaffa he got sent to

infiltrate a different group of Jaffa,

460

:

that way he could start sowing some

dissent, maybe see , who was really,

461

:

you know, gunning for humans and earth

and everybody and who maybe could be

462

:

worked with so we find out he was On the

ship of Lord Yu, and I believe that he

463

:

ended up on that ship, and he did the

entire Abbott and Costello bit where it's

464

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yu's on first.

465

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm looking for you.

466

:

Well, I'm right here.

467

:

No, not you.

468

:

We're looking for you.

469

:

Me?

470

:

No, you!

471

:

and,

472

:

uh, it

473

:

was,

474

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

there, there actually is a Lord

475

:

Me, and he's a rival of Lord You.

476

:

That's,

477

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Fantastic.

478

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

They do not, they do not do vaudeville.

479

:

vaudeville is illegal

under the system, lords.

480

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: ha ha ha ha

481

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That is awesome.

482

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Co

483

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Marx is is That

484

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: of the state.

485

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: ha ha

486

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

said, I want to say, as part of my,

487

:

the team gets captured 20 more times,

in this episode we've got two distinct

488

:

people in two distinct captures.

489

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Oh, there's no debating that.

490

:

Like, happens every episode we watch.

491

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yes.

492

:

I'm just saying, this one,

this episode double counts.

493

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: ha ha.

494

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

different instances, yeah.

495

:

I feel like they should

get a punch card for,

496

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

They've slushie.

497

:

, victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: there

actually is a POW ribbon that the Air

498

:

Force has that yeah, these guys, they

bought them in bulk over at SGC Command.

499

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Play the Great Escape theme

500

:

every time they come back.

501

:

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

502

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

The quon , ask for help.

503

:

, with their interplanetary

conflict, but with ais

504

:

And

505

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

they, they went from

506

:

intraplanetary to interplanetary.

507

:

Heh heh heh

508

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah.

509

:

, over on used ship we

see teal in a jail cell.

510

:

, for his vaudeville crimes , talks

to Oshu, who tells Teal'c he can't

511

:

climb on steel racks in the back

room, but Teal'c's like, what the

512

:

fuck, I don't know you, what's Oshu?

513

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Ja'far.

514

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I'm missing the reference, but.

515

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

That's a What's Oshu joke.

516

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, what's OSHA?

517

:

Yeah.

518

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Oshu

thinks Lord Yu is dying of old age

519

:

and has senior moments on the regular.

520

:

use their Tok'ra communicators to talk

to DJ over at Stargate Command learn

521

:

that he has Tok'ra isotopes that

are hiding him on the ship as well.

522

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That was very strange.

523

:

Heh

524

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: daniel Jackson

seems not fully aware of his past here.

525

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

He's got

526

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

527

:

Heh heh

528

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: got at

least some partial amnesias going on.

529

:

And Vic, if that was confirmed in the

episode recap, don't fucking tell us.

530

:

Yeah,

531

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: of that

way because , what did O'Neil ask him?

532

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: He's

all like, oh, we do this all the

533

:

time?

534

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

535

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

he's

536

:

like, well, I'm, I'm

trapped on a spaceship.

537

:

People are hunting me.

538

:

, how do you think it's going?

539

:

Business as usual for us, he's like, Oh

god, what did I get myself wrapped into?

540

:

Heh

541

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: what we do?

542

:

Fuck!

543

:

This sucks!

544

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Teal

starts gathering allies starting

545

:

with Baal, the, Calodians, hand, have

handed over all their Nequandria to

546

:

Anubis, and Baal agrees to take over U.

547

:

S.

548

:

forces , wait, is, Anubis the

bad guy in the movie, Vic?

549

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Rah.

550

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: it was raw.

551

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: That's Ra?

552

:

Okay.

553

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

and we, as far as I know, we

554

:

haven't raw, never made a return.

555

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

yeah, he got nuked.

556

:

I'm just, I

557

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: is

558

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

the movie at some

559

:

point.

560

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Movie's

561

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: it's great.

562

:

It's my favorite

563

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

seemed antithetical to watch

564

:

it before we did the show.

565

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Well.

566

:

With the exception of Daniel Jackson

and The Gate, they pretty much

567

:

wiped their ass with everything

that was established in the movie

568

:

and did their own thing for SG 1.

569

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Except for Erykah Bahri.

570

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah,

571

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh,

that, yeah, and him too, him too.

572

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

But, so, Jaffer, er, so, Vic, you can't

573

:

answer this because you watched the recap.

574

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ruh ruh

575

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yes, Ben.

576

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ruh.

577

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

a guy running around a

578

:

spaceship with amnesia.

579

:

Well, hop on her.

580

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: so.

581

:

Vic told us that the naked

guy was DJ, so I know that.

582

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Seen many naked guys DJing, that's what it

583

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: yeah,

sometimes naked guy is just DJ.

584

:

not gonna Google it.

585

:

I'm

586

:

just

587

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

I'm looking it up right now.

588

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: he

makes mention to have , been on a

589

:

very , peaceful agrarian society

kind of thing, was like where he was.

590

:

, so, I'm gonna say, he got blasted

by one of the lasers, ? It

591

:

gave him , fake schizophrenia.

592

:

Or, at the very least,

started some mental symptoms.

593

:

And that's what gave him

the amnesia, in the end.

594

:

, coming through whatever the blast.

595

:

They thought he was dead.

596

:

He wakes up, like, a year later and

doesn't remember Stargates or anything.

597

:

And lives for however long, how

much time passed, because I don't

598

:

know , when Jonas took over..

599

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm gonna guess a season.

600

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Logistically,

knowing television production, I'm sure.

601

:

But that's less fun than just not knowing.

602

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Well, we know he made it at

603

:

least a season and two episodes.

604

:

So, it's 24, 25 episodes

that he's in at least,

605

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: he'll be back,

606

:

probably.

607

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: by

the way this just in Quentin

608

:

Messina, also known as the Naked

DJ, seems to be in a rollercoaster

609

:

romance with semi-professional

footballer, Kaylee Schwar

610

:

.

-:

611

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Cool.

612

:

we learn that, uh, Collodia was invaded

by their neighbors, , but they cease

613

:

fired after they dropped the super nuke.

614

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

love the way they asked the

615

:

co , the collodions about this.

616

:

They're always like, wait a minute.

617

:

Why'd

618

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

guys still exist.

619

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

What are you doing here?

620

:

And he's like, he just sheepishly looks

down and is like, we we dropped the bomb.

621

:

Pfft.

622

:

And they're all just like, no you didn't.

623

:

Bad!

624

:

Bad, Collodians!

625

:

We told you not to drop the bomb.

626

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

But I did like O'Neil's like, Oh,

627

:

so we're here in your guys base?

628

:

You told us you'd all be dead.

629

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Mm hmm.

630

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

They're like, Yeah, we

631

:

did some war crimes.

632

:

And he's like, How dare you?

633

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

And that one lady was like,

634

:

we immediately regretted it.

635

:

We're really sorry.

636

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah.

637

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Goddammit.

638

:

I a video on YouTube the

other day that was no one told

639

:

Captain America about Hiroshima.

640

:

he's like, he's, have you seen this?

641

:

He's fighting a supervillain.

642

:

And, he's all like, the supervillain's

got a nuke, and he's all like, You'd

643

:

be the first to use a nuke on a

civilian population, you monster!

644

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Ha!

645

:

Ha!

646

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Anubis head

scientist is fucking with Nicondria.

647

:

DJ is trying to Break Jonas out

of his cell, Jack and Sam, after

648

:

this meetup with ambassadors from

the world's other governments, And

649

:

they're like, you don't look like

an alien, and then Teal'c shows up.

650

:

Who

651

:

also,

652

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

looks like an alien.

653

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: he,

654

:

he He doesn't, uh,

655

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: just

got the funnel cake on his forehead!

656

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

He doesn't even

657

:

have

658

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

even see the belly pouch.

659

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: right?

660

:

Like, Give him some Spock ears or

something before we get all up on it.

661

:

, , they propose to have Ball show up and fuck

Anubis, but Jack wants the buy in from

662

:

all of the major governments, since it's

gonna be their problem if they do this.

663

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I, I,

I love that line where Teal'c is

664

:

trying to explain to O'Neal, Like,

yeah, okay, we're gonna bring in

665

:

this other system lord to fight.

666

:

Anubis for us.

667

:

And he's all just like, Okay

you get to tell them, I'm not

668

:

telling them your stupid plan.

669

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Heh heh heh

670

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: I

did like that they were just like, Okay,

671

:

learned about aliens seven hours ago.

672

:

You said, hey, they're

evil and can't be trusted.

673

:

Why are we trusting this other one will

leave us alone once he blows up Anubis?

674

:

And they're just

675

:

like,

676

:

he said he would?

677

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No?

678

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

what this planet needs?

679

:

Is more evil aliens bent on destruction.

680

:

That'll solve the problem.

681

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I mean,

eventually you've got enough evil aliens

682

:

bent on destruction fighting over each

other where they negate themselves.

683

:

that needs to be a comic series by

probably Mark Miller at some point

684

:

that's probably already written.

685

:

There's only supervillains, no

superheroes, and it's just supervillain

686

:

infighting keeps the world at peace.

687

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That's got potential, yeah.

688

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I'm

sure that, I am sure he did that

689

:

in his super edgy 90s when he was

doing kickass and all that stuff.

690

:

I'm sure that exists.

691

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

692

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Also, while they are talking to the

693

:

ambassadors, O'Neal brings up , the

story of the dog and the dancing monkeys.

694

:

And, clearly this is some sort

of an allusion to something,

695

:

but, guys, I'm gonna say it's

696

:

not.

697

:

I'm gonna say this is one of

their previous adventures.

698

:

So let's get weird with it.

699

:

What were, was the dog

and the dancing monkeys?

700

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: it's

exactly what it sounds like.

701

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I'm

gonna say they found a primitive

702

:

culture based on Chinese mythology

that famously has the Monkey King.

703

:

Am I getting that right?

704

:

The Monkey King belongs to Yeah.

705

:

That's what it was.

706

:

They found the Monkey King.

707

:

And It's a giant fucking robot.

708

:

Because, listeners, if you're

out there, you can Google this.

709

:

There actually is, I don't know if

it ever completed production, but

710

:

there actually is a giant fighting

robot called the Monkey King.

711

:

It never took off.

712

:

It was gonna challenge the

American robot from Megabots.

713

:

That

714

:

never took off.

715

:

Yeah.

716

:

Yeah, it was

717

:

a

718

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: one

giant robot fight in my life.

719

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, it was

720

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Better

than way too many giant robot fights

721

:

in my life, to be absolutely clear.

722

:

I've seen how those go.

723

:

I've

724

:

watched Gundam.

725

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: Oh

726

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: why,

is there other Gundam shows?

727

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yes, , there's iron blooded orphans.

728

:

Which

729

:

is just sad.

730

:

It is so sad.

731

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: So anyway,

the Monkey King, right, so, so they found

732

:

this planet that was being terrorized

by this giant metal robot that's the

733

:

Monkey King, and eventually they had

to They were outmatched, so what the

734

:

SG team had to do was they had to go

out into the forest and round up a

735

:

pack of wild dogs that assaulted the

Monkey King, climbed all over it, and

736

:

they started,, barking and licking,

and it overloaded the Monkey King's

737

:

sensors, and that's how they survived.

738

:

Ha ha

739

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

up on a dog

740

:

planet, uh, and, , having their adventure

there, they were the dancing monkeys.

741

:

Because they're like, what are

these giant monkeys doing here?

742

:

Why do they have guns?

743

:

And they're just like you're dog people.

744

:

It's like, yes, that's the

only kind of people there are.

745

:

Like, actually, no.

746

:

The galaxy is actually just

like riddled with humans.

747

:

Dancing monkeys everywhere?

748

:

Absurd.

749

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: We

don't want to live in a universe

750

:

with dancing monkeys everywhere.

751

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

They think that, but then they

752

:

think of all the bones, and they're

like, maybe we will go to space.

753

:

You guys seem to die pretty commonly.

754

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

755

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Anubis

chief science dude has stabilized

756

:

the Nequandria, and he's all

757

:

like,

758

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: so he thinks.

759

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Try

wiping out the city below us,

760

:

and he's all like, Go for it.

761

:

And it

762

:

overloads a generator.

763

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

here.

764

:

With that though, is he's like,

I've fixed, I've I'm using the

765

:

Naquadria, I've fixed the superweapon.

766

:

if everything goes to plan,

it's now even more powerful.

767

:

It'll just blow up a city.

768

:

So Jaffar, I don't think

they've got a Death

769

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No,

that's the thing, is they don't

770

:

say it's the superweapon, they say

it's one of the ship's normal guns.

771

:

They actually explicitly call out it's

just one of the ship's normal guns that is

772

:

now supercharged and could destroy a city.

773

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Okay.

774

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: So the

775

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: of which,

did we get confirmation from the

776

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

We'll get into that

777

:

later.

778

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I haven't

heard from her in a couple weeks.

779

:

Unfortunately she's still incommunicado.

780

:

But

781

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: almost

to the point of googling it.

782

:

. victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Well, if, really wish you'd watch

783

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: recap.

784

:

Is it

785

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I really

wish you'd watch the it's not, it's not

786

:

explicitly confirmed that it's a planet

killer, but if you watch the recap,

787

:

it looks like a fucking planet killer.

788

:

I mean,.

789

:

Oh,

790

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

laser , overloads a generator and

791

:

explodes, giving it a distraction

and also allowing Jonas to make it

792

:

through his now weakened force field.

793

:

1, yeah.

794

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Oh, okay.

795

:

Well, he, anyway, he skipped over

the part where he does the classic

796

:

villain thing of executing his,

797

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Executing his scientist.

798

:

yeah,

799

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

right in front of everyone.

800

:

And gosh, like this, I understand

it's a trope and it's meant to

801

:

establish that, he's the bad guy.

802

:

He really is a villain.

803

:

But every time I see this I'm

just like how many scientists

804

:

do you have there, dude?

805

:

Can you really afford to

just because you know the

806

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

ship is still broken.

807

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah,

like the next one you bring in

808

:

isn't gonna be as good as your head

scientist that you just vaporized Yeah,

809

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Hm

810

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

SGC,

811

:

O O'Neal is like, Hey so they need help.

812

:

Can we, like, send in the Marines?

813

:

And Hammond's like, I can't do that.

814

:

I need to talk to the Joint Chiefs.

815

:

And he's like, Why haven't you been

talking to the Joint Chiefs already?

816

:

Like, Why are we not planned for this?

817

:

And he's like, Alright, well

let me take SG 15 and SG 11.

818

:

Which makes me wonder, like,

What about the rest of the teams?

819

:

We know, based on the numbering,

they've got at least 15.

820

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Mm hmm.

821

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I mean, it

could be a, it could be a thing where

822

:

when a team is wiped out, they retire the

number and just move on to the next one.

823

:

Well,

824

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

really It's just like,

825

:

I'm not taking them.

826

:

No, it'll just

827

:

make

828

:

everything

829

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: you

just send them in first, you know.

830

:

Ha ha ha

831

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: I mean, last

we heard SG 11, they were on mail duty.

832

:

They were going and collecting

833

:

recordings from videos,

cameras that had been placed.

834

:

So, that's a promotion?

835

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah,

836

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Maybe?

837

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

We did what happened here with With the

838

:

dogs and the dancing monkeys, right?

839

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

You did a Let's

840

:

Get

841

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: that

842

:

that

843

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Let's get weird Okay, I, I

844

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

done a What Happened to Her

845

:

at the start of the episode.

846

:

Heh

847

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

say, last time on

848

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ha ha

849

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

there was a, a, an adventure where they

850

:

went out with SG 4, and SG 4 did such

a bad job, they're just like, we're

851

:

never working with these guys again.

852

:

They, like, shot Daniel Jackson in the

butt and like, even Tealka's like, can we

853

:

not leave these problematic humans behind?

854

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Ha ha

855

:

They like, dialed the wrong gate code

and opened a portal to hell or something.

856

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Mhmm.

857

:

O'Neil,

858

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

here is That Anubis is

859

:

looking for a crystal and

860

:

they didn't realize was

a data storage device.

861

:

So it was in their museum and not

862

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: device.

863

:

It's a crystal!

864

:

What else would you store data on?

865

:

A USB stick?

866

:

absurd.

867

:

All data.

868

:

All, all data in crystals.

869

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: You know, when

I was a kid, I thought that by the time I

870

:

was an adult that we'd be watching movies

on fucking crystals and shit, but Nooooo!

871

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

they're looking for this crystal.

872

:

It's got some data about the

OG gold Noquandria experiments.

873

:

Carter and Teal go to retrieve it.

874

:

We cut over to DJ and Jonas

who talk about their situation.

875

:

And decide to try and find a ring

transport to get down to the city.

876

:

Uh, I guess those are one ways as well.

877

:

which makes me wonder what makes

them different than the Stargates?

878

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah, the

the, well, the ring transports, those

879

:

are the things that they come down

from the ceiling and it's basically,

880

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

But they need a

881

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Trek transporter.

882

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: but

they need a, pad on both ends.

883

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Yeah.

884

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: Or,

885

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: why

is it different than a Stargate?

886

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

well, so,

887

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: ranged, maybe?

888

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

It is different in that you need a

889

:

pad in both locations, or we have

seen examples where they open up a

890

:

hole in the ship and you can just

drop it down like it's a ladder.

891

:

And in those situations you do

not need a pad at the bottom,

892

:

you just need line of sight.

893

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Okay.

894

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Speaking

of technology I find it interesting

895

:

that , the last episode that we saw,

they were doing the deal with the

896

:

Naquandria, and it turned out that

that had been established previously.

897

:

So, wow, they've got, it's like a season

and a half, and they still don't know

898

:

how to use this fucking Naquandria.

899

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: No idea.

900

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Warehouse fight, Teal finds the crystal

901

:

and then they immediately get captured.

902

:

But Yeah but they happen to also be in

the same place where the ring Dan Jackson

903

:

and Jonas Ring Fit Adventure drops

them off here, and they are immediately

904

:

able to come in and save the day.

905

:

So, they are instantly

captured, instantly uncaptured.

906

:

But, I wanna know, did this, did

this strike you guys as just when

907

:

this happened, I'm like, how did

the Jaffa get there instantly?

908

:

Like, how did they know where to be?

909

:

, this, this raised , the

hairs on the back of my neck.

910

:

I'm just like, something's not right here.

911

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Well, they

said in dialogue that there was something

912

:

like 10, 000 Jaffa storming the city, so

913

:

I'm, I'm, Yeah, I'm guessing it's

just happened to be that they're

914

:

just sweeping the entire town.

915

:

That's

916

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Well, we, we learned shortly

917

:

that, that's not the case.

918

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Yeah.

919

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140: No.

920

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: What?

921

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: betrayed.

922

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

they were betrayed.

923

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: that's right!

924

:

That's right!

925

:

The, the main guy

926

:

sold him out.

927

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah, Commander Hale, but this made

928

:

me, , instantly, I'm just like, why are

none of our guys just like, Hey how did

929

:

they know to come in right behind us?

930

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

That's right, because he said, oh,

931

:

I'll take that crystal, and he's

like, no, that's not a good idea.

932

:

And he's like, no, I

will take the crystal.

933

:

The goons must have been hiding,

he worked this out ahead of time.

934

:

The goons were hiding behind the

door just listening, and he was,

935

:

before he was like, Okay, after I

tell him to give me the crystal,

936

:

that's when you guys storm in, okay?

937

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

Heh heh heh heh.

938

:

Yeah,

939

:

all

940

:

this

941

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

they come back and then this

942

:

is where we,

943

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: the betrayal.

944

:

Nah, nah, I was just, I was doing

the same recap you were, Ben.

945

:

, all this goes down we get the commander

and the aforementioned betrayal.

946

:

, going to turn SGs 1, 11, and 15 along

with the ambassadors over to Anubis.

947

:

, gonna turn over the crystal and they're

gonna leave and go fuck up their rivals.

948

:

And then he gets got immediately.

949

:

, benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you called like the one people , you know

950

:

for help, they show up with eight dudes

and guns not as good as the ten thousand

951

:

aliens who are rampaging through your

city and are just like, it's okay, we're

952

:

gonna fight, don't worry, we've called

more of them, and you're just like,

953

:

these assholes don't know what the hell

they're doing we're surrendering, we're

954

:

surrendering as hard as we can yeah,

955

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

You brought eight guys?

956

:

Well, they're eight really good guys.

957

:

I

958

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Ball shows up

, giving SG, , teams a chance to fight back.

959

:

, Ball takes his, , er, no, he, shit.

960

:

Anubis takes his captain's yacht out,

, while letting his big ship get destroyed.

961

:

Jonas gets shot to stave DJ,

and Anubis makes his escape

962

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: Was for sure

that Jonas was done for that moment.

963

:

It's like, all right.

964

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: Ah,

yeah, I, it seemed like a too

965

:

obvious sacrifice, but also the

exact thing this show would do.

966

:

, glad it didn't.

967

:

Heh

968

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: uh, Jonas

and DJ were having that conversation

969

:

about, you know, like, Oh, I only took

this job because I felt guilty about

970

:

your death or something or other.

971

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Yeah, now that you're back, they

972

:

obviously don't want me anymore.

973

:

I was just like, oh man, this is

some on the nose on the nose writing.

974

:

Like, hey, now that, now that

you're not busy, I know nobody

975

:

wanted my character on the show.

976

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

The SG team, we can only have

977

:

four people on the SG team.

978

:

Why?

979

:

Because, it's just, we just, yeah,

just four, sorry, you're out.

980

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

Did appreciate though that Jonas is

981

:

like, Hey, will you look after my fish?

982

:

And he's like, You can take the fish!

983

:

The fish is fine!

984

:

It'll fit in your bag!

985

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141: I'm gonna say,

last time on, we learned that colonoscopy

986

:

world has no bodies of water at all, and

fish are like, amazing to these people.

987

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142: would be

988

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

I'm gonna guess that,

989

:

last time on, The fish That would be.

990

:

But I'm gonna say last time on, The

fish is actually one of their trinkets

991

:

they've captured from a different planet.

992

:

victor_1_01-07-2024_191141:

Oh, it's an alien fish.

993

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

yeah, it's an alien fish.

994

:

Jonas says good you know, talks to

everybody on his way out, and we get a,

995

:

xhafer_1_01-07-2024_201142:

He's the new president of

996

:

benjamin-d-curley_1_01-07-2024_201140:

you're one of the good ones from O'Neil.

997

:

Yep.

998

:

Yeah, he gets to go back and

be super famous and important.

999

:

And I did, I loved this bit here.

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00:38:56,474 --> 00:38:59,814

The thing that like, they never

bring up when you've got your super

:

00:38:59,814 --> 00:39:03,994

secret special forces team that

nobody's is on nobody's books.

:

00:39:04,274 --> 00:39:08,414

Dan Jackson is like, Hey,

O'Neil, do we get paid?

:

00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,274

-:

he left it ambiguous.

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00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:11,129

-:

Yes.

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-:

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00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:17,514

Yep.

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00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:18,199

-:

I 9.

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00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:20,139

-:

yeah, and you're technically

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00:39:20,139 --> 00:39:22,279

dead now, so Well, if that

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00:39:22,313 --> 00:39:23,513

-:

uh, sold all your shit.

:

00:39:23,733 --> 00:39:25,173

-:

does, who did his life insurance

:

00:39:25,173 --> 00:39:27,243

policy go out to, I wonder?

:

00:39:27,803 --> 00:39:28,003

Huh.

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00:39:28,503 --> 00:39:30,553

-:

Well, uh, that's the episode.

:

00:39:30,633 --> 00:39:33,413

We just end on DJ staring at the Stargate.

:

00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:37,223

-:

but also, similar to our guy O'Neal, Dan

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00:39:37,223 --> 00:39:38,933

Jackson starts getting his memories back.

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00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:40,943

You know what he doesn't

ask a single question about?

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-:

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-:

His wife.

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00:39:42,828 --> 00:39:45,798

Which, I don't know if

she's still a going concern.

:

00:39:45,828 --> 00:39:48,038

I don't think she is, but still,

:

00:39:48,138 --> 00:39:51,468

I'd be like, wait, I had

a wife and she's gone?

:

00:39:51,668 --> 00:39:53,818

, now I'm sad all over again.

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00:39:54,318 --> 00:39:58,238

You see , the SGC therapist Who's

just like taking books back

:

00:39:58,248 --> 00:39:59,758

out, just like, man, I thought

:

00:39:59,843 --> 00:40:00,943

-:

Ah, here we go again!

:

00:40:00,944 --> 00:40:03,493

Ha ha ha ha ha

:

00:40:03,493 --> 00:40:05,043

.

-:

:

00:40:05,043 --> 00:40:06,643

some dice while I'm doing that.

:

00:40:06,643 --> 00:40:08,373

Vic, do you want to pull up the

:

00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:09,113

lab

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00:40:09,133 --> 00:40:10,853

-:

to the, let me head down to the

:

00:40:10,853 --> 00:40:12,163

lab and get the results here.

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00:40:12,433 --> 00:40:14,433

-:

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00:40:14,973 --> 00:40:18,283

so we'll be watching season 7, episode 18.

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00:40:18,953 --> 00:40:20,033

-:

See, wait, hold on.

:

00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:22,023

Oh god damn it!

:

00:40:22,383 --> 00:40:23,753

You've got to be kidding me!

:

00:40:24,363 --> 00:40:24,823

-:

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00:40:25,338 --> 00:40:26,348

-:

It's episode 18?

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00:40:26,977 --> 00:40:28,167

Son of a we can't do that episode.

:

00:40:28,547 --> 00:40:29,047

-:

Why?

:

00:40:29,111 --> 00:40:31,221

-:

had so many conversations with the

:

00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:35,711

gatekeeper about it, and it's just

so many arguments, saying, , I tried

:

00:40:35,711 --> 00:40:40,001

to explain to her that we can't have

context, and we, we can't, you know, that

:

00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:42,281

that's the whole part of the show, but

she's like, but you need to watch this

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00:40:42,281 --> 00:40:45,271

episode, because it's a two parter, and

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00:40:45,371 --> 00:40:46,061

-:

Haha,

:

00:40:46,481 --> 00:40:48,171

-:

apparently, and you just rolled,

:

00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:50,981

you rolled the dice and landed on

the second part of the two parter.

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00:40:51,046 --> 00:40:51,496

-:

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00:40:51,566 --> 00:40:52,968

Ha ha ha

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00:40:53,321 --> 00:40:55,881

-:

and supposedly, just, just from

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00:40:55,881 --> 00:40:59,141

what I understand, I told her do not

tell me anything about this episode.

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00:40:59,641 --> 00:41:05,171

This is the equivalent of the best

of both worlds for, for Stargate.

:

00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:10,241

This is like one of the highest

rated episodes in the series.

:

00:41:10,251 --> 00:41:14,028

-:

recap, sayin it now, No episode

:

00:41:14,038 --> 00:41:15,538

one recaps allowed.

:

00:41:15,588 --> 00:41:17,508

This is, we've made our bed and

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00:41:17,508 --> 00:41:18,648

we're gonna sleep in

:

00:41:18,648 --> 00:41:18,878

it.

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00:41:19,438 --> 00:41:21,328

Heroes Part 2 is what I

:

00:41:21,328 --> 00:41:21,848

rolled.

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00:41:21,848 --> 00:41:25,648

It'll make for interesting radio

next week, but for right now,

:

00:41:25,898 --> 00:41:27,078

We have our predictions from

:

00:41:27,078 --> 00:41:28,168

last week over.

:

00:41:28,743 --> 00:41:31,893

-:

Alright, okay, so who had SG 1

:

00:41:31,893 --> 00:41:33,123

Team Gets Mistaken for a God?

:

00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:33,583

That's me.

:

00:41:34,223 --> 00:41:34,663

Wait, no.

:

00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:35,633

Did we already do that one?

:

00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:36,798

-:

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00:41:37,073 --> 00:41:37,233

-:

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00:41:37,233 --> 00:41:37,533

okay,

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00:41:37,588 --> 00:41:39,618

-:

prediction is there was an episode

:

00:41:39,618 --> 00:41:40,998

with, there's an episode with zombies.

:

00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:41,958

-:

Right, right, okay.

:

00:41:42,188 --> 00:41:45,128

So, going from top to bottom

here, Jonas has an awkward date.

:

00:41:45,953 --> 00:41:48,413

With 10 votes, that looks

like it's confirmed.

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00:41:48,688 --> 00:41:49,448

-:

Yay.

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00:41:49,683 --> 00:41:50,053

-:

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00:41:50,053 --> 00:41:52,013

-:

Second one, the next one, Jonas

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00:41:52,013 --> 00:41:55,693

gets swallowed by a whale, I put

parenthesis space whale or other side.

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00:41:56,303 --> 00:41:57,633

Got three votes, I'm gonna have

:

00:41:57,838 --> 00:41:59,428

-:

Aw, man.

:

00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:00,463

-:

I don't know about that.

:

00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:02,653

-:

And then I also had my prediction

:

00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:04,283

that Dan Jackson comes back.

:

00:42:04,763 --> 00:42:07,963

Uh, and, Yeah, We figured that out.

:

00:42:07,963 --> 00:42:11,933

-:

Jafares Says, there's a zombie episode.

:

00:42:12,903 --> 00:42:16,343

? So, someone in the comments asked,

How broadly are we defining zombie?

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00:42:16,633 --> 00:42:19,663

Is it actual zombies, or stuff that

is intended to feel like zombies?

:

00:42:19,683 --> 00:42:22,693

And I am going to say, just as the

fact that someone had to ask that

:

00:42:22,693 --> 00:42:25,963

question, means that it's, that's

all the confirmation I need for that.

:

00:42:26,113 --> 00:42:27,933

-:

No, we need actual zombies.

:

00:42:27,973 --> 00:42:29,433

Dead, reanimated.

:

00:42:29,551 --> 00:42:30,391

-:

stay dead, Ben.

:

00:42:30,456 --> 00:42:33,186

-:

Trek Enterprise had a zombie episode,

:

00:42:33,186 --> 00:42:36,492

but they weren't actual zombies Nah,

it was a ship full of Vulcans that

:

00:42:36,492 --> 00:42:40,492

contracted some kind of weird space virus

that made them all act like zombies.

:

00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:42,622

But they were clearly freaking zombies.

:

00:42:43,047 --> 00:42:43,457

-:

:

00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:45,327

Clearly zombies are zombies.

:

00:42:45,327 --> 00:42:46,547

How about vampires?

:

00:42:46,807 --> 00:42:47,127

What's the

:

00:42:47,127 --> 00:42:47,427

lab

:

00:42:47,672 --> 00:42:49,442

-:

There are vampires.

:

00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:53,632

-:

a reference to the Loch Ness Monster?

:

00:42:53,682 --> 00:42:55,532

-:

here is an interesting thing.

:

00:42:55,532 --> 00:42:58,372

Now, I figured something out

here because I'm smart, right?

:

00:42:58,372 --> 00:43:03,042

I figured out a way to look this up and

confirm this without Spoiling anything.

:

00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:04,362

I did not break the rules here.

:

00:43:04,872 --> 00:43:09,932

I went to the TV tropes of database

and they have a page called the stock

:

00:43:09,932 --> 00:43:15,792

nest monster and it has a It has a

listing of Loch Ness Monster references

:

00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:21,602

throughout movies and television and

there is in fact a Loch Ness Monster

:

00:43:21,602 --> 00:43:24,692

episode in Stargate Atlantis, but not SG

:

00:43:25,022 --> 00:43:25,752

-:

:

00:43:26,035 --> 00:43:30,194

-:

:

00:43:30,487 --> 00:43:31,917

-:

close yet so far.

:

00:43:31,967 --> 00:43:33,947

If we do Atlantis at some point, though,

:

00:43:34,127 --> 00:43:36,787

I know what my first

prediction Oh, that puts me,

:

00:43:36,787 --> 00:43:37,857

28 points.

:

00:43:37,987 --> 00:43:38,367

-:

:

00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:40,247

-:

I did something, I looked something

:

00:43:40,247 --> 00:43:46,467

up., you guys told me, hey, no

Babylon, or, so, we were originally

:

00:43:46,467 --> 00:43:48,197

saying no Babylon 5 actors.

:

00:43:48,697 --> 00:43:50,987

But I went and I did

some cross referencing.

:

00:43:51,487 --> 00:43:54,957

Without looking at, like, how

many episodes or what have you.

:

00:43:55,427 --> 00:44:01,247

And I did find out that so, Vic,

you pointed out Talon is in it.

:

00:44:01,577 --> 00:44:06,757

Um, and another person who

totally is above the credits.

:

00:44:07,003 --> 00:44:08,053

Commander Takashima.

:

00:44:08,131 --> 00:44:09,941

-:

Yeah, Yeah, I mean, she's

:

00:44:09,941 --> 00:44:10,211

in

:

00:44:10,476 --> 00:44:11,116

-:

:

00:44:11,299 --> 00:44:14,561

-:

if we want to be technical, then.

:

00:44:14,561 --> 00:44:15,071

-:

I don't

:

00:44:15,071 --> 00:44:16,871

-:

Gathering is not part of the

:

00:44:16,881 --> 00:44:19,021

television series Babylon 5.

:

00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:20,928

It was a made for TV movie

:

00:44:20,978 --> 00:44:22,208

-:

I just said Babylon 5.

:

00:44:22,503 --> 00:44:23,111

-:

:

00:44:23,491 --> 00:44:24,263

-:

:

00:44:24,263 --> 00:44:25,043

-:

:

00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:26,213

-:

gettin all those points you

:

00:44:26,213 --> 00:44:30,463

can't I just disqualified myself for

three points, and for to have you

:

00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:32,681

come at this game like this right now

:

00:44:33,852 --> 00:44:35,582

-:

I was gonna give you those points anyway,

:

00:44:35,582 --> 00:44:39,222

because I felt like the Inquisitor

from Babylon 5 was a legit pick.

:

00:44:39,672 --> 00:44:43,752

So, even though, even though he had

a total of like, 45 seconds of screen

:

00:44:43,997 --> 00:44:46,527

-:

gave himself the Babylon 5 points

:

00:44:46,527 --> 00:44:48,477

anyway, so don't re add those, Ben.

:

00:44:50,017 --> 00:44:52,247

You already factored them

into your running total.

:

00:44:52,247 --> 00:44:54,057

-:

on to my predictions an SG 1

:

00:44:54,057 --> 00:44:57,787

member gets mistaken for a god

that got 13 votes, so that's one

:

00:44:57,857 --> 00:44:58,737

-:

:

00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:02,397

-:

in the SG C defects to the Gua'uld.

:

00:45:02,897 --> 00:45:03,797

Only got one.

:

00:45:04,117 --> 00:45:05,437

-:

Does not look like

:

00:45:05,547 --> 00:45:07,157

-:

sure that was gonna happen, yeah.

:

00:45:07,657 --> 00:45:08,897

That doesn't look too good.

:

00:45:08,937 --> 00:45:12,227

And finally Cheyenne Mountain

gets blown up and magically

:

00:45:12,227 --> 00:45:13,427

restored by the next episode.

:

00:45:13,447 --> 00:45:16,947

That only got three, so I'm gonna

say , nah, that's not enough.

:

00:45:16,954 --> 00:45:17,574

So there we are!

:

00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:19,214

So I only got one point this week.

:

00:45:19,214 --> 00:45:21,084

-:

Alright, so, Heroes Part 2.

:

00:45:21,539 --> 00:45:22,699

Stargate command.

:

00:45:22,794 --> 00:45:25,039

-:

do, we Goddammit.

:

00:45:25,039 --> 00:45:26,954

Pffft.

:

00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,749

-:

fight, the more I'm in.

:

00:45:28,749 --> 00:45:31,049

-:

know, so I'm Yes, son of a bitch.

:

00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:33,139

-:

so, Heroes Part 2.

:

00:45:33,379 --> 00:45:37,749

Stargate Command encounters a

unforeseen predicament with half of

:

00:45:37,759 --> 00:45:41,389

SG 13 off world fighting enemy Jaffa.

:

00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:45,389

SG teams 1, 5, and 7 go in as backup.

:

00:45:46,169 --> 00:45:46,729

all we got!

:

00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:49,249

that, it's time to make

:

00:45:49,349 --> 00:45:51,452

some predictions.

:

00:46:03,389 --> 00:46:06,389

I am so excited here.

:

00:46:06,649 --> 00:46:09,489

I got three predictions, I feel

really good about all of them.

:

00:46:10,169 --> 00:46:14,279

My daytime prediction, Jonas

comes back for a guest spot at

:

00:46:14,279 --> 00:46:15,989

least at some point in the series.

:

00:46:15,989 --> 00:46:18,009

And, bonus

:

00:46:18,073 --> 00:46:19,473

-:

my daytime prediction as well.

:

00:46:19,799 --> 00:46:20,159

-:

:

00:46:20,169 --> 00:46:21,659

bonus point attached to mine.

:

00:46:21,659 --> 00:46:22,629

he comes back.

:

00:46:23,059 --> 00:46:27,239

In a JRPG Power of Friendship moment.

:

00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:27,899

So, to be

:

00:46:27,899 --> 00:46:29,629

clear, what I'm talking about

:

00:46:29,629 --> 00:46:31,779

um, have you listened to Adventure Time?

:

00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:34,709

You know, at the end,

yeah, Adventure Time is a

:

00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:36,059

uh, Let's Play podcast.

:

00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:37,999

. Of a D& D campaign with the McElroy

:

00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:38,809

Brothers.

:

00:46:38,904 --> 00:46:40,264

-:

you're talking about the Adventure Zone.

:

00:46:40,544 --> 00:46:41,884

Adventure Time is the cartoon.

:

00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:42,119

-:

:

00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:43,229

yeah, sorry, Adventure Zone.

:

00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:45,248

Um, at the end of the

:

00:46:45,258 --> 00:46:49,328

First campaign, where all of their

friends come back to help them defeat

:

00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:52,788

a big boss, that is exactly this thing.

:

00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:57,238

It is a trope in JRPGs where the

friends that you make along the way

:

00:46:57,238 --> 00:46:59,078

show up at the final battle to help you.

:

00:46:59,538 --> 00:47:00,208

So, I'm not

:

00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:05,238

gonna say it has to be the series

finale, but there is, a fight with a

:

00:47:05,248 --> 00:47:08,958

big, gaulds, season finale kinda thing.

:

00:47:09,513 --> 00:47:13,653

, Jonas leads a group of collodions

to help them at the last moment.

:

00:47:14,283 --> 00:47:14,933

Kind of a thing.

:

00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:15,163

-:

:

00:47:15,183 --> 00:47:17,033

-:

sh That's why it's a

:

00:47:17,033 --> 00:47:17,433

bonus

:

00:47:17,433 --> 00:47:17,853

point.

:

00:47:18,153 --> 00:47:20,263

I get a point if he shows up at any point.

:

00:47:20,693 --> 00:47:23,633

The bonus point is very specific.

:

00:47:23,879 --> 00:47:25,499

My evening prediction?

:

00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:29,339

We've seen some advances

in technology being used.

:

00:47:29,709 --> 00:47:31,549

We are talking about it this episode.

:

00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:32,929

I had already written down.

:

00:47:33,459 --> 00:47:34,749

Gundams, y'all.

:

00:47:35,639 --> 00:47:37,189

wanna see some mecha.

:

00:47:37,196 --> 00:47:37,699

-:

:

00:47:38,279 --> 00:47:40,639

-:

to be, like, 20 stories tall.

:

00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,519

They can be Ripley sized.

:

00:47:43,299 --> 00:47:45,709

wanna see some mecha

battle suits in this show.

:

00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:46,599

I

:

00:47:46,669 --> 00:47:48,699

-:

not getting that on sci fi budget, man.

:

00:47:48,959 --> 00:47:50,039

-:

Oh, I think we're getting it

:

00:47:50,049 --> 00:47:52,439

in shitty CGI sci fi budget.

:

00:47:52,678 --> 00:47:56,068

Which exactly ties into

my next prediction.

:

00:47:56,488 --> 00:48:01,468

I believe this show, without researching,

has made the jump to sci fi at this point.

:

00:48:01,621 --> 00:48:09,351

I'm going to predict we get four

sci fi, S Y F Y actors on this show.

:

00:48:09,601 --> 00:48:16,201

Someone who was a main title card

character on a sci fi original series

:

00:48:16,201 --> 00:48:18,281

that ran for at least a season.

:

00:48:19,061 --> 00:48:21,111

-:

For major sci fi,

:

00:48:21,661 --> 00:48:22,401

-:

:

00:48:22,401 --> 00:48:25,051

someone from yeah, so like, the,

:

00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,391

-:

from Sharknado or

:

00:48:26,731 --> 00:48:29,511

-:

well, Sharknado was a movie, but there

:

00:48:29,511 --> 00:48:32,391

was a ton of sci fi original series

:

00:48:32,941 --> 00:48:37,501

Battlestar Galactica Is probably the

most famous of them there's all kinds of

:

00:48:37,501 --> 00:48:38,141

stuff,

:

00:48:38,151 --> 00:48:39,311

-:

yeah, we already know that a whole

:

00:48:39,311 --> 00:48:41,581

bunch of Battlestar Galactica

people were on this show.

:

00:48:41,581 --> 00:48:42,861

-:

we already had a bunch of Cylons

:

00:48:42,891 --> 00:48:45,271

-:

like, , Farscape Actors, Battlestar

:

00:48:45,271 --> 00:48:50,941

Galactica Actors, , Eureka

Actors, What else was on there?

:

00:48:50,981 --> 00:48:51,641

, Warehouse 13.

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00:48:52,227 --> 00:48:53,947

That, that set of shows

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gonna say you have to take away

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Battlestar Galactica because

we've already seen four of

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them.

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four from Battlestar Galactica?

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Okay,

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I will omit Battlestar

Galactica from the running.

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Well,

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like, is

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Sci is Sci Fi even still a

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that they are in this

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yeah, I expect it to be shows that

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were on Sci Fi in this time period.

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Uh, maybe a little bit before , maybe

a little bit after, but within

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a year of it running on Sci Fi.

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Have I made this impossible to track?

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Is this

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too

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Yeah.

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you know

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what?

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Well, whatever, let's

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I know how to

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Let's just dive in.

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I know how to check this, it's

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-:

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it

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down

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well I'll go

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number of actors if that helps Ben.

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I'll say we get two people

from Eureka and Warehouse 13

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those were the shows that were

running at the same time, I think.

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That sounds right to me

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Um, so my daytime prediction, just as

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she fares, we see Jonas again, he comes

back I'm going to say for a bonus, he

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comes back at the the helm of a ship

because we know he was a test pilot

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before all this started happening, they

have figured, they figured out how to

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use the the quadria, and he shows up

to save the day in a super cool ship.

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that's almost exactly what

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Uh, my . What?

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Almost exactly what I said.

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I said he shows up with

a fleet of Kelowdians.

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Well, you said he shows up with clodians.

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I was saying he shows up in

a cool advanced spaceship.

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For my evening prediction so

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we know Danjax has amnesia.

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But my prediction is he gets

his memories back and more.

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There are new memories new things that

he now knows that were not there before.

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00:50:41,044 --> 00:50:41,304

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00:50:41,804 --> 00:50:42,164

-:

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my final prediction, We do not

see Anubis face in this episode.

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So my prediction is when we finally

do get Anubis reveal, it is a

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character we have already met.

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00:50:54,024 --> 00:50:56,174

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Anubis's identity is revealed.

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00:50:56,674 --> 00:50:58,609

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00:50:58,944 --> 00:50:59,494

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we know.

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00:51:00,044 --> 00:51:03,004

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a character who's previously been on SG

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00:51:03,084 --> 00:51:03,654

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Yes.

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00:51:04,099 --> 00:51:04,489

Yeah.

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00:51:05,169 --> 00:51:07,289

Not just like, Oh hey,

it's Edward James Olmos.

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00:51:07,299 --> 00:51:07,899

We know him.

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00:51:07,939 --> 00:51:09,039

I recognize that actor.

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00:51:09,049 --> 00:51:12,309

No, it's somebody who has

previously been a character,

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like, established on the show.

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on to my predictions continuing with

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00:51:17,879 --> 00:51:22,139

my tradition of going with theme

episodes, I'm going to start off

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00:51:22,149 --> 00:51:25,869

with one I absolutely hate, I've

seen this so many times in so many

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00:51:25,949 --> 00:51:31,124

different mediums of television that

there's a Lost in the Desert episode.

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00:51:31,124 --> 00:51:32,214

This always happens.

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00:51:32,324 --> 00:51:33,104

I absolutely hate it.

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00:51:33,104 --> 00:51:37,554

It's so fucking boring, but

they did it on Star Trek.

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00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:40,694

They did it on Star Trek again.

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00:51:40,924 --> 00:51:41,984

They did it in TNG.

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00:51:42,014 --> 00:51:43,504

They did it in Enterprise.

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00:51:44,004 --> 00:51:45,784

It was even in one of

the John Wick movies.

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00:51:45,784 --> 00:51:48,184

He gets lost in the desert

and it's just so boring.

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00:51:48,674 --> 00:51:51,394

I don't know why they keep doing it,

but yeah, definitely there's going

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00:51:51,394 --> 00:51:52,994

to be a Lost in the Desert episode.

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00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:57,249

My next prediction , is, we're

gonna get a wedding episode.

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00:51:58,244 --> 00:51:58,364

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bonus points if it's Carter and O'Neal.

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finally, ha ha ha

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00:52:05,569 --> 00:52:08,459

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they even been romantic at all?

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00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:09,889

-:

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00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:10,324

-:

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00:52:10,324 --> 00:52:10,764

season

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00:52:10,889 --> 00:52:12,039

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He's already married.

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he's not, he forgot that he's married.

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00:52:16,189 --> 00:52:19,662

Ha ha . And for my final

prediction the team rides horses.

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Okay.

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00:52:20,322 --> 00:52:20,712

-:

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on a planet, the mount breaks down or

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00:52:23,487 --> 00:52:24,777

something, they need to get somewhere.

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00:52:24,827 --> 00:52:25,307

We, we,

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00:52:25,552 --> 00:52:28,772

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like we saw this on the Thor world.

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00:52:29,552 --> 00:52:31,682

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what, they don't actually ride horses

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00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:33,397

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somebody else rode a horse and they

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00:52:33,397 --> 00:52:35,847

had one horse and they sent it away

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00:52:35,897 --> 00:52:37,137

because we only had the horse.

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00:52:37,137 --> 00:52:39,607

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rented it for, for like 8 hours that

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00:52:39,607 --> 00:52:40,997

day and they had to return the horse.

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00:52:41,497 --> 00:52:45,357

Yeah, the team is either going to

escape via horseback or they're

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00:52:45,357 --> 00:52:50,387

going to ride in, , to show up at the

last minute via rescue on horseback.

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00:52:50,387 --> 00:52:50,717

So yeah.

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00:52:51,217 --> 00:52:52,237

So there's my predictions

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00:52:52,732 --> 00:52:53,062

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00:52:54,222 --> 00:52:58,392

we'll be back next week with

Season 7, Episode 18, Heroes

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00:52:58,422 --> 00:53:00,122

Part 2, where we will be

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00:53:00,122 --> 00:53:02,962

hitting the skip recap at the start of

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00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:03,852

the episode.

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00:53:04,157 --> 00:53:04,677

going

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00:53:04,687 --> 00:53:05,127

in

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00:53:05,287 --> 00:53:08,887

-:

verbal abuse from the biggest Stargate.

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00:53:09,007 --> 00:53:12,127

out of all the episodes you

could have rolled the dice for.

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00:53:12,127 --> 00:53:12,247

Ugh.

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00:53:13,007 --> 00:53:14,117

-:

I'm, I'm happy

:

00:53:14,117 --> 00:53:14,537

about it,

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00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:17,332

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a knack for hitting critically

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00:53:17,332 --> 00:53:19,202

acclaimed episodes on these rolls.

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00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:23,732

Uh, it happened on Breaking Bad,

it happened on Into the Badlands,

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00:53:23,872 --> 00:53:25,022

and it's happening here too.

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00:53:25,497 --> 00:53:28,217

So, I guess my dice are just lucky.

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00:53:28,737 --> 00:53:33,407

Um, legit, I mean, you guys

watch me roll every time.

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00:53:33,407 --> 00:53:36,317

Like, this is actually randomized.

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00:53:36,607 --> 00:53:37,767

I promise, listener.

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00:53:37,870 --> 00:53:39,360

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Alright, well this will be fun.

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00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,400

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I promised to say thank you to Goon

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00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,954

Squad for letting us use ru The fuck?

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00:53:44,984 --> 00:53:46,124

that was, that was,

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00:53:46,274 --> 00:53:47,934

that was all confidence.

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00:53:48,124 --> 00:53:51,289

Bad segue ., What'd I say?

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00:53:52,119 --> 00:53:52,489

had a,

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00:53:53,174 --> 00:53:53,674

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00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:54,364

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Ripe.

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00:53:54,524 --> 00:53:54,674

We

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00:53:54,779 --> 00:53:55,329

-:

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00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:56,209

I know we thank R.

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00:53:56,209 --> 00:53:56,329

I.

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00:53:56,339 --> 00:53:56,359

P.

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00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:56,369

E.

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00:53:56,379 --> 00:53:58,859

for Goon Squad, but I

said a thing before that.

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00:53:59,449 --> 00:54:00,479

Randomized, it doesn't matter.

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00:54:01,139 --> 00:54:02,779

We just gotta say thank you to R.

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00:54:02,779 --> 00:54:02,969

I.

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00:54:02,979 --> 00:54:02,999

P.

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00:54:02,999 --> 00:54:03,009

E.

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00:54:03,019 --> 00:54:05,149

for letting us use Goon

Squad as our theme music.

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Appreciate it.

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00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:06,609

Love the song.

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00:54:06,619 --> 00:54:07,249

Thank you so much.

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00:54:07,249 --> 00:54:10,719

Check them out on Spotify, , Tidal,

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Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

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