Into The Badlands S3E14 - Chamomile Tea Rain

It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben and Xhafer remind everyone that arrows are an option, and that you shouldn't get too close to the blood witch.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who want

to watch all this prestige television,

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but who's got time for all this stuff?

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I know I don't.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I don't either.

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I'm Jafar,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And I am Ben.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and we are at our penultimate episode.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

That's right, we cannot

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possibly rule not the finale.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, our minimum dice roll takes us

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to the finale, so we're at season 3,

episode 14, Curse of the Red Rain.

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We're watching Into the Badlands.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Is that what happened with Breaking Bad?

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We ended up watching three

episodes before the finale?

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was it two?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I think it was 3.

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. benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, because there would

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have been whatever, yeah.

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Okay, so this is another tradition.

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That's fun.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, that's, I mean, I wouldn't

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call it tradition when it's dice

rolls, because it won't work out this

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way every time, but it did twice.

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So that's fun.

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So, I don't know about you, I think I told

you this off pod, but I made it like 28

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seconds into this episode before I had to

pause and be like, damn, we missed stuff.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, we did.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And it wasn't even like we skipped

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a whole ton of episodes, we only

skipped 6 or 7 episodes, right?

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, but this is a short show.

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And, yeah, that is, we skipped

the equivalent of Season 1, so,

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-: 0132

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Yeah, so,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

lots of stuff has happened.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

last time on, Azra has

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taken over everything.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, so, Ja'far,

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this is the question.

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We know that they, the, so, the

Pilgrim has conquered everything.

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Made everybody put up Azra, stuff.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Is the Pilgrim coming from Azra?

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Does he think the Badlands are Azra?

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Does he think he's establishing Azra?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I think that the Pilgrim came from

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Azra and was kicked out of Azra.

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And he's making, he's trying to appeal

Azra to be all like, Hey, I conquered

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all of this in your name, guys.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, I,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

great it is.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I'm thinking this is, , Azra

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isn't there anymore.

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And this, he is he is a guy who came,

Hey, , Azra's not working, follow me, I

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will take you into our new promised land.

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Hey, here we go, and now

I'm setting up new Azra.

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but yeah, stuff is all messed up.

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, , , the pilgrim's witch doctor, Cressida,

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uh,, is threatening,

, Lydia and Silvermoon.

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Saying, hey, give me that grain.

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I need more grain.

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It's like, they make opium.

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You're doing a bad, like, It's

a bad thing to ask them for.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, well, and then, I mean, if

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they're at the widow's place, then

they're by the oil refineries.

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So they're not even, although they do,

there are opium fields out front though,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

which was not how that

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was set up in season one.

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But whatever,

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, , benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I think the most interesting

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thing

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

been time to plant

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Well, I don't know how long it's passed,

but they're demanding shipments of grain.

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And, , Lydia's like, give us another week.

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That's not how grain works.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, it sounds like it's a logistics

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issue if all you need is a week.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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At which point, Send some

guys, Help us move it.

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, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

This war just ended and you clearly won.

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So if you want the grain,

here's where it is.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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Help,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Don't be a dick.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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This is where you find

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

has left the Pilgrim, we find out too.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Nix has swapped sides.

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And so The Pilgrim has won in a

way where he can't, like, Cressida

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can't just kill Nyx right now.

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she calls her a traitor and all that.

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But, , there's still enough of a weird

thing going on that she can't just

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be like, Okay, and we kill you now.

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, and then we see, , Nyx wants

to, , to kill, And the widow

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shows up out of nowhere,

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pulls out a knife, and is just like,

Nah, we're gonna witch nap you.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

had a whole thing about all this

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stuff that happened, where the widow

had died and Lydia had taken over,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and then the widow shows up

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out

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

then the widow shows up out of nowhere

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immediately, and I'm just like, UGH!

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Hehehehe.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

If I had just waited another 30 seconds.

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, we come back from Theme and

Sunny, Badgie, and Kanan,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

new.

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And we learn is, , Sunny's sister,

which I thought was immediately obvious,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

are at some sort of facility

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out of Horizon Zero Dawn,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

did you not recognize this

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

post apost apocalypse thing.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

This is the, the monastery.

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This is the, the Waterfall Kung Fu Palace.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, I recognized the monastery

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on the outside, but they're in,

like, a modern fac The interior

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is very Horizon Zero Dawn.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

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, Ja'far, they're talking about how

the Master was stealing people's

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powers and turning it off.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

was the Master evil?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Um, I

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Or were they, was, was she turning off

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the power of people who wouldn't learn?

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, and wouldn't be able to control it.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

that's definitely there.

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There's a lip service to that effect

where the people that are there are

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untrained and because all these people

that they had awoken after killing

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the master, we find out, , are now.

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, part of the Pilgrim's army.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Army

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

so they're like, well,

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they need to be trained.

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They don't know how to use their gift.

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, so I'm guessing it's people

that just refused the training

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and this is the alternative.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

of MKs.

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Heh heh heh heh.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

well, they've got some

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stuff to help with that.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

we get a bit about, , the master

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keeping the novices, , and MK must've

told the Pilgrim because we know

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that the Pilgrim came and raised

them all from their slumber at

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great personal cost to the Pilgrim.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

his power is impacted by

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Awakening people, presumably,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well,

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so,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

up with some stuff that happens later.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

the problem is, we hear MK awakened people

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and, , The pilgrim raised dark ones.

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This, this episode got real deep

into some nomenclature that I

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was just like, man, I don't know.

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I'm a little lost

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, , I, felt like I was, , had

skipped six episodes.

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, but like up until now, they

had never like, really dropped

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out of left field fantasy,

, fantasy, , nomenclature like this

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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, Minerva and Lydia are babysitting Henry.

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Figured he would have an au pair.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Well, that's, that's, that's good.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They discuss plans for the

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Pilgrim, including a quick allusion

to the source of his power.

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, being those of the Dark Gift, awakening

more of them had weakened him.

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, we also learn Lydia and Moon are an item!

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Minerva wants Lydia to rule the

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Badlands when they win the war.

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Yeah, Ben?

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Not to get into spoiler territory.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I mean, we can't.

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Unless you know something I don't.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, from within this episode.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Okay, well that doesn't count.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I know, but just as soon as the

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widow started saying this, I'm just

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like, Aw, shit.

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Aw, no.

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They, she,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, one of them is dead, 100%.

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Yeah.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

she's, they're talking about their

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future and making plans for succession.

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And I'm just like.

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Oh no.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

The thing that only happens

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when someone's about to die?

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Yeah.

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They get a bunch of good news about

their future so that you can kill them

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off so that you feel sadder about it?

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100%.

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That's prestige television without fail.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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So , the widow has decided,

Hey, it's time to fight back.

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, we gotta prove that we can kill,

, kill the pilgrims, , dark ones.

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And, , then everyone will rise up.

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And also, , I'm a wartime consigliere.

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, we need a peacetime consigliere.

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So, after we're done.

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I can't be running things.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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, after this we go over to the Pilgrim,

who sets a course for a series finale

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style battle while coughing up blood,

but hey, he's got some dino bones.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, he's also, WE ATTACK AT DAWN!

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, which, cool.

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Always sounds cool, but like,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

The worst time to attack.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I mean, it's one of those things

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where, I got really into World War

I history and it was always, We'll

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attack at dawn when everybody's tired!

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And then everybody was just like,

Okay, so they're gonna attack at

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dawn, that's when they always attack.

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And it became like a weird, like,

steeplechase of, Okay, we'll attack at...

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You know,

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15 minutes before dawn.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

4 AM.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

it ends with like, attacks at

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3am with a bunch of guys running

through the dark into machine guns.

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Because, a bunch of

generals are like, Aha!

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I figured out our ruse!

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And it's just, and 7, 000,

uh, you know, Frenchmen died.

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, it was weird seeing MK

being the voice of caution.

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Uh,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

He's apparently had character growth.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes, he has had character

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growth and hair growth.

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, cause he's now got a top

knotty thing going on.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, well, you know, it wouldn't be...

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If we made it through this whole

series without MK Sport in a top

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knot, I would have been surprised.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, for sure.

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We cut back to,

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-: 0132

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes.

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And Ja'far?

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Let me, uh, posit a hypothetical for you.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I wonder if it's the

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same one I wrote down.

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Continue.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, there's two massive

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ones I had about this, but the

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first one.

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You...

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kidnap a witch doctor y kind of person.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm hmm.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Do you believe a single

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thing they say to you?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No!

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No, you do not.

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Uh, so here, , , Cressida tells,

, the widow that she is pregnant,

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, which I'm sure is a surprise for,

, for her, and, , yeah, and so she's

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like, hey, if you fight, , your

baby's gonna die, even if you live.

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And, they, earlier this season,

we saw that they were gonna try

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and run blood tests on Henry.

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She should be able to, as the Baron,

be able to find out if she's pregnant.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

For sure, it might be super early,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah,

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, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and it might not be readily available,

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but like by the end of this episode,

she should know for certain.

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And to be perfectly honest, I assume she

does find out for certain off camera.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

it's entirely possible, but, she

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just gets like, really, really,

like, struck by, by this revelation,

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and it's

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

For sure,

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

like, I'm not gonna believe

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anything you say to me.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

for sure.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

even if it's true, I'm, I'm I'm

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going to independently verify

you're a witch doctor who's, you

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know, the advisor to the bad guy.

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Hey.

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Uh,

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

This is obviously Gaius kid.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I believe so.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

We'd seen them be flirty

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in the previous episode.

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No reason to believe that stopped.

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, even though we don't see Gaius

for a bit in this episode.

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But Ben, I would like to, if

we may, get weird with it.

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What is your farthest oddball prediction

for who's the father of this child?

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I mean, that's...

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that's...

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easy, Ja'far.

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: 00:13:49

Who's the smoothest guy

in all of the Badlands?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, that's gotta be Badgie.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Who's the guy you can't tie down?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

That's gotta be Badgie.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Who's the guy who might have a

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night of romance and then vroom

vroom run off on a motorcycle?

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That's not technically his!

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

That's definitely Badgie.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

You know it.

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: 00:14:13

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I had made the same guess.

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: 00:14:15

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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: 00:14:17

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

So.

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: 00:14:19

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

just one night drunk on some,

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: 00:14:22

uh, Butterfly Brand Shampagin?

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: 00:14:24

hey, you know you're the widow.

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: 00:14:25

It means you're not married, right?

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: 00:14:27

There's

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: 00:14:27

not a Mr.

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The Widow?

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mr.

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The Widow's out of the picture, right?

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: 00:14:34

That's kind of implied.

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: 00:14:42

After this, Lydia and Moon

just flirt shamelessly.

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: 00:14:46

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Gaius and Tilda show up to help, and

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she sends Tilda on a mission with Nyx.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes,

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and Tilda does not appreciate this.

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: 00:14:58

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's like, ugh.

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: 00:15:00

That never bodes well.

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: 00:15:02

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No.

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: 00:15:02

but it's, it's like, Tilda is just

like, You're shackling me with

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: 00:15:09

this other person, it's like, I'm

having you go spy on a, , convoy

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of super blood ninja assassins.

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: 00:15:18

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm hmm.

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: 00:15:19

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Maybe take some back up.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Maybe take a super blood ninja assassin.

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: 00:15:23

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I'm not just gonna go,

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: 00:15:24

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

We've got one.

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: 00:15:25

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Like even if it's just another

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: 00:15:28

person, you know, you know, I've

got eyes in the front of my face

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: 00:15:32

You know where it's hard to see?

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: 00:15:33

Behind me where there might be somebody

trying to super blood ninja assassin me

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: 00:15:39

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

So, I do have a thing here, Ben.

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, so we know in the lore of

the show, the dark gift

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is, , is passed on.

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: 00:15:48

In generations, right?

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: 00:15:50

We learn in this episode towards

the end that Sunny had the

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gift and it was suppressed.

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: 00:15:57

We learn that Minerva had the

gift and it was suppressed.

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: 00:16:00

Sunny's son Henry has the gift.

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: 00:16:04

What's happening with Tilda there?

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: 00:16:07

Is Tilda a suppressed gift user?

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: 00:16:11

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I don't know

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: 00:16:12

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Made it show up, soon, say,

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: 00:16:15

in a season finale where she

heroically sacrifices herself?

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: 00:16:20

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Or, has she just been so good at

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: 00:16:22

Kung Fu, that she's just never

been cut, and just never found out?

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: 00:16:30

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Anyone else.

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: 00:16:32

And I wouldn't believe it.

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: 00:16:33

But her?

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: 00:16:34

I don't know if we've

seen her get cut before.

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: 00:16:37

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

at the beginning of this episode,

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: 00:16:38

she shows up looking kinda rough with

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: 00:16:40

Gaius.

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: 00:16:41

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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: 00:16:42

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Like, definitely bruised up,

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: 00:16:44

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, she, she, she has been

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bleeding in the last 24 hours.

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: 00:16:48

, maybe she was blood ninja ing in

that time though, we don't know.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

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xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Badgie, does not trust Kanan.

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: 00:16:56

We get to confirm that

it's Sunny's sister here.

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: 00:16:59

this is because last time on, she showed

up at the last minute and saved the day

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at a time when it was just too convenient.

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benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh yeah.

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, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

At a level, like, Sunny is dismissive

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of it at a level of someone

who has forgotten what fear is.

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: 00:17:18

, Badgie, however, has not forgotten fear.

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: 00:17:21

Mostly because he hangs out with Sunny.

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: 00:17:23

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

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: 00:17:24

Um,

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: 00:17:25

we do get a little bit, , this

episode where, , Badgie's

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just like, you know what?

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: 00:17:29

I hang around with you

because it's interesting.

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: 00:17:32

I'm not your servant.

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: 00:17:33

I'm not your, , like, sidekick.

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: 00:17:36

Um, I'm I don't have to

put up with all this shit.

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: 00:17:39

I can just leave when

you're being an asshole.

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: 00:17:43

, , Badgie is, like, complaining,

saying, hey, I think this is a trap.

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: 00:17:47

, they also drop the name Magnus

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: 00:17:50

Magnus seems to have

been a tertiary bad guy.

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: 00:17:55

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

a player at some point

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: 00:17:57

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, I don't know if he's

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: 00:17:58

still a going concern or not.

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: 00:17:59

I'm going to say he is.

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: 00:18:01

And he's going to show up at the worst

possible time for everybody involved.

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: 00:18:06

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

that checks out.

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: 00:18:07

Chrysidia does a little blood ritual here.

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: 00:18:11

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Is this the other bit of, , of

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: 00:18:13

incredulousness you had at,

, this, , imprisonment, Jaffer?

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: 00:18:16

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No, my increduleness at this

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: 00:18:18

imprisonment is I wonder if this cell

is in every single episode because

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: 00:18:22

it's one of the few sets we have

or if we've just hit Sell jackpot

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: 00:18:26

because they lock someone in

this they've locked someone in

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: 00:18:29

this thing in every episode.

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: 00:18:30

We've watched.

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: 00:18:31

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Pretty much.

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: 00:18:32

, but, I'm, I'm watching this in like, Why,

why does she have her black magic kit,

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: 00:18:37

why does she have access, like, she has a lot of accoutrement,

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: 00:18:42

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

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: 00:18:43

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

why did you leave her magic,

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: 00:18:45

her magic accoutrement, like,

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: 00:18:47

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, we're locking you up.

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: 00:18:48

And here's your witchcraft kit you

brought with you just in case you

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: 00:18:52

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, if you need to cast a spell

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: 00:18:55

or do something, , nasty, there's

no guard watching her, she is

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: 00:19:03

allowed free reign in there.

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: 00:19:05

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, so she uh, she put some slayer on

416

: 00:19:08

on the background and turns Sanctuary

into a John Moxley wrestling match.

417

: 00:19:13

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, it just starts raining blood

418

: 00:19:23

while, , , the widow is trying to

have a conversation with Gaius.

419

: 00:19:28

Now, Ja'far,

420

: 00:19:29

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, Ben

421

: 00:19:31

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I got real worried as soon

422

: 00:19:33

as it started raining blood.

423

: 00:19:35

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Did all the market stalls were

424

: 00:19:36

going to lose their A rating

from the health inspector?

425

: 00:19:39

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's the Badlands, man.

426

: 00:19:41

There's there's no health inspector.

427

: 00:19:42

There might be a guy who calls

himself the health inspector.

428

: 00:19:45

He's not actually doing

any health inspecting.

429

: 00:19:48

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

That was a tertiary character we missed.

430

: 00:19:50

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, I am the health inspector.

431

: 00:19:55

I kill you and then I put

a B rating on the wall.

432

: 00:19:58

But, Gaius is wearing like white on white.

433

: 00:20:05

It's raining blood, and I'm just

like, do they have enough of

434

: 00:20:09

this outfit to see it hit him?

435

: 00:20:12

They did not.

436

: 00:20:15

We later see him, and

he is still pristine.

437

: 00:20:19

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

438

: 00:20:19

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They give Cressida enough

439

: 00:20:21

time to cast a full spell.

440

: 00:20:22

It rains blood, which

is just like, one, why?

441

: 00:20:29

Like, I understand it's

probably demoralizing,

442

: 00:20:33

but

443

: 00:20:34

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's the curse of the red rain, Ben.

444

: 00:20:36

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah.

445

: 00:20:38

I don't know, it just felt...

446

: 00:20:40

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Maybe that was something in a

447

: 00:20:41

previous episode that we missed.

448

: 00:20:43

In fact, last time on, the Curse of the

Red Rain is a well known superstition.

449

: 00:20:48

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Fine, who came up with this spell?

450

: 00:20:54

If you can do magic, there is

probably something you could

451

: 00:20:58

do to improve your position.

452

: 00:21:00

Other than just, haha,

you're red and sticky now.

453

: 00:21:04

And also pretty mad at me.

454

: 00:21:06

, hahaha.

455

: 00:21:08

Like, I'm sh If you can't make yourself

invisible or teleport or something,

456

: 00:21:14

you could like, make everybody sleepy.

457

: 00:21:18

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah,

458

: 00:21:18

that'd

459

: 00:21:19

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Do, like, Do something.

460

: 00:21:21

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

tea reign?

461

: 00:21:22

Make everyone fall asleep?

462

: 00:21:25

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

463

: 00:21:25

just hot rain.

464

: 00:21:28

Hot rain!

465

: 00:21:28

Everybody's like, ah, ooh,

ah, I have to run inside.

466

: 00:21:32

Uh, hehehehe.

467

: 00:21:35

Now, T'Fair, did it seem to you, after the

rain, it seems, , it cuts to next morning?

468

: 00:21:44

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

there's a little bit before that.

469

: 00:21:45

, where, , Cressidia gets

thrown in the brig.

470

: 00:21:47

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but when Lydia comes in, like, there is a

471

: 00:21:50

huge storm front running in, and then it

is now, it seems like, I don't know if it

472

: 00:21:55

was meant to be, storm has now cleared,

473

: 00:21:58

but it seemed to be next morning.

474

: 00:22:01

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No, the storm rolled in very quickly.

475

: 00:22:03

It rained blood for like a couple

of minutes and then it peaced.

476

: 00:22:06

It's not very strong blood magic.

477

: 00:22:08

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

okay, cause, I don't know, something

478

: 00:22:10

about the, the, establishing shot,

479

: 00:22:13

to me made it feel like

it was the next morning.

480

: 00:22:16

I was just like, did nobody

bother to check on the, the witch

481

: 00:22:20

doctor after it rained blood?

482

: 00:22:22

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm hmm hmm

483

: 00:22:23

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

sure, I can imagine Lydia was the

484

: 00:22:24

first person to put two and two

together, she is that kind of person.

485

: 00:22:29

but, I was also like,

Lydia's smarter than this.

486

: 00:22:32

It shouldn't have, like, taken

her a night to sleep on it, like,

487

: 00:22:35

Man, that was really weird,

Silver Moon, wasn't it?

488

: 00:22:38

Yeah, it was.

489

: 00:22:40

Wait a minute!

490

: 00:22:40

We have a witch

491

: 00:22:41

in the prison!

492

: 00:22:43

Hehehehehehe!

493

: 00:22:44

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Heh

494

: 00:22:45

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

495

: 00:22:45

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yep.

496

: 00:22:46

Mm hmm.

497

: 00:22:48

Yeah, Lydia does go confront, , Chrysida,

, and throws her ze zealotry back at her.

498

: 00:22:55

And they move her from

club fed to the brig,

499

: 00:23:02

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Before she goes to the brig,

500

: 00:23:04

Cressida makes Lydia an offer.

501

: 00:23:07

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

well yeah, that's, that's

502

: 00:23:08

throwing the zealotry back at her.

503

: 00:23:10

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

But, But she offers also to make

504

: 00:23:12

Lydia the ruler of the Badlands.

505

: 00:23:15

so...

506

: 00:23:16

Everyone wants to put Lydia in charge.

507

: 00:23:18

Everybody thinks that she's

the best person for the job.

508

: 00:23:22

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, all two people who get to vote.

509

: 00:23:24

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I mean, Silvermoon

510

: 00:23:25

probably would vote yes.

511

: 00:23:28

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

He's

512

: 00:23:29

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

so, three.

513

: 00:23:31

I mean, she, she has, she

definitely has the, , sneaky

514

: 00:23:34

peepin from the bushes, , vote.

515

: 00:23:36

Because we know she's the best at that.

516

: 00:23:39

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

it's true.

517

: 00:23:40

But Tilda's learned.

518

: 00:23:42

, as Tilda and Nyx watch MK and a

sleeper named Eli from them bushes.

519

: 00:23:54

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Man, they found a guy to make MK

520

: 00:23:58

seem like the calm, rational one.

521

: 00:24:01

Like, Eli out whinies MK.

522

: 00:24:06

And it's just like...

523

: 00:24:07

Man, MK's really grown up, or

this guy is really just the worst,

524

: 00:24:13

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yep, , we learned that MK is

525

: 00:24:15

the one who killed the Master,

526

: 00:24:17

but

527

: 00:24:17

528

: 00:24:17

lies

529

: 00:24:17

about it.

530

: 00:24:19

, that's because last time on, we don't

get a lot of this killing of the Master,

531

: 00:24:23

but I'm gonna say this was an accident.

532

: 00:24:26

, MK did not mean to kill the Master,

and, , MK is with the Pilgrim rather

533

: 00:24:32

than, , our heroes, , because he

couldn't explain this or own up to

534

: 00:24:36

his mistake or the personal failing

that led to him killing the master.

535

: 00:24:41

And so he is hiding with the

Pilgrim initially, and then he

536

: 00:24:46

joins the ranks and does the stuff.

537

: 00:24:48

But what brings him there

538

: 00:24:51

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but we

539

: 00:24:51

do see a, a brief flashback

of stabbing her in the back,

540

: 00:24:56

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

541

: 00:24:57

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and that was, , Flashbacks

542

: 00:24:59

make this job hard sometimes.

543

: 00:25:01

It's like, oh man!

544

: 00:25:04

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

On the road, Badgie, Sunny, and

545

: 00:25:06

Kanan get to some water, which is

where they need to be, air quotes.

546

: 00:25:11

Kanan wants them to make,

like, sticks and sail away.

547

: 00:25:15

Sunny asks for her to unlock his gift.

548

: 00:25:18

I guess fucking everyone is a blood jedi.

549

: 00:25:21

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah,

550

: 00:25:23

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

she says that if she turns it on,

551

: 00:25:24

only the pilgrim can turn it off,

and that it will kill both of them.

552

: 00:25:28

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah,

553

: 00:25:30

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I, if you want the pilgrim dead,

554

: 00:25:35

he's willing to sacrifice himself

as he said a billion times.

555

: 00:25:39

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but this, this conversation was

556

: 00:25:41

really like, I will do anything

to protect you, my brother.

557

: 00:25:45

And he's like, I've gotta go save my son.

558

: 00:25:47

Your nephew.

559

: 00:25:48

And she's like, I don't

give a shit about that kid.

560

: 00:25:50

I've never met him.

561

: 00:25:51

I must save you, my brother.

562

: 00:25:53

I'm all about family.

563

: 00:25:55

And it's like,

564

: 00:25:56

why, why, do you not

want to save your nephew?

565

: 00:26:02

-: 0132

566

: 00:26:05

Kanan has a, , giant handle on

a bowie knife, she like pulls a

567

: 00:26:10

knife on him, and it's like, did

you see the handle on this thing?

568

: 00:26:13

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I did not.

569

: 00:26:15

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's like a handle that's two and

570

: 00:26:17

a half times the size of the knife,

to make it like, it takes a bowie

571

: 00:26:22

knife and makes it like the size

of a sword, but it's all handle.

572

: 00:26:26

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Interesting.

573

: 00:26:28

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's, It's, a weird choice.

574

: 00:26:31

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

So it's kind of like a,

575

: 00:26:33

a sword sized partisan.

576

: 00:26:36

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Kinda, yeah,

577

: 00:26:38

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Interesting.

578

: 00:26:39

579

: 00:26:40

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, it's, I'm sure if you practiced

580

: 00:26:44

with it and didn't grip it too high most

of the time, you could probably block

581

: 00:26:49

with a chunk of that grip if, , you

know, it's not like we know the material

582

: 00:26:52

or anything, , but it probably works.

583

: 00:26:56

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

mean, pointy on stick,

584

: 00:26:59

tail as old as time.

585

: 00:27:00

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's true.

586

: 00:27:02

, Sunny runs to catch up with Badgey, who

is just like, You're a terrible judge of

587

: 00:27:07

character, stop trusting the wrong people.

588

: 00:27:09

has the conversation that

we had alluded to earlier.

589

: 00:27:14

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

after that, we see the

590

: 00:27:16

MK Battletruck playset.

591

: 00:27:19

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, Badgey has a great line here.

592

: 00:27:21

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

oh, okay,

593

: 00:27:22

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

He says he'll tell Henry that

594

: 00:27:23

his dad was a good, brave man who

died because he wouldn't listen.

595

: 00:27:27

596

: 00:27:28

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes, he's like, Hey, yeah, sometime years

597

: 00:27:31

from now when you're long dead and I'm

raising your son because you're a dummy,

598

: 00:27:36

I'll tell him that you were a dummy.

599

: 00:27:39

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

A good, brave dummy, but a dummy.

600

: 00:27:42

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Jaffar,

601

: 00:27:43

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

they leave his sister, like,

602

: 00:27:45

they just walk away from her, and

603

: 00:27:46

she's just like, hanging out on the beach.

604

: 00:27:49

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, in the deep background.

605

: 00:27:51

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, weird.

606

: 00:27:54

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

But,

607

: 00:27:55

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

For someone who was saying the

608

: 00:27:56

most important thing is saving

her brother's life a minute ago,

609

: 00:27:59

you're just gonna let him go now?

610

: 00:28:01

Mm hmm.

611

: 00:28:02

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

well, she seems to believe, like, hey,

612

: 00:28:04

we just run away from the Pilgrim.

613

: 00:28:06

, Sunny's position seems to be, if we don't

stop the Pilgrim now, no one ever will be

614

: 00:28:11

able to, and he will conquer the world.

615

: 00:28:13

Then we,

616

: 00:28:13

, then now we cut to the,

MK Battle Truck playset.

617

: 00:28:18

Ja'far,

618

: 00:28:19

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes Ben.

619

: 00:28:20

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

how angry did this make you?

620

: 00:28:23

The, the guys riding inside the truck.

621

: 00:28:29

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Heheheheheheheheh Like, it's not great.

622

: 00:28:34

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well did you notice, I'm

623

: 00:28:35

sure you noticed, the swords

624

: 00:28:38

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes,

625

: 00:28:39

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

stored in a central pillar

626

: 00:28:42

horizontally without scabbards while you

rumble around in the back of a truck.

627

: 00:28:48

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Now, this actually makes sense to me Ben.

628

: 00:28:52

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Cause you like seeing guys get stabbed

629

: 00:28:53

in the face because you hit a pothole.

630

: 00:28:56

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

no, obviously, I think they've got

631

: 00:28:58

their shields and stuff right, I

think they use their shields to make

632

: 00:29:01

sure that didn't happen, you know

when you're close to the knives.

633

: 00:29:04

I think what this is for, is

this is like a Pull line when

634

: 00:29:08

you're jumping out of a plane.

635

: 00:29:11

Only, instead of making sure

your parachute is armed, It is

636

: 00:29:16

activating your blood ninja powers.

637

: 00:29:19

So that, like, everyone as they run out

cuts themselves on one of the blades, And

638

: 00:29:24

is just ready to fucking fuck shit up.

639

: 00:29:29

It's dumb as hell!

640

: 00:29:30

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

we see them, we see them disembark

641

: 00:29:32

and no one gets, cuts themselves.

642

: 00:29:34

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

643

: 00:29:37

Cause it's not the time.

644

: 00:29:38

They're not, they're not running

into an immediate fight, but

645

: 00:29:42

that, that is the assumption.

646

: 00:29:43

When I saw those, I was just like,

Oh, well that's there for this.

647

: 00:29:47

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I, I just thought it

648

: 00:29:47

was meant to look cool.

649

: 00:29:49

But, , nobody thought about, hey, we're

rumbling around in the back of a truck.

650

: 00:29:53

Which, if you've ever sat in the back

of a truck, uh, you know, without,

651

: 00:29:57

, seats and without, , seatbelts.

652

: 00:30:10

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

653

: 00:30:10

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Suspension ain't great!

654

: 00:30:12

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

655

: 00:30:14

, benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

so they see the, , the gates to the

656

: 00:30:15

Sanctuary, and there's no one there!

657

: 00:30:19

Zut alors!

658

: 00:30:21

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They, they roll out, they

659

: 00:30:22

got a bunch of shields,

660

: 00:30:24

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They've got ladders,

661

: 00:30:25

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

boards to

662

: 00:30:26

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

boards to cross the

663

: 00:30:27

trench.

664

: 00:30:28

They put the trench, er, the,

the board bearers at the front?

665

: 00:30:34

Which is not what you do.

666

: 00:30:36

Heh

667

: 00:30:38

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

not if you're anticipating,

668

: 00:30:39

, any kind of enemy fire.

669

: 00:30:41

But something tells me that these

people are not thinking with tactics,

670

: 00:30:44

they're thinking with blood magic.

671

: 00:30:46

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Fair!

672

: 00:30:47

Hey, when all you have is blood

magic, every, , problem looks

673

: 00:30:50

like a guy you stabbed 17 times.

674

: 00:30:52

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yes.

675

: 00:30:54

, so, , they start pumping

something into the trench.

676

: 00:30:58

It's obviously gasoline.

677

: 00:31:00

, the pilgrim calls for their surrender.

678

: 00:31:03

The widow removes their ability to escape.

679

: 00:31:06

Or more importantly,

back up a couple of feet.

680

: 00:31:10

And then, , this is the kind, we see

the kind of artillery I was expecting

681

: 00:31:15

from

682

: 00:31:16

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

what they fired.

683

: 00:31:17

This is, this is

684

: 00:31:17

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No, no, this is not what they fired.

685

: 00:31:20

They had a more traditional

Hichwa last time.

686

: 00:31:23

This is a semi automatic.

687

: 00:31:27

, benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but I do want to say, I want to point

688

: 00:31:29

out, like, the, the pilgrim calls

out and the widow just appears on

689

: 00:31:35

the top of the roof of the guardhouse

690

: 00:31:37

because you do not out dramatic,

the widow in her own sanctuary.

691

: 00:31:43

She's

692

: 00:31:43

like, No.

693

: 00:31:44

I am Queen Bee here.

694

: 00:31:46

You cannot be more dramatic than me.

695

: 00:31:49

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

696

: 00:31:50

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

you might be able to beat me in a fight.

697

: 00:31:52

, you will not be able to

out, , Out brewed me,

698

: 00:31:55

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

699

: 00:31:56

a shield gets arrowed.

700

: 00:32:01

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

and some who could.

701

: 00:32:03

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And a handful who could.

702

: 00:32:04

, the Pilgrim dramatically drops

his shield and runs up the wall to

703

: 00:32:08

fight Minerva while MK and a few

of the remaining soldiers look on.

704

: 00:32:13

Moon puts a giant gasoline

bomb under the, , gate

705

: 00:32:18

with a minute timer and gets

a Batman zipline set up for

706

: 00:32:23

Minerva to get out of there.

707

: 00:32:26

708

: 00:32:32

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, they shoot two crossbows with,

709

: 00:32:34

, Ziplines as she jumps away, And then

she, like, recline, leans, slides away

710

: 00:32:41

As the pilgrim looks

down and is like, Huuuh?

711

: 00:32:44

BOO!

712

: 00:32:46

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Ha, The bomb goes off, the Pilgrim

713

: 00:32:50

lives, along with maybe 20 soldiers.

714

: 00:32:53

, MK is still alive,

715

: 00:32:57

, the Pilgrim calls for vengeance.

716

: 00:33:00

As our leaders drive away, Moon and

Gaius are going to stay to hold the

717

: 00:33:04

line and lead the fight as Lydia goes

to kill the Blood Witch and Minerva

718

: 00:33:10

leads the evacuation of the Sanctuary.

719

: 00:33:13

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Now, Ja'far,

720

: 00:33:14

when we see the pilgrim wake up,

Or, like, we see that he survived.

721

: 00:33:19

He wakes up in the, in

the dirt, in the ditch.

722

: 00:33:24

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, in, yeah, in media ditch.

723

: 00:33:26

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

724

: 00:33:28

Why didn't they just, like, Ha

ha, we blew you all up, run over.

725

: 00:33:31

Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.

726

: 00:33:33

Run over, MK.

727

: 00:33:34

Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab.

728

: 00:33:35

Why did they retreat?

729

: 00:33:38

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

because I imagine the expectation

730

: 00:33:41

is that these are all blood ninjas,

and so anyone that they don't

731

: 00:33:44

thoroughly kill off the bat is going

to be in blood ninja zombie mode.

732

: 00:33:50

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

733

: 00:33:52

It just felt like, This

734

: 00:33:53

was your best chance.

735

: 00:33:55

They were all just blown up.

736

: 00:33:57

-: 0132

737

: 00:33:59

volley of arrows after this?

738

: 00:34:01

And then another volley of arrows,

and then another volley of arrows.

739

: 00:34:05

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, all their eardrums are burst.

740

: 00:34:07

, They are concussed.

741

: 00:34:09

This is as good a chance

as you're ever gonna get.

742

: 00:34:14

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Lydia, , goes to kill, , Cressida, and

743

: 00:34:18

just like lets her cast a spell instead

of killing her with like five arrows from

744

: 00:34:23

30 feet away, which is what I would have

done if I had to go kill a blood witch.

745

: 00:34:28

I'm bringing a bow and being

all like, knock, knock.

746

: 00:34:31

Oh, how's your cell?

747

: 00:34:33

Arrow.

748

: 00:34:34

Like, I'm not getting close to you.

749

: 00:34:37

I'm definitely not letting you talk.

750

: 00:34:42

Yeah.

751

: 00:34:44

Even if you don't got

arrows, grab a spear.

752

: 00:34:46

We've seen them around.

753

: 00:34:48

Stab her from outside the cell.

754

: 00:34:50

Don't open that shit.

755

: 00:34:51

Don't get in there.

756

: 00:34:52

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Grab six dudes.

757

: 00:34:54

Be like, Okay.

758

: 00:34:55

Surround it.

759

: 00:34:57

Stab with the spears

until she stops moving.

760

: 00:35:00

And then stab her a couple more times.

761

: 00:35:03

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Just, just double check on the stabbing.

762

: 00:35:05

Like, are we done?

763

: 00:35:06

Let's get a couple more in just in case.

764

: 00:35:09

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

765

: 00:35:10

, so she's, she comes in all dramatic.

766

: 00:35:11

I'm going to, to kill you.

767

: 00:35:13

And Cressida starts chanting.

768

: 00:35:15

And she lets her chant for a good...

769

: 00:35:17

10 seconds, and I'm

770

: 00:35:18

just like, as soon as you start

chanting, I start stabbing.

771

: 00:35:23

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

There's, yeah, the conversation is done.

772

: 00:35:25

I, I

773

: 00:35:26

hear tongues.

774

: 00:35:27

It's stab time.

775

: 00:35:28

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

the, the problem is like, , , I

776

: 00:35:31

don't know, I just like, I can't,

I can't get in the headspace of

777

: 00:35:35

somebody who's just like, A ba ba bwa?

778

: 00:35:37

It's just like, no, it

brained blood yesterday.

779

: 00:35:43

was that today?

780

: 00:35:45

It brained blood five hours ago.

781

: 00:35:47

I'm stab, I'm stabbing you now.

782

: 00:35:49

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

In recent history, you've

783

: 00:35:51

made it rain blood.

784

: 00:35:52

I'm not fucking around.

785

: 00:35:54

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

786

: 00:35:56

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

A bunch of Dark Gif

787

: 00:35:57

soldiers walk into a trap.

788

: 00:36:00

These are the untrained cadets,

and Gaius and Moon fight

789

: 00:36:03

like a dozen of these dudes.

790

: 00:36:05

And Gaius kills like

four of them off the bat.

791

: 00:36:08

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

But we find out, you can't kung fu a car.

792

: 00:36:12

You can't kung fu, , a purse.

793

: 00:36:15

Why would you kung fu a movie?

794

: 00:36:17

, yeah, they just hit these guys

with a car, and it's hilarious.

795

: 00:36:22

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Did you catch that Moon's sword

796

: 00:36:24

gets broken in this fight?

797

: 00:36:25

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I did.

798

: 00:36:27

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They fall back and some fox troops

799

: 00:36:29

and petticoat assassins, , get gored.

800

: 00:36:32

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes.

801

: 00:36:33

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They really like this slow

802

: 00:36:35

mo cut em up 20 time things.

803

: 00:36:38

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

They do.

804

: 00:36:39

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Like it has any practical

805

: 00:36:41

or meaningful impact at all.

806

: 00:36:44

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No, that person's already been

807

: 00:36:46

dead for the last seven cuts.

808

: 00:36:47

It was

809

: 00:36:48

really cool the first time

we saw it with the widow.

810

: 00:36:50

It has been diminishing returns for me.

811

: 00:36:52

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

For.

812

: 00:36:53

Sure.

813

: 00:36:54

, Moon sees Cressida and

knows what that means.

814

: 00:36:57

He runs to Lydia, who is

bleeding out in the brig.

815

: 00:37:00

, she tells Moon to leave

and live a life of peace.

816

: 00:37:05

They kiss as Earl of

Brady kicks it to credits.

817

: 00:37:09

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

818

: 00:37:11

Now, Ja'far?

819

: 00:37:13

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yes, Ben.

820

: 00:37:14

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

You have a significant other.

821

: 00:37:18

If you knew your significant other was

off to kill a specific person, , and that

822

: 00:37:26

you saw that person leave where they had

been locked up, are you first running

823

: 00:37:32

to where your significant other is?

824

: 00:37:34

Or are you chasing down the person who

you're like, Well, I, there is only

825

: 00:37:39

one way you are outside right now.

826

: 00:37:42

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I, I admittedly would probably go

827

: 00:37:46

see if there was a chance to save

the significant other, rather than

828

: 00:37:50

immediately assume that they are dead

without recourse and go for revenge,

829

: 00:37:57

especially someone like Moon, who's done

a lot of, , Hunting Down and Killing,

830

: 00:38:03

as we've had told to us numerous times.

831

: 00:38:06

He's probably not concerned with

finding her and killing her.

832

: 00:38:09

He can handle that at a later date.

833

: 00:38:11

, but if there's a chance to save Lydia,

he's going to take it right now.

834

: 00:38:16

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I can understand that

835

: 00:38:17

and I can respect that.

836

: 00:38:19

I She's seven feet away

and you are Silver Moon!

837

: 00:38:24

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh yeah,

838

: 00:38:24

throw something!

839

: 00:38:25

Just, throw something!

840

: 00:38:28

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Just like...

841

: 00:38:28

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Which you should have

842

: 00:38:29

done in the first place!

843

: 00:38:30

Once again, arrows.

844

: 00:38:33

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Throw metal arm with rebar claws!

845

: 00:38:37

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

In fact, I'm gonna go ahead and state

846

: 00:38:38

that this episode and this show is the

greatest case made for why every D& D

847

: 00:38:46

character ever produced needs a melee

and ranged weapon on them at all times.

848

: 00:38:51

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, absolutely.

849

: 00:38:53

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but that's the episode, Ben.

850

: 00:38:56

All right, our next episode

is season three, episode 16.

851

: 00:39:00

Seven strike us one.

852

: 00:39:04

I've got it pulled up right now, Ben.

853

: 00:39:06

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah?

854

: 00:39:08

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, have you seen the

855

: 00:39:09

thumbnail for this episode yet?

856

: 00:39:14

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

God damn it.

857

: 00:39:15

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Did you just pull it up?

858

: 00:39:17

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No.

859

: 00:39:18

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, it's a very dead Tilda.

860

: 00:39:20

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh no!

861

: 00:39:23

There goes bruling.

862

: 00:39:24

Ja'far's

863

: 00:39:27

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

yeah, and my, my three point

864

: 00:39:30

prediction last episode was

that she dies in the finale.

865

: 00:39:39

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

cheating, everyone.

866

: 00:39:40

Ja'far is cheating.

867

: 00:39:43

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Ben.

868

: 00:39:43

Please, you know me well enough to

know that if I was cheating, I wouldn't

869

: 00:39:48

be calling attention to it like this.

870

: 00:39:50

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

You did with your badgey prediction?

871

: 00:39:53

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, that's because that was

872

: 00:39:54

funny and a one pointer.

873

: 00:39:55

I didn't care.

874

: 00:39:58

The one pointers are

supposed to be gimmies.

875

: 00:40:00

Alright, seven strike is one.

876

: 00:40:02

I've got it pulled up, so I'll read

it before we make our predictions.

877

: 00:40:05

... Just because I've got the benefit

of already having it open.

878

: 00:40:08

Sunny, the Widow, and Bajie lead the

charge against the Pilgrim as he attempts

879

: 00:40:13

to gain ultimate control of the Badlands.

880

: 00:40:16

MK seeks revenge on the Widow.

881

: 00:40:20

Okay,

882

: 00:40:21

well, it's time for some predictions.

883

: 00:40:37

Okay, so we got our

predictions to make now.

884

: 00:40:42

Last time I did three

character death predictions.

885

: 00:40:46

as did you.

886

: 00:40:48

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm hmm.

887

: 00:40:48

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I will admit I'm doing two this time,

888

: 00:40:52

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Okay.

889

: 00:40:52

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

mostly because, , a lot of the

890

: 00:40:54

characters are dead, and we know it.

891

: 00:40:57

Maybe if we had another episode, , I

probably would have thrown in someone

892

: 00:41:01

else here, but I feel like not

everyone is gonna die at this point.

893

: 00:41:06

There's gonna be a couple characters left.

894

: 00:41:08

I think we're gonna have a little bit

of a happier ending than Breaking Bad.

895

: 00:41:11

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah.

896

: 00:41:13

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

but my daytime is Moon Dies.

897

: 00:41:16

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Okay.

898

: 00:41:17

My daytime is, , Silvermoon

Kills Cressida.

899

: 00:41:21

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm.

900

: 00:41:21

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

901

: 00:41:22

I, I think that's actually

gonna happen before the finale.

902

: 00:41:25

That's, that's gonna happen next episode.

903

: 00:41:27

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

It's possible.

904

: 00:41:28

, xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

my evening prediction, MK Face Turn.

905

: 00:41:33

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Ooh.

906

: 00:41:36

, my, , evening prediction, , based on

the, , revelation you just gave to

907

: 00:41:40

me, But I'm, I'm going, like, if I

was just gonna go, if I was just gonna

908

: 00:41:48

go face value, I would have said,

Hey, daytime prediction, Tilda dies.

909

: 00:41:52

, I'm going, I'm going a

little deeper with it.

910

: 00:41:55

The widow gets her gift back,

and uses it to heal a dying Tilda

911

: 00:42:01

at the cost of her own life.

912

: 00:42:03

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Oh, okay.

913

: 00:42:04

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

We know we can use the

914

: 00:42:05

gift to heal people,

915

: 00:42:06

and we know it takes a lot out of you.

916

: 00:42:08

I think the widow decides to save Tilda.

917

: 00:42:12

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

All right.

918

: 00:42:12

And my prime time prediction, Sunny Dies.

919

: 00:42:18

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Alright, , mine is, kanan shows up

920

: 00:42:21

out of nowhere to save Sunny, and ends

up raising Henry after Sunny dies.

921

: 00:42:27

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Mm.

922

: 00:42:28

Okay.

923

: 00:42:32

Well, that's that.

924

: 00:42:34

And we got one more rep here.

925

: 00:42:36

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yeah, don't have to roll no dice!

926

: 00:42:38

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

No dice rolling.

927

: 00:42:39

I can't, I mean, if you want me to, I can.

928

: 00:42:42

Just for the, the ASMR here.

929

: 00:42:45

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

I don't have ASMR.

930

: 00:42:46

I, I've never understood it.

931

: 00:42:48

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Well, I mean, our listeners might,

932

: 00:42:50

who knows this one's for you guys.

933

: 00:42:53

I rolled three, so close

to minimum anyways,

934

: 00:42:57

but not quite there.

935

: 00:43:01

All right.

936

: 00:43:01

Well, we'll be back with

seven strike as one next week.

937

: 00:43:05

, but until then we have to say a

couple of things like, thank you.

938

: 00:43:12

Thank you.

939

: 00:43:13

940

: 00:43:13

941

: 00:43:13

942

: 00:43:13

for your just bomb ass music in general.

943

: 00:43:16

Just fucking killing it.

944

: 00:43:18

We love it.

945

: 00:43:19

Love Goon Squad.

946

: 00:43:20

Thank you so much for letting

us use it as our theme music.

947

: 00:43:23

We appreciate the hell out of it.

948

: 00:43:25

, go listen to R.

949

: 00:43:27

950

: 00:43:27

951

: 00:43:27

on whatever audio streaming

services you happen to frequent.

952

: 00:43:34

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And, , thank you to Annette Lucena

953

: 00:43:36

for your, , photograph of a TV

that you have allowed to use under

954

: 00:43:40

Creative Commons that has allowed

us to use it for our podcast art.

955

: 00:43:45

xhafer-olfwr5xac__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

Yep.

956

: 00:43:46

Thank you

957

: 00:43:46

benjamin_d_curley-lc88w9k27__raw-audio_xhafer-benjamin-d-curley_2023-sep-30-0132am_who_are you:

And we will, And we will, see

958

: 00:43:47

you next time on Last Time On.

Last Time On

Episode 6

10th Oct 2023

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