Episode 10

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Published on:

23rd Jan 2024

Stargate SG1 S7E18 - Double Super Nuked Space Florida Man

It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer get the best of one world. Xhafer summons the Emergency Holographic Podcaster, Victor finds Space Florida, and Ben battles the tree people.

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Xhafer:

Hello, and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who

want to watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for all

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Ben: You know I don't.

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Hehehehehehe

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Victor: sad to make a

Pun about time this time.

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This episode is so sad!

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Xhafer: I'm Jafar,

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Ben: I am Ben.

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Victor: I'm sad!

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I mean, I'm Victor, but I'm sad.

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The

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Xhafer: today we're talking Season

7, Episode 18, Heroes Part 2.

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Now.

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Victor: episode we have done yet.

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Xhafer: I know at the start of this

episode, we all hit skip that recap,

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Victor: I hit skip the damn recap this

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Xhafer: but what we're not

going to do is skip that recast.

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Ben: No.

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Victor: the recast.

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Xhafer: And we've got a little bit of

recasting to do and in honor of this

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episode, we're going to be recasting Dr.

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Fraser.

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So who wants to start us off?

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Victor: I'll go since I

suggested I got one ready.

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So, My pick for Dr.

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Janet Frazier, we want someone who

has an air of innocence about them

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and someone who appears professional

yet vulnerable and delicate.

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I don't, maybe vulnerable

is not the right word.

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That's a little bit of a sensual

word there, but, but someone

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who has a good bedside manner,

I'd say has a warm presence.

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And for that, my pick is.

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Vanessa Smythe, or Vanessa Smith,

I might be pronouncing that wrong.

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It's S M Y T H E.

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She famously portrayed

Michio on The Expanse.

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And I picked her because of, there

was one scene in The Expanse.

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Spoiler alert for anyone who

hasn't seen The Expanse yet.

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But there was a scene late in the

series where one of her crewmates

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got an injury,, and his arm had to be

amputated, and she was the one who had

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to do it, and it was just such, she

just I don't know what it was about her.

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It was just, he gave him a kiss on

the cheek and was like I love you,

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but I have to amputate your arm.

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It was just so adorable.

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It just made me think I would totally

let her cut off my arm any day.

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So Vanessa Smythe is my pick.

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Ben: Alright.

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Xhafer: back to the Expanse Well.

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Victor: I'd love the expanse, man.

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That is just the best show ever.

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I hope you guys do it.

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Like I want you guys to see it,

but I would love to hear the last

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time on treatment for this series.

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Xhafer: I haven't watched it, so, I

watched, I've only seen the pilot.

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So it is ripe for this show.

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Perhaps if you win this season you can

Force us to oh, I see what you did there.

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If you win this season, Vic, you

can force Ben and I to watch it.

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I don't know what, you'll,

we'll figure it out.

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We'll figure it out when we get there.

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Victor: yeah gears are turning so yeah

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Ben: Alright, well, I will go next.

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And I decided I wanted to go with

somebody who is going to be able to

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Have I don't know, I was just like,

who has the right feel, the right

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presence, and is just somebody who I

am excited every time I see them on TV.

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And you know, hey, maybe they're not going

to be in every episode, but when they

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show up, I'm like, heck yeah, this person.

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And so I decided to go

with Linda Cardellini.

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Xhafer: Yeah!

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Ben: Yeah.

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Xhafer: That's a good pick.

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Victor: Again, I gotta I feel

so out of the loop every time

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you guys mention someone I was

like i'm gonna have to google

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Ben: So Linda Cardellini most

recently she's been playing Laura

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Barton Hawkeye's wife in the MCU

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Victor: Wife.

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Okay.

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Oh wow, that is a great

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Ben: Velma in the 2000 Scooby Doo stuff.

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And then she was,

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Xhafer: Freaks and geeks, right?

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Ben: freaks and geeks dead to me.

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She's been in a whole bunch of stuff.

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She's, she's great, and I'm always

excited when I'm like, Alright, yeah!

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Linda Cardellini!

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Awesome!

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Victor: too.

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Okay.

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Xhafer: so, for my pick,

I want I'm assuming Dr.

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Frasier was in the movie.

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I don't actually know because I

haven't seen it and can't watch it.

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And I can't also Google it.

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So, running on that logic, I'm

thinking, okay, I want someone who can

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handle a role that's been established

and still make it their own, right?

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And when I think about that.

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Victor: but go ahead.

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Xhafer: Well, thanks for

shitting in my cereal, Vic.

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Ben: Heheheheheheheheh.

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Xhafer: Just lie to me, I'll never know.

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Victor: Oh, come on.

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You gotta, okay.

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Xhafer: I will probably actually

go and watch the movie when

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Victor: totally should.

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You totally should.

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Xhafer: Anyways I'm thinking of

someone who can do a bit of action,

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someone who can still pull at your

heartstrings, And someone who can

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get a good joke in from time to time.

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And, keeping all that in mind,

I was thinking Elizabeth Shue

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would be really good at the role.

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Ben: I like

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Victor: Shue.

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Karate Kid and God, we were just

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Xhafer: Jennifer in Back to the

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Victor: Jennifer and back to the future.

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Ben: And

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Victor: was.

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Ben: was in the first season of The Boys.

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Xhafer: hmm.

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Yeah.

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Victor: All right, well I will put these,

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Xhafer: a descendant of Pilgrim Leader

William Brewster, I found out today.

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Ben: Do you mean right now?

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Heheheheheh.

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Xhafer: at her article.

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Yes.

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Victor: Nicely done.

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Well, I will put these up in

the dominion Media Research Lab

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for the listeners to vote on.

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And speaking of which our

results are in from last week's

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recasting for General Hammond.

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And Ben, you got the pick this time.

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Our Timothy on Timothy Ononon is our

new general Hammond for our fantasy

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Ben: I didn't know I was allowed to win.

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Victor: It's not a competition.

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It's not a competition, of

course, but but Ben finally won.

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Ben: Yay.

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Victor: Nice.

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Speaking of competitions

our new episode is heroes.

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Part two that begins with,

and now the conclusion.

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Ben: Yeah.

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Xhafer: And we, we hit,

it's, hey, it's Fejo.

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Ben: Well,

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Victor: am so glad you knew that.

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Xhafer: He's also on Warehouse 13, which

was one of my predictions from the last

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Victor: prediction.

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This is what, like, the third

time you rolled right into it.

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Xhafer: I, I promise I am

not having prescient visions.

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Victor: Oh, that sounds like

someone, that sounds like something

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a time traveler would say.

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Well,

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Xhafer: filthy rich off magic cards.

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We've established this.

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I would not have had to have rushed

home from work if I was a time traveler.

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Victor: maybe you're just not

a very good time traveler.

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Xhafer: That, I mean, if my

plan is vintage Magic Cards,

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you've got a solid point.

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Ben: but so we we come

in with Saul Rubinick.

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He is our our intrepid reporter and

we open in media media blackout.

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I wrote that down.

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I was very proud of that.

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Victor: That's a good one.

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Xhafer: Good joke, Ben,

that can go in the book.

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Yeah, he wants some footage, but something

big is happening and he isn't allowed

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to capture the footage that he desires.

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We get a bunch of hubbub about

teams being dispatched, and

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then we go straight to theme.

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Victor: Yeah.

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So yeah, Saul Rubinak is our

big guest star for this episode.

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Ben: One of many.

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Victor: yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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One of many.

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Xhafer: a few, yeah.

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Victor: guest star of the episode.

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As Ja'far pointed out, he was,

to me, he is one of the most

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memorable villains in Star Trek TNG.

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He was Kivas Fajr.

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I'm gonna have to edit that out.

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My cat just knocked my pot pie

off the table onto the carpet.

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God damn it.

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As Ja'far pointed out,

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Ben: kivas, Fagio.

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Victor: Kivas Fajo, one of my favorite,

I think he was one of the most

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memorable villains in Star Trek TNG.

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He was the guy, for the listeners out

there who don't recognize him, he was

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the guy who captured Data and tried

to add him to his toy collection.

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Heh

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Xhafer: Yeah, the guy

that Data totally killed.

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Victor: Totally killed that guy!

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Ben: to, he

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Xhafer: well, yeah, he didn't

The, the weapon was turned off mid

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transport but Data totally killed

that dude and then totally lied about

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Victor: Mm hmm.

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Ha ha ha ha ha

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Ben: but also he's also plays a journalist

in one of my favorite movies, unforgiven.

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So I was excited to see see him,

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Xhafer: I need to rewatch Unforgiven.

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Ben: as a journalist again.

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Victor: Nice, nice.

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Yeah, and of course he's the, he's one

of the main characters in Warehouse 13.

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I only saw a few episodes of

that when when it came out.

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Xhafer: I really dug that

show when it was airing.

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Victor: It was a really interesting

premise, I really liked it.

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Yeah.

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What was the thing that he said?

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There's something I need

to snag, bag, and tag?

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Xhafer: That sounds about right,

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Victor: Yeah.

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I wonder if we could get a fan

theory going that this is the

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character from Warehouse 13.

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Like, before, like

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Xhafer: Maybe, maybe he

transitions to a career in the NID.

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They seem like the kind of shady

organization that would maintain Warehouse

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Victor: yeah, have a

warehouse full of artifacts.

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And also I want to tie

that into Indiana Jones.

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Because at the very ending, I

swear to God, that's Warehouse 13.

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That's

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Xhafer: It is.

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No, no, no, no, they, they, the Ark

of the Covenant is at Warehouse 13.

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Victor: Oh, it is?

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Oh.

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Okay, cool.

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Of course.

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Xhafer: I don't think it looks,

I don't know if they show it but

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they reference it in an episode.

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I'm pretty sure.

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Mm

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Ben: here.

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He is interviewing people and they

make it, it, it is kind of unclear

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throughout the course of the episode

they make it more explicit at the end

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like this is for the government It

is not like he's not he's not working

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for an ABC affiliate or something

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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It feels like this is a

favor to the President.

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Ben: like the

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Xhafer: than anything

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Ben: hey tell me about this Stargate

thing, but like don't write me a report.

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I want to watch TV about it

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Xhafer: What kind of president would

insist on getting their news through

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the TV instead of reading reports?

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That's absurd, Ben.

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That will never happen in our lifetimes.

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But also, I, I feel like though he is

a, a document, a documentarian by trade.

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Like, I feel like this is the equivalent

of like, the president asking Oh

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god, I talked about him last episode.

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Victor: Richard Attenborough?

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David Attenborough.

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Yeah.

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Xhafer: This is like asking David

Attenborough to document a secret

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government program that maybe one day the

people will get to see this documentary.

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Victor: That's the only way this makes

sense, because watching this First thought

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is that there's no way they would ever

send a civilian from National Geographic

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to a government installation like this.

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Like the air force, the every branch

of the military has their own public

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affairs division, and they are the ones

who would be doing this documentary.

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Yeah.

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So, but I mean, for the sake of making

an episode of Stargate, they're just

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saying that the president boarded it.

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So that I can

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Xhafer: mean, he does, he does talk

about being embedded in Vietnam at

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one point, and so he might be, in

universe, a very famous wartime reporter.

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Ben: actually,

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Xhafer: And have a good

relationship with the military.

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Ben: embedded in Vietnam.

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Xhafer: Well, he was in

Vietnam with the guy.

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Ben: No.

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No, he interviewed the guy 25 years later.

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Yep.

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Xhafer: is how that story went.

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Yep.

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Ben: But we,

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Xhafer: That wasn't his

life that got saved.

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Ben: This the first little bit

after the the intro got me, and

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you guys can all appreciate it now

as we've all done some editing.

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Watching

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Victor: Ha ha ha ha.

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Ben: edit so this is fake

90s editing right here.

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Where it's just like, alright,

and now bring up that other clip.

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And it's just like, boop, okay, already

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Victor: ha ha.

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Ben: no, you gotta like, scroll, and

like, 90s computers can't do this, man.

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Victor: And flip and yeah.

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Ha ha.

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I've got, I got a very good appreciation

seeing as how I've, I've personally

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edited the last few episodes of

Last Time On for, as part of my

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podcaster initiation ritual here.

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Ha

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Ben: thing.

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You don't

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Victor: Yeah, I'm not even doing video.

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Ben: interviews, and you're trying to

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Xhafer: One continuous stream

that you just take words out of.

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Ben: Yeah, and he's so, Saul Rubenick,

our reporter Bregman, is getting

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mad because all he's got is talking

heads and no stop making sense.

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There's no action, there's

no I'm most proud of that.

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Okay.

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there's no, there's no action,

there's no, like, there, there.

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It's just people talking about being at

the Stargate without seeing what they're

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Victor: Actually showing the Stargate,

because I'm guessing he's not

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allowed to shoot the actual Stargate

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Xhafer: Okay, yeah.

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And, and as he says this, we

cut over to an active war zone.

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Victor: Yeah.

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And you know, I mentioned at

the top of the episode that I'm

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still, still sad about this.

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And I need to, I feel like I

need to cheer myself up here.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Victor: so what can we do to

cheer me, cheer me up, guys?

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Let's, let's play a game.

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Let's play Timey liney!

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Ben: Alright.

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Xhafer: Alright.

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Victor: So, when our, when we last saw

our heroes, they were sending Jonas

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back through the Stargate to go home.

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And Daniel Jackson had returned.

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So, jonas goes home, and Jonas

was exiled by his people.

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Because, you know, his home planet

is kind of in ruins right now

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after being attacked by Anubis.

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And instead of a hero's welcome,

those people are like, Boo!

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You, screw you!

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This is all your fault!

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You brought the stupid aliens here!

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So Jonas goes into exile and he finds

himself a little cave somewhere in,

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in let's say the equivalent of Florida

on his home planet, just something,

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someplace nobody cares about.

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And and while he's in exile, he feels

kind of guilt stricken about leaving

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Daniel Jackson with his memories erased.

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So he's, he feels bad about that.

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So what he wants to do is he

wants to make a right of it.

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So he figures the Gua'uld , are

the only ones that he knows of that

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could have the technology to give

Daniel Jackson his memories back.

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So he sets off an Equadria

bomb , in the Florida of his home

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planet, attracting the Gua'uld.

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Xhafer: But Vic,

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Victor: Yes, sir.

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Xhafer: the Florida Hoos planet already

get destroyed by an Equandria bomb?

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Victor: why, yes, and that's why

he went there, to blow up another

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one, to minimize casualties.

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Because, the only people caught in

the blast would be people who are

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dumb enough to go back to Florida.

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So, so no real loss there.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Victor: So he sets it off,

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Ben: man.

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Xhafer: Double

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Victor: space Florida then.

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Xhafer: nuked.

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Double super nuked, space Florida man.

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Victor: So the Ghoul, they detect the

Naquadria, and they come zooming in.

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Jonas hitches a ride, on the Ghoul ship.

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Stows away.

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And he sneaks through the vents

and he's searching for technology.

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He's hacking into the computers

because, you know, he's smart.

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He's the smartest guy

on their home planet.

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So he can figure out how to do this.

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And he finds a clip show

device there on the gold ship.

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And he's like this, if there's anything

that can help return Daniel Jackson's

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memories, it's this clip show device.

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So he signals, he hacks into

the computers to signal Stargate

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command, diverts the ship to the

planet with the nearest Stargate.

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And steals a gold shuttle so that so

SG 1 or as they send SG 5 or whoever's

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available to go rendezvous with Jonas

and to get the Clipshow device, but

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he's detected so he steals a gold

shuttle, goes down to the planet, and

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he's running across the field with the

Clipshow device and taking fire and

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then the SG team gets ambushed and then

that brings us to where we are now with

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the With the SG team under fire, Jonas

is, I don't know, he's, he's dead.

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He, he got blown.

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He crashed the Gould

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Ben: you're forgetting the

awesome motorcycle chase.

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Victor: There was an

awesome motorcycle chase.

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Yes, because the SG team, the SG

five that was sent to go recover him.

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We're in the middle of their

annual motocross rally at the time.

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So they're like, ah, God,

this is the worst time ever.

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But SG five were the only

ones who were available.

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So they had to ride their motorcycles

through the stargate and with

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through the gate and gold, they hate

motorcycles, anything with two wheels.

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They just know they're, that

is a religious thing with them.

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Like any wheeled vehicle has to have.

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Minimum five wheels.

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So they're all just

like kill the heretics.

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The SG team gets blasted, pinned down.

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They call in the ghouled airstrikes

and and, and that's when, that's

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when the alarms go off at SG command.

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They have to send in a team to

go rescue SG 5 and they had to

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ditch their motorcycles there.

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Ben: So, one thing we learn about

they are going in to, to rescue

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some SG people who are trapped.

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And, according to the the

episode description, they

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left half of SG 13 behind?

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But there seems to be a lot more

than two guys trapped on this

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planet, which tells us that there

are different sized SG teams?

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Victor: Yeah,

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Ben: and so, I don't know,

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Xhafer: makes sense.

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Ben: that's just interesting

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Xhafer: have a scouting team, you have

a diplomatic team, you have,, you would

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have a rescue team, theoretically,

, that might be a bit larger.

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That makes sense to me.

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Ben: And we, we run into the

leader so there's this giant

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firefight happening here.

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People running around shooting

all the action that Bregman was

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hoping to get into his documentary.

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And we meet the leader of SG 13.

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Adam Baldwin.

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Victor: hmm.

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I was gonna ask if you

guys clocked this guy.

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Yeah, it's Jane

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Ben: Yep.

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Heh heh

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Victor: it's Jane's great

great great grandfather.

411

:

Xhafer: ton of Jaffa by the farm

here, including three to an RPG.

412

:

Which, feel free to correct me here, Vic,

that is not that weapon's intended use

413

:

Victor: yeah.

414

:

No, that's it.

415

:

That was an AT 4 He fired

is for blowing up tanks.

416

:

And if that was an AT 4, it's the weakest

one I've ever seen I've only ever seen

417

:

seen one live once in my entire life.

418

:

Thank God, but

419

:

Xhafer: I imagine it's a bad day when you

see it, because those are anti vehicle

420

:

Victor: Anti tank, yeah, the only

time I ever saw it when fired was,

421

:

God, 20 years ago in basic training

422

:

Xhafer: Okay.

423

:

Victor: explosion is a lot bigger

than, than what was portrayed here.

424

:

And if it was a real one, the guy who.

425

:

If you fired it, he'd have, like,

seven concussions instantly.

426

:

Ben: Now, I will say, as exciting as this

action sequence is, It, it, It makes me

427

:

mad, and it brings back the complaint I

made, Or the prediction I made earlier.

428

:

We know they've killed, by

this point, Scores of Jaffa.

429

:

They have encountered, Different species,

different races, and more advanced humans.

430

:

We know several of our SG

1 members have Snazers.

431

:

And yet they're all running around with

conventional:

432

:

They did not, they have not

adopted, they have not, reverse

433

:

engineered, they haven't updated.

434

:

Xhafer: We've seen conventional

human weapons rip through Jaffa.

435

:

And we see our heroes regularly

survive getting hit with Jaffa weapons.

436

:

Victor: true.

437

:

That is true.

438

:

Xhafer: Maybe, maybe they're just better.

439

:

Victor: I guess the downside of a

I mean, a Jaffa Stick I think it's

440

:

inferred that they have infinite ammo.

441

:

Those things.

442

:

Xhafer: Yeah, they've been working for

hundreds of years in the Wild West.

443

:

Victor: so I guess that's the downside

is they have infinite ammo, but low DPS.

444

:

Ben: Heh heh heh heh heh

445

:

Victor: Human guns have

high DPS, but limited ammo.

446

:

So that's that's got to

be the trade off there.

447

:

Yeah

448

:

Xhafer: Yeah, I gotta imagine that the

SG team, our SG 1 team, uses Snazers

449

:

because they have a stun setting.

450

:

Victor: Yeah

451

:

Ben: Yeah, no stun setting

452

:

Xhafer: they're, I think they're

a diplomatic scouting team.

453

:

If you were to align all of the SG

1 teams with their jobs, that's what

454

:

you would probably classify SG 1 as.

455

:

I mean, they get captured

456

:

Ben: a lot of things.

457

:

Diplomatic is not one of them.

458

:

Heh heh

459

:

Xhafer: Look,

460

:

Victor: Yeah

461

:

Xhafer: he's the scouting part.

462

:

Ben: So there's this big

firefight and O'Neal gets shot.

463

:

Like, bad.

464

:

Xhafer: catches a flanking

Jaffa and just buys it.

465

:

, Victor: and almost gets taken out by a

Jaffa airstrike in that same scene Who

466

:

is piloted piloted by a stormtrooper

because god that guy can't hit shit, man

467

:

He's he's dropping bombs in the forest.

468

:

Like next to the battle I don't

know what was up with that.

469

:

Yeah, that guy just hates trees

470

:

Ben: Well, that's because last time

on, the previous planet the Jaffa were

471

:

subjugating, was a planet of tree people.

472

:

And so he just went back into like,

Haha, I'm gonna get these suckers!

473

:

Xhafer: Much led to

believe here that O'Neil is

474

:

Ben: Yes.

475

:

Xhafer: And we will hear for the rest

of the episode that there is a casualty.

476

:

Someone on the team, very valuable

to the Stargate program, has

477

:

not made it home in one piece.

478

:

And we are led to believe that it is

O'Neil for 75 percent of this episode.

479

:

Victor: did any of us here

actually believe that it

480

:

was, that O'Neal was dead?,

481

:

Xhafer: so at the start of this episode,

there's this big emergency, right?

482

:

And I actually watched

the credits this time.

483

:

And I noticed that MacGyver is an

executive producer on this show.

484

:

Ben: is.

485

:

Xhafer: And so, I, yeah, and I

saw that, it's like Richard Dean

486

:

Anderson, executive producer.

487

:

I'm just like, oh, he makes it to the end.

488

:

You don't be an executive producer

on the show and get killed off.

489

:

And then, , minutes

later we get this scene.

490

:

Victor: I was thinking that he, if

anything, if he does actually die.

491

:

Then by next episode is going to be

all about resurrecting him somehow

492

:

with some kind of magic Joppa device or

493

:

Xhafer: We hear about resurrection in this

494

:

Victor: the time.

495

:

Yeah.

496

:

Yeah.

497

:

Ben: and also, , I wouldn't have been

surprised if it was, hey, the next,

498

:

like, because we are episode 18, so

we got, like, four, six episodes left

499

:

in the season, I wouldn't be surprised

if he was, like, not in the next six,

500

:

and then, oh, hey, I'm, , I'm taking

some time off because we've been

501

:

making this show for seven years but,

502

:

Xhafer: I've gotta go do

a B movie for Hallmark or

503

:

Ben: or, I've just made

so much money doing it.

504

:

Long running syndicated TV show, I've

lightened my workload but they, they

505

:

are playing so cute with it for the

next 35 minutes that the cynic in me

506

:

is just like, , okay, I know, it's not,

it's not O'Neil but we come back and

507

:

Bregman actually gives , a really great

speech about the freedom of the press

508

:

Victor: Oh yeah.

509

:

He was super angry in that

510

:

Ben: Yeah, how important it is that I

don't care that you don't want me to see,

511

:

I have to see , this isn't a totalitarian

country you don't get to decide, , that's

512

:

what makes America great, and that's

what freedom is, and everybody's just

513

:

like, shut up, go talk to the janitor.

514

:

Victor: Yeah,

515

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

516

:

Ben: And then we get our second

awesome guest star of this ep er,

517

:

third, if we count Adam Baldwin.

518

:

Xhafer: I was so happy because

519

:

Robert Picardo shows up.

520

:

And I'm just all like, fuck yes, this is a

521

:

Ben: Please state the nature

522

:

Victor: of your

523

:

Ben: emergency.

524

:

Xhafer: He's got some notes

from some senator who probably

525

:

fucking hates freedom.

526

:

And, he's, he's there to conduct

an investigation on behalf of NID.

527

:

Ben: Yep.

528

:

Victor: Which we know previously

is the national inventory of dams

529

:

Ben: Yes.

530

:

Yes.

531

:

Xhafer: and we learn he's part of NID

through this, but only after a scandal

532

:

forced him out of public service.

533

:

Victor: Yeah, it was he was guilty

of insider trading it sounded like

534

:

oh, so you know what he's gonna do

now He's gonna get a government job.

535

:

Hmm

536

:

Xhafer: Mm hmm.

537

:

Hey, it's hard to commit insider

trading when you're the head of the FTC.

538

:

Anyways.

539

:

We get another style of interview here.

540

:

Ben: Yeah, I I love we're getting

good cop, bad cop interviews,

541

:

just two different people doing

two different sets of interviews.

542

:

Xhafer: Yeah, the

juxtaposition was excellent.

543

:

It's a significantly

less guarded interview.

544

:

But no less true answers than

what we had for our documentarian.

545

:

I really appreciated this.

546

:

This was very well done.

547

:

DJ and Teal'c not being actual military

members, are notably less cooperative.

548

:

Victor: I loved that.

549

:

I love, I love Teal was just like, Oh

550

:

Xhafer: fuck are you gonna do?

551

:

Heh heh heh.

552

:

Ben: I did appreciate, this is

where we find out the reason they

553

:

were on the planet was to get data.

554

:

From a crystal in a temple.

555

:

But they never tell us what the data was.

556

:

So gentlemen, let's get weird with it.

557

:

Xhafer: Is this what we think the data

558

:

Ben: Yeah, what was the data?

559

:

Xhafer: data actually

560

:

Ben: we find out it wasn't weapons.

561

:

But we don't find out what it was.

562

:

Xhafer: It is a Ga'uld cookbook.

563

:

Victor: Damn it, that's

what I was going to say.

564

:

Xhafer: it's got

565

:

Victor: That's exactly what I

566

:

Xhafer: fucking pancakes

you've ever had in your life.

567

:

Victor: would think that

ghoul food is terrible.

568

:

That's why they're so evil.

569

:

Okay, so if you said cookbook, I'm

going to say It's one of their most

570

:

cherished collection of yearbook

photos from the Jaffa Training Academy.

571

:

Xhafer: Okay.

572

:

Victor: when they were little,

young, teenage Jaffa going through

573

:

the Jaffa school to be evil goons

yeah, cause there's gotta be an evil

574

:

goon academy that the ghoul set up.

575

:

Xhafer: Oh yeah, all the system wards.

576

:

Yeah, they're all frat brothers

or something, I'm sure.

577

:

Ben: See

578

:

Xhafer: seem like the

579

:

Victor: Could you see

Teal cut a frat party?

580

:

I shall now attempt a kickstand.

581

:

Ben: 25 seconds.

582

:

Acceptable.

583

:

Er, I get to go.

584

:

I get to

585

:

Victor: Oh, sorry.

586

:

Ben: So, I think that it is actually,

they found a a Gawuld recreation facility.

587

:

And it's a bunch of Gawuld games.

588

:

But it's not, it's like, whatever

ones they happen to have there,

589

:

and we don't know it, but they're

actually, like, bad games.

590

:

Like,

591

:

Xhafer: It's like their E.

592

:

T.

593

:

Ben: they found, like,

they found the Gawuld Oya.

594

:

Which was that streaming

streaming game service

595

:

Victor: Oh yeah.

596

:

That thing that never took off.

597

:

Ben: And so they're like, Ah, this

must have been the pinnacle of

598

:

Google technology, and everybody

who's an alien is just like, Oh no,

599

:

that was left behind because nobody

wanted to bring it to the new place.

600

:

Victor: it's a, it's a Sega Saturn.

601

:

Ben: Yep.

602

:

Victor: Speaking of video games, we

we have a scene where Saul Rubenek is

603

:

interviewing I kind of say one of my

favorite background character on the show.

604

:

I still haven't caught his name, but

the guy with the glasses , who operates

605

:

, the Iris and the Stargate, he's.

606

:

saying, oh yeah, this machine, it's,

it's where guys play space invaders.

607

:

And he's like, I'm just kidding.

608

:

No

609

:

Ben: No one would ever do that at

610

:

Victor: Yeah, it's very unprofessional.

611

:

Yeah.

612

:

But you know, you know who

this guy reminds me of?

613

:

Freaking Corwin from Babylon five.

614

:

He's got this, he's got

the same vibe as Corwin.

615

:

I like this guy.

616

:

Ben: He's the guy who will make a

joke and then immediately be like,

617

:

Hey, hey, I was making a joke.

618

:

Please don't yell at me.

619

:

Please do not get me in trouble.

620

:

Xhafer: Mm hmm.

621

:

Uh, after this we learned that Dan

Jackson went in with Frasier as a medic.

622

:

Victor: That makes no

623

:

Xhafer: I was wondering

what he was doing there.

624

:

Victor: Yeah.

625

:

Why do they send an archeologist

on a rescue mission?

626

:

Xhafer: Yeah, it didn't

make sense for him to go.

627

:

Ha

628

:

Victor: Oh, I'm going to say last

time on, he learned that, , with his

629

:

memory , being still gone he, someone

told him that he's referred to him as Dr.

630

:

Jackson.

631

:

He's like, Oh.

632

:

I'm a doctor, and he just started

working in the, in the sickbay there

633

:

just because he didn't really know what

kind of doctor he was and he's like,

634

:

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

635

:

Heart surgery.

636

:

Ah, there's like, what the

hell are you doing here?

637

:

Get out of here.

638

:

Go read some books.

639

:

Ben: Dan Jackson feels to me like

the kind of guy who, he seems

640

:

like, you know, he's a smart guy.

641

:

He's an autodidact, like he's

teaching himself everything.

642

:

It feels to me like, he knows he's

not a medical doctor, but people have

643

:

confused it enough that he's just like,

Okay, I need to learn some medicine.

644

:

I'm not correcting you,

you idiots anymore.

645

:

Like, Dr.

646

:

Jackson, come!

647

:

We need help!

648

:

And it's like, okay, I can explain to you

that I have two doctorates in archaeology.

649

:

Or I can, like, patch this guy up.

650

:

Xhafer: Ha

651

:

Victor: it makes no

sense to me that the Dr.

652

:

Frazier would have been sent out into the

field under live fire to do a medic's job.

653

:

, , that's like sending a surgeon on

the ambulance to someone's house

654

:

to do surgery at their house.

655

:

That,

656

:

Ben: you keep the doctor at

the hospital with the stuff.

657

:

Xhafer: Medical equipment

658

:

. That's what you were looking for, Ben.

659

:

Medical

660

:

Victor: stuff,

661

:

Ben: The stuff.

662

:

You know, the pokey stuff, the stitchy

stuff, the, the, the, the bandaid stuff.

663

:

The stuff.

664

:

Victor: that's what they say.

665

:

Yeah, I'm in the operating room.

666

:

Hand me the stuff.

667

:

Xhafer: We found out that he recorded

some last words on the battlefield.

668

:

Ben: Yep.

669

:

Xhafer: And uh, uh, Fajo tries

to collect the camera and fails.

670

:

Ben: Yes.

671

:

Victor: Yeah, we get the flashback.

672

:

Something else I noticed about

this episode, because Fajo goes

673

:

in there, Talks to DJ, it goes to

the flashback with Daniel Jackson,

674

:

holding the camera with the last

words of the bleeding extra there.

675

:

There's a lot of that in this episode.

676

:

Emerald Wells, yeah.

677

:

There's a lot of jumping back and forth.

678

:

This feels like Christopher

Nolan style editing.

679

:

Like,

680

:

Xhafer: a bit all over the place.

681

:

Ben: Well, because the, the twist

of the episode requires a lot of

682

:

it to take place after the event

without us knowing who died.

683

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

684

:

Victor: yeah,

685

:

Xhafer: The General and Woolsey

come to verbal blows, and Colonel

686

:

Rundell here catches Emmett sneaking

around as the General is done and

687

:

says, throw him out on his ass.

688

:

Ben: Get him outta here.

689

:

Victor: But before that happens after.

690

:

After General Hammond gets grilled by the

EMH, , he goes over to talk to Carter.

691

:

Now, this kind of confused me

because it seemed like they

692

:

had run into this guy before.

693

:

Like, just the, I don't know, I assumed

that Robert Picardo It just felt like this

694

:

wasn't his first appearance, but cause

Hammond and him seemed like they knew each

695

:

other, but I could be wrong about that.

696

:

But then, yeah, especially because

he immediately goes to Carter and

697

:

says, ask Carter if she's talked

to agent Barrett about this guy

698

:

to , get some background on him.

699

:

Oh yeah.

700

:

And that's when they found out that he was

doing insider trading and all that crap.

701

:

But I was, I wrote this down because

agent Barrett, my, I'm going to say

702

:

last time on agent Barrett is a toker.

703

:

And he's from, he's in Tokara intelligence

and he's their go to guy for background

704

:

stuff, , Oh, and for our listeners.

705

:

So, if you're just joining us

previously, we had established

706

:

that the Tokara are turtle

707

:

Ben: Yes,

708

:

Victor: Yeah.

709

:

And

710

:

Xhafer: they're like the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

711

:

But not the normal Teenage

Mutant Ninja Turtles.

712

:

They're the extra mutated Teenage

Mutant Ninja Turtles from Teenage Mutant

713

:

Ninja Turtles 2, Secrets of the Ooze.

714

:

That's how I visioned them in my head, at

715

:

Victor: Okay, because I wrote it

down and I've been meaning to ask

716

:

you, Jafar, since you're the one who

came up with this fan theory of ours.

717

:

Do the Tok'ra, do they walk on all

fours or do they stand upright?

718

:

Xhafer: Oh, they're bipedal.

719

:

Victor: bipedal turtles.

720

:

Okay, cool.

721

:

That's important for me.

722

:

I need to

723

:

Xhafer: Yeah, and they've got the

big, like, snapping claw thing.

724

:

Like, they got sharp mouths.

725

:

Victor: How many

726

:

Ben: do have the ability to slide

on their, their tails and do a

727

:

double kick, like, oh, what's,

no, Turtle, Turtle Godzilla

728

:

Victor: Oh, Gamera!

729

:

It's

730

:

Ben: is that Gamera?

731

:

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

732

:

Xhafer: Yes.

733

:

Victor: Yeah.

734

:

Yeah, Gamara, his, his super move

is, he can pull in all his appendages

735

:

and turn into like a UFO and

736

:

Ben: he's badass, yeah,

737

:

Xhafer: right now, terrified that I'm so

wrong about the Tok'ra and we've already

738

:

met one and just didn't even know.

739

:

Victor: that's how we

roll here on last time on

740

:

Xhafer: Fuck it, they're

741

:

Victor: Wronger we are

742

:

Xhafer: can't convince me otherwise.

743

:

They're called the Tok'ra.

744

:

Come on, that's a turtle

sounded fucking name.

745

:

Victor: If I, if I get a pet turtle

again, I'm going to name it Tokra

746

:

Xhafer: Hell

747

:

Victor: it.

748

:

So where are we now?

749

:

Xhafer: The general

750

:

Ben: yep,

751

:

Xhafer: Emmett out.

752

:

Emmett says, I want to use your red

phone to make a special phone call.

753

:

And then we find out that not only is

Ebbot not kicked out and still has his

754

:

studio, but he's now getting more shit.

755

:

Victor: Yeah, I,

756

:

Ben: yeah,

757

:

Victor: I felt something was up

here cause , we immediately go

758

:

from the scene of General Hammond.

759

:

Telling Saul Rubinick to fuck off

and get out of , his mountain.

760

:

And then very next scene, he goes

to Daniel Jackson and says, I've

761

:

been ordered to turn over the

tape to the guy I just kicked out.

762

:

And I feel like something was edited out.

763

:

I want to, it makes me want to

get the, the Blu ray to see if

764

:

there were deleted scenes here.

765

:

Because I felt like something was missing.

766

:

He immediately kicks him out

and then invites him back in.

767

:

Xhafer: Yeah.

768

:

Victor: No context here.

769

:

Yeah,

770

:

Xhafer: we missed some stuff in

the first episode that maybe makes

771

:

this make a little more sense.

772

:

If he's already, like, called the

president three times to get shit,

773

:

they just weren't gonna do that again?

774

:

Ben: and Victor, I do

have a question for you.

775

:

As somebody who has been on

a military installation, if a

776

:

general kicked you out, how long

would you be on that installation?

777

:

Victor: Fuck it.

778

:

I remember you'd have to fuck

up really bad for a general to

779

:

kick you off the base, dude.

780

:

Oh my

781

:

Ben: yeah, but would you, would it be,

782

:

Victor: you know, I

783

:

Xhafer: M

784

:

Ben: put all of your equipment

back into the, the, the, the boxes?

785

:

Or would you

786

:

Victor: imagine if that,

787

:

Ben: 15 seconds later?

788

:

laughter

789

:

Victor: had a car waiting outside for

you and, and some security get some MPs

790

:

would escort you out and would escort

you to the fucking, to the gates and

791

:

give you the boot shred your ID card.

792

:

Yeah, you're, you're out.

793

:

Yeah, you wouldn't have time to go.

794

:

Chill like he's doing here

795

:

Ben: But this is when Bregman

gets to see the tape, and we see

796

:

Xhafer: yeah.

797

:

Victor: Yeah, oh, it was brutal

798

:

Xhafer: Yeah,

799

:

Ben: that it wasn't

800

:

Xhafer: is Dr.

801

:

Fraser.

802

:

it's all caught on DJ's pocket cam.

803

:

Victor: I Thought of back in Star Trek

TNG when Tasha Yara was killed off.

804

:

I guess that that was just

Unceremonious and, you know,

805

:

Ben: Mm

806

:

Victor: just gone but this much

more well done as in , it was

807

:

just a stray shot from a Jaffa.

808

:

It felt really real, you know,

cause that's what happens

809

:

in the real world, dude.

810

:

Just no rhyme or reason.

811

:

Just fucking, you're, , you're

fine one day, next day you're

812

:

hit by a bus and you're gone,

813

:

Ben: we then catch up with people running

into, So, Carter goes and visits O'Neil.

814

:

And then Dan Jackson goes and visits

Wells, and we find out both of them, well,

815

:

horrifically wounded on this mission,

are going to make full recoveries.

816

:

And this is also one of those totally

90s things where it's , okay, you

817

:

got shot, either you'll be fine

next episode, or you're dead.

818

:

We never deal with consequences

, from you being injured.

819

:

Victor: Did we miss the point

where General Hammond goes in and

820

:

talks to Picardo one more time?

821

:

Ben: We already, we, we passed

822

:

Xhafer: Yeah,

823

:

Victor: Yeah, yeah, I just wrote down,

I was going to ask you guys when he

824

:

walks in, tosses some files on his

desk and says, I've prepared a written

825

:

testimony and Picardo opens it up with,

was any amount, anyone else expecting

826

:

just to look down at the paper he

opens up and just see one sheet of

827

:

paper that says, go fuck yourself from

828

:

Xhafer: DJ checks in on our airman who is

going to make the full recovery as well.

829

:

Teal'c gives Carter his eulogy.

830

:

This is a weird weird twist to have her

read it, since it's Jaffa tradition to

831

:

list all the weird sex stuff you wanted

to do with their person in eulogies.

832

:

Makes for a very awkward

scene in a couple of minutes.

833

:

Victor: Joppa Customs, man.

834

:

Who

835

:

Xhafer: Yeah, who knew?

836

:

Victor: they're just different.

837

:

Xhafer: Emmett gives DJ the tape

back, but he wants him to use it.

838

:

And then the memorial service

starts in front of the Stargate

839

:

because new sets are expensive.

840

:

Ben: also because it is now Stargate

tradition that when you have a funeral,

841

:

they just put in some random numbers

and just shove you through the Stargate

842

:

Xhafer: you you just get sent back, right?

843

:

That's what happens when

you do bad coordinates.

844

:

It doesn't, don't you just like pop back?

845

:

It's like the scene in The Big Lebowski.

846

:

They throw the ashes and then the

wind blows it back in their face.

847

:

You can't do that, Ben.

848

:

Carter lists everyone who

still has an acting job.

849

:

Hollywood is a brutal

850

:

Ben: this is a cool thing.

851

:

Hey, our, our doctor died.

852

:

Let's list, , all of the characters

she saved, like, that is a cool thing.

853

:

Xhafer: Shep

854

:

Victor: You know, when you, when you

pause, if you, if you guys are watching

855

:

this on Amazon video, how it brings up

, the x ray thing and tells you that name

856

:

is the actors, so I paused this cause I

had to go to the bathroom , and then I

857

:

came back and I saw on the screen said one

of, one of Saul Rubin X camera crew guys,

858

:

his name was Airman Shep Wickenhouse.

859

:

Like, that was the name of his character.

860

:

What the hell kind of name is that, dude?

861

:

Shipwrecked.

862

:

Ben: See, Vic, when you've been coming

up with background character names

863

:

for seven seasons, sometimes you come

up with a Shep Wigginhouse, okay?

864

:

Victor: It's just, I don't,

they didn't even mention his

865

:

name in the whole damn show.

866

:

So I was like, shut the

wicked hell, who the hell?

867

:

Xhafer: And this all goes into the

documentary, which turns into some real

868

:

rah rah rah dead poor kids from all over

the country gave their lives to stop

869

:

tyrants and not just for rubber and oil.

870

:

Ben: That said, as somebody

who sometimes does voiceover

871

:

professionally, it made me wonder,

who did the voiceover for this video?

872

:

it's not Saul Rubenek, it's not any of

the people on his team, somebody had to

873

:

narrate No, somebody had to narrate this.

874

:

And so now there's another person

who knows all about the Stargate.

875

:

And it's just like

876

:

Victor: Oh, right.

877

:

Xhafer: I totally thought it was Saul

878

:

Ben: No.

879

:

Xhafer: Well, fuck me.

880

:

The general likes the

moving picture, though.

881

:

Ben: I went to one of them

Nickelodeons one time.

882

:

I didn't like it.

883

:

But this was pretty good.

884

:

Xhafer: DJ goes to visit the

airman and his newborn, they

885

:

named her Janet after Dr.

886

:

Frasier.

887

:

Victor: That was super sweet.

888

:

Xhafer: O'Neil finally

interviews for Emmett to credits.

889

:

Victor: You know,

890

:

Xhafer: episode.

891

:

Victor: was not until we started recording

this podcast that it clicked for me.

892

:

Why the sudden heel turn where they turn

around and decide, yeah, you know what?

893

:

This guy's not so bad.

894

:

Let's cooperate and do his documentary.

895

:

It's because, it's

because of Robert Picardo.

896

:

He came in, and he was just a dick to

them doing the interviews, and it made

897

:

them realize, like, oh wow, the other guys

interviews aren't so bad in comparison.

898

:

You know?

899

:

Ben: as somebody who's worked on

productions, You finished the documentary!

900

:

And now you're adding a whole

other person to interview?

901

:

Xhafer: He's not doing the editing.

902

:

He's yelling at the guy doing the

903

:

Ben: Fair enough.

904

:

That does make it easy.

905

:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

906

:

Victor: was yelling at Shep.

907

:

Mr.

908

:

Wickenhouse.

909

:

Xhafer: Alright, well, that is it.

910

:

So we've got some predictions

and some dice to roll.

911

:

But before we get to that,

912

:

Victor: Before we

913

:

get to that, a

914

:

Xhafer: from the lab in on

last time's predictions?

915

:

Victor: Let me go pull those up right now.

916

:

Let me, uh, oh, I got my lab

assistant here handing them to me.

917

:

I think these are from

last week, wasn't it?

918

:

Yes!

919

:

Xhafer: mine was the Gundams.

920

:

So if you see the Gundam prediction.

921

:

Victor: Yes, okay.

922

:

So, who had Jonas Returns?

923

:

Well, you both did, right?

924

:

That was Both of you guys had

the prediction on that one.

925

:

But you specifically had the prediction,

Ja'far, that he returns with the

926

:

power of friendship and a ton of

927

:

Xhafer: That's my bonus point, is if he

returns with the power of friendship.

928

:

Victor: with 17 votes, that got the most

votes out of all of our predictions.

929

:

Xhafer: That's my extra point.

930

:

Ha ha ha!

931

:

Victor: not confirmed

that with the Gatekeeper.

932

:

I haven't.

933

:

Talk to her I'm waiting

for her to text me back.

934

:

She's out at Renaissance Faire right

now, but I feel like I'm, I'm still on

935

:

damage control for doing the one thing

she asked me not to do with recording

936

:

this podcast by watching this episode, so

She took it better than I was expecting.

937

:

She only threatened to quit on me once, so

938

:

Ben: Mm hmm.

939

:

Victor: But we've been friends for, God,

since I was a teenager, so, of all the, of

940

:

all the stupid shit I've done that she's

put up with, this doesn't even make the

941

:

top ten, so, I think we'll be okay, so.

942

:

Uh, next there's a, oh yeah,

next was the mech suit battle.

943

:

So that one got four votes, however, I

went to the TV Tropes of the Database,

944

:

which is really great, it's perfect

for what we're doing here, and I could

945

:

not find a listing for SG 1, but, once

again, there was a listing for a mech

946

:

suit battle in Stargate Atlantis, so.

947

:

Xhafer: God damn it!

948

:

Alright, no points for that, I suppose.

949

:

Yeah.

950

:

I'll

951

:

Victor: from from Warehouse

13 and Eureka show up.

952

:

I did, I did look up on IMDB that.

953

:

A Eureka actress does show up.

954

:

What is her name here?

955

:

Sally Richardson who portrayed

Alison Blake on Eureka.

956

:

She was one of the main characters.

957

:

She does make a SG 1 guest appearance.

958

:

So we have at least one from Eureka and

then at least one from Warehouse 13.

959

:

Xhafer: take it.

960

:

That brings me up to 32 points for the

961

:

Victor: Holy shit.

962

:

Wow.

963

:

Good job.

964

:

So Ben, this one must be yours.

965

:

Jonas pilots his own spacecraft.

966

:

Ben: Uh, That was my, that was my bonus.

967

:

So, it

968

:

Xhafer: and the bonus

969

:

Ben: the bonus if it was, if he

was piloting his own p spaceship.

970

:

Victor: So, okay.

971

:

So, yeah.

972

:

So you got the point, the one point

for returning, but only two votes

973

:

on the piloting his own spaceship.

974

:

But your next prediction, I'm

going to say that's confirmed.

975

:

Six people voted that yes,

Daniel Jackson downloads somebody

976

:

else's memories into his brain.

977

:

Ben: Well, so, er, So it was,

he gets his memories back, plus.

978

:

So,

979

:

Victor: Yeah.

980

:

Xhafer: Someone else's memories.

981

:

Ben: originally.

982

:

But, yeah.

983

:

Xhafer: Hopefully a

984

:

Victor: yeah, so something

that wasn't there before.

985

:

Yeah.

986

:

But I'm afraid it's a negative

for Anubis's identity revealed

987

:

And that's a character we've seen

before Zero vote for that one.

988

:

Ben: Nah, bummer.

989

:

Victor: just like my prediction of a Lost

in the Desert episode Which I'm actually

990

:

happy I didn't get because good lord

those are so boring to watch and also

991

:

No mention of the SG 1 team riding horses

in the battle, so no points for that.

992

:

But I did get my three

pointer for a wedding episode!

993

:

heh heh.

994

:

No thankfully, yeah, heh heh heh heh.

995

:

Yeah, thankfully no one spoiled it, so.

996

:

Oh, although we did get a comment

in the lab from Chris Clements,

997

:

who gave us some interesting

Background info without any spoilers.

998

:

He says he thinks it's hilarious that

the Kelownans are from the Langara

999

:

system because Kelowna is a town in

British Columbia, Canada, and Langara

:

00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:56,240

college is in Vancouver, and that is

apparently nearby where SG 1 was filmed.

:

00:42:56,398 --> 00:43:01,342

Ben: Oh, so somebody was just like,

Okay, I drove by this thing, and That

:

00:43:01,427 --> 00:43:02,847

Victor: Oh shit, we need

a name for the planet.

:

00:43:02,907 --> 00:43:04,607

Just look outside the

window, street signs.

:

00:43:05,012 --> 00:43:08,302

Ben: That reminds me, here in Southeast

Michigan, there's a town called Algonac.

:

00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:12,792

And I've always wanted to make that the

name of an evil wizard in a D& D campaign.

:

00:43:12,817 --> 00:43:14,497

Victor: That, yeah, that

sounds like a dragon.

:

00:43:14,557 --> 00:43:15,257

That sounds like an ancient

:

00:43:15,532 --> 00:43:17,741

Ben: Heh heh heh heh.

:

00:43:18,522 --> 00:43:20,982

You are searching for Elgin Axe Horde.

:

00:43:21,382 --> 00:43:25,582

Xhafer: Alright, well, I'm gonna roll

some dice here and pull up that episode.

:

00:43:25,982 --> 00:43:26,342

Alright.

:

00:43:26,742 --> 00:43:28,092

That is a 16.

:

00:43:28,942 --> 00:43:36,932

So we're gonna be watching season

8, episode 12, Prometheus Unbound.

:

00:43:37,612 --> 00:43:39,082

Victor: That sounds

:

00:43:39,297 --> 00:43:45,260

Xhafer: the Atlantis team unheard

since they left, a mission has been

:

00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:51,570

greenlighted to take the starship

Prometheus to the Pegasus Galaxy.

:

00:43:51,595 --> 00:43:52,765

Victor: Well, this is off the fucking

:

00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:54,890

Ben: I didn't realize

these shows overlapped.

:

00:43:54,985 --> 00:43:55,565

Victor: Yeah.

:

00:43:55,863 --> 00:43:58,143

Xhafer: I did not know

these shows overlapped.

:

00:43:58,163 --> 00:44:01,843

I did not know we had spaceships

that go to other galaxies.

:

00:44:02,093 --> 00:44:03,563

That's absurd.

:

00:44:03,963 --> 00:44:06,703

that's space magic,

that shit's impossible.

:

00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:08,233

Ben: They have wormholes, Ja'far.

:

00:44:08,283 --> 00:44:12,423

Xhafer: Yeah, I, look, they got

Stargates, like, yeah, I get it, right?

:

00:44:12,623 --> 00:44:13,373

Like, it's,

:

00:44:13,773 --> 00:44:16,733

Victor: Somehow that makes more

sense than an actual spaceship could

:

00:44:16,743 --> 00:44:19,903

somehow warp speed to another galaxy.

:

00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:22,003

Like, no, that would be insane.

:

00:44:22,563 --> 00:44:24,353

But if they, took the Stargate

there, it makes more sense.

:

00:44:24,353 --> 00:44:24,613

Yeah.

:

00:44:25,258 --> 00:44:30,378

Xhafer: all of the space travel we've

seen has been not Stargate esque.

:

00:44:30,378 --> 00:44:33,528

It's been It's been moving

through space doing its thing.

:

00:44:33,928 --> 00:44:34,358

I don't know.

:

00:44:34,848 --> 00:44:36,118

It depends on how fast they travel.

:

00:44:36,118 --> 00:44:37,268

We just don't know.

:

00:44:37,318 --> 00:44:39,798

But we might find out next episode.

:

00:44:40,468 --> 00:44:43,628

It's season 8, episode 12, Prometheus

:

00:44:43,628 --> 00:44:47,388

Victor: unbound sounds like,

a Smutty romance novel title.

:

00:44:47,908 --> 00:44:49,758

Xhafer: I was just thinking that.

:

00:44:50,158 --> 00:44:52,598

It's on sale next to Fifty Shades Freed.

:

00:44:52,998 --> 00:44:56,268

Ben: Alright, well I will go

ahead with my predictions first.

:

00:45:08,228 --> 00:45:08,638

Xhafer: Alright.

:

00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:13,413

We are hitting a danger zone with

these predictions, I have to admit.

:

00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:17,883

Well, we're not only running out of

time, but we've also watched more of

:

00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:20,093

this show than we have anything else.

:

00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:24,243

And I don't remember what

I predicted ten episodes

:

00:45:24,578 --> 00:45:27,238

Victor: We're just gonna have to,

we're just gonna have to go full

:

00:45:27,238 --> 00:45:29,728

fucking, full send weird predictions.

:

00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,308

Stuff that we know we never

would have said before.

:

00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:33,253

Xhafer: Okay.

:

00:45:33,528 --> 00:45:37,658

Ben: Well, my daytime prediction

While we will see Doctor characters

:

00:45:37,658 --> 00:45:40,571

going forward, we do not have our Dr.

:

00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:45,491

Frasier, our like, staple, they

are always our Doctor character.

:

00:45:45,552 --> 00:45:46,572

So, Dr.

:

00:45:46,572 --> 00:45:48,512

Frasier does not get replaced cast

:

00:45:48,702 --> 00:45:49,322

Victor: No replacement?

:

00:45:49,352 --> 00:45:49,692

Okay.

:

00:45:49,752 --> 00:45:51,292

Ben: My evening prediction?

:

00:45:51,426 --> 00:45:53,466

Cassie Frasier goes on a mission.

:

00:45:53,866 --> 00:45:54,546

Victor: Oh, right.

:

00:45:54,646 --> 00:45:55,986

Ben: they keep referencing Dr.

:

00:45:56,206 --> 00:45:56,486

Dr.

:

00:45:56,486 --> 00:45:59,436

Fisher's daughter Cassie,

and like, How is Cassie?

:

00:45:59,436 --> 00:46:00,576

Has anybody talked to Cassie?

:

00:46:00,586 --> 00:46:02,776

It's like, well, she's

clearly not in this episode.

:

00:46:03,466 --> 00:46:03,956

She comes,

:

00:46:04,086 --> 00:46:06,856

she, she shows up, she comes

back, goes on a mission.

:

00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:07,569

Victor: I forgot.

:

00:46:07,579 --> 00:46:08,569

So I forgot about that.

:

00:46:08,569 --> 00:46:08,739

Yeah.

:

00:46:08,739 --> 00:46:10,489

Carter says she has to go pick up Cassie.

:

00:46:10,489 --> 00:46:11,264

So I guess Yeah.

:

00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:15,882

Ben: And then my prime time, a

Stargate gets blown up, stranding

:

00:46:15,902 --> 00:46:17,732

our team on an alien planet.

:

00:46:18,132 --> 00:46:19,652

Victor: I'm surprised

that hasn't happened yet.

:

00:46:19,662 --> 00:46:19,952

Yeah,

:

00:46:20,222 --> 00:46:20,352

that's a

:

00:46:20,452 --> 00:46:21,332

Xhafer: Probably has.

:

00:46:21,412 --> 00:46:22,032

Victor: Probably has, yeah.

:

00:46:22,432 --> 00:46:22,712

Xhafer: right.

:

00:46:22,872 --> 00:46:23,762

My first prediction.

:

00:46:24,162 --> 00:46:27,872

I think we might have already made,

but if we haven't, I'm gonna say

:

00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:29,392

that there's a boxing episode.

:

00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,377

Ben: I don't think we've

made that prediction, but

:

00:46:31,537 --> 00:46:33,847

it is a 90s 90s sci fi show.

:

00:46:34,247 --> 00:46:38,147

Xhafer: Yep, 90s sci fi show

has to have a boxing episode.

:

00:46:38,507 --> 00:46:41,297

Early:

to have a boxing episode.

:

00:46:41,597 --> 00:46:44,107

Those be the rules.

:

00:46:44,507 --> 00:46:47,267

My evening prediction is

the exact opposite, Ben.

:

00:46:47,267 --> 00:46:47,607

Dr.

:

00:46:47,607 --> 00:46:49,837

Frasier sh returns.

:

00:46:49,952 --> 00:46:51,622

Victor: Oh, she gets resurrected?

:

00:46:52,097 --> 00:46:56,577

Xhafer: She might get resurrected,

it might be time travel, it might

:

00:46:56,587 --> 00:46:59,467

be something pretending to be Dr.

:

00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:01,137

Frasier and not actually Dr.

:

00:47:01,137 --> 00:47:05,407

Frasier, but the actress comes back and,

for the most part, reprises the role.

:

00:47:05,537 --> 00:47:05,907

Victor: Okay.

:

00:47:06,307 --> 00:47:10,177

Ben: I'm now imagining like in Beer Fest,

she comes back but with a cowboy hat.

:

00:47:10,787 --> 00:47:12,947

And it's just like, I'm also Dr.

:

00:47:12,947 --> 00:47:13,457

Frasier.

:

00:47:13,477 --> 00:47:13,997

I'm Dr.

:

00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:14,907

Frasier's twin.

:

00:47:14,907 --> 00:47:17,507

And don't worry, she told

me everything about you.

:

00:47:17,547 --> 00:47:19,387

So I know all of our inside jokes.

:

00:47:20,147 --> 00:47:23,417

And I know we're all suffering, so if you

guys just want to call me Janet, I think

:

00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:24,867

that would make it easier on everyone.

:

00:47:25,267 --> 00:47:26,147

Xhafer: beer fest.

:

00:47:26,547 --> 00:47:30,097

That's the only movie

I've snuck 30 beers into.

:

00:47:30,497 --> 00:47:30,717

Ben: Ha

:

00:47:30,862 --> 00:47:32,792

Victor: I'm gonna need the

backstory to that later.

:

00:47:33,192 --> 00:47:38,132

Xhafer: I was not alone in this effort, to

make it make a lot more sense instantly.

:

00:47:38,532 --> 00:47:42,242

But yeah, got really drunk in

the theater watching that once.

:

00:47:42,412 --> 00:47:49,387

Anyways, my primetime prediction Aliens

reveal themselves to Earth's populace

:

00:47:49,777 --> 00:47:54,347

before the Stargate program's existence

is revealed to the general public.

:

00:47:55,192 --> 00:47:55,862

Victor: That's a good one.

:

00:47:56,262 --> 00:48:00,002

I'll bet it's gonna be the I'll

bet it's the Togra, Turtle people.

:

00:48:00,597 --> 00:48:02,867

Xhafer: Man, I'd love to see

some snappy turtle people.

:

00:48:03,267 --> 00:48:03,727

Victor: Awesome.

:

00:48:04,077 --> 00:48:08,527

Okay, so that brings it to me, and I gotta

say, all my preparation for the show, I

:

00:48:08,727 --> 00:48:12,307

forgot to do predictions, so I'm gonna

make these up right here, right now.

:

00:48:12,677 --> 00:48:18,047

So my First prediction as Jaffer had

mentioned his boxing episode, how

:

00:48:18,047 --> 00:48:19,587

that was a staple of the nineties.

:

00:48:19,587 --> 00:48:21,977

There's another staple of the

nineties that I've noticed.

:

00:48:21,987 --> 00:48:23,027

That was really weird.

:

00:48:23,207 --> 00:48:26,334

I'm going to say there's a basketball

episode for some reason in science

:

00:48:26,334 --> 00:48:29,438

fiction or just the nineties in

general, basketball was a really cool.

:

00:48:29,487 --> 00:48:32,617

Like I thought about this a while

back, like there was a, there was a

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basketball scene in alien for there

was a basketball scene in escape

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from LA and even on Babylon crusade.

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They, they had a fuckin basketball

court inside the spaceship.

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So, basketball was the

cool thing back then.

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So, okay.

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Basketball episode.

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For my medium sized prediction,

I'm going to say that Cassie

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Fraser becomes a villain.

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And finally, for my jumbo sized

prediction they fight a dragon.

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Xhafer: Cool.

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Victor: Just leaving it at

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Ben: Bonus points if it's named Algonac.

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Victor: Exactly.

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Xhafer: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Alright, well with all that, there's only

one thing left to do, and that's say thank

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Victor: Thank you.

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Xhafer: Thank you, R.

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I.

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P.

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E., for letting us use Goon

Squad as our theme music.

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We appreciate the hell out of it.

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It still feels fuckin I

just Ugh, I love that song!

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Victor: song.

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Xhafer: ha ha

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Victor: thank you to everyone

in the Dominion Media Research

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Lab for helping us out.

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And thank you to Angela Morris,

I hope you can forgive me, I know

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you've put up with a quarter century

worth of my bullshit, so, we hope

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to get you on the show eventually.

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Ben: And thank you to Annette Lucina

for your photograph of a television that

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you have licensed under Creative Commons

that we turned into our podcast artwork.

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Thank you for making free art

so we could make free art.

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And we

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Victor: Feel free to drop, sorry,

and if you're out there and you'd

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like to participate in the show join,

join us, our, our group on Facebook,

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or on Discord, or drop us an email

at lasttimeon at gmail dot com.

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Ben: And we will see you

next time on Last Time On.

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Victor: with one minute to spare!

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Last Time On
Who's Got Time For All This Prestige TV?
Who has time for all this prestige television these days? Not us! That's why Ben and Xhafer are going through "must watch" TV by skipping a random number of episodes in-between each viewing and connecting the dots on what happened. What happened Last Time On? What happen hurr?

Shout out to Ripe for our theme music, Goon Squad. Find them wherever you listen to music.

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